1 00:00:02,660 --> 00:00:05,420 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Previously on "Awkward." 2 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:06,290 [ALL GASP] 3 00:00:06,290 --> 00:00:07,780 -I [BLEEP] your girlfriend. 4 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:09,320 -Everyone is talking about you. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,610 Your secret blog, not so secret anymore. 6 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:13,050 -You humiliated me. 7 00:00:13,050 --> 00:00:17,280 [HONK] Jenna Hamilton tried to kill herself, again. 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:24,350 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I was dead-- metaphorically speaking. 9 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:27,340 Like Sylvia Plath, I'd taken my own life. 10 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:29,780 Except while hers ended in an open, 11 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,720 mine ended on the internet. 12 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,100 My blog was no longer a safe haven, 13 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,590 so there was only one way I could take refuge 14 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:38,620 in the internal slaughter in my head. 15 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:41,240 I had to put pen to paper. 16 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,700 Turns out releasing my blog to the public 17 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,070 was not the answer to my problems. 18 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,230 Once again, I was a pariah. 19 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,590 And even though I hadn't forgiven my mum for writing 20 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:53,080 the letter, she was wise to my guilt trips. 21 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,540 So I couldn't expect she would let 22 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,380 me stay home, which meant I had to insure it. 23 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,380 -Mum, I have a fever. 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,900 JENNA (VOICEOVER): My hand wasn't 25 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,980 the only thing getting hot and bothered. 26 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,420 My mum was too. 27 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:17,520 Suddenly, I didn't need to play sick anymore. 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,250 I was sick, and I needed to escape before I was 29 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,850 confronted with what I expected to see. 30 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,300 My mother with a-- 31 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:27,800 -Dad? 32 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,990 -How are you feeling? 33 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:36,860 -Uncomfortable. 34 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:37,990 -Understandable. 35 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:41,020 It's probably a little shocking to see us together. 36 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:43,270 Seeing you together, not so shocking. 37 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,800 It's more of where and now. 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,380 -Just, uh, talk to us. 39 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:50,500 -What's going through your head? 40 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,350 -Your boobs. 41 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:54,170 Might want to belt up. 42 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,350 -I thought you were dating Hanna. 43 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,590 -I wasn't, which is why I came over to clear things up. 44 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:02,830 -And you did. 45 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,220 [GROWL] 46 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,140 [GIGGLE] 47 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:08,510 -Are you guys back together? 48 00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,080 -We're working it out. 49 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:10,850 -Right. 50 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:13,800 There's still work to do. 51 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,990 JENNA (VOICEOVER): And if that work 52 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:16,610 was going to happen in the house, 53 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:18,920 I had to vacate the premises. 54 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,550 -Right, well, I am feeling much better 55 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,580 now, so I'm gonna head to school. 56 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,430 -Well let me get dressed. 57 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:25,540 -She can drive herself. 58 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:27,700 -She is not driving the slut waggon. 59 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:29,670 That thing will only bring her negative attention. 60 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:31,100 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Car or no car, 61 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:34,070 negative attention was about the only attention I could expect. 62 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,610 -You sure you're feeling OK? 63 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:41,580 You don't look so good. 64 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:42,340 -I'm fine. 65 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,270 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I wasn't. 66 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:44,560 But how do you tell your mum you're 67 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,530 about to walk into a public lynching? 68 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:47,240 -Really? 69 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,380 -Well, there're a couple small things that happened recently 70 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:53,130 which are making me a wee bit apprehensive. 71 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:54,110 -Bitch! 72 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:54,810 -Like that. 73 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:56,130 -Don't call my daughter a bitch! 74 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,460 -Not her, you. 75 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,690 -What's going on? 76 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:04,860 -So Jake broke up with me, and then 77 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:05,830 caught me making out with Matty. 78 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:06,670 Which shouldn't have been a thing, 79 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:07,740 cause I was technically single. 80 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,380 But he thinks I'm a cheater because he didn't know that I 81 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:10,730 was with Matty before I was with him. 82 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,710 So he thought that we were seeing each other while I was 83 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,380 seeing him, that him being Jake. 84 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,420 Following? 85 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,030 So I exposed my blog and basically everything 86 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:17,550 about myself. 87 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,520 And I didn't realise that there would be collateral damage, 88 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,750 which I guess would have kind of definitely 89 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,750 involves you and the letter. 90 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,220 -Everyone know I wrote the letter? 91 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,890 -You're disgusting. 92 00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:34,360 -I know it seems like to do this on purpose 93 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,760 because things aren't resolved between us. 94 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,130 But I didn't mean to hurt you. 95 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,380 -Have a nice day, Honey. 96 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:49,610 -We need to talk. 97 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:50,640 -I can't, not now. 98 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,850 -Please let me say my piece. 99 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,950 Writing that letter to Jenna was terrible. 100 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:56,650 -Agreed 101 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,550 -And cruel. 102 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,250 -I get it. 103 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,210 -No, you don't. 104 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,480 But I do. 105 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,560 Because despite how together I may seem, 106 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,260 I was once a misfit too. 107 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,960 Yeah, I know it's hard to believe, 108 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,170 but these were not always smooth sailing for this old kemo sabe. 109 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:12,710 And do you knew who always lifted me up? 110 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:13,410 -Your mother. 111 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:14,120 -That's right. 112 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,900 And let me tell you I was pretty heavy back then. 113 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,840 I had a tendency to eat my feelings. 114 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:23,820 But no matter how heavy my load, or my ass, my mother 115 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:27,140 could always lighten it with her unconditional love. 116 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,350 Because that is what good mothers do. 117 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:33,240 They love their kids, they don't tear them down. 118 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,590 Well dog, I really expected we were 119 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:38,230 on the road to being besties. 120 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:42,940 But now I-- I don't think I can even be your friend. 121 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,910 -What kind of day are we looking at? 122 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:53,840 Lunch in the bathroom? 123 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:54,540 -Nope. 124 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,230 I'm clear for quad exposure. 125 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:58,470 I'm back in with the Mafia, big time. 126 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,980 They got make parents to buy me a car. 127 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,490 -You're kidding, why? 128 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,650 -It's a peace offering. 129 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,120 Becca's scared [BLEEP]-less of you, and by proxy, now me. 130 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,330 -Why is she scared of me? 131 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:10,520 -Because putting yourself up for public consumption 132 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,100 is like bat shizat on crack. 133 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,400 You're the scariest kind of loose cannon, Jenna. 134 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,680 You're a suicide bomber. 135 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,270 -I wasn't trying to blow myself up. 136 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:19,900 -Motive doesn't matter, but mission accomplished. 137 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,590 Your social suicide scared everyone silent. 138 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,760 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I assumed it was 139 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,610 merely the calm before the storm. 140 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:28,420 And as such, I was battening down the hatches. 141 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:30,930 -Watch it! 142 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:31,630 Jenna. 143 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,740 -Sorry, Julie. 144 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,440 Julie. 145 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,050 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I had hit the hornet's nest-- the Julies. 146 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,450 They were power brokers. 147 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:40,950 The kind of girls who could make or break a reputation 148 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,790 with a simple smile or a smirk. 149 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:45,870 Nobody wanted to mess with them and I definitely 150 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,100 didn't want them to mess with me. 151 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,690 -What you did was ballsy. 152 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:49,720 -And psychotic. 153 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,500 -It was a mistake. 154 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,470 -No, the mistake was teaching Matty for Jake. 155 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,840 Team Jake all the way. 156 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,550 -Seriously? 157 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:58,190 When Matty showed up at the dance, total penny drop. 158 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:58,890 -Forget you. 159 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:00,540 Nothing trumps the bit with Jake when 160 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,020 he decked out his mum's minivan. 161 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,960 -It wasn't really a bit. 162 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,230 That actually happened. 163 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,020 -Whenever. 164 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,550 I just loved it. 165 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,110 Anywho, got to go. 166 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:11,060 Backup pants are calling. 167 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,690 -That was strange. 168 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:16,830 -And unexpected. 169 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:18,190 -She just said backup pants. 170 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,850 That was her quoting you, quoting me. 171 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:21,930 Do you realised what had just happened? 172 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,290 You've just that it's bitch-backed by Julies. 173 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:24,990 -OK. 174 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:26,030 -You don't get it. 175 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,480 You're like a small cable show. 176 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,090 You may not have a budget or marketing, 177 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:30,510 but you're interesting and you're 178 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,150 catching on with the right peeps. 179 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,330 Peeps that get you and care what you think. 180 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,940 Nobody cares what I think. 181 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,070 -But ironically, they did. 182 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:38,810 I had fans. 183 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:49,850 And they wanted dating advice, fashion 184 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:55,690 tips, and a teenage perspective. 185 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:58,660 Suddenly everyone needed my opinion on their life, 186 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:00,210 and to weigh in on mine. 187 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:03,320 It was overwhelming, and exhilarating. 188 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,720 I was a taste maker. 189 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,400 -How is the Hamil-troll star rising, while mind falls. 190 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,860 The bitch really crossed the line 191 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,670 exposing my relationship with Ricky. 192 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:14,720 -I call shenanigans. 193 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,320 She didn't ho and tell. 194 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,700 Everyone already about you and Ricky. 195 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,990 -Ho and tell? 196 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:22,190 Don't make me puke with that side stooge's lingo. 197 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:24,010 -Look, I know Jenna's blog didn't 198 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,640 paint you in the best light. 199 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,070 But you gotta give her credit, she can spell. 200 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,620 -I'm not going to give her credit 201 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:32,340 for anything except inducing my stress. 202 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,450 She totally exaggerated Ricky's past indiscretions 203 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:38,240 on that retarded blog, which is why I now 204 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,230 have the worst break out of my life. 205 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:42,260 See? 206 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,530 -Tia! 207 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:48,080 -Please stop with the slang or I'm going to slap you. 208 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,020 Why you looking at me like that? 209 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,630 -I don't think you're breaking out. 210 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,540 You've been making out. 211 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,860 That is a kiss blister. 212 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:56,250 -What the hell is a kiss blister? 213 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,610 -Herpes. 214 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:01,980 -This is not that. 215 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,280 It's a zit. 216 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,490 -Good luck with everything. 217 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,670 -You should say something. 218 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:15,770 -What is there to say that hasn't 219 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,050 already been said or read. 220 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,170 -Good point. 221 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,100 JENNA (VOICEOVER): With all my new found validation, 222 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:25,640 I'd almost forgotten the one opinion mattered most. 223 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,650 Make that the two opinions. 224 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,250 -Maybe it is a good time to talk, 225 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,690 so my new positive approval rating 226 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,980 could be rubbing off on them too. 227 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:33,680 Right? 228 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,860 -I don't know about them, but it's 229 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:36,500 definitely rubbing off on me. 230 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,080 People have been rocking my slanguage left and right. 231 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,250 I've heard three Tamarisms it in the first two periods alone. 232 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,530 Although, Amy Dubay doesn't really get that 233 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:48,140 a Fail Mary isn't a good thing. 234 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,620 Go, talk to them. 235 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,270 What's the worst that could happen? 236 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:53,010 -They could spit in my face. 237 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,840 -They could, but they won't. 238 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:06,350 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Turns out my great expectations, 239 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:07,290 not so great. 240 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:17,720 -Hey, do you mind if we switch seats? 241 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,440 -I do. 242 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,880 I'm not on your team. 243 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,780 -I am. 244 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:21,940 You can switch with me. 245 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:25,020 -Thanks, but my objective is to get further from someone, 246 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,250 not closer. 247 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,470 -Can we trade? 248 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,690 -No. 249 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:29,840 -You're lame. 250 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,810 No wonder Jenna dumped you. 251 00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:34,270 -All right, Frenchies. 252 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:36,910 Miss Kang had an emergency and had to go home, 253 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,410 probably 'cause she ate some bad creme fraiche this morning. 254 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:42,580 Some creme not so fraiche, huh? 255 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:46,810 C'est la vie. 256 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:48,430 Well I didn't have time to call in a sub, 257 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,470 so you're watching a movie. 258 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:52,030 It's called Jules and Jim, so in case you 259 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,720 want to tune out and take a napster, 260 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,270 here are the highlights. 261 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:58,240 "Two best friends follow in love with the same woman, who leaves 262 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,120 the insecure one for the passionate one, 263 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,830 causing friction between them. 264 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,940 Then the woman drives one of them off a bridge. 265 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:07,760 -A stupid, suicidal girl comes in between two friends. 266 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,320 That sounds familiar. 267 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,980 -Oh, it's just like Jenna Hamilton's life. 268 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:17,490 -Except the movie is better because the girl actually dies. 269 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:19,360 -I hope you're taking notes because Matty's 270 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,070 not in the wrong, you are. 271 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:22,650 -Listen, I appreciate your opinion, 272 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,970 but you don't have all the information. 273 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:25,080 -Actually I do. 274 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:25,900 I read the blog. 275 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:26,600 -Good for you. 276 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,950 But there's no way stupid movie's 277 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,350 going to give me new perspective. 278 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,960 I'm never talking to that [BLEEP]-hole again. 279 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,260 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 280 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:41,060 -We should talk. 281 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,730 Why didn't you just tell me that the camp girl was Jenna? 282 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:46,720 -I don't know, man. 283 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,350 I was still figuring it all out when 284 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:50,090 suddenly you were into her. 285 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:53,320 And every time I tried to tell you, it got more complicated. 286 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,880 -More complicated than this? 287 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,650 Dude, I don't want our friendship to go out this way. 288 00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,350 -Neither do I. 289 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,000 -So what we do? 290 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,950 -We just move on and, we tell each other the truth, OK? 291 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,130 About everything. 292 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:06,900 -Good for me. 293 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,600 -Me too. 294 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:17,100 (BOTH): Well so you should know-- I still love Jenna. 295 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,970 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 296 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,470 -Can you help get me somewhere safe and out of the spotlight? 297 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:23,710 -I got you, J. 298 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,110 -Back off, sycophants. 299 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:27,300 Jenna doesn't have all the answers. 300 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,990 -But you do have all the answers. 301 00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:30,340 -Have you read my blog? 302 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,040 I don't. 303 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:31,920 My life is a mess. 304 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,800 -Au contraire. 305 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,380 That's French for "on the contrary." 306 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:36,080 -I gathered. 307 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,330 -Your life isn't a mess, it's amazing. 308 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:42,000 You have friends, a bro-down, and a very nice way with words, 309 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,230 which I know because I devoured every last one of them. 310 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,140 Virtually speaking, of course. 311 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:47,920 -Of course. 312 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,460 -So here's what I need to know-- 313 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,830 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I was bracing myself. 314 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:51,960 -Will you help me write my memoir? 315 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,980 -This is getting insane. 316 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,420 I'm not a role model. 317 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,140 -No, you're a Lifetime movie. 318 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:03,070 Seriously, we should think about adapting your blog. 319 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,010 -This isn't a movie. 320 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,690 This is my life and I don't have a remote 321 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,170 to take control, or delete the traumatic episodes 322 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,740 involving Matty and Jake. 323 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,660 They're never going to talk to me again. 324 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,280 -That's so major. 325 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,830 Ma-jor. 326 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:18,410 -"May-jore." 327 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,940 Major, "mayjore"-- lose the e and stress the o. 328 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,890 -Amazeballs, and so are you. 329 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:25,170 You really dodged a bullet with that Ricky reject. 330 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:28,710 Rumour has it he's rocking some nasty STDs in his sex cretins. 331 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:30,030 -Sexcretions. 332 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:34,040 But he is a cretin, that's for sure. 333 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:34,900 See Jenna? 334 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,080 Nothing to worry about. 335 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,980 You're on a positively positive upswing. 336 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:39,430 The boys are bound to come around. 337 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,200 -No doubt. 338 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,320 I mean, it's not like you gave them herpes. 339 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:49,740 -[BLEEP]. 340 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,490 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Finally, the tide had turned 341 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:09,650 and I was about to get the smackdown I had anticipated. 342 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,600 -OK, here we go. 343 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,670 Lay it on me, I'm ready. 344 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,420 -We've decided not to let a girl come between us. 345 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,610 -I understand. 346 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,330 -So you need to choose. 347 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:26,050 Him or me. 348 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:28,040 [ALL TALKING] 349 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,020 -I know. 350 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,300 I know. 351 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,000 I know! 352 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,130 Just let me be. 353 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,680 -Mum, I'm home. 354 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,080 [PHONE RINGS] 355 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,210 -Please don't. 356 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,740 -Hello? 357 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,740 I'm fine. 358 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:57,780 My mother is not a monster. 359 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,520 Has this been happening all day? 360 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,070 -Honey, don't worry about it. 361 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:02,890 How about a snack? 362 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,480 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Apparently my stigma hadn't disappeared. 363 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,600 It transferred to my mother. 364 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,680 -Mum, I am so sorry. 365 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,840 You have nothing to apologise for. 366 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,540 I deserve this. 367 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,530 -This isn't tit for tat, I swear. 368 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:18,250 -I know, because even though you haven't forgiven me, 369 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,340 you have never been cruel. 370 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,790 But I have. 371 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:26,070 That letter was cruel. 372 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,700 -So why did you write it? 373 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:38,930 -The day I wrote it, my mother laid into me telling me 374 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,270 that I wasn't raising you right. 375 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:46,300 And instead of tuning her out, I tuned her in. 376 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,820 And I did what I never wanted to do. 377 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:53,860 I attacked you the way that she has always attacked me. 378 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:57,500 And it wasn't right or fair. 379 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,930 It was just a family pattern that apparently I 380 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:01,070 couldn't break. 381 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:01,770 I need to call dad. 382 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:02,460 -No, please. 383 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,270 Please don't call him. 384 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,280 -He can fix this. 385 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,140 -I know, but he can't fix me. 386 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,600 I'm a monster. 387 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,570 -That's not true. 388 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:17,440 -Jenna, your dad didn't stay with me for me. 389 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,760 He stayed for you. 390 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,760 And while I will always be your mother, 391 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:27,300 and I will always love you, have a choice. 392 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:34,350 You don't have to love me. 393 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,640 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Again, my life 394 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,510 was full of unexpected choices, choices 395 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:39,560 that I didn't want to make. 396 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:45,060 -You can handle this with medication. 397 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,070 -I don't want to take medication, 398 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,740 I want to wring Ricky's neck. 399 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,560 -And you should. 400 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,260 A real man would have disclosed. 401 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,510 He's branded you for life. 402 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,750 So should I break up with him? 403 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,910 -I don't know. 404 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:59,450 Who else is going to want you now? 405 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,180 Actually, a lot of guys. 406 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,960 According to the commercials, one out of every four. 407 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,260 [PHONE RINGS] 408 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,490 -It's my doctor. 409 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:11,070 I'm too nervous, answer it. 410 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,910 -Hi! 411 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,070 (DEEPER VOICE) Yes, this is Sadie. 412 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,160 It's not herpes. 413 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:20,900 -So it's nothing. 414 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,520 -Told you so. 415 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,990 -I was just about to break up with Ricky thanks to you. 416 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,800 I'm going to go before I wring your neck. 417 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,070 -Dropped a new word today-- adora-whore-able. 418 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,090 -Adorawhorable? 419 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:39,970 What's it mean? 420 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:40,930 -Slutty, yet sweet. 421 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,310 -You've heard it? 422 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,790 -Unfortunately. 423 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,460 Amanda Shillingford said it in reference 424 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,040 to me on my out of geometry. 425 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,160 -God, I am so on fire. 426 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:49,940 I'm trend setting. 427 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,100 -And I'm trending in two categories-- 428 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,420 #jennapickjack and #jennapickmatty. 429 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,280 -Why can't everyone just mind their own business? 430 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,790 You need to breathe. 431 00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:01,480 And then tell us who it's going to be. 432 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,520 -Is it Matty or me. 433 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,680 -No pressure or anything. 434 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,640 -I appreciate that. 435 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,710 -But we need to know. 436 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:09,990 JENNA (VOICEOVER): And so did everyone else. 437 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,620 -I just, I can't think like this. 438 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,800 -Then don't. 439 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,500 We'll do for you. 440 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,760 I can vouch for Matty. 441 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,420 He's a good looking guy with a great head of hair 442 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:21,040 and a really big heart. 443 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,180 -That means a lot, man. 444 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,050 And see it's that kind of thoughtfulness that 445 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,480 makes Jake the better contender. 446 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,950 He's about the best kind of friend 447 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:29,650 to have around when the going gets tough. 448 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,280 -You're no slouch in that department either, man. 449 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,700 -I don't know what I would have done without you when 450 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,920 my brother went to rehab last year. 451 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,640 -And when my mum had they cancer scare, 452 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,150 you were right by my side. 453 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:37,890 -I'll be there again. 454 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,030 -So? 455 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:43,770 -I've made a decision. 456 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,750 You should date each other. 457 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,680 Is mum coming to dinner? 458 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,980 -She went to bed. 459 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,880 -It's 6 o'clock. 460 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,210 -She's had a rough couple of days, 461 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:11,040 and she's going to get through it. 462 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,700 -With you? 463 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,690 -I'm not going anywhere. 464 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,800 -Did you only stay with mum for me? 465 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,620 -Your mum tell you that? 466 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,320 -Yeah. 467 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:36,150 When we were younger, I did and said a lot awful things to her. 468 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,730 Things she's forgiven but clearly hasn't forgotten. 469 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,350 I wasn't always the best guy. 470 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,390 -Let's be real, she hasn't always been the best either. 471 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:52,390 -I know, but you've got to cut her some slack. 472 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,830 Because what you don't know is that I wasn't always 473 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,560 around as much as I should have been. 474 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,640 And when I was, you didn't want me to hold you. 475 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,230 -That's not true, you were the only one 476 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,540 who could put me to sleep. 477 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,650 -With your mum's song. 478 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,130 Singing that lullaby was the only way 479 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:17,360 to get you to calm down, so your mum taught it to me. 480 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,490 She wanted me to be your hero. 481 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,150 -You are my hero, Dad. 482 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,320 -And your mum is mine. 483 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,510 JENNA (VOICEOVER): In an unexpected turn of events, 484 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:35,760 I was neither a winner, or a loser. 485 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,250 I was a chooser. 486 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,000 But someone had to win, someone had to lose, 487 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,190 and I was still left to choose. 488 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:45,130 It was a big decision, and not an easy one to make. 489 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:58,860 So I had chosen my mum. 490 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,280 -(SINGING) Special, wonderful surprise. 491 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:15,250 Rest your eyes, rest your eyes. 492 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:20,700 What a blessing you have made. 493 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:26,550 -(BOTH SINGING): When you wake, when you wake, 494 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:32,530 strong and beautiful you'll be. 495 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:36,870 Next to me, next to me. 496 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,070 JENNA (VOICEOVER): Next on "Awkward." 497 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,150 -If you had a do-over, how would you handle it? 498 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,120 JENNA (VOICEOVER): A do-over? 499 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,900 It was an interesting concept. 500 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,590 -I was afraid you weren't going to show. 501 00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,060 -Wait. 502 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,530 -Enough about Matty, I'm pro-Jake. 503 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,100 FEMALE SPEAKER: So I'll break it up with Matty, 504 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,820 you get rid of Lissa, and we can be together. 505 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,520 -Cool. 506 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,920 JENNA (VOICEOVER): I didn't have to choose 507 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,910 between Matty and Jake, but I wanted to. 508 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:01,220 And I finally knew who it would be with.