1 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,943 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,049 I FOUND YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 3 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,317 - I DID NOT ASK YOU TO DO THIS. 4 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,187 I MADE CONTACT WITH MY BIOLOGICAL DAD, 5 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,988 AND I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO BE THERE WITH ME 6 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,059 - EVEN THOUGH SPRING BREAK WAS GONNA BE 7 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,827 ME STUCK IN A HOUSE IN MEXICO WITH ALLY AND SADIE, 8 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:27,995 I WAS STILL EXCITED, 9 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,730 BECAUSE MATTY WAS COMING AFTER ALL. 10 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,832 THE FUTURE HELD LOTS OF POSSIBILITIES, 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,867 INCLUDING DYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,203 WITH MY MOTHER IN MEXICO. 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,738 - JEEZ, I WASN'T EVEN GOING THAT FAST. 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,273 - MOM, MEXICAN POLICE ARE CORRUPT. 15 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,142 PEOPLE GET SNATCHED OFF THE ROADS ALL THE TIME 16 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,544 ONLY TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,747 - NOT IF THEY KNOW HOW TO WORK IT. 18 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,317 HOLA, SEÑOR. 19 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,851 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 20 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,188 WAS I DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY? 21 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,990 I'M JUST SO EXCITED BECAUSE MY SISTER AND I 22 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:01,195 ARE HEADED DOWN TO ROSARITO FOR SPRING BREAK. 23 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,397 - WHILE MY "SISTER" ENGAGED THE POLICE, 24 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,133 I ENGAGED IN A LITTLE MASOCHISM, 25 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,868 A.K.A. CHECKING MY INBOX FOR ADMISSION EMAILS. 26 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,138 WYCOFF WAS THE LAST COLLEGE I HAD APPLIED TO, 27 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,873 AND THE ONLY ONE THAT HADN'T REJECTED ME, SO FAR. 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,143 - I.D., PLEASE. PASSPORT. 29 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,445 - OH, COME ON, WHAT WAS I DOING? 30 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:20,614 - HAS YOUR SISTER BEEN DRINKING? 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,150 - SADLY, NO. 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,585 - THE OFFICER IS NOT HERE TO RUIN OUR VACATION. 33 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:28,322 HE IS HERE TO HELP US, RIGHT? 34 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:31,292 - SEÑORA, MAYBE I CAN LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING. 35 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,195 BUT YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE MUCH MORE-- 36 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,463 [women screaming] 37 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,830 [officer shouting in Spanish] 38 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:37,798 - [screams] 39 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,567 - OH, IT'S OKAY, OFFICER! 40 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,369 MY SISTER JUST GOT INTO COLLEGE! 41 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,636 - [screams] 42 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,238 - AH! 43 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,346 I'M SO EXCITED. 44 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:56,617 - I THOUGHT THE BEACH HOUSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A...BEACH. 45 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,720 - AH, I THINK SMELL THE OCEAN. 46 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,656 OR MAYBE THAT'S JUST THE ALCOHOL. 47 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,724 - FINALLY. 48 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,958 JESUS. 49 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,627 UGH, YOU BROUGHT LITTLE BITCH? 50 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,562 - SHE GOT INTO COLLEGE. 51 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,298 WYCOFF COLLEGE. 52 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,632 WE ARE CELEBRATING! 53 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,334 - J, YOU GOT INTO COLLEGE? 54 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,335 - YES! 55 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,537 - OH, I AM SO HAPPY... 56 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,538 AND RELIEVED. 57 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:18,872 NOT THAT I WAS LOSING SLEEP 58 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,109 OR HAVING BOUTS OF TRICHOTILLOMANIA OR ANYTHING. 59 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:25,012 SO WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK, PEOPLES! 60 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:28,316 LET'S MAX THIS MOTHER-FONDLER OUT. 61 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,417 YEAH. 62 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,118 - ENTRADA. 63 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,720 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 64 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,090 HERE SHE IS, MY COLLEGE GIRL. - AWESOME. 65 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,092 - INFINITE O.M.G. WHERE? 66 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,728 - WYCOFF. I CAN FINALLY RELAX 67 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,330 AND ENJOY THE REST OF MY SENIOR YEAR. 68 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,799 - YEAH, BETTER SOAK UP SOME RAYS AND BASK IN YOUR COMPLACENCY 69 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,602 TO PREPARE FOR A LIFE OF DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY. 70 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,404 - SADITA, CHILL, LADY. 71 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,705 - MMM, AH. 72 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,974 - OH, I'M SO TIRED FROM THE DRIVE. 73 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,777 WE ALMOST GOT MURDERED, BY THE WAY. 74 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,078 I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER. 75 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,514 RIGHT NOW, I JUST-- I NEED A NAP. 76 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,616 - WHAT? 77 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,984 PUSSY. 78 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,888 - JENNA. 79 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,258 - YOU KNOW I'M SORRY, RIGHT? 80 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,825 IT WAS LAME OF ME TO PUT ALL THAT STUFF 81 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,461 THAT WENT DOWN WITH GABBY ON YOU. 82 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,263 - WELL, YEAH. 83 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,530 I'M SORRY SHE'S NOT COMING, THOUGH. 84 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,266 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN THINKING A LOT 85 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,000 ABOUT HOW YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY 86 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,836 TO HELP GET IN TOUCH WITH MY BIOLOGICAL DAD. 87 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:23,837 - I WAS GLAD TO. 88 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:24,938 - I WANTED TO DO IT, 89 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,007 BUT I GUESS I NEEDED A PUSH. 90 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:31,144 I MEAN, AS USUAL, YOU TOTALLY GET ME. 91 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,646 - WELL, WE GET EACH OTHER. 92 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,648 - YEAH. 93 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,783 - SO ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM? 94 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,084 - I THINK SO. 95 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,018 I'M JUST WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM HIM. 96 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,721 I'M A LITTLE FREAKED. 97 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:46,059 BUT, HEY, THIS IS OUR LAST SPRING BREAK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 98 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,329 SO LET'S REALLY MAX IT OUT, OKAY? 99 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,064 - I WASN'T SURE IF "TOGETHER" MEANT TOGETHER TOGETHER 100 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,300 OR JUST TOGETHER. 101 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,734 BUT WHATEVER "TOGETHER" MEANT, 102 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,837 I WAS SO GLAD TO BE TOGETHER WITH MATTY AGAIN. 103 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,840 - MAN, YOU ARE TI-IGHT, SADITA. 104 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,174 - I CAN'T STAND SEEING 105 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,176 THAT TRAGIC LITTLE STD DISPENSER 106 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,545 ACT LIKE A PIG IN [bleep] 107 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,447 JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT INTO SOME LAME COLLEGE 108 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,216 WHEN I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM MY STANK-ASS SCHOLARSHIP. 109 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,318 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW. 110 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,685 - YOU WOULD BE WORRIED TOO 111 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,321 IF YOUR FUTURE WERE HANGING IN THE BALANCE. 112 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,389 - BABE, I WORRY ABOUT MY FUTURE ALL THE TIME. 113 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,325 I JUST DON'T MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD SUFFER FOR IT, OKAY? 114 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,759 - YOU'RE LIVING YOUR FUTURE. 115 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,060 YOU GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 116 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,430 YOU'LL PROBABLY BE A COP LIKE YOUR DAD. 117 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,365 - HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT. 118 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,600 I'M OPEN TO OTHER STUFF, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. 119 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,168 EVERYTHING ISN'T SO BLACK-AND-WHITE. 120 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,338 ALL I'M SAYING IS, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 121 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:33,807 A SMART, BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE YOU WILL DO JUST FINE. 122 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,576 - MAYBE. 123 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,245 SO DO YOU THINK I'M MORE SMART OR MORE BEAUTIFUL? 124 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,450 - PARASAILING, ZIP-LINING, DEEP SEA FISHING. 125 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,884 BIGGIE'S DONE ALL OF THIS. 126 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,920 WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS. 127 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,222 THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SO SMART, 128 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,158 AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I LIKE MY FISH. 129 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,727 WELL, THAT OR BEER-BATTERED IN A TACO 130 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,529 WITH AN ICE-COLD EGG NOG. 131 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,030 - DOLPHIN'S AREN'T FISH, VAL. 132 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,065 THEY'RE MAMMALS. 133 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,434 - MAMMALS THAT BREATHE WATER? 134 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,371 I GUESS MY CATS ARE FISH TOO, HUH, JAKE? 135 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,506 I HOPE THAT WASN'T ON THE S.A.T.s. 136 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,807 - WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING? 137 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,241 - WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH. - WHY? 138 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,511 YOU GOT ALCOHOL, SUN, POOL RIGHT HERE. 139 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,981 GOD, I HATE CHILDREN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 140 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,583 - PSHH, I KNOW, RIGHT? 141 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,217 [knocking] 142 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,425 - WHAT ARE YOU PEG BOYS DOING HERE? 143 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,394 - SOCIAL ANTHROPOLOGY. 144 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,795 STUDYING THE BITCH OUT OF WATER. 145 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,730 - AND GETTING THIS PARTY STARTED! 146 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,965 WHOO! - SORRY, YOU WEREN'T INVITED. 147 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,534 BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM ON THE BEACH 148 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,235 WITH THE MURDERERS AND VAGRANTS. 149 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,805 YOU'RE WELCOME. 150 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:38,939 - HOLD UP. 151 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,442 - WE BROUGHT THE BEST PARTY FAVOR EVER. 152 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,416 - LISSA? 153 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,083 - LISSA, ARE YOU OKAY? 154 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,985 - NO, I WAS IN PRISON. 155 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,655 MOMMY KEPT ME IN THE HOUSE EVER SINCE I WAS SUSPENDED. 156 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,190 AND I WAS ATONING, LIKE, 24/7 157 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,726 IN MY ROOM WITH THE GOOD BOOK, AND THEN-- 158 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,628 - AND THEN WE BROKE HER OUT OF THAT HELL-HOLE 159 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,530 AND BROUGHT HER TO YOU KIND PEOPLE. 160 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,498 - JESUS, THAT IS DESPERATE. 161 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,899 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT JESUS ANYMORE 162 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,568 IF HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE WITH TYLER. 163 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,503 MOMMY CAN'T MAKE ME, MOMMY CAN'T MAKE ME! 164 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,172 - NOW, YOU KIDS ARE THE KIND OF CHILDREN I LIKE. 165 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,306 OH. 166 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,449 OR MAYBE SHE'D SMOKED SOME NEW LEAF. 167 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,617 - MAN, THIS BEACH IS BUSTED. 168 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,686 IT'S LIKE VERY JUNKIE SOUTH OF THE BORDER 169 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,921 DOUCHED OUT ALL THEIR [bleep] ON THE SAND. 170 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,222 [phone dings] [gasps] 171 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,291 YO, BOYS, JUST GOT A TEXT FROM TY-TY. 172 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,460 HE'S ON HIS WAY. 173 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,694 HE'S MEETING ME HERE, 174 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,063 AND WE'RE GONNA SCREW OUR BRAINS OUT. 175 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,898 WOULD THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU? 176 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,166 - JUST PUT A TOWEL DOWN. 177 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,035 I WANT MY DEPOSIT BACK ON THE RENTAL. 178 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,571 - HEY, JENNA. 179 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,272 JENNA, HEY. 180 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,774 I JUST HEARD BACK FROM MY BIO DAD, 181 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,375 AND WE'RE GONNA MEET UP TOMORROW. 182 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,911 I WAS WONDERING, MAYBE-- 183 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,179 MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 184 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:55,115 - YES, OF COURSE. I'D LOVE TO. 185 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:59,152 - IT'D BE REALLY, REALLY NICE TO HAVE YOU THERE. 186 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,255 - MATTY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 187 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,658 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID IT. 188 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,493 - OKAY. 189 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,894 - IT SEEMED MORE AND MORE 190 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,596 THAT BY, "LET'S ENJOY SPRING BREAK TOGETHER," 191 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,198 MATTY REALLY DID MEAN TOGETHER TOGETHER. 192 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,266 - SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA WAIT? 193 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,635 - UNTIL BIGGIE COMES. 194 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,237 HE SAID TO WAIT RIGHT HERE, AND SO I WILL. 195 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,673 MY LOVE IS BLIND AND UNCONDITIONAL. 196 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,876 - OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 197 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,316 OH, WOW. 198 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,521 OH, WOW. 199 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,626 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS PACKING ALL OF THAT. 200 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,260 - I DID. 201 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,872 - HEADS UP. 202 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,273 OOH. 203 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,442 - AH. 204 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,177 - OH, ARE THEY LOOKING AT US? 205 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,146 - PLEASE, PLEASE, PICTURE WITH US. 206 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,281 - OH, MY GOD, THEY THINK YOU'RE PEETA AND I'M KATNISS. 207 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,550 - AMERICAN ROCK STAR 208 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,418 AND VIDEO GIRL. 209 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,454 * UH-UH-UH, UH-UH 210 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,590 - * AND THEN IT ALL COMES TOGETHER * 211 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,324 OH, MY GOD, THEY KNOW MY SONG. 212 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,561 - OH, YES, VERY BIG IN JAPAN. 213 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:14,728 both: WE'RE BIG IN JAPAN! 214 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:15,829 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 215 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,364 - OUR VIDEO, MY WAY TO YOU, 216 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,200 HAS, LIKE, 12 MILLION HITS AND THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS. 217 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,570 - IN JAPANESE, BUT CLEARLY IT'S HUGE. 218 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,271 THESE GIRLS WERE STAR-STRUCK BY ME. 219 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,006 - ALYSSA MILANO IS BIG IN JAPAN. 220 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,274 - WELL, BIG IS BIG. 221 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,942 WE'RE GONNA STRATEGIZE SO WE CAN MONETIZE. 222 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:32,580 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO. 223 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,482 - * SHAKE IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT * 224 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,984 *SHAKE YOUR BODY * 225 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,486 * SHAKE IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT * 226 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,621 [doorbell dings] 227 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,422 - HE'S HERE! 228 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,959 - DARLING LISSA. 229 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,027 WOW. 230 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,296 IT'S A WHOLE NEW YOU. - I KNOW. 231 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,231 I FELL FROM GRACE AND INTO A BIG OLD PILE OF SIN, 232 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,600 AND I LOVE IT. 233 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,734 - SHE'S DOING HER BEST TO KEEP UP. 234 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,135 BUT WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 235 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,303 - READY? 236 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,404 CABS ARE AS SLOW AS EVERYTHING ELSE 237 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,707 IN THIS MESS OF A COUNTRY. 238 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,075 - OH, JENNA, YOU'RE AREN'T COMING TO T.J.? 239 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,677 - UH, TIJUANA? 240 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,478 NO THANKS, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN. 241 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,414 - YEAH, AND KICK IT OLD-SCHOOL. 242 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,616 - I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT, 243 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,150 BECAUSE I WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT 244 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,919 LOOKING FORWARD TO MY FUTURE IN COLLEGE 245 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,454 AND TO MY BIG DAY WITH MATTY TOMORROW. 246 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,125 - I'LL GO GET MY TRUCK. 247 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,192 - MEET YOU OUT FRONT. 248 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:23,130 I FELT CONTENT AND HOPEFUL AND WARM. 249 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,105 - HEY. 250 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,874 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THAT WARM, CONTENT, 251 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,976 AND HOPEFUL FEELING WOULDN'T LAST, 252 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,079 BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN I WAS GOING TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD. 253 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,649 - [mouthing] 254 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,957 - NOTHING. 255 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,291 - PLEASE TALK TO ME. 256 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,193 CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A TRUCE? 257 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,128 YOU GOT INTO A GREAT COLLEGE. 258 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,230 LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN. 259 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,432 - MATTY AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE UP TO SAN DIEGO 260 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,068 TO MEET HIS BIO DAD, 261 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,370 BUT THEN GABBY SHOWED UP. 262 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:07,607 - SWEETHEART, DON'T SPEND THE REST OF YOUR TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL 263 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,109 HUNG UP ON MATTY. 264 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,512 YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN NEEDS. 265 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,748 THAT'S HOW I COPE WITH YOUR FATHER. 266 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,449 OKAY, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING, 267 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,318 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT? 268 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,953 - YEAH. 269 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,121 SADLY, I DO. 270 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,191 - AND DON'T LIVE IN YOUR HEAD SO MUCH. 271 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,592 I CAN SEE IT, 272 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,861 YOUR WHEELS ALWAYS TURNING. 273 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:33,033 JUST RELAX AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT, OKAY? 274 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,139 - WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 275 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,540 - HAIR OF THE DOG, ANYONE? 276 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,442 - OOH, ANOTHER EXOTIC... 277 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,911 MEXICAN DISH? 278 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,679 - YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT MORE ALCOHOL 279 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,948 IS ACTUALLY THE BEST CURE FOR A HANGOVER. 280 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,983 - YOU'RE AMATEUR HOUR, VAL! 281 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,584 - KEEP THE BUZZ A-BUZZIN', MS. MARKS! 282 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,486 - BUZZ-BUZZ! 283 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,856 - WE SAW WHAT YOU CALL A DONKEY SHOW. 284 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,624 NOT YOUR TYPICAL CIRCUS ACT. 285 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,893 THERE WERE NO CLOWNS OR CHILDREN. 286 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,494 I THINK THERE WERE PEANUTS. 287 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,531 - IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN 288 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,199 THAT I WAS NOT A PARTICIPANT IN. 289 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,902 - OH, PLEASE, THAT DONKEY SHOW WAS NOTHING. 290 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,104 THE WORLD IS FULL OF SICK AND DISGUSTING STUFF, 291 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,372 SO JUST GET OVER IT. 292 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,407 LIVE IT UP, LAP IT UP, BITCHES! 293 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,109 [giggles] 294 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,277 LET'S GO TO BED. 295 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,212 I'M HUNGRY. 296 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,183 - I COULD LAY HERE IN BED ALL DAY. 297 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,418 - WE DON'T NEED TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE. 298 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,820 [phone dings] - [gasps] 299 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:30,657 MAN, SADITA, YOU ALMOST JUST BROKE MY FACE. 300 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,759 - I GOT IT. 301 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,794 I WON THAT [bleep] SCHOLARSHIP. 302 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,228 GOOD-BYE, PALOS HILLS. 303 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,764 HELLO, NEW YORK CITY. 304 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,833 PRETTY SOON IT WILL ALL HAVE JUST BEEN A BAD DREAM. 305 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,872 - WOW, TY-TY. 306 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,108 THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO. 307 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,443 - FOR SO LONG. 308 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,479 - AND NOW WE DID IT. 309 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,214 YAY. 310 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,283 - YAY, INDEED. 311 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,520 - * THIS SONG IS JUST A SKETCH 312 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,990 * A STRAY IDEA THAT I'M TRYING TO CATCH * 313 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,992 * A LITTLE DOODLE FROM MY NOODLE * 314 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,860 * PLUCKED FROM THE OCEAN OF MY BRAIN * 315 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,295 - I LOVE IT. 316 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,531 - I WANT AN OVEREXPOSED, SUN-DRENCHED, BEACHY VIBE. 317 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,565 COOLIO? 318 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,666 - COOLIO. 319 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,068 - HIS LIFE IS JUST A STRING 320 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,038 OF THROWBACK THURSDAYS AND FLASHBACK FRIDAYS. 321 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,940 - BASED ON MY SCIENTIFIC MARKET RESEARCH, 322 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,809 I.E. THOSE SCREAMING JAPANESE GIRLS ON THE BEACH, 323 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,043 THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS 324 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,377 ABOUT THOSE WHORISH GIRLS IN BIKINIS, 325 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,847 AND ARE ALL ABOUT MY HARAJUKU-ADJACENT STYLE. 326 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,049 - WELL, THEY LIKE US TOGETHER. 327 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:29,850 - OBVI. 328 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,018 THERE'S A CHEMISTRY. 329 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,319 WHY DID WE BREAK UP AGAIN? 330 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,854 SHOULD WE GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT? 331 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,655 - SO WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A PORN? 332 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,157 - IT MIGHT BE LESS OFFENSIVE. 333 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,828 - IT WAS ONE OF THOSE EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENTS 334 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,396 WHEN I THOUGHT MY MOM WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT. 335 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,899 I JUST NEEDED TO BREATHE, SMELL THE OCEAN, 336 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,035 AND ENJOY THE VIEW. 337 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,270 - HI. 338 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,839 I DON'T MEAN TO BE BOTHERING YOU, 339 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,006 IF THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 340 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,543 - NO, I WAS JUST... LOOKING AROUND. 341 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,744 - PERFECT DAY, HUH? 342 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,948 - YEAH, THE WEATHER'S NICE. 343 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,715 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 344 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,217 IT... 345 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,353 COULD BE THE PERFECT DAY. 346 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,698 - YOU MUST BE REALLY NERVOUS. 347 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,467 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 348 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,942 HI. 349 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,979 ARE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, DANIEL DURAND? 350 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,281 - HEY, YO. 351 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,150 I'M DANNY. - HI. 352 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,895 - OH, I'M SO STOKED YOU LOOKED ME UP, MATT. 353 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,762 I THINK YOU GOT MY EYES A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT? 354 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,763 HUH, GAB? 355 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,101 - YES, I TOTALLY SEE IT. 356 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,369 - SO... YOU AN ATHLETE, OR WHAT? 357 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,171 I WAS PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT FOOTBALL. 358 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,506 YEAH, I WAS A GOOD RECEIVER, 359 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:04,011 BUT I WAS MORE INTO SURFING AND SMOKING OUT. 360 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,412 - YEAH, I'M A SOCCER PLAYER. 361 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,547 - OH, GOOD, GOOD. NICE, MAN. 362 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,815 - YEAH, I'M HOPING FOR A SCHOLARSHIP 363 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,917 TO COME THROUGH SOON. 364 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,918 - AWESOME, MAN, WELL, GOOD. 365 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:11,919 STAY IN SCHOOL, MAN. 366 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:12,920 THAT'S A GOOD THING. 367 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,087 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 368 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,488 SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD GONE MYSELF, 369 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,990 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WOULD HAVE HELPED 370 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,326 WITH THIS GIG, RIGHT? 371 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,527 HEY, SALUD. 372 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,495 - SALUD. - SALUD. 373 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,466 - I WOULDN'T NORMALLY TALK TO A DUDE 374 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,168 WHO TRIED TO PICK ME UP ON THE BEACH, 375 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,104 BUT SEEING MATTY GO OFF WITH GABBY WAS A WAKE-UP CALL. 376 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,239 SO YOU'RE A MARINE. 377 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,141 - YES, MA'AM, I AM. 378 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,742 I'M OVER AT CAMP PENDLETON RIGHT NOW, 379 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,511 BUT I SHIP OUT FOR MY FIRST TOUR OF DUTY IN A FEW DAYS. 380 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,647 - SO YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN THE MARINES? 381 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,249 - YEAH, I HAVE. 382 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,152 AND I ALSO WANTED TO STUDY MARINE BIOLOGY, 383 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,154 AND I KNOW THE SERVICE WILL PAY FOR IT ONCE I GET OUT, 384 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,123 SO I REALLY HOPE I CAN GET INTO SCRIPPS IN SAN DIEGO. 385 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,592 IT'S THE BEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD. 386 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,594 - BRIAN AND I WERE ABOUT THE SAME AGE, 387 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,963 BUT HE SEEMED SO MUCH OLDER. 388 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,297 [phone dings] 389 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,565 HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED OUT OF HIS LIFE 390 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,067 AND HOW HE WAS GONNA GET IT. 391 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,835 TALKING TO HIM MADE ALL MY WORRIES ABOUT COLLEGE, 392 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,071 MY MOM, MATTY, 393 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,339 SEEM SO TRIVIAL. 394 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,408 - I'M GONNA GO MEET MY BUDDIES IN TOWN. 395 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,611 WE'RE KIND OF DOWN HERE FOR ONE LAST HURRAH. 396 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,413 BUT... 397 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,748 DO YOU WANT TO SWAP NUMBERS? 398 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,150 I WOULD-- 399 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,751 I WOULD REALLY, REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN 400 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,087 BEFORE WE GO. 401 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,826 - THAT'S NOT EVEN MY GOOD SIDE, AND IT'S NOT THE SIDE 402 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,095 FEATURED ON MY WAY BACK TO YOU. 403 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,796 CONTINUITY IS KEY IN GOOD BRANDING. 404 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,331 I'M PULLING UP THE OLD VIDEO. 405 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,733 - BABE, IT'S ALL GRACIE ALLEN WHITE NOISE TO ME. 406 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,602 - YOU KNOW, I COULD READ A LITTLE JAPANESE, 407 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,004 IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO TRANSLATE THE COMMENTS. 408 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,305 - YES. 409 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,008 DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US. 410 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,609 - UH, OOF. 411 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,712 ACTUALLY, PERHAPS I OVER-ESTIMATED MY SKILL SET. 412 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,547 - JESUS, TYLER, DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY. 413 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,348 JUST READ IT. 414 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,716 - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW CRUEL 415 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,817 PEOPLE CAN BE ON THE INTERNET. 416 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,219 - YEAH. 417 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,253 - WELL, THE OVERALL TENOR OF THESE COMMENTS 418 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,455 IS RATHER, UM, JOCULAR. 419 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,024 - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 420 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,291 - WELL... 421 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,061 "I THINK IT'S HILARIOUSLY AMATEUR, 422 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,131 AND THE BLOND BOY, HE LOOKS KIND OF LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO." 423 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,233 HE REALLY IS BIG IN JAPAN. 424 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,500 - OH, YEAH, I KNOW. 425 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,802 - "THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE HARAJUKU, 426 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,604 BUT VERY THREE-YEARS-AGO." 427 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,474 - [gasps] THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU. 428 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,543 GOD, JAKE, HOW DID I GET CAUGHT UP IN YOU AND YOUR 429 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,878 RIDICULOUS NONSENSE AGAIN? - ME? 430 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,780 YOU WERE PRACTICALLY PLANNING TO MOVE TO TOKYO, 431 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,415 PRACTICALLY SHOPPING FOR WEDDING RINGS 432 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,084 AND HYPHENATING LAST NAMES. 433 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,054 - WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR FINDING YOU SO RELENTLESSLY ENDEARING. 434 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,423 - GOD, YOU GOT ME SUCKED INTO YOUR VORTEX OF NEED AND GREED. 435 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,659 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING. - IT'S NOT. 436 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,861 PUT A FORK IN JAKARA, 'CAUSE THIS SHIZ IS TOAST, 437 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,696 AND I'M OUT. 438 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,099 - SO THIS IS WHERE YOU SMASH YOUR GUITAR, RIGHT? 439 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,201 - PISS OFF. 440 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,804 - I AM SO OUT OF THE WEST COAST, LOSERS. 441 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,673 - HEY, SADITA, TAKE THAT WEST COAST HATE DOWN A NOTCH, 442 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,674 OKAY? 443 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,675 SOME OF US LIKE IT HERE. 444 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,077 - SOME OF US ARE STUPID. 445 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,911 - YEAH, SOME OF US ARE, SADITA, 446 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,880 AND RUDE TOO. 447 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,915 - HEY, MAN. GABBY. 448 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,717 WE'RE GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TO ROSARITO. 449 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,518 - HEY, EVERYONE. 450 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,619 I'M REALLY GLAD TOO. 451 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,089 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 452 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,556 - WELL, KIND OF CRAZY. 453 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:07,394 WE WENT AND SAW MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 454 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,529 - WOW, INTENSE. 455 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,864 YOU WERE KEEPING THIS A SECRET? 456 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,632 - YEAH. 457 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,966 - IT HAD BEEN OUR SECRET. 458 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,104 - O.M.G., ALL THE FAMILIAL FACTOIDS, STAT. 459 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,138 DID YOU BOND? 460 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,006 DID YOU HUG AND LAUGH AND CRY? 461 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,274 WAS IT AN EMOTIONAL MASH-UP? 462 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,275 DID YOU VIDEO? 463 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,511 - HE WAS A VERY COOL GUY, 464 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,513 AND HE HAD MATTY'S SMILE. 465 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,780 IT WAS JUST UNCANNY. 466 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,517 I WAS SO GLAD MATTY WANTED ME TO COME. 467 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,719 - YEAH, STILL PROCESSING. 468 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,720 IT WAS COOL. 469 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,854 HE'S COOL. 470 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,424 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD FOR HIS AGE, YOU KNOW? 471 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,891 - YOU GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 472 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,193 - PROBABLY, YEAH. 473 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,528 IT WAS... 474 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,895 EXHAUSTING, ACTUALLY. 475 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,199 LOT OF EMOTIONAL STUFF COMING UP. 476 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,267 I'M REALLY WIPED, 477 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,136 SO I'M JUST GONNA HIT THE SACK. 478 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:52,139 I'M SORRY, JUST HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE, OKAY? 479 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673 - OKAY. - BYE. 480 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,142 - I COULD TELL HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME 481 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,910 BUT, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, COULDN'T. 482 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,612 I COULDN'T HELP FEELING A LITTLE SAD, 483 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,981 BUT I WAS ALSO THINKING ABOUT BRIAN, 484 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,217 ABOUT HOW BIG THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF HIGH SCHOOL 485 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,353 AND PALOS HILLS WAS, 486 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,289 AND HOW SMALL THIS WOULD ALL SOON SEEM. 487 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,525 - SO... 488 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,528 SHOULD WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS? 489 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,063 - WE COULD. 490 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,165 - IF WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS, 491 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,199 LET'S DO IT LIKE BUNNIES. 492 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,800 THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY. 493 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,269 OR WE COULD GO GET CHURROS. 494 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,271 THEY'RE GOOD IN MEXICO. 495 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:28,007 WE CAN...DO ANYTHING WE WANT. 496 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,976 - INDEED WE CAN. 497 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,514 - IT'S NOT AS FUN LIKE THIS, IS IT? 498 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,417 - WELL, THE PROHIBITION ADDED AN ELEMENT OF DANGER. 499 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,719 - I KNOW, AND NOW IT'S SO BORING. 500 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,321 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 501 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,623 - IT'S OKAY, LISSA. 502 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,225 - SHOULD WE QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD? 503 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,559 - I THINK SO. 504 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,860 I'M SURE OUR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN, 505 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,763 BUT FOR NOW LET'S PART WITH A KISS. 506 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,668 - DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO YOURSELF, SADIE? 507 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,204 - UM, ALL THE TIME, SERGIO. 508 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,805 I HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE. 509 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CUT OTHER PEOPLE A BREAK SOMETIME. 510 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,809 - DON'T MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH 511 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,311 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE HIGHER ASPIRATIONS 512 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,813 THAN GOING TO A J.C. AND WORKING ON A FOOD TRUCK. 513 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,749 - THAT'S NOT WHY YOU SEEM LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH, SADIE. 514 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,751 AND I THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH, MISS COLUMBIA U., 515 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,421 TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 516 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,855 - DON'T GO. 517 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,890 AND DON'T CALL ME MISS COLUMBIA U. 518 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,092 IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A PAGEANT WHORE. 519 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:24,231 LOOK, SERGIO, I'M SORRY. 520 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,032 - YEAH? OKAY. 521 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,534 WHY NOT TRY A LITTLE HARDER TO BE NICE 522 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,101 WHILE YOU GOT ME AROUND, OKAY? 523 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,904 - OKAY, I WILL. 524 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,906 JESUS, YOU'RE A LOT OF WORK. 525 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,141 - [scoffs] 526 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,114 - WHATEVER AND WHOEVER HAD COME BETWEEN MATTY AND I, 527 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,150 I COULD TELL HE REALLY NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE 528 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,953 WHO UNDERSTOOD ABOUT HIS CRAZY DAY. 529 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,825 [knocking] 530 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,793 - HEY. 531 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,362 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 532 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,029 - I'M JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU, 533 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,367 SEEING HOW YOU'RE DOING AFTER MEETING YOUR BIO DAD. 534 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,068 - YEAH, I'M FINE. 535 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,703 - THAT'S IT? 536 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,473 I MEAN, DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS CLICKED, OR-- 537 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,041 - JEN, I'M SORRY, BUT GABBY'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 538 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:14,981 IF SHE FINDS US AND WE'RE BOTH, YOU KNOW... 539 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:19,218 CAN'T JUST ALWAYS KEEPING FALLING INTO OLD HABITS, RIGHT? 540 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:21,788 OKAY. 541 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,922 - ALL RIGHT. - OH. 542 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,824 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 543 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,828 I HAD HELPED MATTY FIND HIS BIO DAD 544 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,797 AND WANTED TO SHARE HIS JOURNEY WITH HIM, 545 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,198 BUT IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE WITH ME, 546 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,834 WELL, I WAS SURPRISINGLY OKAY WITH IT. 547 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,637 IF IT WAS SO EASY FOR HIM TO CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT IN MY FACE, 548 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,939 WELL, I COULD CLOSE THE DOOR ON HIM TOO. 549 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,946 - I'VE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A COUPLE DAYS, 550 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,181 BUT I SEE A STRONG GIRL IN FRONT OF ME, 551 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,350 WITH A BIG LIFE AHEAD OF HER. 552 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,384 - WELL, HELLO, T. 553 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,385 - HI. 554 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,986 ADAM IS, LIKE, AMAZE-ARAMA. 555 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,356 IT'S LIKE I LOOK AT HIM AND I FORGET TO TALK. 556 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,691 - HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA? - STOP, MATTY. 557 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,960 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.