1 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:06,574 - IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS, I HAD EVOLVED. 2 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:08,542 I'D GONE FROM "THAT GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF" 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,479 TO "THAT GIRL WHO HAD A DATE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE." 4 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,880 YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE? 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,048 - I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN. 6 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,116 - I CAME WITH JAKE. 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,951 - BUT YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,620 - I CHOSE JAKE, AND NOW WE CAN'T BE ALONE 9 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,455 WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG, TRYING TO TEMPT ME. 10 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:22,723 THE WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD. 11 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,425 - I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 12 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,726 BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOME WRECK YOU. 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,795 - NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN. - WHAT? 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,997 - YOU ARE TOTALLY SABOTAGING THEM. 15 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,832 - RICKY'S THE MISSED CONNECTION! 16 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,401 - HE'S HER WHAT? 17 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,269 [door squeaks] 18 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,837 - RICKY? 19 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,073 - RICKY! 20 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,674 - YOU REALLY ARE THE FOOL. 21 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,010 ASK MATTY--HE HAD A PIECE OF YOUR HAMILTON PIE 22 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,578 LONG BEFORE YOU DID. 23 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,014 - OKAY, MCKIBBEN, TIME TO COME CLEAN. 24 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,416 - PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 25 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,451 - UHH! [all gasp] 26 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,785 - I [bleep] YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 27 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,853 - WE'VE DECIDED NOT TO LET 28 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:53,987 A GIRL COME BETWEEN US. 29 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:54,988 - SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE-- 30 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,424 HIM OR ME. 31 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:59,327 MAYBE THE TIMING'S FINALLY RIGHT. 32 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,528 - WE'RE GOING TO EUROPE! 33 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:01,695 - TOO LATE. THE TRIP'S FULL. 34 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,497 I TOOK THE LAST SLOT. 35 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,032 both: I MADE OUT WITH JAKE. 36 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,600 - YOU HAVE A TRIP. I'M NOT GOING. 37 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,935 MY SPOT IS YOURS. 38 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,037 I FINALLY GOT WHAT I REALLY WANTED. 39 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,340 BUT I WASN'T SURE IT WAS WHAT I NEEDED. 40 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,144 - JUNIOR YEAR. 41 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,045 JUNIOR YEAR WAS LIKE THE THURSDAY NIGHT OF HIGH SCHOOL, 42 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,547 AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END. 43 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,048 I WAS GROWING UP. 44 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:23,417 VICTORIA HAD FINALLY LET ME IN ON HER SECRET: 45 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,454 PADDING. LOTS AND LOTS OF PADDING. 46 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,157 BUT, UNDERNEATH IT, I WAS ACTUALLY BLOSSOMING. 47 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,424 CHANGING. 48 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,425 AND THE THOUGHT OF IT MADE ME-- 49 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,760 - NERVOUS? 50 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,428 - NO. YEAH. 51 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,029 PROBABLY JUST FIRST-DAY JITTERS, RIGHT? 52 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,165 - WHAT ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT? 53 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,166 - I DON'T KNOW. 54 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,633 BUT I DID. 55 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,502 I HADN'T SEEN TAMARA OR MING ALL SUMMER. 56 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,804 EITHER THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN OR I WAS, 57 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:47,441 AND WHEN I WASN'T... 58 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,610 I WAS WRAPPED UP IN MY COCOON, 59 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,512 MY COCOON OF MATTY. 60 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,946 [cell phone buzzing] 61 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,350 I HAD DISAPPEARED INTO MY RELATIONSHIP, 62 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,653 AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY FRIENDS. 63 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,854 - READY? 64 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,423 - CAN'T WE JUST STAY HERE? 65 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,458 - NOPE. IT IS TIME TO BE-- 66 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,527 - INDEPENDENT STUDY. 67 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,196 THAT'S THE ELECTIVE I SIGNED UP FOR, 68 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,198 NOT CREATIVE WRITING. 69 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:13,033 CAN YOU FIX IT? 70 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,203 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE METAMORPHOSIS? 71 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,205 PRETTY CHIC, HUH? 72 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,639 LOVE IS A GAME CHANGER. 73 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,241 - IS SHE STILL HUNG UP ON RICKY? 74 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,909 - [laughs] GOOD ONE. 75 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,278 ALTHOUGH I WONDER IF RICKY HAS ANYTHING TO DO 76 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,314 WITH WHY TAMARA AND JAKE AREN'T ONLINE OFFICIAL. 77 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:27,915 BUT ANY DAY NOW. RIGHT? 78 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,116 - RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. 79 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,818 BUT I DIDN'T. 80 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,786 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TAMARA'S LIFE. 81 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,655 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL SUMMER? 82 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,124 - WORKING FOR MY GRANDPARENTS IN MOORPARK. 83 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,992 IT'S LIKE THE PIT OF THE EARTH. 84 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,394 BUT I LEARNED MANDARIN. 85 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,729 - YOU FINALLY SPEAK CHINESE? 86 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:46,234 - IX-NAY ON THE CHINESE-AY. 87 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,569 MAFIA IS EVERYWHERE, 88 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,904 AND THEY CAN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 89 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,740 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LONG PLAY. 90 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,141 GOTTA GO! 91 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,477 I'M GONNA GET THE DEETS ON THE NEW 'DO. 92 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,413 - NORMALLY, WE SPEND HOURS DEBATING A SIMPLE TRIM, 93 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,714 AND SUDDENLY, SHE HAD HACKED AND WHACKED 94 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,383 WITHOUT EVEN A TEXT. 95 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,985 MAYBE IT WASN'T ME THAT HAD FORGOTTEN MY FRIENDS. 96 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,987 MAYBE IT WAS MY FRIENDS THAT HAD FORGOTTEN ME. 97 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,422 - MY GIRL. 98 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,358 - THANKFULLY, SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGED. 99 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:15,996 - SU CABELLA ES MUY BONITA. 100 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,498 - OR THEY DID. 101 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:24,938 [knocking at door] 102 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,106 - YEAH. 103 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,342 - IT'S YOUR GIRL. - "T." 104 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,777 OH. "J." 105 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,111 THOUGHT YOU WERE MY NEW GIRL. 106 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,513 SHE WAS GOING TO STOP BY 107 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,014 TO HELP ME PICK THE BEST PICS FROM EUROPE 108 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,516 TO TAG BEFORE CLASS. 109 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,752 [scoffs] SHE IS SUCH A CHARACTER. 110 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,921 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, I JUST CAN'T GET HER OFF THE PHONE. 111 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,090 - YOU GUYS TALK ON THE PHONE? - LIKE IT'S MY JOB. 112 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,692 WHICH IT SORT OF IS, 113 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,126 SINCE SHE'S LISTED AS MY SISTER ON FACEBOOK. 114 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,028 SO WHATCHA NEED? - HELP. 115 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,062 I'VE BEEN PUT IN CREATIVE WRITING 116 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,698 FOR MY ELECTIVE. - AND? 117 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,300 - AND I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR IT. 118 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,302 - NO, I DID. - WHY? 119 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,403 - BECAUSE IT'S AN EXCELLENT CLASS, 120 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:59,139 AND VERY HARD TO GET INTO. 121 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,542 MR. HART READS A LOT OF SUBMISSIONS EVERY YEAR. 122 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,010 AND HE'S A VERY TOUGH CUSTOMER 123 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,712 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WRITTEN WORD. 124 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,448 - BUT I DIDN'T WRITE A WORD. - HE READ YOUR BLOG. 125 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:10,384 - BUT MY BLOG IS PRIVATE. - HA! RIGHT. 126 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,019 BUT WHEN IT WASN'T, 127 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,954 I PRINTED OUT A COPY OR TWO. 128 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,323 YOU KNOW, FOR WORK AND HOME. 129 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,624 SOMETIMES I NEED A GOOD, ANGSTY SOAP 130 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,025 TO PUT ME TO SLEEP. 131 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,827 OH, AND I MIGHT HAVE SENT ONE TO MY MOM, 132 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:22,796 WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE TEAM MATTY. 133 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,633 - YOU CAN TELL HER THAT HE IS NOW FIRMLY ON TEAM JENNA. 134 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,368 - EXCELLENT WORD PLAY. 135 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,471 SEE, YOU ARE TOTALLY GOING TO MEET THE CHALLENGES 136 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,705 OF MR. HART'S CLASS. 137 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,875 - I DON'T WANT A CHALLENGE. 138 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:35,876 - WAKE UP, JENNA. 139 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,345 THIS IS YOUR JUNIOR YEAR, 140 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,914 AND IT IS TIME TO EVOLVE, CHANGE. 141 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,249 FINE, YOU WANT TO BE A WUSS? 142 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,551 I'LL SIGN YOU UP FOR SOMETHING WIMPY, 143 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,752 LIKE DRAMA. 144 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,354 GOING ONCE... 145 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,621 - MAYBE VALERIE HAD A POINT. 146 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,056 - GOING TWICE-- 147 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,358 - MAYBE I NEEDED A CHANGE. 148 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,759 I'LL STAY IN CREATIVE WRITING. 149 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,662 - GOOD. NOW, YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS. 150 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,597 MR. HART CAN BE A REAL BALL BUSTER. 151 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,566 - APPARENTLY, SO COULD MY CONSCIENCE. 152 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,734 IT WAS TIME TO SEE IF MY FRIENDSHIP WITH TAMARA 153 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,871 HAD CHANGED ALONG WITH HER HAIR. 154 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,072 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CUT IT. 155 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,807 - I KNOW. 156 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,876 BUT AFTER BEING ABROAD AND SEEING HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES, 157 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,544 I AM FOREVER A DIFFERENT PERSON. 158 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,979 EUROPEANS ARE AMAZEBALLS. 159 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,514 AS IN, STRESS THE "BALLS," 160 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,682 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE. 161 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,384 BUT THEY CALL IT "MUSK," 162 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,586 WHICH IS JUST SO SEXY, YOU KNOW? 163 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,521 - NO. 164 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,055 - WELL, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN THERE, 165 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,225 BUT THE EUROS JUST HAVE THIS JE NE SAIS QUOI. 166 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,527 FRENCH. 167 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,828 IT'S LIKE AN INDIVIDUALITY THING, 168 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,096 WHICH IS THE MANTRA OF THIS YEAR. 169 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,431 I WANT TO BE ORIGINAL. 170 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,432 AND ALTHOUGH I'M NOT BRAVE ENOUGH 171 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,866 TO ROLL WITHOUT ROLL-ON, 172 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:33,867 I THOUGHT THAT CHANGING THE FLAIR OF MY HAIR 173 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,403 WAS THE NEXT BEST THING. 174 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,405 - SO YOU REALLY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT. 175 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,406 - ACTUALLY, THERE WAS NO THOUGHT. 176 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,773 IT WAS TOTALLY IMPULSIVE. 177 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,409 THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE SPANIARDS. 178 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,077 EVERYTHING IS SO SERA SERA, YOU KNOW? 179 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,078 - NOT REALLY. 180 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,714 - WELL, IF YOU DID KNOW, 181 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,616 YOU KNOW KNOW THAT THEY ARE A PEOPLE OF SPONTANEITY, 182 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,918 WHICH IS ALSO SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO EMBRACE. 183 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,421 I AM LETTING GO OF HAVING TO DEFINE THINGS IN MY LIFE, 184 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:56,256 LIKE MY STYLE OR MY RELATIONSHIP. 185 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,591 I DON'T NEED TO D.T.R. ANYMORE. 186 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,126 - BUT I STILL DID, 187 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,828 AND I NEEDED TO KNOW IF WE WERE STILL BESTIES. 188 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,029 WHICH IS REALLY COOL, AND I ACTUALLY HAVE 189 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,497 A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT, 190 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,498 BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHARE. 191 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,635 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 192 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,936 WALK WITH ME. 193 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,871 I THINK I NEED SUPPORT. 194 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,039 AND A TAMPON. 195 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,707 - [gasps] AUNT TO THE FLOW. 196 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,008 YOU FINALLY GOT IT? 197 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,544 - YES. - AND I DID, TOO. 198 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,279 I WAS GETTING THAT I WAS BEING SIDELINED... 199 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,648 AND LEFT BEHIND. 200 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,617 - MING, THIS IS SO TRES MAGNIFIQUE. 201 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,818 YOU'RE A WOMAN. 202 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,119 - HOORAY. 203 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,656 - AND WE'RE ALL CYCLING TOGETHER. 204 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,891 THE ITALIANS CALL IT SIMPATICO. 205 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,292 OR MAYBE IT WAS THE SPANISH. 206 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,293 EITHER WAY, SOMEONE CUTE SAID IT. 207 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,294 HERE. 208 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,629 - IT'S NOT MY TIME. 209 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,164 - OH, EUROPE MUST HAVE THROWN US OFF. 210 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,366 - EUROPE WASN'T THE ONLY THING THROWING US OFF. 211 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,234 OUR LACK OF CONNECTION WAS, TOO. 212 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,670 SUDDENLY, MY STOMACH FELT... 213 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,539 - [retching] - UNSETTLED. 214 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,740 [toilet flushing] 215 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,249 - THAT WAS BIZARRO UNGARO. 216 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,752 [toilet flushing] 217 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,788 - WHAT'D I JUST MISS? - SADIE. 218 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,055 SOMEONE STOLE HER TONGUE. 219 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,991 - AND REPLACED IT WITH A BUN... 220 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,225 IN THE OVEN. 221 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,560 RUMOR HAS IT, SHE'S PREGNANT. 222 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,929 - CHANGE WAS EVERYWHERE, EVEN FOR SADIE. 223 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,564 AND APPARENTLY, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL 224 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,900 WAS TRYING TO CONFIRM THE FATHER OF THE SPERM. 225 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,235 - RICKY SCHWARTZ. IT'S HIS. 226 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,237 - WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 227 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,239 WITH RICKY'S CREDIT CARD? 228 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,608 - HE SAID TO BUY SOMETHING NICE, ANYTHING YOU WANT. 229 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,909 HE LOVES YOU. 230 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,844 - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 231 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,179 TO TELL HIM WE'RE DONE? 232 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,181 I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN HIM. 233 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,983 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLE? 234 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,752 - YOU'RE EATING A LOT. 235 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,186 - SO? - YOU MISS HIM. 236 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,788 I KNOW HE MISSES YOU. 237 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,856 THAT'S WHY HE CAME IN TO GET FROYO FOR YOU 238 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:36,857 EVERY DAY AT MY SHOP. 239 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:37,991 - IT WAS A WASTE. 240 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,761 [crunch] LIKE HIS LIFE. 241 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,630 - BUT NOW YOU HAVE A LIFE THAT ISN'T A WASTE. 242 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,765 - WHAT? - BABY--SADIE. 243 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:45,933 HE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 244 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,535 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HIM 245 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:48,536 EVERY TIME THAT HE CRIES. 246 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:51,271 - TELL HIM TO DIE. 247 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,340 GOD, I NEED TO PUKE. 248 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,542 - THAT'S YOUR LUNCH? 249 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,009 - THE FRENCH KEEP IT LIGHT, 250 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,611 WHICH IS WHY THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT. 251 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,312 IT IS ALL ABOUT MODERATION. 252 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,248 - WHAT TAMARA NEEDED TO DO WAS MODERATE THE EURO BRAG. 253 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,683 WHERE'S MING? 254 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,051 - SHE'S EATING WITH THE MAFIA TODAY. 255 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,418 SHE'S TRYING TO RECONNECT WITH THEM, 256 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,419 SINCE SHE'S BEEN GONE ALL SUMMER. 257 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,188 - SPEAKING OF RECONNECTING, 258 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,289 THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 259 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,458 - T.T. - [gasps] JACQUES. 260 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:19,600 both: PIXELIZE US? 261 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,368 - MM. 262 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,571 [camera shutter clicks] 263 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,305 - OH, NOT MY FAVE. 264 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,874 SHOW JENNA OUR SELECTS FROM THE TRIP, 265 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,809 AND SEE WHICH ONES SHE LIKES BEST. 266 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,043 - UHH. 267 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,482 - IT WOULD BE HARD TO CHOOSE. 268 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,585 - PERSONALLY, I THINK THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE TREVI FOUNTAIN 269 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,286 ENCAPSULATES THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE. 270 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,754 THAT'S THE ONE WE SHOULD USE FOR THE PROFILE PIC 271 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,889 ON OUR PAGE. 272 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,156 - WAIT, "OUR" PAGE? 273 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,391 both: WE CREATED OUR OWN FACEBOOK PAGE. 274 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,426 [both laugh] 275 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,396 both: JE T'AIME. 276 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,735 - JACQUES, WE'RE BEING RUDE. 277 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,770 JENNA WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL US SOMETHING. 278 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,105 both: TELL US. 279 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,607 - "US" WAS NOT WHO I WANTED TO TELL. 280 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,609 - I'M IN CREATIVE WRITING. 281 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,676 - WITH MR. HART? 282 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,211 UGH. HE'S A SADIST. 283 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,680 - BUT NOT YOU. YOU'RE A LOVER. 284 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,618 - OH, MI AMOR. both: JE T'AIME. 285 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,919 - I WAS STARTING TO FEEL FLOORED 286 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,821 BY HOW MUCH I WAS IGNORED. 287 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,423 BUT IF FLYING UNDER THE RADAR WAS MY NEW FORTE, 288 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,727 THEN BEING INVISIBLE WAS GOING TO HAVE ITS BENEFITS IN CLASS. 289 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,528 [bell ringing] 290 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,631 - YOU! 291 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,765 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 292 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,370 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 293 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,106 - I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU? 294 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,274 - A STUDENT IN YOUR CLASS. 295 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,409 - WRONG. ONLY I CAN ASSESS THAT. 296 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,413 OKAY, EVERYBODY LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. 297 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,415 NOW EVERYBODY LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. 298 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,784 THE PEOPLE SITTING ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU 299 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,953 WILL NOT BE THERE AT THE END OF THE YEAR. 300 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,520 YES? 301 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,122 - THAT WOULD MEAN THAT NO ONE WOULD BE IN CLASS. 302 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,858 - AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN 2009. 303 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,859 YEAH? 304 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:52,860 - CAN I USE THE BATHROOM? 305 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,861 - CAN YOU? PROBABLY. 306 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,195 MAY YOU? NO. 307 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,363 THERE'S NO BREAKS IN THIS LIFE. 308 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,198 THERE'S NO BREAKS IN THIS CLASS. 309 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,499 IF YOU HAVE TO BE HUMAN, 310 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,701 DO IT BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH MY DOOR 311 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,269 OR AFTER YOU LEAVE. 312 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,938 BECAUSE WHILE MY NAME MIGHT BE MR. HART, 313 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,106 I DON'T HAVE ONE. 314 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,809 EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND? 315 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,144 NOW, WHO ARE MY QUITTERS? 316 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,781 LEAVE NOW BEFORE YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF STAYING. 317 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,216 YOU? LET'S GO. GO, GO, GO, GO! 318 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,986 GO, GO, GO! GO, GO, GO! 319 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:24,992 TAKE HER WITH YOU. 320 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,459 [whispers] HI. 321 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,829 ARE YOU A CRIER? 322 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,530 YEAH. 323 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,232 YOU KNOW WHAT RULE NUMBER ONE IS? 324 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,500 THERE'S NO CRYING IN THIS CLASS! 325 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,202 NOW GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 326 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,970 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 327 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:49,416 FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S HERE, LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS. 328 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,484 YOU ALL THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 329 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386 I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. 330 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,890 I WANT TO KNOW, 331 00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:02,763 WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE? 332 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,933 NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY THINK THAT YOU'RE GOOD WRITERS, 333 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,400 'CAUSE YOU WRITE WITTY LITTLE MUSINGS 334 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,602 ABOUT TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL, 335 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:15,108 OR YOU WHINE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON YOUR BLOG. 336 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,010 [giggles] 337 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,513 [slaps desk] THAT IS NOT BEING A WRITER. 338 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,617 WRITING IS ABOUT CONQUERING YOUR [bleep] FEARS. 339 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,787 IT'S ABOUT PUTTING ONTO PAPER 340 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:32,125 THE THING THAT YOU ARE MOST AFRAID TO SHARE. 341 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,263 NOW, FOR YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT, 342 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,465 I WANT YOU ALL TO WRITE ABOUT YOUR GREATEST FEAR. 343 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,300 AND LIKE THE LITTLE PUSSIES YOU ARE, 344 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,970 DON'T WORRY ABOUT PUTTING YOUR NAME ON IT. 345 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,972 JUST WRITE IT DOWN. 346 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,042 OKAY, BEFORE WE DISSECT ALL THIS BULL[bleep], 347 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,812 I NEED YOU GUYS TO LOOK AT THOSE RELEASE FORMS I PASSED OUT. 348 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,046 I WANT YOU TO BRING THOSE HOME TONIGHT, 349 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,481 GET YOUR PARENTS TO SIGN THEM, 350 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,383 OR DON'T COME BACK. 351 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,318 - THIS GUY'S A TRIP. - AND A NUT. 352 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,287 MAYBE MY PARENTS WOULD FORGO THEIR PERMISSION 353 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,555 SO I COULD BE RELEASED TO TAKE DRAMA INSTEAD. 354 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,058 - OKAY, SO LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF LOSERS WE HAVE THIS YEAR. 355 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,593 "I'M AFRAID OF FAILING." 356 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,028 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ANYMORE, 357 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,029 'CAUSE IF THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT, 358 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,030 YOU'VE ALREADY FAILED. 359 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,933 GET OUT OF MY CLASS. 360 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,401 NEXT ONE. 361 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,137 "I'M AFRAID OF MY SUICIDAL THOUGHTS." 362 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:21,141 DO WE HAVE A POTENTIAL HEMINGWAY IN THE CLASS? 363 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,309 PROBABLY NOT. 364 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,877 OH, HERE'S A NICE ONE. 365 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:28,548 "I'M AFRAID I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH." 366 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,084 YOU DO. DON'T BE SO OBVIOUS. 367 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,486 "I'M DEBATING MY FEAR OF LIFE AND DEATH, 368 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:38,158 AND WONDERING IF IT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE." 369 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,327 I GUESS WE HAVE A LOT OF SUICIDAL TENDENCIES HERE, HUH? 370 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,162 WHICH MIGHT BE A GOOD THING, 371 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,397 IF YOU'RE AS CLICHE AS YOUR FEARS. 372 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,334 NOW, DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO FOR THE GOLD 373 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,636 AND REALLY OWN YOUR FEARS? 374 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,738 AH, MY FIRST SUCK UP. AND YOU ARE? 375 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,006 - COLLIN. 376 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,574 I'M NOT ADMITTING TO ANYTHING. 377 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,176 I JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THAT YOU WERE WRONG 378 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,744 ABOUT THE ONE THAT'S DEBATING LIFE AND DEATH 379 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,847 AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE A CHOICE. 380 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,582 THAT'S NOT ABOUT SUICIDE. 381 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,151 - SO WHAT'S IT ABOUT, PROFESSOR? 382 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,320 - BEING PREGNANT. 383 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,857 [bell ringing] 384 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,059 - FOR ONCE, I FELT A CONNECTION TO SADIE. 385 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,493 IF THE RUMORS WERE TRUE, 386 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,262 SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE BRANDED AND LEFT BEHIND 387 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,764 AS HER FRIENDS MOVED IN A DIFFERENT LIFE DIRECTION, 388 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,765 LIKE ME. 389 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,766 SADIE? 390 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,434 - YEAH? 391 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,871 - I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHATEVER'S GOING ON, 392 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,406 JUST KNOW THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T GIVE US 393 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,740 WHAT WE CAN'T HANDLE. 394 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,610 - REALLY? - ABSOLUTELY. 395 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,046 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE, JENNA? 396 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,249 NOTHING. YOU'VE EXPERIENCED NOTHING. 397 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,185 ALL YOU KNOW IS HOW TO BRAID YOUR HAIR. 398 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,187 SO IF YOU WANT TO THROW A PITY PARTY, 399 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,889 DO IT FOR YOURSELF. 400 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,090 YOU'RE LAME. 401 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,759 AND THAT IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE. 402 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,263 OH. YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,199 - SO MAYBE SADIE WAS STILL THE SAME. 404 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,301 OR MAYBE IT WAS THE HORMONES. 405 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,471 - AS REQUESTED, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU HOME, 406 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,440 AND WALKED YOU TO THE DOOR. 407 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,509 DO YOU WANT ME TO COME IN? 408 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,912 - NO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR PRACTICE. 409 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,513 BETTER GO. 410 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:10,017 - THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE ME BACK MY HAND. 411 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,018 EVERYTHING OKAY? 412 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,285 - YEAH. 413 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,955 NO. IT'S BEEN A WEIRD DAY. 414 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,157 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I MADE A MISTAKE 415 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,225 NOT GOING AWAY THIS SUMMER. 416 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,659 - WHO NEEDS EUROPE 417 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,328 WHEN YOU COULD HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCE 418 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:25,999 BUYING A "BEER OF THE WORLD" SAMPLER AT TRADER JOE'S? 419 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,467 - I JUST FEEL LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON, 420 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,569 AND I'M SCARED. 421 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,737 - OF WHAT? 422 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,740 - BEING ALONE, FORGOTTEN. 423 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,945 - HEY, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ALONE. 424 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,314 OKAY? YOU HAVE ME. MM-HMM. 425 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,717 - NEVER SAY NEVER. - [whispers] NEVER. 426 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,220 - MOM, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. JENNA JUST GOT HOME. 427 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,657 YES, I PROMISE NOT TO WRINKLE MY FOREHEAD ANYMORE. 428 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,760 NO, I AM NOT WRINKLING IT NOW. 429 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,863 JENNA, AM I WRINKLING MY FOREHEAD? 430 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,365 - MM-HMM. 431 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,234 - JENNA SAID NO. LOVE YOU, BYE. 432 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,405 YOUR NANA IS THE ONE WHO MAKES ME WRINKLE MY FOREHEAD. 433 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,974 UH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 434 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,475 I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY. 435 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,111 - NOT MUCH TO TELL. - BUT YOU'RE A JUNIOR. 436 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,080 DIDN'T IT FEEL EVEN A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL? 437 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,781 - NOPE. 438 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,983 - HOW'S TAMARA? 439 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,117 DID SHE HAVE A GOOD TIME IN EUROPE? 440 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,485 - I GUESS. 441 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,586 WE DIDN'T REALLY GET A CHANCE TO TALK. 442 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,988 I TAKE THAT BACK. 443 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,789 WE HAD A COUPLE CONVERSATIONS, 444 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,357 BUT THEY WERE PRETTY ONE-SIDED. 445 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,993 SHE LOOKS GOOD, SO-- 446 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,428 - THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED TODAY? 447 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,398 - THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO MIGHT BE PREGNANT. 448 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,037 - DO I KNOW THIS GIRL? 449 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,838 - YEAH. 450 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,307 - DO I LIKE HER? 451 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,677 - WELL, IT DEPENDS ON THE DAY. 452 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,480 - WELL, YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO HER. 453 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,182 A GIRL IN THAT SITUATION 454 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,018 NEEDS ALL THE FRIENDS SHE CAN GET. 455 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,253 - CAN I GO NOW? - MM-HMM. 456 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,872 - YOU MUST HAVE BEEN READING MY MIND. 457 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,374 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 458 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,608 - REALLY? 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WORRIED. 459 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,044 - ME TOO. 460 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,546 WE HAVE NEVER GONE THIS LONG WITHOUT TALKING. 461 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,881 - WHICH IS MY FAULT, AND I SHOULD HAVE CALLED SOONER, BUT-- 462 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,316 - HE'S NOT INTO ME. - WHAT? 463 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,818 - IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS. 464 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,054 JAKE AND I ARE IN CONSTANT CONTACT, 465 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,321 UNLESS WE'RE SLEEPING. 466 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,489 MATTY MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU. 467 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,458 TELL ME. I AM A BIG GIRL. 468 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,725 [line beeping] 469 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,563 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 470 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,630 [click] 471 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,899 I AM SUCH A GEEK OF A FREAK. 472 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,134 IT'S JAKE. CALL YOU LATER. 473 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,071 - OKA--UH... 474 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,272 BYE. 475 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,445 WITH SO MANY THINGS CHANGING, 476 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,581 SOME THINGS WERE STILL THE SAME. 477 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,283 ONCE AGAIN, I WAS BLOGGING, 478 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:59,619 OR WHINING, IF YOU WILL, ABOUT MY WOES. 479 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,255 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT, 480 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,324 AND YET, DESPERATE TO SHARE. 481 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,693 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH FORGETTING MY FRIENDS 482 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,195 OR THEM FORGETTING ME. 483 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,830 IT WAS SOMETHING FORGOTTEN ONE SUMMER NIGHT, 484 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,534 A MOMENTARY MISTAKE THAT I HAD FILED UNDER DENIAL, 485 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,270 A SECRET THAT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. 486 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,173 BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE DEBATING A FEAR 487 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,874 OF LIFE AND DEATH, 488 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:26,179 AND I WAS THE ONE WONDERING IF IT SHOULD BE MY CHOICE. 489 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,516 BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE... 490 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,218 IF I WAS PREGNANT. 491 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,224 - DID THE CONDOM BREAK? - WELL, UM-- 492 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:41,461 - DID YOU EVEN USE ONE? 493 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,696 - NO. IT WAS JUST ONE TIME. 494 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,233 - IT ONLY TAKES ONE TIME. 495 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,300 - I WASN'T THINKING. 496 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,336 I WAS JUST CAUGHT UP... 497 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:53,140 - IN THE MOMENT? I KNOW. 498 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,741 I'VE BEEN THERE. 499 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,181 - I'M TOO NERVOUS. I CAN'T READ IT. 500 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,682 - OKAY, DON'T BE AFRAID. 501 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,451 IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, CHANCES ARE, 502 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,052 YOU'LL ONLY BE NAUSEOUS FOR A MONTH. 503 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,155 - UGH, A MONTH? - OR THREE. 504 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,423 BUT THE DELIVERY HAPPENS LICKETY-SPLIT. 505 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,859 UNLESS IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED HIPS, 506 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,162 AND THEN IT COULD TAKE MUCH LONGER. 507 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,563 BUT YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO SIT ON A DONUT PILLOW 508 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,564 FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 509 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,399 WHICH IS TOTALLY OKAY, 510 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,569 BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY WON'T WANT TO EAT SOLIDS FOR A WHILE. 511 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,972 IT'S HARD TO POOP. 512 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:30,076 - OH, GOD. - BUT A BABY IS SO AMAZING. 513 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,378 ONCE YOU GET SOME SLEEP. 514 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,912 GOD, I THINK THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION 515 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,247 WAS WORSE THAN THE DELIVERY. 516 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,915 I COULDN'T SEE STRAIGHT FOR MONTHS. 517 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,184 I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DRIVING 518 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,618 WITH AN INFANT IN THE CAR. 519 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,620 - MOM, YOU ARE NOT HELPING. 520 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,754 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 521 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,256 DON'T PANIC. 522 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,957 IF THIS IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF, 523 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,660 THEN I WILL SUPPORT WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, 524 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,264 AND WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. 525 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,901 - THERE IS NO DECISION, MOM. 526 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,770 I'M HERE BECAUSE OF YOU. 527 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,607 AND IF THIS IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF, 528 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:05,912 THEN THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE HERE BECAUSE OF ME. 529 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,649 ARE YOU GOING TO PASS OUT? 530 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,518 - I MIGHT. 531 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,222 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 532 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,525 OH, MY GOD. 533 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,826 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 534 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,060 - WHAT? 535 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,862 - LAST YEAR, AFTER YOU FOUND OUT 536 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,597 THAT I WROTE THE LETTER, 537 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,266 I WAS WORRIED THAT ONCE YOU LEFT HOME, 538 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,267 YOU WOULD NEVER COME BACK. 539 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,270 AND NOW, WITH A BABY, 540 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,771 YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE. 541 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,872 - MOM! 542 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,106 - I'M KIDDING. 543 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,908 YOU CAN LEAVE ANY TIME YOU WANT. 544 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,077 AND I'LL BABYSIT. 545 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,280 OH, MY GOD. 546 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,950 WE'RE HAVING A BABY? 547 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,052 [both screaming] 548 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:50,723 OKAY. OKAY. 549 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:54,126 WE ARE NOT HAVING A BABY. 550 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,629 [both scream] - I'M NOT PREGNANT. 551 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,064 - I NEVER SAID YOU WERE. 552 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,466 - THEN WHY DID YOUR MOTHER CALL ME 553 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,569 TO RECOMMEND A GOOD PRENATAL VITAMIN? 554 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,572 - BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY...SOMEDAY. 555 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,073 OKAY, I WAS WORRIED. 556 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,275 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING, 557 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,576 AND YOU'VE BEEN EATING A LOT, 558 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:10,743 AND THROWING UP, AND-- 559 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,211 - AND SO WHAT? 560 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,146 I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS 561 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,482 AND FULL OF ANXIETY. 562 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,116 - ABOUT RICKY? - NO! 563 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,486 [bleep] RICKY. 564 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,821 I'M BROKE, OKAY? 565 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,423 MY PARENTS LOST ALL THEIR MONEY, 566 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,824 AND IF ANYONE FINDS OUT, 567 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:29,095 I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL. 568 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,597 - DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL RICKY? 569 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,133 - RICKY IS DEAD TO ME. 570 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,002 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 571 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,405 JAKE AND I D.T.R.'D LAST NIGHT. 572 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,240 - I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T ABOUT DEFINING ANYTHING THIS YEAR. 573 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,842 - I WAS POSTURING. 574 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,243 I AM WAY TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO BE LAISSEZ-FAIRE. 575 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,978 AND, HONESTLY, I WAS JUST SO AFRAID 576 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,014 THAT JAKE AND I WERE NEVER GOING TO FRENCH OUTSIDE OF FRANCE 577 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,182 THAT I WAS PRETENDING I DIDN'T NEED TO BE COMMIT-LEGIT. 578 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,518 BUT WHO AM I KIDDING? 579 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,985 I WAS TOTES IN SECRET SPIRAL CITY 580 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,521 UNTIL I KNEW NOTHING WAS GOING TO CHANGE. 581 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,822 - I KNOW THE FEELING. 582 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,157 - "J," I'M SORRY. - FOR WHAT? 583 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,526 - I'VE BEEN SO UP IN MY OWN GRILL 584 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,328 I'VE BEEN TOTALLY M.I.A. FROM YOU. 585 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,995 AND I FORGOT TO CALL YOU BACK LAST NIGHT. 586 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,331 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY. 587 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,198 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - TELL ME. 588 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,233 - SERIOUSLY, IT WAS A FALSE ALARM. 589 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,601 - TELL ME. 590 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,902 - OKAY, BUT BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE-- 591 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,903 [cell phone chimes] 592 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,673 - [screaming] 593 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:19,379 [cell phones chiming, girls screaming] 594 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,614 - IT'S AWFUL, IT'S TERRIBLE, IT'S TRUE. 595 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,452 RICKY SCHWARTZ ES MUERTO. 596 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,887 HE'S DEAD. 597 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,128 - NEXT, ON AWKWARD... 598 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,430 - IT'S FOR A VIGIL, TONIGHT. 599 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,465 WE'RE GONNA PAY TRIBUTE TO RICKY. 600 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,066 OR CONVERSE WITH THE DEVIL. 601 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,368 - VIGIL? I LOVE IT. 602 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,735 - MATTY WAS YOLOING. 603 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,203 I'LL JUST TELL MATTY ABOUT THE SCARE, 604 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,738 AND WE CAN BE EXTRA-CAREFUL. 605 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,540 - EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STEP OFF THEIR SAD BUS 606 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,208 WHILE SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY MOURNING. 607 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,977 - I'M NOT PREGNANT. TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS. 608 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,545 BUT I'M NOT. 609 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,680 - SO...WHAT'D I MISS?