1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,510 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,644 MATTY, I DIDN'T GET INTO SCU. - I'M SORRY. 3 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:11,979 WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 4 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,414 - BECAUSE YOU'RE MATTY MCKIBBEN. 5 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,848 - APPARENTLY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GABBY. 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,584 SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE SLOW. 7 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,018 - NOT EVERYONE CAN MOVE AS FAST AS I CAN. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,320 - WHICH I RESPECT. 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,589 SOME THINGS ARE JUST WORTH WAITING FOR. 10 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,229 [California I Follow by Corsica Arts Club] 11 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,263 - IS THAT THE MAIL? 12 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,731 - THE MAIL'S HERE? 13 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,434 - I SHOULD BE GETTING AN ENVELOPE FROM LOCKARD. 14 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,206 SQUIRREL. 15 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,407 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 16 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,143 SHOULD BE HEARING ANY DAY NOW. 17 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,412 A GIRL IN MY ENGLISH CLASS FOUND OUT YESTERDAY. 18 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,047 - YEAH, I... 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,217 ORDERED A GIFT FOR YOUR DAD. 20 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,519 - OH, CRAP, GIFT. 21 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,321 - * SOMETIMES I CAN'T * 22 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:55,589 - IT WAS MATTY'S BIRTHDAY, 18. 23 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,225 TECHNICALLY, HE WAS AN ADULT, 24 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:00,594 AND I WAS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE ADULT HANDBOOK MYSELF. 25 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,130 THE FACT THAT HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND 26 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,264 DIDN'T MEAN I COULDN'T STILL BE HIS FRIEND. 27 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,199 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 28 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,435 - AW, A CUPCAKE. MY FAVORITE. 29 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,802 THAT'S SO NICE, JENNA. THANK YOU. 30 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,138 - YEAH, IT'S CHOCOLATE. 31 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,572 OKAY, YOU KNOW I LOVE-- 32 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,474 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD... 33 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,676 all: SOMEONE HERE IS GETTING OLD. 34 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,312 - IT'S MATTY'S SPECIAL DAY TODAY. 35 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,314 all: THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO SAY. 36 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,815 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 37 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,252 HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YEAH. 38 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,253 [all cheering] 39 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,254 - THANK YOU. 40 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,622 MY GOSH. 41 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,159 - YAY. - YES. 42 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,894 - BAKING FOR HER MAN SEEMED A LITTLE '50s TO ME. 43 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,929 BUT I HAD TO GIVE GABBY PROPS. 44 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,532 IT WAS SWEET, IF A LITTLE PREDICTABLE. 45 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,169 - LAKER TICKETS? HOLY [bleep]. 46 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,204 - TURNS OUT I WAS THE PREDICTABLE ONE, 47 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,174 ROOTING FOR GABBY'S GESTURE TO FALL FLAT. 48 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,587 - SO MARY TOOK UP WITH THE KING AS HIS MISTRESS, 49 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,355 BUT ANNE BOLEYN LAY IN WAIT, 50 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,259 KNOWING THE LONG GAME TOOK PATIENCE AND CUNNING. 51 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,560 - EXCUSE ME. 52 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,429 UH, MATTHEW MCKIBBEN, 53 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,431 YOU'RE WANTED IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 54 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,766 all: OOH. 55 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,536 - SIR THOMAS WYATT'S LOVE FOR ANNE BOLEYN 56 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,104 WAS OBVIOUS IN HIS POETRY. 57 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:20,608 HE WAS LONG THOUGHT TO HAVE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER... 58 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,710 - YOUR SURPRISE WAS SO COOL, GAB. 59 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,445 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. 60 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:27,748 - GABBY MAY HAVE BEEN MATTY'S BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER, 61 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,218 BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND EVER, 62 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,320 AND THAT MEANT BEING POLITE TO GABBY. 63 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,622 IT WAS REALLY COOL, GABBY. 64 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,224 HE LOVED IT. 65 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:37,958 - AW, THANKS. 66 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,228 OH, HEY, I'M THROWING A LITTLE SURPRISE PARTY FOR MATTY LATER. 67 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,262 YOU SHOULD COME. 68 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,964 - GABBY WAS CLEARLY JUST PLAYING NICE. 69 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,233 SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE THERE 70 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,000 ANY MORE THAN I WANTED TO BE THERE. 71 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,837 WELL, I WAS NOT GOING TO BE RAILROADED INTO THAT. 72 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,671 TONIGHT? 73 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,440 I-I HAVE PLANS. 74 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,807 - OH, NO, TOTALLY. 75 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,444 I GET IT IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE. 76 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,145 - WAIT, WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED? 77 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,648 SUDDENLY I WASN'T FEELING RAILROADED 78 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,584 SO MUCH AS HIGH-ROADED. 79 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,419 - WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD, MAN! 80 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,455 YOUR ASS IS MINE! 81 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:10,991 - OKAY, SLUNTERDOGS, WE NEED A NEW ROUTINE FOR REGIONALS. 82 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,826 WITH LISSA BEING SUSPENDED 83 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,396 FOR TRIPPING HER TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT OFF 84 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,730 AT THE VALENTINE'S DANCE, 85 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,267 I'M RECLAIMING MY STOLEN CAPTAINCY. 86 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:24,004 SO, EVERYONE, GET READY TO LEARN A NEW CHEER. 87 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,038 U-G-L-Y. 88 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,275 YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI. YOU UG-- 89 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,278 - WE DIDN'T VOTE YOU IN CHARGE, SADIST SAXTON. 90 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,679 AND THAT CHEER IS MEAN. 91 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,481 WE ARE CHEERLEADERS, NOT JEER LEADERS. 92 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:36,484 - YOU ARE LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON STUDY BUDDIES. 93 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,051 DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? 94 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,688 - YOU ARE LIKE A BOSSY BULLDOG. 95 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,055 DO YOU EVER LET GO? 96 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,891 - AAH! 97 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,360 THAT IS IT, GINGER-VITIS. [screams] 98 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,162 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GINGER, PERMA-BITCH FACE? 99 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,999 [both shouting] 100 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,306 - NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A GIRL FIGHT 101 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,441 JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT YOUTUBER, 102 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,909 BUT YOU TWO ARE SENIORS. 103 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,444 YOU HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE. 104 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,945 - I WAS TRYING TO. 105 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,014 WITH LISSA GONE, I'M IN CHARGE. 106 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,549 - SAYS WHO? I'M CLASS PRESIDENT. 107 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,651 I SHOULD MAKE ALL LEADERSHIP DECISIONS. 108 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,752 - BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT. 109 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,887 I AM THE MASTER OF YOUR FATES 110 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,088 AND THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR SOULS, 111 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,592 AND I SAY YOU WORK TOGETHER. 112 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,362 HUH? 113 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,664 [R&B music] 114 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,932 [plane whooshing] 115 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,400 - ARE WE NEAR AN AIRPORT? 116 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,402 - [chuckling] PROBABLY. 117 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,805 SURPRISE! 118 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,374 - * OH YEAH 119 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,842 - HUH? 120 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,810 - NO WAY. HOW DID YOU GET US IN HERE? 121 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,011 - 18 AND OVER. 122 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,046 WE'RE BOTH LEGAL NOW. 123 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,782 HOW COOL IS THIS? 124 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,451 - SWEET. 125 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,652 AND SOUR. 126 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:48,356 THEY HAVE A HOT FOOD BUFFET. 127 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,123 [bell rings] 128 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,059 - CHOKE ME OUT WITH A CHEER STICK. 129 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,694 I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH SADIE. 130 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,497 I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE EXCEPT MEAN GIRLS. 131 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,766 THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER LEVEL OF SUCK. 132 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,167 - THE KEY IS TO NOT SHOW FEAR. 133 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,737 SADIE CAN SMELL IT ON YOU LIKE BAD... 134 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,905 BRITNEY JEAN PERFUME? 135 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,440 - IT WAS ON SALE. 136 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,608 - FOR A REASON. 137 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,009 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN MEAN GIRLS? 138 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,378 FAKE NICE ONES. 139 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,113 APPARENTLY GABBY IS HAVING A PARTY FOR MATTY, 140 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,783 A SURPRISE PARTY, AND SHE INVITED ME. 141 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,184 OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING. 142 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:20,153 - UM, ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO. 143 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,522 - JENNA, GABBY JUST THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET. 144 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,223 BY INVITING YOU, SHE'S SAYING, 145 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,125 "I'M SO SECURE IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MATTY, 146 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,293 I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH HIS EX." 147 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,395 IT'S A POWER MOVE. 148 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,762 IT'S CHICK CHICKEN. 149 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:29,997 THE FIRST ONE TO FLINCH LOSES. 150 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,065 IF YOU DON'T GO, SHE WINS. 151 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,634 - WAS TAMARA RIGHT? 152 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,303 WAS GABBY'S INVITATION ALL ABOUT INTIMIDATION? 153 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,271 IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO DECLINE, 154 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,808 THEN MY ONLY MOVE WAS TO ACCEPT. 155 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:44,412 [indistinct chatter] 156 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,413 HEY, GABBY. 157 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,714 SO MY PLANS TONIGHT GOT CANCELLED, 158 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,416 AND I CAN DEFINITELY COME TO THE PARTY. 159 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,216 YAY. 160 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,284 - OH, THAT'S GREAT, JEN. 161 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,921 AND, HEY, THE MORE THE MERRIER. 162 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,825 - YOU'RE SO NOT A JEN. 163 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,159 I THINK ABBREVIATING NAMES 164 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,161 IS IN THE INTIMIDATION NATION'S BYLAWS. 165 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,431 - HOW WAS THAT FOR A POWER MOVE? 166 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,866 I'LL BE IN AND OUT IN TEN. I WIN. 167 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,902 - HEY, JEN, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BY MATTY'S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL 168 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:09,903 AND HELP ME SET UP? 169 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,138 THAT WOULD GIVE US SOME TIME 170 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,041 TO REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 171 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,476 LATER. 172 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,745 - JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D HIT AN EASY VOLLEY, 173 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,212 GABBY UPPED HER GAME. 174 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:26,754 - BY THE TIME I GOT TO MATTY'S, 175 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:29,523 I HAD PSYCHED MYSELF UP TO FACE OFF WITH GABBY. 176 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:32,259 SHE MAY HAVE HAD A FULL RIDE TO STANFORD FOR TENNIS, 177 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,294 BUT I COULD HANDLE A FRIENDLY SINGLES MATCH. 178 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,964 [doorbell dings] 179 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,899 - HEY! 180 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,136 - I HADN'T BARGAINED FOR THE WHOLE TEAM. 181 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,540 [indistinct chatter] 182 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,179 - THIS IS FRICKIN' SWEET. 183 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,047 WE'D BE IN MATH CLASS RIGHT NOW. 184 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,316 - TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 185 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,051 YOU'RE 18. - YEAH. 186 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,086 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 187 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,120 - ACTUALLY, NO. 188 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,655 - WELL, YOU CAN VOTE. 189 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,491 - NEXT ELECTION'S IN TWO YEARS. 190 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,692 - YOU CAN BUY A LOTTO TICKET. 191 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,293 - THEY CARD YOU FOR THOSE? 192 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,695 - YOU CAN SMOKE CIGARETTES. 193 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,763 OH, BUT DON'T, 'CAUSE YOU COULD DIE. 194 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,032 YOU CAN JOIN THE ARMY. OOH. 195 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,701 GOD, I GUESS TURNING 18 196 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,936 IS ALL ABOUT BEING ALLOWED TO DO THINGS THAT COULD KILL YOU. 197 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,005 - ACTUALLY, THERE IS ONE THING I CAN DO NOW 198 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,507 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 199 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,575 - OH, YEAH? WHAT? 200 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,545 - I CAN FIND OUT WHO MY BIRTH PARENTS ARE. 201 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,847 I FILLED OUT A FORM A FEW WEEKS AGO. 202 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,949 ONCE I TURN 18, I'M ELIGIBLE TO KNOW. 203 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,952 - WOW, THAT'S INTENSE. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 204 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:36,056 IT'S NO LEMONADE, BUT FATHER SHERIDAN SURE LIKES IT. 205 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,858 - GOD BLESS. 206 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,395 - LITTLE... 207 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,132 - MM, PERFECT PLACEMENT. 208 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,133 WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 209 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,802 - TOTALLY. 210 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,039 GABBY WAS A FIERCE COMPETITOR, BUT I COULD BE TOO. 211 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,943 I WAS GONNA BE SO [bleep] FRIENDLY, IT HURT. 212 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,712 - NOW, SOUNDTRACK-- I WAS THINKING BRUNO MARS, 213 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,013 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS ON THE RADIO 214 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,582 ON OUR FIRST DATE-- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 215 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,983 - MATTY'S FAVORITE BAND WAS BASTILLE, 216 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,552 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SEEM LIKE 217 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,319 I WAS TRYING TO PROVE I KNEW HIM BETTER. 218 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,354 WHAT WAS THE PLAY HERE? 219 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,822 I THINK THAT-- 220 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,558 - I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT YOU THINK, GAB. 221 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:14,027 I MEAN, YOU ARE HIS GIRLFRIEND. 222 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,697 - I THINK IF BRUNO MARS IS SENTIMENTAL, 223 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,566 THEN MATTY WILL LOVE IT. 224 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,433 - COOL, THANKS. 225 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,869 - YIKES, HUMMUS. 226 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,704 IF GABBY SERVED THAT, SHE'D DOUBLE FAULT. 227 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,338 AND I WASN'T JUST PLAYING NICE WITH HER. 228 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,840 IF I WAS REALLY MATTY'S FRIEND, 229 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,076 I'D HELP GABBY GIVE HIM THE PARTY HE'D LOVE. 230 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,711 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MATTY HATES HUMMUS. 231 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,846 IT REMINDS HIM OF CAT PUKE. 232 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,586 - UH, THANK YOU, JENNA. 233 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,388 YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. 234 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,024 VANESSA, HIDE THE HUMMUS. 235 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,225 - FORGET THE HUMMUS. 236 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,695 I HAD TEXTED JAKE TO GET MATTY HERE BY 6:30, 237 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,598 AND HE JUST WROTE BACK, "WASTED," WITH THREE EMOJIS. 238 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,732 TWO LIGHTNING BOLTS AND A BATHTUB? 239 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,000 - OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE DRUNK. 240 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,401 THEY'RE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE PARTY. 241 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,736 I STILL NEED TO GET SOME OTHER DIP. 242 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,104 AND WHO'S GONNA PICK THEM UP? 243 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,438 - RELAX, I'M TEXTING TAMARA RIGHT NOW. 244 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,808 SHE WILL PICK UP MATTY AND JAKE. 245 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,342 I'LL GRAB SOME GUACAMOLE, 246 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,411 AND I'LL STEAL A BOTTLE OF THAT TEQUILA MATTY LIKES 247 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,613 FROM MY PARENTS. 248 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,347 YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, GAB. 249 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,751 WHEN IT CAME TO PLAYING NICE, I HAD JUST ACED GABBY. 250 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,286 GAME, SET, MATCH. 251 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,288 - FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 252 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,624 GREAT FORM, GUYS. 253 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,391 NOW, FOR THIS NEXT PART, I WAS THINKING, 254 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,360 "YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY. 255 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,529 DON'T MATTER IF WE WIN, AS LONG AS WE PLAY." 256 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,997 - THAT CHEER IS LAME. 257 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,967 YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE, STRAWBERRY SHORT BUS. 258 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,201 - I CAN DO A MEANER CHEER, 259 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,237 JUST NOT "U-G-L-Y." 260 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,705 [gasps] I'VE GOT IT. 261 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,342 N-O-T A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E. 262 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,644 NOT ATTRACTIVE. 263 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:39,312 NOT, NOT ATTRACTIVE. - IT IS NO USE. 264 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,514 I'M A BULLDOG, AND YOU'RE A CHIHUAHUA. 265 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,750 [cell phone chimes] 266 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,317 WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO PLAY NICE. 267 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,820 - WHOA, I HAVE TO PICK UP JAKE AND MATTY AT A STRIP CLUB? 268 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,456 I'M NOT GOING BY MYSELF. 269 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,758 I NEED A BULLDOG. 270 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,894 [Paris by Magic Man] 271 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:57,497 - * JETLAG, BEEN IN A STATE OF DISASTER * 272 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,099 * EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU 273 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,837 * THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU JUST FADE AWAY * 274 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,675 * NOW I GET LOST TRACING MY STEPS BACK * 275 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,376 - THE BIG ENVELOPE. 276 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,844 EVERYONE KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT. 277 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,980 I'D WAIT UNTIL AFTER MATTY'S PARTY TO OPEN IT 278 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,782 AND SAVOR ALL THE DETAILS. 279 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,685 BUT IT SURE FELT GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO SAY... 280 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,887 I GOT IN! I GOT IN! 281 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,755 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE CAN'T GET IN. 282 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,123 - NICE TRY, THOUGH... 283 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,425 SHAKIRA. 284 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,761 - THESE HIPS DON'T LIE. 285 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,998 BUT I DO. 286 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,000 COME ON. 287 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,968 - JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, I'M DOING THIS FOR MATTY, 288 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,503 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HIM MISS HIS PARTY. 289 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,806 I WOULD NEVER GO TO THESE LENGTHS FOR ANYONE ELSE, 290 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,240 ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. 291 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,075 - WELL, I'M DOING THIS FOR JENNA. 292 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,377 WE JUST MADE IT THROUGH A MINOR ROUGH PATCH IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, 293 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,513 AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO PULL THROUGH FOR HER. 294 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,015 - NAMES. 295 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,017 - I'M CHI-CHI WA-WA, AND THIS IS SADIE SAXTON. 296 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,318 - DON'T USE MY REAL NAME! 297 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,619 - WHY NOT? IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIPPER NAME. 298 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,087 - OKAY, LOCKERS ARE THERE. 299 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,523 DISPOSABLE RAZORS AND BABY WIPES ON THE COUNTER. 300 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,658 - LET'S JUST GO GET THEM. 301 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,928 - NO. STAGE IS THAT WAY. 302 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,996 - WE'RE JUST HERE TO GET SOME GUYS. 303 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,098 - AREN'T WE ALL, SWEETIE? 304 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,235 COME ON, YOU TWO UP NEXT. 305 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,906 - WHOO, YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 306 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,907 THERE SHE IS. 307 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:14,908 YEAH! 308 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,143 - OH, MAN, I GOT TO PEE SO BAD, 309 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,911 BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND UP. 310 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,146 - YEAH, WHAT'S IN THESE? 311 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,514 [cheers and applause] 312 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,452 - THAT LOOKS LIKE... 313 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,754 both: TAMARA AND SADIE. 314 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,955 - WHOO, LET'S GO! 315 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,156 TAKE IT OFF! 316 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,758 - YOU TAKE IT OFF. 317 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,892 - HOO-HOO! 318 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,327 [laughing] 319 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,896 [dance music] 320 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,532 [men whooping and whistling] 321 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:44,171 * 322 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,006 - YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY. 323 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,776 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 324 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:52,112 [men whooping] 325 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,614 - DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN, AS LONG AS YOU PLAY. 326 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,849 - TAKE IT OFF. 327 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,584 YEAH, BABY. 328 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,052 - WHOO! 329 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,088 - MY EYES. GOUGE OUT MY EYES! 330 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,925 - THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 331 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,960 - LET'S GO, BOYS. 332 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,129 - MM. LET'S GO, GIRLS. 333 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,798 - SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 334 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,799 - NO, NO. NO TOUCHING. 335 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:12,800 THEY SAID NO TOUCHING. 336 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,067 - NO, DUMMY. 337 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,068 GABBY IS THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY, 338 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,069 AND YOU'RE MISSING IT. 339 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,071 - OH, OKAY. 340 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,341 - * LET ME SEE YOU MOVE 341 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,142 * 342 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,811 * LET ME SEE YOU MOVE 343 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,179 [party chatter] 344 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,948 - TAMARA SAID THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 345 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,616 - EVERYBODY HIDE. MATTY'S COMING. 346 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,285 EVERYBODY HIDE, HIDE. 347 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,890 [exhales] 348 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,060 GIRL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 349 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,428 I HAVE TO ADMIT, 350 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,396 I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS TO ASK YOU FOR HELP, 351 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,298 BUT I'M GLAD I DID. 352 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,533 - NERVOUS? WHY? 353 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,001 - [chuckles] 354 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:52,105 BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID YOU'D THINK MY PARTY IDEAS WERE LAME. 355 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,107 YOU'RE CREATIVE AND ALTERNATIVE. 356 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,245 I'M, LIKE, STRAIGHT AND BORING. 357 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,980 - GABBY, YOU'RE NOT BORING. 358 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,748 IF ANYTHING, YOU'RE INTIMIDATING. 359 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,985 - I'M INTIMIDATING? 360 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,453 MATTY REALLY RESPECTS YOU 361 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,555 AND LIKES YOU AS A PERSON. 362 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,858 THAT'S A LOT TO TAKE ON IN SOMEBODY'S EX. 363 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,193 BUT I'M GLAD WE'RE HANGING OUT, 364 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,163 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, JENNA. 365 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,264 I GENUINELY DO. 366 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,631 - VALIDATION WAS COMING 367 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,101 FROM ALL SORTS OF UNEXPECTED PLACES TODAY. 368 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,303 FIRST LOCKARD AND NOW GABBY? 369 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,405 I HAD BEEN WRONG TO THINK SHE HAD ANY AGENDA 370 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,174 OTHER THAN KINDNESS. 371 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,042 FINDING OUT I WAS WRONG ABOUT HER 372 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,043 WAS A VERY HAPPY... 373 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,613 all: SURPRISE! 374 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,148 - WHAT? 375 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,749 YOU! 376 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,752 [dance music] 377 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,990 * 378 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,324 OKAY. 379 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,059 THANK YOU, GRANNIE MCKIBBEN. 380 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,996 I DON'T PLAY BASEBALL. 381 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,764 ENVELOPE FROM UNCLE DOUG. 382 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,766 YEAH. 383 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,077 - SPEAKING OF ENVELOPES, GUESS WHAT. 384 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,078 I'M IN. - [gasps] 385 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,479 YAY-GERMEISTER! WHERE? 386 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,581 - LOCKARD, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE. 387 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,517 I'M JUST GLAD I'M IN SOMEWHERE. 388 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,085 - THAT'S AWESOME, CHICA. 389 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,821 CONGRATS. 390 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,925 - SO ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW OR SOMETHING? 391 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,260 - WELL-- 392 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,463 both: YAY, YAY, WHAT A DAY! 393 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,934 - SO WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS NOW? 394 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,968 - EW, NO! - NEVER. 395 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,402 - YOU GUYS, THIS PARTY, IT IS-- 396 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,938 IT IS OFF THE CHAIN. 397 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,972 YOU GOT ALL MY FAVORITES. 398 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,275 YOU GOT GUACAMOLE, TEQUILA, BASTILLE. 399 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,211 I MEAN, I AM THE LUCKIEST GUY. 400 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,579 - GIRL FRIENDSHIPS ARE AS PERPLEXING 401 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,948 AS THEY ARE PLEASURABLE. 402 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,082 I SUDDENLY REALIZED 403 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,617 THAT THIS HAD NEVER BEEN A COMPETITION FOR GABBY. 404 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,619 SHE WASN'T TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME. 405 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,521 SHE WAS JUST STRAIGHT-UP COOL. 406 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,291 AND BEING TRULY COOL MEANT NOT JUST PLAYING NICE 407 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,326 BUT ACTUALLY BEING NICE. 408 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:56,296 THE PARTY WAS ALL GABBY. 409 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,265 - TO GABBY. 410 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,566 - AW, I CAN'T. 411 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,969 I HAVE A BIG MATCH TOMORROW. 412 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,336 - MM. 413 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,272 UH, JENNA? 414 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,674 - IT FELT GOOD, NOT NEEDING THE CREDIT. 415 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,076 I WAS STILL A FRIEND TO MATTY, 416 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,344 BUT I'D MADE A NEW FRIEND IN GABBY. 417 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,248 WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 418 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,150 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 419 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,119 - JENNA. 420 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,854 THANK YOU. 421 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,890 - ANY TIME. 422 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,865 I HAVE TO SAY I AM PRETTY PROUD. 423 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,907 - OH, MY GOD. 424 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,376 WAIT, YOU ARE? 425 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,844 OH, THANK YOU. 426 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,914 OH, THANK GOD. 427 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,183 - THANK YOU? 428 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,019 - FOR BEING PROUD OF ME. 429 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,022 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD REACT. 430 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,756 - PROUD OF YOU? 431 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,291 - YEAH. 432 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,460 - WAIT. 433 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,663 WHY DOES THAT SAY LACEY? 434 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,632 OH, MY GOD, YOU APPLIED TO LOCKARD? 435 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,635 YOU APPLIED TO COLLEGE? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 436 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,637 - I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOUR DAD. 437 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,671 - DID YOU TAKE THE SATs? 438 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,140 WHAT DID YOU GET? 439 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,408 OH, DON'T EVEN TELL ME. 440 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,077 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 441 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,778 - HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I GOT IN. 442 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,048 - WELL, IS THERE ONE FOR ME? I MEAN, DID I GET IN? 443 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,219 - YES, THERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU, SEE? 444 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,654 JENNA HAMILTON. 445 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,124 - IT WAS THE SMALL ENVELOPE. BIG [bleep] DEAL. 446 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,495 - I HAD SPENT ALL DAY TRYING TO BE ADULT ABOUT THINGS, 447 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,564 AND RIGHT NOW I WAS FRESH OUT. 448 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,232 MY MOM HAD APPLIED TO COLLEGE? 449 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,533 AND WHAT WAS WORSE: 450 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,403 SHE HAD GOTTEN IN SOMEWHERE THAT HAD REJECTED ME? 451 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,373 - JENNA, PLEASE TALK TO ME. 452 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,208 - GO AWAY! 453 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,078 - SWEETIE, I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY GET IN. 454 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,946 IT'S JUST THAT I NEVER GOT TO GO, 455 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,417 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE LEAVING ME ALL ALONE, 456 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,751 AND I JUST THOUGHT-- 457 00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,986 - YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU'D WAY OVERSTEP 458 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,488 YOUR NONEXISTENT BOUNDARIES 459 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,457 AND INTERFERE WITH MY LIFE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME? 460 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,127 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 461 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,801 [knocking] 462 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,005 - PSST. 463 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,707 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 464 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,377 - I NEEDED A DRINKING PARTNER. 465 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,546 ARE YOU OKAY? 466 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,882 W-WHAT'S WRONG? 467 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,788 - I DIDN'T GET INTO LOCKARD. 468 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,257 - WAS THAT YOUR FIRST CHOICE? 469 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,425 - BUT MY MOM DID. 470 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,260 - YOUCH. 471 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,494 THAT'S CRAZY. 472 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,630 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A DRINKING PARTNER 473 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,698 MORE THAN I DO. 474 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,834 - HMM. 475 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,638 - WHOA. 476 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,341 OOH. 477 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,508 - OH. - MM. 478 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,179 - UGH. 479 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,714 OH, CHASING TEQUILA WITH CHOCOLATE. 480 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,883 I'M SO COOL. 481 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,585 - YEAH. 482 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,687 - YOU KNOW WHO'S COOL? 483 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,556 GABBY. 484 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,859 SHE'S SO SELF-CONFIDENT AND EASY BREEZY. 485 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,962 I'M JUST NOT THAT AWESOME. 486 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,997 LOCKARD AGREES. 487 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,866 - IT'S NOT TRUE. 488 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,002 - MATTY, LET'S BE HONEST. 489 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,604 THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME 490 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,739 IN SOPHOMORE YEAR IS BECAUSE I'D SLEEP WITH YOU. 491 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,175 AND I AM NOT CRITICIZING YOU. 492 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:32,645 I'M JUST SAYING WHAT'S TRUE. 493 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,414 NOW THERE'S GABBY, AND... 494 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,284 YOU'LL WAIT FOR HER AND DATE HER OUT IN THE OPEN, 495 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,752 AND... 496 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,722 THAT'S NOT ME. 497 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,559 - JENNA, DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M REALLY HERE? 498 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:50,530 OKAY, I DIDN'T WANT TO DRINK ALONE, YES. 499 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,233 BUT I ALSO WANTED TO THANK YOU. 500 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,067 YOU GAVE GABBY ALL THE CREDIT, 501 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:59,639 BUT I KNOW YOU HELPED WITH THAT PARTY. 502 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,241 TODAY I GOT AN ENVELOPE 503 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,110 WITH MY BIRTH PARENTS' NAMES IN IT, 504 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,713 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO OPEN IT ALONE. 505 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,716 [mellow pop music] 506 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:17,324 * 507 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,459 WOW. 508 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,862 MY MOM DOES NOT WANT TO BE FOUND. 509 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,897 - "MOTHER DOES NOT DESIRE CONTACT." 510 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,966 MATTY, I'M SO SORRY. 511 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:33,540 "FATHER: DANIEL DURAND, PORTLAND, OREGON." 512 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,975 - DURAND. 513 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,043 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 514 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,145 I COULD HAVE BEEN MATTY DURAND. 515 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,048 - * BRING ME BACK WHAT WAS MINE * 516 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,784 - OR NOT EVEN MATTY, I GUESS. 517 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,420 - * BY MY SIDE 518 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,888 - [exhales] 519 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,590 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 520 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,891 * 521 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,861 - [vocalizing] 522 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:59,899 * 523 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,368 - UH... 524 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,168 - WHAT? 525 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,736 - WE CAN'T DO THIS. 526 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,805 - WE ARE DOING THIS. 527 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,806 - MATTY... 528 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,775 - IT'S YOU AND ME. 529 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,443 THAT'S KIND OF DIFFERENT. 530 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,080 GO BEYOND THE RULES OF HIGH SCHOOL. 531 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,151 - THERE ARE STILL RULES. 532 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,687 AND ONE OF THOSE RULES: 533 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,590 DON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND. 534 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,895 LIKE I SAID, 535 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,997 GABBY'S A REALLY COOL GIRL. 536 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,800 - YEAH, SHE IS. 537 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,504 SO ARE YOU. 538 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:41,341 - * SOMEHOW YOU SEEM SO ALIVE * 539 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,478 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 540 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,179 - GOT TO RUN. SEE YA. - OKAY. 541 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,281 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HER ABOUT THE HOOKUP. 542 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,282 - WHAT? NO. 543 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,717 WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 544 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,285 - JAKE, I'M SHOOTING MY SCHOLARSHIP VIDEO. 545 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,686 I NEED AN IMAGE CONSULTANT. 546 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,455 SO ARE WE READY? LET'S GET THIS [bleep] ROLLING. 547 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,424 - I WAS SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE GOING ON THE TRIP TOO. 548 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,191 IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE A REAL FRIEND THERE. 549 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,192 - THAT'S ME. 550 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,594 ONE THING I HAVE LEARNED 551 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,396 IS THAT SECRETS HAVE A WAY OF COMING OUT.