1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:05,073 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... - THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC? 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,074 - THAT FOOTAGE COULD SURFACE ANY MINUTE, 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,408 SO WE CAN TELL JAKE, 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:08,742 OR HE CAN SEE IT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,444 - JENNA WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS OTHER GUY. 6 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,046 - I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS FROM JAKE. 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,448 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT OTHER GUY ANYMORE. 8 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,085 MOM, DO YOU WANNA TELL HIM? - I WROTE THAT LETTER TO JENNA. 9 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,655 - GOOD MORNING, PALOS HILLERS, DON'T FORGET THE ASSEMBLY 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,623 IN THE SCHOOL GYM THIS MORNING. 11 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,825 - IN MY ROLE AS PART OF A NEWSOME TWOSOME, 12 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,828 I WAS LEARNING THAT SOMETIMES I HAD TO BE LED... 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,131 - ROSATI. 14 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,403 - AND SOMETIMES I HAD TO TAKE THE LEAD. 15 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,275 RELATIONSHIPS WERE ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE... 16 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,147 AND RESTRAINT. 17 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,616 I WAS TRYING TO THROW MYSELF INTO MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAKE 18 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,452 WITHOUT BEING THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND OF HIS PAST. 19 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,088 BUT LIKE A UNIBOOB IN A SPORTS BRA, 20 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,824 I WAS THE ONE BEING CONFINED... BY MY EX. 21 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,826 HE JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT REJECTION. 22 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,195 [siren wails] 23 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,431 - HOLLA! 24 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:06,534 V.P. MARKS IS IN THE HOUSE! 25 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,403 HEY, YOUR GRANDPA CALLED. HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK. 26 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:12,806 YO, SHORTY, WHY DON'T YOU TRY GROWING A FEW INCHES? 27 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,242 HEY, VAL, WHY'D YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? 28 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,443 IT LOOKS STUPID. 29 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:19,280 BULLYING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. 30 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,583 I WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THIS REQUIRED ASSEMBLY. 31 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:26,487 I AM PUMPED TO KICK OFF ANTI-BULLY AWARENESS WEEK, 32 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,824 WHICH CULMINATES WITH OUR 5K ON FRIDAY. 33 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:34,162 ANYONE ACTING LIKE A BULLY THIS WEEK 34 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,729 WILL RECEIVE A SCARLET "B" 35 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:39,467 AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE FOR SOME SERIOUS V.P. DISCIPLINE. 36 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,502 IT STANDS FOR VICE PRINCIPAL, 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,772 MY NEW POSITION, WHICH IS NO JOKE. 38 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,375 AND NEITHER IS DANCING FOR A CAUSE. 39 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:52,446 PLEASE WELCOME PALOS HILLS CHOREO CLUB: ZEUS TROUPE. 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:58,319 [cheers and applause] 41 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,254 - WHOO, GO, T.! 42 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,690 - [whistles] 43 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,693 - WAY TO SHOW OFF THE HONEY POT, LADIES. 44 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,299 [hip-hop music] 45 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:19,273 * 46 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,282 - RICKY! 47 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:31,252 RICKY, YOU ARE A SCUM DUMPSTER! 48 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,354 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 49 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,523 RICKY, I SWEAR! 50 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,891 LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 51 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,828 RICKY! LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 52 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,797 - AND MATTY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T LET GO. 53 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,238 - HOW DOES THAT RICKY SCHWARTZ GUY PULL SO MUCH TAIL? 54 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,740 - GIRLS ARE INTO CHEESE. - NO, HE'S JUST RELENTLESS. 55 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:56,544 LIKE MATTY, MY LIFE HAD BECOME A SERIES OF NEW COMPLICATIONS. 56 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,946 - LUNCH OFF CAMPUS? - YEAH, GOOD WITH ME. JENNA? 57 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,749 - MY BOYFRIEND'S BOY FRIEND WAS MY SECRET EX, 58 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,984 AND I WASN'T SURE HOW TO REMOVE THE THIRD WHEEL 59 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,253 FROM MY RELATIONSHIP. 60 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,254 GREAT! 61 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,721 - COOL. SEE YOU LATER. 62 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,696 - MATTY'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY. HAVE YOU NOTICED? 63 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,799 - IT WAS HARD NOT TO. MATTY WAS ALWAYS AROUND. 64 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,734 - DO YOU THINK HE'S DEPRESSED? 65 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,836 YEAH. IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. 66 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:27,675 BUT YOU'RE SOMETHING: ADORABLE. 67 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,610 - OH, NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT MATTY. 68 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,445 - DON'T. HE'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM. 69 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:32,813 - MATTY'S MY PROBLEM. 70 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,282 HE'S DEPRESSED, AND IT'S MY FAULT. 71 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,883 I CHOSE JAKE, AND NOW WE CAN'T BE ALONE 72 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,851 WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG TRYING TO TEMPT ME. 73 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,853 THE WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD. 74 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,856 - GET OVER YOU. HE'S NOT TRYING TO TEMP YOU. 75 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,958 HE PROBABLY FEELS LIKE THE BBF. 76 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,295 BACKBURNER FRIEND. AND I CAN RELATE. 77 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,629 EVER SINCE YOU FOUND JAKE 78 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:49,997 AND MING JOINED THE MAFIA, I'VE BEEN-- 79 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,632 - I DIDN'T PUT YOU ON THE BACKBURNER. 80 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,633 - YOU'VE BEEN SO SARAN-WRAPPED AROUND JAKE, 81 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,834 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 82 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,469 - I'M NOT CLINGY. MATTY IS. 83 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,970 - DO YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BBF? 84 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,439 BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR. 85 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,940 - NO, I WANT THE BFF TREATMENT. 86 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,610 - HERE IT IS: NOBODY LIKES A CLING-ON. 87 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,045 INCLUDING MY PANINI. 88 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,816 THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE CAMEL TOE. 89 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:09,750 SOAK IT IN. 90 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,352 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR UNITARD 91 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,721 IS ALREADY DOING THE JOB. 92 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,789 - AS TAMARA PREPARED TO OWN UP TO HER BEHAVIOR, 93 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,758 I WAS LEFT TO PROCESS MINE. 94 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,593 WAS I UNINTENTIONALLY BEING CRUEL TO MATTY 95 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,961 BY CLINGING ON TO JAKE? 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,931 - [sighs] GIVE ME SOME SPACE! 97 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,799 - TAMARA, THIS IS MRS. KAREY. 98 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,969 SHE'S OUR NEW GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, IN TRAINING. 99 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,505 YOU SHOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE OPENING UP TO HER, 100 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,607 BUT NOT SO OPEN THAT YOU FEEL EXPOSED 101 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,710 BECAUSE MRS. KAREY HASN'T BEEN FULLY VETTED JUST YET. 102 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:40,013 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S HER REAL NAME. 103 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:44,352 SO, TAMARA, CLEARLY YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES 104 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,786 RELATING TO MR. RICHARD SCHWARTZ. 105 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,656 - YES. RICKY'S A PIECE OF [bleep]. 106 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,392 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY. 107 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,060 - THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 108 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,629 THE PIG WAS PUBLICALLY DEEP-THROATING SOME SKANKSTER. 109 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:56,830 I BELIEVE MY RESPONSE WAS APPROPRIATE. 110 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,799 - ANGER IS NOT THE ANSWER. 111 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,702 SOMETIMES WE NEED A GENTLE REMINDER TO NOT LET 112 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:06,440 OTHER PEOPLE GET THE BETTER OF US. 113 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,476 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR. 114 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,745 - I WENT FULL-METAL SEQUINS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 115 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,614 DON'T YOU THINK THE EMBARRASSMENT OF MY OUTBURST 116 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,049 IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH? 117 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,553 - YES. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE UNTIL THE NEXT PUBLIC NIP SLIP 118 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,389 FOR YOU TO LIVE IT DOWN. 119 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,424 BUT I HAVE AN EXAMPLE TO SET. 120 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,760 IN MY NEW ROLE... 121 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,763 I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR DISCIPLINARY ACTION. 122 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,865 WHICH IS NONE OF MRS. KAREY'S BUSINESS, 123 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,468 SO I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN. 124 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,516 [scoffs] 125 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,059 YOU'LL PAY ME 20 BUCKS? 126 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,730 - I CAN MAYBE GET 30 BY THE END OF THE DAY. 127 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,465 - THAT WOULD BE A BRIBE, 128 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,966 WHICH WOULD BE WRONG TO TAKE IN EITHER ROLE. 129 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,503 IT'S ILLEGAL...AND NOT NEARLY ENOUGH MONEY. 130 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:12,005 TAMARA, YOU WILL BE VOLUNTEERING FOR THE 5K RUN/WALK 131 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,609 BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE A BULLY, AND YOU NEED TO RUN IT OFF. 132 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,177 I SHOULD SUSPEND HER. 133 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,580 IT'S A LOT OF PAPERWORK. 134 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,749 - HI, I'M A BULLY WORKING ON LETTING GO OF MY ANGER. 135 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,150 PLEASE SIGN UP FOR THE 5K 136 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,652 TO HELP PUT KIDS LIKE ME IN MY PLACE. 137 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,153 - YOU HAVE TO READ THAT? - YEAH. 138 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,621 EVERY DAY AT LUNCH. 139 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,624 - HEY, HAMILTON, YOU COMING TO LUNCH? 140 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,125 - DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY AND HELP? 141 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,360 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE A BACKBURNER FRIEND. 142 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,663 - I WOULD ONLY RELEGATE A BBF TO WORKING THIS LAME EVENT. 143 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,064 PLUS MING CAN GET ME, LIKE, 144 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,766 200 SIGNATURES WITH HER MAFIA CONNECTIONS, 145 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,067 SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. - THANKS, T. 146 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,003 - BUT, AS YOUR BFF, I MUST REMIND YOU, 147 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,905 BE KIND. 148 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,207 DON'T RUB YOUR NEW ROMANCE IN MATTY'S FACE. 149 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,676 NOBODY LIKES A RICKY. 150 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,043 - I'M NOT A RICKY. 151 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,745 I DIDN'T WANNA RUB MY RELATIONSHIP 152 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,514 OR ANYTHING ELSE IN MATTY'S FACE. 153 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,183 AND TO PROVE MY POINT, I TOOK THE BACK SEAT... 154 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,186 [alternative music] 155 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,854 * 156 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,957 I SHARED MY BETTER HALF... 157 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:11,932 * 158 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,005 AND I GAVE UP CONTROL. 159 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,908 I WAS CRAMPED, HUNGRY, AND HOT...IN THE WRONG WAY. 160 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,543 IN MY ATTEMPT TO SPARE MATTY'S FEELINGS, 161 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,011 I HAD SACRIFICED MINE. 162 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,980 MY MENAGE A TROIS HAD BECOME A MENAGE A FAUX PAS. 163 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,716 I WAS BEING CONSTANTLY REMINDED 164 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,250 OF MY LINGERING ATTRACTION TO MATTY. 165 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,053 BUT THANKFULLY, THREE WAS A MAGIC NUMBER AT HOME 166 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,688 ON A GOOD DAY. 167 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,024 SO DAD'S WORKING LATE... AGAIN. 168 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,195 - HE'S JUST BEEN TRYING TO GET AHEAD OF HIS CRAZY WORKLOAD. 169 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,932 - MY MOM COULD MAKE EXCUSES ALL NIGHT, 170 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,800 BUT I KNEW THE TRUTH. 171 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,602 EVER SINCE MY DAD FOUND OUT THAT SHE 172 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,204 WAS BEHIND THE CAREFRONTATION, HE HAD BEEN AVOIDING HER. 173 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,841 AND BY AVOIDING HER, I WAS GETTING THE RESIDUAL SHAFT TOO. 174 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,079 - I THINK HE NEEDS TO RELAX, TAKE THE STRESS OFF, 175 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:03,083 WHICH IS WHY I GOT HIM A SPECIAL SURPRISE. 176 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,986 - YOU BOUGHT DAD A HOT TUB? 177 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,988 - IT'S FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY. 178 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,591 - A HOT TUB EQUALED ONE THING: DESPERATION. 179 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:13,260 MY MOM WAS DESPERATE FOR MY FATHER'S ATTENTION, 180 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,895 AND HER SECRET WEAPON ALWAYS INVOLVED 181 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,764 LESS CLOTHING AND MORE SKIN. 182 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:20,968 [phone rings] 183 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,603 - HELLO? 184 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,171 - I'M SIGNING YOUR PARENTS UP FOR THE 5K. 185 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,306 IS THAT COOL? - IS THAT YOUR DAD? 186 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,175 - IT'S TAMARA, SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL RUN 187 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,843 THE 5K AGAINST BULLIES ON FRIDAY. 188 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,211 - I DON'T LIKE TO SWEAT IN PUBLIC, 189 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,813 BUT I'LL BE HAPPY TO MAKE A DONATION. 190 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,817 - OH, IT'S SO HARD TO GET PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT RUNNING. 191 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,919 HOW WAS LUNCH? - MATTY TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF 192 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,755 WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME. WHO DOES THAT? 193 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,156 - YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 194 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,792 BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOMEWRECK YOU. 195 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,159 AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, 196 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,294 I'M PLOTTING TO WRECK RICKY. 197 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,730 - NO, MATTY'S NOT THAT KIND OF GUY. 198 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,131 - MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 199 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,800 REJECTION BRINGS OUT THE DARK SIDE. 200 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,802 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 201 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,803 I AM FULLY AWARE THAT I'M A LOOSE CANNON RIGHT NOW, 202 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,738 AND MATTY MIGHT BE TOO. 203 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,707 - THERE'S NO WAY HE'S TRYING TO OVERTLY HURT MY RELATIONSHIP. 204 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,274 JAKE'S HIS BEST FRIEND. 205 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,010 - WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT PAY ATTENTION. 206 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,613 WHEN ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH HOTTIE ROSATI AGAIN? 207 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,280 - TONIGHT, HE'S COMING OVER TO WATCH A MOVIE. 208 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,618 - OR GET IN THE HOT TUB! - OR GET IN THE HOT TUB. 209 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,352 - HOT TUB? WHEN DID YOU GET A HOT TUB? 210 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,622 - WHEN MY MOM GOT DESPERATE. - I HEARD THAT. 211 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,824 - MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING. 212 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,626 - WELL, IF MATTY ENDS UP SITTING 213 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,193 ACROSS FROM YOU IN IT, THEN YOU'LL KNOW. 214 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,228 - KNOW WHAT? 215 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,631 - THAT HE'S TRYING TO SABOTAGE YOU. 216 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,700 - IF THERE'S ONE THING MATTY'S NOT, IT'S A SABOTEUR. 217 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,736 THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA WIND UP IN MY HOT TUB. 218 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,738 - LET'S CRANK UP THE HEAT! 219 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,973 - WE DIDN'T NEED TO. I WAS ALREADY BOILING. 220 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:37,711 SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE. 221 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,312 HE INVITED HIMSELF. 222 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,114 - IT WAS CLEAR MATTY WASN'T JUST CLINGING ON TO ME. 223 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,083 HE WAS CLINGING ON TO JAKE. 224 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,654 BECAUSE IF HE COULDN'T HAVE ME, HE DIDN'T WANT JAKE TO EITHER. 225 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,121 IT WAS TEXTBOOK SABOTAGE. 226 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,158 - DUDE, DID YOU PEE? - NO. 227 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,826 I DID NOT PEE. 228 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,736 - JENNA, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 229 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,272 - GLADLY. 230 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,740 WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR? 231 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,941 - I WASN'T SNEAKING. 232 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,309 I WAS JUST TRYING TO AVOID YOUR MOM. 233 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,278 - THAT'S SNEAKING. 234 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,146 - HOLD UP, WHO'S THE DAD HERE? 235 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,649 WHEN DID WE GET A HOT TUB, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN IT 236 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,184 WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND? 237 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,720 - SECRET EX-BOYFRIEND, AND THE TITLE'S DEBATABLE. 238 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,288 WE NEVER FULLY DTR'D. 239 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,390 - JENNA, SPARE ME THE DETAILS. I DON'T WANNA KNOW THEM. 240 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,660 WHAT I DO WANNA KNOW IS WHY WE HAVE A HOT TUB. 241 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,796 - IT WAS MOM'S IDEA, AND SHE SUGGESTED WE USE IT. 242 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:29,963 - WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOUR MOM? 243 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,431 - BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN M.I.A. 244 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,833 SO CAN YOU PLEASE STICK AROUND 245 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,735 AND HELP ME GET MATTY OUT OF HERE? 246 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,670 - SO YOU CAN BE ALONE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? 247 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,706 NO. 248 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,777 BUT I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER. 249 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:47,280 - DID SOMEONE JUST PEE? 250 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,151 - THAT WOULD BE ME. 251 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,087 [pop music] 252 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,458 * 253 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,827 - OH! 254 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,361 - IT'S GETTING LATE. - OKAY. 255 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,429 - YEAH, AND I'M HIS RIDE. THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 256 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,430 THANKS FOR HAVING US. 257 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:11,338 * 258 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,912 - YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BOUGHT OUR DAUGHTER A SEX SWING. 259 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,882 TAKE IT BACK. 260 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,920 [bell rings] 261 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,956 - T., YOU WERE RIGHT. 262 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,457 MATTY'S TOTALLY TRYING TO HOMEWRECK MY RELATIONSHIP, 263 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,292 AND IT'S WORKING. 264 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,361 I HAVEN'T HAD A MOMENT ALONE WITH JAKE IN OVER A WEEK. 265 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,295 - I KNEW IT. 266 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,765 IT TAKES A SABOTEUR TO KNOW A SABOTEUR. 267 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,200 ALTHOUGH MATTY'S A LITTLE MORE AMATEUR HOUR THAN I AM. 268 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,170 HI, I'M A BULLY WHO NEEDS TO WORK ON HER ANGER. 269 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,973 SIGN HERE IF YOU THINK RICKY SCHWARTZ IS A DOUCHE. 270 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:49,810 - WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE? 271 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:53,180 TAMARA, THIS IS SCHOOL OUTREACH, NOT SCHOOL OUTRAGE. 272 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,983 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SIGNING PEOPLE UP FOR THE 5K, 273 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,952 NOT "RICKY SCHWARTZ CAN KISS MY ASS." 274 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,955 - I'M DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED. 275 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:05,158 - RICKY SCHWARTZ USED ME FOR RIDES AT BAND PRACTICE, 276 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,894 AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE CHAIR. 277 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,528 - RICKY SCHWARTZ CALLED US ALL BEAUTIFUL, 278 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,330 SO WE WOULD CUP HIS BALLS. 279 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,967 - RICKY SCHWARTZ SAID I'D LOOK SEXY WITH BANGS. 280 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,102 I DON'T. 281 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,906 - YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP THIS. 282 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,174 SUSPENSION PAPERWORK IS NO JOKE. 283 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,976 I HAVE TO FILL OUT THE FRONT AND THE BACK. 284 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,812 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHADOWING ME! 285 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,081 NOT OVERSHADOWING ME! 286 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,218 - YOU ARE SUCH A NOVICE. PAPER LEAVES A TRAIL. 287 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,120 START AN ANONYMOUS TWITTER CAMPAIGN. 288 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,856 YOU'VE GOTTA GO BIG OR GO HOME. - WHICH SHOULD BE YOUR MOTTO. 289 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,825 YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON WE'RE HAVING THIS EVENT. 290 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,193 IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE SADIE SAXTON WALK/RUN, 291 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,561 AND YOU COULD SURE USE THE CARDIO. 292 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,331 - SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. - OH, YES, SHE DID. 293 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,400 AND NORMALLY, I WOULD RIP HER TO SHREDS, 294 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,170 BUT SHE'S ANGRY, AND I GET IT. 295 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,139 PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU TO LET GO OF YOUR ANGER, 296 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,274 BUT ANGER CAN BE A GREAT MOTIVATOR. 297 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,444 IF YOU WANNA SABOTAGE SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TO BE SMART. 298 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,447 FIND OUT WHAT THEIR ACHILLES HEEL IS, AND CUT INTO IT. 299 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,550 YOU'RE A PRO AT CUTTING. [laughs] 300 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,453 YOU CAN SHOW HER. 301 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,024 NOW WATCH THE MASTER WORK. TAKE LISSA. 302 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,226 SOME WOULD SAY SHE REJECTED ME, 303 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,029 BUT I WOULD SAY SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE REPLACED. 304 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,264 YOU ARE SO PRETTY, WE SHOULD 305 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,498 TOTALLY HANG OUT ON MY DAD'S BOAT. 306 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,902 - REALLY? - NO. BUT WATCH. 307 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,470 LISSA WILL BE TURNING AROUND TO LOOK AT US 308 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,073 IN THREE...TWO...ONE. 309 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,178 - BITCH HAD A POINT. 310 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,146 MATTY DIDN'T WANT ME TO REPLACE HIM. 311 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,147 SO IF I WAS GOING TO GET HIM TO BACK DOWN, 312 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,617 I WOULD HAVE TO ENGAGE IN MAJOR DISPLAY OF PDA, 313 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,252 AND I WOULD DO IT BY... 314 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,454 [pop music] 315 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,024 TAKING THE FRONT SEAT... 316 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,094 NOT SHARING MY BETTER HALF... 317 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,630 * 318 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,366 AND REGAINING CONTROL. 319 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,403 * 320 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,916 - I THINK I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. - BYE. 321 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,250 - YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU LATER, MAN. 322 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,452 - I FINALLY BEAT MATTY AT HIS OWN GAME. 323 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,388 SADIE WAS RIGHT. ANGER WAS A GREAT MOTIVATOR. 324 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,058 - YOU'VE BEEN REALLY AFFECTIONATE LATELY. 325 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,993 - YOU BRING IT OUT IN ME. 326 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,596 - YEAH, I--I OFTEN DRIVE WOMEN WILD WITH DESIRE. 327 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,435 AND WHILE I'M REALLY LOVING WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, 328 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:33,306 UM, UH, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON. 329 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,309 IT'S MATTY. 330 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,511 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 331 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,013 - IT'S OKAY. 332 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,448 HE CAN BE REALLY STANDOFFISH AT FIRST, 333 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,183 BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM LIKE I KNOW HIM, 334 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,217 YOU'LL LOVE HIM. 335 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,452 - THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. 336 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,956 IF JAKE KNEW JUST HOW WELL I KNEW MATTY, HE WOULDN'T LOVE ME. 337 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,992 - I LOVE YOU. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 338 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,427 I'M JUST GONNA STAY AT YOUR GRANDPARENTS' FOR A FEW DAYS. 339 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,430 - YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LET HIM LEAVE? 340 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,232 - HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE SPACE. 341 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,701 - EVERYONE COULD USE A LITTLE SPACE. 342 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,570 - EVERYONE BUT ME. 343 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,305 WHILE I DIDN'T LIKE BEING SUFFOCATED IN MY RELATIONSHIP, 344 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,141 I COULD HAVE USED A LITTLE LESS OXYGEN AT HOME. 345 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,676 - SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 346 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,578 YOU'RE PUTTING JENNA IN THE MIDDLE. 347 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,413 - LACEY, YOU PUT HER THERE. - NO, I MADE A MISTAKE. 348 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,215 YOU ALWAYS SAID MY ABILITY TO TAKE RISKS 349 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,117 WAS WHAT YOU LOVE MOST ABOUT ME. 350 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,019 - THIS ISN'T ABOUT GETTING A BUTTERFLY TATTOO. 351 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,521 YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE. 352 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,655 - MY LIFE ISN'T RUINED. 353 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,658 I'M FINE. 354 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,495 BUT YOU'LL RUIN IT IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH A BULLY. 355 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,368 GOD. 356 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,270 NO ONE GETS TO ESCAPE IF I DON'T. 357 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,543 DON'T WORRY! I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS 358 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,744 A FEW TIMES WITH MY PARENTS, 359 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,679 AND THE FIRST SEPARATION NEVER TAKES. 360 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,181 IF HE WAS REALLY LEAVING, 361 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,216 THERE WOULD BE SOME SORT OF GRAND GESTURE. 362 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,651 MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO DISNEY WORLD. 363 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,720 IF YOU GET A CAR, THEN THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 364 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,322 - I WISH I COULD GET MATTY A CAR, 365 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,324 SO JAKE AND I COULD DIVORCE HIM. 366 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,325 - KEEP THE CAR. 367 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,560 USE IT TO RUN HIM OVER. 368 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,162 - TAMARA WAS ON TO SOMETHING, 369 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,031 BUT MAYBE THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY 370 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,532 TO GET MATTY OUT OF MY HAIR. 371 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,700 ONE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME 50 TO LIFE. 372 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,703 HEY, WE NEED TO TALK. - YEAH, WE DO. 373 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,139 - APPARENTLY HE WAS UP TO SPEED 374 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,041 ON THE INTENT OF THOSE FOUR WORDS, 375 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,542 SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO WASTE TIME WITH GENTLE PLEASANTRIES. 376 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,144 I COULD GO AGGRO. 377 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,678 WOULD YOU PLEASE BUTT OUT OF MY RELATIONSHIP 378 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,247 AND STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME? 379 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,615 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE WINKS. 380 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,284 THE "ACCIDENTAL" TOUCHING. 381 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,286 NUDING UP EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. 382 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,488 YOU HAVE NICE ABS, I GET IT. 383 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,624 - YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO LURE YOU AWAY FROM JAKE? 384 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,327 - YES! - YOU'RE CRAZY. 385 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,063 LIKE I WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS? 386 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,430 NO, NO, JAKE WANTS ME TO. 387 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,367 I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE, 388 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,369 BUT IT IS HARD WITH YOU ALWAYS BEING SO... 389 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,503 - DON'T SAY IT. - CLINGY. 390 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,572 - I AM NOT CLINGY. 391 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,340 YOU'RE THE CLING-ON. - HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, 392 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,209 BUT THE ONLY NEW VARIABLE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP IS YOU. 393 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,411 I'VE BEEN HANGING WITH JAKE SINCE I WAS TEN. 394 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,780 - DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME! - JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS. 395 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:58,385 - WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS! 396 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,653 - THERE WILL BE NO YELLING IN THIS HALLWAY! 397 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,090 YOU'RE STILL MY GIRL. SEE YOU AT THE 5K. 398 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,791 - COULD IT BE THAT THE PERSON SABOTAGING MY RELATIONSHIP 399 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,160 WITH JAKE WAS ME? 400 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,561 IF MATTY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, 401 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,331 THEN MATTY WASN'T THE THIRD WHEEL, I WAS. 402 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,105 - COME ON, LADIES. 403 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,406 IT'LL BE THE BEST THREESOME OF YOUR LIFE. 404 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,608 GIRL ON GIRL ON RICKY. 405 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,344 - OKAY, THAT WON'T HELP. 406 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379 ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS TO BULLY HIM HAVE BACKFIRED. 407 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,116 YOU'VE ONLY MADE HIM MORE POPULAR. 408 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,517 - HEY! 409 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,286 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, BUT IT SUCKED BALLS. 410 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,256 IT DIDN'T WORK. 411 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,528 - SAYS WHO? 412 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,563 - SON OF A BITCH, YOU PLAYED ME! 413 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,432 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 414 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,435 [pop music] 415 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:53,140 * 416 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,474 - HEY! 417 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,809 WHAT IS WITH THE HOOKER SHOES AROUND THE KIDS? 418 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,311 THIS IS A TRACK, NOT A STRIPPER POLE! 419 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,579 YOU'RE FIRED! 420 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,682 * 421 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,517 - THIS IS ADULT BUSINESS, OKAY? 422 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,287 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND... IT. 423 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,424 - HEY. - HI. 424 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,859 - MATTY TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS TALKED. 425 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,860 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 426 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,163 - THAT YOU AND I MIGHT NEED 427 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,664 TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 428 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,199 ALONE. 429 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,168 SO LET'S HANG TONIGHT. 430 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,535 FEEL FREE TO BRING 431 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,471 MORE OF THAT "CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF JAKE" ACTION. 432 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,839 - MM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, 433 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,441 BUT TAMARA AND I ARE BULLIES IN NEED 434 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,310 OF A SERIOUS ATTITUDE MAKEOVER 435 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,180 THAT ONLY FROZEN YOGURT CAN PROVIDE. 436 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,549 SO YOU HANG OUT WITH MATTY TONIGHT WITHOUT ME. 437 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,717 YOU DON'T NEED A CLINGY GIRLFRIEND, 438 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,751 AND I DON'T NEED TO BE ONE. 439 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,389 - MAYBE I LIKE BEING CLUNG TO. 440 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,624 - HEY, YOU WANNA WALK THIS THING OR WHAT? 441 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,926 - NOT REALLY. WE'RE OFF THE HOOK. 442 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,396 - OH, THANK GOD. 443 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,331 PIZZA? - YEAH. 444 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,799 I'M GONNA CHANGE, I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARKING LOT. 445 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,767 - MWAH. 446 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,872 I'M SORRY FOR ACTING CRAZY. 447 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,908 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY RELATIONSHIP. 448 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,843 - IT'S COOL. 449 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,580 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS 5K PARTY STARTED! 450 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,217 [gunshot] 451 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,384 - WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 452 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,519 I'M BEING FORCED TO WALK THIS 453 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,586 BECAUSE I YELLED AT YOU. 454 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,388 - GOOD. 455 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,699 - NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN. - WHAT? 456 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:31,538 - YOU WERE TOTALLY SABOTAGING THEM. 457 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,507 I KNOW THE SIGNS. 458 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,246 [alternative music] 459 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248 * 460 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,889 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 461 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:54,627 - GETTING A LITTLE EXERCISE FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 462 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,896 NOBODY LIKES A BULLY. 463 00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,633 - WHO YELLS AT HER BOYFRIEND'S FRIENDS. 464 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,603 - OR WRITES HARSH LETTERS TO HER DAUGHTER. 465 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,709 YOUR DAD LEFT TODAY. 466 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,312 HE'S AT GRANDMA'S. 467 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,282 - IT'S NOT JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, IS IT? 468 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,018 - NO. 469 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:26,793 * 470 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,031 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL! 471 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,468 YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! 472 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,636 [both laugh] 473 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,340 NEXT ON AWKWARD 474 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,342 I'VE GOT THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. DOUBLE DATE THIS WEEKEND. 475 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,843 I'M GONNA FIX YOU UP. - I CAN'T. 476 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512 I'M GOING TO CHURCH CAMP. - WELL, IF THEY TELL YOU 477 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,846 TO DRINK THE KOOL-AID AND TAKE A NAP, DON'T. 478 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,381 - SHE'S THE GIRL WE'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR. 479 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,816 REMEMBER? THE HARLOT WHO STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. 480 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,919 - THERE WAS A SOLID CHANCE I WOULD FIND COMFORT 481 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,689 BEING EMBRACED BY A COMMUNITY OF LOVING...HATERS. 482 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,958 - HO BAGS ARE RELEGATED TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.