1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,905 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,440 I'M WORRIED THIS COLLIN THING 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,042 MIGHT BE MORE THAN JUST A FANTASY. 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,910 - YOU'VE READ JENNA'S PAPER, RIGHT? 5 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,912 - THERE WERE NO NAMES, NO SPECIFICS, 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,715 AND NO WAY ANYONE COULD FIGURE OUT IT WAS ABOUT COLLIN. 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,984 - I READ YOUR PAPER. YOU NEED TO COME OVER. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,755 - WITH DELUSIONS OF DESIRE FOR COLLIN PUT TO BED, 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,457 IN THE BED OF MY HEAD, 10 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:26,527 I WAS FREE AND CLEAR TO LET MY CONSCIENCE TAKE A REST. 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,829 COLLIN HAD A GIRLFRIEND. I HAD A BOYFRIEND. 12 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,332 AND WE COULD JUST GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS 13 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,701 AS CASUAL CLASSMATES. 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,935 - * BY NOW 15 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,604 * A STRANGE LOVE 16 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,439 - I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 17 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:41,275 - APPARENTLY HIS FLIRTATION WAS NOT LAID TO REST, 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,212 AND I HAD TO REDEFINE APPROPRIATE BOUNDARIES. 19 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:48,082 WHAT COLLIN NEEDED WAS A SUBTLE HINT. 20 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:50,684 OR A STRONG SUGGESTION. 21 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,420 [bell rings] 22 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,454 - JENNA, HOLD UP. 23 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,256 - WHAT? 24 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:56,257 - THIS IS FOR YOU. 25 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,958 - NO. I CAN'T TAKE IT. 26 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:58,959 - WHY NOT? 27 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,361 - DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? 28 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,362 - YES. 29 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,863 - STOP WITH THE SEXY NOTES, 30 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,632 THE EYELASHES, THE WHISPERS, AND THE TOUCHES. 31 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,401 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. 32 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,036 THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOME CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US, 33 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:11,639 BUT I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP, AND SO ARE YOU. 34 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,941 - MAY I? 35 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,185 THIS IS AN INVITATION TO AN OPEN HOUSE 36 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,721 FOR THAT PHOTOGRAPHER THAT YOU LIKED, ELISABETH CAREN. 37 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,157 SEXY NOTES. 38 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:31,058 YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 39 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,060 - AND AN IDIOT. 40 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,864 [typing] 41 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,532 - THE PARTY'S ON FRIDAY. 42 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,868 IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE YOU THERE. 43 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,671 SHOW MY PARENTS I ACTUALLY MADE NEW FRIENDS. 44 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:46,374 - HEY, MAN. - HEY. 45 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,016 I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN MAKE IT ON FRIDAY. 46 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:59,853 IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING. 47 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,622 - YOU TOO. 48 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,623 - WHAT WAS THAT? 49 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,658 - OH, COLLIN INVITED US TO A PARTY 50 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,027 FOR THAT PHOTOGRAPHER WE LIKED AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. 51 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:11,064 - BUT FRIDAY IS THE JULIES' ANNUAL BLACK FRIDAY PARTY. 52 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,434 WHY NOT GO TO BOTH? YOU CAN DO THAT. 53 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,068 - YES, YES, I CAN. 54 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,570 DONE. 55 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,572 THERE, WE ARE R.S.V.P.'D. 56 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,807 - WE? 57 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,342 NO, I DON'T WANNA GO. 58 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,411 - I CAN'T GO ALONE. - WHY NOT? 59 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,012 - THERE WERE A MILLION REASONS. 60 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:27,114 COME ON, WE CAN GO EARLY TO COLLIN'S 61 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,283 AND SHOW UP FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE NEXT ONE. 62 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,018 PLEASE. 63 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,420 - OKAY. 64 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,355 - EVERYONE, PULL OUT YOUR PHONES AND GET READY TO FLIP. 65 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:37,358 IT IS ALL ABOUT TO GO DOWN IN THREE, TWO... 66 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,659 [phones chime] 67 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,795 - AH, WE'RE INVITED TO THE AFTER MALL BALL. 68 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:42,796 WHAT IS THAT? 69 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,498 - T.B.E. SCROLL TO THE HOSTS. 70 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,100 - "HOSTED BY JULIE, JULIE, AND TAMARA." 71 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,669 - YOU'RE THROWING A PARTY WITH THE JULIES? 72 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,937 - YES, I REPLACED SADIE, 73 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,739 AND TECHNICALLY IT'S JULIE AND TESSA 74 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,507 BECAUSE THE OTHER JULIE-- all: WHICH JULIE? 75 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,508 - THE JULIE THAT WENT TO REHAB. 76 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,444 TESSA LOOKS LIKE REHAB JULIE, 77 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,911 SO EVERYONE STARTED CALLING HER "JULIE," 78 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,480 AND SHE JUST WENT WITH IT BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAT WAY. 79 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,249 - HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? - I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S EASYGOING. 80 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,583 - NO, HOW DID YOU GET TO HOST THE PARTY? 81 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,952 - WELL, THE BLACK FRIDAY PARTY, THE B.F.P., 82 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,254 WAS GETTING CONFUSED WITH THE MAFIA'S 83 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,621 BLACK HEARTS PARTY, B.H.P., 84 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,357 AND TOO MANY ASIANS WERE SHOWING UP. 85 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:13,093 SO I PITCHED CALLING THE PARTY THE AFTER MALL BALL, THE A.M.B. 86 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,462 THE JULIES LOVED THE NEW NAME SO MUCH, 87 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,729 THEY MADE ME CO-HOST. 88 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,730 I'VE BEEN ANOINTED. 89 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,366 - AND I THINK I HAVE BEEN TOO. 90 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,933 SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 91 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,602 - IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 92 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,437 I WAS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK, 93 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,773 AND THEN SUDDENLY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 94 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,876 I WAS WAVED INTO A PRIME SPOT 95 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,078 WITH MY NAME ON IT. 96 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,346 AS I GOT OUT OF MY SONIC, 97 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:36,317 I WAS HANDED A SPECIALTY LATTE. 98 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,051 VANILLA MOCHA HALF CAF WITH-- 99 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,620 - A SPLASH OF SPLENDA? THAT'S YOUR FAVE. 100 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,854 - NO [bleep]. 101 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,690 BUT THAT ISN'T EVEN THE FREAKIEST PART. 102 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,792 WATCH. 103 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:52,032 I WAS JUST SNAPPING. 104 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:58,005 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON! 105 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,773 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 106 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,476 TAMARA IS CO-HOSTING? THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE. 107 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,644 - OR A MISTAKE. 108 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,878 MAYBE THEY LEFT YOUR NAME OFF BY ACCIDENT. 109 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,714 - THEY PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THIS WENT OUT, 110 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:10,083 AND WHEN THEY SEE IT, THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONNIPTION. 111 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,655 JULIE, JULIE, I JUST GOT AN INVITATION 112 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,990 TO THE BLACK FRIDAY PARTY, WHICH I ASSUME WAS BOOTLEGGED 113 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,327 SINCE THERE WERE SOME GLARING ERRORS. 114 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,394 - LIKE WHAT? 115 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,396 - WELL, IN ADDITION TO THE STUPID NEW TITLE, 116 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,965 I NOTICED THAT SOME FREAK OF NATURE ADDED HER NAME. 117 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,402 I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SEND OUT A RETRACTION. 118 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,437 YOU'RE WELCOME. 119 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,838 - NOT NECESSARY. 120 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,239 - THE PARTY NEEDED TO BE REINVENTED, 121 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,841 SO WE MADE SOME CHANGES. 122 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,043 - AND LEFT ME OUT? - YES. 123 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,613 - EXPLAIN. 124 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,614 PLEASE. 125 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,782 - IT'S SIMPLE. 126 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,684 YOU CAN'T HELP US ANYMORE, 127 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,886 'CAUSE A BITCH WITHOUT MONEY IS JUST A BITCH. 128 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,822 - AND WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 129 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,928 - GOOD JOB ON THE MASS TEXT. 130 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,229 - THANK YOU. 131 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,931 - DON'T THANK US. NOT YET. 132 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,567 - YOU'RE STILL GOING TO NEED TO GET US 133 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,369 EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST BY EARLY FRIDAY, 134 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,203 SO WE HAVE TIME TO SET UP. 135 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,373 - TOMORROW'S THANKSGIVING. - AND YOUR POINT IS? 136 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:09,042 - I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TONIGHT. 137 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,880 COME ON, LET'S GET THIS DONE. 138 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,382 - YOU REALLY SHOULD ADD ONE MORE THING TO THAT LIST. 139 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,650 - WHAT? - SOME BALLS. 140 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,452 [alternative music] 141 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,753 - THANKSGIVING WAS OVER, 142 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,155 AND I WAS STILL STUFFED WITH GRATITUDE. 143 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,025 MY APPETITE FOR FOOD AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD RETURNED, 144 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,695 AND SUDDENLY MY FRIDAY DIDN'T SEEM SO BLACK. 145 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,196 [laughter] 146 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,431 - IT WAS AMAZING. 147 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,800 - THAT WAS THE MOST EXHILARATING 11 HOURS 148 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,002 I'VE EVER SPENT IN A MALL WITHOUT BEING ON A TOILET. 149 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,705 THEY'VE MADE A LOT OF LEAPS IN I.B.S. MEDICATION. 150 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:40,441 - IT'S ALL ABOUT GOING EARLY AND WITH THE PROPER PREPARATION. 151 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,742 THE LEOTARDS GET YOU IN AND OUT 152 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,844 WITHOUT PIT STOPS TO THE DRESSING ROOMS. 153 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,880 AND THE PADS KEEP YOU FROM PIT STOPS TO THE E.R. 154 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,583 - L DOG, WE GOTTA SHOW OUR GIRL OUR TAG TEAM MANEUVER. 155 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,718 - AH! 156 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,420 - HERE WE GO. 157 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,954 - YEP. 158 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:59,059 - NOW IMAGINE THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND AFGHAN SWEATER 159 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,429 IS JUST DANGLING OUT IN THE OPEN 160 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,797 NEAR A FRENZY OF RABID WHORES. 161 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,499 FOR WHATEVER REASON, THEY DON'T NOTICE IT 162 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,935 UNTIL YOU GOT TO IT, GRABBED IT, AND THEN-- 163 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:11,739 - SOMEONE IS ON TOP OF YOU, TAKING THE UGLY-- 164 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:12,740 - TRENDSETTING. 165 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,107 - ACQUIRED TASTEFUL GARB 166 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,443 OUT OF YOUR HAND. 167 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,444 WHAT DO YOU DO? 168 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,511 YOU CALL IN YOUR TEAMMATE. 169 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,579 - [blows whistle] 170 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,947 - HUT! 171 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:20,948 [both grunt] 172 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:21,949 YEAH. 173 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,651 [both grunting] 174 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,252 IT WAS MAGIC. 175 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,920 AND I GOT SOME LOOT FOR YOU TOO. 176 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,689 - ANYTHING I COULD WEAR TONIGHT? 177 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,923 - TOTES, YOUR MOM SCORED YOU 178 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,527 A TON OF YOUR STANDARD SNOOZE FEST FASHION. 179 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,829 [pop music] 180 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,699 - OH, I BOUGHT THAT FOR ME. 181 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,768 - WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS, "IT'S TOO SLUTTY." 182 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:41,802 - AHH. 183 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,671 NO, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 184 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,940 IS THAT IT FEELS A LITTLE MATURE. 185 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,743 - WOULD YOU MIND? 186 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,978 - I WANNA MAKE A STATEMENT. 187 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,613 - 200 BUCKS IS A STATEMENT. 188 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,047 SPENDING A THOUSAND IS STUPID. 189 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,117 - IT WAS WORTH EVERY HOUR OF THE LAST YEAR OF BABY-SITTING 190 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,486 TO SOLIDIFY MY NEW STATUS. 191 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,753 PLUS I DON'T HAVE TO SAVE FOR A CAR ANYMORE 192 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,921 NOW THAT I HAVE YOU TO DRIVE ME AROUND. 193 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:01,955 - OH, THANKS. 194 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,123 - THERE ARE ONLY TWO BAGS OF ICE! 195 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,391 - THAT'S ALL THEY HAD AT THE STORE. 196 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,392 - THE LIST SAID A MINIMUM OF TEN. 197 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,494 YOU HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE. 198 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,661 - YOU SAID TO SET UP THE TABLES. 199 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,929 - YOU CAN DO THAT AFTER YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT. 200 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,030 YOU'RE LOOKING SWEATY. 201 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,231 - BECAUSE I AM. 202 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,365 I'VE BEEN DOING ALL OF YOUR DIRTY WORK. 203 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,967 - THIS ISN'T DIRTY WORK. IT'S FUN. 204 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,202 JUST GO CHANGE. 205 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,104 I'LL HAVE JENNA BRING SOME ICE ON HER WAY OVER. 206 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,872 GO! NOW! 207 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,408 HAVE FUN! 208 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,409 [line ringing] 209 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,077 - HEY. - COULD YOU GRAB SOME ICE? 210 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,046 - UH, WE JUST GOT TO COLLIN'S, 211 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,748 BUT WE CAN PICK UP SOME ICE AFTER WE LEAVE. 212 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,017 - NO, I NEED IT NOW! DAMN IT! 213 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,654 - JAKE TEXTED ME THE SAME REQUEST. 214 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,888 CALL TAMARA BACK. 215 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,657 TELL HER WE CAN HAVE ICE THERE IN 30 MINUTES. 216 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,158 - 30 MINUTES? - WE'LL STOP INTO COLLIN'S, 217 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,827 WE'LL TAKE A LOOP, AND THEN WE'LL HIT THE ROAD. 218 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,662 - WE CAN'T JUST STAY FOR 30 MINUTES. IT'S RUDE. 219 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,096 - HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LOOK AT PICTURES? 220 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,566 - PHOTOGRAPHS, AND WE CAN'T JUST WALK IN AND WALK OUT. 221 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:49,436 - YOU GO. I'LL PICK YOU UP LATER. 222 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,139 - GET BACK IN? 223 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,543 I SAID YOU WERE COMING, 224 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,377 AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL EMBARRASS ME. 225 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,347 - I'LL EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF WHO, PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW? 226 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,882 - YES, DON'T BE AN ASS[bleep]. 227 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,551 - WHY NOT? YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO A HOUSE FULL OF THEM. 228 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,152 - ADMIT IT, YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'LL SOUND STUPID 229 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,120 AND EMBARRASS YOURSELF. 230 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,589 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SO BITCHY? 231 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,657 - BECAUSE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, 232 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,892 AND I HAVE NEVER EMBARRASSED YOU. 233 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,060 - OH, REALLY? 234 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,361 WHAT ABOUT THE START OF SOPHOMORE YEAR 235 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,696 WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? 236 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,030 - I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 237 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,566 - I KNOW THAT NOW, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN. 238 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:19,567 I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME. 239 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,569 - YOU? WHY YOU? 240 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,570 - BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR ACCIDENT 241 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,804 THE SAME DAY WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 242 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,038 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT [bleep] WITH MY HEAD? 243 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,574 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 244 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,776 INSTEAD YOU OBSESSIVELY STARED AT ME 245 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:29,843 FROM A DISTANCE FOR WEEKS. 246 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,011 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK? 247 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,012 - YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME. 248 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,982 - 'CAUSE I WAS MORTIFIED. 249 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,852 - YOU SAID YOU WERE NEVER EMBARRASSED OF ME. 250 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,454 - I LIED. 251 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:46,126 - AND SUDDENLY, I DIED INSIDE. 252 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,363 [gentle music] 253 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,967 - I'M SORRY, THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 254 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,736 - YOU LIED TO ME? 255 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,770 - I DIDN'T WANT TO. 256 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,138 I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED 257 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,073 OF HOW INSECURE AND STUPID I WAS. 258 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,441 I NEVER WANTED YOU TO KNOW, JENNA. 259 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,844 YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 260 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,912 - BUT DID I? 261 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,680 SUDDENLY MY OWN FEELINGS ON THE MATTER 262 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,915 WERE MISSING IN ACTION. 263 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,249 - I'M FRUSTRATED. 264 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,018 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO COLLIN'S. 265 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,185 I JUST CAME HERE FOR YOU. 266 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,621 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE ALL I'M DOING 267 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,689 IS MAKING AMENDS FOR HOW WE STARTED. 268 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,157 - SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT? 269 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,926 - NO, NO, IT'S MY FAULT. 270 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,894 I'M THE ONE WHO MADE A POINT TO FOCUS ON YOU, 271 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:25,065 TO MAKE SURE YOU FELT SECURE AND SIGNIFICANT. 272 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,701 IN THE PROCESS, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME FEEL INSIGNIFICANT. 273 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,469 - HOW? 274 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:33,040 - WHEN HAVE YOU EVER ASKED HOW I'M DOING WITH MY PARENTS? 275 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,241 IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME, JENNA, 276 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,443 AND YOU NEVER CHECKED IN. 277 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,811 - I JUST ASSUMED-- 278 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,546 - EXACTLY, YOU ASSUMED. 279 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,949 - * SAVING ME LOVE SONGS 280 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,184 - I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT, 281 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:47,087 OR YOU'D BRING IT UP. 282 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,222 MATTY, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT. 283 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:52,292 I'M BEING SELFISH. 284 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,394 AND... 285 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,930 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO WITH ME TO THE PARTY. 286 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,132 I'M NOT GONNA GO EITHER. LET'S JUST BOTH NOT GO. 287 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,634 - COME ON, YOU WANT TO SEE THE PHOTOS. 288 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:04,071 YOU'LL FEEL BAD IF WE DON'T GO, SO WE'LL GO. 289 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,840 - I'LL GO, BUT, UM... 290 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,309 YOU GO HELP JAKE, I INSIST. 291 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,246 - YOU SURE? 292 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,614 PICK YOU UP A LITTLE LATER? 293 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,083 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 294 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,987 I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A RIDE WITH COLLIN AND ANGELIQUE. 295 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,489 - * I WANT TO SAVE 296 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,691 * 297 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,926 * YOU'RE STILL SAVING ME... * 298 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,094 - THIS LOOK OKAY? - LOOKS FINE. 299 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,595 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? - TAMARA! 300 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,930 - OH, YES? 301 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,665 - THERE ARE NO BOTTLE SERVICE TABLES. 302 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,634 OUR V.I.P.S NEED SOMEWHERE TO SIT. 303 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,969 - PARTY STARTS IN 15, 304 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,771 AND EVERYONE WHO'S ANYONE COMES EARLY. 305 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,139 GET IT DONE. 306 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,774 - OR YOU'RE DONE. 307 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,910 - [sighs] 308 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,245 - WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE BOTTLE SERVICE? 309 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,714 - I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,181 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 311 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,516 - NOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 312 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,451 - NOT TRUE. - REALLY? 313 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,652 - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M THE IDIOT, 314 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,154 RUNNING AROUND AT YOUR BECK AND CALL, 315 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,655 ALLOWING YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BITCH. 316 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,990 NOT ANYMORE. 317 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,658 IF YOU WANT A BITCH, LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE. 318 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,094 I'M OUTTA HERE. 319 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:05,198 RIGHT AFTER YOU GET DOWN. 320 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,300 - I HAVE MIXERS. 321 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,568 OOH. 322 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,170 BAD TIMING? - PERFECT. 323 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,338 NOW YOU CAN GIVE ME A RIDE HOME 324 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,240 BEFORE I COMMIT SOCIAL SUICIDE. 325 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,641 I FORGOT THE V.I.P. TABLES, 326 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,043 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIX IT. 327 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,211 - I THINK I CAN HELP. - HOW? 328 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,847 - IT ALL WENT DOWN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO, 329 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,882 SO I'M STILL PROCESSING. - WHAT WENT DOWN? 330 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,917 - THE TRANSITION. 331 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,519 I WAS HEADING INTO THE PARTY 332 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,257 WHEN I WAS ESCORTED TO AN IDLING CAR NEARBY. 333 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,326 THERE IN THE BACK SEAT WAS A PERSON 334 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,296 AS ELUSIVE AND MYTHICAL AS A UNICORN-- 335 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,767 THE GUY BEHIND EVERY ANSWER TO EVERY TEST. 336 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:43,070 THE GUY WHO RUNS THE NUMBERS AND LAUNDERS MAFIA FUNDS. 337 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:47,440 T, I MET THE ACCOUNTANT. 338 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,441 - NO WAY. 339 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,578 - WAY. AND THAT'S NOT ALL. 340 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:55,215 HE OPENED HIS BRIEFCASE AND HANDED ME A KEY. 341 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,884 - A KEY TO WHAT? 342 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,485 - EVERYTHING. 343 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,486 - DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE-- 344 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,321 - HEAD OF THE MAFIA. 345 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,522 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 346 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,590 - IT'S TRUE. I CAN PROVE IT. 347 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,591 SEE THIS PHONE? 348 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,826 THE ACCOUNTANT TOLD ME, 349 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,396 "THERE IS ONLY ONE NUMBER PROGRAMMED INTO IT. 350 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,532 USE IT WHENEVER FOR WHATEVER." 351 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,634 SO WHAT DO YOU NEED? 352 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,170 - SMALL COCKTAIL TABLES, EXPENSIVE BOOZE, 353 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,571 AND COTTON CANDY. 354 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,910 - YES, I NEED SMALL COCKTAIL TABLES, 355 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,914 EXPENSIVE BOOZE, COTTON CANDY, 356 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,017 AND A BOUNCY HOUSE. 357 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,051 CASTLE OR JAIL? 358 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,352 - CASTLE. 359 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:36,023 [upbeat music] 360 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,390 - MATTY WAS RIGHT. 361 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,192 A 20-MINUTE LAP WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. 362 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,994 I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO, 363 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,263 AND COLLIN WAS NOWHERE IN SIGHT. 364 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,698 I HAD TO TRIGGER PLAN "B" AND CALL MATTY TO GET ME. 365 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,733 - HOLY [bleep]. 366 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,368 YOU LOOK STUNNING. 367 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,203 I'M SO GLAD YOU DECIDED NOT TO DITCH ME. 368 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,873 - NOPE. 369 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,441 - WHERE'S MATTY? 370 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,442 - DITCHING. 371 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,510 BUT HE SENDS HIS REGRETS. 372 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,645 - AND I SEND HIM MINE, 373 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,481 BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT HE'S MISSING. 374 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,749 - WOW. 375 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,451 THEY'RE AMAZING. 376 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,920 [camera shutter clicks] 377 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,255 - SORRY FOR THE ROGUE PHOTO. 378 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,857 - ELISABETH'S TAKING PICTURES OF ALL THE GUESTS 379 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,025 FOR AN IMPROVISED INSTALLATION. 380 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,961 - THAT'S SO COOL. YOU ARE SO COOL. 381 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,097 FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANY AND ALL PICTURES OF ME. 382 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,267 - SHE'S EMBARRASSING HERSELF. 383 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,203 DARE I SAY TOLD YOU SO? 384 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,173 - WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVITED TAMARA TO CO-HOST. 385 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,207 SHE'S A SPAZ. 386 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,109 - THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG, LADIES. 387 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,679 KICK HER OUT, AND I CAN HELP YOU TURN THIS AROUND. 388 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,185 - SHE DID GET A BOUNCY HOUSE. 389 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,586 BRILLS. 390 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,089 - IT'S NOT BRILLS. IT'S AMATEUR. 391 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,590 ANYONE CAN RENT ONE. 392 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,958 - IF THAT'S THE CASE, 393 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,126 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF IT LAST YEAR? 394 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,660 - I DON'T KNOW. 395 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,231 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE LACKING SOMETHING TO BOUNCE. 396 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,402 - FEEL FREE TO LEAVE. - AND NEVER COME BACK. 397 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,905 - I'M SORRY. 398 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,540 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 399 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,576 JESUS, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 400 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,412 - JESUS. 401 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,214 CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE PUT THAT OUT? 402 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,616 NO ONE SHOULD MOCK THE DEAD, NO ONE! 403 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,252 OH, GOD, I NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 404 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,756 - WHERE'S JENNA? 405 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,791 - OH, SHE'LL BE HERE SOON. 406 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,228 [phone chimes] 407 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,999 - BABE, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW? 408 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,735 YOU KNOW IT'S FOR THE BEST. 409 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,638 LET'S JUST TALK THIS OUT OVER BREAKFAST, OKAY? 410 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,173 GOOD, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 411 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,408 - EVERYTHING OKAY? - SORT OF. 412 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,509 - ANGELIQUE'S NOT COMING? 413 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,778 - NO. 414 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,014 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE. 415 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,849 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 416 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,152 - DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM? 417 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,253 - FOR WHAT? 418 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,454 YOU DON'T HAVE SEX. 419 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,356 - MAYBE I DO. 420 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,523 YOU DON'T KNOW ME! 421 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,959 - ALL RIGHT. 422 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,994 - [groans] 423 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,528 - IF YOU TWO WANT TO MAKE A SCENE, 424 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,964 THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 425 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,031 - WE ARE OUTSIDE. 426 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,432 - THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE IT INSIDE. 427 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,668 - GREAT IDEA. NOW HELP. 428 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,003 - [groans] 429 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,307 - OKAY, OKAY. - [groans] 430 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,342 - WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 431 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,111 - MY LIFE IS OVER. 432 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,679 - NO, YOUR NECK IS ALMOST STRAIGHT. 433 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,081 YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE SQUAD SOON. 434 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,083 - NO, NOT MY LIFE LIFE. 435 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,986 MY AFTERLIFE. I'M A SINNER. 436 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,220 - NO, YOU'RE A DRUNK. 437 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,688 - AND A MURDERER. 438 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,157 I KILLED RICKY SCHWARTZ. 439 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,395 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 440 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,796 RICKY WANTED TO GET SADIE BACK 441 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,031 AND HAD NO ONE TO TURN TO, 442 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,199 SO HE TURNED TO ME. 443 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,701 AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND. 444 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,868 SO WHEN HE ASKED ME TO GO FOR A DRIVE, 445 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,370 I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 446 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,007 AND THEN HE STARTED TO CRY, 447 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,009 AND I HUGGED HIM, AND THEN HE KISSED ME. 448 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,011 AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, 449 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,412 AND WE KISSED PRIVATES. 450 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,714 - LISSA, HE DIED OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION 451 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,416 TO PEANUTS, NOT FROM SEX. 452 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,784 - I KNOW, BUT THAT'S JUST IT. 453 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,321 BEFORE WE WENT FOR THE DRIVE, 454 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:57,257 I ATE THAI FOOD. 455 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,326 - [bleep]. 456 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,928 - SADIE, HE DIDN'T LOVE ME. 457 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,296 HE LOVED YOU. 458 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,199 I WAS JUST A REBOUND. HE SAID I WAS TOO SKINNY. 459 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,801 AND NOW I'M GONNA PAY THE PRICE. 460 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,103 I'M GOING TO HELL. 461 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,373 GOD ALREADY SENT ME A WARNING BY BREAKING MY NECK. 462 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,175 - OKAY. 463 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,244 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL, 464 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,845 AND GOD DIDN'T BREAK YOUR NECK. 465 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,913 I DID. 466 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,115 THERE IS NO WAY THAT RICKY DIED 467 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,583 OF SECONDHAND PEANUT CONSUMPTION. 468 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,286 IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 469 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,688 MY UNCLE'S A DOCTOR. 470 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,822 THE AMOUNT OF PEANUTS NECESSARY 471 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,924 TO SEND SOMEONE INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK 472 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,593 IS WAY GREATER THAN THE SUM 473 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,530 OF WHAT WAS SIMPLY MERE RESIDUE LEFT ON YOUR LIPS. 474 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,567 HIS DEATH, NOT YOUR FAULT. 475 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,502 - IT'S NOT? 476 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,737 - NO [bleep] WAY. 477 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,174 BELIEVE ME? 478 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,341 GOOD. 479 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,844 NOW GO, GET [bleep] UP. 480 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,115 YOU CLEARLY NEED A DRINK. 481 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,084 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT? - I MADE IT UP. 482 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,251 MY UNCLE'S A JEWELER. 483 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,719 SHE PROBABLY DID KILL RICKY, 484 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,521 BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO BEAT HERSELF UP 485 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,689 FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. 486 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,191 SHE'LL END UP IN PORN. 487 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,793 - I'M SO SICK OF BEING THE NICE GUY. 488 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,429 TAMARA TREATS ME LIKE HER FREAKING PURSE, MAN. 489 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,832 "JAKE, HOLD THIS. JAKE, HOLD THAT. 490 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,301 JAKE, WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS?" 491 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,635 - SO BREAK UP WITH HER. 492 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,804 - I CAN'T. I LOVE HER. 493 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,406 - AND I LOVE YOU. 494 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,342 I'M SORRY, I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY OWN B.S. 495 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,745 I SUCKED YOU DRY AND MYSELF HARD. 496 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,481 - YOU DIDN'T SUCK THAT HARD. 497 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,451 - DUDE, THAT BOUNCE HOUSE IS INTENSE. 498 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,554 - INTENSELY POPULAR. 499 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,556 WAS THAT A SMILE OR A SMIRK? 500 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,557 - SMILE. 501 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,292 - THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 502 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,693 - WHERE'S JENNA? 503 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,694 - GOOD QUESTION. 504 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,230 [phone chimes] 505 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,931 - AM I KEEPING YOU? 506 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,466 - NO. 507 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,301 YES. 508 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,836 BUT I'M ENJOYING BEING KEPT. 509 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,571 - COME HERE. 510 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,040 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 511 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,176 [electronic music] 512 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,711 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE PUT THIS TOGETHER TONIGHT. 513 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:03,416 - DID YOU FIND YOURSELF? 514 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,717 THERE. 515 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,786 - I LOOK SO DIFFERENT. 516 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,987 - IT'S WHAT ELISABETH DOES. 517 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,422 SHE REDEFINES YOU THROUGH HER LENS. 518 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,959 - WISH IT WERE THAT EASY. 519 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,727 - WHAT? 520 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,229 - TO REDEFINE MYSELF. 521 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,430 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 522 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,565 - I DON'T KNOW. 523 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,899 SO THAT I COULD BE LESS OF AN EMBARRASSMENT 524 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,169 TO MYSELF AND OTHERS. 525 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,571 LIKE WHEN I MISREAD YOUR INTENTIONS 526 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,174 AND THE SEXUAL TENSION THAT CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST. 527 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,910 - I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'T EXIST. 528 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,479 IT EXISTS. 529 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,282 AND IT'S PART OF THE REASON WHY ANGELIQUE AND I BROKE UP. 530 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,318 - YOU BROKE UP? WHEN? 531 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,588 - WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU. 532 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,064 - SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 533 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,200 - RIGHT. 534 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,236 YOU HAVE THAT OTHER PARTY TO GET TO. 535 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,404 STILL NEED A RIDE? 536 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,971 - I DON'T KNOW. 537 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,208 IT FEELS LIKE A BIT OF AN IMPOSITION. 538 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,076 - IT'S NOT. I'LL GET MY KEYS. 539 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,815 [all cheering] 540 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,350 [laughter] 541 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,584 - * WE ARE 542 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,686 * I'VE COME APART, AND YOU MADE ME * 543 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,955 - IS IT REALLY MIDNIGHT? 544 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,056 - * A PRETTY BOX OF YOUR EVIL * 545 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,325 - YEAH, JUST ABOUT. 546 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,892 - * SO TIRED 547 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,729 * SO EASY, I 548 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,698 - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE RIDE. 549 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,934 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP. 550 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,937 - ME TOO. 551 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:35,508 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE... 552 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,711 YOU THINK THE HUNT IS BETTER THAN THE KILL? 553 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,248 - I DON'T KNOW. 554 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:44,884 WITH MATTY, WE HAD SEX BEFORE WE KNEW EACH OTHER. 555 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,154 SO...THE KILL CAME BEFORE THE HUNT. 556 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,925 [phone chimes] 557 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,628 - JAKE, COME ON! 558 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,530 - ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING! 559 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,531 JEEZ. 560 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,767 [phone chimes] 561 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,035 - * FOR ALWAYS 562 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,071 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO TO THIS PARTY? 563 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,939 - HONESTLY, NO. 564 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,176 BUT IF I DON'T, I'LL BE SELFISH. 565 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,212 AND APPARENTLY THAT'S SOMETHING I NEED TO WORK ON. 566 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,249 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 567 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,518 YOU'RE 16. 568 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,620 IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO BE SELFISH, IT'S NOW. 569 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,823 YOU HAVE NO PRESSURE, NO REAL RESPONSIBILITIES. 570 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,658 WHY CAN'T YOU PUT YOURSELF FIRST? 571 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,193 'CAUSE IT'S NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO? 572 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,928 I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE IT UP, 573 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,664 REDEFINE YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR OWN LENS. 574 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,199 CHOOSE YOU. 575 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,667 - CHOOSE ME? 576 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,569 IT WAS A NEW CONCEPT 577 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,972 AND SCARY YET EXCITING. 578 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,974 SO I DID. 579 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,977 [rock music] 580 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:52,919 * 581 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,651 HEY.