1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,043 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,144 - NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP. 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,445 IF WE SEE THE OTHER FLIRTING, 4 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,580 THEN WE SWOOP IN AND STOP IT 5 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,781 LIKE A... - REVERSE WINGMAN. 6 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:17,551 - I'M NATALIE. COME UPSTAIRS? 7 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,952 - DADDY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 8 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,488 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MATTY? - HE TOOK OFF 9 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,622 WITH SOME OLDER CHICK. 10 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,293 - GREETINGS, PHHSERS! 11 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,727 COME ON DOWN TO THE CAREER FAIR TODAY 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,362 AND FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE GOOD REASON 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,898 TO BE SCARED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS. 14 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,066 - TODAY WAS THE DAY 15 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,867 THAT SCU SENT OUT THEIR ADMISSION DECISIONS. 16 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,769 ANY MINUTE NOW, I'D RECEIVE AN EMAIL 17 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,738 THAT COULD CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER. 18 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,240 AND THE GREAT THING ABOUT IT? 19 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,441 I WASN'T SCARED. 20 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,675 I'D KICKED ASS IN MY INTERVIEW 21 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,311 AND ACED THE LAST SEMESTER. 22 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,412 LIFE WAS... 23 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,047 - JENNA. HOW'S IT GOING? 24 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,682 - A REAL BITCH SOMETIMES. 25 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,485 - OH, IT'S--IT'S OWEN. 26 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,820 WE KISSED ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 27 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,888 - YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. 28 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,790 - YOU HAD NO IDEA I WENT HERE, DID YOU? 29 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,827 - NOT UNTIL I SAW YOU AT THE CAFETERIA A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 30 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,129 I'M SORRY. 31 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,963 - BUT I'M ONLY TWO GRADES BELOW YOU. 32 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:05,633 - WOW! DID YOU GO THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT? 33 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,000 - A BIG ONE, LAST SUMMER. 34 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,703 YEAH, IT WAS, UH, VERY PAINFUL. 35 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,772 SO LISTEN, UM, YOU KNOW HOW YOU TOLD ME 36 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:15,809 THAT YOU WISHED YOU KNEW MORE ABOUT CLASSICAL MUSIC? 37 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,145 - SURE. 38 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,579 - COOL. WELL, I, UM... 39 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,849 GOT YOU THE PERFECT BOOK TO READ. 40 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,417 - WOW. 41 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,485 THANK YOU, OWEN. 42 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,887 THAT IS SO SWEET. 43 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,160 OKAY, WELL, I, UH-- I BETTER GET RUNNING. 44 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,995 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH, TALK SOON, I HOPE. 45 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:37,165 - MM-HMM. 46 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,467 - HEY! 47 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,968 WHATCHA READING? 48 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,336 - IT'S NOTHING. 49 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,671 - OH, COME ON, LET ME SEE IT. 50 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,239 - NO. - LET ME SEE IT. 51 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,307 - NO. - LET ME SEE. 52 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,242 - STOP IT! STOP-- - WHAT-- 53 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,977 "CRACKING THE CLASSICS: 54 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:53,681 MOZART, BACH, AND CHOPIN FOR BEGINNERS." 55 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:56,184 NEVER PEGGED YOU FOR A MUSIC GEEK. 56 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,919 - YEAH, IT'S FOR SCHOOL. GIVE IT BACK. 57 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,823 - SURE, SURE. TALK TO YOU LATER. 58 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,592 - I FELT BAD KEEPING OWEN A SECRET, 59 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,059 BUT I DIDN'T WANT MATTY TO FIND OUT 60 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,895 THAT I HAD BROKEN OUR NO HOOK-UP PLEDGE. 61 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,631 AND OWEN WAS SO YOUNG, A SOPHOMORE, 62 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,666 WHICH WOULD MAKE ME A COUGAR 63 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,303 AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17. 64 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,604 [school bell rings] 65 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:20,541 T, YOU EXCITED ABOUT HEARING FROM SCU? 66 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,843 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS DAY SINCE PRESCHOOL. 67 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,712 - EXCITED? I'M A KANYE MESS. 68 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,214 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, 69 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,482 I PUKED ALL OVER MY CHANCES OF GETTING INTO SCU. 70 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,850 LITERALLY. 71 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,719 - OKAY, SO YOU PUKED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW. 72 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,120 NO BIG DEAL. 73 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,055 YOU HAVE A 7.0 GPA. 74 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,357 - 5.2 WEIGHTED. 75 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,992 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M TOAST. 76 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,561 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU KILLED IT. 77 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,230 THEY LOVED YOU. 78 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,332 YOUR ACCEPTANCE IS PRACTICALLY SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, BABY. 79 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,366 [phone chimes] 80 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,400 - OH, MY GOD! 81 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,835 I GOT INTO SCU! 82 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,070 - SHUT UP, I GOT IN TOO! 83 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,473 - O TO ALL THE MOTHER-EFFING Gs--I'M IN! 84 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,807 JENNA? 85 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,744 - UM, DOES ANYONE ELSE NOT HAVE A SIGNAL? 86 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,912 [phones beeping and chiming] 87 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,948 I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE TO GET A BETTER SIGNAL. 88 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,785 MY RECEPTION WAS FINE. 89 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,257 IT WAS MY FUTURE THAT WAS IN THE DEAD ZONE. 90 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,963 [typing] 91 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,166 - JENNA, THAT'S B-A-N-A-N-A-S 92 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,868 THAT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM SCU YET. 93 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,270 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM? 94 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,637 I HAVE THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE PHONE NUMBER. 95 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:24,938 - IT'S OKAY. I CAN WAIT. 96 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,140 - HA. MY FIRST ACCEPTANCE. 97 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,742 THANK GOD I'M TAMARA KA-PLANNER 98 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,278 AND THOUGHT TO SEND NOTES TO SCU 99 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,646 FROM MY GP, OBGYN, AND MY PSYCHOLOGIST 100 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,148 EXPLAINING THAT THE REASON I WAS SO CRAY DURING MY INTERVIEW 101 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,717 IS 'CAUSE OF MY OSGOOD-SCHLATTER'S. 102 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,552 - WHAT'S OSGOOD-SCHLATTER'S? 103 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,288 - NO IDEA, BUT IT TOTES WORKED. 104 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,889 NOW I CAN FINALLY GO ON SNOOZE CRUISE CONTROL 105 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,391 AND GET BACK TO MY [bleep] IT LIST. 106 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,559 - WHAT'S LEFT ON THERE? - STUFF THAT WOULD EFF UP 107 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,127 MY FLAWLESS PERMANENT RECORD. 108 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:50,030 O.M.G., MAYBE TODAY WILL FINALLY BE THE DAY 109 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,599 I GET MY FIRST DETENTION. 110 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,335 COME ON, JENNA, LET'S GO BE TEEN TRASH TOGETHER. 111 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,703 - UH, RAIN CHECK. 112 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,505 I'M NOT REALLY FEELING SO GOOD. 113 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,540 [school bell rings] 114 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,709 MOM, CAN YOU PICK ME UP? 115 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,110 I THINK I'M SICK. 116 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,179 - YEAH, YOU DO LOOK AWFUL. 117 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,782 - MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 118 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,183 - I TOLD YOU, HONEY. 119 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,952 WE'RE HELPING OUT AT THE CAREER FAIR. 120 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,387 I'M PASSING OUT MAPS. 121 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,689 - AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WINDOW BIZ. 122 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,190 YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 123 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,760 WHO'S GONNA HELP ME HOLD UP THIS GORGEOUS GAL? 124 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,696 - GORGEOUS AND AN OFFER TO STANFORD. 125 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,332 IT'S GOOD TO BE GABBY. 126 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,467 - I'D RATHER BE ME AND IVY LEAGUE. 127 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,337 - HEY, GABBY. 128 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,704 - NOT NOW. 129 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,707 - WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S A SCORE FOR MATTY MCKIBBEN. 130 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,609 - NOT EVEN IN THE GAME, JACOB. 131 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,411 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY WHEN I GET DISSED TOO. 132 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,780 - YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND WASN'T A PSYCHO. 133 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,949 OKAY, NOT AS PSYCHO. 134 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,352 SHE'S HOT, BUT I'M NOT LOOKING. 135 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,853 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I HAD CLASS WITH HER ONCE. 136 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,388 SHE SEEMED KINDA STUCK-UP TO ME. 137 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,422 - KIND OF? 138 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,223 SHE IS THE QUEEN OF INTIMIDATION NATION-- 139 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,627 THOSE SMART JOCK BITCHES WHO SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE 140 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,028 OBSESSED WITH ATHLETICS 141 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,398 AND ACTING SUPERIOR TO THOSE WHO AREN'T. 142 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,099 - COME ON, MAGIC MATTY. 143 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,634 TIME TO DUST OFF THE WAND. 144 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,371 - THE INTIMIDATION NATION ONLY DATE COLLEGE GUYS. 145 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,205 YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 146 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,408 - REALLY. IS THAT SO? 147 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,943 THAT IS QUITE THE NICE STROKE YOU GOT THERE. 148 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,479 IT'S MATTY. 149 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,382 - I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MCKIBBEN. 150 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,149 - POOR MCKITTEN. 151 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:21,121 LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT HER BALL AND YOURS. 152 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,127 - SO, JENNA, WHEN I'M ENLIGHTENING YOUR PEEPS 153 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,129 ON THE SYNERGY OF STYLE AND ENERGY SAVINGS 154 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,399 OF DOUBLE-HUNG SASH WINDOWS, 155 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,066 YOU HOLD UP THIS SAMPLE, OKAY? 156 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,602 - YEAH, SURE. 157 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,170 - HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 158 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,739 - ACTUALLY, DAD, ABOUT SCU-- 159 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,074 - WAIT, LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET. 160 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,511 WELL, DON'T WORRY, I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LATE TOO. 161 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,713 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. - J! 162 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,215 - HEY, VALERIE, QUICK QUESTION. 163 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,418 DO COLLEGES EVER CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER A REJECTION? 164 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,720 I'M JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 165 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,488 - OH. NO, NEVER. 166 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,525 NO, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED INTO THE DEEP BLUE SEA. 167 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:01,128 - THEN I WAS SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC. 168 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,063 - HEY, JENNA. 169 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,798 UH, WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT BOOK, 170 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,234 WOULD YOU WANNA GO SEE SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC WITH ME? 171 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,637 - I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU, OWEN. 172 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:10,904 - BUT WHY? 173 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,706 I MEAN, I JUST KINDA THOUGHT THAT YOU LIKED ME, 174 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,442 AND, I MEAN, WE HAD FUN TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE? 175 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,977 - WE DID AND I DO, BUT-- - BUT WHAT? 176 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,279 - I CAN'T REALLY GIVE YOU A GOOD REASON, OKAY? 177 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,648 EXCEPT FOR THAT SOMETIMES 178 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,215 THINGS DON'T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANT 179 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,617 NO MATTER HOW BADLY YOU WANT THEM TOO. 180 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,486 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF 181 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,154 OR YOU GIVE AN AMAZING INTERVIEW 182 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,456 OR YOU HAVE AN ALUM PARENT. 183 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,623 YOU CAN STILL GET REJECTED, OKAY? 184 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,258 AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 185 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,760 IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE. 186 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,196 AND I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. 187 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,706 - HEY. 188 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,208 HEY, I HEARD YOU ALREADY SIGNED A LETTER OF INTENT 189 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,710 TO PLAY TENNIS AT STANFORD. 190 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,345 THAT'S HUGE. CONGRATS. 191 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,215 - IT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK FLATTERING ME 192 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,585 WILL MAKE ME WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 193 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,119 - "CUTE"? 194 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,121 DOES THAT MEAN IT'S WORKING? 195 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,823 - NOPE. 196 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,393 - STRIKE TWO, BUDDY. 197 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,728 - HEY, KIDS. 198 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:11,131 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE A PHHS ALUM. 199 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,833 SHE IS BRILLIANT. 200 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,535 SHE IS SUCCESSFUL. 201 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,869 SHE'S GOT A GREAT SET OF GAMS. 202 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,906 SHE'S...ME, VALERIE MARKS. 203 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,107 [laughs] [students groan] 204 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,576 OH, HOW I WISH THAT WERE TRUE. 205 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:25,746 IT'S CORPORATE LAWYER, NATALIE THOMPSON. 206 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,518 - THANKS, VAL. IT'S TRULY AN HONOR 207 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,952 TO BE BACK AT PHHS. 208 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,156 - WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND 209 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,660 ABOUT PEOPLE WHO BROKER AND INSTALL CUSTOM WINDOWS 210 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,962 IS THAT WE'RE VERY CREATIVE. 211 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,997 [ahem] 212 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,834 MY LOVELY DAUGHTER, JENNA, ACTING AS MY ASSISTANT TODAY. 213 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,836 SHE MIGHT EVEN WANT TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY BUSINESS 214 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,739 AFTER SHE GRADUATES FROM MY ALMA MATER, SCU. 215 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,973 RIGHT, HONEY? 216 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,543 NOW WHAT WINDOW DO YOU THINK WOULD LOOK BETTER 217 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,144 IN A RANCH STYLE HOME? 218 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,113 THIS ONE OR... THIS ONE? 219 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,448 - LAME. 220 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:05,619 I THOUGHT THIS WAS MICROSOFT WINDOWS. 221 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,456 - TAKE A YEAR OFF AFTER HIGH SCHOOL 222 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,791 AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST 223 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,994 IN SUPER FUN PLACES LIKE UGANDA AND DETROIT. 224 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,563 [sighs] 225 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,297 I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE COME EXPERIENCE HELL TENT 226 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,700 AND WANT TO BECOME MISSIONARIES LIKE MOMMY AND DADDY. 227 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,035 [ominous organ chords] 228 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,037 - IT'S QUITE A FASCINATING RITUAL. 229 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,173 - IT'S NOT A RITUAL. HELL TENT SHOWS NON-BELIEVERS 230 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,709 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AFTERLIFE IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT J.C. 231 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,578 [inhales] I PLAY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL 232 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,046 WHO STEERS THEM ON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. 233 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,649 - ACTUALLY, THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS, CUPCAKE. 234 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:39,853 [ominous organ chords] 235 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:45,893 [drums beating] 236 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,595 - [grunts] 237 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,430 - NOW, KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 238 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,166 WHEN YOU'RE UNABLE TO RESIST TYLER. 239 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,604 OOPS, I MEAN LUST. 240 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:00,608 - YOU SHALL HATE THE WHORE AND MAKE HER, LIKE, 241 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,042 REALLY DESOLATE. 242 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,813 THEN YOU'LL EAT HER FLESH AND BURN HER WITH FIRE? 243 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,148 EW, THAT'S NOT GOING TO REALLY HAPPEN TO ME, IS IT? 244 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,683 - WE'LL SEE. 245 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,485 AND THIS IS JESUS CHRIST. 246 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,856 [dramatic music] 247 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,925 - IF THOU SHALT DISOBEY ME EVER, 248 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,393 I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ALL GO TO HELL. 249 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,730 SO DON'T SWEAR, DON'T DRINK, 250 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:26,466 AND NEVER, EVER WEAR THOSE HORRIFIC OUTFITS 251 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,636 IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN. 252 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,871 JESUS SAYS, "YOU'RE WELCOME." 253 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,039 - GOSH, 254 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,841 WHERE'S YOUR FATHER WHEN YOU NEED HIM? 255 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:37,177 - HONEY, SWEETHEART, I AM SO SORRY I'M LATE. 256 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,912 THAT MASSAGE WAS SO DEEP, 257 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,948 I JUST DOZED OFF RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE. 258 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,116 - I'M JUST GLAD YOU MADE IT. 259 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,284 DO YOU LIKE MY COSTUME? 260 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,285 IT'S CUTE, HUH? 261 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,787 - SURE, SURE. 262 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,656 BUT, TYLER, WOWZA! 263 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,190 YOU MUST BE LUST. 264 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,692 - INDEED I AM. 265 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,426 - DOESN'T HE FIT THE PART PERFECTLY? 266 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,764 OH, HERE, TYLER. SPRAY ON SOME OIL. 267 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:00,267 LUST SHOULD BE ALL HOT AND SWEATY. 268 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,836 [giggles] 269 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,838 - LISSA, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR MOM 270 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,707 THAT YOUR DAD IS A BIG GAY GAY? 271 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,408 - THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING, SADIE. 272 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,410 I THINK HE WAS JUST CONFUSED. 273 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:14,014 - CAN'T BE EASY TO COME OUT TO A JUDGMENTAL SLORE LIKE YOUR MOM. 274 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,515 - MY MOM'S NOT JUDGMENTAL. 275 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,150 SHE JUST KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG. 276 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,853 - SHE'S PUNISHING YOU FOR HAVING FEELINGS FOR TYLER 277 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:23,857 WHEN THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 278 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,493 AND I THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS [bleep] UP. 279 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,329 - AS A WOMAN, IT CAN BE DIFFICULT 280 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,898 BEING IN AN ALL-BOYS CLUB. 281 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:35,468 BUT IN THE END, HARD WORK IS WHAT WILL BRING YOU SUCCESS, 282 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,137 NOT YOUR GENDER. 283 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,608 - I GOT TO GO. 284 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,944 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 285 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,979 - JAKE? 286 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,514 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 287 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,782 YOU STALKING ME? 288 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,850 - [chuckles] 289 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:53,286 NO, I, UM...I HAVE A BOOTH. 290 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,587 - REALLY? WHERE? 291 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,056 - UM... 292 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:59,492 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY WOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL SPEECH. 293 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,628 AND AS A FELLOW FEMINIST IN THE STRUGGLE, 294 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:05,799 I APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BAD-ASS. 295 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,935 AND YOU, MR. ROSATI, 296 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,336 I'LL BE SEEING IN DETENTION LATER. 297 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,872 PANTSING A FRESHMAN IN GYM CLASS? 298 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,141 VERY ORIGINAL. 299 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,644 - UH...I KNOW YOU MUST BE 300 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,512 REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW, 301 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,784 BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. I-- 302 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,152 - WE CAN'T TALK HERE. 303 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,822 MEET ME AT MY CAR IN AN HOUR. 304 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,423 - WAS THAT YOUR NEW YEAR'S MILF? 305 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,825 - OH, YEAH. 306 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,461 - I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A LITTLE CRUSH. 307 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,863 [chuckles] 308 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,666 - JENNA, THAT AUTHOR, SAMANTHA PERRY, IS HERE. 309 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,035 SHE WENT TO PHHS AND SCU. 310 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,170 AREN'T YOU A FAN OF HERS? 311 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,073 - YES. DAD, PLEASE SPARE ME. 312 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,142 - I CAN SPARE ME. LET'S GO. 313 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,147 - SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF 314 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,983 THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, 'CAUSE I JUST DID THREE THINGS 315 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,251 ON MY [bleep] IT LIST AT ONCE. [chuckles] 316 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,486 CUT CLASS, CHECK. 317 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,988 BREAK DRESS CODE, CHECK. 318 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,790 AND SMOKE AN E-CIG IN THE SANCTUARY, 319 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,924 HELL, YEAH, CHECK. 320 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,494 OH. HI, MR. AND MRS. HAMILTON. 321 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,463 SO, JENNA, IS SCU STILL BEING A DISTANT DIVA? 322 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:16,103 - HEY. MY DAUGHTER JENNA, TWO Ns, LOVES YOUR WORK. 323 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,171 SHE WANTS TO BE A WRITER JUST LIKE YOU 324 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,807 WHEN SHE GROWS UP. - MOM, STOP. 325 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,341 - AW, THAT'S GREAT. 326 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,977 - SHE'S PLANNING ON STUDYING CREATIVE WRITING AT SCU. 327 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,345 - YEAH! - OH, WOW. 328 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,814 THEY HAVE AN INCREDIBLE PROGRAM. 329 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,715 THEY WHIPPED MY BUTT INTO SHAPE. 330 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,617 - OH, [chuckles] - MOM, STOP. 331 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,453 - "DEAR, JENNA, CONGRATS ON SCU." [chuckles] 332 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,254 - ISN'T THAT SWEET? 333 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,856 - I DIDN'T GET IN, OKAY? 334 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:39,827 I DIDN'T GET IN TO SCU. 335 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,665 - OH, NO, YOUR FRIEND AND NOW YOU TOO? 336 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,101 OH, BUMMER. 337 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,175 - UH, THAT'S WHY. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 338 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,476 BECAUSE THE LOOK DAD'S GIVING ME. 339 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,444 - WHAT LOOK? 340 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,681 - THE LOOK OF UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT. 341 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,283 - JENNA, I'M SO SORRY. 342 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,684 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T GET IN. 343 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,854 - ME EITHER. YOU PUKED ON SOMEONE'S DESK 344 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,888 AND YOU MADE THE CUT. 345 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,956 DOESN'T SEEM FAIR, DOES IT? 346 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,457 - SLOW YOUR ROLL, COWGIRL. 347 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,625 I WORKED MY TYPE-A ASS OFF FOR FOUR YEARS. 348 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,527 YOU JUST GOT YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER FOUR MONTHS AGO. 349 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,229 - SORRY, I COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS THE FOUR YEARS 350 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,565 OF HARD WORK OR THE BS DOCTOR NOTES YOU SENT IN. 351 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,433 - OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO BEFORE YOU SAY 352 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,501 SOMETHING ELSE YOU'LL REGRET. 353 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,603 CALL ME WHEN YOU CALM DOWN. 354 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,637 - YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. 355 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,705 - I CAN'T, TYLER! 356 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,940 SADIE'S RIGHT. 357 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,376 EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS A GIANT LIAR. 358 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,182 - CHILDREN, WHERE ARE YOU? 359 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,684 A NEW CROP OF SINNERS HAVE ARRIVED. 360 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,553 - SORRY. 361 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,556 TYLER AND I HAD TO... GO POTTY. 362 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,593 - THAT'S IT. 363 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,195 IF YOU WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS, 364 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,297 YOU'RE GOING TO A CHRISTIAN BOARDING SCHOOL, 365 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,000 WHERE YOU WILL LISTEN TO GOD. 366 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,605 - I'M SORRY IF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TYLER UPSETS YOU GUYS. 367 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,473 BUT I'D RATHER GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL 368 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,943 THAN NOT BE OPEN ABOUT THE PERSON I LOVE. 369 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,979 A LIFE WHERE YOU CAN'T BE HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE 370 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:11,251 IS LIKE LIVING IN A STUPID HELL TENT OF YOUR OWN MAKING. 371 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,190 - LOVEBUN, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU. 372 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,926 - WHAT IS IT, JOE? 373 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,227 - WELL... 374 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,495 WOW, THIS IS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 375 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,431 - FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, JUST SAY IT, DARLING. 376 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,832 - SATAN HAS MADE ME AFFLICTED 377 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,168 WITH A VERY POWERFUL ATTRACTION TO MEN. 378 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,702 BUT DON'T WORRY. 379 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,838 BECAUSE I HAVE DECIDED TO ATTEND A CHRISTIAN RETREAT 380 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,541 WHERE THEY CAN CURE HOMOSEXUALITY. 381 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,708 BECAUSE I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES 382 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,244 TO KEEP THIS FAMILY TOGETHER. 383 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,479 EVEN IF IT MEANS SPENDING HOURS OF REPENTANCE 384 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,515 WITH OTHER WAYWARD MEN. 385 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,416 - [sobs] 386 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,187 - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. HEY, 387 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,123 I'LL BE A MISSIONARY. 388 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,293 IT'LL BE FUN. 389 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,599 - HEY. 390 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,400 - HEY. 391 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,102 - CAN I SIT DOWN? 392 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,636 - SURE. 393 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,341 - I KNOW YOU'RE BUMMED YOU DIDN'T GET INTO SCU. 394 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,010 BUT HERE'S THE SILVER LINING: 395 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,980 ALL THE PAIN YOU'RE FEELING WILL FUEL YOUR WRITING. 396 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,448 - BUT HOW MUCH PAIN IS A WRITER SUPPOSED TO TAKE? 397 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,584 I MEAN, I'M NOT EVEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL YET, 398 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,519 AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD MY FILL. 399 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,988 - [chuckles] A LOT. 400 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,991 BEING A PROFESSIONAL WRITER IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE. 401 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,892 IT'S FILLED WITH NEVER-ENDING REJECTION. 402 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,894 ONLY AN INSANE PERSON WOULD PURSUE IT. 403 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,031 BUT GUESS WHAT? I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 404 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,500 TELLING STORIES IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW 405 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,803 TO MAKE SENSE OF THE WORLD AROUND ME. 406 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,040 DON'T YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY? 407 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,308 - YEAH, I GUESS I DO. 408 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,843 - THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 409 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,846 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU, JENNA. 410 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,317 - THANK YOU. 411 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,019 - LISTEN, JAKE, IF I HAD KNOWN 412 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,021 YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, I NEVER WOULD HAVE KISSED YOU. 413 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,488 - I'M SORRY FOR NOT TELLING YOU. 414 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,425 [chuckles] IT'S JUST YOU'RE SO HOT. 415 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,693 I-I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 416 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,462 - YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING YOUNG MAN. 417 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,931 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO YOUNG. 418 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,499 - I'M NOT THAT YOUNG. I'M 18. 419 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,036 BUT I GET IT, AND I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 420 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,703 - WAIT, YOU'RE 18? 421 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,804 - YEAH. 422 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,140 - OH, THANK GOD. 423 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,042 - OH, THAT MEANS WE CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE, RIGHT? 424 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:19,612 - LEGALLY WE'RE FINE. MORALLY...EH. 425 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,751 - WHAT? 426 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,885 COME ON. 427 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,387 - OH, SCREW IT. 428 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,727 - THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME. 429 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,065 - YEAH, NO WORRIES. 430 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,067 ARE YOU OKAY? 431 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,568 YOU SEEM A LITTLE BUMMED. 432 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,337 - YEAH, I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN A LITTLE DOWN ON MYSELF LATELY. 433 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,705 - YEAH, ME TOO. 434 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,176 IN FACT, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 435 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,079 WHY DID YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 436 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,080 - DON'T PLAY DUMB. 437 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,447 - I'M NOT. 438 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,715 - YOU KNOW WHY. 439 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,350 BECAUSE YOU'RE MATTY MCKIBBEN. 440 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,718 - THANKS, BUT APPARENTLY 441 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,120 THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GABBY. 442 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,988 - YOU MEAN INTIMIDATION NATION GABBY? 443 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,523 - OKAY, IS THERE LIKE A CLUB 444 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,092 WHERE YOU GUYS MEET AND NAME EVERYTHING? 445 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,894 - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T DOING RELATIONSHIPS THIS YEAR. 446 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,529 - WHO SAID RELATIONSHIPS? 447 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,298 I CAN BARELY GET THE GIRL TO TALK TO ME. 448 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,366 I MEAN, WHAT THE [bleep]? 449 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,635 I MEAN, DID I PEAK JUNIOR YEAR OR SOMETHING? 450 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,171 [chuckles] 451 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,273 - MATTY, I DIDN'T GET INTO SCU. 452 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,975 - AW, I'M SORRY. 453 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,677 I THINK THEY GET THEIR ANSWERS OUT SO EARLY 454 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,147 BECAUSE THEY JUST TOSS A COIN. 455 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,282 COME ON, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD FROM THE BEST SCHOOLS YET. 456 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,550 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 457 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,885 I REALLY THINK YOU DODGED A BULLET. 458 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,121 - WHY? 459 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,588 - DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR SCHOOL MASCOT? 460 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,124 IT'S A FRICKING MOTH. 461 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:41,128 HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT? [chuckles] 462 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,795 - WELL, THANKS. 463 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,864 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? - I CAN'T. 464 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,134 I WILL BE AT HOME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 465 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,137 HOW TO GET MY SWAG BACK. 466 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,471 - OKAY. 467 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,906 WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 468 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,308 - BYE. 469 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,876 - * I CAN PREACH 470 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,779 * TAKE ME WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO * 471 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,149 - WITH NO PLANS OF PLATONIC MATTY DISTRACTION, 472 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,416 IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON 473 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,653 AND PUSH EJECT ON THIS DAY OF REJECTION. 474 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,023 - YES, HER NAME IS JENNA WITH TWO Ns. 475 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,992 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS, PLEASE. 476 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,163 - YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE, BUDDY. BIG. 477 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,398 - MOM, DAD, PUT THE PHONE DOWN NOW. 478 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,736 - LOOK, WE'RE SORRY, HONEY. WE DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU. 479 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,473 WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T GET IN. 480 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,176 - I WISH I COULD SEND THAT ADMISSIONS BOARD 481 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,544 A BIG STEAMING PILE OF [bleep]! 482 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,580 - YOU GUYS, IT'S OKAY. 483 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,748 IT'S NOT SCU'S FAULT, IT'S MINE. 484 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,186 LET'S BE HONEST, MY JUNIOR YEAR GRADES WERE NOT GREAT, 485 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,588 AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES 486 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,055 UNTIL THIS YEAR. 487 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,491 I UNDERSTAND THEIR DECISION. 488 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,560 SO THANK YOU, DAD, FOR DRIVING ME UP TO CAMPUS 489 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,995 AND SHOWING ME AROUND 490 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,665 AND, MOM, FOR BEING THERE AND SUPPORTING ME. 491 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,968 NOW, LET'S JUST FORGET IT, OKAY? 492 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,804 - [sniffs] 493 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,539 - WOW, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 494 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,042 YOU'RE HANDLING THIS REJECTION VERY WELL. 495 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,945 - WELL, IF I'M GOING TO BE A WRITER, 496 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,316 I BETTER GET USED TO IT. 497 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,452 IT WAS THEN THAT I REALIZED REJECTION IS EASIER TO ACCEPT 498 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,655 WHEN YOU'RE HONEST WITH YOURSELF ABOUT THE REASONS WHY. 499 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,725 AND I KNEW SOMEONE WHO REALLY DESERVED SOME CLARITY. 500 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,493 LISTEN, I'M SORRY TO BE SUCH A STALKER 501 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,994 AND SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE LIKE THIS, 502 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,496 BUT I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU AT SCHOOL-- 503 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,698 - JENNA, IT'S--IT'S OKAY. WHAT'S UP? 504 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,101 - I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER. 505 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,138 I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY AND I TOOK IT OUT ON YOU, 506 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,374 AND YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT. 507 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,276 - WHAT HAPPENED? 508 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:40,046 - I DIDN'T GET INTO SCU. 509 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,682 - OH, MAN, I-I'M SORRY. 510 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,016 - IT'S FINE. 511 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,486 I HAVE ACCEPTED IT AND I'M MOVING ON. 512 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,655 - GOOD. YOU CAN'T LET SOME DUMB PEOPLE 513 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,757 ON A COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE BOARD HAVE, LIKE, 514 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,492 TOTAL POWER OVER YOUR FEELINGS. 515 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,995 - IT'S HARD NOT TO. - JENNA, I'VE BEEN TOLD "NO" 516 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,997 MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT. 517 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,032 LIKE, PRETTY RECENTLY. 518 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,935 SO, YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS FOR A MINUTE, 519 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,672 BUT THEN, I DON'T KNOW, I GET A FEELING 520 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,507 THAT IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 521 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,516 AND I'M NOT JUST GONNA STOP GOING AFTER THE THINGS I WANT. 522 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,085 SO YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER, OKAY? 523 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,454 - I WON'T. I PROMISE. 524 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,689 - OKAY. 525 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,528 - WHOA. WHO KNEW OWEN WAS THIS CONFIDENT? 526 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,730 IT FELT SO GOOD TO HAVE HIM BELIEVE IN ME. 527 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,833 IT FELT...SO GOOD. 528 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,068 WOW, REALLY GOOD. 529 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,805 - * I'LL GET YOU STARTED * 530 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,241 * WE CAN'T STAY BROKENHEARTED * 531 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,445 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 532 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,879 - SENIOR BONFIRE TONIGHT. 533 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,180 - THE GUYS KEEP A "HOT OR NOT" LIST 534 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,716 IN A BIG BOOK CALLED "THE PHONE BOOK." 535 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,717 - WHAT JERK HATE-RATED YOU? 536 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,784 - YOU CODED ME? 537 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,119 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 538 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,454 - TOO BAD HITTING THAT 539 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,122 WOULD BE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO COUGAR TOWN. 540 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,790 - WELL, APPARENTLY ALL I AM TO YOU IS A NUMBER. 541 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,091 - I MADE A DUDE DATABASE 542 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,660 WITH EVERY GUY AT PHSS'S PROFILE PIC. 543 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,396 I'M GONNA HATE-RATE THE [bleep] OUTTA THESE JOCKOFFS.