1 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,372 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,873 - YOU BROKE UP? WHEN? 3 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,909 - WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU. 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:11,011 - YOU SAID YOU WERE NEVER EMBARRASSED OF ME. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,214 - I LIED. - YOU'RE 16. 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,648 IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO BE SELFISH, 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,749 IT'S NOW. 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,621 - HEY. 9 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:29,397 - IT HAD BEEN 31 HOURS-- MINUS THE 2 I COULD SLEEP-- 10 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,832 OF SIGNIFICANT SELF-LOATHING. 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,667 I HAD CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND. 12 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,136 AND WITH TIME TRAVEL OFF THE TABLE 13 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,504 TO UNDO THE DIRTY DEED, 14 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,638 I HAD TO TAKE CONTROL 15 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,007 AND ENSURE IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 16 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:42,943 GET IN. 17 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,714 WHAT HAPPENED LAST FRIDAY WAS WRONG. 18 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,916 - AGREED. 19 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,218 - I LOVE MATTY. - I KNOW. 20 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,985 - AND IT IS NOT RIGHT TO HURT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. 21 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,187 - COULDN'T AGREE MORE. - SO IT'S DONE. 22 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,588 - IT'S DONE. - JUST TO CLARIFY, 23 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,457 THE "IT" MEANS "WE." WE ARE DONE. 24 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:57,491 - CLARIFIED. - GOOD. 25 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,659 - GREAT. SEE YOU IN CLASS. 26 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,629 - BYE. - * IT'S A LONG WAY HOME * 27 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,432 * IT'S A LONG WAY HOME AT LAST * 28 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,833 * WE'RE NOT SUFFERING * 29 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,570 * THE SECONDS THAT HAVE PASSED TONIGHT * 30 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,838 - MM. NO, NO, NO. 31 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,306 WE CAN'T, WE CAN'T. - IT WAS A PARTING KISS. 32 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,974 - SEAL OF CLOSURE. - EXACTLY. NOW IT'S-- 33 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,177 - WE'RE-- - OVER. 34 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,945 - * IT'S A LONG WAY HOME * 35 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,881 * IT'S A LONG WAY HOME AT LAST * 36 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,250 - TRUCE? 37 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:26,354 - * THE SECONDS THAT HAVE PASSED TONIGHT * 38 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,355 - TRUCE. 39 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:34,862 * 40 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,830 [knocks on window] 41 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,900 [pounds on window] 42 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,903 * 43 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,174 [typing] 44 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,809 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAW THAT. 45 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,245 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 46 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,746 THIS IS BONKY KONG. 47 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,215 YOUR COLLIN DALLIANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 48 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,383 A ONE-TIME SPECIAL EVENT, 49 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,185 LIKE IF I SAW FIVE ERECTIONS 50 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,187 FROM ONE DIRECTION IN MY DIRECTION. 51 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,688 YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST LIVING IN THE MOMENT 52 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:01,689 AND THAT THE KISS MEANT NOTHING. 53 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,823 - IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 54 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,325 - THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT AGAIN? 55 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,626 - I DON'T KNOW. 56 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,061 - JENNA, ONCE IS AN ACCIDENT, TWICE IS AN AFFAIR. 57 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,062 - I WAS TRYING TO END IT. 58 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,431 - BY SHOVING YOUR FACE INTO HIS? 59 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,032 - THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL. 60 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,734 - I KNOW. I SAW. 61 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,403 SO NOW, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES: 62 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,705 EITHER END IT WITH COLLIN OR TELL MATTY. 63 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,307 - OH, I'VE TRIED THE FIRST ONE, AND THAT'S NOT WORKING. 64 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,209 AND THE SECOND OPTION IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 65 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,943 - THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT OPTION THREE. 66 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:23,977 - THERE'S A THIRD? - YEAH. 67 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,346 AND IT ENTAILS ME TELLING MATTY 68 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,680 BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET. 69 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,349 SO IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE OPTION "A" OR "B" SOON, 70 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,683 OPTION "C" MIGHT NOT BE AN OPTION 71 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,785 BUT RATHER A FOREGONE CONCLUSION. 72 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,854 JENNA, HOLDING ON TO A SECRET THIS BIG 73 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:34,855 RUNS THE RISK OF SECRET LEAKAGE. 74 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:35,856 - WHAT? 75 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:36,990 - YOU KNOW, WHEN LITTLE SECRETS 76 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,058 SPRING UP AND OUT IN MY ATTEMPT 77 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,059 TO HOLD DOWN THE BIG ONE. 78 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,228 HELP ME, JENNA. 79 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,762 IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS, I MIGHT EXPLODE, 80 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,232 AND THERE IS NO TELLING HOW MANY LIVES I MIGHT RUIN. 81 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,966 - YOUR SECRET IS SAFE. 82 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,236 I AM AMAZING AT SECRETS. 83 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,404 - I'M NOT, AND I'M EVEN WORSE WITH SURPRISES. 84 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,605 - AREN'T THEY THE SAME THING? 85 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,374 - NO. MAYBE. 86 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,575 YES! 87 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,077 OH, DAMN IT, HOW AM I GONNA PULL THIS OFF? 88 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,847 I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR JENNA 89 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,148 SINCE SHE WAS THREE. 90 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,650 AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, 91 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,419 SHE ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND OUT. 92 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:09,089 MM, I ORDERED THEM FOR YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 93 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,424 SHIT. 94 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:14,027 YOU CAN WEAR IT FOR YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 95 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,797 SHIT. 96 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,132 SHIT. 97 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,035 THE ONLY SURPRISE I'VE EVER PULLED OFF FOR JENNA 98 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,572 WAS REDOING HER ROOM FOR HER 16TH BIRTHDAY. 99 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,407 - AND THE REAL SURPRISE THERE WAS THAT SHE LEFT IT REDONE 100 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:31,011 AS LONG AS SHE DID, OOF. 101 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:34,315 - I REALLY WANNA PULL OFF HER PARTY THIS YEAR. 102 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,316 CAN YOU HELP? 103 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,084 - CAN I HELP? 104 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,420 MY MIDDLE NAME ISN'T "TA-DA" FOR NOTHING. 105 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,089 ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T MY GIVEN NAME. 106 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,024 I ROCKED IT IN COLLEGE WHEN I WORKED AT A GAY BAR 107 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:47,361 AND I WOULD SHOW OFF MY MAN BOOBS FOR EXTRA CASH. 108 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,629 - INTERESTING. - IT WAS. 109 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:52,199 I MEAN, WHO KNEW GAY MEN WANTED TO SEE BOOBS ON A DUDE? 110 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,434 - BUT YOU'RE NOT A DUDE. 111 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,804 - EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY IT WAS SUCH A GREAT SCAM. 112 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,907 CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING-CHING. 113 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,977 CHA-CHING. 114 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,113 - SO FRIDAY! 115 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,148 CAN YOU KEEP JENNA BUSY AFTER SCHOOL 116 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,150 SO EVERYONE CAN GET TO THE HOUSE AND HIDE? 117 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,652 - YOU GOT IT, L-DOG. 118 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,954 I WILL TAKE OUR GIRL TO MY FAVORITE DIVE BAR, 119 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:18,225 PUT A LITTLE HAIR ON HER CHEST, AND THEN DROP HER OFF. 120 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,329 OR WE CAN PAINT MUGS AT COLOR ME MINE 121 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,431 AND THEN HEAD OVER. 122 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,433 - I WAS LOST IN THOUGHT. 123 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,135 I HAD TO TELL MATTY. WHAT WOULD I SAY? 124 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,136 NOTHING. 125 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,438 WHICH MEANT I HAD TO AVOID HIM 126 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,673 UNTIL I GOT BACK FROM MY GUILT TRIP. 127 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,675 - HEY, WE NEED TO FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT. 128 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,410 - MY GUILT TRIP HAD BEEN EXTENDED. 129 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,078 THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT, IT'S OVER. 130 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,647 - BUT IT'S ON FRIDAY. 131 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,648 - WHAT'S ON FRIDAY? 132 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,416 - YOUR BIRTHDAY. [laughs] 133 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,917 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TO CELEBRATE? 134 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,420 - RIGHT, YES. MY BIRTHDAY. 135 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,889 UH, NOTHING. 136 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,057 I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING. 137 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,725 - ARE YOU SURE? 138 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,427 OKAY, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. 139 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,263 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET OUT OF IT THAT EASY. 140 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:59,066 - AND I'M NOT EITHER. 141 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,801 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, CHEATING ON MATTY? 142 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,503 YOU NEED TO SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. 143 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,372 - TAMARA HAS SUCH A LOUD MOUTH. 144 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,907 - OH-HO-HO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM TAMARA. 145 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,409 I GOT IT FROM MY DAILY MAFIA BRIEFING. 146 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,043 - THE MAFIA KNOWS? 147 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,379 - IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION? 148 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,880 OF COURSE WE DO. WE'RE MAGIC. 149 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,849 BUT DON'T FLIP OUT YET. 150 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,285 ASIANS NOT ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO GREAT HAIR, 151 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:19,820 BUT THEY KEEP THINGS QUIET. 152 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,557 - WELL, GREAT, 'CAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO END IT RIGHT NOW. 153 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,858 - MING! 154 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,795 - [chuckles] YOU'RE BACK! 155 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:32,032 - AM I? 156 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,134 - BECCA'S M.I.A. OR LAYING LOW. 157 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,235 EITHER WAY, SHE'S DONE. 158 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,270 THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR. 159 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,271 HOW WAS IDAHO? 160 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,407 - NOT BAD. 161 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,875 NOT GOOD, JUST SAFE, 162 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,744 ALTHOUGH I'M GONNA MISS TAKING CERAMICS. 163 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,413 I REALLY WORKED OUT A LOT OF MY ANXIETY 164 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,748 THROWING A GOOD POT OR TWO. 165 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,217 I EVEN MADE YOU A CLAY HAT. 166 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,219 I'VE MISSED YOU, MING. 167 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,521 JUST MING. 168 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:56,424 - I MISSED YOU TOO. 169 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,925 WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR CERAMICS HERE? 170 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,593 - I TRIED, BUT THEY'RE OVER CAPACITY. 171 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:03,864 - HMM. 172 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,067 NOT ANYMORE. YOU'RE IN. 173 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,105 - HUH. 174 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,074 - THIS IS CRAZY, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. 175 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,543 - WHAT NEEDS TO STOP? 176 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,479 - UH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING MY BIRTHDAY. 177 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,947 EVERYONE'S MAKING WAY TOO BIG A DEAL ABOUT IT. 178 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,982 - INTERESTING, BECAUSE MATTY TOLD ME 179 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,518 THAT NO ONE WAS MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 180 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,254 YOU KNOW MATTY, RIGHT? JENNA'S BOYFRIEND. 181 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:31,692 - SURE DO. 182 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,361 - YOU NEED TO WATCH IT. - WATCH WHAT? 183 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,963 - WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S GOING ON 184 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,465 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 185 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,468 EVEN THOUGH MATTY IS BLIND TO YOUR TREACHERY, 186 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,469 I'M NOT. 187 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,036 I KNOW WHEN SOMETHING'S UP, 188 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:46,039 AND SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY UP. 189 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,841 - REALLY? 190 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,511 DO TELL. 191 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,747 - UM, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING 192 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,383 WORKING ON... 193 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,552 THE ASSIGNMENT TOGETHER. 194 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,788 I WAS THINKING THAT WE COULD WRITE A STORY 195 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,222 ABOUT THE GENESIS OF A GIRL 196 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,993 WHO GOES FROM HEINOUS WALLFLOWER TO HIDEOUS SKANK. 197 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,327 - SO IT'S AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL PIECE? 198 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:10,531 - YES. 199 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,501 NO, I MEAN, NOT ABOUT ME. 200 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,103 - MISS SAXTON, DON'T FEIGN MODESTY IN MY CLASS. 201 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,372 ANTI-HEROES ARE COMPLICATED CHARACTER STUDIES. 202 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,677 AND HEINOUS SKANKS ARE PLEASURES TO READ AND RUIN. 203 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,946 SO WHY DON'T YOU WRITE THAT UP AND ACT IT OUT? 204 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,147 I SUSPECT YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY 205 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,549 A HEINOUS CHARACTER QUITE WELL. 206 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,851 - I-I CAN'T-- 207 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,020 I CAN'T DO THAT. 208 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,988 - WELL... 209 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,289 THEN DON'T FUCK AROUND IN MY CLASS. 210 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,390 CAPISCE? 211 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,692 IF YOU WANNA BULLY MISS HAMILTON HERE, 212 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:39,693 DO IT ONLINE. 213 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,361 YOU GROW SOME BALLS. 214 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,597 NO ONE GETS ANYWHERE IN LIFE TAKING SHIT. 215 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,098 NOW GIVE ME 500 WORDS 216 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,737 ON THE NUANCES OF BEING A PUSSY. 217 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,071 NOW. 218 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,006 - POST-MY COWARDLY REFLECTION EXPRESSION 219 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,308 THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY NOT HARD TO WRITE, 220 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,378 I REALIZED I NEEDED TO SHED MY SCAREDY-CAT SKIN. 221 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,947 I WAS NOT A WUSS OR A PUSS. 222 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,215 SO IT WAS TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE COLLIN BALLIN' 223 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,551 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 224 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,552 - HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 225 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:07,087 - OR ONCE MY BOYFRIEND SKEDOODLED. 226 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,556 - SORRY I MISSED YOUR PARTY LAST WEEKEND. 227 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,457 DID I MISS MUCH? - NO, NOTHIN'. 228 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,259 NOTHIN' AT ALL. - SO I NEED A FAVOR. 229 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,260 - UH, OKAY. 230 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,261 - THAT PHOTOGRAPHER CHICK 231 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,262 THAT YOU HAD THE PARTY FOR, 232 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,263 WHAT'S HER NAME? 233 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,665 - ELIZABETH KAREN. - RIGHT. 234 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,232 I'D LOVE TO BUY ONE OF HER PHOTOGRAPHS 235 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,367 FOR JENNA'S BIRTHDAY. 236 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,669 THINK YOU COULD HELP ME GET ONE 237 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,136 IN A REASONABLE PRICE RANGE? 238 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,605 - I CAN LOOK INTO IT. - SWEET. 239 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,207 AND DON'T TELL JENNA. I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 240 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,408 - NOT A PROBLEM. 241 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,977 - AND THANKS FOR DROPPING HER OFF ON FRIDAY. 242 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,445 THAT WAS REALLY COOL OF YOU, MAN. 243 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,948 - [sighs] 244 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,084 - WHAT DID MATTY WANT? - I CAN'T TELL YOU. 245 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,786 - OH, GOD. HE KNOWS, DOESN'T HE? 246 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,820 HE HAS GONE BLIND SAY-DUMB. 247 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,988 AND HE'S CONVINCED YOU 248 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:41,989 TO BE COMPLICIT IN THIS SCHEME 249 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,456 BECAUSE IT'S BROS OVER HOS 250 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,593 AND I'M THE HO THAT YOU'RE BOTH NOW MAD AT, RIGHT? 251 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,494 DAMN IT, I SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. 252 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,163 - HE WANTS TO BUY YOU ONE OF ELIZABETH'S PHOTOGRAPHS. 253 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,264 - WHAT? WHY? 254 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,432 - FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 255 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,867 - OH, SHIT, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 256 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,102 HERE I AM LYING AND CHEATING. 257 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,637 AND HE IS CONSPIRING TO SURPRISE ME 258 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,806 WITH THE MOST THOUGHTFUL, GENEROUS GIFT. 259 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,608 I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON. - YOU'RE NOT. 260 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,675 - YES, I AM. 261 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,376 I REALLY LOVE HIM. WE HAVE TO STOP. 262 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,614 - WE HAVE TO. 263 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,790 - AM I BEING PARANOID, 264 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:20,027 OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US? 265 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,995 - THEY'RE DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT US. 266 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,797 - WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM? - NOTHING. 267 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:24,798 I HAVE SAID NOTHING. 268 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,499 I HAVE BEEN SWEATING AND STUFFING IT 269 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,035 BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP FROM SPILLING THE BEANS 270 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,336 IS TO EAT THEM. 271 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,371 IN FACT, I HAD TO EAT AN ENTIRE JAR 272 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,140 OF NUTELLA LAST NIGHT TO KEEP FROM TELLING JAKE. 273 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,642 THANK GOD YOU AND COLIN ARE DONE. 274 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,176 - WELL, DON'T THANK GOD YET. 275 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,778 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU PUT IT TO BED. 276 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,213 - I TRIED, BUT WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE OUT. 277 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,214 - "ACCIDENTALLY"? 278 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,784 - I JUST NEED A DAY OR FIVE 279 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,885 TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 280 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:45,886 - WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT 281 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,721 BECAUSE I NEED TO FIGURE IT IN. 282 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,889 I'M GETTING FAT, JENNA. 283 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:49,957 AND IF YOU DON'T HANDLE THIS, 284 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:53,060 I'M GONNA BE HEADED TO FAT CAMP. 285 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,394 - I'M GONNA GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM. 286 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,796 DON'T SAY A WORD. 287 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,700 - AND YOU: NO MORE SECRETS. 288 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,768 - WE NEED YOU... - TO KEEP A SECRET. 289 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,769 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 290 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:02,770 - YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME 291 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:03,871 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 292 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,505 - THAT MEANS LOCK-AND-KEY STYLE, BABE, 293 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,908 NOT VERBAL VOMIT, WHICH IS YOUR STANDARD PROTOCOL. 294 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,343 - YOU CANNOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TELL JENNA. 295 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,478 - I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET. 296 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,713 - BUT YOU DO. 297 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,448 MRS. HAMILTON IS THROWING JENNA A SURPRISE PARTY. 298 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,919 - JOJO MALENE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PUBES! 299 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,721 I AM HOLDING DOWN TOO MANY SECRETS. 300 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,858 AN OLDIE HAD TO GO TO MAKE ROOM FOR A NEWBIE. 301 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,795 SAFETY PRECAUTION. 302 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,403 [iPhone clicks] [typing] 303 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,106 [iPhone buzzes] 304 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,275 [iPhone chimes] 305 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,185 [bell rings] 306 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,625 - WHERE DO YOU THINK THE FIRE IS? 307 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,193 - UP HERE! 308 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,328 THERE'S NO FIRE. 309 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,429 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME. 310 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,331 AND SO, VOILA, HERE I AM. 311 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,499 - YOU SET OFF THE ALARM? - NO. 312 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,735 BUT I MADE IT HAPPEN. 313 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,602 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE IT HAPPEN? 314 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,738 - I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 315 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,372 SO I SENT A TEXT. 316 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,741 YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS. 317 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,508 EVEN I DON'T KNOW THEM. 318 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,746 RELAX, NO ONE GOT HURT. CAPPUCCINO? 319 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,980 - I DON'T THINK WE CAN LEAVE CAMPUS. 320 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:23,250 - WE DON'T HAVE TO. 321 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,221 - IT'S STARTED. - WHAT? 322 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,190 - YOUR ABUSE OF POWER. 323 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,191 IF YOU DON'T NIP IT IN THE BUD, 324 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,625 YOU'RE GONNA BECOME EVIL. 325 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,762 YOU'RE GONNA BECOME BECCA. 326 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,364 - CHILL. I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 327 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:41,168 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FLYING IN LOBSTERS FROM MAINE. 328 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,469 UNDER MY WATCH, WE GET THEM LOCAL. 329 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,304 - IT'S TOO LATE. 330 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,173 YOU'VE ALREADY TURNED. 331 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:49,810 LOOK AT YOUR GLAMOROUS HOLLYWOOD HAIR. 332 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,779 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - AWAY. 333 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:56,416 FAR, FAR AWAY... 334 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,551 TO THE PARKING LOT. 335 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,854 I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN, MING. 336 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,255 NOT WITH YOU. 337 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,957 YOU HAVE A CHOICE. 338 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,026 IT'S EITHER ME... 339 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,897 OR THE MAFIA. 340 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,033 THAT WAS JUST AN EQUIPMENT CHECK. 341 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,234 THAT WAS FOR FUN. 342 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,871 NOW, POINT ME TO THE FLAMING DIABLO. 343 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,312 - YAY. FIRE'S OUT. 344 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,315 - I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION! 345 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,518 - LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 346 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,585 THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL. 347 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,887 DID YOU GUYS SEE COLLIN HOLDING MY HAND? 348 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,722 OR DID YOU BUY MY FAKE CELEBRATORY HAND-SLAP HACK? 349 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,957 - I DIDN'T SEE SHIT. 350 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,826 BUT, SHIT, JENNA, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 351 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,027 ANY MORE STUFF ON THE DOWN-LOW. 352 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,628 I AM AT CAPACITY WITH SECRETS. 353 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,830 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PILING THEM ON. 354 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,831 THIS IS, LIKE, THE THIRD THING 355 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,199 I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW TODAY. 356 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,534 - IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 357 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,535 - NO. - YES. 358 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,837 - NO. - YES. 359 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,504 - YOUR MOM'S THROWING YOU A SURPRISE PARTY! 360 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,706 - NO. - YES. 361 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,954 - HI. - HOW WAS SCHOOL? 362 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,088 - GREAT. 363 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,556 - ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN TODAY? 364 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:14,394 - NOPE. STATUS QUO. 365 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,863 - [sighs] 366 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,397 OKAY. - YEAH. 367 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,665 YOU KNOW, IT IS OKAY 368 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,300 BECAUSE WITH MY BIRTHDAY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, 369 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,702 I JUST WANNA LAY LOW. 370 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,872 YOU KNOW, AVOID SURPRISES. 371 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,639 - THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BABE. 372 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,641 - TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARTY. 373 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,178 AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THE ONE TO SPOIL HER SURPRISE. 374 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,714 SO I WAS GONNA MAKE HER DO IT. 375 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,649 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 376 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,952 WHY DO YOU HAVE GLITTER ON YOUR CHEEK? 377 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,221 - I... 378 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,790 AM TRYING OUT A NEW MAKEUP LINE. 379 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,559 IT'S CALLED "GLITTER... 380 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,995 GIRL." 381 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,597 - AH. LOOKS GOOD. 382 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,232 WOULD BE A NICE COMPLIMENT TO YOUR SEQUIN TOP. 383 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,067 - OH, YEAH. THAT REMINDS ME. 384 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,502 I HAVE TO PICK IT UP FROM THE CLEANERS TODAY. 385 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,703 - OH, ARE YOU WEARING IT OUT TONIGHT? 386 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,940 - NO, TOMORROW, TO YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 387 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,409 SHIT. - OH, NO. 388 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,211 - I AM SO SORRY, HONEY. 389 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:08,015 - OH, IT'S OKAY. THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 390 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,482 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, 391 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,019 BUT I'M NOT UP TO CELEBRATING ANYWAY. 392 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,053 I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON, 393 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,488 AND I JUST WANNA BE ALONE. 394 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,224 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? 395 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,160 - MOST DEFINITELY. 396 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,465 - SHIT. 397 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,402 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME? 398 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,571 WHY WAS I SO FIXATED ON COLLIN? 399 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,341 HE WAS CUTE, YES, AND TALL, YES, 400 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,576 AND SO SMART THAT HE WAS SMOLDERING WITH SEX APPEAL. 401 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,111 YES, YES, AND YES. 402 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,213 SO I KNEW WHY. 403 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,951 I JUST NEEDED TO QUIT COLD TURKEY. 404 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,653 - SO... 405 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,421 YOUR DAD AND I HAVE DECIDED 406 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,623 TO HONOR YOUR BIRTHDAY REQUEST. 407 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,960 IN FACT, WE ARE GONNA TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY 408 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,661 TO GO OUT OF TOWN TOGETHER 409 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,029 AND GIVE YOU THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF. 410 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,597 IF YOU DON'T WANNA CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY, 411 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,232 WE STILL DO. 412 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,569 SO WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 413 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,171 - OH, GROSS, MOM. 414 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,572 - GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. 415 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,176 WE'RE GOING TO SEAWORLD. 416 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,112 - * BEFORE I GOTTA GO 417 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,783 - WITH MY BIOLOGICAL ANNIVERSARY ON THE HORIZON, 418 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,718 I WAS RELIEVED TO KNOW I'D HAVE SOME DOWNTIME 419 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,854 TO REFRESH AND RECALIBRATE MY SUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES. 420 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,190 I COULD NO LONGER BE SEDUCED 421 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,757 BY THE SHINY NEW BOY-TOY. 422 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,094 I WAS FINALLY TAKING CONTROL. 423 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,729 [car door closes] 424 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,498 - HEY, LISTEN. IT'S DONE. 425 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,333 LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 426 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,004 - COLLIN HAD TAKEN CONTROL. 427 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,039 WE WERE DONE. 428 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:43,376 AND SUDDENLY, MY GUILT HAD TURNED TO GLOOM. 429 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,912 17 SUCKED. 430 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,118 - COLLIN HAD BARELY BEEN A BLIP ON MY RADAR. 431 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,153 AND THEN SUDDENLY, I WAS ADDICTED. 432 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,788 I FINALLY COULD SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SMOKERS OF THE WORLD. 433 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,624 WITHDRAWAL WAS REAL. 434 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,825 AND PAINFUL. 435 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,860 - * HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 436 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,595 * BABY 437 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:03,930 - OPEN IT. - [sighs] 438 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,532 WOW. SO SURPRISED. 439 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,200 APPARENTLY, I WASN'T JUST A CHEATER. 440 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,302 I WAS ALSO A BONA FIDE LIAR. 441 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,239 - HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 442 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:15,242 [quiet pop music] 443 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,945 * 444 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,682 - OH, MY GOD. 445 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,484 I LOVE IT. 446 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,918 THANK YOU. I DON'T DESERVE THIS. 447 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,953 - WHY NOT? 448 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,655 - I HAD A LAUNDRY LIST OF REASONS. 449 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,223 BUT ROUNDING OUT THE TOP OF THE LIST 450 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,160 WAS THE FACT THAT I WAS SIMPLY A TERRIBLE PERSON. 451 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,395 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. - OH, BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT. 452 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,430 AND PLEASE, JUST ENJOY IT. 453 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,399 MAKING YOU HAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY. 454 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,667 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING TODAY. 455 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,868 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - YOUR MOM. 456 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,803 SHE CALLED ME WHEN SHE CANCELLED THE PARTY. 457 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,073 SHE SAID SHE WAS ROLLING OUT OF TOWN TONIGHT WITH YOUR DAD. 458 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,075 SO HOW ABOUT WE ORDER IN AND HANG OUT? 459 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,211 I CAN SLEEP OVER. 460 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,312 - CAN WE RAIN CHECK? 461 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,480 FOR WHATEVER REASON, 462 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,083 I DON'T FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING TONIGHT. 463 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,750 MAYBE WE CAN DO IT TOMORROW? 464 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,253 - YEAH, IT'S YOUR DAY. YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO. 465 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,754 - I'M GONNA CRY. 466 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,691 - BUT YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE. 467 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,193 - I KNOW. 468 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,794 BUT IF I STEP DOWN, 469 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,861 BECCA STEPS UP, 470 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,897 AND YOU GET SHIPPED OUT. 471 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,932 THE MAFIA IS A BURDEN THAT I NOW HAVE TO BEAR. 472 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,734 AND I ACCEPT THAT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 473 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,670 BUT REMEMBER: I DO IT FOR YOU. 474 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,775 - AW, FUCK IT. 475 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,779 I LOVE YOU. 476 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,216 AND IF THAT MEANS THAT I JUST HAVE TO ENJOY 477 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,151 THE NICE THINGS AND NOT ASK WHERE THEY COME FROM, 478 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,320 I WILL DO THAT... 479 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,323 FOR YOU. 480 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,192 - FOR US. 481 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,302 NOW, PUT THIS ON. 482 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,537 - HEY, T. 483 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,172 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ALL DAY, 484 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,440 BUT THE DEED IS DONE. 485 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,443 IT'S OVER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. 486 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,844 I PROMISE THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE SECRETS 487 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,179 TO KEEP ANY TIME SOON. 488 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,348 I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TELL MATTY 489 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,450 AND THEN YOU CAN GO ON A DIET. 490 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,752 I WAS FINALLY GETTING MY BIRTHDAY WISH. 491 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,921 TIME TO DECOMPRESS AND DE-STRESS ALONE. 492 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,459 - JENNA. 493 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,426 - OR NOT. 494 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,998 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 495 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,333 - I'M NOT CAUSING TROUBLE. 496 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,901 PROMISE. 497 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,771 I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS A LITTLE HARSH THIS MORNING. 498 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,607 AND THEN, WHEN I FOUND OUT TODAY WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, 499 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,577 I HAD TO MAKE AMENDS. 500 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,579 I GOT YOU THIS. 501 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,580 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 502 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,749 - I WANTED TO. 503 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,017 CAN WE BE FRIENDS? 504 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,519 I PROMISE TO CONTROL MYSELF. 505 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:43,723 AND WE CAN COMPLETELY FORGET ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED. 506 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,392 - SURE. 507 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,759 DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 508 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,861 YOU KNOW, AS A FRIEND? 509 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,265 - I'D LOVE THAT. 510 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,067 - * TELL ME IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH * 511 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,838 * TELL ME IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH * 512 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,975 all: SURPRISE! 513 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,715 - SHIT. 514 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,419 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 515 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,586 I AM AN ASSHOLE AND A CHEATER AND A LIAR. 516 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,854 AND EVERYONE HATES ME. 517 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,888 - DID YOU AND MATTY BREAK UP? 518 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,123 - THEY'RE OVER. - FINISHED. 519 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,259 - DONE-ZEL WASHINGTON. - THEY'RE NOT DONE. 520 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,295 - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 521 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,864 - TO TALK TO MATTY. - TO... 522 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,366 BREAK UP? MAKE UP? 523 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,300 - I DON'T KNOW.