1 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,180 - NEXT FALL, I'D BE STARTING A WHOLE NEW LIFE. 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,547 - I HAVE THIS GREAT PHOTO OF YOU. 3 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,383 - NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, AND YOU KNOW IT. 4 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,251 - IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU HAVEN'T SENT ME MY ESSAY? 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,519 - MATTY, YOU WANT YOUR ESSAY SO BAD, 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,987 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND GET IT YOURSELF? 7 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,689 YOU LEFT SOMETHING IN MY BED LAST NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND. 8 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,623 NICE TRY. 9 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,061 - THE SENIOR SKI TRIP WAS LEGENDARY-- 10 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,063 LEGENDARY FOR BEING LESS ABOUT HITTING THE SLOPES 11 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,131 THAN JUST HITTING IT. 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,565 THE ONLY THING I WAS GONNA BE HITTING 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,367 WAS MY ASS ON THE SNOW. 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,236 MY BOYFRIEND WAS STUCK IN HIS DORM STUDYING, 15 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,637 AND I COULD BARELY SKI. 16 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,839 DID I REALLY NEED TO BE HERE TO WATCH A BUNCH OF SKI BUNNIES 17 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,374 HUMP LIKE BUNNIES? 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,375 [clears throat] 19 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,676 - [giggling] 20 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,011 - HEY, JENNA. 21 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,579 DO YOU WANT TO SIT BY US? 22 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,588 - FAIR WARNING, BIG ASS BUS PLUS WINDY ROADS 23 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,424 GIVES ME MAJOR MOTION MALFUNCTION. 24 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,992 YOU MAY SEE WINTER CHUNDERLAND BEFORE WINTER WONDERLAND. 25 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,128 - LOVELY. 26 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,695 - PALOS HILL SENIORS. 27 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,931 WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY 28 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:07,201 THAT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD AND BLOW YOUR MIND. 29 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,437 [cheers and applause] 30 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:13,241 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH A NOVEL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT 31 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,943 TO TEAR YOUR WALLS DOWN, TO GET REAL. 32 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,611 HASHTAG REALNESS. 33 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:18,979 TO GET YOU READY FOR COLLEGE 34 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:22,150 WITH OPEN MINDS, OPEN HEARTS, AND OPEN SOULS. 35 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,884 - WHAT ABOUT OPEN ORIFICES? 36 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,253 [laughter] 37 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:28,589 - NOW, BECAUSE COLLEGES ASSIGN THE ROOMMATES RANDOMLY, 38 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,725 I HAVE DECIDED TO OVERRIDE ALL OF YOUR ROOMING REQUESTS 39 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,162 AND ASSIGN YOUR ROOMIES RANDOMLY. 40 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,329 [all groan] 41 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,198 EVERYONE NEEDS TO BREAK OUT OF THEIR CLIQUES. 42 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,200 CLIQUISHNESS LEADS TO BULLYING, 43 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,934 AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BULLYING. 44 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,170 I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE. 45 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,172 YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME, MOUTH BREATHER, 46 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,839 AND I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. 47 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,675 [indistinct muttering] 48 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,676 SCOOT OVER. 49 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,378 - WHO'D YOU GET? 50 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:51,379 - GLORIA? 51 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,446 - OH, MY GOD, 52 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,183 WHORIA GLORIA, THE HOOKUP QUEEN? 53 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,950 HOUSEKEEPING WILL NEED TO CHANGE HER SHEETS 54 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,951 EVERY TEN SECONDS. 55 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:58,952 - LET'S NOT BE JUDGY. 56 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,454 - THANK YOU. 57 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,590 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING PEGGED IN THIS SCHOOL? 58 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,924 IT'S A SNAKE PIT. 59 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,193 - I WAS THE SUICIDE GIRL. 60 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,360 I KNOW. 61 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,961 - ANYWAY, I'LL HARDLY EVER BE IN THE ROOM. 62 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,364 COLD WEATHER MAKES ME HORNY AS [bleep]. 63 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,365 - [scoffs] 64 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,934 LOOK AT THAT DESPERATE DEVIANT. 65 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,469 HOW CAN SHE EVEN LOOK YOU IN THE EYE 66 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:19,273 AFTER LEAVING HER SKIVVIES IN YOUR SHEETS? 67 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,274 WOW. 68 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,775 LOOK AT YOU, MUSEUM OF TOLERANT. 69 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,077 - WELL, PEOPLE DO DESPERATE THINGS WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE. 70 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,213 - OH, PLEASE. 71 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,348 - SAYS THE GIRL WHO STAYED UP FOR 96 HOURS 72 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,550 CATFISHING HER BOYFRIEND WITH A BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. 73 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,319 - JUDGY-WUDGY WAS A BORE. 74 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,721 - EVA'S HIS PROBLEM NOW. 75 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:34,822 - CUTE THAT YOU THINK THAT, 76 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,123 BUT I'D KEEP MY EYES OPEN. 77 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,958 SHE'S REALLY THREATENED BY YOU. 78 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,660 - WELL, I'M NOT THREATENED BY HER. 79 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,729 - UGH. 80 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,730 JAKE IS ALL OVER LISSA, 81 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,398 WHICH IS JUST HORNY DESPERATE, 82 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,400 THE HAIL MARY PASS AT THE VESTAL VIRGIN. 83 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,601 - AND THAT'S JAKE'S PROBLEM. 84 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,270 WHY ARE WE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME 85 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,871 WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS 86 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,073 WHEN WE CAN FOCUS ON OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP? 87 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,243 - OKAY, THIS WHOLE REASONABLE THING YOU'RE DOING? 88 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,977 SO BORING. 89 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,979 - MATTY, CAN YOU GET RID OF THE BARNACLE FOR A SECOND 90 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,248 SO WE CAN TALK SKIING? 91 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,549 - SADIE. 92 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,451 - IT'S FINE, MATTY; SHE NEEDS SOME TIME WITH YOU. 93 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,253 I UNDERSTAND. 94 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,154 - OKAY, LET'S TALK BLACK DIAMONDS. 95 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,557 - SADIE, EVA AND I ARE ON THIS TRIP AS A COUPLE, 96 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,360 AND SHE'S STARTING TO PICK UP ON YOUR HOSTILITY. 97 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,361 - OH, GOOD. 98 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:16,264 - AND, TO BE HONEST, 99 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,130 SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 100 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,568 THAT YOU--YOU MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 101 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,536 - OKAY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 102 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,072 - SHE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CONVERSATION. 103 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,073 - WHAT CONVERSATION? 104 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,375 I DON'T TALK TO THAT FREAK. 105 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,843 - OUR KISS. 106 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,946 HOW HURT YOU WERE THAT I DIDN'T THINK IT MEANT ANYTHING. 107 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,916 BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, OKAY? 108 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,485 AS FRIENDS. 109 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,121 IT'S BETTER THAT WE LAY ALL OUR CARDS OUT ON THE TABLE 110 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,590 AND COMMUNICATE OUR FEELINGS. 111 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,393 - YOU ARE SO RIGHT, MATTY. 112 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:51,399 AND NOW I'M GOING TO COMMUNICATE MINE. 113 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,768 [screaming] 114 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,036 - NO, NO, NO! NO VIOLENCE! 115 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,638 NO VIOLENCE. ZERO TOLERANCE. 116 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,806 - EVA STARTED IT. 117 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,308 - SHE'S RIGHT. 118 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,476 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, BUT I'M SURE I DESERVE IT. 119 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,644 - [shushing] 120 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,112 NO, NO, NO, SWEETHEART. 121 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,947 YOU MUSTN'T BLAME YOURSELF. 122 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,216 EVERYONE, THIS IS A TEACHABLE MOMENT. 123 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,820 THE VICTIM, THE ABUSEE, IS BLAMING HERSELF 124 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,856 FOR THE ABUSER'S HATRED AND VIOLENCE. 125 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:16,890 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 126 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,460 NOT ON MY WATCH. 127 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,440 - I'VE DECIDED TO CARPE ALL OVER THIS DIEM. 128 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,007 THIS IS OUR ONE AND ONLY SENIOR SKI TRIP. 129 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,243 IF THAT MEANS I TAKE A WALK ON THE SLUTTY SIDE, I'M IN. 130 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,845 - YOU KNOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT LATELY. 131 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,780 IT REALLY--IT SHINES. 132 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,781 - THANKS. 133 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,915 I'VE BEEN USING ARGAN OIL. 134 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,884 IT GIVES ME VOLUME TOO. 135 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,086 - I AM NOT SPENDING THIS SKI TRIP SOLO. 136 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,389 - NOT EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HOOKING UP, T. 137 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,590 WE CAN SKI TOGETHER. 138 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,759 - THE ONLY SLOPES THAT NEED RIDING ARE MINE. 139 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,361 - HEY. 140 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,363 YOU GUYS SUPER PSYCHED FOR OUR SENIOR SKI TRIP? 141 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,364 - THIS AIR IS OPPRESSIVE. 142 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,698 - SO CLEAN. 143 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,900 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BREATHE AIR WITHOUT TOXINS IN IT? 144 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:00,968 - DUDE, CHECK OUT GROPER. 145 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,070 - MAJOR MEAT IN THESE WOODS. 146 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,137 - TIME TO GO HUNTING. 147 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,474 both: HUNGRY! 148 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,442 - SO YOU WANT TO HIT THE SLOPES WITH YOUR POPS? 149 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,843 I CAN SHRED. 150 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,145 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS SENIOR SKI TRIP SUPER GREAT? 151 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,147 IF I COULD PRETEND MY PARENTS WEREN'T ON IT WITH ME. 152 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,417 - HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE IN LESS THAN NINE MONTHS. 153 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,118 WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME LEFT TOGETHER. 154 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,119 JUST SKI WITH US. 155 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,822 - NO? - NO. 156 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,123 - PLEASE. - NO. 157 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,559 - DON'T WORRY, TY TY, IT WON'T HURT YOU. 158 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,961 IT'S JUST LIKE RAIN, ONLY COLD. 159 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,897 - I HAVE SKIED IN SWITZERLAND, DEAR SISTER. 160 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,031 GSTAAD IS EPIC. 161 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,134 - TYLER IS SO FULL OF SURPRISES. 162 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:38,005 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD A WORD FOR SNOW. 163 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,640 - HEY, TAMARA. 164 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,641 WANT TO GO FOR A RUN. 165 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,410 - I AM SO UP TO GO DOWN. 166 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:45,479 DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, I MEAN, RIGHT NOW. 167 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,480 - COOL. 168 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,081 - JENNA? 169 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,650 - I'M STILL PSYCHING MYSELF UP. 170 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,218 GO AHEAD. 171 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,620 - JENNA. 172 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,122 YOU REMEMBER YOUR FATHER SAYING HE WOULD TEACH ME TO SKI, RIGHT? 173 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,758 - YOU REMEMBER ME SAYING I'D PUT HER IN SKI SCHOOL. 174 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,026 - YOU ARE AN OLD MAN. 175 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,094 YOU CANNOT KEEP UP WITH MATTY AND JAKE. 176 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,431 - FINE, LET'S GET ON THE CHAIR. 177 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,466 - OH, GOD, THE CHAIR? 178 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,200 NO, I'M NOT GETTING ON THAT THING. 179 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,268 - WELL, AS FAR AS I KNOW, 180 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,637 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY UP THE MOUNTAIN. 181 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,172 - HEY, YOU. 182 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,441 I NEED YOU IN THE SINGLES LINE. 183 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,808 - THE SINGLES LINE: 184 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,143 SKIING EQUIVALENT OF BEING 185 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,546 THE LOSER NO ONE WANTED TO SIT WITH IN THE CAFETERIA. 186 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,680 - J! 187 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,582 YOU LOOK LIKE A SADSY OVER THERE ALL BY YOURSELF. 188 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,283 YOU WANT TO GO ON A RUN WITH BIGGIE AND ME? 189 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,284 - NO, THANKS. 190 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,285 I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE. 191 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,286 - IT'S NOT FRESHIES, 192 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,756 BUT ANY SNOW IS GOOD SNOW, RIGHT? 193 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,824 WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN, AND BE SAFE. 194 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,826 - WHOA, HEY, FRESHIE. 195 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,261 NO BEAR PAWS IN MY HONEY POT. 196 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,463 - [growls] 197 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,298 - OH, HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE THREE MUSKETEERS. 198 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,833 YOU WANT TO COME SHRED WITH YOUR FOLKS? 199 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,834 - NO, THANKS. 200 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,836 I'M--I'M GOOD. 201 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,371 - COME ON, CUPCAKE. 202 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:47,875 - KEVIN. KEV--HEL--HELP ME. 203 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,210 - MY SNOW ADVENTURE WAS ALREADY A MELTDOWN. 204 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,912 I REALLY NEEDED SOME TLC. 205 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,515 - OH, THERE WE GO. 206 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,183 THERE WE GO. 207 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:06,927 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 208 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,195 - IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. 209 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,763 HE WAS LIKE MAGIC. 210 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,632 SUDDENLY, I HAD MY MOUNTAIN HIGH. 211 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,001 OH! 212 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,703 - THAT'S IT. - OH, MY GOD. 213 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,404 - THAT'S IT. - OH, MY GOD. 214 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,506 - YOU GOT IT. 215 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,607 YES. 216 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,274 YOU'RE SKIING. 217 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,275 THIS IS IT. 218 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,212 [screams] 219 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:31,184 YOU KNOW, FOR A BEGINNER, YOU'RE REALLY A BEGINNER. 220 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,820 - WELL, LUCKILY THERE IS LOTS OF TIME 221 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,523 BEFORE THE NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS. 222 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,524 HEY. 223 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,158 OH, YOU GUYS MADE IT DOWN FASTER, 224 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,693 BUT WE ALL END UP IN THE SAME PLACE. 225 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,061 - JENNA, WE'VE BEEN DOWN FOUR TIMES. 226 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:49,837 - [screams] 227 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:50,838 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 228 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:55,976 - OKAY? - YEAH. 229 00:07:55,976 --> 00:08:01,949 - OOPS. 230 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,383 SINCE THE ESSAY MISUNDERSTANDING, 231 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,185 SO MAYBE IT WAS TIME TO BE ON MORE SOLID GROUND, 232 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,054 EVEN IF WE WERE HANGING BY A CABLE 233 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,556 8 MILLION FEET IN THE AIR. 234 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,058 EVA AND LUKE CERTAINLY SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF. 235 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,626 - SHE CAN TALK TO ANYONE. 236 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,195 - SHE ALWAYS HAS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 237 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,564 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 238 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,965 - I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO COME OUT THAT WAY. 239 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,199 OR DID I? 240 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,101 THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOME WEIRDNESS WITH EVA, 241 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,670 BUT IT WASN'T GONNA DO ME ANY GOOD 242 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,671 TO GET INTO IT WITH MATTY. 243 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,805 - I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 244 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,574 SHE'S JUST... 245 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,708 INTERESTING. 246 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,309 - JENNA, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EVA? 247 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,445 - SHE'S A LYING SLUNT, AND THAT'S WHERE SHE LIVES. 248 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,748 - I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DRIVING YOU TO A CATFIGHT. 249 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:35,749 I WOULD HAVE CHARGED MORE. 250 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,017 - YOU'RE CHARGING ME? 251 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,218 THAT'S RUDE. 252 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,787 - JUST GAS. 253 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,188 MAYBE A NECK RUB. 254 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,856 YOU STRESS ME, SADITA. 255 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,792 YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME, IT'S CONTAGIOUS. 256 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,026 - THERE WON'T BE A CATFIGHT, 257 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,428 BECAUSE THAT RATCHET WHORE IS ON THE SKI TRIP. 258 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,497 - THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 259 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,333 - I JUST NEED SOME INTEL. 260 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,602 AND STAY IN THE TRUCK. 261 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,769 - WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME? 262 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,006 - THIS ISN'T A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD FOR YOU. 263 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,241 - JENNA, SHE ALREADY TOLD ME ALL OF THIS, 264 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,376 BUT SHE SAID THAT YOU SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL 265 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,145 AND ACCUSED US OF HAVING SEX IN YOUR BED. 266 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,246 - THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 267 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,815 I JUST TOLD YOU I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT. 268 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,182 THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED ME TO BELIEVE. 269 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,818 - THAT'S A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE. 270 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,152 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 271 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,220 THAT I'D FIND HER PANTIES IN MY BED TOO. 272 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,888 - YEAH, IT IS. 273 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,690 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, 274 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,991 OR WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS WITH HER, 275 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,628 BUT I-I REALLY LIKE HER. 276 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,195 SO COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST BACK OFF? 277 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,765 - YEAH, SURE, MATTY. 278 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,667 HAPPY TO. 279 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,668 [screams] 280 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,736 - BEND AT THE WAIST. 281 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,970 BEND AT THE WAIST. - I'M TRYING. 282 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,038 - GRACEFUL LIKE A SWAN. 283 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,974 [laughter] 284 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,481 - LOOK AT ME, MATTY. 285 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,184 - MAN, EVA SURE PICKED UP RIDING FAST FOR A NEWBIE. 286 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,887 - MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT TIME IN SWITZERLAND WITH THE DJ. 287 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,321 - NO, THAT GUY WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 288 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,157 - SOUNDS LIKE SHE TOLD YOU HER WHOLE LIFE STORY. 289 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,258 - HARDLY, JENNA. 290 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,826 WE WERE ONLY IN THE CHAIR FOR 15 MINUTES. 291 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,062 - YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN GET A LOT OUT IN 15 MINUTES. 292 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,831 [doorbell chimes] 293 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,401 - THE HOSE IS IN THE SIDE YARD, 294 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,536 AND YOU NEED TO PICK UP THE DOG POOPS. 295 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,305 - THAT IS RUDE AND RACIST. 296 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,539 HE IS NOT A GARDENER. 297 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,875 HE IS A SHORT ORDER COOK. 298 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,242 - YEAH, AND PRINCESS OVER HERE 299 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,144 SERVES HOT DOGS TO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. 300 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,445 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 301 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,448 - I'M A FRIEND OF EVA'S, EVA MANSFIELD. 302 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,150 - I'M EVA MANSFIELD. 303 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,958 THE CREDIT CARD PEOPLE ARE STILL AFTER ME. 304 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,359 LOOK, THEY DON'T EVEN THINK I'M ME. 305 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,228 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR? 306 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,863 - LADY, MY DAD'S A COP. 307 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,765 - WHY ISN'T HER NAME ON ANY OF THESE? 308 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,466 - SHE'S A JUVENILE. 309 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,468 HER NAME'S BEEN REDACTED. 310 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,272 - THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF SKIING. 311 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,275 - ME TOO. 312 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,476 - NO, NO. 313 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,078 THE BEST APRES IS IN VAL D'ISERE. 314 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,014 - NO, NO, COURCHEVEL. 315 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,515 - THE BEST I HAD WAS IN LECH. 316 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,383 - LECH, LIKE WHERE THE SEA MONSTER IS? 317 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,584 - [speaking foreign language] 318 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,753 - NO, DEAR SISTER, IN AUSTRIA. 319 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,621 - AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ON ST. MORITZ. 320 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,958 THERE'S TOO MANY, HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIANS. 321 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,326 [laughter] 322 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,861 - WELL, SNOW VALLEY'S PRETTY AWESOME 323 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,863 FOR LOCAL SKIING, THOUGH. 324 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,065 - AS LONG AS THERE'S SNOW, SCHNAPPS, AND GORGEOUS WOMEN, 325 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,066 I'M HAPPY. 326 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,367 - OUI. 327 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,602 - PETE, THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU TO COACH ME TODAY, 328 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,938 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, 329 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,740 MY BEST MOVES AREN'T ON SKIS. 330 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,341 - YOU DID PRETTY GOOD FOR A BEGINNER. 331 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,010 - THANKS, BUT I'M MUCH MORE AGILE, 332 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,179 YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M NOT WEARING ALL THOSE BULKY CLOTHES. 333 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,014 - YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY SKI NAKED. 334 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,016 - OKAY, SO DO YOU WANT TO GET IN THE HOT TUB? 335 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,017 - OH, MAN. 336 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,552 SAD, DESPERATE HETEROS. 337 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,154 - OPPRESSIVE. - EXCUSE ME. 338 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,488 PEOPLE RELAXING HERE. 339 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,823 - WELL, WE CAN'T RELAX, 340 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,624 BECAUSE THIS BROKE DOWN WINTER [bleep] HOLE 341 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,960 HAS BUSTED CELL SERVICE, 342 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,262 WHICH MEANS GROPER'S GONE LIMP. 343 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,397 - WHICH MEANS WE GOT TO GET LAID THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 344 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,232 - WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GO TO A GAY BAR? 345 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,468 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO A HETERO GHETTO? 346 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,803 - WE'RE IN A HETERO GHETTO. 347 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,805 - CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE? 348 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,073 THE HOT TUB'S CALLING ME. 349 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,407 - OH. 350 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,409 LOOKS LIKE JENNA AND LUKE STAKED OUT THE BEST SPOT. 351 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,778 - NO, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. 352 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,412 - NOT A GOOD IDEA. 353 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,983 PLUS, I FEEL LIKE SHE'S STARING DAGGERS AT ME. 354 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,485 - EVA, I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BIT PARANOID. 355 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,688 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 356 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,357 I'LL GO GET HOT CHOCOLATES. - OKAY. 357 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,803 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 358 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,804 - OH, MY-- 359 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,071 [gasps] 360 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,206 - I AM SO SORRY. 361 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,473 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 362 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,474 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 363 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,475 YOU KNEW I WAS RIGHT THERE. 364 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,476 - ARE YOU OKAY? 365 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,644 - YEAH, I'M FINE, IT'S JUST-- 366 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,947 - IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOT. 367 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,381 CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THE ROOM? 368 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,416 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 369 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,051 SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU JUST STAY AWAY? 370 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,888 - ARE YOU OKAY? 371 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,924 - YEAH, I'M--I'M FINE. 372 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,226 - JENNA, WAS IT A BAD IDEA THAT I CAME HERE THIS WEEKEND? 373 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,861 - WHAT? NO, NO. 374 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,830 - BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE STUFF TO WORK OUT WITH MATTY, 375 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,431 I HAVE SCHOOLWORK THAT I'M IGNORING. 376 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,201 - I JUST-- CAN YOU JUST-- 377 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,370 I NEED TO BE ALONE FOR A FEW MINUTES. 378 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,843 - SO, WHAT'S WRESTLING LIKE? SWEATY? 379 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,344 DO YOU JUST, LIKE, PICK SOMEONE UP 380 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,046 AND THROW THEM DOWN ON THAT MAT? 381 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,381 - NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. 382 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,850 IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT THE FOOTWORK. 383 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,985 - MM, I LOVE FOOTWORK. 384 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:05,919 - YOU WRESTLE? 385 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,356 - THIS IS A SICK STEW OF BASIC. 386 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,558 - WELL, NO ONE INVITED YOU TO JOIN. 387 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,160 - THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T ASK. 388 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,430 - OOH, IT'S SO COZY IN HERE. 389 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,467 - HOT BUBBLES ARE THE BEST THING EVER. 390 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,969 - WTF, JAKE? 391 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,436 CAN I GET SOME SPACE? 392 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,042 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN RELIEVE 393 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,611 THESE REPRESSED LOSERS FROM THEIR SICK SEXUAL TENSION. 394 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,413 both: KEY PARTY! 395 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,482 - LOCA. 396 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,284 GRACIAS, PAPA. 397 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,751 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 398 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,787 - OKAY, MY DAD IS DOING THIS OFF THE RECORD AS A FAVOR. 399 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,889 HE TOTALLY BENT THE RULES-- 400 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,890 - YES, I KNOW, 401 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,124 AND I APPRECIATE IT, 402 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,559 AND I WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR DAD MY FIRST-BORN CHILD. 403 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,161 NOW, WHAT DID HE SAY? 404 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,796 - I GET YOUR BABY? 405 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,631 YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN FIRST, SADITA. 406 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,466 - GROSS. 407 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,601 WHAT DID HE SAY? 408 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,336 - HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN 409 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,437 FROM SAN PEDRO. 410 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,907 - OF COURSE SHE'S FROM PEDRO. 411 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,910 COULD SHE BE ANY MORE TEXTBOOK LOWLIFE? 412 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,912 OKAY, ROAD TRIP. 413 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,382 - TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE OF EMBARRASSING EX DRAMA 414 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,018 HAS FINALLY CONCLUDED. 415 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,423 - THAT'S GOOD NEWS. - MM-HMM. 416 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,991 WHO'S BEEN IN HERE? 417 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,093 - YOUR ROOMMATE? 418 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,761 - NO, SHE'S BEEN GONE ALL DAY. 419 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,263 - WELL... 420 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,065 - SHE'S MESSING WITH ME AGAIN. 421 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,034 - WHO? - WHO DO YOU THINK? 422 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,601 - MOUNTAINS ARE FOR ADVENTURES, PEOPLE. 423 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,602 COME ON! 424 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,405 GUYS PUT THEIR KEY CARDS IN THE BOWL. 425 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,942 - WHY THE [bleep] ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY ROOM? 426 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,043 - EXCUSE ME? 427 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,945 - THE CONDOMS, EVA. 428 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,379 WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK 429 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,948 THAT MATTY SCREWED YOU IN MY BED AGAIN? 430 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,082 - WHAT? - JENNA. 431 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,083 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 432 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,117 WHAT CONDOMS? 433 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,253 - THE CONDOMS YOU LEFT IN MY ROOM. 434 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,187 - WHOOPSIE. 435 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:49,957 MY BAD. 436 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,091 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID 437 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,359 YOU WEREN'T GONNA HOOK UP IN OUR ROOM. 438 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,061 - I SAID I'D HARDLY BE IN THE ROOM. 439 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,395 I DIDN'T MAKE ANY GUARANTEES. 440 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,132 - OKAY, LET'S PICK SOME KEYS. 441 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,973 - YOU KNOW... 442 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,075 I DIDN'T DRIVE TWO HOURS 443 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,210 TO WATCH SOME PSYCHODRAMA WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND. 444 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,478 - THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS. 445 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,412 - THEN WHAT IS IT? 446 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,849 WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT, LET ME KNOW. 447 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,985 IN THE MEANTIME, 448 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,386 I'M GONNA GO CATCH UP ON THE STUDYING 449 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,988 I'VE BEEN BLOWING OFF TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 450 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,356 [door slams shut] 451 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,492 - THAT BITCH'S COVER IS TOTALLY BLOWN. 452 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,460 SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE IN OUR DISTRICT. 453 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,163 SHE IS SO OUT OF PHHS. 454 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,531 - STAY IN THE TRUCK. 455 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,100 THIS ISN'T A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD FOR YOU. 456 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,101 - OH, PLEASE. 457 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,102 - WHOO! - [whistling] 458 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,436 [dog barking] 459 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,108 - YOU LOVE IT. - DUH. 460 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,311 [knocks on door] 461 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,746 - HI, I'M A FRIEND OF AMBER'S. 462 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,548 - DIDN'T KNOW AMBER HAD FRIENDS. 463 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,783 - OH, I JUST LOVE HER. 464 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,019 ARE YOU HER MOM? 465 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,353 - HER GRAN. 466 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,223 MY DAUGHTER TOOK OFF FOR VEGAS YEARS AGO. 467 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,560 COME ON DOWN. 468 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,162 SHE'S PROBABLY IN HER ROOM. 469 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,631 - AMBER'S DOWNSTAIRS? 470 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,866 - PROBABLY STUDYING. 471 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,901 SHE'S ALWAYS STUDYING. 472 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,243 [flies buzzing] 473 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,512 - [sighs] 474 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:30,290 - JESUS H. CHRIST. 475 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,293 [sinister music] 476 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:40,267 * 477 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,536 THAT PSYCHOTIC BITCH. 478 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,174 - BOYS, I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM, 479 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,775 BUT IT BETTER BE PETE. 480 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,211 - MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT ALL BOY-ON-GIRL. 481 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,745 THAT'S SO BASIC. 482 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,547 - THESE PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE A PARADIGM SHIFT. 483 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,483 [lock beeps] 484 00:16:58,885 --> 00:16:59,819 [lock beeps] 485 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,223 - OH, COME ON. 486 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,725 THIS IS TOO MUCH WORK, EVEN FOR ME. 487 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,893 I'M ON VACATION. 488 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,828 [lock beeps] 489 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,829 - [gasps] 490 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,830 OH, MY GOD. 491 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,133 THIS IS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. 492 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,801 - GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES, LISSA. 493 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,968 EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY. 494 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,470 THERE'S NO REASON WE NEED TO BE ALONE. 495 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,406 THERE'S LOTS TO WATCH ON TV. 496 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,110 - WAY TO CLEAR OUT THE TRASH. 497 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,978 - BASIC IS AS BASIC DOES. 498 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,747 NOW THE FUN REALLY BEGINS. 499 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,383 HELLO, BOYS. 500 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,784 GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US. 501 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,587 [phone beeps] 502 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,456 [cell phone buzzing] 503 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358 [water trickling] 504 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,294 [buzzing continues] 505 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,865 - UGH. 506 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,600 - MATTY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 507 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,502 EVA IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR. 508 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,670 YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM HER. 509 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,172 MATTY. 510 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,540 MATTY. 511 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,922 - MY HEAD WAS CLEARING, A LITTLE. 512 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,692 WHY WAS I LETTING EVA MAKE ME SO CRAZY? 513 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,294 COULD I SEPARATE WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HER 514 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,862 FROM WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT MATTY? 515 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,465 IT WAS A TANGLED WEB I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM 516 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,833 SO THAT I COULD FOCUS ON WHAT WAS IMPORTANT 517 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,402 AND WHAT MADE ME HAPPY: 518 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,403 LUKE. 519 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,339 [cell phone buzzing] 520 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,675 - HEY. 521 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,711 I'M FINALLY OVER MY ALTITUDE-INDUCED DEMENTIA. 522 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,613 I AM SO SORRY. 523 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,614 CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 524 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,884 - I GUESS I COULD BE PERSUADED. 525 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,353 - HOW ABOUT A ROMANTIC MOONLIT STROLL? 526 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,521 MEET YOU BY THE BEAR IN FIVE? 527 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,022 - I'M ALL YOURS. 528 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,727 [cell phone buzzing] 529 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,761 - HELLO? 530 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,030 - EVA MANSFIELD IS A LYING PSYCHOPATH. 531 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,799 AS USUAL, I WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 532 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,033 YOU HAVE TO GET TO MATTY. 533 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,602 HER REAL NAME IS AMBER HORN, 534 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,237 AND UNTIL SHE CAME TO PHHS, 535 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,239 SHE HADN'T SET FOOT OUTSIDE OF SAN PEDRO. 536 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,407 - WHAT? 537 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,041 - SHE WAS KICKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL SYSTEM 538 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,210 WHEN SHE WAS NINE. 539 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,111 STABBED A KID IN THE FACE WITH A PENCIL. 540 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,414 SHE'S BEEN HOMESCHOOLED, 541 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,715 BY HERSELF. 542 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,716 - HOLY [bleep]. 543 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,117 - YOU'VE GOT TO TELL MATTY. 544 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,052 I CALLED HIM, AND SHE ANSWERED HIS PHONE. 545 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,754 YOU HAVE TO FIND HIM. 546 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,129 [dramatic music] 547 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,397 * 548 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,398 [knocks on door] 549 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,768 - MATTY, MATTY, ARE YOU IN THERE? 550 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,837 [knocks on door] 551 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:39,979 [phone line trilling] 552 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,481 COME ON, PICK UP, MATTY. 553 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,083 [trilling continues] 554 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,017 [cell phone beeps] 555 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,458 [lock beeps] 556 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,125 MATTY. 557 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,261 I HAVE TO TALK-- 558 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,625 LUKE. 559 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,594 LUKE, I AM SO SORRY. 560 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,978 IT WAS A MISERABLE NIGHT. 561 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,947 I COULDN'T EVEN CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP. 562 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,817 I WAS MAD AT MAD AT MYSELF, MAD AT MATTY, MAD AT EVA, 563 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,553 BUT MOST OF ALL, HEARTBROKEN ABOUT LUKE. 564 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,755 I HAD TO FIND A WAY TO FIX THINGS BETWEEN US. 565 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,069 [phone line trilling] 566 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,671 - HEY, IT'S ME. LEAVE A MESSAGE. 567 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,948 [water trickling] 568 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,251 [creaking sound] 569 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,720 LUKE? 570 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,255 [door latch opens] 571 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,790 LUKE, IS THAT YOU? 572 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,725 [creaking sound] 573 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,260 GLORIA? 574 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,261 [screams] 575 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,429 - STOP SCREAMING 576 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,431 AND HIDE YOUR NASTY JUNK YARD, HAMILTRASH. 577 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,066 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 578 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,641 SO, AIR QUOTES "EVA," HER REAL NAME IS AMBER, 579 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,277 LIVES WITH HER SENILE GRANDMA IN SAN PEDRO. 580 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,381 ALL HER NEW YORK THIS, DALTON THAT, LE ROSEY THIS-- 581 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,382 IMAGINARY. 582 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,616 - AND SHE REALLY STABBED A KID? 583 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,785 - IN THE FACE WHEN SHE WAS NINE. 584 00:21:58,785 --> 00:21:59,819 - THIS GIRL IS A FREAK. 585 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,722 - WOW, WHAT AN ASTUTE OBSERVATION. 586 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,190 - OKAY, YOU CAN DIAL BACK THE BITCHERY 587 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,658 IF YOU WANT MY HELP. 588 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,727 - BUT THAT'S HOW I EXPRESS MY GENUINE DISGUST FOR YOU. 589 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,728 IT'S AUTHENTIC. 590 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,729 [wind howling] 591 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,664 - WHAT WAS THAT? - OH, BONUS. 592 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,865 THERE'S A STORM COMING IN. 593 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:16,002 SNOW, HIGH WINDS, SO BUNDLE IT UP, HAMILTOE, 594 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,504 AND LET'S GET MOVING. 595 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,776 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AMBER GOT ME BOOTED OFF THIS TRIP. 596 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,311 - OKAY, WELL, TRY TO KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS 597 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,646 SO NO ONE SEES YOU, OKAY? 598 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,816 - HEY, THEO. 599 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,585 THEO. 600 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,622 - [groans] 601 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,256 LITTLE LATE FOR THE KEY PARTY, JENNA. 602 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,758 - HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY OR EVA? 603 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,560 - UH, YEAH. 604 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,995 I WAS GETTING AN AMATEUR BLOWIE OUT IN THE TREES, 605 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,163 TOTALLY BORED, 606 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,932 AND I SAW THEM LUGGING THEIR CRAP UP THE ROAD. 607 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:46,933 - WHICH WAY? 608 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,067 - I DON'T KNOW. UP? 609 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,773 - THEO, GET READY FOR SOME POW-POW! 610 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:54,774 - WAIT, FOR REAL? 611 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,875 - LOOK OUTSIDE. 612 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,577 THERE'S A STORM COMING IN. 613 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,748 - OH, HEY, COLE, HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY AND EVA? 614 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,282 - NO, WHY ARE YOU CREEPING ON THEM? 615 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,518 - I'M NOT, I'M JUST-- 616 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,721 HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED ANYTHING OFF ABOUT EVA? 617 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,956 - NOT REALLY. 618 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,791 JUST YOUR BASIC COMPULSIVE LIAR PSYCHO BITCH. 619 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,792 - WHAT? 620 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:13,993 YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT? 621 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,662 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE? - WHY WOULD WE? 622 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:16,829 SHE'S GENIUS. 623 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,465 - WIND HER UP AND WATCH THAT [bleep] STIR. 624 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,832 - GIVE THAT MESS A REALITY SHOW, STAT. 625 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,703 - MAYBE WE COULD TALK JENNA AND LUKE 626 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,104 INTO ICE SKATING WITH US. 627 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,139 - YEAH, LACE, JUST WHAT SHE'S DREAMING OF, 628 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,476 A DOUBLE DATE WITH US. 629 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,810 I'M CATCHING SOME FRESHIES. 630 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,612 - UGH, FINE. 631 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,081 I GUESS I'LL CATCH FRESHIES WITH YOU. 632 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,517 - ARE YOU STILL AFRAID OF THE LIFT? 633 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,719 - ARE YOU STILL AFRAID OF ME RIPPING YOUR BALLS OFF, 634 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,387 BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE. 635 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,622 - GOOD MORNING, LISSA. 636 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,491 HOW DID YOU LIKE THE KEY PARTY? 637 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,058 - DID YOU LIKE YOUR ROOM? 638 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:49,028 WERE THERE ANY FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC? 639 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,029 - NOTHING HAPPENED. 640 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,030 WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER. 641 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,064 - THAT'S GOOD, 642 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,500 BECAUSE THE EYES OF GOD ARE UPON YOU. 643 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:59,005 - DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU, LISSA. 644 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:02,141 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'D THE KEY PARTY UNLOCK FOR YOU? 645 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,976 - NICE TRY SENDING ME FIVE GUYS. 646 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,344 I'M SAVING MY ENERGY FOR THE SLOPES. 647 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,247 WELL, I SENT THE OTHER FOUR PACKING, 648 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,682 AND ALL THIS ONE GOT WAS A HANDIE. 649 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,053 - A STORM IS HEADED OUR WAY. 650 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,288 - FORECAST SAYS IT'S AN EPIC POWDER DAY. 651 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,690 - I DON'T RELY ON TECHNOLOGY. 652 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,859 I HAVE INTUITION, A GIFT. 653 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:22,361 SOME CALL IT "THE SHINING." 654 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,364 - YOU CAN SHINE ON WHATEVER YOU WANT 655 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:26,899 AS LONG AS WE GET OUR POW-POW. 656 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,269 - HEY, KIDS. 657 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,771 HEARD SOME NC-17 NOISE 658 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,973 COMING FROM YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT. 659 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,709 - THAT WAS ME WIPING THE FLOOR WITH JAKE'S ASS. 660 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:37,877 - WHOA! 661 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,879 YOU DID NOT WIPE MY ASS; I'M CREAMED YOURS. 662 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,181 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME PLAY FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT. 663 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,182 - YOU WOULDN'T STOP. 664 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,784 - IT'S ADDICTIVE. 665 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,186 BUT MORALLY, I OBJECT TO VIOLENCE IN VIDEO GAMES, 666 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,320 ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOSE. 667 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,889 - WAIT, GAMING? 668 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,057 THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS GOT UP TO? 669 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,692 - DUH, ENDLESSLY REPEATING. 670 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:55,562 OMG, WHAT DID YOU GUYS EXPECT? 671 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,196 - DESPERATE GRAPPLING AND SOGGY SHEETS. 672 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,397 - SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU GUYS. 673 00:24:58,397 --> 00:24:59,632 - I AM SO NOT. 674 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,067 - I GOT TO GET OUT FOR THIS POWDER DAY. 675 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,134 HAVE YOU SEEN MATTY? 676 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,636 - WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 677 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,637 WE CAN'T RENT A CAR. 678 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,805 IT'S SNOWY AND WINDY, 679 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,339 AND I AM STUCK HERE WITH YOU. 680 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,109 THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL REALLY DESPERATE AND HOPELESS. 681 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,745 IS THAT COMFORTING FOR YOU, SINCE IT'S SO FAMILIAR? 682 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,046 - YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU FEEL 683 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,849 SOAKING IN YOUR TOXIC STEW OF SELF-LOATHING 684 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,151 AND SPITE AND BITTERNESS? 685 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,020 - AWW, YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH ME. 686 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,589 PRECIOUS, BUT STOP. 687 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:23,623 - NO, YOU STOP. 688 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,124 I AM NOT IN THE MOOD. 689 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,593 LUKE BAILED ON ME THIS MORNING. 690 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:27,794 - GEE, BOO HOO. 691 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:30,663 EVA SABOTAGED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH AUSTIN ALSO. 692 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,031 - SHE DID? 693 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,365 HOW? 694 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,668 - NOT SO INTO OVERSHARING. 695 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,003 IF THEY GOT ON A SHUTTLE, 696 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,371 THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THIS SHANTY TOWN. 697 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,040 - GOOD THING YOU TOOK A THREE-HOUR BUS RIDE 698 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,074 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 699 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,442 TO SHARE THAT ASTONISHING INSIGHT. 700 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,178 - GOT TO GET OUT FOR THE POWDER DAY. 701 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,615 EARLIER THE BETTER. 702 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,950 - OH, EVER SINCE I GOT CAUGHT IN A WHITE OUT IN ZERMATT, 703 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,819 I'M NOT REALLY INTO THESE CONDITIONS. 704 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:56,022 THE PERFECT DAY WOULD BE ME AND YOU LAYING BY THE FIRE. 705 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,023 - HMM. 706 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,791 THIS PLACE IS PRETTY AWESOME. 707 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,226 - YEAH, THE SCHAFERS ARE PRETTY COOL 708 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,694 ABOUT LETTING ME USE THEIR PLACES, 709 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,630 AND THEY'RE HARDLY EVER IN THE STATES. 710 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,698 - WE SHOULD HAVE JUST COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 711 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,667 - WELL, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD STAY WITH THE GROUP, 712 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,301 BECAUSE I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO FIT IN, 713 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,470 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I TRY, 714 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:12,471 THE MORE I GET RAGGED ON. 715 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:13,706 - YEAH. 716 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,474 I KNOW, BUT THEY-- 717 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:18,878 - ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD WE'RE HERE NOW. 718 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,313 I HAVE SOMETHING KIND OF INTENSE I NEED TO TELL YOU. 719 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,320 I DON'T EVEN THINK HIS PHONE IS ON. 720 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,321 - WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE. 721 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,522 - TRY CALLING EVA FROM YOUR PHONE. 722 00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:31,523 SHE MIGHT ANSWER YOU. 723 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,959 YOU NEVER KNOW. 724 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,400 - IF I'M BAGGING, I SHOULD TEXT JAKE. 725 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,671 DAMN, MY PHONE'S DEAD. 726 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,072 CAN I BORROW YOURS? 727 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,339 - MINE IS TOO. 728 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,275 THE WEAK SIGNAL UP HERE IS MURDER ON OUR BATTERIES. 729 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,845 - WENT TO VOICEMAIL. 730 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,847 - DID IT RING FIRST? - YES. 731 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:55,882 - THEN IT'S ON. 732 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,116 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 733 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,050 SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. 734 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,421 - CAN'T FIND MY CHARGER. 735 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,057 - I MUST HAVE LEFT MINE IN THE LODGE. 736 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,226 SHOULD WE GO BACK? 737 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,227 - NO. 738 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,228 IT'S FINE. 739 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,763 IT'S KIND OF NICE BEING CUT OFF 740 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,332 FROM EVERYONE, EVERYTHING, 741 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,134 JUST THE TWO OF US. 742 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,072 - WE CAN TALK LATER. 743 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,576 THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 744 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,246 - DON'T BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE. 745 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,280 I WOULDN'T BE CALLING YOU 746 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,982 UNLESS I WAS COMPLETELY DESPERATE. 747 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,384 - YOU'RE VERY NEEDY FOR SUCH A BALL BUSTER, YOU KNOW THAT? 748 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,386 - LISTEN, THAT PSYCHO BITCH IS ON THE LOOSE, 749 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,888 AND I NEED TO FIND A MISSING PERSON. 750 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,223 CAN YOU HELP ME TRACK THEM DOWN 751 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,490 THROUGH THE GPS ON THEIR PHONE? 752 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,592 - THAT'S SOME SERIOUS CRAZY, SADITA. 753 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,294 YOU THINK I'M SOME JAMES BOND DUDE, 754 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,730 DRINKING MARTINIS AND STUFF, 755 00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:44,864 WITH A BATMOBILE AND STUFF? 756 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:45,898 - LOOK, I AM ASKING YOU 757 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,466 TO ASK YOUR DAD FOR ANOTHER FAVOR. 758 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:48,534 - DAMN, BLANQUITA. 759 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,535 IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE 760 00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:50,970 A PART OF MI FAMILIA SO BAD. 761 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:54,741 - DON'T COPS DO STUFF LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? 762 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:55,742 - SEND ME THE NUMBER. 763 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:56,743 I'LL TALK TO MY DAD. 764 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,344 BUT YOU OWE ME. 765 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:03,115 - YOU KNOW I ADMIRE YOU AND LOVE YOU, 766 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,650 AND YOU ARE SO KIND, 767 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:07,319 AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A SISTER LIKE YOU. 768 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,421 - BUT YOU DO HAVE A SISTER LIKE ME. 769 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,757 - THAT'S JUST IT. 770 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,359 YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY SISTER, RIGHT? 771 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,561 BIOLOGICALLY OR LEGALLY. 772 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:16,562 - YES, I KNOW, 773 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,031 BUT I ALSO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG. 774 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:25,471 - OH, IT'S WAY TOO COLD AND WINDY TO GO OUT THERE. 775 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:26,773 LET'S GO FIND JENNA AND LUKE. 776 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,674 - NO, JENNA SAID SHE WANTS TO BE ON HER OWN TODAY. 777 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,343 WE DON'T WANT TO BE BUZZKILL HELICOPTER PARENTS. 778 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:34,146 - MY SHINING IS REALLY STRONG IN THIS ALTITUDE, 779 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,816 AND I AM SENSING JENNA DOES NOT WANT HER BUZZ KILLED. 780 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:41,053 AND THAT THERE IS A WILD ANIMAL CRAVING SOME ME. 781 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:47,459 HEY, BIGGIE, FORAGING FOR SOME BERRIES AND NUTS? 782 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,195 - AND HONEY, HONEY. 783 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,696 I'M OFF AT 4:00. 784 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,032 APRES SKI IN THE BASE LODGE BAR? 785 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:54,801 - APRES, YES. 786 00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:58,304 [growls] 787 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,438 - OH, MY GOD! 788 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,907 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 789 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,474 THIS IS SCARE-IFYING! 790 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,576 BUT I THINK I FINALLY GOT IT. - OKAY. 791 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,478 NOW THAT YOU'RE STRAPPED IN, YOU CAN TRY MOVING. 792 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,814 LET'S START WITH FALLING LEAF. 793 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,115 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO FALL. 794 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,449 - THEN LET'S JUST HOLD A BEAT, 795 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,819 AND YOU CAN TRY NOT MOVING ON THE BOARD. 796 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,921 - SORRY I'M SUCH A SPAZTRON. 797 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,957 YOU CAN GO DO THE BLACK DIAMOND WITH MATTY IF YOU WANT. 798 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,425 - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THAT MUCH OF A SPAZ. 799 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,692 - YEAH, I HAVE. 800 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,428 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN TODAY. 801 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,163 I MEAN, LIKE, FOR MONTHS NOW, 802 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,266 AND I APPRECIATE YOU PUTTING UP WITH IT. 803 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,236 - WELL, BACK AT YOU. 804 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:33,405 THOSE WEREN'T EXACTLY MY FINEST HOURS EITHER. 805 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,707 I'M GLAD WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. - SO GLAD. 806 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,376 WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE SEMESTER TOGETHER, 807 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,345 AND I KEEP HAVING THESE FLASH-FORWARDS 808 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,848 TO THE FLASHBACKS I'LL HAVE OF HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I'M IN COLLEGE, 809 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,851 AND I WANT THEM TO BE MAGICAL MOMENTS WITH MY PPFFs. 810 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,686 "PERMA-POSSE OF FRIENDS FOREVER." 811 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,057 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 812 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:52,058 - ARE YOU READY? - YEAH. 813 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,860 - YOU SURE? - NO. 814 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,128 [beeping sound] 815 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,596 - I THINK I SEE THE HOUSE. 816 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,630 - YOU BE CAREFUL, SADITA. 817 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,332 I NEED YOUR HELP ON THE TRUCK. 818 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,634 YOU KNOW, THE WIENERS LIKE IT WHEN YOU HOLD THEM. 819 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,970 - YEAH, THAT'S CLEVER. 820 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,238 THANK YOU, AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. 821 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:07,673 - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE SAFE, OKAY? 822 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,075 YOU THINK YOU'RE THIS TOUGH BITCH, 823 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,943 BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A FRAGILE LITTLE PRINCESS. 824 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,278 - GO [bleep] YOURSELF. 825 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,882 - THIS IS A REALLY NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. 826 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:16,916 WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? 827 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,184 - WELL, SHE'S A PSYCHOTIC GRIFTER. 828 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,185 USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 829 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,786 - I'M JUST SCARED. 830 00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:21,787 - DON'T WORRY. 831 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:22,788 IF SHE PULLS A GUN, 832 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,023 I'LL USE YOU AS MY HUMAN SHIELD, 833 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:25,824 AND YOU'LL DIE A QUICK AND PAINLESS DEATH. 834 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,493 - ARE YOU EVER NOT A TOTAL BITCH? 835 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,328 - ONLY TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T REPULSE ME. 836 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,329 - GOOD. GO BY YOURSELF. 837 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,263 - WAIT! DON'T GO. 838 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,468 - WHY? 839 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,037 - BECAUSE. 840 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,544 I WOULD FEEL BETTER IF YOU WERE HERE. 841 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,648 - WELL, SADIE, IF THAT'S YOU BEGGING ME TO COME WITH YOU, 842 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,050 THEN I GUESS I HAVE TO COME WITH YOU. 843 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,051 - THAT IS NOT BEGGING. 844 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,652 ANYWAY, I HAVE MACE IN MY POCKET 845 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:55,721 IN CASE THE NUT JOB TRIES ANYTHING. 846 00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:58,657 [doorbell rings] 847 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,028 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 848 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,595 - BLOWING THAT BITCH'S COVER. 849 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:05,631 EVA'S REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN EVA. 850 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,699 IT'S AMBER HORN FROM SAN PEDRO. 851 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,635 SHE STABBED A GUY IN THE FACE WITH A PENCIL. 852 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,304 - EXCUSE ME, HAMILCRAP, THAT IS MY INTEL. 853 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:15,374 - WHOA, WHOA, YOU GUYS, JUST STOP IT. 854 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,509 I KNOW YOU HAVE A THING AGAINST EVA, 855 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,744 BUT YOU NEED TO DEAL. 856 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:20,146 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO SHE REALLY IS? 857 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,480 - YEAH, I DO; SHE TOLD ME. 858 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,116 BUT SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, AND-- 859 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:25,251 - AND WHAT? 860 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,752 - AND IT IS REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 861 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,756 - I'M PREGNANT. 862 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,164 - OBVIOUSLY MATTY AND I 863 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,298 STILL HAVE A LOT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT, 864 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,499 SO DO YOU MIND LEAVING US ALONE? 865 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,368 - I DO MIND, AMBER. 866 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,105 I CALL BULL[bleep] ON THIS PREGNANCY. 867 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,206 PREGNANT WITH WHAT? 868 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,440 YOU'VE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING 869 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,576 SINCE THE DAY YOU GOT TO PHHS. 870 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,111 - MATTY, I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 871 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,980 - LISTEN, YOU GUYS, YOU NEED TO GO. 872 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:58,384 - YEAH, YOU TRY GETTING US A CAB. 873 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:03,022 - SO THERE'S A LOT MORE, MATTY, THAT YOU DON'T KNOW, 874 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,991 AND I'M SURE THEY'RE DYING TO TELL YOU, 875 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,825 SO I'D RATHER YOU HEAR IT FROM ME FIRST. 876 00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:08,327 - THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 877 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:09,461 - I DON'T LIVE IN P.V. 878 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,363 I LIVE IN SAN PEDRO WITH MY GRANDMOTHER 879 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,599 BECAUSE MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME WHEN I WAS SEVEN. 880 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,801 - I'M SORRY. 881 00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:17,103 - MATTY, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TAKE 882 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,570 EVERYTHING SHE SAYS WITH A MAJOR GRAIN OF SALT. 883 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,472 - I JUST REALLY WANTED TO GO TO A GOOD SCHOOL 884 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,374 AND BELONG SOMEWHERE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS. 885 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,376 YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A TIGHT-KNIT GROUP. 886 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,112 - ACTUALLY, JENNA AND I HATE EACH OTHER. 887 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,681 - I JUST WANTED A CHANCE AT A BETTER LIFE. 888 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,218 - MATTY, CAN I SHOW YOU PICTURES OF AMBER'S BEDROOM? 889 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:33,552 - [sighs] 890 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,155 YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF, SADIE. 891 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,856 IT WASN'T ENOUGH YOU ATTACKED ME ON THE BUS. 892 00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:39,391 YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GRANDMOTHER, 893 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,626 AN OLD WOMAN WHO'S, LIKE, 894 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,727 THE ONLY PERSON IN MY FAMILY 895 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,928 THAT GIVES A CRAP ABOUT ME? 896 00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,696 SO YOU SNOOP THROUGH MY BEDROOM? 897 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:45,764 GOOD JOB. 898 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,333 - YOU'RE NUTS. 899 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,467 - [scoffs] 900 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,901 I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY GIRLS LIKE YOU 901 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:51,037 MY WHOLE LIFE, 902 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,804 AND THE KID I "ATTACKED" IN THE FOURTH GRADE, 903 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,506 SHE WAS WITH TWO OTHER KIDS IN THE BATHROOM, 904 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:57,209 HOLDING ME DOWN, TRYING TO DUNK MY HEAD INTO A TOILET, 905 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,610 TALKING ABOUT HOW TRASH I WAS. 906 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:02,114 SO, YEAH, LUCKY FOR ME, THERE WAS A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR. 907 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,249 - [scoffs] 908 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,250 - AND THERE'S MORE, MATTY, 909 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,052 AND IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE, 910 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,054 I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW. 911 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:10,056 BUT THERE'S ONE THING I NEVER LIED ABOUT 912 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,257 THAT I WOULD NEVER, 913 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:13,059 AND THOSE ARE MY FEELINGS FOR YOU. 914 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:14,293 THEY'RE SACRED. 915 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,162 - THE SOCIOPATHIC SLAG IS GOOD. 916 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,763 GOT TO HAND HER THAT. 917 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:21,600 - HOO! 918 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,669 CRAZY POWDER DAY, HUH? 919 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,237 - HI. 920 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,273 SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU? 921 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:28,907 - YEAH, VAL, IT'S WILL. 922 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,110 BIGGIE. 923 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,711 - OH. 924 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:33,712 OH. 925 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,115 SORRY, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU 926 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:37,649 WITHOUT YOUR-- YOU KNOW, YOUR HEAD ON. 927 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:38,650 - [laughs] 928 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:39,718 YEAH, HERE I AM. 929 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,387 - YEAH. 930 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,622 IT'S A WHOLE NEW BIGGIE, HUH? 931 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,725 JUST NO FUR. 932 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,231 - OH, GOD, THERE HE IS. 933 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,112 ARE YOU CRAZY? 934 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,613 YOU COULD HAVE DIED OUT THERE. 935 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:08,980 THEN WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE? 936 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,316 - I DIDN'T ALMOST DIE. 937 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,950 IT'S JUST A SPRAIN. 938 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,753 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, GRAMPS. 939 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:15,754 - YEAH, THANKS, LACE. 940 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,823 [groans] 941 00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:19,991 MAYBE I AM FEELING A LITTLE OLD. 942 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:22,561 BEING AROUND ALL THESE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS, 943 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,996 MY LITTLE GIRL ABOUT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 944 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,299 - HONEY, DON'T FEEL OLD. 945 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,534 THAT MAKES ME FEEL OLD. 946 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:31,903 [laughs] 947 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,339 - WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DRINK, 948 00:34:33,339 --> 00:34:35,907 OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAD BACK TO MY DEN? 949 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,443 [growls] 950 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,245 - UH, ACTUALLY, BIGGIE, 951 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,747 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T SENSE THIS SOONER. 952 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,150 GUESS MY SHINING ISN'T INFALLIBLE. 953 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,151 - YOUR SHINING? 954 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,685 - MY EXTREME ACUITY, MY SIXTH SENSE, 955 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,420 IT CAN SOMETIMES BE A BURDEN. 956 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,522 BUT, ANYWAY, YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY. 957 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,492 I JUST--I THINK I WAS SO DAZZLED BY THE COSTUME, 958 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:55,927 THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE WITHOUT IT. 959 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,163 - OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF 960 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,265 ANY PART OF THE COSTUME WHILE I'M ON DUTY. 961 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,767 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE A BEAR BODY AND A HUMAN HEAD, 962 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,269 IT WOULD JUST DESTROY THE ILLUSION. 963 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,270 - OF COURSE. 964 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,337 OF COURSE. 965 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,773 I THINK I'M JUST A LITTLE MORE ATTRACTED 966 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,176 TO THE BEAR THAN THE MAN. 967 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,245 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT ME. 968 00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:14,546 MAYBE I SHOULD GET A DOG. 969 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,548 - IT'S COOL. 970 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:21,820 YOUR SHINING THING KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT ANYWAY. 971 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:23,855 - WELL... 972 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:27,226 THANKS FOR THE WALK ON THE WILD SIDE, THOUGH. 973 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:34,400 - I CAN'T BELIEVE MATTY BLEW ME OFF, 974 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,567 AND ON A POWDER DAY. 975 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,968 - AND WHERE'S JENNA? 976 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,437 I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED. 977 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,206 - I DON'T KNOW. 978 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,507 - HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA? 979 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,609 - WE HAVEN'T FROM HEARD FROM HER OR MATTY ALL DAY. 980 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,911 - LUCKILY, I HAVE MY GIFT OF THE SHINING. 981 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,813 IF I CAN JUST CONCENTRATE, 982 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:51,317 IT WILL GUIDE THEM TO ME. 983 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,618 OH, MY GOD, MY SHINING IS SO STRONG, 984 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,486 IT'S SUCKING THE ENERGY OUT OF ALL THE LIGHTS. 985 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,487 - [screams] 986 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:56,955 THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD. 987 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:59,991 - LISSA, DEAREST, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. 988 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,228 - BUT I'VE THOUGHT OF DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 989 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,229 - YOU HAVE? 990 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,563 - YES. 991 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,698 ALL THE TIME. 992 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,334 ISN'T THAT JUST AS BAD? 993 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,374 HELL FEELS REALLY GOOD. 994 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:18,143 - HUH, WELL, THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING COZIER. 995 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,979 - I'LL LOOK FOR CANDLES AND FLASHLIGHTS. 996 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,113 - I'LL COME WITH YOU. 997 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,953 YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITH SADIE 998 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,656 IF I WASN'T REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOU WITH HER. 999 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,157 - WELL, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 1000 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:33,359 - WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME? 1001 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,026 I HAVE GIVEN UP A LOT TO BE HERE. 1002 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,528 LUKE PRETTY MUCH DUMPED ME. 1003 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,529 - SHE'S PREGNANT, JENNA. 1004 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:38,597 YOU HEARD THAT PART, RIGHT? 1005 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:39,598 - AND YOU BELIEVE HER? 1006 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,732 - AT THE MOMENT, YES. 1007 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,868 I THINK I HAVE TO TAKE HER WORD FOR IT. 1008 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,170 - SHE JUST ADMITTED TO BEING A COMPULSIVE LIAR. 1009 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,472 HAS SHE EVEN TAKEN A TEST? 1010 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:47,939 I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT ONCE. 1011 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:50,776 - YEAH, AND YOU WERE SO UPFRONT AND HONEST ABOUT IT AT THE TIME. 1012 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,280 - HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU? 1013 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,281 - DON'T KNOW YET. 1014 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,282 I ONLY SKIPPED ONE PERIOD. 1015 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:57,716 - WHY DIDN'T YOU USE PROTECTION? 1016 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,285 - I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY. 1017 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:00,652 WE USE CONDOMS EVERY TIME. 1018 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,921 IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE JUST WANTED US TO HAVE A BABY. 1019 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,523 - YEAH, RIGHT. 1020 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,358 THAT'S WHAT THE UNIVERSE WANTS. 1021 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,926 - GOT 'EM. 1022 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,996 LOOK, LET'S NOT GET INTO ANY MORE OF THIS [bleep], ALL RIGHT? 1023 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:13,632 TRUCE? 1024 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,635 - I JUST WANT YOU TO BE OKAY. 1025 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,438 - IF SHE'S REALLY HAVING MY KID, I GOT TO DEAL WITH IT. 1026 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,873 I'M NOT PUTTING MY KID UP FOR ADOPTION. 1027 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,442 - I KNOW. 1028 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:24,376 - ALL RIGHT. 1029 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:28,647 [door creaks open] 1030 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,816 [woman gasps] 1031 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:31,750 - WHO'S THERE? 1032 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,154 - HEY, IT'S EVA MANSFIELD. 1033 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,356 - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1034 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,191 - THIS ISN'T THE SCHAFERS' PLACE? 1035 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,660 DO YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS CAROL AND BILL? 1036 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,695 - WE BOUGHT THIS HOUSE FROM THEM FIVE YEARS AGO. 1037 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,397 - OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 1038 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:46,665 I DIDN'T KNOW. 1039 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,467 YOU HAD A KEY OUT RIGHT WHERE THEY KEPT THEIRS. 1040 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,068 - WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PLEASE LEAVE 1041 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,036 BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE? 1042 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,745 SOMEHOW, EVA TALKED THE OWNERS OF THAT HOUSE 1043 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,079 OUT OF CALLING THE POLICE. 1044 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,482 SOMEHOW, MATTY'S FAITH IN EVA SEEMED UNWAVERING, 1045 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:06,385 AND SOMEHOW, I MADE IT BACK TO THE LODGE AND MY BED. 1046 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,753 IT WAS A VERY FAR CRY 1047 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,821 FROM THE ROMANTIC NIGHT WITH LUKE I'D BEEN PLANNING. 1048 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:10,822 [Sadie snores] 1049 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,491 THE STORM HAD PASSED, 1050 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,025 BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN THE AIR WAS CLEAR. 1051 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,727 - SADIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1052 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,696 - I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. 1053 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:18,764 - REALLY? 1054 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:19,798 - WOW, THAT'S SPOOKY. 1055 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,368 MY SHINING IS TELLING ME 1056 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,370 WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OFF THIS MOUNTAIN. 1057 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,011 - OUR LAST SENIOR SKI TRIP. 1058 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,614 - WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO GROW UP SOME TIME. 1059 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,583 - THANKS, JENNA. 1060 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,585 - IT WAS SO SCARY LAST NIGHT. 1061 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,453 I KEPT WISHING I HAD SOMEONE TO HOLD ME, 1062 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:44,756 BECAUSE I WAS ALL ALONE, BY MYSELF, ALONE. 1063 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:49,661 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHY EVA'S GETTING BUSTED 1064 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,662 AS A HOUSE CRASHER 1065 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,830 DIDN'T SEND MATTY RUNNING. 1066 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,665 EITHER HE STILL ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN HER, 1067 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,034 OR HE WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING, 1068 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,703 WHICH WAS VERY MATTY 1069 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,138 AND KIND OF HEARTBREAKING TO WATCH. 1070 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,541 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER TEST TO BE SURE. 1071 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:03,942 THERE CAN BE FALSE POSITIVES. 1072 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:04,943 - OKAY. 1073 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:05,944 YEAH, I KNOW. 1074 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,613 - I JUST WANT TO BE SURE. 1075 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:08,614 - OF COURSE. 1076 00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,315 AND I WANT YOU TO BE SURE. 1077 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,221 - I REALLY COULDN'T TELL WHAT HE WAS THINKING, 1078 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,423 WHICH WAS UNSETTLING. 1079 00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:20,325 BUT SEEING MATTY TAKE CONTROL OF HIS SITUATION 1080 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,227 MADE ME REALIZE I HAD TO FIND A WAY 1081 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:23,695 TO TAKE CONTROL OF MINE. 1082 00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:26,665 LUKE? 1083 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,133 - HEY. 1084 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,134 - HEY. 1085 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,235 I'M SO SORRY. 1086 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,437 I REALLY SCREWED UP. 1087 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,971 I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN ALL THAT EVA MESS, 1088 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,874 AND SHE'S REALLY BAD NEWS, BUT I KNOW THAT'S NO EXCUSE. 1089 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:39,044 YOU DROPPED EVERYTHING, BLEW OFF WORK AND SCHOOL AND-- 1090 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,712 - JENNA, I GET IT. 1091 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,448 I REALLY DO. 1092 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:43,682 YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1093 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,250 EVERYTHING'S SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL, 1094 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,452 AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO COPE, 1095 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:47,786 AND, THE TRUTH IS, 1096 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,188 YOU STILL HAVE A LOT OF GROWING UP TO DO. 1097 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:55,260 AND I THINK, FOR NOW, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO DO THAT. 1098 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,261 - WHAT? 1099 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:57,262 LUKE, NO, NO, NO. 1100 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,263 IT'S-- 1101 00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:00,298 - YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, JENNA. 1102 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:03,635 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SOME DAY. 1103 00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,036 BUT I JUST THINK OUR TIMING'S WRONG. 1104 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,019 - YOU LOOK LIKE HELL. 1105 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,355 - LUKE JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. 1106 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:27,158 - I'M SORRY. 1107 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,029 THE PSYCHO SKITCH IS IN THE BATHROOM, 1108 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,831 TAKING THE TEST RIGHT NOW. 1109 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,366 IT ENDS HERE, PEOPLE. 1110 00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,435 THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS PREGNANT. 1111 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,104 - SADIE. 1112 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,205 - * PLAYING ONE GAME 1113 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,206 * SAYING ONE THING 1114 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,341 * DO ANOTHER 1115 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:44,409 * SAYING ONE LINE 1116 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,410 * SPENDING YOUR TIME 1117 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,579 * WITH ANOTHER 1118 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,580 * PLAYING THESE GAMES 1119 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,715 * HAVING NO SHAME 1120 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,717 * MAKES ME WONDER