1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,604 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,074 - I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. - WHAT HAPPENED? 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,275 - ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I DON'T SEE? 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,810 - NO. - I LOVE YOU, JAKE ROSATI. 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,212 - WHAT DID I DO? - GUESS I JUST 6 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,813 WAITED TOO LONG TO TELL HIM HOW I FELT. 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,049 - MAYBE THE TIMING'S FINALLY RIGHT. 8 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,556 - I HAD BEEN BLOGGING ALL NIGHT, 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:26,060 IF ONLY TO KEEP MY HANDS OCCUPIED AND OFF MY PHONE. 10 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,361 AND AFTER FIGHTING THE URGE 11 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,729 TO TEXT JAKE FOR TWO DAYS, 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:31,099 MY WILLPOWER WAS WANING. 13 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,569 MY WILLPOWER HAD BEEN WANING. 14 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,671 A LOT. 15 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,107 [phone tapping tones] 16 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,113 - I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 17 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,581 - I WASN'T THE TYPE OF GIRL TO EXPIRATION-DATE, 18 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,251 SO IF JAKE THOUGHT OUR ROMANCE WAS PAST ITS PRIME, 19 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,721 I WOULD ACCEPT HIS DECISION... 20 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,489 IF HE HAD A DAMN GOOD REASON. 21 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:02,130 NO, I DON'T. 22 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,797 I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY, 23 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,466 BUT NEITHER WAS HE. 24 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,600 I THOUGHT JAKE AND I WERE HAPPY, 25 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,769 THEN WHAM, BAM, BREAK UP, MA'AM. 26 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,805 I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO DAMAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP, 27 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,142 BUT WHAT? 28 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,876 [phone tones] 29 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,845 OH, CANCEL. CANCEL! 30 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:20,214 - HEY, COME OUTSIDE. 31 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,883 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 32 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,652 [phone rings] 33 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,387 [click, beep] 34 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:31,325 - KEVSTER, IT'S HANNAH. CALL ME. 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,761 - SO, KEVSTER, WHO'S HANNAH? 36 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,864 - SOMEONE FROM WORK. DON'T PEEK. 37 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,434 HUH? NOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS 38 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,271 WILL WANT TO TAKE A JOY RIDE IN THE JENNA WAGON. 39 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,706 THAT SOUNDED BAD. 40 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,175 CHECK IT OUT! 41 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,177 - IT WAS THE HOOPTY OF MY DREAMS, 42 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,645 AND I HAD TO ADMIT, I WAS STOKED... 43 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,847 UNTIL I REMEMBERED TAMARA'S WARNING. 44 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,683 A GRAND GESTURE MEANT DIVORCE. 45 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,352 WAS MY DAD TRYING TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL? 46 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,254 [phone tones] OR WAS JAKE? 47 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:04,458 [dramatic music] 48 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,260 * 49 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,196 [snap] TURNS OUT MY CAR AND I 50 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,198 WERE A MATCH MADE IN HELL. 51 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,699 [typewriter tapping] 52 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,701 [boom] 53 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,204 - HOLY [bleep]! 54 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,740 - HOLY [bleep]. 55 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:22,276 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CALMING ME DOWN. 56 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,312 - I AM SORRY, J, BUT HOLY [bleep]! 57 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,746 - [sighs] WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 58 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,948 - BE PISSED. 59 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,683 HE WAS SPYING ON YOU. 60 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,685 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPIN IT. - NOT WORKING. 61 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,555 - OKAY, LET'S STOP BAKING DRAMA CAKES FOR A SEC, 62 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,589 AND THINK TANK THIS. 63 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:39,727 [ticking] 64 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,928 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY JAKE 65 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,696 WAS AT MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 66 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,697 - WELL, I GUESS AFTER HE CAME BACK TO THE WEDDING 67 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,898 LOOKING FOR YOU. 68 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,434 - WHAT? - HE WENT BACK? 69 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,801 - WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME THE HEADS UP? 70 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,437 - I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,305 MAYBE I WAS BUSY BUYING LOTTERY TICKETS 72 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,240 'CAUSE I'M A FREAKIN' PSYCHIC. 73 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,507 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 74 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,609 JAKE WAS GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE? 75 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,312 - HE PROBABLY WANTED TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 76 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,548 - I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED THAT POSSIBILITY. 77 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,451 COULD THERE BE A SILVER LINING TO MY STORM CLOUD OF DESPAIR? 78 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,419 FACT IS, I WASN'T CHEATING ON JAKE. 79 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,420 SO ONCE WE STRAIGHTEN OUT THE TIMELINE-- 80 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,821 - EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. 81 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,790 - I JUST NEED TO CLEAR IT UP. 82 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,625 HOW AM I GONNA CLEAR IT UP? 83 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,627 - YOU'RE NOT A CHEATER. JAKE BROKE UP WITH YOU, 84 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,996 OUT OF NOWHERE, WHICH MEANS HE HAS NO LEVERAGE, RIGHT? 85 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:16,997 - IT'S A LITTLE THIN, 86 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,400 BUT IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT. 87 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:28,876 - JAKE, I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR JUS-- 88 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,278 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 89 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,381 - THE CLASSIC ICE BURN. 90 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,751 - OH! [groans] 91 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:41,655 - I WOULDN'T HIT YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT IF I WERE YOU. 92 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,723 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE KILLING BRAIN CELLS, 93 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,392 AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TO WASTE, 94 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,826 WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED THIS. 95 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,396 TEST ANSWERS, FOR GEOMETRY. 96 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,930 - SWEET. 97 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,365 STUPID COMBO WON'T WORK. 98 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:55,969 - LET ME TRY. - THE COMBO IS 21... 99 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,038 YOU KNOW MY LOCKER COMBO? 100 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,008 - I ALSO KNOW YOUR BRA SIZE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA ADVERTISE IT. 101 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,511 [whispers] 32B. 102 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,446 - UH... 103 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,681 SINCE YOU SEEM TO POSSESS, I DON'T KNOW, 104 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,584 UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE FRED WU IS? 105 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,586 I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE FRIDAY 106 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,456 AND WE'RE USUALLY IN CONSTANT CONTACT. 107 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,857 - WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN? - FRED WU. 108 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:17,891 - FRED WHO? - WU. 109 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,894 - OH, FRED WU! 110 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,496 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 111 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,032 BUT I DO KNOW WHERE YOUR GLASSES ARE. 112 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,767 YOU LEFT THEM IN MY CAR. 113 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,337 - OH, YES. I THOUGHT I LOST THEM, 114 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,404 AND IN THE AFTERNOON, MY CONTACTS 115 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,072 START TO FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER. 116 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,641 THANK YOU. 117 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,410 - NO, THANK YOU, FOR GIVING MY LIFE A PURPOSE. 118 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,379 - AW. - I'M KIDDING. 119 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,948 [laughs] 120 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,450 [both laugh] 121 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,390 - WHA... 122 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,391 - WANT TO GO IN? IF HE'S MID-STREAM, 123 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,925 HE WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN AWAY. 124 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,361 - I DON'T THINK I CAN MOVE. 125 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,362 - DO YOU NEED THE PEP TALK AGAIN? 126 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,763 'CAUSE I CAN RALLY. 127 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,565 - NO, THAT'S OKAY. 128 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,399 YEAH, I NEED IT. 129 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,502 - YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT HERE, OKAY-- 130 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,804 - I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU! 131 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,475 THAT WAS A WARM-UP. 132 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,512 JAKE, I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD. 133 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,613 I MEAN, THAT PHOTO, IT WAS AWFUL, 134 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,948 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT LOOKING TO MATTY FOR COMFORT 135 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,817 WAS A TERRIBLE CHOICE, BUT I WASN'T CHEATING. 136 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,987 TECHNICALLY, I WAS SINGLE, AND DEVASTATED, AND-- 137 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,923 - I KNOW EVERYTHING. 138 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,993 - EVERYTHING? 139 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,395 - EVERYTHING. 140 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,729 - IT SUDDENLY ALL MADE SENSE. 141 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,031 I KNEW EXACTLY WHY JAKE BROKE UP WITH ME. 142 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,701 HE KNEW EVERYTHING. 143 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,102 - HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 144 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,737 - OH, I'M NOT SURE, 145 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,839 BUT I ASSUME "EVERYTHING" MEANS "EVERYTHING." 146 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,974 - NO. NO. NO WAY. 147 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,843 - WAY. JAKE TOOK THIS. 148 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,512 - HOLY [bleep]. 149 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,013 HOLY-- HOLY [bleep]! 150 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,415 NO WONDER HE WON'T TALK TO ME. 151 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:47,981 HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? 152 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,717 - YOU. YOUR LIPS. 153 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,420 I WAS VULNERABLE AND YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE. 154 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,822 - YOUR LIPS WERE PRETTY INVOLVED TOO. 155 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,424 OH, MY GOD. 156 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,426 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? - EVERYTHING! 157 00:05:58,426 --> 00:05:59,427 - WELL, WHO THE HELL TOLD HIM? 158 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,995 - YEAH, I TOLD HIM. 159 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,164 I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 160 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,466 NOW THAT JAKE IS OUT OF THE PICTURE, 161 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,067 SHE'S ALL YOURS. 162 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,136 I STILL DON'T GET THE APPEAL OF JENNA HAMILTON 163 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,804 AND HER OVERSIZED MATERNITY TOPS, 164 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,840 BUT I GUESS THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS, 165 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,676 EVEN IF IT WANTS A SOCIAL MISFIT WITH A BUTTERFLY FETISH. 166 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,512 - YOU'RE A BITCH. - I KNOW. 167 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,080 AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME 168 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,550 FOR REMOVING THE OBSTACLE THAT KEPT YOU APART. 169 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,751 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME. 170 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,653 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THE FOURTH GRADE. 171 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,755 - YOU CAN TRY AND MAKE ME THE VILLAIN IN ALL THIS, 172 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,657 BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE THE BAD GUY HERE. 173 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,992 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEPT THIS HUGE SECRET 174 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,594 FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND. 175 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,928 MAYBE TELLING JAKE WAS THE WRONG THING TO DO, 176 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,665 BUT WHAT YOU AND JENNA DID WAS WAY WORSE. 177 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,036 - DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION. 178 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,138 COME ON, MAN, STOP. 179 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:48,476 LET'S HASH THIS OUT. 180 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,110 HE WON'T TALK TO ME. - ME EITHER. 181 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,513 BUT I'M GONNA TRY AGAIN. 182 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,515 [bell rings] JAKE. 183 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,484 THE EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW? 184 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,518 SOME OF IT'S WRONG. 185 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,886 YES, MATTY AND I HAD A THING, 186 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,754 BUT IT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL THING. 187 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,523 AND IT WAS OVER BEFORE YOU AND I BECAME A THING, 188 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,091 BECAUSE WE WERE OFFICIAL. 189 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,859 - [clears throat] JENNA. 190 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,661 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING IN THIS CLASS. 191 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:10,598 - OH, I'M NOT. I JUST CAME TO TALK TO JAKE. 192 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,200 - DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE WANTS TO TALK. 193 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,068 YOU GONNA TALK TO HER? 194 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,538 - NO. 195 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,906 - MS. HAMILTON, YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: 196 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,941 STAY HERE OR GO TO CLASS. - I'LL STAY. 197 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,242 - AH, THAT TRIGGERS OPTION NUMBER THREE. 198 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,913 FOLLOW ME. 199 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,148 AFTER YOU. 200 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,825 - [whispering] FRED! 201 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,026 FRED WU! 202 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,594 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? 203 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,564 WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME? 204 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,101 I GOT A "D"? 205 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,269 DID YOU GUYS GET "D"s? 206 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,539 WHAT THE HELL? 207 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:55,108 DID YOU GUYS GET A DIFFERENT CHEAT SHEET? 208 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,917 - * OUR CHIMNEY PUFFS A LIGHTER CLOUD * 209 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,619 * I HEAR YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND * 210 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,989 * ONCE I RECALLED THE GALL OF THAT ONE * 211 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,691 - I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING 212 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,659 I'M ON THE OUTS WITH THE ASIAN MAFIA. 213 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,093 - [gasps] DISAVOWED? 214 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,596 - NO IDEA, BUT I JUST GOT A BUM CHEAT SHEET 215 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,666 AND WEIRD STUFF HAS BEEN HAPPENING ALL DAY. 216 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,234 IT FEELS COLD ON THE OUTSIDE. 217 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,636 - IT DOES. 218 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,572 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 219 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,575 AND THOSE OF YOU IN BETWEEN... 220 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,242 - HOW DID IT GO WITH JAKE? 221 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,011 - IT DIDN'T. 222 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,613 - WILDCATS, WE'RE GONNA GET PUMPED UP, 223 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,583 WITH THE WHEEL OF 224 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,885 PEP! [cheers and applause] 225 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,720 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED, FOLKS. 226 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,891 I JUST NEED ONE FEMALE VOLUNTEER TO MAKE THAT FIRST SPIN. 227 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,125 - HOW CAN WE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION 228 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,927 IF HE WON'T HEAR US OUT? 229 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,829 - COME ON, WHICH ONE OF YOU LOVELY LADIES 230 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,666 WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME ONSTAGE AND SPIN THAT WHEEL? 231 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,639 - I'LL MAKE HIM LISTEN. 232 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,746 - JENNA, PLEASE, NOT AGAIN. 233 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,147 LIGHTNING DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE. 234 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,982 I'M TELLING YOU, GOING UP ON THAT STAGE IS NOT GONNA 235 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,651 WORK OUT IN YOUR FAVOR THIS TIME. 236 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,920 - IT WILL. IT HAS TO. 237 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,689 - UH, JENNA'S RAISING HER HAND. 238 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,891 CAN'T YOU SEE IT? - WE JUST NEED A GIRL. 239 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,728 ANY GIRL. 240 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,863 - JENNA HAMILTON, COME ON UP! 241 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,164 [mic feedback] 242 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,267 [light applause] 243 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,973 OKAY, NOW WE NEED A DUDE. 244 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,042 NOT YOU, CLARK, WE NEED A REAL DUDE. 245 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,043 - HOW ABOUT YOU? 246 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,712 [laughter] 247 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,949 - I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU. 248 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,217 I SLEPT WITH MATTY BEFORE I REALLY EVEN KNEW YOU. 249 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,719 - MM-HMM. 250 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,054 - HE NEVER WANTED TO BE SEEN WITH ME, 251 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,956 WHICH MADE THINGS CONFUSING AND UNCLEAR. 252 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,191 - WELL, HOW ABOUT WE FIX THAT? 253 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,359 HM? 254 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,798 MATTY MCKIBBEN, COME ON UP! 255 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,000 YEAH. 256 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,234 LET'S GIVE HIM SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, TITANS, HUH? 257 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,303 MATTY! MATTY! MATTY! 258 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,740 all: MATTY! MATTY! MATTY! 259 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,920 - THIS ISN'T HOW YOU PLAY. 260 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,722 YOU CAN'T STOP THE WHEEL OF PEP. 261 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,824 - ZIP IT. THE RULES HAVE CHANGED. 262 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,358 - I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 263 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,426 I REALLY MIGHT BE PSYCHIC. 264 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,095 - OKAY, MCKIBBEN. 265 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,397 TIME TO COME CLEAN. 266 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,233 HAVE YOU EVER BETRAYED ANYONE? 267 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,770 MAYBE A FRIEND? - NO. 268 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,038 - WELL. 269 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,973 LOOKS LIKE MATTY HAS PUT YOU IN THE HOT SEAT. 270 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,209 IF HE'S NOT WILLING TO COME CLEAN, 271 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,878 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY DIRTY. 272 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,815 - GO, GIRL! YOU GOT THIS! 273 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,350 - JENNA HAS A LOT OF EXPERIENCE PLAYING DIRTY. 274 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,786 SHE SHOULD KISS MATTY. 275 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,021 [cheers] 276 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,222 - SHUT UP, SADIE. 277 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,125 - NO, GREAT IDEA. 278 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,127 JENNA, KISS MATTY. 279 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,030 - SHOW SOME SCHOOL SPIRIT. IT'S FOR THE BASEBALL TEAM. 280 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,298 - PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. - OH, ARE YOU SHY? 281 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,368 WOULD YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE DOING IT PRIVATELY? 282 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,470 OR MAYBE IN SECRET? 283 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,840 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE A SLUT. 284 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,241 - THAT ISN'T FUNNY. - YEAH, I AGREE. 285 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,843 THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BEING LAUGHED AT 286 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,410 BY YOUR FRIENDS. - BACK OFF, MAN. 287 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,880 [crowd murmurs] 288 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,415 - [grunts] 289 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,184 [crowd gasps] 290 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,887 - STOP! 291 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,188 - YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY. 292 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,389 - I DO! 293 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,891 YOU TALKED TO ME ABOUT HER. 294 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,261 HUH? I GAVE YOU ADVICE ABOUT HER. 295 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,930 THAT MUST'VE BEEN REALLY HILARIOUS. 296 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,265 - I'M CONFUSED. ARE WE PLAYING A NEW GAME? 297 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,901 - YES, IT'S CALLED "DOWN WITH THE SLUT." 298 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,469 - NO ONE WAS EVER LAUGHING AT YOU. 299 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,304 - WELL, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 300 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,873 SAY IT! - STOP IT! 301 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,374 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? - THE TRUTH! 302 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,176 SAY IT! SAY IT! 303 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,311 - [grunts] 304 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,782 - [grunts] [crowd gasps] 305 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,283 I [bleep]ED YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 306 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,986 [crowd groans] 307 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,359 - TWO BOYS FIGHTING OVER A GIRL IS... 308 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,061 A FANTASY FOR SOME WOMEN, 309 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,430 BUT, UH, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PUT 310 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,066 PERSONAL FANTASIES ASIDE, 311 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,035 BECAUSE AS VICE-PRINCIPAL, IT IS MY JOB 312 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,004 TO PUNISH BOYS FOR HAVING 313 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:21,174 THOSE STRONG... SEXY FEELINGS THAT... 314 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,111 BURST INTO ACTION. 315 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,112 [clears throat] 316 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,179 THE GOOD NEWS IS, 317 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,148 I'M NOT CAUGHT UP IN YOUR DRAMA, 318 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,917 AND I AM NOT GONNA DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT OR WRONG. 319 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,118 IT'S YOUR FAULT, ISN'T IT? 320 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,552 - YES. - YEAH. 321 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,856 - THAT POINT GOES TO JAKE, BECAUSE HE'S NOT TO BLAME. 322 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,124 BUT HE DID CHEAT ON HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND, 323 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,491 SO THIS COULD BE KARMIC RETRIBUTION. 324 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,027 YOU'RE STILL EVEN. 325 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,128 - JAKE DIDN'T REALLY CHEAT ON LISSA. 326 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,863 - I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD DEFEND 327 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:46,366 SOMEONE WHO JUST SLAMMED A FIST IN YOUR FACE. 328 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,068 CURRENT SCORE IS 1-0 329 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,970 IN MATTY'S FAVOR FOR BEING NOBLE. 330 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,205 - NOBLE? I DON'T THINK SO. 331 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,573 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 332 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,408 I UNDERSTAND WHY THIS HAPPENED. 333 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,344 AS A LAYPERSON, I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU WOULD FIGHT OVER JENNA. 334 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,247 I REALLY LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH HER TOO, 335 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,581 BUT I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY THROW DOWN FOR HER. 336 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,851 OKAY, MAYBE. I MIGHT. 337 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,254 SHE IS A REALLY REMARKABLE FRIEND. 338 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,588 STUDENT. STUDENT-FRIEND. 339 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,290 - SHE'S NO FRIEND OF MINE. 340 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,092 - DON'T BE MAD AT HER. 341 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,460 SHE WANTED TO TELL YOU AND I ASKED HER NOT TO. 342 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,063 THIS WHOLE THING IS MY FAULT. 343 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,865 WHEN I HEARD YOU BROKE UP WITH HER, 344 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,066 I ONLY WENT TO HER HOUSE TO SEE IF SHE WAS OKAY, 345 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,934 BECAUSE I KNEW HOW MUCH SHE LIKED YOU. 346 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,202 - SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN CHECKING ON ME? 347 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,471 - I TRIED TO, BUT YOU SHUT ME DOWN. 348 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,907 - [clapping] BRAVO. 349 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,943 EVERYONE CAN SEE THE DAMAGE TO YOUR FACES, 350 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,912 BUT NO ONE CAN SEE THE DAMAGE TO YOUR HEARTS. 351 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,181 I'M THROWING AWAY THE SCORE SHEET. 352 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,016 [low] YOU WON. 353 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,150 I THINK WE LEARNED A LOT TODAY 354 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,386 ABOUT HONESTY AND FORGIVENESS. 355 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,622 SO, NO MORE FIGHTING? 356 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,291 YOU'RE DONE? 357 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,060 - YEAH. WE'RE DONE. 358 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:59,907 - ARE YOU OKAY? 359 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,374 PLEASE SAY SOMETHING. 360 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,542 ANYTHING. 361 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,178 - I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE, 362 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,513 THINKING THAT I MADE A MISTAKE BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 363 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,181 - I MADE A MISTAKE TOO. 364 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,017 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MATTY, 365 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,651 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO. 366 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,553 I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU. 367 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,224 I LOVED YOU. I STILL LOVE YOU. 368 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,225 PLEASE BELIEVE ME. 369 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:23,063 - WHY WOULD I BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY? 370 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,438 - [whisper] MING. MING. 371 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,273 MING. 372 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,375 MING. 373 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,445 - WHY ARE YOU HIDING? WE'RE IN THE SANCTUARY. 374 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,013 - NOWHERE IS SAFE. SHH. 375 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,183 - WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CREEPY? 376 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,519 FIRST, YOU BLOW ME OFF AND THEN YOU IGNORE ME IN CLASS. 377 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,388 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. 378 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,391 - I DO LIKE YOU. A LOT. 379 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,226 WHICH IS WHY I CAN NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 380 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,195 - WHY? 381 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,397 - [whispering] BECCA IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 382 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,466 - DAMN. 383 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,169 NO WONDER SO MUCH BIZARRE STUFF HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME. 384 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,570 - AND IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 385 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,505 - YOU'RE SCARING ME. 386 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,706 - YOU SHOULD BE SCARED. 387 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,308 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE DIFFERENCE 388 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,211 BETWEEN A WHITE BITCH AND AN ASIAN BITCH? 389 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,146 WHEN A WHITE BITCH IS AFTER YOU, SHE'S IN YOUR FACE. 390 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,148 LOUD, ANGRY, MAKING SURE YOU KNOW 391 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,716 THAT SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION. 392 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,218 BUT THE ASIAN BITCH-- 393 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,720 - DERIVES FROM THE WAY OF THE NINJA. 394 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,522 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE. 395 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,257 ALL STEALTH. 396 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,193 YOU NEVER SEE AN ASIAN BITCH COMING. 397 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,560 - BUT SHE LOOKS SO SWEET AND HARMLESS. 398 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,561 - BUT SHE'S NOT! 399 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,032 AND NOW NOTHING IS SAFE. 400 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,033 I CAN ONLY DRINK FROM SEALED BOTTLES OF WATER, 401 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,434 AND AS MY KNOWN ASSOCIATES, 402 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,470 I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME. 403 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,106 - I HEARD JENNA HOMEWRECKED 404 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,075 TWO RELATIONSHIPS IN ONE WEEKEND. 405 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,677 - SHE'S "HOMEWRECKER HAMILTON." 406 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,579 - WHA-- - HERE. 407 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,115 - I'D TRADE YOUR MAFIA WRATH 408 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,150 FOR MY CURRENT SITUATION ANY DAY. 409 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,684 WHY DOES EVERYONE GET TO WEIGH IN ON MY LIFE? 410 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,386 - IT'S WHITE BITCH 101, 411 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,022 BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND. 412 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,556 ALL THIS FEAR AND LOATHING IS GIVING ME 413 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,358 A MAD CASE OF STRESS EYE. 414 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,028 - OH, YOU BOTH NEED TO ARCTIC CHILL. 415 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,395 JENNA, SOMEONE ELSE'S DRAMA-RAMA 416 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,431 WILL BE FRONT-PAGE NEWS TOMORROW. 417 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,565 AND MING, HONESTLY, THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE ASIAN MAFIA-- 418 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,268 - WHY CAN'T I SEE ANYTHING? 419 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,070 HOLY [bleep]. 420 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,271 BECCA CHANGED MY PRESCRIPTION. 421 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,306 I'VE BEEN ASIAN BITCH-SLAPPED AGAIN! 422 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,508 THIS DAY COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE. 423 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,144 - MING WAS A BLIND OPTIMIST. 424 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,312 WHAT SHE COULDN'T SEE... 425 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,615 WAS THAT THINGS COULD ALWAYS GET WORSE. 426 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,457 - I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE IN MY LIFE. 427 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,060 THAT CAR IS NO WAY TO BRIDGE A RELATIONSHIP GAP! 428 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,627 BUYING YOU A CAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN 429 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,364 A CO-PARENTING DECISION. 430 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,231 BUT A CAR THAT HIDEOUS 431 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:42,469 SHOULD HAVE BEEN A NO-PARENTING DECISION. 432 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,604 - AS USUAL, MY MOTHER DECIDED MY HUMILIATION 433 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,106 WAS ABOUT HER. 434 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,608 - WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOUR FATHER 435 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,343 PURCHASE A CAR 436 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,712 WITH THE WORD "SLUT" WRITTEN ACROSS IT? 437 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,647 - IT DIDN'T COME THAT WAY. 438 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,418 - THIS IS JUST FURTHER PROOF THAT YOUR FATHER NEEDS ME. 439 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,088 HE COULD NEVER BE TRUSTED TO MAKE BIG PURCHASES ALONE, 440 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,724 AND A CAR IS A BIG FINANCIAL COMMITMENT. 441 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,725 MARIE CLAIRE SAID-- 442 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,327 OR WAS IT COSMO? 443 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,496 MAYBE IT WAS ON REAL HOUSEWIVES? 444 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,530 MM. 445 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,299 SOMEONE SMART SAID 446 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,301 THAT IF A COUPLE IS IN RELATIONSHIP RECOVERY, 447 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,635 OR WORKING ON GETTING BACK TOGETHER, 448 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,105 THEY NEED TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT OF MUTUAL RES-- 449 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,606 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 450 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,309 HE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. HER NAME IS HANNAH. 451 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:26,179 THE CAR IS JUST HIS WAY OF BREAKING IT TO ME GENTLY. 452 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,147 IT MEANS HE WANTS A DIVORCE. 453 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,855 I WAS FEELING WRECKED, WRONGED, AND WORN-OUT. 454 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,357 I COULDN'T TAKE ANY MORE BLOWS 455 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,393 AND DEFINITELY COULDN'T CUSHION THEM. 456 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,263 I HAD SPENT SO MUCH TIME PROTECTING JAKE'S FEELINGS 457 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,565 THAT MY OWN WERE LEFT DEFENSELESS. 458 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:50,537 THE DAMAGE WAS DONE AND THERE WAS NO WAY TO UNDO IT. 459 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,140 [computer chirps] "YOU'RE NOT A HOMEWRECKER." 460 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,242 I'M GLAD SOMEONE KNOWS. 461 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,611 HOMEWRECKER? I NEVER USED THAT EXPRESSION. 462 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,347 DO YOU KNOW ME? 463 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,781 [computer chirps] 464 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,751 FRIEND OR FOE? 465 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,354 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST AN INVISIBLE FRIEND. 466 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,788 JAKE WOULD SAY AN INVISIBLE FRIEND 467 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,357 CAN'T TRUST ME. 468 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,159 [computer chirps] "YOU CAN TRUST ME. 469 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161 THIS ISN'T A SET-UP." 470 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,462 I'M FEELING DESPERATE. 471 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,830 THERE'S NO WAY TO MINIMIZE THIS DAMAGE. 472 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,468 EVERYBODY HATES ME. 473 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,303 [computer chirps] 474 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,339 I WISH I COULD PUT INTO WORDS WHAT I FEEL. 475 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,476 [computer chirps] "YOU ALREADY HAVE." 476 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,745 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE WHOLE TRUTH. 477 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,447 - * FOLLOW MY WAY 478 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,218 * FOLLOW MY... 479 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,494 - EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU. - I KNOW. 480 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,396 - NO, JENNA. YESTERDAY'S SLUT-SHAMING 481 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,564 IS, LIKE, 12 PAGES BACK IN THE GOSSIP SEARCH ENGINE. 482 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,767 YOUR SECRET BLOG? NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE. 483 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,405 - JENNA SLEPT WITH MATTY, BUT SHE ONLY SCREWED JAKE... 484 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,872 OVER! THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX! 485 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,774 THANK GOD. 486 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,344 - SHE DIDN'T JUST HOMEWRECK TWO RELATIONSHIPS. 487 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,513 IT WAS THREE, IF YOU COUNT HER PARENTS. 488 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,748 - YEAH. THE BAND GOT BACK TOGETHER. 489 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,350 - ARE YOU IN SHOCK? ARE YOU GONNA STROKE OUT? 490 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,584 DO YOU NEED A TRAUMA BLANKET? 491 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,387 - I JUST NEED TO TALK TO JAKE. - AND I NEED TO GET A LIFE. 492 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,888 I NEVER REALIZED HOW RICKY-OBSESSED 493 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,624 I WAS UNTIL I READ IT IN PRINT. 494 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,227 YOUR BLOG SAVED ME FROM EVER OBSESSING AGAIN 495 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,894 AND IT SAVED MING BY OUTING THE MAFIA. 496 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:22,962 NOW SHE'S UNTOUCHABLE. 497 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,764 - I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. 498 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,501 IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A BLOG TO TAKE THEM DOWN. 499 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,575 - DID YOU READ MY BLOG? 500 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,843 THEN YOU KNOW THE TRUTH. 501 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,246 I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU. 502 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,349 - NO. YOU HUMILIATED ME. 503 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,856 - ROSATI! YOU BEEN PLAYED, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET LAID! 504 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,859 - THE BLOG RELEASE DIDN'T JUST EXPOSE ME. 505 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,262 IT EXPOSED EVERYONE IN IT. 506 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,896 THERE WAS WIDESPREAD COLLATERAL DAMAGE. 507 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,498 - WHO THE HELL DID THIS? 508 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,834 WHO FORWARDED JENNA'S PRIVATE BLOG? 509 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,274 - I DID. 510 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,313 [honk] 511 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,848 - JENNA HAMILTON TRIED TO KILL HERSELF! 512 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,216 AGAIN! [laughs] 513 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,886 NEXT ON AWKWARD... 514 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,754 WHAT KIND OF DAY ARE WE LOOKING AT, LUNCH IN THE BATHROOM? 515 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,755 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 516 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,392 - YOUR SOCIAL SUICIDE SCARED EVERYONE SILENT. 517 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,394 - WHAT YOU DID WAS BALLSY. - AND PSYCHOTIC. 518 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,596 - EVERYONE KNOWS I WROTE THE LETTER. 519 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,397 - GO. TALK TO THEM. 520 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,532 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 521 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,866 - MY LIFE WAS FULL OF UNEXPECTED CHOICES. 522 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,435 CHOICES THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE. 523 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,669 - SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE. 524 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,737 HIM OR ME.