1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,371 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,073 - YOU'VE BEEN SO SARAN-WRAPPED AROUND JAKE, 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,274 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 4 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,575 - I'M NOT CLINGY. MATTY IS. 5 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,710 - NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN. - WHAT? 6 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,779 - YOU WERE TOTALLY SABOTAGING THEM. 7 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,414 - YOUR DAD LEFT TODAY. 8 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,384 - IT'S NOT JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, IS IT? 9 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,218 - NO. 10 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:19,653 - POST MY PARENTS' SEPARATION, 11 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,423 I'D SPENT A LOT OF TIME PLAYING THE BLAME GAME. 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,791 AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, 13 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,227 THE ONUS OF THEIR SPLIT LANDED ON ME. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,063 I REGRETTED EVER SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THE LETTER, 15 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,731 AND I WAS CONSUMED WITH GUILT. 16 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,534 SO I WAS WILLING TO BE WITH ANYONE 17 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,370 AND DO ANYTHING TO AVOID FEELING LIKE A BAD PERSON. 18 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:39,373 [organ playing] 19 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,376 * 20 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,545 MY MOM WAS ALSO LOOKING FOR REDEMPTION. 21 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,215 AND WHILE OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS STILL ON SHAKY GROUND, 22 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,482 SHE NEEDED A LITTLE HAND-HOLDING, 23 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,617 WILLING OR OTHERWISE. 24 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,221 SHE WASN'T GOOD AT BEING ALONE. 25 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:56,690 NOT THAT SHE EXCELLED AT BEING IN PUBLIC EITHER. 26 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:00,128 - EVERYONE, PLEASE OPEN YOUR BIBLES TO PSALM 46. 27 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,562 * 28 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,133 - OH, NO, THANK YOU. 29 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,635 - I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT MONEY IN. 30 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:15,843 AT LEAST THERE WAS ONE SAVING GRACE 31 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,611 TO GETTING UP EARLY ON A SUNDAY. 32 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,614 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,882 * 34 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,584 - THIS WAS ENLIGHTENING, BUT LET'S GO 35 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,886 BEFORE THE WELCOME COMMITTEE TAKES US HOSTAGE. 36 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,721 - I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO SAVE MY MOM, 37 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,524 BUT SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF. 38 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,397 CHECK. 39 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,366 CHECK. 40 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,636 DOUBLE CHECK. 41 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,807 - JENNA! 42 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,676 [gasps] YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE RETREAT. 43 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,912 ON SATURDAY NIGHT, THERE'S A "SAINTS AND SINNERS" PARTY 44 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,683 THAT WE SECRETLY CALL "HALOED BROS AND BIBLICAL HOS." 45 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,719 AND THEN ON THE SUNDAY, JESUS FORGIVES ALL YOUR SINS, 46 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,854 AND THERE'S A TACO PARTY! 47 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,257 SO YOU GOING TO COME? - HMM. 48 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,758 WHAT WOULD JENNA DO? 49 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,894 I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. - [gasps] 50 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,429 - AND I WAS. 51 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,498 SINCE MY HOME NO LONGER FELT LIKE A SAFE HAVEN, 52 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,500 I WAS OPEN TO EXPLORING GODS. 53 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,535 MAYBE IT WAS GOING TO BE A NEW DAY. 54 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,804 - [gasps] PASTOR DON! THIS IS JENNA. 55 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,207 SHE'S THE GIRL WE'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR. 56 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,209 REMEMBER? THE HARLOT WHO STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. 57 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,344 [ominous music] 58 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,280 - SCRATCH THAT. IT WAS JUDGMENT DAY. 59 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,487 - YOU'RE GOING TO CHURCH CAMP? WITH DIM SUM? 60 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,423 - IT'S A RETREAT, WHICH I COULD REALLY USE, 61 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,658 GIVEN ALL THE CHAOS GOING ON WITH MY PARENTS. 62 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,228 I THINK I NEED A LITTLE SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE RIGHT NOW. 63 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,895 - WELL, IF THEY TELL YOU TO DRINK THE KOOL-AID 64 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,365 AND TAKE A NAP, DON'T. - IT'S A CHURCH, NOT A CULT. 65 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,867 - IF YOU WANT A RETREAT, WHY NOT JUST HOLE UP WITH ME? 66 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,304 I'M GROUNDED FOR THE WEEKEND, SO WE CAN DO BLAH-DI-NA TOGETHER. 67 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,905 - THANKS, BUT I REALLY NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD. 68 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,507 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH CAN'T BE FIXED 69 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,509 BY STUFFING MY FACE IN A ROM-COM-ATHON. 70 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,478 AND WHY ARE YOU GROUNDED? 71 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,813 - 'CAUSE RICKY SCHWARTZ GOT ME SUSPENDED AND RUINED MY LIFE! 72 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,649 - SUSPENSION. NICE. 73 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,284 I LIKE PUNISHMENT. 74 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,419 - HEY, KYLE. HOW'S YOUR BAND? 75 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,655 - JENNA LIVES? WE BROKE UP. 76 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,956 STARTED GETTING TOO MUCH ATTENTION 77 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,591 FROM THE MAINSTREAM, YOU KNOW, 78 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,494 LIKE JOCKS, CLASS PRESIDENTS, THAT TYPE. 79 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,562 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A SELLOUT. 80 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,330 - ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JENNA? 81 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,732 - NO. 82 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,434 - HE WAS TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU. 83 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,603 I KNEW HE WAS A STALKER. 84 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,607 "TAKE IT OUTSIDE"? 85 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,941 WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 86 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,743 - APPARENTLY, I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE 87 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,345 WHO HAD LOST FAITH IN MYSELF. 88 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,946 MY STALKER HAD TOO. 89 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,782 MAYBE IT WAS TIME FOR A LITTLE DIVINE... 90 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,816 - INTERVENTION? 91 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,419 WHY DO I NEED AN INTERVENTION? 92 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,788 - BECAUSE YOUR "HOLIER THAN THOU" BIT IS GETTING OLD. 93 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,423 I'M LOSING PATIENCE. 94 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,658 ISN'T FORGIVENESS JESUS'S WHOLE DEAL? 95 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,994 I MEAN, HE DIDN'T JUDGE THAT HOOKER WITH THE BURNING BUSH. 96 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,463 - SADIE, YOU MADE ME DO EVIL THINGS, 97 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,599 AND NOW J.C. IS MAD AT ME. 98 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,866 THAT'S WHY HE TOOK JAKE AWAY. 99 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,703 - NO. JENNA TOOK JAKE AWAY. 100 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,671 - AND SHE'S REPENTING, 101 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,607 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU. 102 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,309 JENNA'S GOING TO MY CHURCH 103 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,377 AND PROBABLY COMING TO MY RETREAT THIS WEEKEND. 104 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,379 - OF HER OWN VOLITION? - YEAH. 105 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,781 I THINK WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO BE FRIENDS. 106 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,785 MAYBE EVEN BEST FRIENDS. 107 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,325 - GOT A MINUTE? - [gasps, sighs] 108 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,592 I ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT, 109 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,628 BUT, UGH, THAT KID'S A TOTAL SNOOZE. 110 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,396 SO, YEAH, HAVE A SEAT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 111 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,764 - I'VE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY. 112 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:24,832 - ARE YOU OFF YOUR MEDS? 113 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,500 - I WAS NEVER ON THEM. 114 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,768 I'M DEPRESSED 115 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,771 BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE SEPARATED. 116 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,940 - YOUR DAD'S SINGLE? - WHAT? 117 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,975 - THAT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU. 118 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,978 I MEAN, CONSIDERING HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS. 119 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,348 OH, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COMPETE 120 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,849 WITH OTHER GIRLS FOR HIS ATTENTION. 121 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,551 DO YOU THINK HE LIKES THEM YOUNG, 122 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,086 OR IS HE INTO LADIES... HIS OWN AGE? 123 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,888 - I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE. 124 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,358 WHAT I WANT IS FOR MY PARENTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 125 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,526 I FEEL LIKE THEIR BREAKUP IS MY FAULT, 126 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,595 AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHO I AM. 127 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,932 - INTERNAL REFLECTION IS GOOD, HELPS US MATURE. 128 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,970 - WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING ON A CHURCH RETREAT. 129 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,873 - WITH BIBLE-THUMPERS? 130 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,642 - I THINK PUTTING MY WORRY INTO A HIGHER POWER 131 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,511 WILL BRING ME SOME COMFORT, YOU KNOW? 132 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:14,482 - J., DO NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE DOUGHNUTS. 133 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,716 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DOUGHNUTS. 134 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,918 IT WAS KIND OF ABOUT THE DOUGHNUTS. 135 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,820 - LISTEN, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I GOT MIXED UP WITH A GROUP 136 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,389 OF "GOOD KIDS" TOO. 137 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,957 LURED ME IN WITH THE SUGARY, FRIED TREATS, 138 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,060 MADE ME FEEL ACCEPTED, AND THEN, SLOWLY BUT SURELY, 139 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,129 I STARTED JUDGING ANYONE WHO DRANK COKE 140 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,598 AND DIDN'T WEAR BLOOMERS. 141 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,066 IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE, J. 142 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,503 RELIGION IS ALL ABOUT PREYING ON THE WEAK, 143 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,804 AND YOU, MY FRIEND-- 144 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,408 YOU'RE AN EASY TARGET. 145 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,809 - WHILE I WASN'T CONVINCED 146 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,677 THAT RELIGION WAS ABOUT EXPLOITING THE WEAK, 147 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,414 IN MY VULNERABLE STATE, I COULDN'T TAKE THE RISK. 148 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,649 I'D HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO SOOTHE MY SOUL. 149 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,618 AND IF I WASN'T GOING TO LEAN ON JESUS, 150 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:54,054 I'D LEAN ON JAKE. 151 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,423 - DUDE, SHE WAS JUST CHECKING YOU OUT. 152 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,557 - YEAH, SO? 153 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,158 - SO SHE'S HOT, RIGHT? 154 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,428 DUDE, YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS FUNK. 155 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,029 - I WILL, I JUST NEED SOME TIME. 156 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,031 - PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT GIRL AGAIN. 157 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,699 - HEY. - LET'S JUST DROP IT. 158 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,536 - OH, HEY, BABE. 159 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:12,039 MATTY NEEDS A COOL GIRL'S POINT OF VIEW ON SOMETHING. 160 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,841 - NAH, I DON'T. - HE DOES. 161 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,043 HE'S BEEN TOTALLY FIXATING ON SOME LAME GIRL. 162 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,778 - I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS LAME. - NO, I DID. 163 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,747 - IF MATTY WAS GOING TO FIXATE ON A NEW GIRL, 164 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,782 I'M GLAD JAKE THOUGHT SHE WAS LAME. 165 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,150 - THEY'VE BEEN FLIRTING AND HOOKING UP, 166 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,618 AND NOW SHE'S TOTALLY DISSING HIM. 167 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,620 - TO BE FAIR, BEEN NON-COMMITTAL. 168 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,088 - MATTY WAS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS. 169 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,690 AND WHILE I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE DETAILS, 170 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,492 IT WAS NICE TO KNOW IT WASN'T ABOUT ME. 171 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,993 - SHE'S BEEN LEADING HIM ON SINCE THE SUMMER. 172 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,895 - SO IT WAS ABOUT ME. 173 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,930 - AND THEN SHE DITCHED HIM OVER BREAK FOR SOME OTHER DUDE. 174 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,165 SHE'S A BITCH. 175 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,467 - I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS A BITCH. 176 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,968 - WILL YOU STOP DEFENDING HER? 177 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,803 TWO MINUTES AGO, YOU SAID YOU FELT BETRAYED. 178 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,838 TELL HIM. SHE'S A BITCH, RIGHT? 179 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,173 - SHE'S A BITCH. 180 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,708 AND A RELATIONSHIP ASSASSIN. 181 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,110 NOT ONLY HAD I SPLIT UP MY PARENTS, 182 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:53,180 BUT I'D COME PRECARIOUSLY CLOSE TO ENDING A FRIENDSHIP. 183 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,649 JAKE'S JUDGMENT HAD ONLY FURTHER CEMENTED MY FIRST INSTINCT. 184 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:59,186 I WAS A BAD PERSON, AND I NEEDED TO REDEEM MYSELF. 185 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,921 - I GOT THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. 186 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,557 A DOUBLE DATE THIS WEEKEND. I'M GOING TO FIX YOU UP. 187 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,659 - I CAN'T. I'M GOING TO CHURCH CAMP. 188 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,531 [upbeat music] 189 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,900 * 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,735 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 191 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,737 - YES. - BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY. 192 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,873 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALONE. YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT BEING ALONE. 193 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,511 NO, MOM, THAT WOULD BE YOU. 194 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,879 THE RETREAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO CLEAR MY CONSCIENCE. 195 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,248 PEOPLE WEREN'T JUDGEY, THEY WERE HANDSY. 196 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,050 OOH. 197 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,819 AND CONSIDERING ALL THE ACTION I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS, 198 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,186 THERE WAS A SOLID CHANCE 199 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,988 I WOULD FIND COMFORT BEING EMBRACED 200 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:39,059 BY A COMMUNITY OF LOVING, AFFECTIONATE-- 201 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,594 HATERS. 202 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,797 - HO-BAGS ARE RELEGATED TO THE BACK OF THE BUS. 203 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,936 all: LET'S GO, JESUS, LET'S GO! 204 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,840 T, SADIE'S HERE! 205 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,575 I NEED YOU TO STEAL YOUR MOM'S CAR 206 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,043 AND COME RESCUE ME. - I'M ON LOCKDOWN, REMEMBER? 207 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,177 CAN YOU CALL YOUR MOM? - SHE'S NOT PICKING UP. 208 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,812 I CAME HERE FOR PEACE OF MIND, 209 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,113 AND THAT'S THE LAST THING I'M GOING TO GET 210 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,281 WITH THAT BITCH BY MY BUNK. - [gasps] 211 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,716 DO YOU THINK KYLE DRIVES A PRIUS? 212 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,685 - KYLE? I-I DON'T KNOW. 213 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,986 - SO HE COULD DRIVE A PRIUS. 214 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,254 - I'M LOST. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 215 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,957 - REMEMBER HIS SHIRT? "TAKE IT OUTSIDE"? 216 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,060 I REALIZED WHERE I KNOW THAT FROM--MY MOUTH. 217 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,628 THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO RICKY SCHWARTZ 218 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,029 WHEN I PULLED MY FREAK-A-DEAK AT THE ASSEMBLY. 219 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,631 KYLE'S MOVED ON FROM STALKING YOU 220 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,600 TO STALKING ME! 221 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,602 - T., HOLD ON A SECOND. 222 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,573 CONTINUE. 223 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,308 - UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, I'D BE INTO HAVING A CREEPER. 224 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,043 BUT I WENT ON KYLE'S PAGE, AND UNDER INTERESTS, 225 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,245 HE HAS "TAKE IT OUTSIDE" AS A CLUB. 226 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,247 HE STARTED A CLUB, JENNA. 227 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,816 - OKAY, THE KYLE SITCH DEFINITELY WARRANTS ATTENTION, 228 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,284 BUT IF I DON'T GET OUT OF HERE SOON, 229 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,652 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAN VS. WILD IT. 230 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:39,953 I'D RATHER BRAVE THE ELEMENTS 231 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,155 THAN SPEND 48 HOURS WITH SATAN SAXTON. 232 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,592 CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINSTORMS ON HOW TO ESCAPE. 233 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,093 GOTTA GO. 234 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,096 [alternative music] 235 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:54,267 * 236 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,604 - HEY, COME LOOK AT SOMETHING. 237 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:59,206 - WHAT? - THIS. 238 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,974 STAY AWAY FROM LISSA. 239 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,610 SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. 240 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,845 SHE'S MINE. - JENNA! 241 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,082 - YOU'RE SAVED. 242 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,718 - WHERE AM I SLEEPING? - ON THE FLOOR. 243 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,620 - SADIE, YOU'RE BEING UN-CHRISTIAN. 244 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,288 - GOD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'M HERE, AREN'T I? 245 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,057 - PHYSICALLY YOU'RE HERE, 246 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,960 BUT SPIRITUALLY, YOU'RE, LIKE, IN CANADA. 247 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,195 APOLOGIZE. 248 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,699 - SORRY. - SADIE WILL SHARE HER BUNK. 249 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,367 - I'LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 250 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,738 THERE ARE MICE AND SPIDERS. - AND IT STILL REEKS OF VOMIT 251 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,239 FROM LAST YEAR'S CAMP-WIDE FOOD POISONING. 252 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,643 - NOT A GOOD YEAR FOR THE TACO PARTY. 253 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,916 - LOOKING FOR T.P.? - NO, I'M LOOKING FOR A RIDE. 254 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,786 - YOU CAN'T GO HOME YET. - SADIE SAXTON IS IN MY CABIN. 255 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,656 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 256 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,290 "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU ONLY MAKES YOU STRONGER." 257 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,325 - I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HER TO SMOTHER ME IN MY SLEEP. 258 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,194 - DON'T LET SADIE SPOIL THE RETREAT. 259 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,929 SHE COULD'VE RUINED MY EXPERIENCE, 260 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,698 BUT I DIDN'T LET HER. - WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU? 261 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,966 - SHE OUTED ME. 262 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,801 LAST YEAR NO ONE KNEW I WAS GAY. 263 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,736 - I THINK WE ALL KNEW. 264 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,838 - COME ON. TONED IT DOWN A BIT. 265 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,006 - EXCEPT FOR THE BACKPACK. 266 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,642 - GIRL'S GOTTA HAVE SOME PINK. 267 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,310 - SO YOU BELIEVE IN BEING A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. 268 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,212 I DON'T. - NO. 269 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,748 I BELIEVE IN RESPECT AND TOLERANCE. 270 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,184 TO ME, THAT'S WHAT CHRISTIANITY IS ALL ABOUT. 271 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,019 - BUT THIS PLACE ONLY TEACHES ADAM AND EVE, 272 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,921 NOT ADAM AND STEVE. 273 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,289 - I'M NOT TOTALLY SOLD 274 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,423 ON THE WHOLE "JESUS BEING STRAIGHT" THING-- 275 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,893 ALL THAT TIME IN THE DESERT 276 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,928 WITH 12 DUDES AND NO WOMEN. 277 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,429 - THAT'S BLASPHEMY. 278 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,132 - JUST SAYING. 279 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,667 - CLARK, I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 280 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,235 THIS WHOLE THING WAS AN IMPULSE DECISION. 281 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,137 I ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE I WAS FEELING 282 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,106 REALLY CRAPPY ABOUT MYSELF, AND I WAS DESPERATE 283 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,341 FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BUT THIS AIN'T IT. 284 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,376 - NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU HAVE A BAD EXPERIENCE 285 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,278 UNLESS YOU LET THEM. STAY. 286 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,747 DON'T BE A PUSSY. 287 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,148 - ARE YOU ON THE PAYROLL? 288 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,416 - I SHOULD BE. 289 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,851 [cell phone rings] 290 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,020 - OKAY. 291 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,255 I'M IN, BUT I'M GOING TO NEED A COT. 292 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,124 [beep] - SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL, 293 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,993 HONEY, I WAS BLASTING THE RADIO AND DIDN'T HEAR MY PHONE. 294 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,962 I JUST NEED THE ADDRESS, AND I'LL PICK YOU UP. 295 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,764 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TIME. 296 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,398 I PUT MY CELL ON LOUD, 297 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,301 AND I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP LOOKING AT IT UNTIL YOU CALL. 298 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,741 - A GLASS OF WINE? 299 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,275 - OH, NO, I'M-- I WON'T BE HERE LONG. 300 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,777 I'M GETTING SOMETHING TO GO. 301 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,146 - SOMEONE SENT IT OVER. - JENNA'S MOM! 302 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,380 JENNA'S COUNSELOR. 303 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,182 COUNSELOR/VICE PRINCIPAL. 304 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,884 I'M KIND OF DOING BOTH JOBS RIGHT NOW 305 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,253 TILL WE FIND A REPLACEMENT. 306 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,388 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THE OLD SHAME GRAB-AND-GO? 307 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,258 - [laughs] THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT. 308 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,926 I'M ALONE FOR THE WEEKEND. 309 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,461 - OH, I HEARD. 310 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,396 JENNA'S DAD LEFT YOU HIGH AND DRY, HUH? 311 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,167 - NO, WE'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK, 312 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,502 BUT IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT. 313 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,038 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN. 314 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,506 - WELL, WHY NOT EAT HERE? 315 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,042 - NAH, I DON'T NEED ALL THE STARES. 316 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,978 - OH, I GET IT. 317 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,780 I GET IT. YOU'RE AFRAID. 318 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:56,283 - I'M NOT. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO EAT ALONE IN PUBLIC. 319 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,319 - PERSONALLY, I FIND IT EMPOWERING. 320 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,789 SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M A FLIGHT ATTENDANT 321 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,491 ON A LAYOVER, AND I ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS 322 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,460 BEFORE I HOP ON MY RED-EYE TO BARCELONA. 323 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,863 TAKE A SIP. I DARE YA. 324 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,170 OR YOU CAN POUND IT. 325 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,538 - OOH. 326 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,508 [upbeat religious music] 327 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:28,248 * 328 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,917 - WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME, JENNA? 329 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,953 - OH, SHE IS THE SERPENT WHO TEMPTED ADAM AND EVE 330 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,287 AND RUINED PARADISE. 331 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,857 - LIKE I SAID, WHERE'S THE COSTUME? 332 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,259 - WHAT ARE YOU? SAINT OR SINNER? 333 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,562 - I'M A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO CLAIMS SHE'S A VIRGIN, SO... 334 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,997 DECIDE FOR YOURSELF. 335 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:48,401 * 336 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,203 - THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 337 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,905 I THOUGHT THE RETREAT WOULD BE ALL ABOUT TRUST FALLS 338 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,975 AND WORSHIP. - HOW'S THAT FOR A TRUST FALL? 339 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,543 - OH! 340 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,111 - I KNOW IT'LL BE HARD, BUT BY THE END OF THIS DANCE, 341 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,847 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO... 342 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,349 - STOP WORSHIPPING ME. - YOU LEFT ME 20 MESSAGES. 343 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,450 - OH, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 344 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,885 DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT? 345 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,120 - COULD BE. I DON'T KNOW YOU. 346 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,589 - I KNOW YOU KNOW I COINED "TAKE IT OUTSIDE." 347 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,391 EVERYONE AT SCHOOL DOES. 348 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,861 I SAID IT WHEN I PUBLICLY HATED-BERATED RICKY SCHWARTZ. 349 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,928 - WHO? 350 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,129 - IF YOU WANT TO PLAY DUMB, 351 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,464 COULD YOU AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY 352 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,899 TO MAKE THE SHIRTS IN A COLOR 353 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,300 THAT WOULD HIGHLIGHT MY UNDERTONES? 354 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,902 WHICH, FOR FUTURE REF, WOULD BE PURPLE OR TEAL. 355 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,336 - QUITTING SKYPE. 356 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,972 - I'M ORDERING YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST. 357 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,574 AND UNTIL YOU DO, I WANT A CUT OF THOSE SHIRTS! 358 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,910 [scoffs] WHAT THE HELL? 359 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,279 [dance music] 360 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,882 - OH, CRAP, I FORGOT I HAVE DINING DUTY. 361 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,284 - NO! REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH EVE? 362 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,920 THINGS GOT MESSY. - YOU'LL BE FINE. 363 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,957 - SHARE CIRCLE! [cheering] 364 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,258 - WHAT'S SHARE CIRCLE? 365 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,526 [ominous music] 366 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,928 - BUT AFTER MY THIRD TIME IN REHAB, 367 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,397 I FINALLY TRADED DRUGS FOR JESUS. 368 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,499 - LET US PRAY WITH THE LAYING OF HANDS. 369 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,372 - I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES THIS YEAR. 370 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:03,476 AFTER SOME BAD ADVICE FROM A FRIEND, 371 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,113 I BROKE MY PURITY PLEDGE... WITH MY HANDS. 372 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,950 I GAVE MY EX COUNTLESS RUB-AND-TUGS. 373 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,385 ACTUALLY, I DID COUNT. IT WAS 47. 374 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,354 - I WASN'T SURE WHAT WAS MORE DISTURBING. 375 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,024 LISSA GOING INTO GRAPHIC DETAIL ABOUT HANDIES 376 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,993 OR HEARING THAT MY BOYFRIEND WAS ON THE OTHER END OF HER HAND. 377 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,529 - I DON'T THINK HAND LOVE IS A SIN. 378 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,197 - WELL, YOU MAY NOT PERSONALLY THINK SO, 379 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,933 BUT CORINTHIANS SAYS THAT ALL THE STUFF 380 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:29,036 LEADING UP TO SEX SHOULD ONLY HAPPEN INSIDE MARRIAGE. 381 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,504 - CORINTHIANS GOT MARRIED AT 12. 382 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,308 - GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FORGIVE YOUR FRIEND. 383 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,477 - LET US-- WAIT. 384 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,279 ARE YOU A RIGHTY OR A LEFTY? 385 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,614 - RIGHTY. 386 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,283 THANKS. 387 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,086 IT'S A LOT TO OVERCOME, BUT I'M ON MY PATH. 388 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,155 - THERE WAS NO DOUBT THE SHARE CIRCLE WAS CATHARTIC 389 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,357 FOR THOSE WILLING TO BARE ALL, AND FOR ONCE, 390 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,525 IT WAS NICE TO BE OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT. 391 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,294 - SPEAKING OF OVERCOMING, 392 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:58,331 JENNA, HOW DID YOU OVERCOME YOUR SUICIDE ATTEMPT? 393 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,338 I DIDN'T TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE! 394 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,474 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND A RUMOR. 395 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,143 - COME ON, JENNA, YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS. 396 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,611 - IF YOU ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS, 397 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,113 YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN. 398 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,482 - THERE IS NO SHAME IN CONFESSING. 399 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,484 - I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CONFESS. 400 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,187 - UH-OH. [giggles] ISN'T LYING A SIN TOO? 401 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,989 - THIS IS SERIOUS. 402 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,991 YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS, OR YOU'LL GO TO HELL. 403 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,026 ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE [raspy] HELL. 404 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,328 - SHE DIDN'T COMMIT SUICIDE; SHE JUST ATTEMPTED IT. 405 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,430 - THEN I GUESS SHE'S GOING TO PURGATORY. 406 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,100 - DIDN'T THEY GET RID OF PURGATORY, OR WAS THAT LIMBO? 407 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,235 - SHE CAN'T GO TO LIMBO. THAT'S FOR UNBAPTIZED BABIES. 408 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,037 - THAT IS PERFECT FOR JENNA. 409 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,372 SHE WAS AN ACCIDENT. 410 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,075 - INSTEAD OF BEING REDEEMED, I WAS CRUCIFIED. 411 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,112 AND I COULDN'T WAIT THREE DAYS FOR MY RESURRECTION. 412 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,081 I LOVE SATAN. - [gasps] 413 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,017 - I LOVE SATAN! I LOVE... 414 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,318 - SEITAN. - OH. 415 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,054 - IT'S LIKE TOFU. - MMM. 416 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,589 IT'S LIKE FOOD, BUT NOT. 417 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,025 - MM-HMM. 418 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:01,061 - WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? 419 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,629 - MM. [snaps fingers] 420 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,132 - WHOO! - YES...I WOULD. 421 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,533 - DO YOU TWO WANT TO SHARE A TABLE? 422 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,567 both: NO. 423 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,603 - I'M EATING ALONE. 424 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,272 - OKAY. - OKAY. 425 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,107 - SO ANOTHER TRICK TO THE "EATING ALONE" TRADE... 426 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,375 - MM-HMM. - IS ABOUT THE READING MATERIAL. 427 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,543 SURE, YOU LOOK COOL 428 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,245 READING HEMINGWAY... - [scoffs] 429 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,612 - BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HOLD 430 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,181 A BOOK AND EAT AT THE SAME TIME, 431 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,484 SO I LIKE TO DINE WITH MY PARENTS. 432 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,054 [laughter] - WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE? 433 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:31,191 - [gasps] I WILL HAVE A CAPPUCCINO. 434 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,792 both: OOH! 435 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,162 - THE STUDENT HAS SURPASSED THE TEACHER. 436 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,798 I, SIR, WILL HAVE ONE TOO. 437 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,268 - I DID IT! I HAD DINNER ALONE! 438 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,503 [sighs] I'M GOING TO BE OKAY. 439 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,206 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD BE BY MYSELF, 440 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,108 BUT BEING HERE... 441 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,509 WITH YOU... - OH. 442 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,578 - ALONE, I PROVED IT. 443 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,413 GOD, I'M GOOD ON MY OWN. 444 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,481 - YOU ARE. 445 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,083 IN FACT, YOU ARE SO GOOD 446 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,550 THAT YOU WON'T EVEN FLINCH IF A FRIEND 447 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,753 OR AN ACQUAINTANCE STARTS DATING YOUR HUSBAND. 448 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,489 [laughs] 449 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,825 - JENNA? 450 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,128 I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU GOT PUT IN THE HOT SEAT. 451 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,397 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. 452 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:14,167 UNLESS YOU REALLY LOVE SATAN. 453 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,202 - YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PERSON. 454 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,104 - I AM? - YES. 455 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,206 IF THE ROLES HAD BEEN REVERSED WITH THE WHOLE JAKE SITCH, 456 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,141 I DON'T KNOW IF I'D HAVE BEEN AS EASILY FORGIVING. 457 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,310 - WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, 458 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,179 BUT GOD GIVES US THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN FROM THEM. 459 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,647 FORGIVING OTHER PEOPLE 460 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,150 IS THE EASY PART OF THE PROCESS. 461 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,319 IT'S LEARNING HOW TO FORGIVE OURSELVES THAT'S HARD. 462 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,686 - IT WAS TRUE. 463 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,757 LISSA WAS FAR WISER THAN PEOPLE KNEW. 464 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,393 - I BETTER GET BACK TO SHARE CIRCLE AND EXPLAIN THINGS. 465 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,529 BECAUSE IF PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS OF THE BIBLE, 466 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,664 CHRISTIANITY WILL NEVER SURVIVE. 467 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,799 [laughter] 468 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,168 [car horn honks] 469 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,171 [alternative music] 470 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,506 * 471 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,841 - YOU GOOD? 472 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,709 - YEP. - ME TOO. 473 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,811 I'M A TOTAL PRO AT ROLLING SOLO. 474 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,414 IN FACT, I'M GOING TO GO WATCH TV... 475 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,217 ALONE... AND ENJOY IT. 476 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,253 SEE, THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU IN CHURCH. 477 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,320 IT'S CALLED... 478 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,588 EVOLUTION. 479 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,224 * 480 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,460 - AND LIKE MY MOM, I HAD SOMEHOW EVOLVED TOO. 481 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,263 WHILE I HAD BEEN SEEKING ABSOLUTION FROM A HIGHER POWER, 482 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,665 WHAT I REALLY NEEDED WAS TO ABSOLVE MYSELF. 483 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,201 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MY PARENTS' SPLIT, 484 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,269 I DIDN'T FEEL SO ALONE. 485 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,703 [computer tone] 486 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:29,542 * 487 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,744 [computer tone] 488 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:40,353 -SO CAMP WASN'T ALL BAD? -AND, IT WASN'T ALL GOOD. BUT I WAS REMINDED BY SOMETHING 489 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,822 I HADN'T REALIZED WAS MISSING FROM MY LIFE. 490 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,524 COMPASSION. 491 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,559 - CONGRATULATIONS. 492 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:52,332 BUT I'M NOT AS ENLIGHTENED AS YOU. 493 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,202 IF YOU AND YOUR PSYCHO FRIENDS WANT TO WORSHIP ME, 494 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,503 THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SOME DECENT PICTURES 495 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,704 AND ACCURATE INFO. 496 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,407 - WHOA. YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 497 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,841 - DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 498 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,376 THAT'S MY JOB. 499 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,279 TAKE THIS. - I DON'T GET IT. 500 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,915 - IT'S PERTINENT INFORMATION FOR YOUR "CLUB." 501 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,517 EVERYTHING FROM MY CURRENT FACEBOOK INTERESTS 502 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,652 ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY FIFTH GRADE MYSPACE PAGE. 503 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,821 - TAKE IT OUTSIDE IS FOR LONELY KIDS 504 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,523 WHO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR COMPUTERS. 505 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,358 YOU SHOULD JOIN. 506 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,361 [quirky music] 507 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,296 * 508 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,333 - WE CAN BE FRIENDS. - REALLY? 509 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,735 - THIS WEEKEND, I REALIZED JESUS PUT YOU IN MY LIFE AS A TEST. 510 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,238 AND WHILE HIS CLASS IS TOTALLY HARD, 511 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,739 AND THERE ARE NO CLIFF NOTES, 512 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,841 AND IN REAL LIFE, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ABOVE A B-MINUS, 513 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,643 I'M DETERMINED TO GET AN "A." 514 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,246 - WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, 515 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,249 WHILE YOU WERE IN COUPLES COUNSELING WITH J.C., 516 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,384 AMY SNAKED YOUR SPOT IN THE PYRAMID. 517 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,852 - I'LL PRAY ON IT. 518 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,854 RIGHT AFTER I TAKE THAT SKANK DOWN. 519 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,359 H-HI. 520 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,926 UH, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? 521 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,362 - CATHARTIC. 522 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,897 YOURS? - NOT. 523 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,266 I AM SORRY ABOUT FRIDAY. 524 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,967 I WASN'T RAILING ON YOU TO JAKE. 525 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,002 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE LAME OR A BITCH, 526 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,571 AND I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING LIKE CRAP 527 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,439 THINKING THAT YOU THINK I THINK THAT. 528 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,974 DID THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? 529 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,542 - I GUESS WE BOTH HAD BEEN GOING THROUGH 530 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:10,910 OUR OWN CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE. 531 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,412 YOU DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 532 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,681 THINGS HAVE BEEN WEIRD... FOR BOTH OF US. 533 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,848 TRUCE? 534 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,450 - TRUCE. 535 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,686 - I WASN'T THE ONLY THING EVOLVING. 536 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,822 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MATTY WAS TOO. 537 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,558 - HEY. - HEY. 538 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,261 - I HAD FAITH THAT MATTY AND I HAD THE POTENTIAL 539 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,263 TO BE FRIENDS. 540 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,266 [alternative music] 541 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,701 * 542 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,769 IN THE VERY DISTANT FUTURE. 543 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,608 NEXT ON AWKWARD 544 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,942 I NEED SOME ADVICE. WHAT MAKES A PERFECT DATE FOR A VALENTINE? 545 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:43,943 - MATTY AND THAT FRESHMAN-- ARE THEY DATING? 546 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,878 - DATING? NO. 547 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,380 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT GIRL MATTY'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH? 548 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,515 - YES. - YES. 549 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,616 - DO YOU THINK SHE'S ATTRACTIVE? 550 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,950 - YES. - YES. 551 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,719 - MY FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 552 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,786 IT'S JUST THAT THIS NEW FRIEND DOESN'T REALLY 553 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,855 MEET MY OLD FRIEND'S STANDARDS. 554 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:56,889 - THEN WHY DO YOU SEEM SO JEALOUS? 555 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,591 - I'M NOT JEALOUS!