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(Jenna) Previously on Awkward...
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- That's just the engagement party
- _
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that you're hosting tomorrow night.
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She doesn't love him and she never did!
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I need to tell you something about Matty.
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He... loves... you!
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(Jenna) What did Gabby know that I didn't?
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Jenna, it's time for your speech.
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What speech?
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Is it possible that you know who
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you're meant to be with from the start?
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(Jenna) T's party had
left both of us reeling,
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me from Gabby's revelation that
Matty still had feelings for me,
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and T from the end of her engage... mish.
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I couldn't think of a better
way to deal with these bombshells
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then pigs in a blanket and season
four of Sex and the City.
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You may have blown up my engagement,
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but at least your mom has all
of Sex and the City on DVD.
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Hopefully it'll take my mind
off my ex in the Marines.
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Carrie, take me away.
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[porn music]
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The [bleep]?
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(woman on DVD) As Charla was going uptown,
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I was going way down.
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(man on DVD) They don't
call me Mr. Big for nothing!
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Ew, stop it! Stop it!
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Sexin' the Titties?
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"Lace, thought we could watch
this one together. Love, Kev."
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Ew.
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[keys clacking]
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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Why would your dad put his
porn in with the normal DVDs?
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Keep the ish in your nasty
drawer with your motion lotion.
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I don't even want to think about it.
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Let's just be grateful
we found the real DVDs.
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[gasp] Oh, my God. Jenna.
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What if... what if Adam is my
Mr. Big, and I just let him go?
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Oh, T.
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He might have been the love of my life
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and I just let him walk away.
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Come on, do you really
think "the one" is a thing?
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I mean, I think there are
lots of loves in your life.
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No, there's one, and for
me it might have been Adam.
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I'm never gonna meet a
guy like him ever again!
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I'm going to end up marrying
some dude who should have
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been a one night bland, and
yeah, we'll stay together
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for the kids, but there
will be no real passion,
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and we'll both end up having
affairs with our tennis pros.
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I can't do this, Jenna!
I hate court sports!
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Okay, take it down a little.
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Carrie and Big spent some time apart,
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and they eventually got back together.
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I mean, maybe you can get him back, too.
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- You think so?
- Of course.
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You're right. I can win Adam back,
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and it is not going to take
me six seasons to do it.
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I'm going to go get him right now.
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(Jenna voice-over) Tamara couldn't leave.
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Because if Tamara left, I'd have no choice
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but to think about whether
Matty still had feelings for me,
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and I did not want to think about that.
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Besides, it made no sense for T to go now.
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Adam's base was hella far.
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T, it's 11:00, and his base is hours away.
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Just wait and call him in the morning.
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I can't call him in the morning, Jenna.
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It's love, it can't wait.
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Nothing good happens after midnight.
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- Calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down!
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This is all your...
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Okay, this is at least half your fault.
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Why aren't you being
supportive of this relationship?
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Because it's not real.
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T, you got engaged to a guy
you met two hours earlier,
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and strung him along for months
because you loved playing bride!
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It was all a sham!
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Really? And what would you
know about a real relationship?
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Uh, what is that supposed to mean?
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You [bleep] up all your relationships.
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Okay, no, I don't.
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You are too short to ride
that LOL-lercoaster, Jenna.
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You have sabotaged every relationship
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you have ever been in.
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That is extremely untrue
and incredibly mean.
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I say this with all the love in the world,
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but you are a relationship saboteur.
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And I don't want to
follow in your footsteps.
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Honestly, the fact that you don't think
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I should go after Adam
means I definitely should.
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[door closes]
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[voice-mail tone]
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Hey babe, I'm on my way to your base,
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and I can't wait to see
you and explain to you
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why I've been acting like I ordered
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a Venti DumDum Spice
Latte from Bizarrebucks.
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You're totally going to laugh. It's so us.
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[Donora's Take My Heart playing]
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♪ I was meant to find you ♪
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♪ I was meant to fall in love ♪
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(Jenna voice-over) I was trying
to focus on Carrie and company,
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but I couldn't get what
Tamara had said out of my mind.
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Was I really a relationship saboteur?
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[knocks]
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Oh, my God, was Matty here?
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Was he going to act on those
feelings Gabby told me about?
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I wasn't ready for this.
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Hey, is Gabby here?
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She outran me and then texted me
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she was going to sleep at your place.
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Well, she texted me "Slap win at Jerma's"
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with some winking emojis,
but I got kind of worried.
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I haven't seen her since the party.
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Well, right after the party,
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when she was running
through my yard pantsless.
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[bleep]. Okay, thanks.
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Hey, while you're here, quick question.
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- Okay.
- Uh, we used to go out, and...
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Oh, my God. We did, didn't we?
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I know, right? It was, like, forever ago.
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Yeah, we never talk about it anymore.
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Listen, I'm probably being
crazy, and this is probably
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a dumb question, but... was I
the reason we didn't work out?
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It was a long time ago.
It doesn't matter now.
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Wait, so that's a no?
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No.
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Maybe you weren't
completely honest with me.
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But, whatever.
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It's not like you treated me
differently than anyone else.
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What does that mean?
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I don't have time to detail all
of the drama that you caused.
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I gotta go find my girlfriend,
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and if she's not here, where is she?
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♪ You were meant to fall in love ♪
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♪ You were meant to catch me ♪
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♪ And you were meant to take, take my ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
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[both screaming]
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What are you doing here?
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- What are you doing here?
- It's my friggin' car!
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Oh, the last thing I remember is
being so tired at Jenna's house
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and your car looked so comfortable.
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Ugh, I think I'm going to be sick.
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No, do not ralph-and-roll
all over my upholstery.
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My mom will go full American Psycho.
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There's a plastic bag full of plastic bags
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under the passenger seat.
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- Can you just take me home?
- Totally.
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We're just going to run
a quick errand first.
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Mm.
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(Jenna voice-over) I'd
gotten a lot of news tonight,
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and I couldn't help but
wonder, was any of it true?
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Did Matty still love me?
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Why did that freak me out?
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Was it because I was bad at relationships?
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Is there such a thing as "the one?"
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And just how many pigs in a blanket
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is it okay to eat before bedtime?
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At times like these, a girl can't get by
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without a little help from her friends.
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(all) Hi!
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[Latin jazz music]
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[Latin jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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So, Gabby said Matty's
still in love with me.
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Yay! This is such great news.
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I just read a book that
said high school sweethearts
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make the best husbands.
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No one's talking about husbands.
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I don't even know if I
still have feeling for him.
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I mean, sure, I did love
him, but the past is the past.
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The past is never dead.
The past isn't even past.
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That's what Abraham Lincoln said.
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I don't think Abraham Lincoln said that.
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Oh, yeah? Then who said it?
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Back to the Baberaham Lincoln at hand,
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honey, Matty doesn't love you.
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Why would he? He's a
catch and you're a snatch
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who ruins all her relationships.
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I'm great at relationships.
I've had tons of boyfriends.
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[laughter]
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If you were great at relationships,
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you'd only have one.
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Face it, you've blown up every
one of your relationships.
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You're like an emotional suicide bomber.
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That's not true. I'm always getting dumped.
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Yeah, because you [bleep] it up.
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Go ask some of your dumb
exes if you don't believe us.
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(Jenna voice-over) At times
like this, a girl has to wonder,
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why is there a man dressed as
a hotdog outside her window?
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They say past actions
are the best predictor
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of future behavior.
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And so, before I turn my attention
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to the subject of Gabby's gabbin',
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I couldn't help but wonder,
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am I the reason my relationships fail?
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Um, yeah.
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♪ ♪
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[sigh]
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I thought you said we were
running a quick errand.
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- We are.
- We've been driving for hours.
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Just stay in the car and be cool, okay?
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We'll be home in no time.
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Okay, so you haven't
picked up the phone yet
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or responded to any of
my ten messages, 33 texts,
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or seven sexts, which the
last one was pretty hot.
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But that's okay, because I'm here.
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Like, literally, I'm
outside. See you in a min.
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Jake? I'm with Tamara.
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I don't know, I'm literally
in the middle of a desert,
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and it's dark and scary and
I think she's lost her mind.
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Don't yell. I'm still so drunk.
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- Can I help you?
- I'm here to win back
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the love of my life, Adam Walker.
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So should I just head to his barracks,
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or should I do a Say
Anything scenario out here,
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or, oh, is there, like,
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a super romantic restaurant on base?
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There's no visitors on base
between midnight and 6 a.m.
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Totally, that makes good sense.
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Um, I'm not a visitor,
I'm an estranged fiancé.
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There's no visitors on base
between midnight and 6 a.m.
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[sigh]
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- So, can we go?
- Not until I've seen Adam.
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We're gonna stay here all night.
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Let me out! Let me out!
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- [horn honking]
- Let me out! Let me out!
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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What are you talking about?
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I didn't sabotage my relationship with you.
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You dumped me!
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[laughs] Jenna, you left me
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standing in 20-degree weather
on the side of a mountain
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after you begged me to meet you there.
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That's not fair.
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Eva had taken Matty off somewhere and...
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See, that's it, right there.
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You rescued Matty at Mr. PHHS,
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and then even though I came up
to that mountain to be with you,
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you couldn't resist getting
involved with him and Eva.
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But neither of those were my fault.
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My friends were having so much drama,
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and I just got sucked into it.
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But the thing is, you
didn't have to get sucked in.
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You wanted to. You always had one foot
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out of our relationship.
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- Luke.
- It's okay, I get it.
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If you never go all the way
in, you can never get hurt.
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I was hurt when we broke up.
250
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You were bummed.
251
00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:22,686
But you were kissing
someone else a week later.
252
00:09:22,821 --> 00:09:25,572
Listen, Jenna, I think
you're a really good person.
253
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Would you please stop saying that?
254
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But if you can't go all-in,
255
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you shouldn't be in a serious relationship.
256
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What is Luke even talking about?
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Serious relationship are my jam.
258
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The fact that you think that
is sadder than that tutu.
259
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You're a total bummerina.
260
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I'm not, I kind of
think I'm pulling it off.
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The only thing you're
pulling off is your clothes
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every time you meet
someone with a Y-chromosome.
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00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,846
- And you know why?
- Because I'm in love with love.
264
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Because you're in love with the drama.
265
00:09:52,601 --> 00:09:54,434
Like when you dated that
sweet sophomore goober
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with the crush on you.
267
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Why don't you try talking to him?
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I'm not addicted to drama.
269
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I'm not that slutty.
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I look great in a tutu.
271
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,151
Okay, Jake will be here in a few hours.
272
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He's freaking out about not getting
273
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,571
a solid eight hours of sleep.
274
00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:16,239
[laughs] He still does that?
275
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Oh, my God, I've never met someone
276
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who's more insane about it.
277
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:20,293
Well, except for actual toddlers.
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[laughs] Oh.
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I feel like raw ass.
280
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,916
My stomach's launching a
coup against the rest of me.
281
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,218
Yeah, there's nothing worse than
being awake for the transition
282
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from drunk to hung-over.
283
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,089
Here.
284
00:10:33,114 --> 00:10:36,142
Okay, you have a full Walgreen's
worth of stuff in your car.
285
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,478
Well, you never know
what you're going to need.
286
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,642
I can't believe we're stuck here until six.
287
00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:43,433
- I have an idea.
- Show the guard my boobs?
288
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,818
I thought about that, but this dress is
289
00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:45,986
too complicated to undo.
290
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,688
Disturbing, and no.
291
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Give me a minute.
292
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[pop music playing]
293
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♪ ♪
294
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Hi, my friend and I need
to talk to Adam Walker.
295
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,583
It's urgent.
296
00:10:59,668 --> 00:11:01,284
Yeah, I'm sure it is,
but as I told your friend,
297
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,036
there's no visitors until 6 a.m.
298
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,455
Who's talking about visiting?
We would just be so happy
299
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,457
if he could come down here
and talk to us outside base.
300
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,842
Why don't you just call him yourself?
301
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:12,345
I would, but my... my
phone doesn't have service,
302
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,131
and my friend is having an emergency.
303
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,266
I mean, look at her.
304
00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:17,717
[singing]
305
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,470
[sobbing]
306
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,389
Okay, all right, all right.
307
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,443
If I call him, would you stop crying?
308
00:11:26,028 --> 00:11:26,980
Yes.
309
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:32,949
Ha-ha-ha!
310
00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:35,819
♪ Take my ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
311
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,572
[fake sobbing]
312
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,324
(Jenna voice-over) Maybe Sadie was right.
313
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:44,160
Maybe I had more drama than
a whole Taylor Swift album.
314
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,663
But that's just in serious relationships.
315
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,499
When things were more
casual, the drama was dunzo.
316
00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:51,468
I didn't need to ask the little sophomore.
317
00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,597
There was no drama with Owen.
318
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,505
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
319
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,724
What? I thought what we had was simple.
320
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,809
Maybe for you, because you weren't in it.
321
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:02,345
I for one found the whole thing
very dramatic and stressful.
322
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,680
I didn't realize you felt that way.
323
00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:05,932
Because you never really
listened to anything I said.
324
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,453
And you took my V-card, and
then you could hardly look at me.
325
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,605
- Come on, I liked you.
- No, you didn't.
326
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,358
You liked the validation.
Think about it, Jenna.
327
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,193
You only kissed me because you thought
328
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,662
Matty was kissing someone else.
329
00:12:18,747 --> 00:12:20,580
And you only slept with
me because you were sad
330
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,915
you didn't get into SCU.
331
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,451
It was never about me. It was about you.
332
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,920
- I'm sorry.
- Whatever, I gotta go.
333
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,839
I'm working on a new
piece, classical music.
334
00:12:29,925 --> 00:12:33,209
Very exciting. It's chords, pianos,
335
00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:35,879
musical notes of... of some sort.
336
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,964
What are you talking about?
Are you having a stroke?
337
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,883
You don't know enough
about music for your brain
338
00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:43,008
to actually understand what I'd say here.
339
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,389
I told you, you never really listened.
340
00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,725
(Jenna voice-over) I couldn't
deny that my relationship with Owen
341
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,883
had been based on the fact that
342
00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:51,755
he made me feel good about myself.
343
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,030
But was that true of
my other relationships?
344
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:56,232
Was I vali-dating?
345
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,451
Yeah, Jenna. You were.
346
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,939
Yay! I thought you'd be
347
00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:04,079
all doom and gloom up in your room,
348
00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,589
but you came down!
349
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,586
Okay, Withholding Warren over here.
350
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:13,639
Look, I know I messed up, and I
that things got out of control,
351
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:15,891
but what you need to understand is that
352
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,509
I didn't realize what I was doing.
353
00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:20,179
I thought you were shipping
out, and I had just read this
354
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:23,232
Rev War-themed romance novel,
One If By Land, Two If By We.
355
00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:24,266
Totally recommend.
356
00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:26,685
And I was just in a really
357
00:13:26,821 --> 00:13:30,072
super patriotic place emotionally.
358
00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:31,857
And, you know, everybody
always says that we need to
359
00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,777
support our troops, and I love our country.
360
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,695
I mean, everybody's always
saying that about me.
361
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,447
I'm like Betsy Ross in a miniskirt, so...
362
00:13:38,532 --> 00:13:42,275
Tamara, you took my grandmother's ring.
363
00:13:43,704 --> 00:13:46,121
You are so full of [bleep].
364
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,208
Adam, come on.
365
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:54,263
[somber music]
366
00:13:54,382 --> 00:13:55,681
♪ ♪
367
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:59,945
[hip-hop music]
368
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,418
(Collin) Listen, Jenna.
369
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,306
We all know why you dated me.
370
00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:05,724
Temporary psychosis?
371
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:09,297
Because I made you feel
smart. Plus, I'm irresistible.
372
00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:10,353
Was irresistible.
373
00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:12,461
As in, irresistible in the past.
374
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,678
Well, you know what they
say, the past is never dead.
375
00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:18,348
The past isn't even past.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
376
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:21,318
- That's not who said that.
- Then who is?
377
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,687
Anyway, I'm loving college.
378
00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:26,156
So full of intellectuals.
379
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,441
Nothing like PHHS.
380
00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:29,276
I'd say present company excluded.
381
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,827
I feel like my writing
is really in a new place.
382
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,614
I'm working on this
novel, it's like Ayn Rand
383
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,165
meets Jeff Eugenides.
384
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:38,452
The hero, he's tormented
by his love for two women.
385
00:14:38,537 --> 00:14:41,371
There's a gorgeous but
troubled woman who yearns to be
386
00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:44,007
half the talent the
hero is, and a gorgeous,
387
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:46,960
but quirky girl who's jealous of the hero.
388
00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:49,046
That sounds terrible. Also, those two women
389
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:50,514
sound like the same character.
390
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,883
[laughs] It's serious literature, Jenna.
391
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:54,768
You wouldn't understand.
I mean, you're having
392
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,219
a Sex and the City dream.
393
00:14:56,305 --> 00:14:57,437
It's not exactly Franzen, is it?
394
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,889
Okay, just because women like something,
395
00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:00,357
doesn't make it frivolous.
396
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:03,321
Wait, this is a dream.
I can do whatever I want.
397
00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:06,647
Oh! Jenna!
398
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,315
Stop trying to turn me on.
399
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,200
Ugh, you are literally a nightmare person.
400
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:12,319
Why did I ever like you?
401
00:15:12,404 --> 00:15:14,788
Because he wasn't me.
402
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,157
♪ ♪
403
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:19,993
Did you see that?
404
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:20,994
I couldn't stop watching.
405
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,162
It was like a car accident.
406
00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:23,463
How can he be such a cold front
407
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:24,715
when all I'm trying to do
408
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,416
is bask him in my sunshine?
409
00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:28,335
Honestly, why wouldn't he be?
410
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,220
You let the guy think you
were going to marry him,
411
00:15:30,339 --> 00:15:32,139
and now you're barely
even saying you're sorry.
412
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,423
I was apologizing.
413
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:35,258
No, you were trying to coast on the fact
414
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:36,343
that you're cute and charming.
415
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,761
But when you really hurt someone,
416
00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:39,730
you have to do better than that.
417
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:41,815
[sighs]
418
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,818
[Latin jazz music]
419
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:50,691
♪ ♪
420
00:15:50,776 --> 00:15:51,825
"Because he wasn't me."
421
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,160
Can you believe it?
422
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,578
- Yeah, I can believe it.
- For sure.
423
00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:55,862
You should just go talk to Matty.
424
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:57,030
He's your one.
425
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,477
He's not my one!
426
00:15:58,502 --> 00:15:59,616
That's not even a thing.
427
00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,418
Fine, then go tell him
you're not in love with him.
428
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,287
No! Jenna, believe in love!
429
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:06,373
Come on, Jenna, you're
always complaining about
430
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,126
what a [bleep] inconvenience
it is to have Matty McKibben
431
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:12,546
in love with you, so why don't
you just go and shut it down?
432
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,317
Fine. I will.
433
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:20,952
Hey, kid.
434
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:24,251
Matty, you were right.
435
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,479
I only hooked up with Collin
436
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,010
because he was everything you
weren't, including an [bleep].
437
00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:30,446
Jenna, listen. I have
to tell you something.
438
00:16:30,471 --> 00:16:31,626
No, you don't.
439
00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:35,398
No, I do. I still... want to be with you.
440
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:38,135
[pop music]
441
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:39,952
You still want to be with me?
442
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,510
[drill sergeant shouting]
443
00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:52,606
(Tamara) Adam!
444
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,264
Adam!
445
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:58,017
Adam! Adam Walker!
446
00:16:58,102 --> 00:16:59,986
Please listen to me!
447
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:01,320
This had better be quick.
448
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,105
It will be. I promise.
449
00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:05,408
Listen. You're right.
450
00:17:05,493 --> 00:17:07,743
I screwed up, big time.
451
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,612
I lied to you, and I hurt you,
452
00:17:09,747 --> 00:17:12,624
and I never should have
accepted your proposals.
453
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,199
Especially the second one.
454
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,007
Especially this.
455
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:29,015
♪ ♪
456
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,551
Hey. Are you ready?
457
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,316
Shh! I'm watching.
458
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:38,641
I didn't break it off before
because we are so good together.
459
00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:40,237
And I didn't want to lose that.
460
00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:43,064
I didn't want to lose you.
461
00:17:43,878 --> 00:17:46,032
It took ending our
engagement for me to realize
462
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:49,035
that I love you, but I
do, I really, really do,
463
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,369
and I just wanna start over.
464
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:52,398
Please, can we start over?
465
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,227
Thanks for the apology.
466
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,275
I appreciate it.
467
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,830
But I can't do this.
468
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:03,916
I'm not some yo-yo that
you can just jerk around.
469
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,501
Adam.
470
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:07,497
Adam, come on!
471
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,588
♪ ♪
472
00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:16,395
♪ You're like a blizzard ♪
473
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:22,268
♪ ♪
474
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,354
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
475
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,059
It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
476
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,641
Hey, I'm sorry.
477
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:36,832
So... you guys want to get a room?
478
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,868
- Jake!
- Raunchy Rosati!
479
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:41,871
I meant to sleep! I'm so tired.
480
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:44,650
Well, I mean, unless there's
481
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,208
something else you guys want to do.
482
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:46,941
Stop!
483
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:49,746
It was worth a shot.
484
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,547
Come on.
485
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:54,767
[playful music]
486
00:18:54,886 --> 00:19:00,556
♪ ♪
487
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,755
What are you doing here?
I already talked to you.
488
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:03,889
We're here so you can realize
489
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,147
what you've been hiding from all year.
490
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:06,754
No, no, no, that's okay.
491
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,528
Ah. Comfy.
492
00:19:09,553 --> 00:19:11,108
Put it together, Jenna.
493
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:13,451
Come on, you got this.
494
00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:14,936
No, this is... this is too weird.
495
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,042
I have to leave.
496
00:19:16,161 --> 00:19:18,682
Okay, no. Not you too.
497
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:22,608
Come on, Hamildunce.
Even you're good enough
498
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,358
at math to add this one up.
499
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,559
I'm sorry, Jenna, but even I get it.
500
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:31,851
Oh, I figured it out.
501
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,918
That quote about the past
was by William Faulkner.
502
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:36,943
Duh, I should've known that one.
503
00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:39,404
Okay, uh, good dream, guys.
504
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,629
Thanks for the help, but you can go now.
505
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:42,680
[door opens]
506
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:49,637
♪ ♪
507
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,806
You sabotaged our relationship
508
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,358
because you were still into Matty.
509
00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,026
You only dated me because
I was different than Matty
510
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,477
You were in love with the drama,
511
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,562
because it led you back to Matty.
512
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:58,850
You never would have kissed me
513
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,631
unless you thought Matty
was kissing someone else.
514
00:20:00,656 --> 00:20:03,361
What does it all add up to, Jenna?
515
00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:07,842
♪ You, your heart is golden ♪
516
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,283
Oh, my God.
517
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:12,326
♪ ♪
518
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,106
Oh, my God.
519
00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,417
Oh, my God. It's Matty.
520
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,501
I've never stopped
being in love with Matty.
521
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,003
I love Matty.
522
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,806
(Jenna voice-over) The sun
was up, and I was more awake
523
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,507
than I'd been in a long time.
524
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,261
And for once, I was going
to do something about it.
525
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,580
(Jenna) Next on Awkward...
526
00:20:32,612 --> 00:20:34,844
What was the right outfit to
tell someone you love them?
527
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:37,253
So, you gonna tell me
what's behind that smile?
528
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,112
- Saturday.
- Back on spring break,
529
00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:41,114
Matty came to the house looking for you,
530
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:44,908
and I sent him away, and
told him to leave you alone.
531
00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:46,174
Why would you do that?
532
00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:49,515
The time for shipping Matty
and Jenna has sailed and sunk.
533
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:51,702
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