1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,604 LAST SEASON ON AWKWARD 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:04,738 NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU. 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:05,839 - THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 4 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:08,376 - JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 5 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,443 - "A FRIEND?" 6 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:12,246 SOMETIMES BEING A TEENAGER MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE. 7 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,448 ASPIRIN, TAKE ME AWAY. [screams] 8 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,351 - OUR DAUGHTER IS SUICIDAL. - I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 9 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,487 - THE LOSER WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT HER. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,822 - I LOVE THAT GIRL. - BETTER HIDE THE KNIVES. 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,791 - WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH ME? 12 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,559 - YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACKBONE. 13 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,161 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. 14 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,796 - YOU'RE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP? 15 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,765 - WHO...THE [bleep] INVITED YOU? 16 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,434 - I DID. 17 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,702 - HE'S TAKING YOU PUBLIC, OUTING YOU AS A COUPLE. 18 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,504 - ARE YOU AND MATTY TOGETHER? 19 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,573 - LOOKS LIKE MATTY INVITED A LOT OF PEOPLE. 20 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:40,674 - YOU HAVE TO BE HOME RIGHT AWAY? 21 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,443 - I HAVE A FEW HOURS TO KILL. 22 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,278 I'M NOT GONNA HOOK UP WITH MATTY AGAIN UNTIL WE DTR. 23 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,347 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP. 24 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,516 - YOU PROMISED NOT TO HOOK UP AGAIN WITHOUT CLARITY. 25 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,451 YOU BETTER GET IT SOON BEFORE YOUR DUMPSTER HUMPING 26 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,785 WITHOUT A SAFETY NET. 27 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,521 - ARE WE...TOGETHER? 28 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,389 - YOU'RE NOT THE OBJECT OF HIS AFFECTION. 29 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,657 - YOU'RE EASY TO TALK TO. 30 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,259 - I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. 31 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,760 YOU THINK MATTY KNOWS JAKE KISSED ME? 32 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,395 - NO WAY. GUYS DON'T TALK. 33 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,131 - I KISSED JENNA HAMILTON. - WHAT? 34 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,465 - SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ME IN PRIVATE, 35 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,467 BUT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME IN PUBLIC? 36 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,136 FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT, MATTY, 37 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,403 BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SECRET. 38 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,639 - I'M SO GLAD I WROTE YOU THAT LETTER. 39 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,208 - JAKE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 40 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,443 - WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE THINGS 41 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,478 THAT HAPPEN TO US, SWEETHEART, BUT... 42 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,147 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTROL HOW YOU FEEL. 43 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,481 - THE REASON THAT I KEEP BRINGING UP OUR KISS 44 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,150 IS BECAUSE I LIKE LIKE YOU. 45 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,617 - I WAS JUST NOMINATED 46 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,286 FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER FORMAL PRINCESS. 47 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,420 - AH! 48 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,755 - AH, YOU JUST MISSED HER. 49 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,323 - I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI WAS THE GUY 50 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,491 YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT. - YEP. 51 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,160 JAKE'S MY DATE. 52 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,428 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S TOO LATE. 53 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,364 MOM? 54 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,269 IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 55 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,171 AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, 56 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,505 NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING... 57 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,240 EXCEPT FOR MY MOUSE, 58 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,709 WHICH WASN'T WIRELESS OR WORKING AND DRIVING ME INSANE, 59 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,345 BECAUSE EVEN MY KEYBOARD WAS ACTING INANE. 60 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,882 USING PLUSES FOR "T"s, EXCLAMATIONS FOR "I"s, 61 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,685 I HOPED SANTA WOULD BRING A LAPTOP SURPRISE. 62 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,188 EITHER PIXELS OR PRINT MY BLOG WOULD BE FINE, 63 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,357 BUT I NEEDED A BREAK TO START THINKING OFFLINE. 64 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,726 THINKING ABOUT WHAT I FOUND POST THE DANCE. 65 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:08,462 THINKING HOW I FOUND IT BY CHANCE. 66 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,698 I FINALLY UNVEILED WHO HAD SCRIPTED THE LETTER. 67 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,933 IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW... WHO SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. 68 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,402 NOT LISSA, 69 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,436 NOT MING, 70 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,271 NOT TAMARA, NOT SADIE, 71 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,940 NOT MATTY, NOT DADDY, 72 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:24,312 BUT THE LADY WHO MADE ME. 73 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:30,818 SO FOR OVER A WEEK, I DEBATED MY ACTION. 74 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,520 WOULD I FORGIVE OR FORGET? 75 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,356 OR FOCUS ON... DISTRACTION? 76 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,225 LIKE DECORATING FIVE DOZEN COOKIES 77 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:40,961 WITH SUGAR AND SPICE. 78 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,664 OR WATCHING EVERY MOVIE ON PAY-PER-VIEW. 79 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,833 TWICE. 80 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,669 AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED TO PREOCCUPY MY MIND, 81 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,971 I WOULD HELP JAKE ROSATI WORK ON HIS GRIND. 82 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,374 THIS IS FRUSTRATING. MAYBE WE SHOULD-- 83 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,975 - TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES? - OR GO INSIDE. 84 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,645 BEFORE MY DAD GETS SUSPICIOUS. 85 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,647 - RIGHT. 86 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,249 - IT'S GETTING LATE, I SHOULD GO. 87 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,550 - ONLY IF YOU PROMISE 88 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,884 TO OPEN MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TONIGHT. 89 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,519 - OH. WHERE CAN I FIND IT? 90 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,887 - YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOMETHING ARRIVING VIA EMAIL. 91 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,356 - OH. 92 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,892 [computer dings] 93 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,661 CONSIDERING VACATION DAYS WERE LIKE DOG YEARS, 94 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,863 JAKE AND I WERE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF COMMON LAW STATUS. 95 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,266 SO MAKING US ONLINE OFFICIAL 96 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,500 SEEMED LIKE A FORMALITY. 97 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,602 AND YET, I WAS AFRAID. 98 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,572 WOULD JAKE STILL ACCEPT ME IF HE KNEW MY OWN MOTHER DIDN'T? 99 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,006 I NEED CLARITY AND AN-- 100 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,608 - EXPLANATION? 101 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,010 WHY DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION? 102 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,279 - I'M NOT A DOUCHEBAG. 103 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,414 AM I? - NO. 104 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,483 - BUT THE JURY WAS STILL OUT ON MY MOTHER. 105 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,585 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL WRAPPED UP HERE, SO-- 106 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,720 - NOT SO FAST. 107 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:43,491 I HAVE ONE MORE GIFT FOR YOU. 108 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,763 OH, YOU MISSED THE CARD. HERE. 109 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:56,770 "THIS IS WHO YOU ARE." 110 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,040 I NEVER WANT YOU TO FORGET HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME. 111 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,743 - I COULDN'T. SHE PUT IT IN WRITING. 112 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,045 OF THE CAREFRONTATION KIND. 113 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,047 THANKS. 114 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,782 - THIS IS SOMETHING TO REMIND YOU 115 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,851 HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE TO ME. 116 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,633 - HOW SHOULD I DRESS TONIGHT? 117 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,435 - SEXIFIED. 118 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,902 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE AND YOU HAVE A DATE, 119 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,004 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SWAP SALIVA. 120 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,073 THE ONLY THING I'M GUARANTEED IS A PROZAC ATTACK. 121 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,376 I CAN'T BELIEVE RICKY'S HOLED UP IN HAVASU 122 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,945 WITH HIS GRANDMA WHEN WE'RE FINALLY COMMIT LEGIT. 123 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,647 - OH, YOU GUYS DTR'ED? 124 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,081 - HE SEXTED ME A PICTURE OF HIS HAND 125 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,083 WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS, "WE MISS YOU." 126 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,018 THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP. WE'RE TOGETHER. 127 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,921 NOW, YOU, YOU NEED AN OUTFIT THAT PLAYS UP YOUR ASSETS. 128 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,823 OH! BORROW SOMETHING FROM YOUR MOM. 129 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,692 GUARANTEED SHE HAS SOMETHING TO BOOST YOUR BITTIES. 130 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,827 - I'M NOT SURE MY MOM'S STYLE SENDS THE RIGHT MESSAGE-- 131 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,563 WITH WORDS OR CLOTHES. 132 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,565 I STILL HADN'T TOLD TEE THAT MY MOM WROTE THE LETTER. 133 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,099 I HADN'T TOLD ANYONE, 134 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,668 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO HATE MY MOM 135 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,069 UNTIL I FIGURED OUT IF I DID. 136 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,937 - HELLO? - I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 137 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,406 SEE YOU SOON. 138 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,375 - WHERE YOU GOING? 139 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,843 - A PARTY. 140 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,111 - WELL, YOUR DAD AND I WERE JUST GONNA 141 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,648 TAKE YOU TO A MOVIE. - SORRY. 142 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,485 - ARE YOU GOING WITH JAKE? - YEP. 143 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,019 - IS HE A GOOD KISSER? - MOM! 144 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:22,890 - WELL, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO I WAS YOUR AGE. 145 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,992 YOU CAN TALK TO ME... ABOUT ANYTHING. 146 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,028 - I WASN'T READY TO TALK UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO SAY. 147 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,398 SO THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MOM OUT OF MY HAIR 148 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,732 WAS TO DO IT. 149 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,134 I GOTTA DO MY HAIR. 150 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,405 - NEED HELP? - NOPE. 151 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,507 - IF I WAS A PARANOID PERSON, 152 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,975 I WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID ME. 153 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,411 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 154 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,745 [turns blow-dryer on] 155 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,414 - WELL, FOR STARTERS, 156 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,549 YOU'VE BEEN REALLY DISTANT THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 157 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,117 I CAN TELL WHEN SOMETHING'S EATING YOU UP, 158 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,420 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 159 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,888 I DETECTED SOMETHING MISSING, 160 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,758 AND REALIZE YOU MUST'VE SEEN IT. 161 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,793 THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY, 162 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:00,928 SO I'LL JUST COME OUT WITH IT. 163 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,796 - SHE WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS. 164 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,799 - I NOTICED YOU AND JAKE WEREN'T ONLINE OFFICIAL. 165 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:10,037 IT TAKES A WHILE FOR BOYS TO COMMIT. 166 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,874 WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO IT. 167 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,476 DO YOU KNOW HIS PASSWORD? 168 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,844 [turns blow-dryer higher] 169 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,114 - IN FOUR SHORT MONTHS, I HAD EVOLVED. 170 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,050 I'D GONE FROM THAT GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF 171 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,719 TO THAT GIRL WHO HAD A DATE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 172 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,489 BUT FOR SOME REASON, NEW JENNA STILL COULDN'T SHAKE 173 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,823 FEELING LIKE THE OLD ONE. 174 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,844 "WHAT'S LEFT TO BE RESOLVED?" 175 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:55,483 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! HA HA. 176 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,585 HI, HI. WELCOME. 177 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,920 - I HADN'T SPOKEN TO MATTY SINCE THE DANCE, 178 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:04,024 AND I WAS WORRIED THAT SEEING HIM WOULD BE... 179 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,893 WEIRD. 180 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,227 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 181 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,830 LET'S GET A DRINK IN YOUR HAND. 182 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,665 - DEBRIEF. NOW! 183 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,033 - MATTY DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH. 184 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,002 HE JUST JET SKIED PASSED HIS HEARTACHE. 185 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,170 - YEAH, THOSE FIST BUMPS WERE NOT PAINED. 186 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,072 - OKAY, I GOT THE MEMO. HE'S FINE, BUT I'M NOT. 187 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,775 SOMEONE'S READING MY BLOG. I GOT A COMMENT TONIGHT. 188 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,044 - HOW? - IT'S ON A PUBLIC SITE. 189 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,513 - I KNEW IT. WHICH ONE? 190 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,014 - IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. I HID IT. 191 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,649 - WHY'D YOU MAKE IT PUBLIC IN THE FIRST PLACE? 192 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,883 - I DON'T KNOW! I DIDN'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. 193 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,685 IT WAS ANONYMOUS... SORT OF. 194 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,020 SO IT'S NOT ONE OF YOU GUYS? 195 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,522 - LIKE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS ME. 196 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,557 I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET FOR [bleep]. 197 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,125 - TRUE. 198 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,760 - SO DO YOU THINK IT'S SOMEONE WE KNOW? 199 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,695 - MOST LIKELY, IT'S SOME CREEPY OLD PERV. 200 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,130 LIKE PENG HUANG. - WHO? 201 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,866 - MY DAD. I FOUND PORN ON MY LAPTOP. 202 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,200 - [gasp] EW! 203 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,737 YOUR DAD TICKLES HIS PICKLE ON YOUR-- 204 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,238 - JUDGE ALL YOU WANT, BUT AT LEAST NOW 205 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,842 I HAVE LEVERAGE... SORT OF. 206 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,710 I'M STILL GETTING PICKED UP BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 207 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,712 SO WHILE YOU ALL KISS EACH OTHER, 208 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,013 I'M GONNA BE KISSING MY PILLOW. 209 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,683 - WITH YOUR DAD'S JOLLY JUICE. 210 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,652 - ON THAT VISUAL, I'M GETTING A DRINK. 211 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,554 - HI! 212 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,821 LOOK, IT'S A NEW YEAR, 213 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,723 AND I WANNA CLEAR THE AIR, 214 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,860 START FRESH, AND REPENT FOR MY SINS. 215 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,161 JENNA! 216 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,930 I'VE SINNED AGAINST YOU. 217 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,131 AND I'M SORRY. 218 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,267 - GREAT. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 219 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,205 - BUT I MEAN, I DID REALLY AWFUL THINGS TO YOU. 220 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,207 I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE A WHORE. 221 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,977 - DID YOU START THE "HAMILTON'S A WHORE" GROUP ONLINE? 222 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,012 - AS OF TOMORROW, IT'S COMING DOWN. 223 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,782 - GREAT, THANKS. I FORGIVE YOU. 224 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,149 GOOD TALK. - OH. 225 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,720 - YOU SEEM A LITTLE OFF BALANCE. 226 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,154 AND I THINK I KNOW WHY. 227 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,324 AT FIRST, I CONSIDERED IT TEMPORARY INSANITY 228 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,660 WHEN YOU LOCKED ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 229 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,329 BUT SINCE YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY CALLS OR TEXTS, 230 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,601 I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE YOU'RE BORDERING ON INSUBORDINATION. 231 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,203 THAT SAID, I'M OVER IT. 232 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,771 YOU'RE FORGIVEN. 233 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,339 - YOU THREATENED TO SHAVE MY HEAD. 234 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,341 - THIS IS WHAT WE DO. 235 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,278 YOU STEP OUT OF LINE, AND I SMACK YOU DOWN. 236 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,614 THEN YOU GET ME A LATTE. 237 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,949 - WELL, NOT THIS YEAR. 238 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,219 - SO YOU'RE WILLING TO BE FRIENDS WITH HAMIL-TOE 239 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,087 AND NOT ME? - EXACTLY. 240 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:18,792 BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK SKINNY. 241 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,662 - THAT IS SOMETHING A FRIEND WOULD SAY, BITCH! 242 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,230 - THE POWDER WAS SO FRESH, MAN. 243 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,700 EXCEPT ON THE BACKSIDE WHEN I BAILED DOWN SOME ICE. 244 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,135 BEST SNOWBOARDING OF MY LIFE. 245 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,803 - WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE. - NO DOUBT. 246 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,238 SO WHAT'D YOU DO OVER THE BREAK? 247 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,140 - OH, NOT MUCH. JUST CHILLED. 248 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,109 - OH, WITH HAMILTON? - A LITTLE. 249 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,211 - YOU GUYS TOGETHER NOW? 250 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,648 [phone rings] 251 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,352 - UH, NO, WE'RE NOT OFFICIAL OR ANYTHING. 252 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,254 JUST BEEN HANGING OUT. 253 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,890 - HELLO? - HEY, GIRL! 254 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,259 JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY NYE! 255 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,662 - VALERIE? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 256 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,096 YOU'VE NEVER CALLED MY CELL BEFORE. 257 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,932 - WELL, JENNA, THERE IS A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING. 258 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,768 A FIRST FOR CALLING YOUR BEST GIRL, 259 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,935 A FIRST FOR BEING STOOD UP. 260 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,804 - WERE YOU STOOD UP? 261 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,972 - NO! NO, GOD, NO. 262 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,807 I MEANT, IN THE HANDICAPPED SENSE 263 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,009 WHEN SOMEONE HAS TO LIFT SOMEONE ELSE OUT OF A WHEELCHAIR. 264 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,745 ANYWAY, WHERE ARE YOU CELEBRATING TONIGHT? 265 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,313 - UH, I'M A MATTY MCKIBBEN'S. 266 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,750 - RIGHT. NEW YEAR'S IS FOR LOVERS. 267 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,051 - I'M HERE WITH JAKE. 268 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,687 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA? 269 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,988 I MEAN, SOMEONE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION, 270 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,122 LIKE I HAD A DATE. 271 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,391 - VALERIE, I HAVE TO GO! - WHY! 272 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,729 - LOOK, I LET THE CAT OUT. 273 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,232 NEED SOME HELP? 274 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,867 - SURE. 275 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,402 - SO DID YOU HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY? 276 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,672 - YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. YOU? - YEAH. 277 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,408 SO...I KNOW I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE TO SAY THIS, 278 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,445 BUT I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DANCE. 279 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,348 I'M HOPING WE CAN BE FRIENDS ONCE WE GET SOME CLOSURE. 280 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,450 NOT THAT I'M SUGGESTING THAT YOU NEED CLOSURE. 281 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,085 BUT... 282 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,688 I DO. 283 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,791 SO...ARE WE CLOSED? 284 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,727 - NO. 285 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,836 I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE. 286 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,039 YOU WANT ANOTHER CHANCE? 287 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,341 - I KNOW I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. 288 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,209 BUT I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN. - I CAME WITH JAKE. 289 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,445 - BUT YOU CAN STAY... 290 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,947 WITH ME. 291 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,381 - IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 292 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,950 I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME, JENNA, 293 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,417 OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 294 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,153 - IT WAS TRUE. I HADN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT MATTY. 295 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,788 BUT I ALSO HADN'T ENTIRELY FORGIVEN HIM. 296 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,356 - JAKE SAID YOU GUYS WERE JUST HANGING OUT. 297 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,358 HE'LL UNDERSTAND ONCE WE EXPLAIN IT. 298 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,361 - WE? - OR ME. 299 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,396 I'LL TELL HIM. 300 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,134 OKAY, JUST MEET ME HERE AT MIDNIGHT... 301 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,070 AND WE'LL START OVER. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JAKE. 302 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,205 HE'LL UNDERSTAND ONCE... HE KNOWS. 303 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,911 - ONCE HE KNOWS WHAT? 304 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,280 - THAT I WAS WITH YOU FIRST. 305 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,515 - TECHNICALLY, MATTY WAS WITH ME FIRST. 306 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,918 AND TECHNICALLY, JAKE AND I WEREN'T OFFICIAL. 307 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,787 BUT IF EVERYTHING CAME DOWN TO TECHNICALITIES, 308 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,354 I WAS TECHNICALLY CONFUSED. 309 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,990 - I'M CONFUSED TOO. 310 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,825 - WHEN DID YOU ASK HER TO BE ONLINE OFFICIAL? 311 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,794 - ALMOST A WEEK AGO. AND SHE HASN'T EVEN RESPONDED. 312 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,161 - [scoffs] PUH-LEASE. 313 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,897 RICKY'S LEFT MY REQUEST IN CYBERSPACE 314 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,865 FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. 315 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,300 I SHOULD REALLY ASK HIM WHY. - DO IT NOW. 316 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,802 GET A LITTLE RESOLUTION BEFORE THE NEW YEAR. 317 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,403 - HE'S WITH HIS GRANDMA. 318 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,807 - WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN SHE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD. 319 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,545 - RICKY! YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP! 320 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:30,918 - I BETTER LIE IN WAIT NEARBY TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH. 321 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,485 - OOH! HEY, STRANGER. 322 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,487 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 323 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,023 - I ACCIDENTALLY LET THE CAT OUT. 324 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,424 - I DON'T THINK MATTY HAS A CAT. 325 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,926 - ANY MORE. 326 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,261 WHICH IS... EVEN MORE REASON TO FIND IT. 327 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,863 IT HAS ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN. 328 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,331 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 329 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,333 - FORGOTTEN WHAT? - TO RESPOND TO MY REQUEST. 330 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,968 - OH, RIGHT! I WAS TOTALLY GONNA DO THAT. 331 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,071 RIGHT AFTER I FOUND THE CAT. 332 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,906 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! 333 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,074 KITTY! 334 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843 - [gasp] KITTY? KITTY? 335 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878 IS THERE A KITTY? [gasp] I LOVE KITTIES. 336 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,148 MEOW. KITTY? MEOW. 337 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,018 MEOW! - GET UP, THERE'S NO CAT. 338 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,920 - SO I'VE BEEN THINKING. - IT WAS A FIRST. 339 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,055 - I KNOW HOW WE CAN BE EVEN. 340 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,223 - WE ARE EVEN. - NO, NO. 341 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,960 I'M TALKING OLD TESTAMENT EVEN. 342 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,494 IT'S CALLED AN EYE FOR AN EYE, 343 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,497 BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT A CHEEK FOR A CHEEK. 344 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,532 I SLAPPED YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO SLAP ME. 345 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,569 - UH-UH, I'M NOT GONNA SLAP YOU. - COME ON, SLAP ME! 346 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,538 [gasp] WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THAT. 347 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,140 - BEAUTIFUL, I SWEAR, 348 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,909 MY GRANDMA DROPPED ME OFF EARLY TO SURPRISE YOU. 349 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311 CALL HER. SHE'LL CONFIRM MY STORY. 350 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,980 - YOUR STORY? [chuckles] 351 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,115 YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP. 352 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,950 EAT [bleep], RICKY. 353 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,622 - 15 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT! 354 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,892 - THEY WERE 15 MINUTES THAT I WOULD NEVER FORGET. 355 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,295 JAKE NEEDED ACCEPTANCE, MATTY NEEDED AN ANSWER, 356 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,531 AND I NEEDED SOME AIR. 357 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,135 [car horn honking] 358 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,373 - I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CRISIS. 359 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,042 - YOU KNOW ABOUT MY CRISIS? 360 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,577 - WITH YOUR CAT. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND HER. 361 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,646 OR IS IT A HIM? TOMCATS CAN BE A LITTLE TRICKY. 362 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,050 WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS. 363 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,919 - VAL... THE CAT'S IMAGINARY. 364 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,154 - SO IS MY RELATIONSHIP. 365 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,555 OH! 366 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,424 "J," I AM TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP, 367 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,959 BEAT UP FROM THE FEET UP, 368 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,593 AND I NEED A CHECK UP FROM THE NECK UP. 369 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,329 ALOK STOOD ME UP. 370 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,331 I'M SORRY TO LAY THIS ON YOU BUT SUSAN'S OUT OF TOWN. 371 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,398 - WHO'S SUSAN? YOUR THERAPIST? 372 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,234 - NO, MY PSYCHIC. 373 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,402 I'M NOT GOOD AT FOLLOWING MY OWN INTUITION 374 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,971 WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS, 375 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,439 SO I NEED HER GUIDANCE. 376 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,640 - AND THERE'S NO WAY TO REACH HER BY PHONE? 377 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,408 AT THAT MOMENT, 378 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,676 I COULD'VE USED A LITTLE GUIDANCE FROM SUSAN MYSELF. 379 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,412 - NO, SHE WON'T GIVE OUT HER CELL. 380 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,114 OH, "J"... 381 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,682 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A TOOL. 382 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,318 ALOK SAID HE WANTED TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR TOGETHER, 383 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,555 SO I BOUGHT A NEW DRESS AND I GOT MY HAIR DONE. 384 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,224 - AND NOW IT'S UNRAVELED. 385 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:55,562 - NO. IT'S STILL INTACT. BUT MY HEART ISN'T. 386 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,332 - HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL YOU? - NO, HE DID A FEW TIMES. 387 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,034 BUT...I DON'T KNOW. 388 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,103 I JUST--I DON'T WANNA HEAR HIS EXCUSES, YOU KNOW? 389 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,205 I'VE HEARD 'EM ALL BEFORE. MY EX HAD A MILLION OF 'EM. 390 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,074 WHO BANGS THEIR HEAD AND HAS TO GO TO THE DOCTOR? 391 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:10,677 THERE WAS NO BLOOD. JUST A BUMP AND BLURRED VISION. 392 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,346 HE COULD'VE JUST SAID HE DIDN'T WANNA SEE STARS ON ICE. 393 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:17,184 - VAL, THIS IS YOUR EX, NOT MR. MISHRA, RIGHT? 394 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,120 - YEAH. 395 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,990 - YOU CAN'T LET YOUR PAST DISAPPOINT CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT. 396 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,492 IT'S HOLDING YOU BACK. 397 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195 AND MAYBE MY PAST DISAPPOINTMENT WAS HOLDING ME BACK TOO. 398 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,363 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW FROM WHO. - I SHOULD CALL HIM. 399 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,266 - DO IT. 400 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,004 - GET OUT OF MY CAR. 401 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,272 HAPPY NEW YEAR'S! 402 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,043 - 10! 403 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,046 all: 9... 404 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,317 8... 405 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:56,623 7... 406 00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:01,461 6... 407 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:05,065 5... 408 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:09,036 4... 409 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:13,206 3... 410 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,676 2... 411 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,213 1. 412 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,241 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALONE IN HERE? 413 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,381 - UM, GETTING DRUNK. 414 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,615 I JUST GOT DENIED. 415 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:59,319 - AH, LET ME GUESS. JENNA HAMILTON. 416 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,355 - YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 417 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,457 - IT'S [bleep] OBVIOUS. 418 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,693 YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING OVER THE FREAK FOR MONTHS. 419 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,361 WHY? I'LL NEVER KNOW. 420 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,365 YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME SORT OF SAVIOR COMPLEX. 421 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,833 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 422 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:18,105 DID SHE DIS YOU AGAIN FOR THE NILLA WAFER? 423 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,839 - YUP. 424 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,676 AND NOW I'VE BEEN RELEGATED TO SECOND STRING. 425 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,713 JUST TELL ME, HOW DO I JUST WATCH FROM THE SIDELINES? 426 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,249 - GET A THERAPIST. - COME ON, SADES. 427 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,817 I NEED TO TALK. - THEN TALK. 428 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,785 BUT NOT TO ME. 429 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,223 - WHY? 430 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,126 - ARE YOU SO DENSE THAT YOU CAN'T SEE 431 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,262 THAT I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOREVER? 432 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,864 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 433 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,800 BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TASTED THE BITTER PILL OF REJECTION? 434 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,402 WELL, I WON'T. 435 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,439 WELCOME TO MY CLUB. IT'S A LONELY, SAD, DEP-- 436 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,316 - SO...WHAT ARE YOUR RESOLUTIONS? 437 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,353 - I DIDN'T KNOW. THERE WERE TOO MANY TO PROCESS. 438 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,222 - THIS YEAR, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA SAY HIS NAME. 439 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,758 RICKY'S DEAD TO ME. OH, DAMN IT! 440 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,826 I JUST SAID RICKY. [bleep]! 441 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:18,665 - THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. 442 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,768 'CAUSE I'M WAY TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE. 443 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,436 OW! 444 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,805 - THIS YEAR, I'M GONNA BE ON TOP. 445 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:29,876 UNLESS I'M IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. 446 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:34,247 - I JUST DECIDED I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS. 447 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,183 I'M JUST GONNA LET THE YEAR SURPRISE ME. 448 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,591 - OH...MY...GOD. 449 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,397 OH, MY GOD. 450 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,666 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 451 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,305 YOU'RE TOTALLY OVERRATED. 452 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,742 OR... 453 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,877 AM I? 454 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,647 - THIS IS MY GRANDMA. TALK TO HER. 455 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,955 - HELLO? YES, BUT-- 456 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,392 HE DID? 457 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,228 HE IS A NICE BOY. 458 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,764 YOU TOO. 459 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,367 OH! I SHOULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT. I PUKED IN THE SINK. 460 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,769 ANYBODY HAVE ANY GUM? 461 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,574 - YOU, COME HERE! 462 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,880 - THAT WAS-- - AMAZING. 463 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:45,318 I KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME. 464 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,821 - YOU READY TO GO? - YES. 465 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,357 - I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE. 466 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,293 NOT UNTIL YOU-- 467 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,762 - HAPPY NEW YEAR. 468 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,365 - THANK YOU. 469 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,343 - MM. 470 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,744 - THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME TONIGHT. 471 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,313 - MM-HMM. 472 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:19,319 - AND, UH, THANK YOU FOR THE... CONDOMS? 473 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,688 WHO GOT CONDOMS FOR CHRISTMAS? 474 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,022 - ME. THEY'RE FROM MY DAD. 475 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,259 - WOW! WELL, THANK YOU, MR. HAMILTON. 476 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,695 LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD YEAR. 477 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,962 CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DAD GAVE YOU CONDOMS. 478 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,664 - YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HIS THING. 479 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,502 HE GAVE THEM TO THE LAST GUY I DATED TOO. 480 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:40,740 - OH. 481 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,908 SO YOU USE 'EM? 482 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,411 - YES...NO. 483 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,547 NOT ANY MORE, BUT I HAVE. 484 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,319 - COOL. 485 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,822 - IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I WAS IN LOVE... 486 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,690 YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED THEM. 487 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,661 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 488 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,673 - DO YOU WANT OUT? 489 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,511 - NO. 490 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:22,482 I'M ALL IN. 491 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,352 BUT ARE YOU? 492 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,755 - IT WAS OFFICIAL. 493 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,757 WE HAD DTR'ED FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. 494 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,725 AND I WAS LETTING GO OF MY FEAR. 495 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,927 MY FEAR OF REJECTION. 496 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,096 BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE. 497 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,098 AND EVEN IF ONLY ONE VIRTUAL STRANGER 498 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,800 KNEW THE WHOLE TRUTH, 499 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,402 IT WAS TIME TO GO PUBLIC 500 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:47,440 WITH WHAT I COULD NEITHER FORGIVE NOR FORGET. 501 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,908 - YES. 502 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,477 - THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 503 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,880 - AND...SHE'S FINALLY DOING HER HAIR 504 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,649 NOW THAT SHE HAS A BOYF-- 505 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,521 SARAH, I GOTTA GO. 506 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,529 NEXT ON AWKWARD 507 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,863 SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN AT THE SANCTUARY. 508 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:15,067 - BAD NEWS, DUDES. WE'VE BEEN TMZ'ED. 509 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,569 - CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE SCANDALOUS STUFF 510 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,804 THAT'S BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE? 511 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,639 - I AM BARELY OVER MY SUICIDE STIGMA. 512 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,107 I CAN'T BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WHO HOOKED UP ON TAPE. 513 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,442 - JENNA TOLD ME SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN. 514 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,743 - THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC? 515 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,011 - PLEASE DON'T TELL JAKE. 516 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,579 I CAN'T LOSE HIM TOO. 517 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,114 - I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU KNOW.