1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,938 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,707 I'M NOT PREGNANT--TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I'M NOT. 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,442 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT? 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,843 - I'M NOT. - I CAN RESPECT THAT 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,679 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE, 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,381 SO CAN YOU PLEASE RESPECT THAT I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW? 7 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,449 GOOD NIGHT, JENNA. 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,054 [school bell rings] 9 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,222 - IT HAD BEEN A WEEK SINCE MATTY FOUND OUT 10 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,956 ABOUT THE PREGNANCY SCARE, 11 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,126 AND HE SEEMED TO BE DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER 12 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,295 TO ENSURE WE DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER. 13 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,065 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 14 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,500 - SURE, BABE. 15 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,335 - HE KEPT INSISTING EVERYTHING WAS FINE, 16 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,036 BUT HIS ACTIONS SAID OTHERWISE. 17 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,671 IT WAS WEIRD. 18 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,207 WE WEREN'T TALKING, WE WEREN'T DOING IT, 19 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,508 AND WHAT WAS WORSE, WE WEREN'T TALKING 20 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,975 ABOUT NOT DOING IT. 21 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,011 OUR COMMUNICATION WAS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW. 22 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,913 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 23 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,982 IN LIGHT OF THE TRAGIC AND UNTIMELY DEMISE 24 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,251 OF RICKY SCHWARTZ, 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,019 I AM TAKING PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES 26 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,522 TO MAKE OUR SCHOOL A PEANUT-FREE ZONE. 27 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:58,626 OR RATHER, A PEA-NOT ZONE. 28 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:01,929 ARE YOU IN POSSESSION OF ANY NUTS 29 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,466 OR NUT-RELATED PRODUCTS? 30 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,902 I'LL BE CONFISCATING THIS. 31 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,609 NUT CHECK. 32 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,714 ALL CLEAR. 33 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:25,519 I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, J. 34 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,988 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A NUT IN YOUR MOUTH? 35 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,358 - IT WAS A GOOD QUESTION. 36 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,164 OKAY, I'M NOT SAYING I'M AT AN 11 37 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,366 ON THE PANIC METER, BUT I AM INCHING TOWARDS A 7. 38 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,601 SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY OFF IN MY RELATIONSHIP. 39 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,370 - I'D SAY IT'S PRETTY CLEARBLUE EASY. 40 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,037 MATTY'S FREAKED OUT OVER THE PREGNANCY SCARE. 41 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,473 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 42 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,807 - JAKE AND I TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 43 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,842 - THAT'S UNHEALTHY. AND CREEPY. 44 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,178 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE ONE 45 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,879 OF THOSE COUPLES WHO SHARES AN EMAIL. 46 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,315 - BUT EVEN MORE SHOCKING THAN THE POTENTIAL MAMA DRAMA 47 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,349 IS THAT IT CAME FROM JAKE'S MOUTH. 48 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,384 - I'M SORRY. 49 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,785 I WAS GONNA TELL YOU. 50 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,187 I TRIED TO CALL-- - IT'S CHILLS. 51 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,355 I'M ALREADY OVER IT. - I GET IT, J. 52 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,091 THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WE SHOULD KEEP TO OURSELVES. 53 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:06,460 - WHAT THINGS? - JUST THINGS. 54 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,895 - BACK TO THE HOT TOPIC AT HAND, 55 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,797 I KNOW YOU AND MATTY ARE ALL ACTION, NO TALK, 56 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,632 BUT HAVE YOU ASKED HIM IF EVERYTHING'S COOL? 57 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,434 - OF COURSE I DID. - WHAT DID HE SAY? 58 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,868 - "SURE, BABE." [both gasp] 59 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,437 - HE "SURE-BABED" YOU? 60 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,038 "SURE, BABE" IS ONE STEP AWAY 61 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,640 FROM "WHATEVER, HONEY," WHICH IS THE GATEWAY PHRASE 62 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,942 TO "TAKE CARE," WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS THE END. 63 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,245 - OKAY, NOW I'M AT AN 11. 64 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,551 - IF YOU DIPSTERS SERIOUSLY THINK I KILLED RICKY, 65 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,654 YOUR IQs MUST BE AS SMALL AS YOUR-- 66 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,989 [bleep] IT. 67 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,392 I'M PERFECTLY FINE EATING ALONE. 68 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,628 GO HAVE LUNCH WITH HAMIL-TRAMP. - I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 69 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,296 I'D RATHER HANG WITH YOU. 70 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,898 WHY AREN'T YOU EATING? 71 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,568 - I GUESS MY MURDER RAP MADE ME LOSE MY APPETITE. 72 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,803 EVER SINCE RICKY BIT IT, EVERYONE'S AFRAID OF ME. 73 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,506 EVEN THAT AIRBAG, LISSA, IS KEEPING HER DISTANCE. 74 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,074 - YOU POOR THING. - I KNOW. 75 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,943 I HAVEN'T OUTED ANYBODY, MADE ANYONE TRANSFER, 76 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,145 OR SAID THE WORD HARELIP 77 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,647 IN THREE DAYS. - COME ON, SADES. 78 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,249 THIS IS ALL GONNA BLOW OVER. 79 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,650 NO ONE REALLY THINKS YOU'RE A MURDERER. 80 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,552 - MISS SAXTON, THIS IS P.I. MULVILLE, 81 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,986 STANDS FOR PERSONAL INVESTIGATOR. 82 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:07,488 - PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 83 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,522 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN 84 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,923 TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. 85 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:14,061 AND BY DOWNTOWN, I MEAN MY OFFICE. 86 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,529 - YOU BETTER EAT YOUR GRANOLA BAR 87 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,365 BEFORE IT'S CONFISCATED BY THE NUT PATROL. 88 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,000 - WHILE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MATTY'S HEAD, 89 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,270 JAKE KNEW WHAT TAMARA PACKED FOR LUNCH. 90 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,675 - HENRY. 91 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,282 - AM I HAVING A SEIZURE, 92 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,916 OR DID SOME WEIRD STUFF JUST GO DOWN? 93 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,718 - YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND HENRY. 94 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,021 WE'RE IN LOVE. 95 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,923 - IF EVERY COUPLE HAD A DIFFERENT WAY OF INTERFACING, 96 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,427 MATTY AND I WERE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPECTRUM. 97 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,062 MAYBE THE WAY TO GET US BACK ON TRACK 98 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,531 WAS TO GO BACK TO BASICS-- 99 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:53,534 SEX IN A FORBIDDEN PLACE, 100 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,068 WHERE ONE OF US WAS LIKELY TO COME OUT 101 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,405 THE OTHER END NEEDING A TETANUS SHOT. 102 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,939 BUT IT WAS WORTH THE RISK 103 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,108 BECAUSE THE MAKE OUT HAD STOPPED THE FREAK OUT. 104 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,311 WITH MATTY AND ME, GETTING SOME ACTION 105 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,778 ALWAYS SPOKE LOUDER THAN WORDS. 106 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:10,384 - * OH, I 107 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,954 - I'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS, BUT THIS WAS FUN. 108 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,723 - THAT'S IT? - WE CAN HANG OUT TONIGHT. 109 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,858 - I HAD NO REASON TO BE INSECURIOUS. 110 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,693 WE WERE LONGER SOPHOMORES AT SEX. 111 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,194 WE WERE JUNIORS. 112 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,697 AND AS SUCH, WE WERE GOING TO TAKE OUR TIME. 113 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:24,798 YEAH, LET'S HANG OUT. 114 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,568 - COOL. THEN WE CAN TALK. 115 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,070 - IT WAS TIME TO STOP WORRYING AND START FREAKING. 116 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:33,006 MATTY WANTED TO TALK. 117 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,710 - WHOO! 118 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,078 WAS THAT GOOD FOR YOU? 119 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,013 YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD FOR ME TOO. 120 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,583 AW, DAMN. MY SHIRT'S ON BACKWARDS. 121 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:46,354 [laughs] THANKS FOR THE TUNE-UP. 122 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,155 - HEARD SOMEONE GOT LUCKY IN THE SANCTUARY. 123 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,757 - WORD SURE TRAVELS FAST. 124 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:52,526 - SO ARE YOU AND HENRY IN LOVE? - WE'RE SOUL MATES. 125 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,894 - WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET? 126 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,496 - IN LINE WAITING FOR THE NEW iPHONE. 127 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,530 - WHAT'S HENRY'S MIDDLE NAME? - BAO-ZHI. 128 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,898 IT MEANS "FULL OF WISDOM." 129 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,467 - BOXERS OR BRIEFS? - BECKHAMS. 130 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,168 - I DIDN'T THINK HENRY WAS YOUR TYPE. 131 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,170 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TALL, SKINNY, ASIAN BOYS 132 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,605 WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR AND A COWLICK 133 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,839 AN INCH ABOVE THEIR RIGHT EAR. 134 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,441 - YOU MEAN LIKE FRED WU? - FRED WHO? 135 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,777 - FRED WU. I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW HIM. 136 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,412 - OH, RIGHT. 137 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,946 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 138 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,281 BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS SO FASCINATING. 139 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,016 I CAN'T HELP BUT FOLLOW EVERY LITTLE THING 140 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,918 THAT'S HAPPENING IN IT. - HMM. 141 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,453 - I'M KIDDING. 142 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,390 [laughter] 143 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,600 HOW LONG DID HENRY WEAR BRACES? 144 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,002 - TRICK QUESTION. HE NEVER WORE THEM. 145 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:39,139 [both speaking Mandarin] 146 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,710 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - NOTHING. 147 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,978 - [speaks Mandarin] 148 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,018 - WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT RICKY SCHWARTZ DIED? 149 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,422 - HELL IF I KNOW. HOME, I GUESS. 150 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,525 - IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN CORROBORATE YOUR ALIBI? 151 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,493 - WE'RE NOT CONVINCED THERE WAS ANY FOUL PLAY. 152 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,429 WE ARE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME CLARITY. 153 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:04,565 THERE WAS EVIDENCE OF, UH, 154 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,567 SEXUAL NATURE AT THE SCENE. 155 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,268 - RICKY WAS A MAN WHORE, 156 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,739 WHICH MEANS THERE ARE PROBABLY, LIKE, 300 SUSPECTS. 157 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,607 - IF WE CALLED YOUR FOLKS, 158 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,775 WOULD THEY CONFIRM YOU WERE HOME THAT NIGHT? 159 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,577 - DON'T CALL MY PARENTS. 160 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,613 CALL MY LAWYER. 161 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,315 - YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH US CALLING YOUR PARENTS? 162 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,284 - NO, BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU. 163 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,719 I'M CURIOUS. 164 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,655 DO YOU AND YOUR SISTER WIVES ROTATE CLOTHING, 165 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,458 OR IS THAT YOUR OWN PERSONAL PEASANT SKIRT? 166 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:33,160 - DEFLECTING-- AN OBVIOUS SIGN OF GUILT. 167 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,096 - I CAN PUT AN END TO THIS BITCH HUNT RIGHT NOW. 168 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,331 CAN WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY? - YOU MIND WAITING OUTSIDE? 169 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,268 - NOT FROM HIM, FROM YOU. 170 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,241 I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THAT [bleep], 171 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,943 AND A TEST WILL PROVE IT. 172 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,179 - SWEETIE, WE DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR FANCY LIE DETECTORS. 173 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,147 - NO, GENIUS. A PAP SMEAR. 174 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,483 I'M A VIRGIN. 175 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,951 BUT BE WARNED. 176 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,588 IF YOU ACTUALLY FORCE ME TO DO THAT, 177 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,255 I WILL SUE YOU, 178 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,858 AND THEN YOU TWO CAN BAD-COP, WORSE-COP 179 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,560 ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE. 180 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,261 YOU'RE WELCOME. 181 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,997 - [clears throat] 182 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,532 I'M BACK. ALL DONE? - FOR THE RECORD, MISS SAXTON, 183 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,534 I DON'T THINK YOU KILLED RICKY. 184 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,770 BUT I GET WHY PEOPLE THINK YOU DID. 185 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,512 - NO WONDER SHE'S SUCH A GRUMPSTER. 186 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,747 GIRL NEEDS TO GET LAID. 187 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,549 - MATTY DOESN'T WANT TO GET LAID, HE WANTS TO TALK. 188 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,383 I CAN'T BE ALONE WITH HIM. 189 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,085 I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE TALK RIGHT NOW. 190 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,187 I NEED ANOTHER DAY TO PROCESS. 191 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,423 WAIT. I HAVE AN IDEA. 192 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,526 WHAT'S THAT THING THAT YOU'VE BEEN BEGGING ME TO DO 193 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,627 SINCE WE WERE KIDS? 194 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,963 - [gasps] BFGFBFF! 195 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,433 I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS SIX. 196 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,101 AND THEN I MET YOU, AND THEN YOU MET MATTY, 197 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,703 AND THEN YOU MET JAKE, AND THEN YOU CHEATED 198 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,304 ON JAKE WITH MATTY, AND THEN I STARTED DATING JAKE, 199 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,608 AND NOW YOU'RE WITH MATTY, AND HERE WE ARE. 200 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,977 OUR WHOLE LIVES HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT. 201 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,279 BFGFBFF-- 202 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,814 THE BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND- BEST-FRIENDS-FOREVER 203 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,215 DOUBLE DATE. THE D-D IS IMPLIED. 204 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,152 - THAT IS COMPLETELY INSANE, AND I AM ALL IN. 205 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,220 - YES! I'LL CALL YOU LATER WITH A PLAN. 206 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,357 - SURE, I WAS USING THE BFGFBFF 207 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,025 AS A SECURITY BLANKET. 208 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,861 BUT AS LONG AS I WASN'T ALONE WITH MATTY, 209 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,564 I DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE THE TALK. [car horn honks] 210 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,965 - HAMILTON. GET IN. 211 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,300 - I KIND OF FEEL LIKE WALKING. 212 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,468 AND NOT TALKING. 213 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,070 - I'VE GOT YOUR FAVORITE CANDY. 214 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,371 - HE WAS TRYING TO LURE ME 215 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:27,207 INTO THAT CONVO WITH SUGARY TREATS. 216 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,810 NO, THANKS. - HOP IN. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 217 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,379 - HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE ME TO A SECOND LOCATION. 218 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,814 STRANGER DANGER. 219 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,916 I MEAN, HOW WELL DID I REALLY KNOW MATTY? 220 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,317 - HELLO? - CLEARLY, NOT WELL ENOUGH 221 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,152 TO KNOW WHAT HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. 222 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:42,389 ACTUALLY, I CAN'T. I'M WALKING HOME WITH MY FRIEND. 223 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:47,060 CICI. HI. 224 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,596 - I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN? 225 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,997 - YES, YOU WILL. 226 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,599 ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH TAMARA AND JAKE. 227 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:55,002 SORRY, FORGOT TO TELL YOU. HOPE THAT'S COOL. 228 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,337 - SURE, BABE. 229 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:02,342 - DUDE, YOU JUST GOT "SURE-BABED." 230 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,416 - PROMISE YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MATTY. 231 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,685 NO ALONE TIME, NO TALK. - NO PROBLEM. 232 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,254 I AM AN EXPERT AT PUTTING MY FACE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG. 233 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:18,458 - SO, GIRLS, WHAT ARE WE WEARING FOR THE BFGFBFF? 234 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,261 OOH. NOT THAT NECKLACE I HOPE. 235 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,863 - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT. - I DO. 236 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,032 BUT IT'S BAD JUJU TO WEAR A GIFT FROM AN EX. 237 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,535 NOT TO MENTION WEIRD. 238 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,738 - SORRY, T. I FORGOT. 239 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,873 - AND YOU JUST MADE IT WEIRDER. 240 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,408 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO DON'T HAVE MORE ISSUES OVER THIS. 241 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,477 YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN ALLY AND I WERE. 242 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,946 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE MORE MATURE? 243 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,247 - WHEN ALLY DATED MY EX 244 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,650 AND WE WOULD PREGAME BEFORE BFGFBFFs, 245 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,885 SHE WOULD SPIKE MY DRINK WITH PRUNE JUICE 246 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,955 SO THAT I WOULD HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. 247 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,057 THANK GOODNESS YOU GIRLS ARE MORE EVOLVED. 248 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,660 - YEP, THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT. 249 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,061 - MING AND HENRY? 250 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,429 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPOIL THE BFGFBFF, 251 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,998 BUT IN CASE YOU AND JAKE CAN'T KEEP IT 252 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,967 ABOVE THE NECK, I'M GONNA NEED REINFORCEMENTS. 253 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,469 - OKAY, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL THIS NEW CONFIGURATION. 254 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,005 - WHY DON'T WE TAKE TWO CARS? JENNA, YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME. 255 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,506 - UH, THIS IS A GROUP DATE. 256 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,742 TWO IS NOT A GROUP. SIX IS A GROUP. 257 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,443 FIVE COULD ALSO BE CONSIDERED A GROUP. 258 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,912 FOUR, BUT NEVER TWO. 259 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,848 WE CAN FIT. 260 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,154 - MOVE. MOVE. MOVE PLEASE. 261 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,691 - SORRY, EVERYONE. SHE TAKES A WHILE TO WARM UP. 262 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,693 [engine turns over] 263 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,661 [engine grinding] 264 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:31,264 - * DON'T COME KNOCKING ON MY BACK DOOR * 265 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,266 - JAKE, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG? 266 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,936 - OH, YEAH. [both laughing] 267 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,437 LISSA'S PARTY. 268 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,106 - YES. BE-HYMEN! 269 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,174 - I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT. - CHINESE FIRE DRILL! 270 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,110 NO OFFENSE. 271 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,016 - JUST-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 272 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,384 IF I END UP NEXT TO MATTY, HE MIGHT TRY TO TALK. 273 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,321 - SO STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. 274 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,726 - OH, HEY. HEY. 275 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,228 - [grunts] 276 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,097 - WHAT? 277 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,967 - BACK SEAT CHINESE FIRE DRILL. NO OFFENSE. 278 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,936 - YOU CAN'T CALL A BACK SEAT ONE. 279 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,904 - I JUST DID. 280 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,152 [cell phone chimes] 281 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,219 - YOU SHOULD GET THAT IN CASE 282 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,654 IT'S, LIKE, AN EMERGENCY, 283 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,290 AND YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, LEAVE OR SOMETHING. 284 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,760 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - FINE. 285 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,095 WELL, I AM WEARING SOFT PANTS. 286 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,629 - CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE? - STOP. 287 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,498 - MCKIBBEN, ARE YOU WITH PEOPLE? 288 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,433 - YEAH, I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 289 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,303 - OH. OKAY. 290 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,773 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 291 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,808 - YEAH. 292 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,509 - OKAY, WELL, I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. 293 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,812 - IS THAT SADIE? ASK HER WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED. 294 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,081 - TELL GINGERSKANK TO GO [bleep] HERSELF 295 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,115 AND THEN FORGET I CALLED. 296 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,416 I'M FINE. 297 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,585 - SHE SAYS HI. 298 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,987 - SOUNDS LIKE SADIE NEEDS A FRIEND. 299 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,554 - I'LL CHECK ON HER LATER. 300 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,589 - IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ME BEING ALONE 301 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,157 ON THE GROUP DATE, DON'T. 302 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,592 BONUS--IF YOU BAIL, WE'LL HAVE MORE ROOM. 303 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,394 AND YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO COME, DO YOU? 304 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,330 - SURE, BABE. 305 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,003 - SOLO CHINESE FIRE DRILL! 306 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,938 - OH, NO. 307 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,174 NO OFFENSE. 308 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,177 [alternative music] 309 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,813 * 310 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,181 - * I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL * 311 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,583 - WHO EVER HEARD OF NEEDING A RESERVATION 312 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,519 AT A THAI PLACE? 313 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,822 - I DON'T WANT TO POINT ANY FINGERS, BUT-- 314 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,823 - POINT THAT THING AT YOURSELF. 315 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,290 THIS BFG WHATEVER WAS YOUR IDEA, 316 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,092 BUT AT LEAST IT'S OVER. 317 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,461 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT OVER. 318 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,463 WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE THAI PLACE AT THE STRIP MALL? 319 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,532 - OOH, YEAH! - MY LEGS ARE NUMB. 320 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,534 [engine turns over] - OVER HERE. 321 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,871 HENRY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SIT ON MING ALL NIGHT. 322 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,306 - ARE WE GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT IN THE FREAKING CAR? 323 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,042 - SHE'S WARMING BACK UP. 324 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,544 - AND SO WAS MATTY. - MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP. 325 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,880 - FINE BY ME. - THE GROUP DATE WAS A BUST. 326 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,481 BUT MATTY AND I WERE ALL GOOD. 327 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,051 IT WAS FINALLY SAFE TO GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS 328 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,286 BECAUSE HE WAS DOING THE MOVE TO THE BOOB. 329 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,389 WE WERE GOING TO GET DOWN IN A WAY THAT DIDN'T NEED WORDS. 330 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,658 - FINALLY, WE'LL BE ABLE TO TALK. 331 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,528 - OH, THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG. I HAVE AN IDEA. 332 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,030 CHARADES. - FOUR WORDS. 333 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,498 - PERSONALLY, I HATED THE GAME. 334 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,700 BUT THE NOT-TALKING PART HAD ITS OBVIOUS APPEAL. 335 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,202 - COOKING. 336 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,904 - CROSS GUARD. - TV SHOW. 337 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,372 - PULLING FOUR HORSES. 338 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,974 - MATTY WAS GIVING ME EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE 339 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,708 THE ROLLER COASTER RIDE WAS OVER 340 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,911 AND IT WAS SAFE TO UNFASTEN MY INSECURITY BELT. 341 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,213 - NUN? HE'S A NUN. - A GUY IN THE CURTAIN. 342 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,149 - FRED WU IS HERE! - [giggles] 343 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,888 - ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN THE NEW BOYFRIEND, 344 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,890 EX-BOYFRIEND ON THE SAME DATE? - UH, HELLO? 345 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,691 JENNA, JAKE, MATTY-- SAME DIFF. 346 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,160 - BUT I'M NOT PUTTING MY TONGUE DOWN JENNA'S THROAT. 347 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,761 - MING, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED 348 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:53,700 ON A THREE-WAY LIVE CONFERENCE CALL, NOW. 349 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,069 [music volume increases] - * DON'T YOU KNOW THAT... * 350 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,938 - WHY DID YOU TURN UP THE MUSIC? 351 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,739 - THE HOUSE HAS EYES. 352 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,342 AND EARS. both: ASIAN MAFIA. 353 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,912 - MING, IF YOU'RE STILL WITH FRED, 354 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,114 WHO THE HELL IS HENRY? - MY BEARD. 355 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,249 I'VE BEEN ASIAN BITCHING BECCA FOR MONTHS. 356 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,783 I WASN'T JUST STAYING AT MY GRANDPARENTS' 357 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,152 THIS SUMMER TO LEARN MANDARIN. 358 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,322 I WAS SEEING FRED ON THE LOW. 359 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,926 - AND BECCA HAS NO IDEA. - MORE LIKE NO EVIDENCE. 360 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,761 BUT I ASIAN BITCHED YOU BITCHES, AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 361 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,130 [laughs] 362 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,965 - MING'S PARANOIA WAS CONTAGIOUS. 363 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,433 WITH MY REINFORCEMENTS OFF THE CLOCK, 364 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,001 I NEEDED TO KEEP UP THE GAME. 365 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,369 MY TURN. 366 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,770 [laughs] 367 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,373 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 368 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,543 - UH, MOVIE. - YES. 369 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,045 - FOUR WORDS. 370 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,846 - TWO. - NO, SECOND WORD IS... 371 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,950 - BRUSHING, WASHING, SHOWER. - COMB. SO DIRTY. 372 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,284 - MONKEY TAIL-- OH, SHOWER. 373 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,186 MONKEY, SHOWERING MONKEYS. - NO. HAIRY. 374 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,056 - LOVERS. LOVERS. STAR-CROSSED. - BLOSSOMING. 375 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,992 - NO, A ROM-COM. 376 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,693 - RUNNING MAN. - THE 1980s? 377 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,228 A ROM-COM FROM THE '80s? 378 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,529 - * TELL ME THAT 379 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,965 - AND THAT WE SAW TOGETHER. 380 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,034 DID WE GO TO THE MOVIES OR-- OH, NO, ON TV-- 381 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,702 GOD, I SHOULD KNOW THIS. 382 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,105 UH... 383 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,107 THAT WEEKEND THAT WE BOTH HAD COLDS. 384 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,541 OH, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! 385 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,311 - YES! YEAH! - YES! ALL RIGHT. WHOO-HOO! 386 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,612 - WHOO! BAM. - BOOM. 387 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,114 - YEAH, TEAM J AND J. 388 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,615 - MATTY MAY HAVE SUCKED AT CHARADES, 389 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,750 BUT IT WASN'T HARD TO PICK UP ON HIS CLUES. 390 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,854 REALITY SHOW, FOUR WORDS, MATTY WANTED TO TALK. 391 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,031 - JENNA, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 392 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,532 - OKAY. 393 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,002 - NO, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM. 394 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,403 - SO THEN USE MY PARENTS' BATHROOM. 395 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,705 - NO, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM, 396 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,708 BATHROOM, BATHROOM. 397 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,742 - UM-- 398 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,744 - I GOTTA MAKE A CALL. 399 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,880 - SO WHY ARE WE IN THE BATHROOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM? 400 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,183 - BECAUSE YOU'RE RUINING THE BFGFBFF. 401 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,385 I CAN'T SPEAK FOR MATTY, BUT I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF. 402 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,088 THIS THING WITH YOU AND JAKE-- YOU GOT TO REIN IT IN. 403 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,689 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT THE MEMO, 404 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,059 BUT JAKENNA IS DEAD, AND JAKARA IS IN BUSINESS. 405 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,294 I DON'T WANT TO BORROW THIS. 406 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,165 AND I'M NOT BORROWING JAKE FROM YOU. 407 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,101 - I'M SORRY. 408 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,469 - I FORGIVE YOU. 409 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,438 NOW I'M GONNA SPEAK FOR MATTY. 410 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,106 AFTER WATCHING HIM WATCHING YOU, 411 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,807 MY TAKE IS THAT HE'S JAKE-ELOUS. 412 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,943 NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT MATTY'S FEELING INSECURE 413 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,378 BECAUSE YOU TOLD JAKE ABOUT THE MAYBE BABY 414 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,313 BEFORE YOU TOLD HIM. - HOW CAN YOU TELL? 415 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,315 - 'CAUSE I'M A COMMUNICATOR AND A LITTLE BIT PSYCHIC. 416 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,051 IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT MATTY HURTING YOU. 417 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,485 YOU'RE HURTING HIM. 418 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,853 - NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH JAKE. 419 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,355 - 'CAUSE JAKE WAS THE GIRL. 420 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,656 IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE'RE BOTH GIRLS. 421 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,857 THAT'S WHY IT WORKS. 422 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,459 [knocking] 423 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,695 - I KNOW WHY YOU'RE UPSET. 424 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,231 AND I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO CATCH ON. 425 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,567 IT WAS SO NOT COOL. 426 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,202 I'M A JERK. 427 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,905 AND I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 428 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:50,177 - OKAY. - YOU FORGIVE ME? 429 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,982 - I'M GONNA GO...NOW. 430 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,089 - DO YOU STILL NEED ME TO TALK BLOCK? 431 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,091 - IF TAMARA AND JAKE WERE THE POSTER COUPLE 432 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,459 FOR TALKING IT OUT, I NEEDED TO GIVE MATTY 433 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,328 A CHANCE TO OPEN HIS MOUTH TOO. 434 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:13,433 HOPING AGAINST HOPE IT WOULD END UP ON MINE. 435 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,967 - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FINE. 436 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,903 - YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN MY ASS. 437 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,338 - THAT PAIN ISN'T GOING AWAY TILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S UP. 438 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,774 - MY PARENTS ARE GONE. - ON VACATION? 439 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,143 - FROM ME. 440 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,145 MY MOM'S IN REHAB FOR EXHAUSTION, 441 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,913 AND DEAR OLD DAD FLED THE COUNTRY 442 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,115 'CAUSE OF THE MONEY SITCH. 443 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,816 - WAIT, SO YOU'RE ALL ALONE? 444 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,651 - CONSUELA'S HERE, BUT SHE'S IN THE DOGHOUSE. 445 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,785 - WHY, WHAT'D SHE DO? 446 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,354 - NOTHING. SHE'S CLEANING IT. 447 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,324 MATTY, NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND ME. 448 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,360 AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE HATES ME. 449 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,863 AND AT HOME, NO ONE CARES IF I'M ALIVE OR DEAD. 450 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,500 I MAY AS WELL BE RICKY. 451 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,269 I'M SCARED. 452 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,803 - YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF HURTING YOURSELF, ARE YOU? 453 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,440 - NO, DUMBASS. I STILL LOVE MYSELF. 454 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,276 BUT I DO WANT TO THROW UP. 455 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,610 - PROMISE ME YOU WON'T, OR I'LL COME OVER THERE 456 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,945 AND KICK YOUR ASS. 457 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,380 - PLEASE, I COULD TOTALLY TAKE YOU. 458 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,182 - I'M SERIOUS, SADIE. SWEAR YOU WON'T. 459 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,550 - I SWEAR, OKAY? 460 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,784 - THIS FAMILY STUFF SUCKS. 461 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,519 YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN THERE. 462 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,221 BUT YOU'RE STRONG. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 463 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,057 - I AM? - DEFINITELY. 464 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,059 AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU COULD TAKE ME. 465 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,562 - WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND PROVE IT? 466 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,297 - I WOULD SWING BY, 467 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:21,401 BUT I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH JENNA. 468 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,337 - SO HAVE IT. 469 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,777 - I GOTTA GO. 470 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,279 - I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO HAVE THIS TALK ALL DAY, 471 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,046 AND I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN AVOIDING IT. 472 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,715 BUT IF THIS IS GONNA BE THE TALK WHERE YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, 473 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,184 THEN WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS TALK 474 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,185 BECAUSE I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU FIRST. 475 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,252 SO THERE. TALK OVER. 476 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,454 - THAT'S NOT THIS TALK. 477 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,892 - GOOD. 478 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,560 WHAT'S GOING ON? 479 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,363 - LAST WEEK YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO TOUCH YOU, 480 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:55,202 AND THEN TODAY YOU WANTED TO DO IT IN THE SANCTUARY. 481 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,970 - ARE YOU UPSET THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU 482 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,539 ABOUT THE PREGNANCY SITCH? 483 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,375 - NO, I'M UPSET THAT YOU TOLD JAKE BEFORE ME. 484 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:06,879 AND THAT WE DON'T HAVE THAT THING YOU AND JAKE HAD. 485 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,315 HAVE. - WHAT THING? 486 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,116 A FRIENDSHIP? - I GUESS, YEAH. 487 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,551 WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THAT? 488 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,286 WHY CAN'T I BE THAT FOR YOU? - BE WHAT? 489 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,621 - THE GUY YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP WITH 490 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,988 TO BE CONNECTED TO, JENNA. 491 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,360 THE GUY YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING TO. 492 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,662 - I'M SORRY I TOLD JAKE. 493 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,732 HE WAS JUST THERE, AND IT CAME OUT. 494 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,234 - THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT. 495 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,236 IT'S ALWAYS SO EASY WITH JAKE. 496 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:32,138 WHY IS IT NOT EASY WITH ME? 497 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:40,680 - I GUESS I'M JUST ALWAYS AFRAID 498 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,283 THE MINUTE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS, YOU'RE GONNA RUN AWAY. 499 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,984 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 500 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,719 - BECAUSE YOU WERE EMBARRASSED OF ME. 501 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,488 - WHEN? 502 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,357 - AFTER WE FIRST HAD SEX. 503 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,724 WE NEVER TALKED. 504 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,092 WE JUST HOOKED UP. 505 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,494 AND THEN WHEN WE DID TALK, 506 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,163 IT WAS ONLY IN PRIVATE. 507 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:03,035 I'D CALL THAT EMBARRASSMENT, WOULDN'T YOU? 508 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,372 - NO. 509 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,541 I WAS NEVER EMBARRASSED OF YOU. 510 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,111 - * FORGET TO WRITE THIS DOWN 511 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,847 * 512 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,849 - SO HOW DO WE FIX THIS? 513 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,785 HOW DO WE-- I DON'T KNOW. 514 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:23,256 TALK AND-- 515 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,124 - WE ALREADY HAVE. 516 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,361 * 517 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:33,232 - * WOULD YOU STAY WITH US TONIGHT? * 518 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,203 * 519 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,672 * WOULD YOU 520 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,240 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 521 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,742 HEY, SO MY DAD CALLED YOUR PARENTS AND TOLD THEM 522 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,411 WE'RE HAVING SEX. GOTTA GO, BYE. 523 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,014 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO MR. AND MRS. HAMILTON? 524 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,916 - EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR PARENTS ARE BROKE. 525 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,818 - I WAS TOTALLY READY TO DO IT WITH YOU, 526 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,152 BUT I WAS WAITING ON SOMETHING. 527 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,487 RIGHT NOW, I AM TOO EXCITED TO WAIT. 528 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,588 - WHAT? 529 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,090 - I'M READY, OKAY? - OKAY.