1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,072 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD.... 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,073 - CAN I CRASH HERE FOR THE NIGHT? 3 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:06,374 - MATTY GETS THE COW, THE MILK, 4 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,508 AND TO LIVE IN THE BARN FOR FREE. 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,642 - I AM MORE THAN COMFORTABLE. 6 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,643 - YOU HAVEN'T WORN OUT YOUR WELCOME? 7 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,911 - NAH. JENNA'S COOL WITH IT. 8 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,380 - I AM SO NOT COOL WITH IT. 9 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,014 - I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. - ARE WE OKAY? 10 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,484 - YEAH. I FORGOT SOMETHING. 11 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,288 - IT WAS HALLOWEEN-- 12 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,422 THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR 13 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,423 WHERE STUDENTS EVERYWHERE HONOR THE DEAD 14 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,058 BY DRESSING AS... 15 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,293 SLUTS. 16 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:28,162 MAYBE THE HOLIDAY WASN'T RIDICULOUS FOR EVERYONE. 17 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,398 MAYBE FOR SOME, IT WAS THE ONE DAY 18 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,933 TO DRESS AS THE BEST VERSION OF THEMSELVES. 19 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,202 IF THAT WAS THE CASE, 20 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,470 THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF WAS JUST AS BORING 21 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,805 AS THE REGULAR VERSION. 22 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,773 BUT, HONESTLY, I'D RATHER BE BORING 23 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,742 THAN SOME POSER LOOKING TO SHOW SOME SKIN. 24 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:42,843 - [blows whistle] 25 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,412 - UNLESS THAT POSER WAS MY BOYFRIEND, 26 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,314 WHO ALWAYS LOOKED GOOD SHOWING SKIN. 27 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,481 - WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME? 28 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:51,385 - OH, YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING UP. 29 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,288 - HERE. 30 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,423 YEAH. 31 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,558 NOW WE BOTH CAN BE LIFEGUARDS. 32 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,293 YOU'RE A COLD-WEATHER ONE. 33 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,129 AND MAYBE LATER, WE CAN MEET UP 34 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:04,665 FOR A LITTLE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. 35 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,135 - SURE, MY COSTUME WAS A LITTLE LAME, 36 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,969 BUT IT REALLY DIDN'T MATTER WHAT I WAS WEARING, 37 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,003 BECAUSE I WAS-- 38 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,740 - BORING. 39 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,142 WHAT DOES HE SEE IN HER? 40 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:17,278 HE'S A SIX-PACK AND SHE'S THE 12-DOLLAR RACK. 41 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,779 - I CAN HEAR YOU. 42 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,013 - WELL, YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE CAST, 43 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:24,017 BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE OUTCAST OUT OF THE GIRL. 44 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,889 - OH. 45 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,597 - JENNA, I LOVE YOUR COSTUME. 46 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,267 - I'M NOT WEARING A COSTUME. - REALLY? 47 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,936 BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST LOSER I'VE SEEN ALL MORNING. 48 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,006 - APPARENTLY, MONSTERS WENT AS THEMSELVES FOR HALLOWEEN. 49 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,042 - HEY, COLLIN. BIG PLANS TONIGHT? 50 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,512 - YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND IS THROWING A PARTY. 51 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,182 USUAL SUSPECTS FROM MY THADWICKE DAYS. 52 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,983 BUT I'M NOT MUCH OF A PARTY GUY. 53 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,918 - OF COURSE COLLIN HATED PARTIES. 54 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,588 HE WAS ABOVE IT ALL. SURPRISE, SURPRISE. 55 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,055 - YOU WENT TO THADWICKE? 56 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,924 DO YOU KNOW ANGELIQUE WELCH? 57 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,594 - YEAH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 58 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,595 HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? 59 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:10,764 - WE WERE BEST FRIENDS TILL 9-11. 60 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,534 THE 9- TO 11-YEAR-OLD HORSEBACK RIDING COMPETITION. 61 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,103 SHE STOLE MY TROPHY, AND FRANKLY, 62 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,071 SHE HAD NO BUSINESS EVEN BEING THERE. 63 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,407 - WHY IS THAT? 64 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,375 - ANGELIQUE IS ON THE CUSP OF LIBRA AND SCORPIO, 65 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,244 WHICH I'M SURE IS VERY EXCITING FOR YOU, 66 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,280 BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT NO ONE IS D.T.F. LIKE A SCORPIO. 67 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,249 BUT IN OUR RIDING LEAGUE, 68 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,218 THE CALENDAR YEAR STARTS IN SEPTEMBER. 69 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,053 SO, TECHNICALLY, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A 9-11, 70 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,088 SHE WAS A TOTAL 12-14. 71 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,957 - RIVETING. 72 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,058 [locker closes] 73 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,660 - BY THE WAY, HAMIL-TART, 74 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,395 JUST HONK WHEN YOU GET TO MY PLACE TONIGHT. 75 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,396 I'LL BE READY BY 7:30, 76 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,698 BUT GET THERE BY 7:15. - WHAT? 77 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,866 - CEBRE'S PARTY. 78 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,802 MATTY SAID YOU GUYS WOULD PICK ME UP. 79 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,609 - [whispers] GIRLFRIEND. MY OFFICE, NOW. 80 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,579 YOU HEARD ANYTHING? 81 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,781 - ABOUT WHAT? 82 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,883 - IT'S HALLOWEEN. I'M THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 83 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,552 YOU DO THE MATH. 84 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,019 EGGS, JENNA. 85 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,389 AUTHORITY FIGURES ARE ALWAYS ATTACKED ON HALLOWEEN. 86 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,690 I'VE BEEN EGGED IN THE FACE EVERY YEAR 87 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,958 SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE. 88 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,726 - BUT YOU WERE TEN. 89 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,828 - EVEN BACK THEN, IT WAS CLEAR WHAT I WAS DESTINED FOR. 90 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,564 [sunglasses clatter] 91 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,832 THIS WHOLE PLACE COULD BE BOOBY-TRAPPED. 92 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,769 OPEN THAT DRAWER. 93 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,741 - A BEDPAN. 94 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,710 SOMEONE'S DEFINITELY SCREWING WITH YOU. 95 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,645 - NO, THAT'S MINE. [clangs] 96 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,080 AT TIMES LIKE THIS, I CAN'T LEAVE THE BUNKER. 97 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,048 IF I COULD FIND A SAFE HOUSE, I WOULD. 98 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,784 NORMALLY, I'D HOLE UP AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, 99 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,386 BUT I CAN'T GO BACK THERE EVER SINCE 100 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,553 WE HAD A DISPUTE OVER THE MEANING 101 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,921 OF THE NEVER ENDING PASTA BOWL. 102 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,156 MORE LIKE THE 10:30 P.M. ENDING PASTA BOWL. 103 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,958 BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP 104 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,561 WITH MYSELF, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME. 105 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,862 YOU A COKEHEAD? 106 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,664 - I'M A COLD-WEATHER LIFEGUARD. 107 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,099 IT'S ZINC. 108 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,434 - OH. 109 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,303 I NEEDED TO BLEND IN 110 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,604 AND NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO MYSELF, 111 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:59,340 SO I DECIDED TO GO AS A TOTALLY AVERAGE, EVERYDAY, 112 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,909 RUN-OF-THE-MILL STUDENT. 113 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,077 [exhales] 114 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,446 - YOU LOOK LIKE ME. 115 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,780 - WHAT? 116 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,148 - DO YOU THINK I'M BORING? 117 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,350 - IS THIS ABOUT THE HOT LIST? 118 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,351 DON'T WORRY. 119 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,519 I HAVE A FEELING 120 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:12,586 I WON'T MAKE THE CUT THIS YEAR EITHER. 121 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,654 - "THE HOT LIST"? 122 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,657 [spooky music] 123 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:20,361 * 124 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,195 - LET ME SPARE YOU THE SUSPENSE. 125 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:25,933 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT. 126 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,104 - I WAS BEGINNING TO SENSE A THEME 127 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,940 TO THE HALLOWEEN FESTIVITIES. 128 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,709 JENNA HAMILTON WASN'T IN THE SAME CATEGORY 129 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,145 AS MATTY MCKIBBEN. 130 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,348 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? 131 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,583 [crying] I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MATTY. 132 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,353 HE'S HOT, AND I'M NOT, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 133 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,754 AND I REALLY CAN'T HANDLE 134 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:47,988 GOING TO CEBRE'S PARTY TONIGHT. 135 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,358 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, CALM DOWN. IT'S OKAY. 136 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,360 - JUST PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT I CRIED ABOUT THIS. 137 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,527 - WHY WERE YOU CRYING? 138 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,028 - JAKE TOLD YOU I WAS CRYING? 139 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,730 - YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHY. 140 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,898 OKAY, HE TOLD ME WHY. 141 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,467 BUT JAKE AND I TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 142 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,234 THAT'S WHY JAKARA WORKS SO WELL. 143 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,103 THE BASICS OF A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP 144 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,272 ALL BOIL DOWN TO ONE SIMPLE RULE-- 145 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,741 SHARE. S-H-A-R-E. 146 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,543 "S" IS FOR SEXUAL CHEMISTRY, 147 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,244 WE'RE 16, SO THAT TAKES CARE OF ITSELF. 148 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,681 "H" IS FOR HEART. YOU GOTTA KEEP IT OPEN. 149 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,383 "A" IS FOR AROMA. 150 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,050 THANKFULLY, WE BOTH KEEP IT CLEAN. 151 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,452 "R" IS FOR REMOTE CONTROL. 152 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,687 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN THAT FIGHT. 153 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,422 AND FINALLY, "E," EXCITEMENT. 154 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,990 YOU HAVE TO KEEP EACH OTHER ON YOUR TOES. 155 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,725 NEVER KNOWING WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, 156 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,193 BUT TAKING IT ALL IN STRIDE. 157 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,996 AND, HONESTLY, WHO WOULDN'T BE EXCITED ABOUT YOU? 158 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,932 DON'T CRY OVER WHAT THAT RANDO CEBRE SAYS. 159 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,200 YOU'RE THE [bleep]. 160 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,035 SO PUT YOUR HATER SHADES ON AND BLACK OUT HER VIBES 161 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,670 BECAUSE HER WORDS MEAN NOTHING. 162 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,139 AND HER NAME IS CEBRE. ENOUGH SAID. 163 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,408 - WE'RE ON CEBRE'S HOT LIST. 164 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,743 - OH, MY GOD, WE'RE SOMEBODIES! 165 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:43,744 "SALT AND PEPPER"? 166 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,647 WE'RE CLEARLY SUGAR AND SPICE. 167 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,648 - SO WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO 168 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,116 TO CEBRE'S PARTY TONIGHT? 169 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,652 - UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 170 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:54,488 MAYBE WE'LL ALL JUST HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE INSTEAD. 171 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,489 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 172 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,524 - I'M WITH JAKE. 173 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,825 IT'S NOT REALLY MY SCENE. 174 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,826 I'D PROBABLY JUST END UP HIDING 175 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,093 IN THE CAR ALL NIGHT. 176 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,529 - SO WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT AT HOME 177 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,263 AND BE LAME FOR HALLOWEEN, HUH? 178 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,533 - LAME-- THERE IT WAS AGAIN. 179 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,568 AND THIS TIME IT WASN'T COMING FROM CEBRE. 180 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,036 IT WAS COMING FROM MATTY. 181 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,539 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO PUT THE "E" BACK IN MY SHARE. 182 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,673 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 183 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,442 WHY DON'T WE BAIL ON CEBRE'S PARTY 184 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,877 AND CRASH A COOLER ONE INSTEAD? 185 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:21,014 [muffled dance music] 186 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,683 - ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY WE'RE NOT IN COSTUMES? 187 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,752 HALLOWEEN WITHOUT COSTUMES JUST FEELS BIZARRE. 188 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:27,688 - NOT EVERYONE WEARS A COSTUME ON HALLOWEEN. 189 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,722 - AND WHY DID WE TAKE TWO CARS? 190 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,157 - IN CASE WE NEED A GETAWAY CAR. 191 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,459 OR IF WE GET SPLIT UP. 192 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,527 - SADIE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OUR PLUS-ONE? 193 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,596 - PLEASE. YOU'RE MY PLUS-FOUR. 194 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,531 AND I'M NOT HERE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 195 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,601 I'M HERE FOR MY GOLDEN HORSESHOE. 196 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,869 - NO, WE'RE HERE TO CRASH. 197 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,238 - THEN LET'S CRASH THIS BITCH. 198 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,041 HOW DO WE CRASH THIS BITCH? 199 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,910 - UM... 200 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,944 - I VOTE "WINDOW." 201 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,212 - I THINK WE SHOULD GO AROUND BACK. 202 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,747 - I COMPLETELY DISAGREE. WINDOW. - OKAY. 203 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,082 YOU FIND YOUR WINDOW, 204 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,684 AND TAMARA AND I WILL GO THE BACK WAY. 205 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,252 WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. 206 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,789 - I THINK FALLING INTO A PARTY THROUGH A WINDOW 207 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:04,024 IS A STUPID IDEA, OKAY? 208 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,859 WE CAN'T JUST-- [knock on door] 209 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:09,296 [My Gold Mask's Some Secrets] 210 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:12,299 - OKAY, SO MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE COSTUMES. 211 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,971 [My Gold Mask's Some Secrets] 212 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,307 - THADWICKE KIDS APPARENTLY WEREN'T INTO RED CUPS 213 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,075 AND RANDOM HOOKUPS. 214 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,777 WE WERE UNDERDRESSED AND OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. 215 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,679 THIS WAS A MISTAKE. WE NEED TO BAIL. 216 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,348 - WHAT ABOUT SADIE? - LEAVE HER. 217 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,050 - WHO ARE YOU? 218 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,153 - UH, FRIENDS OF...ANGEL? - ANGELIQUE? 219 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,689 - YEAH. WE KNOW HER BOYFRIEND. 220 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,357 - I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT DOUCHE ALL NIGHT. 221 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,527 WHAT? YOU THINK HE'S A DOUCHE? 222 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,962 - I DIDN'T SAY IT, BUT, YEAH, KIND OF. 223 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,197 - HEY, COLLIN. COME GET YOUR DRINK. 224 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,133 - ONE SEC. 225 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,068 - COLLIN? 226 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:57,144 - IS THERE A SAFE IN THE HOUSE? 227 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,885 - CAN I HELP YOU? - [gasps] 228 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,119 JESUS. 229 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,588 YOU ALMOST SCARED THE [bleep] OUT OF ME. 230 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,956 - THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSING. 231 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,390 - WHO ARE YOU? - WHO ARE YOU? 232 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,626 - I ASKED YOU FIRST. - I ASKED YOU SECOND. 233 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,194 - SHUT UP, DEXTER. 234 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,896 - MY NAME'S AUSTIN, NOT DEXTER. 235 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,866 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DEXTER, NOT AUSTIN. 236 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,367 IF YOU WANT. 237 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,602 - WHATEVER. 238 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:22,703 - [inhales] 239 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,871 - WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP 240 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,305 THE VALUABLES IN THIS HOUSE? 241 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,576 UNLESS YOU'RE THE "THEY," IN WHICH CASE 242 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,710 FORGET I ASKED. 243 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,813 - SADIE SAXTON. 244 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,015 - ANGELIQUE WELCH. 245 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,786 WHAT'S UP WITH BOO RADLEY? - IGNORE HIM. 246 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,655 BUT YOU-- YOU LOOK AMAZING. 247 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,823 I WOULDN'T HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU FROM THE FRONT 248 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,592 SINCE YOUR FACE HAS HOLLOWED OUT SO MUCH. 249 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,594 BUT FROM BEHIND, I KNEW THOSE WIDE HIPS 250 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:49,597 COULD ONLY BELONG TO SADIE SAXTON. 251 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,464 AND THEY DO. 252 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,600 - LOOK AT YOU. 253 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,301 I LOVE YOUR COSTUME. 254 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,603 IF I HAD A SMALL CHEST, 255 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:56,837 I'D BE SO AFRAID TO WEAR THAT, 256 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,707 BUT YOU ARE SO MAKING IT WORK. - AW. 257 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,242 I LOVE HOW WE CAN ALWAYS PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF. 258 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,612 WAIT, WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF? 259 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,346 - WHERE DIDN'T WE? 260 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,717 - IT WAS A COMPETITION. THE GOLDEN HOOF, RIGHT? 261 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,620 NO, THAT WASN'T IT. THE GOLDEN SADDLE? 262 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,121 - THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE. 263 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,355 - OH, YES. 264 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,524 YOU RODE SO HARD THAT DAY. 265 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,159 YOU MADE ME A BETTER RIDER. 266 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,628 IT WAS SO CLOSE. 267 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,329 IT REALLY COULD HAVE GONE TO EITHER ONE OF US. 268 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:26,900 IF ONLY THEY HAD A TIE, BUT THEY DIDN'T. 269 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,003 - YOU KNOW, SOMETHING IN THIS AREA 270 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,372 IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 271 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:36,243 EXCUSE ME. 272 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,646 - FEEL BETTER. 273 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,257 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE IN. NOW WHAT? 274 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,959 - THIS IS SO ANTICLIMACTIC. 275 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,361 I'M GLAD WE WASTED TEN MINUTES DEBATING HOW TO CRASH, 276 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,796 AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED. 277 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,864 AND NOW WE STAND OUT LIKE [bleep] 278 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:57,965 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE COSTUMES. 279 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,134 REMIND ME TO NEVER LISTEN TO JENNA. 280 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,603 - TRICK-OR-TREAT. GET IN THE PIC. 281 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,872 - LOOK OUT! 282 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,306 [clatters] - OH, I'M SORRY. 283 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,741 - OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 284 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,409 UH, HERE. LET ME JUST-- - OH! 285 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,478 IF YOU MOVE, YOU'LL RIP MY FACE. 286 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,980 - IF YOU MOVE, YOU'LL RIP MY SWEATER. 287 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,281 IT'S WORTH THREE GIFT CARDS. 288 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,749 JAKE, HUGE EMERGENCY. GET HELP. 289 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,518 - I'M ON IT. 290 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,920 - OW. - UH-- 291 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,156 - COLLIN, I AM SO, SO SORRY. 292 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,257 - ENOUGH. 293 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,159 YOU WERE FORGIVEN 18 SORRYS AGO. 294 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,427 HAVE A DRINK. 295 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,196 - I DID NEED A DRINK TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE 296 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,999 OF MY SOCIAL INEPTITUDE. 297 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,201 OH, GORGEOUS. I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY. 298 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,869 - IT'S ELISABETH CAREN. 299 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,070 SHE'S AN EMERGING ARTIST 300 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,438 GARNERING LOTS OF ATTENTION RIGHT NOW. 301 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,639 - IT'S COOL. 302 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,642 IT'S SUBTLE. IT'S SEXY. 303 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,045 - EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO HER STUFF. 304 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,313 ANGELIQUE IS OBSESSED. 305 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,081 YOU GOT A GOOD EYE, MAN. 306 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,518 - ONCE AGAIN, MATTY WAS IN AND I WAS OUT. 307 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,086 - I'M STARTING TO FEEL SUFFOCATED. 308 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,155 WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 309 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,423 - DO NOT MOVE YOUR MOUTH. 310 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,425 ANY SMALL MOVEMENT CAN CAUSE A SNAG. 311 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,760 OR A PERMANENT DEFORMITY. 312 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,061 JAKE! 313 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,830 JAKE! 314 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,798 - WHY ARE YOU YELLING? 315 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,799 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 316 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,801 - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 317 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,036 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 318 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,203 - HE'S HIGH. 319 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,772 - ARE YOU HIGH? 320 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,006 HOW DID YOU GET HIGH? 321 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,942 - DID YOU EAT A SPACE COOKIE? 322 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,109 - I ATE A COOKIE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW 323 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,946 IT WAS FROM SPACE. [laughs] 324 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,048 - OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE HIGH. 325 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,249 LISTEN TO ME. 326 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,650 I CAN'T LOSE YOU RIGHT NOW. 327 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,119 THIS IS VERY SERIOUS. 328 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,423 I NEED YOU TO GO FIND SOME PLIERS OR TWEEZERS. 329 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,760 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 330 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,862 - I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH MY MOM. 331 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,163 TELL HER THAT I DON'T WANT TO SIT 332 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,131 NEXT TO UNCLE ROD AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR. 333 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,534 I CAN'T. I WON'T. 334 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,770 - JAKE! FOCUS! 335 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,971 GET HELP! 336 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,172 - I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE. 337 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,306 I THINK HE'D KILL IT IN THE WORLD SERIES. 338 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,842 ANGE. MEET MY FRIENDS. 339 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,443 MATTY AND JENNA. - HI. 340 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,845 - HI. - HI. 341 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,113 - HOW DO YOU KNOW COLLIN? 342 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,681 - WE'RE IN THE SAME CREATIVE WRITING CLASS. 343 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,016 - YOU'RE THE BLOGGER, RIGHT? 344 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,251 I'M OBSESSED WITH RYAN FROM THOUGHT CATALOG, 345 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,887 AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MOLLS. 346 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,254 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM? 347 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,390 - YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF-- 348 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,992 [clears throat] NO. 349 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,794 - YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT. 350 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,096 HEY, A GAME OF CONFESSION IS ABOUT TO START UP. 351 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,898 - FANTASTIC. ARE YOU GUYS IN? 352 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,499 - YES. - NO. 353 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,202 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 354 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,703 - GO ON, MY CHILD. 355 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,671 - REMEMBER WHEN I WASN'T IN SCHOOL FOR TWO WEEKS 356 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,841 BECAUSE I WAS IN RIO WITH MY PARENTS? 357 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,242 I WASN'T IN RIO. 358 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,277 I WAS AT THE BEV HILLS FOUR SEASONS. 359 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,013 I GOT A NOSE JOB. 360 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,047 - FALSE. - FALSE. 361 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,882 - TRUE. I ALWAYS HATED MY NOSE. 362 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,150 [laughter] 363 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,953 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 364 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,122 all: GO ON, MY CHILD. 365 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,256 - SO YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE THINKS 366 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,826 ROB AND I WERE EACH OTHER'S FIRST? 367 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,093 NOT SO MUCH. 368 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,594 THERE WAS ANOTHER. 369 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,330 - FALSE. all: FALSE. 370 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,331 - NOPE. TRUE. 371 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,366 I FELL OFF A SKI LIFT IN MONTANA 372 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,400 AND BROKE MY HYMEN. 373 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,270 SO MY FIRST WAS A MOUNTAIN...MAN. 374 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,172 [laughter] 375 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,341 - HEY, IT'S JUST LIKE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. 376 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,977 BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 377 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,311 - GO ON, MY CHILD. 378 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,613 - I FELT UP MY GRANDPARENTS' SPECIAL ED NEIGHBOR 379 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,149 WHEN I WAS 11. 380 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,650 all: TRUE. 381 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,018 - UH, YEAH. 382 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,120 - DRINK. 383 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,624 - BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 384 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,960 all: GO ON, MY CHILD. 385 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,994 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY 386 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,428 THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOUND INTERESTING. 387 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,865 I WAS THE RESULT OF A TEENAGE PREGNANCY? BORING. 388 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,867 OR THAT I HAD AN EXTENSIVE HOODIE COLLECTION? 389 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,901 LAME. 390 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,669 THERE WAS NOTHING ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE 391 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,404 BUT STRESS FROM MY LACK OF ABILITY TO IMPRESS. 392 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,738 - YOU CAN PASS. 393 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,007 - NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. 394 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,680 I WAS THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. 395 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,682 - * IT'S GOTTA BE FREE * 396 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,452 - SAY THAT AGAIN. 397 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,489 YOU WERE THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF? 398 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,224 all: FALSE. 399 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,027 - TRUE. DRINK. 400 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,528 - YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? 401 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,063 - NOT TECHNICALLY. 402 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,631 IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. 403 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,665 - CONFESS. 404 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,668 - OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 405 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,671 I BUMPED UGLIES WITH MY BOYFRIEND, 406 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,374 BUT WE WEREN'T TOGETHER AT THE TIME, SO-- 407 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,642 - THAT'S REALLY FA-JACKED. 408 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,311 YOU NEED TO SET BOUNDARIES WITH YOUR MOM. 409 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,679 - I KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW. 410 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,715 MY MOM'S REALLY FRAGILE. 411 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,283 - SHE GOT THE SAME TATTOO OF YOUR BOYFRIEND AS YOU. 412 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,252 THAT'S NOT FRAGILE. IT'S PSYCHO. 413 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,754 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD CONFRONT HER. 414 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,923 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 415 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,825 WE NEED TO FIND JAKE. WE GOTTA MOVE. 416 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,467 JAKE! 417 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,304 - WELL, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SIDESHOW. 418 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,640 - MY NAME IS LISA. 419 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,110 - SO THEN I'M WALKING AROUND SCHOOL WITH THIS HUGE ARM CAST 420 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,578 THAT LOOKS LIKE A TREE BRANCH, 421 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,614 NOT TO MENTION MAKES ME AN OPEN TARGET FOR RANDOM HIGH FIVES. 422 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,983 [laughter] 423 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,451 AND I HAVE TO HAVE WEEKLY SESSIONS 424 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,818 WITH MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, 425 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,289 WHO, FRANKLY, NEEDS MORE COUNSELING THAN ME. 426 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,757 SHE WEARS A FANNY PACK. 427 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,161 [laughter] 428 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,528 - WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING ABOUT THIS? 429 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,829 - OH, I THINK YOU HAVE THE MARKET CORNERED 430 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,965 ON DARK STUFF. 431 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,166 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 432 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,969 - PLEASE, YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA KING. 433 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971 - "WHAT'S UP? MY NAME IS COLLIN. 434 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:07,574 "I'M TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD. JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS. 435 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,878 JUST THINKING ABOUT DROWNING IN THE NOTHINGNESS OF LIFE." 436 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,181 [laughter] 437 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,782 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH SO HARD. 438 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,351 - YOU NAILED IT. 439 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,688 - THIS PARTY BLOWS. 440 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,090 I GIVE UP. 441 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,393 I CAN'T FIND THAT HORSESHOE ANYWHERE. 442 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,040 - WHOO! DANCE PARTY! 443 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,641 both: LET'S DO IT! 444 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,743 [both squeal] 445 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,412 - IT WAS WEIRD. 446 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,648 MY SUICIDE STORY, WHICH MADE ME A FREAK AT MY HIGH SCHOOL, 447 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,917 APPARENTLY MADE ME A HERO IN THEIRS. 448 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,352 I FIT IN. 449 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,288 EVEN WITHOUT A COSTUME. 450 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,572 - ALMOST, ALMOST. 451 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,074 I GOT IT! 452 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,275 [glass shatters] 453 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,643 [all gasp] 454 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,045 - OH! 455 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,479 - JAKE? - YOU ALL RIGHT? 456 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,414 - JAKE. 457 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,286 - AS EXPECTED, MY FITTING IN 458 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,056 WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY GETTING KICKED OUT. 459 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,523 THANKS TO JAKE, WHO HAD 460 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,525 AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION 461 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,094 OF CRASHING A PARTY. 462 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,431 - STOP STARTING AT ME. 463 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,832 - I'M NOT STARING AT YOU. 464 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,134 - I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING 465 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,736 THAT BELONGS TO MY SISTER. - NO. 466 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,607 I BELIEVE I HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME. 467 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,442 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITH THE HORSESHOE 468 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,910 UNLESS YOU PONY UP. 469 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,479 - WITH CASH? 470 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,081 - SEVEN DIGITS. 471 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:58,651 - A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A [bleep] HORSESHOE? 472 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,154 - YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 473 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:08,195 - FINE. GIVE ME YOUR CELL. 474 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,698 [clicking] 475 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,533 [phone beeps, line trilling] 476 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,767 - THIS IS ADAM. 477 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,837 [phone beeps] - THAT'S NOT YOUR NUMBER. 478 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,407 [clicking] 479 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,410 - HAPPY? 480 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:27,180 - SOMETIMES. THE RITALIN HELPS. 481 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,619 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 482 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,554 YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO. 483 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,655 - YES, I DO. 484 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,390 I AM THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE MESS MAKERS. 485 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,161 WHO HAVE SEEMINGLY DISAPPEARED ALONG WITH MY BOYFRIEND. 486 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,663 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? - MATTY? 487 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,797 THAT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND? 488 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,399 - I KNOW, I'M LUCKY. 489 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,636 - ACTUALLY, UM, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT-- 490 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,970 - IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 491 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,573 HOW DID A GIRL LIKE ME END UP WITH A GUY LIKE-- 492 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,909 - HE'S ADORABLE, BUT AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BORED? 493 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,878 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 494 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,213 - I'M SORRY. I HOPE THAT WASN'T OFFENSIVE. 495 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,815 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE AN ODD COUPLE, 496 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,052 AND YOU SEEM A LITTLE OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. 497 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,887 - ANGE, COME SAY GOOD-BYE. 498 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,889 - OH. SORRY. 499 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,792 - WAS IT REALLY POSSIBLE THAT IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE 500 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,928 JENNA HAMILTON WAS COOLER THAN MATTY MCKIBBEN? 501 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,931 [Folly & The Hunter's Ghost] 502 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,702 * 503 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,804 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE? 504 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,274 - AH, NOT TOO LONG. 505 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,708 20 MINUTES. 506 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,909 - WHY? 507 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,010 - MM, I DON'T KNOW. 508 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,312 I WASN'T REALLY FEELING THAT PARTY 509 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,182 OR THOSE PEOPLE. [chuckles] 510 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:38,185 BUT SINCE YOU WERE, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BUZZKILL. 511 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,919 - DO YOU WANT TO GO TO CEBRE'S? 512 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,288 - DO YOU? 513 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:45,592 - NO. 514 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,894 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN ME? 515 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,061 - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 516 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,298 - NOWHERE. I'M JUST CURIOUS. 517 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,066 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME? 518 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,204 - YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. THE BEST PERSON I KNOW. 519 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,971 AND EVERY MOMENT I SPEND WITH YOU, 520 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,274 I GET BETTER. 521 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,377 AND ME. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME? 522 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:08,281 - ABS, TEETH, ABS, HAIR, ABS. 523 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,482 THE SAME THING. 524 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,219 MAYBE I WAS JUST AS SUPERFICIAL AS CEBRE. 525 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,655 - OH, AND ONE MORE THING-- 526 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,056 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 527 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,226 - SO WHAT IF SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS LAME 528 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,560 OR MATTY WAS BORING. 529 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,662 BEAUTY WAS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. 530 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,733 AND WHAT I WAS BEHOLDING WAS PRETTY FRICKIN' AWESOME. 531 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:34,674 * 532 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,246 - NEXT ON AWKWARD.... 533 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,613 ONCE AGAIN, HOMECOMING PINNING WAS IN PROCESS. 534 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,048 - JENNA HAMILTON, WILL YOU BE-- 535 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,851 - MATTY'S GIRL. YES, I WILL. 536 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,653 WHAT'S THE POINT OF ALL THIS ANYWAY? 537 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,120 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - MATTY. 538 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,056 HE DOESN'T EVEN DANCE. 539 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,057 - I REALLY CANNOT DANCE. 540 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,859 - THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE ME. 541 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,795 [dance music]