1 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,177 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,278 - IT'S SENIOR YEAR! - LAST RANKING? 3 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,146 - T, I AM 137! 4 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,614 - THIS IS JUST LIKE SOPHOMORE YEAR. 5 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,816 HE'S GETTING WHAT HE WANTS, AND YOU'RE NOT. 6 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,218 - ABOUT LAST NIGHT... 7 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,686 NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND MATTY. 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,489 HE JUST WANTED TO TALK. I'M PREGNANT. 9 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,460 AND THE STUDENT BODY HAD TURNED INTO 10 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,396 A THRONG OF OVER-CAFFEINATED STRUNG-OUT ZOMBIES. 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,231 THESE WERE THE LAST GRADES COLLEGES WOULD SEE. 12 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,266 THEY COULD MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOING TO HARVARD 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,001 OR WORKING AT HOLLISTER. 14 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,237 - HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW SAD AND THE CITY EVA'S BEEN LOOKING? 15 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,571 WHAT'S THAT BISH'S BIGGEST ISH, 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,508 HOW HOT SHE AND MATTY WILL LOOK AT PROM? 17 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,476 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH. 18 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,512 WHICH IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL MYSELF ABOUT LUKE-- 19 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,480 THE FACT THAT HE'S IGNORED MY APOLOGY TEXT. 20 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,217 - JENNA, YOU LEFT THAT DUDE OUT IN THE COLD, LITERALLY. 21 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,685 ON A MOUNTAIN NEXT TO A CREEPY STATUE OF A BEAR. 22 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,222 - WHICH IS WHY I'M DOUBLING DOWN WITH A GRAND GESTURE-- 23 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,423 SOMETHING HE CAN'T IGNORE. 24 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,824 - WELL, GOOD LUCK. CALL ME AFTER. 25 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,759 I WANT ALL THE DEETS BY DRE. 26 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,331 - WITH EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, THE LAST THING I NEEDED 27 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,299 WAS TO GET SUCKED INTO ANOTHER EVA DRAMA. 28 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,034 BUT I HAD TO KNOW MATTY WAS OKAY. 29 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,036 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 30 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,971 - I'M, UH, I'M OKAY. 31 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,473 - REALLY? 32 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,643 - MATTY, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHO TO TALK TO, 33 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,245 BUT THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UPSET. 34 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:21,182 AND THEY SAY STRESS IS BAD FOR OUR BABY. 35 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,353 BYE. 36 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,458 - HEY, LISS, YOU WANNA COME OVER AND STUDY? 37 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:34,228 - THANKS, BUT I'M GOING HOME WITH TYLER. 38 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,297 I MEAN, TYLER'S GIVING ME A RIDE HOME, 39 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:40,268 BECAUSE WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER AND WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE. 40 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,002 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SADIE? 41 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,437 - SINCE WHEN ARE YOU FRIENDS? 42 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,005 - THERE'S JUST SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD GOING ON 43 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:47,341 I NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT. - NO, THERE'S NOT. 44 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,710 EVERYTHING'S NORMAL. 45 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,846 - SADITA, ANDALE, WE HAVE TO BE AT THE ART WALK IN AN HOUR. 46 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,047 - HOLD ON, SERGIO. 47 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,650 NOT ALL OUR LIVES REVOLVE AROUND BRATWURST. 48 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,953 - YEAH, YOURS JUST REVOLVES AROUND BEING A BRAT--COME ON. 49 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,054 - SADIE, WAIT. 50 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,823 - WHAT, HAMILTRASH? 51 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:05,226 - I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT MATTY AND HE WON'T TALK TO ME, SO-- 52 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,794 - LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU. 53 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:10,231 THAT PSYCHO HAS HIM IN HER CLUTCHES. 54 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,832 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 55 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,702 AS LONG AS SHE'S KNOCKED UP, WE'RE SHUT DOWN. 56 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,070 - SADIE, I AM ASKING YOU AS A FRIEND. 57 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,539 - EW! 58 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,208 WHATEVER HAPPENED ON THAT MOUNTAIN, HAMILQUEEF, 59 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,642 WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! 60 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,277 LET'S GO. [engine turns] 61 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,548 [splash] 62 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,019 - THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL WITH MATTY TODAY. 63 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:35,523 OR SADIE, BUT HOPEFULLY, THEY'D GO BETTER WITH LUKE. 64 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,291 - JENNA. - I KNOW I SCREWED UP 65 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,660 ON THE SKI TRIP, AND I AM SO, SO, SORRY. 66 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,262 - JENNA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 67 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,598 - NO, NO, NOW THIS IS A CARE PACKAGE THAT I MADE FOR YOU. 68 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,367 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 69 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,601 HEY, I-- - COFFEE, AND... 70 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,602 OH, AND LIKE, CUTE LITTLE TOOTHBRUSH. 71 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,638 - JEN, I REALLY HAVE TO-- 72 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,340 - OH, AND THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A LITTLE GIFT CERTIFICATE 73 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,574 FOR A NECK MASSAGE. 74 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,510 AND, UM, COOKIES. 75 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,879 - BABE, WE HAVE TO HURRY. 76 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,980 OH, HELLO. 77 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,682 BABE, IS THIS YOUR LITTLE SISTER? 78 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:05,986 - NO, SHE'S MY-- - OOH, MINT CHOCOLATE CRISPS. 79 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,255 GOOD LUCK TO THE TROOP. 80 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,856 C'MON, BABE, CONCERT STARTS IN 20 MINUTES. 81 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:12,493 LET'S GO. - I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS. 82 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,868 - TELL. ME. EVERYTHING. 83 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,736 - IT DIDN'T GO QUITE AS PLANNED. 84 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,272 THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL THERE, 85 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,673 AND I'VE BEEN CHECKING TWITTER 86 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,708 AND FACEBOOK AND VINE, AND I CAN'T FIND HER. 87 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,543 AND LUKE HASN'T CHANGED HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS, 88 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,844 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 89 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,013 - JENNA, THIS IS FINALS. YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 90 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,081 - HOW CAN I FOCUS 91 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,616 WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'M GOING THROUGH? 92 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,050 - START WITH SOME CAFFEINE. 93 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,421 THIS IS IT JENNA, THIS IS DEFCON-TEN, OR ONE. 94 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,722 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHICH ONE IS WORSE. 95 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,291 [bleep] UP OR BUCK UP. 96 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,293 IT'S YOUR ONLY CHOICES, SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 97 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,761 - TAMARA HAD A POINT--COLLEGES WOULDN'T CARE THAT I WAS 98 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,463 GRIEVING THE LOSS OF A RELATIONSHIP 99 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,031 OR WHAT MATTY WAS GOING THROUGH 100 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,666 WHEN I TOOK MY FINALS. 101 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,835 I NEEDED TO COMPARTMENTALIZE, AND FAST. 102 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,738 BUCKING IT UP AND SUCKING IT UP. 103 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,674 - ALL SENIORS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE AUDITORIUM IMMEDIATELY. 104 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,042 - I'LL LEAVE NOW. 105 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,511 YOU STAY HERE FOR FIVE MORE HOURS 106 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,645 SO NO ONE GETS SUSPICIOUS. 107 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,480 - HOW 'BOUT FIVE MORE MINUTES? 108 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,148 - DEAL! 109 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,058 - HELLO, LISSA. 110 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,594 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD EVER SINCE THE SKI TRIP. 111 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,729 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 112 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,397 - NOTHING. NOTHING'S UP. 113 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,798 - BULL[bleep]. YOU'RE GLOWING. 114 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,100 [gasps] I KNEW IT! 115 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,202 YOU'VE BEEN MAKING OUT. YOU BIT YOUR LIP. 116 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:32,172 THAT'S YOUR TELL. WHO IS IN THAT ROOM? 117 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,242 - GIRLS, COME ON, ASSEMBLY, LET'S GO. 118 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,611 - THIS ISN'T OVER. - [amplified] THIS ISN'T OVER. 119 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:42,716 MUCH LIKE WRECKX, SENIOR YEAR IS STILL VERY MUCH IN EFFECT. 120 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,986 FINALS ARE TOMORROW, AND YOU ALL NEED TO FOCUS. 121 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,221 BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED YOU HERE. 122 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:51,091 THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF PREGNANT. 123 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,761 [students murmuring] 124 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,630 LET'S REMEMBER SAFE SEX, PEOPLE. 125 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,599 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 126 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,468 FRENCHIES, HANDIES-- 127 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,770 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TELLING EVERYBODY ABOUT YOU. 128 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,071 - SHE DIDN'T SAY MY NAME. 129 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,740 - HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? THIS ISN'T COOL. 130 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,376 - WHO'S AUDITIONING FOR TEEN MOM 3? 131 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:11,111 - IT'S EVA! SHE'S A LIAR AND SHE TRAPPED MATTY. 132 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,380 EVA! EVA! EVA! 133 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,581 I HAVE NO IDEA. 134 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,916 - [gasps] IS IT YOU? 135 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,918 LUKE SPERMINATED THEN TERMINATED YOU? 136 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,821 WELL, I WILL JUST DEFER COLLEGE AND WE'LL RAISE THIS BABY 137 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,023 TOGETHER IN A NON-SEXUAL LIFE PARTNERSHIP. 138 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,592 NO OFFENSE-- YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE. 139 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,394 NOW, WHAT ARE WE THINKING FOR THE NURSERY? 140 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,728 - T, NOT KNOCKED UP, 141 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,530 AND EASE UP ON THE ENERGY DRINKS, OKAY? 142 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,798 - NO-KAY, AND THANK GOD. 143 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:34,768 - MUTIE-MASTIES, WITHDRAWAL, SIXTY-- 144 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,236 - [whispering] - UH, CORRECTION. 145 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,739 WITHDRAWAL DOES NOT ACTUALLY WORK. 146 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,874 - YOU, YOU, WE NEED TO TALK. 147 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,410 - HONEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU WANNA TALK. 148 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,077 I'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 149 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,547 - WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD MS. MARKS THAT I WAS PREGNANT? 150 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,682 - I'M SORRY, WHO'S EVA? 151 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,951 OH, YOU MEAN AMBER. 152 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,219 WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME... - YES. 153 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,654 - TALKING TO THAT DIP[bleep] VAL 154 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,122 ABOUT THAT SKEEVY SLUNTBAG? 155 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,057 MAYBE MS. MARKS WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. 156 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,326 THIS SCHOOL'S FULL OF WHORES. 157 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,263 - HEY LISSA. - HEY. 158 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,165 HEY! 159 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,334 - YOU AND MS. MARKS ARE PRETTY TIGHT. 160 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:11,639 - MATTY, I THINK THE ONE THING YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BY NOW 161 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,306 IS THAT I CAN KEEP A SECRET. 162 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,442 - YOU PROMISE? 163 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:18,646 - REMEMBER HOW LONG I KEPT US A SECRET? 164 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:19,647 - THANK YOU. 165 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,449 - YEAH. 166 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,016 I PROMISE. 167 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,455 - MY STATS BOOK HAS TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. 168 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,157 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. 169 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,865 SO, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT? 170 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,332 - IT'S NOT THAT. 171 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,634 IT'S JUST MY MOM'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 172 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,335 - NO, NO, I GET IT. 173 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,838 I'M ALL USED UP NOW AND I'M GONNA GET FAT-- 174 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,874 - OH, HEY, COME ON. 175 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,176 YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 176 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,814 [knocking] 177 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,082 - MRS. MCKIBBEN. 178 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,083 - EVA, HI. - HI. 179 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,551 - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 180 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,587 MATTY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DIAMOND SNOWFLAKE EARRINGS? 181 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,954 I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE, 182 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,790 AND I REALLY WANT TO WEAR THEM TONIGHT. 183 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,225 - I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM. 184 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,494 - WAIT! 185 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:10,063 MATTY, DO YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR MOM SOMETHING? 186 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,800 - YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO, UH, 187 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,802 SCHOOL FOR A STUDY SESSION. 188 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:18,305 - THAT'S GREAT. HAVE FUN. 189 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,043 - WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR MOM I'M PREGNANT? 190 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,878 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 191 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,413 - I KNOW. - I WANT US TO SPEND 192 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,049 OUR LIVES TOGETHER, BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T. 193 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,184 I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE WOMAN. 194 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,521 I CAN DO THIS ALONE IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO COMMIT. 195 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,788 - I'M WILLING. 196 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,925 I MEAN, I-I WANT TO. 197 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:41,529 SO TOMORROW, AFTER FINALS, 198 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:45,098 WHY DON'T WE GO LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS? 199 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,539 - ATTENTION STUDENTS. 200 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,906 LATE NIGHT JAVA IS NOW BEING SERVED 201 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,274 IN THE CAFETERIA. HAPPY STUDYING. 202 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,143 - LISTEN, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 203 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,945 BEFORE SADIE FINDS OUT ABOUT US. 204 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,312 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, 205 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,148 AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST THAT IT'S FOR US, 206 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,150 BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT SINNERS WE ARE. 207 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,018 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 208 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,154 - I GOT US A BEARD. 209 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:14,227 JAKE, YOU'RE SO SMART. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? 210 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,764 - WELL, THE Z SCORE-- 211 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,833 YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT IN THAT DRESS. 212 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,870 - YEAH, THAT DRESS IS PRETTY REVEALING. 213 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:26,439 HMM, I WONDER WHO YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK SEXY FOR? 214 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,678 - JAKE, CAN I BORROW YOUR JACKET? 215 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,813 - YEAH, SURE. 216 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,916 YOU STILL LOOK GOOD IN MY JACKETS, TOO. 217 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,652 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STILL? 218 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,920 [phone chimes] 219 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,755 - WHO'RE YOU TEXTING, SADIE? 220 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,658 - IT'S SERGIO. HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! 221 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,326 - OH, MY GOD! YOU LIKE HIM. 222 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,261 - DISGUSTING! I DO NOT. 223 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,263 - YOU TOTALLY DO. YOU LAUGHED, 224 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,732 YOU ONLY LAUGH WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE. 225 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,433 THAT'S YOUR TELL. - YOU ONLY THINK 226 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,368 I LIKE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU LIKE SOMEONE. 227 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,671 WHO IS IT, LISSA? 228 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:04,812 - JESUS--I LOVE HIM! 229 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,855 - HEY. 230 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,725 IS JENNA OKAY? SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 231 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,027 I MEAN, I KNOW MY PREGNANCY MUST BE HARD FOR HER, BUT-- 232 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,629 - YOUR WHAT? 233 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,798 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 234 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,267 JENNA REALLY DIDN'T TELL YOU? 235 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,636 - YOU'RE PREGNANT? 236 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,170 - MATTY AND I ARE EXPECTING. 237 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,471 YES. 238 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,707 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 239 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,476 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 240 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,813 - I AM SHAKING, AND IT'S WITH ANGER 241 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,115 AND NOT JUST THE DOUBLE DIRTY CHAI I JUST CHUGGED. 242 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,285 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE EVAPHANT IN THE ROOM? 243 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,553 SHE'S PREGNANT? 244 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,521 - I'M SORRY. MATTY MADE ME PROMISE-- 245 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,691 - UH, YOU MEAN THE FUTURE MR. MANSFIELD. 246 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,126 OH, YEAH, HE'S PROPOSING. 247 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,662 - WHAT? 248 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,864 THAT'S--THAT'S CRAZY. I NEED TO FIND MATTY. 249 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,734 MATTY. 250 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,736 MATTY. 251 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,372 I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT WHAT THE [bleep]? 252 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,473 YOU'RE PROPOSING TO HER? 253 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,008 - JENNA, WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 254 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,011 - WELL, MY PARENTS HAD ME WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE 255 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,680 AND THEY DIDN'T GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY. 256 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,381 PLEASE DON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE OVER THIS. 257 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,883 - "RUIN MY LIFE"? REALLY? 258 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,151 - AND MAYBE I AM OVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDS, BUT-- 259 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,687 - JENNA, JENNA. 260 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,389 YOU ARE DEFINITELY OVERSTEPPING. 261 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,593 - OKAY. 262 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,228 FINE, I'M OUT. 263 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,629 - JENNA... 264 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,864 - NO! NO, NO, NO, 265 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,499 I HAVE BEEN NOTHING 266 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,202 BUT A REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU 267 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,937 THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 268 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,274 I KEPT YOUR SECRET. 269 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,444 AND FOR WHAT? 270 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,748 GOOD LUCK, MATTY MCKIBBEN. 271 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,284 [door slams] 272 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,356 - IT WAS LATE, AND AS USUAL, 273 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,358 I'D WASTED TIME AND ENERGY WORRYING ABOUT MATTY. 274 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,893 IT WAS HIS LIFE. LET HIM WORRY. 275 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,262 ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS PASSING MY STATS FINAL. 276 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,831 [cell phone chimes] 277 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,338 OKAY, FINE, THE STATS FINAL WASN'T ALL I CARED ABOUT. 278 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,406 I CARED ABOUT LUKE, A LOT, 279 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,743 AND I REALLY WANTED HIM BACK. 280 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,878 - LISTEN,... [chuckles] 281 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,247 I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW WE ENDED THINGS. 282 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,850 YOU DESERVE BETTER. 283 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,186 YOU DESERVE CLARITY. 284 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,156 AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA REGRET THIS, 285 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,824 BUT... 286 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,761 I NEED TO FOCUS ON SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. 287 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,763 NOT ON RELATIONSHIPS. 288 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,130 I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD, 289 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,767 TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE WATER, AND... 290 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,769 I CAN'T HAVE DISTRACTIONS. 291 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,774 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE, UM, 292 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,475 COOKIE EATER-- WHAT WAS HER NAME? 293 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,777 BABE? 294 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,312 - OH, KAT. SHE CALLS EVERYBODY THAT. 295 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,781 SHE'S A THEATER MAJOR. 296 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,183 SHE LIVES IN MY DORM, SHE LIKES THE SAME MUSIC-- 297 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,019 - SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE REALLY HOT. 298 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,590 - JENNA, LOOK-- 299 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,626 I REALLY WANT YOU IN MY LIFE. 300 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,696 - JUST NOT AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 301 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:15,435 - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PERSON, YOU'RE SMART-- 302 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:20,007 - NO ONE CHEATED, NO ONE YELLED, NO ONE HATED EACH OTHER. 303 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,342 THIS WAS WHAT A MATURE BREAKUP LOOKED LIKE. 304 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,677 [upbeat pop music] 305 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,480 [abrupt musical wind down] 306 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,816 - YOU OKAY? 307 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,884 - HE SAID I WAS A GOOD PERSON. 308 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,619 - THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH! 309 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,155 COME HERE--AW. - [crying] 310 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,891 - THAT'S IT, SWEETIE, GET IT OUT. 311 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,927 OH, THE FASTER YOU GET IT OUT, 312 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:44,197 THE SOONER YOU CAN GET BACK TO STUDYING. 313 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,067 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? STUDYING? 314 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,837 THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW. 315 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,371 I JUST WANT TO WALLOW. 316 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,240 - ABSOLUTELY NOT! 317 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,043 YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FUTURE FIRST. 318 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,211 TEN YEARS FROM NOW, I PROMISE YOU, 319 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,214 YOU WILL CARE MORE ABOUT WHERE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE 320 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,317 THAN SOME STUPID BOY YOU DATED WHEN YOU WERE 17. 321 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,154 - AS MUCH AS I HATED TO ADMIT IT, MY MOM WAS RIGHT. 322 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,389 I COULD ONLY FIX WHAT I COULD CONTROL. 323 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,860 AND THAT WASN'T LUKE, OR MATTY, OR EVA, OR ANYTHING, 324 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,094 OR ANYONE ELSE. 325 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,362 BUT I COULD HELP MYSELF. 326 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,531 YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 327 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,767 I DON'T UNDERSTAND STATS. 328 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,669 IT'S LIKE FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME. 329 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,904 - I CAN HELP. 330 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,338 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT STATS IT? 331 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,408 - I RUN THE NUMBERS ON HOW TO GET THE BEST DEAL 332 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,277 EVERY TIME I SHOE SHOP. 333 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,779 - MOM, THIS IS LINEAR TRANSFORMATIONS. 334 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,347 I DON'T THINK LOUBOUTINS ARE RELEVANT. 335 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:39,352 - OH, YOU SWEET, DOPEY LITTLE THING. 336 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,890 - BRUTAL AS IT WAS, I'D FORCED MYSELF TO LOCK LUKE IN A BOX. 337 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,292 MAYBE IT WAS MY CAFFEINE LEVELS NORMALIZING, 338 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,127 BUT I WAS FEELING CALM, CONFIDENT, 339 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,063 AND MOST OF ALL, FOCUSED. 340 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,800 THE REST OF THE CLASS, NOT SO MUCH. 341 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,406 - HEY, JENNA, I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND LUKE AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 342 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:03,610 I MEAN, I'M REALLY SO, SO, SORRY FOR YOU. 343 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,913 IT MUST SUCK THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN. 344 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,547 LUKE WAS AMAZING, AND YOU LOST HIM. 345 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,416 AND YOU AND MATTY AREN'T EVEN SPEAKING, 346 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,952 AND I KNOW THAT YOU JUST STILL PINE FOR HIM. 347 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,188 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FINAL. I'M SURE YOU ACED IT. 348 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,191 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE 139TH BEST STUDENT HERE. 349 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,265 - THAT'S 137TH, YOU [bleep] BITCH. 350 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,771 [cell phone chimes] 351 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,940 - GRADES ARE UP. 352 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,242 - 92! PRAISE BE! 353 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,278 - UM... 354 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,453 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 355 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,489 AND I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING AND UNNATURAL. 356 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,992 YOU'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH JAKE? 357 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,460 GROSS. 358 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,329 - YEP, THAT'S IT. YOU FOUND ME OUT. 359 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,031 - SO, YOU AND MY SISTER. 360 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,632 - YEAH. 361 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,203 IT'S BEEN YEARS, BUT IT FEELS RIGHT. 362 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,771 - GOOD FOR YOU. 363 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,340 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER. 364 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,410 [whispering] WATCH YOUR BACK. 365 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,545 [chuckles] LET'S GO GET A MILK SHAKE 366 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,348 AND CELEBRATE LIKE REAL AMERICANS. 367 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,887 - HEY, LISTEN, YOUR BROTHER IS REALLY POSSESSIVE, 368 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:25,425 AND I JUST DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO DOWN THIS ROAD NOW. 369 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,128 THAT GUY REALLY FREAKS ME OUT. 370 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,562 - I'M FREAKING OUT. 371 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,065 YOU LOOK, I'M TOO SCARED. 372 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,001 - AAH! [giggles] 373 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,068 98! 374 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,736 I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. 375 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,407 YOU FOCUSED ON WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART, 376 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,775 AND YOU ARE-- - A GOOD PERSON? 377 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,848 - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. 378 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,218 - YEAH, ME TOO. 379 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,620 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING CUSHION CUT? 380 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,124 - THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 381 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,159 - OF COURSE. 382 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,595 - SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT SO TRUTHFUL WITH ME. 383 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,231 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 384 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,632 - LIKE AT THE SKI HOUSE, YOU KNOW, 385 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,035 WHEN THE OWNERS DIDN'T KNOW YOU. 386 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,436 - WELL, I TOLD YOU, 387 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,604 I DIDN'T KNOW THE SHAFERS SOLD THEIR PLACE. 388 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,273 AND THEY TOLD ME I COULD USE IT ANYTIME I WANT. 389 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,076 AND THOSE NEW PEOPLE, THEY HID THEIR KEY IN THE SAME PLACE 390 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,377 AS THE SHAFERS DID. 391 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,480 - YEAH, NO, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. 392 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,049 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE? 393 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,183 - WOW. 394 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,218 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 395 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,154 SO, JUST A DUMB THING, UM... 396 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,423 AFTER THAT ASSEMBLY, I WAS KIND OF PISSED AT MS. MARKS 397 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,891 AND I WENT TO TALK TO HER. 398 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,227 - I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHO'S PREGNANT. 399 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,697 I AM ABSOLUTELY COMMITTED TO MAINTAINING GLORIA'S PRIVACY. 400 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,731 [bleep] 401 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,767 - YEAH, AND? 402 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,303 WHORIA GLORIA'S PREGNANT. THAT'S A SHOCKER. 403 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,338 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US? 404 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,641 - NOTHING, REALLY, EXCEPT... 405 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,477 GLORIA'S WEARING MY MOM'S EARRINGS. 406 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,313 - WHY WAS SHE WEARING YOUR MOM'S EARRINGS? 407 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,084 - HEY, GLORIA, HOW'RE YOU DOING? 408 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,419 UM, NOT TO BE WEIRD, BUT THOSE EARRINGS, 409 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:03,090 THEY, UH, LOOK LIKE THIS PAIR THAT MY MOM HAD. 410 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,392 - YEAH, SO? 411 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,828 OH, [bleep] ME! 412 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,297 OF COURSE THEY'RE STOLEN. 413 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:13,100 - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 414 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,367 I WONDER HOW SHE GOT THEM. 415 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,769 - WELL, GLORIA SAID IT ALL STARTED 416 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,771 WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOU IN THE SKI LODGE. 417 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,873 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 418 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,680 - DON'T WORRY, GLORIA. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 419 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,389 - ARE YOU PRETENDING MY PREGNANCY TEST IS YOURS? 420 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,890 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 421 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,460 - I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. - HOW? 422 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,196 - THESE WERE REALLY EXPENSIVE. 423 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,597 IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED THEM. 424 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,466 KEEP THEM IF YOU WANT, OR, YOU KNOW, 425 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,801 IF YOU NEED MONEY FOR SOMETHING... 426 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,373 MATTY, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 427 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,342 - SHE'S SAYING SOME CRAZY [bleep]. 428 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,743 - I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 429 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,212 I'M A GOOD PERSON. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 430 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,848 - I WANT TO, I REALLY DO, IT'S JUST THAT... 431 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,285 - IT MUST SUCK THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN. 432 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:10,022 - IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE A [bleep] HORRIBLE PERSON, AMBER. 433 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,791 - WHAT? NO. 434 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,161 - YOU LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 435 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,928 YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING! - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 436 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,365 - OH, ACTUALLY, I DO. I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. 437 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,300 GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL 438 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,968 GET OUT OF PALOS HILLS, 439 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,337 AND I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU GOT INTO NYU EARLY. 440 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,507 OR YOU GOT A MODELING CONTRACT, OR YOU LEFT ME FOR RYAN GOSLING. 441 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,643 YOU KNOW, I'LL LET YOU MAKE UP WHATEVER STORY YOU WANT. 442 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,712 IT'LL BE REALLY FUN FOR YOU. 443 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,183 IF YOU EVER COME BACK HERE, THE DEAL IS OFF, 444 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,585 AND I WILL TELL EVERYBODY THE TRUTH. 445 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:42,522 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE HOW YOU WANT THIS TO GO DOWN. 446 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,425 - MATTY... 447 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,059 ALL I EVER WANTED WAS YOU. 448 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,428 MAYBE--MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE CRAZY. 449 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,863 - YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE! 450 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,832 - BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 451 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,867 AND YOU LOVE ME TOO, I KNOW IT. 452 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,069 [voice breaking] PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 453 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,043 - [sighs] 454 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:07,680 YOU NOW HAVE 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES. 455 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,589 - I WAS SAD ABOUT LUKE, AND I WAS CELEBRATING MY FINAL. 456 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,024 I WAS SAD-LEBRATING, 457 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,059 AND BOTH INVOLVED EATING A LOT OF CHINESE FOOD 458 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,295 AND WATCHING SHOWS ABOUT FEMALE MURDERERS. 459 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,063 [knocking] 460 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:28,701 - I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON...THINGS. 461 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:34,574 - UH... I BROKE UP WITH EVA. 462 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,710 UM... YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER. 463 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,446 TOTAL PSYCHO. 464 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,913 EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS A LIE. 465 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,250 - EVERYTHING EVERYTHING? 466 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,385 - OH, SHE'S NOT EVEN PREGNANT, NEVER WAS. 467 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,119 - WHAT? HOW IS THAT-- 468 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,856 WHO CARES? YOU OKAY? 469 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,593 - HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT. 470 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,828 [laughs] I'M NOT GONNA BE A DAD 471 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,265 ANYTIME SOON, MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND'S GONE, 472 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,468 AND I'M ABOUT TO EAT SOME OF YOUR CHINESE FOOD. 473 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,169 - OKAY. 474 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,339 - THANKS. 475 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,741 JENNA, I'M SORRY FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU. 476 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,277 YOU WERE TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND, 477 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,880 AND I WAS A [bleep] ONE. ALL YEAR. 478 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,750 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH SINGLE AGAIN, HUH? 479 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,252 - I SURE AS HELL AM. 480 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,621 - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER BE READY 481 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,089 TO GET BACK ON THAT HORSE. 482 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:27,159 YOU KNOW? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 483 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,928 - SOME DAY. 484 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,732 BUT FOR NOW, I JUST WANT TO GIVE IT TIME. 485 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,735 [soft guitar, singing] 486 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:41,173 * 487 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,512 - NEXT, ON AWKWARD... 488 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,579 - ARE YOU HAVING SOME ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS? 489 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,814 - MATTY HAS TO COME OVER TONIGHT, 490 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,282 AND I THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT SPECIAL. 491 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,883 - SADIE'S HAVING A PARTY AT HER AUNT'S HOUSE. 492 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,752 WE SHOULD GO! - I HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR US. 493 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,086 - OKAY... - NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP. 494 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,456 - HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MATTY? 495 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,690 - NO. - I DID. HE TOOK OFF 496 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,791 WITH SOME OLDER CHICK. 497 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,727 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN JENNA? 498 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,662 - DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS?