1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,238 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,540 - EVEN THOUGH MATTY IS BLIND TO YOUR TREACHERY, 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,975 I'M NOT. 4 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:09,043 - END IT WITH COLIN OR TELL MATTY. 5 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,578 - YOU NEED TO SHUT THAT [bleep] DOWN. 6 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:13,114 - YOUR MOM'S THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY! 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,049 all: SURPRISE! 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,194 - JENNA, HONEY? 9 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:29,497 ARE YOU STILL IN THERE? 10 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:32,266 - PHYSICALLY, YES. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,535 MENTALLY, I AM ALL OVER THE PLACE. 12 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,138 - ARE YOU COMING OUT TODAY? 13 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:40,474 - NO. 14 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,543 - SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL? 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,713 - HOW CAN I GO TO SCHOOL IF I'M NOT COMING OUT? 16 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,015 - GOOD POINT. 17 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,484 SHOULD I TELL THE SCHOOL YOU'RE SICK? 18 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,120 - TELL THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT. 19 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,021 MY LIFE IS OVER. 20 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:57,558 MATTY WON'T RETURN MY CALLS OR MY EMAILS OR MY TEXTS. 21 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,193 I EVEN CALLED HIS HOUSE PHONE 22 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,729 AND HIS MOM PICKED UP AND SAID THAT HE WASN'T AVAILABLE. 23 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,497 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 24 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,134 THAT'S HE'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR EVERYONE OR FOR ME? 25 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,601 I AM FREAKING OUT. 26 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,903 SO JUST PLEASE GO AWAY. 27 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,840 I'M NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,975 - I'M GONNA GO RUN SOME ERRANDS. 29 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,310 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA COME WITH? 30 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,813 AND TELL ME IF YOU AND MATTY ARE STILL TOGETHER? 31 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,150 - GO AWAY. 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,318 - OR YOU CAN JUST TELL ME. 33 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:26,987 - GO AWAY! 34 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,442 - HA! I FOOLED YOU. 35 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,344 JUST TALK TO ME. 36 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,345 - I DON'T WANNA TALK. 37 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,780 I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE 38 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,182 TO SUFFER IN SILENCE. 39 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,484 I AM AN ASS[bleep] AND A CHEATER AND A LIAR 40 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,685 AND EVERYONE HATES ME. 41 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,052 - DID YOU AND MATTY BREAK UP? 42 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,321 OR ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER? 43 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,390 JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT I CAN WORK WITH. 44 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,292 I NEED CLARITY. 45 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,594 - AND I NEED A HUG. 46 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,196 - OH, BABY. 47 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,498 OH! 48 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,200 DAMN IT! 49 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,067 [door closes] 50 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:21,442 HONEY, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! 51 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,211 LET'S OPEN YOUR GIFTS! 52 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:26,214 [loud rock music plays] 53 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,016 * 54 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:33,954 IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, I'M GONNA OPEN THEM FOR YOU! 55 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,692 I'M DOING IT! 56 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,699 NEVER MIND! 57 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,639 JENNA WON'T COME OUT OF HER ROOM. 58 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,106 SHE'S BEEN IN THERE ALL WEEKEND 59 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,675 AND NOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO SCHOOL. 60 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,743 - SO SHE'S PULLING A SICK-OUT? 61 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,378 - A WHAT-OUT? - A SICK-OUT. 62 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,412 SHE'S BEING A TRUANT. 63 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,780 - I'M GONNA WRITE HER A NOTE. 64 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,782 - BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA. 65 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,150 THE LESS I KNOW THE BETTER. 66 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,253 I CANNOT BE COMPLICIT IN YOUR SCHEME. 67 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,487 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 68 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,055 - BREAK DOWN HER DOOR. 69 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,757 - I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT I JUST PAINTED THE HALL. 70 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:10,958 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 71 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,660 IT'S A LITTLE EXTREME. TEAR GAS? 72 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:16,264 - I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH TEARS THIS WEEKEND TO LAST A LIFETIME. 73 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,266 - OKAY, LET'S JUST CUT TO WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 74 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,133 ARE JENNA AND MATTY STILL TOGETHER? 75 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,902 - I DON'T KNOW. - DAMN IT! 76 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,837 - CAN YOU KEEP YOUR EARS TO THE STREET? 77 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,306 - THAT'S WHERE THEY LIVE L-DOG. 78 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,040 I'LL CALL YOU LATER WITH THE INTEL. 79 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,276 [phone beeps] 80 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,643 - YOU HAVE TO TALK TO JENNA. 81 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,480 - I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS 82 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,014 OR ANSWER ANY OF MY TEXTS. 83 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,583 HAVE YOU TALKED TO MATTY? - NO. 84 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,718 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY OR HEARD FROM HIM ALL WEEKEND. 85 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,786 NOT SINCE THE PARTY. 86 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:39,887 HE'S ICING ME OUT TOO. 87 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,054 - WHERE'S T? - HELL IF I KNOW. 88 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,189 SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER CELL. 89 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,024 - WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR WORLD? 90 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,559 - IT'S MADNESS. 91 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,596 IT'S TOTAL [bleep] MADNESS. 92 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,063 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 93 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,032 JENNA AND MATTY BREAK UP OR NOT? 94 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,667 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 95 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,802 IT'S OVER. 96 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,570 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? 97 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,571 YOU WERE THERE TOO. 98 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,072 YOU SAW THE AFTERMATH. - NO. 99 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,874 AFTER JENNA AND COLLIN CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, 100 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,344 I WENT OUT BACK TO CALL TAMARA AND GIVE HER A HEADS-UP. 101 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,512 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 102 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,414 - DUDE, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU. 103 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,782 I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW. - WHAT SHOW? 104 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,684 - YOU DON'T KNOW? - KNOW WHAT? 105 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,320 - OKAY. 106 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,955 SO IT WAS MOMENTS BEFORE THE SURPRISE. 107 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,390 WE WERE CROUCHING BEHIND THE COUCH, 108 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,791 WAITING TO SURPRISE JENNA. 109 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,993 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN I ASKED, "WHERE'S TAMARA?" 110 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,229 - AND I SAID, "SHE'S ON HER WAY." 111 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,664 - AND THEN I ROLLED MY EYES. 112 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,832 - ARE YOU GONNA LET ME FINISH 113 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:25,966 OR ARE WE GONNA DEBATE THE DETAILS ALL DAY? 114 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,234 - OKAY, OKAY. CONTINUE. 115 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:30,438 - SO, WE COULD HEAR THE KEYS RUMBLING AT THE DOOR 116 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,205 AND THEN VALERIE WAS GETTING APOPLECTIC 117 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,741 ABOUT SHUSHING ME UP 118 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,609 BECAUSE LISSA WAS GOING ON AND ON 119 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,545 ABOUT FINALLY GETTING OUT OF HER NECK BRACE. 120 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,348 - AND MY DOCTOR, BRIAN, HE LET'S ME CALL HIM BY HIS FIRST NAME 121 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,749 BECAUSE HE WANTS ME TO FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE 122 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,751 WHEN HE EXAMINES MY BREASTS, SO-- 123 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,118 - DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH? 124 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,421 WHEN I SAID QUIET, I MEANT SILENCIO! 125 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,056 IF YOU KEEP TALKING, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE SURPRISE, 126 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,257 AND RUINING THE SURPRISE 127 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,026 IS THE WORST THING THAT CAN POSSIBLY HAPPEN. 128 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,061 [door slams] 129 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,664 all: SURPRISE! 130 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,366 - SURPRISE INDEED. 131 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,833 - SO I GUESS RUINING THE SURPRISE 132 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,201 IS NOT THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. 133 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,971 - THEN COLLIN BAILED 134 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,274 AND MATTY WENT AFTER HIM, PISSED. 135 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,076 - OH, MY GOD. 136 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,879 - I WAS TRYING TO SNEAK OUT AND WATCH THE ACTION 137 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,947 WHEN VALERIE JOCK-BLOCKED THE EXIT. 138 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,115 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE! 139 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,417 LET'S JUST PUT ON SOME MUSIC 140 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,718 AND ROLL OUT THE SNACKS. 141 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,020 IT'S A [bleep] PARTY, PEOPLE, SO LET'S PARTY! 142 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:24,392 - SO I GRABBED A SEAT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE AFTERMATH. 143 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,559 - I'M SO SORRY, COLLIN. 144 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,694 I CAN'T DEAL. 145 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,196 - MATTY HIT COLLIN, 146 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,832 THEN JENNA APOLOGIZED TO COLLIN, 147 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,301 WHICH INFERS THAT SHE'S SIDED WITH HIM, 148 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,003 WHICH FURTHER INFERS THE OBVIOUS FACT 149 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,906 THAT JENNA AND MATTY ARE DONE. 150 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,273 - BUT MATTY DIDN'T HIT COLLIN. 151 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,675 - THEN WHO DID? - JENNA. 152 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,776 - WHAT? 153 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,478 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 154 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,414 - WELL, I HAD JUST TRIED CALLING TAMARA, YOU KNOW, 155 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,748 TO FILL HER IN ON THE SITCH, 156 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,417 BUT SHE WASN'T PICKING UP. 157 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,818 SO WHEN I CAME BACK IN, 158 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,487 JENNA WAS TAKING COLLIN INTO THE KITCHEN. 159 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,188 - I'M SO SORRY, COLLIN. 160 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,289 I CAN'T DEAL. 161 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,826 AND THEN THE DUDE SLOWLY TURNED TO ME, 162 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,829 LOOKED ME SQUARE IN THE EYE AND SAID... 163 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,897 - I DIDN'T KNOW A GIRL COULD HIT THAT HARD. 164 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,700 - CAN YOU BELIEVE HE HAD THE BALLS TO TURN TO ME FOR EMPATHY? 165 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,268 - IT'S INFURIATING. 166 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,237 BUT BESIDES THE POINT, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 167 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,605 AND WHERE WAS I? 168 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:12,706 - WELL, THEN JENNA LEFT THE ROOM 169 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,442 AND MRS. HAMILTON TOOK COLLIN TO THE SINK. 170 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,043 - OH, GOD. OKAY, COME WITH ME. 171 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,546 - YOU WERE ON THE COUCH EATING GUAC AND CHIPS. 172 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,113 - RIGHT. 173 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,315 MY BLOOD SUGAR ALWAYS GETS LOW WHEN I'M STRESSED. 174 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,784 - AND MRS. HAMILTON MAKES SOME GOOD GUAC. 175 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,586 - PLEASE. SHE DON'T MAKE THAT. 176 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,954 IT'S STORE-BOUGHT. 177 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,522 - BUT I'VE SEEN HER PUTTING AVOCADOS INTO A BOWL. 178 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,923 - WITH THE STORE-BOUGHT GUAC. 179 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,792 IT'S HER TRICK. 180 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:37,097 SO WHAT WE KNOW IS JENNA HIT COLLIN TO WIN MATTY BACK. 181 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,166 - AND THEN FELT BAD FOR [bleep] UP COLLIN'S FACE. 182 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,368 - SO SHE WENT BACK INSIDE TO HELP FIX SAID FACE, THEN-- 183 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,204 - WENT BACK OUTSIDE AGAIN TO FIND MATTY 184 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,338 TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS. 185 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,607 - AND HE'S A SOFTIE, WHICH MEANS... 186 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,041 both: THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER! 187 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,744 - BUT JENNA DIDN'T HIT COLLIN. 188 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,179 I DID. 189 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,847 WHICH IS WHY I MISSED SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 190 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:54,848 I HAD TO SEE A DOCTOR. 191 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,184 MY HAND BLEW UP TO THE SIZE OF A POTATO. 192 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,886 - EVERYONE'S HAND IS THE SIZE OF A POTATO. 193 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,321 - NO, LIKE, A MODERN POTATO THAT'S JACKED AND STACKED. 194 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,490 ON STEROIDS. 195 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,624 - SO WHAT HAPPENED? - I SPRAINED IT. 196 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,192 both: NO, WITH COLLIN. 197 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,060 - OHHH. 198 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,830 SO I WAS JIMMY-JAMMYING IT TO GET TO THE PARTY, 199 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,164 BUT I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION 200 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,766 AND HAD TO STOP TO DE-CLING THE STATIC 201 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,334 THAT WAS RIDING THE JUTT OF MY BUTT. 202 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,869 SO MY TIMING WAS OFF AND I WAS LATE-LATE. 203 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,304 AND I COULDN'T FIND MY PHONE. 204 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,573 IT WASN'T IN MY PURSE OR ON MY PERSON 205 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:20,874 AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT. 206 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,976 ANYWAY, WHEN I GOT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, 207 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,778 JENNA AND COLLIN WERE GETTING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL 208 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,013 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 209 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,415 I WAS SPEECHLESS, WHICH REALLY SAYS SOMETHING. 210 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:31,251 SO I SLID AND HID, AND THEN BEFORE I COULD GET 211 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,153 INTO A GOOD SQUAT OF THOUGHT, I HEARD... 212 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,255 all: SURPRISE! 213 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,958 - AT THAT POINT, I KNEW IT WAS SAFE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 214 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,527 BUT AS I POPPED OUT OF THE BUSHES, 215 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,362 COLLIN THEN MATTY THEN JENNA ROLLED OUT OF THE HOUSE. 216 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,364 AS THE BOYS RAN DOWN THE STEPS, JENNA YELLED... 217 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,365 - WAIT! 218 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,800 - AND IT WAS SO SAD 219 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,936 BECAUSE THEY BOTH TURNED, NOT KNOWING WHO SHE WAS TALKING TO. 220 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,203 - IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 221 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,304 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 222 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,606 - SHE WAS TALKING TO MATTY. 223 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,441 AND MATTY--POOR MATTY. 224 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,309 HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD BEEN STUN GUNNED TO THE HEART, 225 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,746 SO HE WAS, LIKE, PARALYZED, NOT SAYING ANYTHING. 226 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,548 SO I DID WHAT ANY DECENT FRIEND WOULD DO. 227 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:01,615 I GAVE HIM A NUDGE. 228 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:05,452 HIT HIM! 229 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,821 - WHAT'S THE POINT? 230 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,922 - FINE. 231 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,123 IF YOU WON'T, I WILL. 232 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,559 - OW! 233 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,060 [bleep]! 234 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,061 YOU BROKE MY NOSE. 235 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,129 - AND YOU BROKE MY BF/GF/BFF! 236 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,566 DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY YEARS OF PRAYING IT TOOK 237 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:19,933 TO MAKE THAT DREAM A REALITY? 238 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,235 YOU RUINED MY LIFE! OW. 239 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,371 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT DOUCHEBAG? 240 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,773 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HIT HIM. 241 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,175 - IT WAS AN IMPULSIVE REACTION TO AN EMOTIONAL SITUATION 242 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,878 AND I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER PISSED-FIST AGAIN, EVER. 243 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,212 PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 244 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,181 - I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 245 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,248 I'M IMPRESSED. 246 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,316 YOU DID SOME REAL DAMAGE. 247 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,484 UP TOP, BABE. 248 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:41,321 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 249 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,257 - [clears throat] 250 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,061 SO THEY'RE OVER? 251 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,030 - FINISHED. - DONE-ZO WASHINGTON. 252 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,031 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 253 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,165 all: JENNA AND MATTY. 254 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,101 - THEY'RE NOT DONE. 255 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,073 - HOW ARE THEY NOT DONE? 256 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,141 - I DON'T KNOW THE INS AND OUTS. 257 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,142 I JUST KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 258 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,611 AND HERE'S WHAT I KNOW. 259 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,179 I WAS CROUCHED DOWN NEXT TO MING FOR THE SURPRISE, 260 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,481 WHICH WAS TRICKY, BECAUSE I'M NOT A SMALL PERSON. 261 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:12,285 SUDDENLY, JENNA AND COLLIN CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, TONGUE TIED 262 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,789 AND WE YELLED: all: SURPRISE! 263 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,857 - WERE WERE THERE, WE KNOW. 264 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,225 GET TO THE PERTINENT INFO. 265 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,493 - OKAY, OKAY. 266 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,631 SO THE SCENE BECAME CHAOTIC. 267 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,499 COMPLETE, DISORGANIZED MAYHEM, AND MAYHEM ISN'T MY MIDDLE NAME. 268 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,535 IT'S CHEN. - OH! 269 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,537 - THEREFORE, I WAS EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. 270 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,639 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 271 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,973 LET'S JUST PUT ON SOME MUSIC-- 272 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,042 - ALL I WANTED WAS TO GRAB A SNACK AND GO. 273 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,244 BUT I GOT SANDBAGGED BY MS. MARKS. 274 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,245 - YOU. 275 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,246 YOU'RE TALL AND GOOD AT MATH. 276 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,247 I NEED YOUR EXPERTISE. 277 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,314 COME WITH ME. 278 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,515 THIS IS THE TICKET. 279 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,217 NOTHING GETS A PARTY BACK ON TRACK 280 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,853 LIKE LA PINATA. 281 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,288 AND I JAM PACKED THAT BAD BOY WITH SO MANY GOODIES 282 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,490 THAT WE WILL BE BLOWING AWAY OUR PROBLEMS 283 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,526 ALONG WITH LITTLE BOTTLES OF BUBBLES. 284 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,195 - I THINK THAT MAY BE THE PROBLEM. 285 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,297 THE PINATA'S TOO HEAVY. 286 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,067 - PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, JUNIOR. YOUR PEOPLE BUILT THE RAILROADS. 287 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,268 COME ON. 288 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,435 - IS THAT WHY SHE ASKED IF YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH? 289 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,804 - POSSIBLY. 290 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,405 OR SHE'S RACIST. 291 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,874 - OOH, WHO'S A RACIST? 292 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,108 all: VALERIE. 293 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,509 - TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 294 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,944 - I'M ABOUT TO. 295 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,113 ANYWAY, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT 296 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,948 HOW TO RIG THE PINATA BASED ON AN ALGORITHM 297 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,584 OF HEIGHT PLUS WEIGHT MINUS IGNORANCE. 298 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,988 WHEN SUDDENLY, OUT OF A PLAY IN MY OWN HANDBOOK, 299 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,189 MATTY HOPPED THE FENCE 300 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,456 AND HEADED TO A BACK ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE. 301 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,759 all: JENNA'S BACKDOOR! - SURE. 302 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,296 - DID HE OR DIDN'T HE GO INSIDE? 303 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,432 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT OR THE LAYOUT OF THE HOUSE. 304 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,302 I'VE ONLY BEEN PRIVY TO THE LIVING ROOM AND BACKYARD. 305 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:39,239 - AFTER HE HOPPED THE FENCE, DID MATTY GO RIGHT OR LEFT? 306 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,575 - IT WAS THE LEFT. 307 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,177 - THAT'S THE SIDE YARD. 308 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,679 THERE'S NO ENTRANCE. 309 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,780 - MAYBE IT WAS THE RIGHT. 310 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,781 I'M GETTING FLUSTERED. 311 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,050 LET ME THINK. 312 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,485 IT WAS THE RIGHT. 313 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,653 DEFINITELY THE RIGHT. 314 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,188 I THINK. 315 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,790 - HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHT FROM YOUR LEFT? 316 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,958 - THIS IS IMPORTANT! 317 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,392 - I'M--I'M NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSURE, 318 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,794 AND I'M MODERATELY DYSLEXIC! 319 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,463 - THAT'S OKAY. TAKE A BREATH. 320 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,165 SO FROM WHAT WE CAN GATHER, 321 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,735 MATTY WENT TO JENNA'S BACKDOOR TO MAKE UP. 322 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,736 - OR TEAR INTO HER. - NOPE. 323 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,103 YOU'RE BOTH WRONG. 324 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:14,775 APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY BACKDOOR AUTHORITY AT THIS TABLE. 325 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,511 YOU SEE, I HAD GOTTEN TO THE PARTY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. 326 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,048 AND WHILE EVERYONE WAS SCRAMBLING FOR A HIDING SPOT, 327 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,750 NATURE CALLED. 328 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,552 I NEED TO FIND THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM AND FAST. 329 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,988 BUT THE POWDER ROOM WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE ACTION 330 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,558 AND I DON'T LIKE TO BROADCAST MY STREAM. 331 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,627 [toilet flushes] UPON FINISHING MY BUSINESS, 332 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,330 I HEARD: all: SURPRISE! 333 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,631 - I HAD MISSED THE SPECTACLE, 334 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,534 SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MY TIME AND LATHER UP ON LOTION. 335 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,271 MANAGING OUR SKIN CARE IS ESSENTIAL AT OUR AGE. 336 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:48,141 NOT TO MENTION, THE LOTION WAS JASMINE SCENTED. 337 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,077 I LOVE ME SOME TROPICAL FLOWERS. 338 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,279 REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME I WAS TIME-SHARING IN TULUM 339 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,513 AND THE FAMILY WAS GATHERED AROUND. 340 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,982 WE WERE ALL LAYING OUT ON THE BEACH, TANNING-- 341 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,149 all: GET TO IT! 342 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,818 - JEEZ, SETTLE DOWN. 343 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,120 I'M JUST TRYING TO PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE. 344 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,857 SO, I LEFT THE BATHROOM AND LO AND BEHOLD, 345 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,259 THERE WAS JENNA ON HER BED, CRYING. 346 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,660 OH, NO. 347 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,162 DID THE SURPRISE SCARE YOU? 348 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,864 JENNA DIDN'T ANSWER. 349 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,000 SHE JUST CRIED HARDER. - [sobs] 350 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,903 - AND THAT'S WHEN MATTY BARGED IN. 351 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,037 all: AND THEN WHAT? 352 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,405 - HE STARTED PACING. 353 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,173 - 'CAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY. 354 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,574 - OR FIGHT OFF THE TEARS. 355 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,043 - OR GET A LITTLE EXERCISE. 356 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,912 - STOP INTERJECTING! 357 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,980 CLARK, FINISH, PLEASE. 358 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,615 - THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 359 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:32,519 SO, MATTY CONTINUED PACING BACK AND FORTH 360 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,221 LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM AND JENNA PLEADED: 361 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,089 - MATTY, PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN. 362 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,157 - OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING. 363 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,126 I THINK THAT KISS SAID IT ALL. 364 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,393 - WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LOOK AT ME? 365 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,895 - BUT HE WOULDN'T LOOK AT HER. 366 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,730 HE JUST KEPT PACING AROUND THE ROOM. 367 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,165 AND THEN-- all: AND THEN? 368 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,900 - HE FOUND HIS CAR KEYS AND LEFT. 369 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,336 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 370 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,538 - OR MAYBE IT DOES. 371 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,340 MAYBE HE LEFT TO CALM DOWN 372 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,176 AND JENNA TEXTED COLLIN TO TELL HIM TO LEAVE, 373 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,278 AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY COLLIN GOT UPSET 374 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,913 AND STARTED THE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN. 375 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,581 - THERE WAS A FIRE? 376 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,383 - OH, RIGHT. THE FIRE. 377 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,253 WE WERE EATING CHIPS AND GUAC-- - MADE AT GELSON'S. 378 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,021 - WHEN SOMETHING STARTED TO SMELL. 379 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,389 IS SOMETHING BURNING? 380 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,891 - UM... [sniffs] 381 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,625 YEAH. 382 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,528 [smoke detector beeps] 383 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,464 - FIRE! 384 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,702 - LACEY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING 385 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,737 COOKING PRE-COOKED CUPCAKES? 386 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,307 - TOLD YA, MRS. HAMILTON DOESN'T COOK. 387 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,608 SHE COLLABORATES. 388 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,943 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE STIR-FRY 389 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,378 SHE MADE FOR ME LAST YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY? 390 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:35,883 - THAT WASN'T STIR-FRY. IT WAS STIR-LIE, MY FRIEND. 391 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:36,884 - AND THAT'S IT? 392 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,885 THAT'S ALL WE KNOW? 393 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,219 - ACTUALLY, NO. 394 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,889 AFTER THE FIRE WAS OUT, WE HEARD A SCREAM. 395 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,057 - AND WE RAN OUTSIDE TO CONSOLE JENNA. 396 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,492 - BUT THAT WASN'T JENNA. 397 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,760 - WHY DID YOU SCREAM? 398 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,529 - WELL... 399 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,033 IT STARTED WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR THE SURPRISE 400 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,668 AND I GOT THE GREAT IDEA TO FILM IT. 401 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,770 I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANNA SEE THEIR OWN SURPRISE 402 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,972 AFTER BEING SURPRISED? 403 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,340 BUT MY PHONE WAS IN MY PURSE 404 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,909 THAT WAS UNDER A COUPLE OF BAGS 405 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,810 AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF MING AND FRED. 406 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,079 BUT THANKFULLY, I HAD FULL MOBILITY AGAIN 407 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,648 AND I COULD REACH AROUND WITH FULL RANGE OF COMMOTION. 408 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,649 all: MOTION. 409 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,683 - AND THEN THE DOOR STARTED TO TURN 410 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,952 AND VALERIE GOT IN MY FACE 411 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,021 AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I WAS UP ON MY FEET. 412 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,089 all: SURPRISE. 413 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,925 I MEAN, I SPRUNG UP REAL FAST 414 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,360 'CAUSE I'M ALMOST AS FLEXIBLE AS I WAS BEFORE THE ACCIDENT. 415 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,963 all: SKIP AHEAD! 416 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,599 - SO THEN, JENNA AND COLLIN CAME BACK INSIDE 417 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,435 AND I STARTED EATING AND TEXTING-- 418 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,170 all: SKIP AHEAD! - TO WHERE? 419 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,239 all: THE SCREAM! - OH. 420 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,540 OKAY. 421 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,774 [smoke detector beeps] SO THERE WAS A FIRE. 422 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,842 FIRE! 423 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,710 AND I HATE FIRES, SO I RAN OUTSIDE, 424 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,112 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO RUN. 425 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,248 FIRST I RAN ONE WAY AND INTO MATTY, 426 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,649 WHO WAS HOPPING THE FENCE. 427 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,384 THEN I RAN THE OTHER WAY AND-- 428 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,287 [screams] 429 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,557 GOT HIT IN THE HEAD. - ARE YOU OKAY? 430 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,760 - I'M OKAY. 431 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,568 NOW I'M NOT. 432 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,404 [all gasp] 433 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,339 - AH, NAILED IT! 434 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,108 - NOW I'M CONFUSED. 435 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,077 MATTY LEFT AND HOPPED THE FENCE, 436 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,380 BUT...DID THEY BREAK UP? 437 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,083 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GUESS? 438 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,485 all: NO. 439 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,653 - WHERE DID MATTY GO? 440 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,090 - MY HOUSE. 441 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,227 - WHAT HAPPENED AT YOUR HOUSE? 442 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,761 - A CELEBRATION OF SORTS. 443 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,863 WHILE I WASN'T INVITED TO JENNA'S PARTY, 444 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,898 I WAS THERE. 445 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,134 VIRTUALLY SPEAKING. 446 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,603 all: SURPRISE! 447 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:41,141 - OH, HAMILTOE, HOW YOU NEVER CEASE TO DISAPPOINT. 448 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,076 [knocks on door] 449 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,847 MATTY WAS APATHETIC. 450 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,884 THAT BITCH WAS DEAD TO HIM ON ARRIVAL. 451 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,654 - HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? 452 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:11,504 - I GOTTA SAY, I WAS SURPRISED HE WAS SO CALLOUS. 453 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,574 - HE DUMPED HER? 454 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,510 - I CANNOT CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT STATEMENT. 455 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,113 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - IT MEANS SHE'S USELESS. 456 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,783 - AND YOU'RE A TROLL. 457 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,719 YOU'RE WELCOME. 458 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,057 - THIS IS POINTLESS. 459 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,091 CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 460 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,292 - PLEASE. 461 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,660 - NUSSBAUM LIQUOR DOESN'T CARD ANYMORE. 462 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,428 all: REALLY? 463 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:41,268 [chattering, laughter] 464 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,936 - L-DOG, I GOT NADA. NO INTEL. 465 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,072 NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 466 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,506 - THANKS FOR TRYING. 467 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,076 I GUESS WE WON'T KNOW TILL WE KNOW. 468 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:52,379 - IS THE FOX STILL IN THE HOLE? - SHE'S IN HER ROOM. 469 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:56,083 AND THERE'S NO TELLING IF SHE'LL EVER COME OUT. 470 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,817 GOTTA GO. [phone beeps] 471 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,352 HONEY, YOU OKAY? 472 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,720 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 473 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,422 - TO TALK TO MATTY. 474 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:07,094 - TO...BREAK UP? MAKE UP? 475 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,728 - I DON'T KNOW. 476 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,164 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 477 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,669 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN GOING ON? 478 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,405 - A DAY. 479 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,508 A FEW DAYS. NOT LONG. 480 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,010 - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM? 481 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,011 ACTUALLY DON'T--DON'T TELL ME. 482 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,149 I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 483 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,983 JUST TELL ME THAT I WON'T EVER HAVE TO KNOW. 484 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,986 - OKAY. 485 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,921 BUT IT MEANT NOTHING. 486 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:14,227 - OKAY, I-I CAN FORGIVE YOU, JENNA. 487 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,929 IT'S JUST--IT'S GONNA TAKE ME SOME TIME. 488 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,166 - I UNDERSTAND. 489 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:24,437 - SO, WELL, UH, LET'S TRY TO GET BACK TO WHERE WE WERE? 490 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,544 - WE CAN'T. 491 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,182 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 492 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:40,187 - I MEAN, I CAN'T--I CAN'T GO BACK. 493 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,525 - ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 494 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,493 - NO. 495 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:52,365 WE'RE BREAKING UP WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE... 496 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,701 THIS MUST HAVE HAPPENED FOR A REASON, 497 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,969 AND I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU 498 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,806 AND WONDER IF WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME 499 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,841 YOU SEE THE SAME GIRL YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH 500 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,110 BEFORE THIS HAPPENED. 501 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,749 I'M SO, SO SORRY, MATTY. 502 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,685 I'M SO SORRY. 503 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:18,124 - * I NEED YOU BACK 504 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,461 * ARE YOU COMIN' BACK * 505 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,364 - [sniffles] 506 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:29,602 - * I'M WAITING * 507 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:35,875 * I'M WAITING * 508 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,712 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 509 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,013 A BARBECUE IS THE PERFECT WAY TO EASE THE WEIRDNESS. 510 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,014 - WHO'S COMING? - EVERYBODY. 511 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,850 - EVERYBODY EXCEPT MATTY. 512 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,252 - I'LL GO TO THE DAMN BARBECUE. 513 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,386 I SERIOUSLY DON'T CARE. 514 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,487 - I DON'T WANT THEM FEELING PRESSURED 515 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,488 TO TAKE SIDES. 516 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,390 - NO ONE IS TAKING SIDES. 517 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,524 - WHERE ARE ALL THE HOTTIES? 518 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,559 - MING TEXTED. THEY'RE RUNNING LATE. 519 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,161 - HOW LATE? [phone tone] 520 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,429 - LATE.