1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,271 >> PREVIOUSLY, ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:03,904 >> I GOT THE HEISMAN FROM JENNA. 3 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:04,472 DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING 4 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,539 WITH? 5 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,540 >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HIM? 6 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,741 >> I TRIED TO, BUT HE-- 7 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,576 >> TAKE CARE. 8 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:09,577 I'M NOT GOING TO FORMAL. 9 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:10,578 I DON'T HAVE A DATE, AND MY 10 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,046 NOMINATION WAS A JOKE. 11 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:12,813 >> AS FAR AS WINTER FORMAL'S 12 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,748 CONCERNED, YOU WON'T BE GOING. 13 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:15,616 >> WE SHOULD GO TO THE DANCE 14 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:16,617 TOGETHER. 15 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,420 >> I'M IN. 16 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,288 >> SOMEONE ONCE SAID 17 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,190 THAT IT'S CHOICE, NOT CHANCE, 18 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,692 THAT DETERMINES OUR DESTINY. 19 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,759 MY HEAD MADE THE CHOICE 20 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,428 TO END THINGS WITH MATTY. 21 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,529 BUT MY HEART? 22 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,697 MY HEART WAS STILL WAITING 23 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,065 FOR THE CHANCE THAT MY HEAD 24 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:31,532 MIGHT... 25 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,400 [knocking] 26 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,070 RECONSIDER. 27 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,171 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 28 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,772 >> I NEED YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 29 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,674 >> OKAY, I'M LISTENING. 30 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,750 >> I LOVE YOU. 31 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,860 >> I REALLY LOVE YOU. 32 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:00,728 >> WHAT? 33 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,395 >> OH, IT'S OKAY. 34 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,130 WE CAN SHARE. 35 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,297 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE. 36 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:07,135 >> BECAUSE WE CAN ALL SHARE. 37 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,636 >> THIS ISN'T REAL. 38 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,870 THIS ISN'T REAL. 39 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:10,871 THIS ISN'T REAL. 40 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,506 THIS ISN'T REAL. 41 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,542 >> THE AD DOES SEEM FAKE 42 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:15,843 AND CREEPY. 43 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:16,877 "WE CAN ALL SHARE." 44 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,846 WHO WANTS THAT? 45 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:19,880 >> WHAT ARE YOU READING? 46 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,648 >> THE MISSED CONNECTIONS 47 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,315 IN OUR AREA. 48 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,350 I'M SEEING IF ANYONE WAS 49 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,152 TOO SHY TO ASK ME TO THE FORMAL. 50 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,219 BUT THIS SITE IS CLEARLY 51 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,620 ONLY FOR PERVS. 52 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,721 GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE BUMPING 53 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,823 UGLIES WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WATCH? 54 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,525 >> I CAN, AND IT'S DISTURBING. 55 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,261 >> ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TONIGHT? 56 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,228 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING 57 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:34,728 TO YOUR FIRST FORMAL 58 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,430 WITHOUT ME. 59 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,298 >> I KNOW. 60 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,699 IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME. 61 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,134 >> WAIT. LISTEN TO THIS. 62 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,202 I'VE BLOWN IT OVER AND OVER 63 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,536 AGAIN, BUT IF YOU GIVE ME 64 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,904 ONE LAST CHANCE, I'LL SWEEP YOU 65 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:44,572 OFF YOUR FEET 66 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:45,239 ON THE DANCE FLOOR 67 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,707 AND FINALLY BE YOUR GUY. 68 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,641 [gasps] DOESN'T THAT SOUND 69 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,442 LIKE RICKY? 70 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,277 >> OR MATTY. 71 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,312 >> DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF. 72 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,746 IF MATTY HAD ANY GONADS, 73 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,814 HE'D FIGHT FOR YOU. 74 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,549 BUT HE DOESN'T, AND HE DIDN'T. 75 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,417 >> DO YOU THINK DESTINY IS 76 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,885 DETERMINED BY CHANCE OR CHOICE? 77 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,587 >> CHANCE. 100%. 78 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,721 IF DESTINY WAS BY CHOICE, 79 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,755 I WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED AN ASS 80 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:02,790 INSTEAD OF A MUSTACHE. 81 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,691 >> BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO ENDED 82 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,558 THINGS WITH MATTY. 83 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,659 MAYBE I MISDIRECTED FATE 84 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,594 AND MISSED MY CONNECTION 85 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,861 TO BE WITH HIM. 86 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:08,729 >> OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY 87 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,198 DEEP, AND IT'S FAR TOO EARLY 88 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:10,898 FOR ME TO PROCESS ANYTHING 89 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,566 MORE THAN YOUR MORNING BREATH. 90 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,234 [sniffs] 91 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,135 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS RANK. 92 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,807 >> DID I SCREW UP MY DESTINY, 93 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:20,308 OR WAS MY FATE SUPPOSED 94 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,410 TO STINK? 95 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,647 [keyboard clacking] 96 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,383 I'M THINKING I WANT TO WEAR 97 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,518 MY HAIR... 98 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,185 UP. 99 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,386 >> DOWN. 100 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,821 HONEY, YOU HAIR IS THE BEST 101 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,189 WEAPON IN THE FIGHT AGAINST 102 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,524 YOUR HERITAGE. 103 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,627 PRINCESSES DON'T HAVE BIG EARS. 104 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,761 JENNA'S BEEN NOMINATED FOR 105 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,896 SOPHOMORE WINTER PRINCESS. 106 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,265 >> I'D LIKE IT UP. 107 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,833 >> WITH ALL THAT HAIR ON TOP, 108 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,667 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOOK LIKE 109 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,835 A BOBBLEHEAD. 110 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,738 >> GOOD. 111 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,705 >> BAD NEWS. 112 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,740 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 113 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:53,541 WITH MING. 114 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,642 SHE'S GOING TONIGHT. 115 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,175 >> WHO IS SHE GOING WITH? 116 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,910 >> SHE SAID IT'S A SURPRISE. 117 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:57,778 THIS SUCKS. 118 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,680 NOW I'M GONNA BE LONE LOSER'ING. 119 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,448 >> WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH 120 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:00,914 ME AND JAKE? 121 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,383 >> I'M NOT A DATE-CRASHER. 122 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,851 >> WE'RE GOING AS FRIENDS. 123 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,619 >> I'D DEFINITELY ADD SOME SAUCE 124 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,755 TO THE MIX. 125 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,559 [phone ringing] 126 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:12,626 >> HAMILTON. 127 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,327 >> HEY. 128 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:13,861 >> I ALREADY KNOW. 129 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:14,962 WE CAN'T WEAR THE SAME COLOR 130 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:15,829 DRESS. 131 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,598 >> GOOD CALL. 132 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,267 CAN TAMARA COME WITH US? 133 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,501 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DATE, AND... 134 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,304 >> UH, SURE. 135 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,807 I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:00. 136 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:27,775 >> IS THERE ANYONE HERE 137 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:28,676 WHO CAN DO SOMETHING 138 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,311 IN THE VEIN OF GRECIAN GODDESS 139 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,845 MEETS GAGA? 140 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,781 LET ME DRAW IT UP FOR YOU. 141 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,982 >> WITH T BY MY SIDE, 142 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,350 A GOOD TIME AT THE DANCE 143 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,519 WAS ALL BUT IN THE CARDS. 144 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,489 >> BOO-YA. 145 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,823 >> POKER IS NOT MY GAME. 146 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,924 >> POKE 'ER? 147 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,593 BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. 148 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,795 [laughter] 149 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:48,496 >> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE 150 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,030 A BRAIN TRUST. 151 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,500 >> DUDE, CALL HER ALREADY. 152 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,502 >> both: OOH-OOH-OOH. 153 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,469 >> DOES MCLIGHT HAVE 154 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,870 A GIRLFRIEND? 155 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,005 >> HE DID. 156 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,474 >> OH, [bleep]. 157 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,909 YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU 158 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,576 OR WHAT? 159 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,711 >> WASN'T REALLY MY FAULT. 160 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,812 >> IT'S NEVER OUR FAULT, 161 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:05,679 BUT YOU STILL GOT TO OWN UP 162 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,747 TO WHATEVER YOU THINK THAT SHE 163 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,881 THINKS THAT YOU DID. 164 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,882 >> YEAH, I THINK SHE WANTS ME 165 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:09,917 TO LEAVE HER ALONE. 166 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:10,584 >> [scoffs] 167 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,719 >> DUDE, ARE YOU A WUSS? 168 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,886 I SERIOUSLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU 169 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,054 RIGHT NOW. 170 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,389 >> SHE TOLD ME TO TAKE CARE. 171 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,624 >> all: OOH. 172 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,591 >> WHEN SHE SAID IT, 173 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,659 WAS SHE LOOKING DIRECTLY 174 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,894 AT YOU, OR WAS SHE, LIKE, 175 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,830 LOOKING AT THE GROUND, 176 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,031 TWIRLING HER HAIR? 177 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,399 >> THE HAIR TWIRL? 178 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,700 OH, SIGNATURE TELL. 179 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,068 >> IT WAS PRETTY DIRECT. 180 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,003 [all groan] 181 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,905 >> GIVE HER SOMETHING 182 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,342 SHE WANTS. 183 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:34,808 >> SHE WANTS TO GO 184 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,943 TO THE FORMAL. 185 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:36,810 >> TAKE HER. 186 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,678 >> I CAN'T. 187 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,746 THE FORMAL'S TONIGHT. 188 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:39,847 >> SO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 189 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,748 YOU'RE A MCKIBBEN. 190 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:44,718 MCKIBBENS ARE WINNERS. 191 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,086 >> YOU'RE RIGHT; WE ARE WINNERS. 192 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,821 FLUSH BEATS YOUR STRAIGHT. 193 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,756 [all scream] 194 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,758 >> [screaming] 195 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:51,892 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 196 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:52,760 >> ME! 197 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,662 I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE LIKE THIS. 198 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,564 >> DON'T PANIC. 199 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,931 [groans] 200 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,032 WE CAN FIX YOUR HEAD. 201 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,368 >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX 202 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:00,934 MY DRESS. 203 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,836 YOU WERE RIGHT; IT'S AWFUL. 204 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,438 HAPPY? 205 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,105 >> A LITTLE. 206 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,073 BUT DON'T FRET. 207 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,810 COME ON. 208 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,844 >> THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR 209 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,447 CLOSET I'M GONNA WANT TO WEAR. 210 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,516 >> WHAT ABOUT THIS? 211 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,350 >> YOU'D LET ME WEAR NANA'S 212 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:16,950 DRESS? 213 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:17,951 >> SPECIAL TIMES CALL 214 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:21,389 FOR SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES. 215 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,090 TRY IT ON. 216 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,697 YOU KNOW, THAT DRESS WAS 217 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,532 SPECIALLY MADE FOR NANA 218 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,634 WHEN SHE WAS A MODEL. 219 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,569 [sighs] 220 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,406 I USED TO THINK, IF I COULD LOOK 221 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,040 AS GOOD AS HER IN IT THAT SHE 222 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,742 WOULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS SHE 223 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,977 LOVED THAT DRESS. 224 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,078 ISN'T THAT SILLY? 225 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:45,879 >> YES. 226 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:46,814 >> THE ONLY TIME SHE EVER 227 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,016 LET ME WEAR IT WAS TO MY PROM. 228 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,618 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME 229 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,586 TRYING TO FIT MY BIG-ASS 230 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,855 PREGNANT BELLY INTO THAT 231 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,824 TINY-- 232 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,695 >> DO I LOOK STUPID? 233 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,831 >> YOU LOOK... 234 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,065 PERFECT. 235 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,868 [giggles] 236 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,070 I WANT YOU TO KNOW 237 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,104 THAT I WOULD NEVER LOVE 238 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,874 A DRESS MORE THAN YOU, 239 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,843 UNLESS IT'S VINTAGE CHANEL. 240 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,946 >> UNDERSTANDABLE. 241 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,014 >> JENNA, YOU ARE THE BEST PART 242 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,684 OF ME... 243 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,687 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME. 244 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,623 YOU'RE BETTER. 245 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,592 OH. 246 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,762 I'M SO SORRY. 247 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,497 >> MOM. 248 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,498 CAN'T BREATHE. 249 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,532 GOT TO LET GO. 250 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,867 >> OKAY. OKAY, I'M SORRY. 251 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,003 I WAS JUST HAVING A MOMENT. 252 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,005 I AM ENTITLED ONE ON OCCASION, 253 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,507 CONSIDERING YOU RUINED MY 254 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,843 FIGURE. 255 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,513 >> MOM? 256 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,080 DO YOU THINK YOU WERE MEANT 257 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,916 TO BE WITH DAD? 258 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:56,850 I MEAN, IF I WASN'T HERE, 259 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,552 WOULD YOU HAVE CHOSEN HIM? 260 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,052 >> HMM. 261 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,954 THERE WAS NEVER A CHOICE. 262 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,628 [doorbell rings] 263 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,696 >> JEN! 264 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,898 THE GIRLS ARE HERE! 265 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:11,865 >> IF I WASN'T GOING TO LET FATE 266 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,001 INFLUENCE MY DECISIONS, 267 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,569 I WOULDN'T LET SOME VILE 268 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,772 LETTER DO IT EITHER. 269 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,907 IT WAS TIME TO PUT MY PAST 270 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,010 WHERE IT BELONGED... 271 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,912 IN THE PAST. 272 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,752 >> MING'S GOING WITH VERA. 273 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,787 >> SURPRISE. 274 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,789 >> HI. 275 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,126 CAN WE SIDEBAR? 276 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,494 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT 277 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,729 TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY 278 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,196 SURE VERA IS OF THE ELLEN 279 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,499 VARIETY. 280 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,935 >> GOING WITH A GIRL FRIEND 281 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,036 WAS THE ONLY WAY MY PARENTS 282 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,838 WOULD LET ME GO. 283 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,039 SO IF I HAVE TO LET HER 284 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,240 FEEL ME UP AT THE END 285 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,742 OF THE NIGHT, I'M DOWN 286 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,943 FOR THE CAUSE. 287 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,845 >> GIRLS, GET TOGETHER. 288 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,818 >> LOOK AT YOU. 289 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,154 >> OKAY, NOW, CHINS OUT 290 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,056 AND DOWN. 291 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,727 >> DAD, I THINK YOUR ALLERGIES 292 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,928 ARE ACTING UP AGAIN. 293 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:15,996 >> NO. 294 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,532 I'M CRYING. 295 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,900 >> DAMN YOU, 'CAUSE NOW 296 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,801 I'M CRYING. 297 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,536 >> CAN YOU BELIEVE WE DID THIS? 298 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,303 >> [laughs] 299 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:27,074 >> WE RAISED A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 300 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,642 >> YOU'RE EMBARRASSING JENNA. 301 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:29,242 >> YOU'RE BOTH EMBARRASSING 302 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,678 JENNA. 303 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:31,845 [doorbell rings] 304 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,280 >> IT'S YOUR DATE. 305 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,115 [squeals] 306 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,183 >> [laughs] THANKS. 307 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,886 CAN I PLEASE SPEAK TO JENNA? 308 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:39,987 >> YOU JUST MISSED HER. 309 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,221 SHE'S ON HER WAY TO THE FORMAL 310 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:48,328 WITH HER FRIENDS. 311 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,663 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD. 312 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,731 BUT YOU MIGHT WAN TO RETHINK 313 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,633 THE LAMBSKIN RUBBER IN YOUR BAG. 314 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:56,069 THEY DON'T REALLY WORK. 315 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,771 >> SADIE. 316 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,706 I KNEW IT. 317 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,641 THAT LITTLE-- 318 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,675 YOU ARE FORBODEN 319 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,209 FROM THIS DANCE, 320 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,110 FORBODEN FOR... 321 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:06,614 LOOKING SO FABULOUS. 322 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,616 >> KITTEN, YOU NEED TO RELAX. 323 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,082 >> I KNOW. 324 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:09,883 IT'S JUST, SADIE ALWAYS 325 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,084 UNDERCUTS MY AUTHORITY, 326 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:11,985 AND I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA 327 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,721 CRASH. 328 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,822 "KITTEN"? 329 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,723 >> TOO SOON? 330 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,224 >> NOT AT ALL, MY VELVET 331 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,025 VINDALOO. 332 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,226 >> OOH. 333 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:19,960 [laughs] 334 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,994 RRRR. 335 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,095 GO. GO IN. 336 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,164 >> UH, MR. MISHRA. 337 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,934 >> J, MY GIRL. LOOK AT YOU. 338 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,201 I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI WAS 339 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,603 THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME 340 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,103 ABOUT. 341 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:30,771 >> YEP. 342 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,839 JAKE'S MY DATE. 343 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:32,873 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS 344 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,141 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 345 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,175 BUT WATCH THE BUMP-AND-GRIND. 346 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,009 WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS 347 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,746 SHINDIG A PG. 348 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,080 GOOD. 349 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,381 >> PRINCIPAL COX WANTS TO 350 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,783 DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE. 351 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,250 >> OH, I KNOW. 352 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,117 SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE REALLY 353 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,886 PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES. 354 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,188 >> HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. 355 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,790 >> [scoffs] 356 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,858 I WORE THIS TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S 357 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,324 FUNERAL. 358 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,092 >> I KNOW. 359 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,093 >> DORK ALERT. 360 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,995 WE ARE HERE WAY TOO EARLY. 361 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,730 >> MS. HAMILTON, ALLOW ME 362 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,931 TO EDUCATE YOU. 363 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,299 IT'S ALL ABOUT ARRIVING EARLY. 364 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,701 THAT WAY, WE GET OUR PICTURES 365 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,869 TAKEN BEFORE WE RUIN OUR HAIR 366 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:02,770 OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 367 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,071 >> YOU'RE GONNA DANCE. 368 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,906 >> LADIES, PREPARE YOURSELVES. 369 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,107 * I LIKE TO RIP IT UP 370 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,009 * AND IT AIN'T PRETTY 371 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,778 >> UNLIKE MATTY, JAKE WASN'T 372 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,680 AFRAID TO BE A DORK. 373 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,847 AND I WAS READY TO DORK OUT 374 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,149 WITH HIM. 375 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,150 [upbeat pop music] 376 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:21,755 * 377 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,690 >> UH, DO YOU THINK I COULD 378 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,324 GET ONE, JUST THE TWO OF US? 379 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,392 >> all: OOH. 380 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,426 >> OW! OW! 381 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,161 >> YEAH, JENNA. 382 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,064 >> OKAY. 383 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:35,936 [phone dings] 384 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,970 >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 385 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,072 >> [grunts] 386 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,841 DON'T YANK ME. 387 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,142 MY DRESS IS COUTURE. 388 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,343 >> I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 389 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,945 I JUST--YOU'RE SO... 390 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,279 >> SO WHAT? 391 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,881 >> WIGGLY. 392 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:48,982 [door opens] 393 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,850 >> YEAH. 394 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,051 >> DUCK. 395 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:51,919 >> HE'S SO SWEET. 396 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,286 I'M GLAD HE INVITED ME. 397 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,188 >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN FUN. 398 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,837 LIP GLOSS? 399 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,841 >> I NOTICED YOU WERE WITH JAKE. 400 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,942 >> WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 401 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,009 >> I DON'T CARE. 402 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,911 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. 403 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,018 JENNA? 404 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,386 YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY. 405 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,288 >> THANKS. 406 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,190 SO DO YOU. 407 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,763 >> WHAT WAS THAT? 408 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,731 "YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY." 409 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:42,903 HELP ME IN SO I CAN SLAP YOU. 410 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:43,503 >> NO. 411 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,204 >> NO? 412 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,338 >> YOU'RE A BITCH, AND IT'S 413 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,940 YOUR FAULT JAKE DUMPED ME. 414 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,442 BREAK IN YOURSELF. 415 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,911 >> [screams] 416 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,880 >> * UH, UH 417 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,347 * OW 418 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,249 [pulsing rock music] 419 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,753 * THE MERCURY'S RISING 420 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,754 * AND THERE AIN'T 421 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,890 * NO DISGUISING 422 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,824 >> I WAS LIVING IN THE MOMENT, 423 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,792 AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS 424 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,293 BY CHANCE OR BY CHOICE, 425 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,428 BUT I DIDN'T CARE. 426 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,830 IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO BUST 427 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,530 A MOVE. 428 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,800 >> * HOT SUMMER NIGHT 429 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,134 * EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MIDDLE 430 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,168 * OF THE WINTER 431 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,170 * AND IT'S REALLY BAD WEATHER 432 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,807 * IT'S A HOT SUMMER NIGHT 433 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,843 * WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU 434 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,044 * BABY 435 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,279 * WHOO! 436 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,314 >> I'M BUSY. 437 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,849 >> LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE. 438 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:29,817 IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE, 439 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,418 I'LL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET. 440 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,419 >> ON THE DANCE FLOOR... 441 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,486 >> both: AND FINALLY BE 442 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,254 YOUR GUY. 443 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,055 >> IT'S YOU. 444 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,456 >> NO, IT'S YOU. 445 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,825 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU. 446 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,793 I WAS JUST TOO BLIND TO SEE IT. 447 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,396 >> * DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE 448 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,298 >> WHERE'D TAMARA GO? 449 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,336 >> RICKY'S THE MISSED 450 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,303 CONNECTION. 451 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,471 >> HE'S HER WHAT? 452 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,506 >> IT'S A LONG STORY. 453 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,308 >> LOOK, I ONLY HAVE 60 BUCKS, 454 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,877 BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT 455 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,945 HELPING ME GET IN IS LIKE 456 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,979 THE GIFT THAT WILL KEEP ON 457 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,480 GIVING. 458 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,516 LIKE YOUR ACNE. 459 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,251 LIGHTEN UP. 460 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:04,918 IT WAS A JOKE. 461 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,953 I CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY 462 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:10,423 ON MONDAY. 463 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,558 >> YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 464 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,360 >> YEAH. 465 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,127 YOU? 466 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,694 >> I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME 467 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,528 WITH YOU. 468 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,897 >> IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS 469 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,831 THINKING. 470 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,833 EVERYTHING WITH JAKE WAS EASY. 471 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,834 >> EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS... 472 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,870 EASY. 473 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,336 >> DO YOU THINK THINGS 474 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,504 HAPPEN TO US BY CHANCE 475 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,438 OR BY CHOICE? 476 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,373 >> IN WHAT WAY? 477 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,908 >> FATE. 478 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,043 DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE? 479 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:30,610 >> I DON'T KNOW. 480 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,513 BUT CONSIDERING YOU'RE HERE 481 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,917 WITH ME RIGHT NOW 482 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,885 MEANS THE UNIVERSE IS WORKING 483 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,586 IN MY FAVOR. 484 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,888 >> MAYBE THE UNIVERSE 485 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,023 WAS WORKING IN MY FAVOR TOO. 486 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,059 * 487 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,127 >> * OH 488 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,130 * EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED 489 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,465 * AND EVERYBODY KNOWS 490 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,566 * OH 491 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,404 * EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED 492 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,471 >> EVERYTHING WAS AS IT WAS 493 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,573 MEANT TO BE, 'CAUSE FINALLY 494 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,009 THE OTHER GUY I HAD BEEN 495 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:22,062 PINING OVER WAS ALL BUT 496 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:22,963 >> HEY, MAN. 497 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,997 >> HEY. 498 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:24,898 >> I'M REALLY STOKED 499 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:25,899 YOU MADE IT. 500 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:26,934 WHO'D YOU COME WITH? 501 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,667 >> NOBODY. 502 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,669 THERE WAS A GIRL, 503 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,171 BUT I MESSED IT UP. 504 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,373 >> OH. WHAT HAPPENED? 505 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,607 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 506 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,210 >> I DO. 507 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,946 >> AH, WELL, I WAS GONNA TAKE 508 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,949 THIS GIRL, THIS GREAT GIRL. 509 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,416 AND THEN THINGS GOT COMPLICATED, 510 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,385 AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO HURT 511 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,319 SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I ENDED UP 512 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,388 HURTING HER. 513 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,222 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA 514 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,590 COME, SO I WENT TO HER HOUSE. 515 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,392 >> YOU WENT TO HER HOUSE. 516 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,360 >> YEAH, HER DAD SAID SHE WAS 517 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,096 HERE. 518 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,231 >> WELL, WHERE IS SHE? 519 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,466 >> SHE'S WITH ANOTHER GUY. 520 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,202 >> DUDE, THAT SUCKS. 521 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,404 YOU SHOULD STEAL HER AWAY. 522 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,340 >> NAH, I THINK IT'S TOO LATE. 523 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,008 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 524 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,609 IS IT TOO LATE? 525 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,011 >> I WAS CONFUSED. 526 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,245 I DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD 527 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414 LISTEN TO MY HEAD 528 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,518 OR MY HEART. 529 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,555 SO I WENT WITH MY HAND. 530 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,590 I'M SO SORRY. 531 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,159 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 532 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,428 IT'S TOO LATE. 533 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,362 [feedback over PA] 534 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,598 >> OKAY, CHECK ONE, TWO. 535 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,200 [clears throat] 536 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,067 HELLO. 537 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,369 TIME TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S 538 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,670 WINTER FORMAL COURT. 539 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,639 [cheers and applause] 540 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,308 OKAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME 541 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,444 BUSINESS ON SOME... 542 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,179 DICK. 543 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,081 DICK WALTERS, TAKE OVER. 544 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,751 >> OKAY. 545 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,552 >> PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, 546 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,987 MS. SAXTON. 547 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,589 YOU ARE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. 548 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,590 >> OR WHAT? 549 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,659 >> OR I'LL HAVE YOU EXPELLED. 550 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,561 >> REALLY? FOR WHAT? 551 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,762 >> YOU KNOW WHAT. 552 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,364 STEALING JENNA'S FILE. 553 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,398 >> THE FILE ISN'T MISSING 554 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,566 ANYMORE, IS IT? 555 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,301 AND I BET MY MERCEDES THAT YOU 556 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,038 NEVER REPORTED IT STOLEN. 557 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:11,638 >> I DID NOT. 558 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,739 >> WELL, THEN I GUESS 559 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,606 IT'S JUST YOUR WORD 560 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,508 AGAINST MINE. 561 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,054 >> VAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 562 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,455 >> UH, I DON'T--I DON'T... 563 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,389 >> MR. MISHRA, 564 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,657 SHE JUST ACCOSTED ME, 565 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,226 AND YOU WITNESSED IT. 566 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,563 >> I DIDN'T WITNESS ANYTHING. 567 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,699 >> I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH FIRED. 568 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,068 >> GO FOR IT. 569 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,536 I BET MY CAMRY THAT YOUR WORD 570 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,737 AGAINST OURS WON'T GET YOU 571 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,073 VERY FAR. 572 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,308 HMM? 573 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,311 YOU'VE JUST BEEN SUCKER PUNCHED. 574 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,645 >> THIS IS ACTUALLY MINE. 575 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,614 >> UGH! 576 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,748 >> OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 577 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,649 THANK YOU. 578 00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,287 NOW FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER COURT. 579 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,654 ENVELOPES, PLEASE. 580 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,523 HUH! GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE. 581 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,557 KNEW THAT. 582 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,562 SOPHOMORE PRINCESS IS... 583 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,064 CLARK STEVENSON. 584 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,066 >> [squealing] 585 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,768 [applause] 586 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,472 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 587 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,673 GO, GIRL. 588 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,774 OKAY, AND SOPHOMORE PRINCE 589 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,579 IS... 590 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548 MATTY MCKIBBEN. 591 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,083 >> ALL RIGHT. 592 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,118 >> MATTY! 593 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,519 [cheers and applause] 594 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,754 >> * I BREATHE, I BREATHE 595 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,225 * I BREATHE 596 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,727 * I BREATHE 597 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,095 * I BREATHE, I BREATHE 598 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:42,662 >> ONE DOOR TO MY HEART 599 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,399 HAD CLOSED, 600 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,234 WHICH MEANT A NEW ONE 601 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,737 COULD OPEN. 602 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,671 >> I JUST WANT TO SAY 603 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,673 I SHARE THIS WITH YOU, 604 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,176 JENNA HAMILTON. 605 00:17:56,176 --> 00:18:04,517 [applause] 606 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,518 [electronic dance music playing] 607 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,686 * 608 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,589 >> OH, COME ON. ONE MORE. 609 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,623 [sighs] 610 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,558 WHAT? 611 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,226 >> YOU REALLY LIKE TO DANCE. 612 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,496 >> YEAH. 613 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,397 >> WE'RE GONNA HIT UP 614 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,665 JOSH HARRISON'S AFTER PARTY. 615 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,699 YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 616 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,633 >> HARRISON'S PARENTS HAVE 617 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,734 A WATER BED. 618 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,405 >> RICKY! 619 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,640 >> IT'S UP TO YOU. 620 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,542 >> I THINK WE'RE GONNA PASS. 621 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,383 >> LET'S GET OUR STUFF. 622 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,684 >> OKAY. 623 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,586 >> OKAY. 624 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,393 THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK 625 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,460 TO YOUR BACK. 626 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,795 >> IS THAT, LIKE, DIRTY CODE? 627 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,896 >> LIKE WHAT? 628 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,597 >> LIKE... 629 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,699 >> LIKE THERE'S A NOTE 630 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,402 STUCK TO YOUR BACK. 631 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,803 >> OH, MY PARENTS ARE OVER 632 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,205 AT MY NEIGHBORS', WHICH MEANS 633 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,172 THEY'RE GETTING HAMMERED 634 00:18:59,172 --> 00:18:59,872 AND THEY AREN'T COMING HOME 635 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,274 ANYTIME SOON. 636 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,643 >> HMM. 637 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,677 >> DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 638 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,580 >> YES. 639 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,481 >> ACTUALLY, IS IT OKAY 640 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,682 IF YOU DON'T COME IN? 641 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,551 >> SURE. 642 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,051 >> I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT 643 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:12,785 I DON'T WANT YOU TO. 644 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,653 I DO. 645 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,687 BUT I WANT TO TAKE THINGS 646 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,755 SLOWLY. 647 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,290 >> LOOK, THERE'S NO RUSH. 648 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,192 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 649 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,697 WHAT IS IT? 650 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,865 >> TONIGHT IS THE FIRST NIGHT 651 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,667 ANYONE HAS EVER HELD MY HAND 652 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,369 IN PUBLIC, 653 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,504 BESIDES MY PARENTS. 654 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,672 >> DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT? 655 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,842 >> NO. 656 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,210 IT JUST MAKES ME REALIZE 657 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,911 WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING. 658 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,985 [alarm blaring] 659 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,820 >> [laughing] 660 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,322 [alarm blaring] 661 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,557 >> LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 662 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,358 I'VE COMPLETELY BLANKED 663 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,292 ON THE ALARM CODE, 664 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:52,792 AND NOW I HAVE TO CALL 665 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,726 MY PARENTS. 666 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,627 >> DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY? 667 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,862 >> NO. 668 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,864 >> OKAY. 669 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,665 HEY, DON'T BE FREAKED OUT 670 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,333 IF I CALL YOU WHEN I GET HOME. 671 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,501 >> I WON'T. 672 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,402 I'LL ONLY BE FREAKED OUT 673 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,304 IF YOU DON'T. 674 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,446 HEY, IT'S ME. 675 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,581 I'M HOME, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER 676 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,715 THE ALARM CODE. 677 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,516 WAIT. 678 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,518 THE CODE IS IN THE JUNK DRAWER. 679 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,354 NEVER MIND. 680 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,257 [alarm blaring] 681 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,663 SOMEONE ONCE SAID THAT IT'S 682 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,565 CHOICE, NOT CHANCE, THAT 683 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,435 DETERMINES OUR DESTINY. 684 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,369 BUT IT WAS HARD FOR ME 685 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,804 TO PROCESS WHO WOULD EVER 686 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:42,609 CHOOSE TO FIND WHAT I FOUND. 687 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,813 IT WAS CHANCE.