1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,204 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:04,538 - JENNA, YOU COULD DISAPPEAR, 3 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,107 AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 4 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,041 - EVERYONE THINKS I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF, 5 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,043 AND THERE'S A LAME GUY SELLING T-SHIRTS. 6 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,044 - I DON'T THINK YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF. 7 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,512 - JENNA, I LIKE YOU. 8 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,747 I'M JUST NOT SURE I'M READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 9 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,323 - IT WAS SATURDAY, BUT INSTEAD OF KICKING BACK 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,458 MY MOTHER WAS FORCING ME TO ATTEND A PARTY 11 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,161 THROWN BY THE ELITE MOTHER/DAUGHTER CHARITY LEAGUE 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,397 KNOWN AS THE KNICK-KNACKERS. 13 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,699 UNFORTUNATELY, THREE SPOTS WERE OPEN, 14 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,368 AND I WAS SICK AT THE THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY LANDING ONE. 15 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,803 'CAUSE THE KNICK-KNACKERS 16 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,605 WEREN'T OBSESSED WITH HELPING THE HOMELESS. 17 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,474 THEY WERE OBSESSED WITH PLASTIC. 18 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,411 PLASTIC WAS THE POWER CURRENCY OF PALOS VERDES, 19 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,746 IN THE SKIN AND IN THE WALLET. 20 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,415 TO BE A CERTIFIED P.V. MOM 21 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,782 MEANT YOU HAD TO ROCK A BODACIOUS BODY 22 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,684 AND A BLACK AMEX, 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,753 NEITHER OF WHICH WERE EARNED BY A DAY JOB. 24 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,158 TO A P.V. MOM, "WORKING" MEANT WORKING OUT 25 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,626 OR WORKING A ROOM 26 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,428 OR BEING A KNICK-KNACKER. 27 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,230 AND MY MOM WAS GONNA STAY UP IN MY GRILL 28 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,597 UNTIL SHE BECAME ONE. 29 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,767 - SWEETIE, PLEASE TRY AND MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 30 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,802 - I'M TRYING. - TRY HARDER. 31 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,604 - DID WE MISS ANYTHING? 32 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,640 TAMARA WAS POSITIVELY PARANOID GETTING READY. 33 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,175 - 'CAUSE YOU HIJACKED MY FAVE FOOTIES. 34 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,277 - MOM, I DID YOU A SOLID. 35 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,112 YOU CAN'T WEAR SANDALS WITH A TWEAKED TOE STITCH. 36 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,480 - DO THESE WEDGES LOOK CHEAPSKY? 37 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,682 - NO, NOT AT ALL. NO, THEY LOOK VERY CHIC. 38 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,417 - LOVE YOU. 39 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,653 OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE... 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,421 - AND CONQUER. 41 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,559 - WHERE IS YOUR NAME TAG? 42 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,261 - I'M TRYING TO KEEP A LOW PRO. 43 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,696 HEED OFF ANY EMBARRASSMENT FOR YOU. 44 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,266 - TOO LATE. 45 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,467 - AS ALWAYS, I WAS POWERLESS 46 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,469 TO MY MOTHER'S SUBTLE PERSUASION. 47 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,372 I WAS ALSO STRANGELY POWERLESS TO THE FEELING 48 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:48,176 THAT THE HOUSE BELONGED TO SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED. 49 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,245 OR WORSE, EVIL INCARNATE. 50 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,616 MO TO THE FO. 51 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,286 I WAS IN SADIE SAXTON'S HOUSE. 52 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,360 - YOU KNOW THIS IS A CHARITY LEAGUE, 53 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,828 NOT A CHARITY, RIGHT? 54 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,530 - CAN I GET A NAME TAG? 55 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,199 - WHEN YOU CUT YOUR NAME ACROSS YOUR WRIST, 56 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,733 IS IT WITH ONE "N" OR TWO? 57 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,336 - HA. TWO. 58 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,440 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 59 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,478 - WHOA THERE. 60 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,780 - HI, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE. 61 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,483 - JUST A LITTLE PART-TIME GIG. 62 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,685 SADIE HOOKED ME UP. SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 63 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,886 YOU WANNA BE A KNICK-KNACKER? 64 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,322 - NO, I DO NOT. 65 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,423 MY MOTHER DOES. 66 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,757 I'M HERE UNDER DURESS. 67 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,659 - WELL, YOU LOOK NICE. 68 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,893 - I DO? - YEAH. 69 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,929 - THANK YOU. 70 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,364 SO DID YOU GET MY TEXT? 71 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,499 - ABOUT HANGING OUT TONIGHT, YES. 72 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,302 BUT I... BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. 73 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,905 - IS MCKIBBEN SCHLOCKING COCKTAILS? 74 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,474 - YES, WE JUST TALKED. 75 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,642 BUT HE SEEMED A LITTLE DISTANT. 76 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,809 DO I LOOK LIKE A HOOKER? 77 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,845 MY MOM MADE ME WEAR MASCARA. 78 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,947 OR DO YOU THINK MATTY KNOWS JAKE KISSED ME? 79 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,549 - NO WAY. GUYS DON'T TALK. 80 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,451 PLUS, YOU SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 81 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,553 I'D SAY THE FREAK-A-DEAK WAS IN RESPONSE 82 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,656 TO YOUR NAME TAG. 83 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,623 - BITCH. 84 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,692 - [laughs] 85 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,296 YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. 86 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,897 - WHY DOES THAT EXPRESSION SOUND SO FAMILIAR? 87 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,532 - IT'S NUMBER SEVEN ON THE LETTER. 88 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,501 - YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. 89 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,003 both: SADIE WROTE THE LETTER! 90 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,005 [glass clinks] - WELCOME, LADIES. 91 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,940 I AM DARLENE SAXTON, 92 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,310 PRESIDENT OF THE KNICK-KNACKERS, 93 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:33,714 AND THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL AND DEDICATED DAUGHTER SADIE. 94 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,283 - BEAUTIFUL? QUESTIONABLE. 95 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,385 DEDICATED? NOT A QUESTION. 96 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,020 SADIE WAS DEDICATED TO MAKING MY LIFE HELL. 97 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,822 - AFTER TODAY'S ORIENTATION, 98 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:46,627 A FEW OF YOU WILL BE INVITED TO JOIN A CHAPTER EVENT, 99 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:50,364 AND FROM THERE THREE OF YOU WILL BE INITIATED. 100 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,633 - OKAY, GO. PRETEND TO FIT IN. 101 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,570 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 102 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,339 - IT WAS THE MOTHER OF MY ENEMY. 103 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,007 I LIKE IT. IS IT GESSICK? 104 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,443 - YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE. 105 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,812 MY HUSBAND, HE THINKS IT'S PRETENTIOUS VANDALISM. 106 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,881 BUT REALLY, IT'S MY HUSBAND WHO'S PRETENTIOUS. 107 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,617 - DARLENE SEEMED COOL. 108 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,319 MAYBE SADIE WAS ADOPTED. 109 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,653 - I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER PIECE. 110 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,822 COME. 111 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:16,990 [mouths word] 112 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:24,598 - YOUR HOME IS SPECTACULAR. 113 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,400 - I KNOW. 114 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,001 BUT IT'LL NEED A SERIOUS SCRUBBING 115 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,437 AFTER ALL THE TRASH LEAVES. 116 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,804 - IT MUST BE FRUSTRATING 117 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,873 PUTTING ON A SHOW WITH GIRLS YOU DON'T LIKE. 118 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,875 - I DON'T. I TELL IT LIKE I SEE IT. 119 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,910 AND AS I SEE IT, THERE'S A GIRL HERE 120 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,579 WHO SHOULD BE SHOT. 121 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,817 - YOUR HAIR HAS SO MUCH SHINE. 122 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,353 - THANK YOU, IT'S NATURAL. 123 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,688 - I WISH MY DAUGHTER HAD THAT SHINE. 124 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,623 DO YOU KNOW JENNA? 125 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,793 - ONLY BY REPUTATION. 126 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,663 SHE SEEMS VERY SPECIAL. 127 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,832 - OH, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE DOES HER HAIR. 128 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:02,670 - SO WHY IS SHE-- NEVER MIND. 129 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:03,837 - NO, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. 130 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:07,408 - IS SHE MENTALLY ILL? 131 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:10,110 - HONEY, CAN YOU FIX MY FRIEND UP WITH A DRINK PLEASE? 132 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,412 EXCUSE ME. 133 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,580 AH, SABRINA. 134 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,847 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 135 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,583 - I WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM. 136 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,818 - GINGER ALE? - ANY GINGER ALE DOWN THERE? 137 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,454 - I HADN'T SEEN JAKE SINCE HE'D IMPULSIVELY 138 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,823 SHOVED HIS TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT. 139 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,057 AND BY THE LOOK OF HIM, 140 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,126 YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT I NEVER GAVE IT BACK. 141 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,897 - BABE. 142 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,405 ANYWAY, BABE, MAKE SURE YOU GRAB 143 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,507 A BOTTLE OF SCHNAPPS FOR LATER, 'KAY? 144 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,042 ILY! 145 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,112 - DUDE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 146 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,914 MISS MONTGOMERY FEEL YOU UP TOO? 147 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:50,017 - OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL. 148 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,151 OKAY, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE 149 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,586 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY, OKAY? 150 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,621 - YEAH, PUT AWAY YOUR TITTIES AND TELL ME. 151 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,022 - I KISSED JENNA HAMILTON. 152 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,157 - WHAT? - JUST-- 153 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,692 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 154 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:02,930 - SNOOPING. I FOUND SATAN'S ROOM. 155 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,765 - OH, WE SHOULD NOT BE IN HERE. 156 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:05,866 - OF COURSE WE SHOULD. 157 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,936 THE COW HAS PERPETUALLY TRIED SABOTAGING YOUR LIFE. 158 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:12,640 TIME TO SABOTAGE HERS. 159 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,907 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 160 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,809 - I'M GONNA PEE ON HER BED. - YOU CAN'T. 161 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,546 - YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'LL LEAVE DNA. 162 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,919 SHE HAS STRAIGHT A'S? 163 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,688 - MADE SENSE. 164 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,523 TO BE A RAGING BITCH, SADIE HAD TO BE CLEVER. 165 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,025 AND TO BE CLEVER, SHE HAD TO BE SMART. 166 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,896 OF COURSE. 167 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,798 SHE RIDES HORSES. 168 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,502 - DUDE, HOW BIG IS THAT HORSE? 169 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,537 O.M.G. 170 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,038 I FOUND THE MOTHER LODE. 171 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,040 - THAT'S NOT COOL. THAT'S HER DIARY. 172 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,713 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 173 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,147 - ADJUSTING. 174 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,949 JENNA SAT ON A VOTIVE, SO WE HAD TO HIDE THE HOLE. 175 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:58,185 ALL DONE. NO MORE ASS CRACK. 176 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,556 - OKAY! 177 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,593 - THE DIARY WAS SEDUCTIVE, 178 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,795 AND YET READING IT JUST DIDN'T-- 179 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,863 - AHH! - SIT RIGHT. 180 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,500 - I THINK OUR CHANCES ARE STRONG. 181 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,868 DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH DARLENE TOOK A LIKING TO YOU? 182 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,537 WE ARE ALL BUT IN. 183 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,506 - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 184 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,608 WE CAN VOLUNTEER ON OUR OWN. 185 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,977 - YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? 186 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,647 SWEETIE, ARE YOU FEELING TOO MUCH PRESSURE? 187 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,082 MRS. SAXTON'S DAUGHTER MENTIONED-- 188 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,884 - SADIE. WHAT DID SADIE MENTION? 189 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,521 - SHE SAID YOU WERE ACTING A LITTLE STRANGE AT SCHOOL. 190 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,988 ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 191 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,591 SHE SEEMED REALLY WORRIED. - I'M SURE SHE IS. 192 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,059 BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, MOM. 193 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,194 WE ARE GONNA ROCK THE KNICK-KNACKERS. 194 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,497 - WE ARE! 195 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:47,000 NOW I AM GONNA GO ROCK DINNER. 196 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,237 - ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. 197 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,772 I WAS TIRED OF BEING POWERLESS 198 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,074 TO SADIE'S SINISTER SAVAGERY. 199 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:57,210 IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO EMPLOY MY OWN MEAN GIRL AMMUNITION. 200 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,646 BUT IT TURNS OUT, 201 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,280 I DIDN'T JUST HAVE SADIE'S DIARY. 202 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,215 I HAD HER FOOD JOURNAL. 203 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,284 AND THE ONE THING SADIE WOULD NEVER WANT TO GET OUT, 204 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,218 HER WEIGHT. 205 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,123 - IT'S HER FOOD DIARY? 206 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,559 - AND A LOG OF HER WEIGHT. 207 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,126 SHE'S ACTUALLY MAKING A LOT OF STRIDES. 208 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,995 - I GOTTA SEE IT. WHERE IS IT? 209 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,897 - AT HOME. I COULDN'T RISK LOSING IT. 210 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,298 I MEAN, NOW THAT I HAVE THE UPPER HAND, 211 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,901 I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY IT. 212 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,537 - YOU PLAY YOUR HAND BY LETTING HER KNOW YOU HAVE A HAND. 213 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,872 THEN YOU HOLD IT OVER HER HEAD 214 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,273 SO SHE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. 215 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,641 - SO I JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY, 216 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,109 "HEY, SADIE, I HAVE YOUR FOOD JOURNAL. 217 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,544 AND YEAH, I STOLE IT." 218 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,812 THAT'LL GO OVER WELL. 219 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,681 - THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE. 220 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,182 SHE'S NOT JUST RUINING YOUR LIFE. 221 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,785 SHE'S RUINING EVERYONE'S. 222 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,887 - YOU SUCK AT BEING ANOREXIC. 223 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,556 TIME TO EMBRACE BULIMIA. 224 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,857 YOU'RE WELCOME. 225 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,059 IF YOU JUST ADMIT YOUR PARENTS ARE COUSINS, 226 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,897 PEOPLE WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF YOUR LEARNING DISABILITY. 227 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,064 YOU'RE WELCOME. 228 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,566 - BE MUY EXCELENTE 229 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,301 AT GARDENING OR BUSING TABLES, 230 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,970 AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO STAY IN THIS COUNTRY. 231 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,205 DE NADA. 232 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,273 - J, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A HERO. 233 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,843 - YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER. 234 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,212 - YEAH, BUT WITH POWER COMES RESPONSIBILITY. 235 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,880 I HAVE TO BE STRATEGIC. 236 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,949 WHAT I NEED IS A PLAN. 237 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,651 AND A MATURE PERSPECTIVE. 238 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,252 - SOMETHING EATING YOU UP? 239 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,854 - ACTUALLY, YES, THERE'S THIS GIRL, 240 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,055 THIS VERY MEAN GIRL, 241 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,924 WHO'S BEEN OUT TO GET ME, 242 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,759 AND RECENTLY I CAME INTO POSSESSION 243 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,094 OF SOMETHING THAT COULD BRING HER DOWN. 244 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,697 BUT I'M NOT READY TO RESORT TO FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE, 245 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,065 AND YET I'M NOT REALLY SURE TALKING THINGS OUT 246 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,801 IS A GOOD IDEA. 247 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,603 - YOU DID THE RIGHT THING BY COMING TO ME. 248 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,804 WHO IS THIS PROBLEM CHILD? 249 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,673 - SADIE SAXTON. 250 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,609 - OH, MY. 251 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,845 OH, MY, OH, MY, OH, MY, OH, MY, OH, MY. 252 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,813 AND YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH BLACKMAIL? 253 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,717 UGH, I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE IN A PICKLE. 254 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,219 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW MANIPULATIVE SADIE CAN BE, 255 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,755 AND I BET THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY. 256 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,189 YOU PROBABLY WANT TO FIGHT HER. 257 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,224 - YEAH, NO, IT MAKES ME ANGRY, 258 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,626 BUT I DON'T-- 259 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,094 - BUT SHE IS BIGGER THAN YOU, 260 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,363 SHE IS STRONGER THAN YOU, AND SHE'S A WHOLE LOT MEANER. 261 00:09:56,396 --> 00:10:00,300 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT HER, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT DIRTY. 262 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,169 PULL HER HAIR, SCRATCH HER EYES OUT, 263 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,236 PUNCH HER IN THOSE BIG OLD FUN BAGS. 264 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,337 BOOM, BOOM. 265 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,006 - YOU'RE ENCOURAGING ME TO FIGHT HER? 266 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,307 - OF COURSE NOT. 267 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,610 I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 268 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,681 [mouths words] 269 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,150 - ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANOTHER SOLUTION? 270 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,819 CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING? 271 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,654 - UH, SEE, THAT'S A TRICKY SITCH. 272 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,656 ON THE ONE HAND SADIE HAS HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE, 273 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,324 BUT ON THE OTHER SHE COULD HURT ME. 274 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,694 SEE HOW THAT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST? 275 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,128 [shreds paper] 276 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,901 - SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT JENNA. 277 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,769 - THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. - NOT INTO HER? 278 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:39,172 - IT WAS JUST AN IMPULSIVE KISS, MAN, COME ON. 279 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,241 - A REAL KISS OR LIKE A PECK? 280 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,342 - I CAN'T REMEMBER. 281 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,679 - PROBABLY MEANS IT WASN'T VERY GOOD. 282 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,681 WHO STARTED IT, YOU OR HER? 283 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,950 - WHAT DOES IT MATTER? - IT DOESN'T. 284 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,284 JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU SORT THINGS OUT, 285 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,419 CONSIDERING YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND ALL. 286 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,221 - WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH? 287 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,789 - I DON'T. 288 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,458 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, [bleep]. 289 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,094 - SO YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO JENNA? 290 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,996 - NO! 291 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,998 NO, JUST LET IT GO. 292 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,467 YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY NOT THINKING ABOUT IT. 293 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,202 OR YOU. 294 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,739 - [chuckles] 295 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,806 - RIGHT? 296 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,741 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 297 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,877 THEY'RE JUST TERRIBLE AND ELITIST SNOBS. 298 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,913 - AND NAMED AFTER CRAP THAT CLUTTERS UP YOUR HOUSE. 299 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,249 SEE, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLUTTER UP YOUR CALENDAR 300 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,952 WITH ALL OF THEIR B.S. CHARITY EVENTS. 301 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,220 - FOR SHIZ. WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM. 302 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,756 - PFFT, WE ARE. 303 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,824 NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO HOME 304 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,460 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. 305 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,499 - MOM, I AM SO SORRY WE DIDN'T GET IN. 306 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,268 THAT TOTALLY BLOWS. 307 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,336 - IT DOES. 308 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,172 BUT NOT FOR US! 309 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,308 WE MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND! 310 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,177 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF TAM 311 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,079 BECAUSE SHE WAS FEELING SO BAD. 312 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:52,946 AREN'T YOU EXCITED? 313 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,215 - I AM ON THE INSIDE. 314 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,819 - OH, SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOT HAVING TAMARA AROUND. 315 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,054 THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 316 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,923 FOR YOU TO MEET NEW FRIENDS. 317 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,458 OH, LIKE THAT SWEET, SWEET SADIE. 318 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:09,096 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CROSSING ME, CONSUELA. 319 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,198 'CAUSE THE LAST HOUSEKEEPER THAT RATTED ME OUT 320 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,166 WAS CONVENIENTLY "DEPORTATE." 321 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,437 - [gasps] SADIE! 322 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,141 [knock on door] 323 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,475 - DON'T COME IN. 324 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:26,013 I SAID DON'T COME IN! 325 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,415 I DON'T NEED A LECTURE RIGHT NOW. 326 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,383 - WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE THE LIFE YOU WANT 327 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,352 IF YOU KEEP UP THESE BAD HABITS. 328 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,454 - YOU COULD HAVE SCORED ANY MAN YOU WANTED. 329 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,890 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PICK A MAN WITH A FAT GENE? 330 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,993 - HE WASN'T FAT WHEN WE GOT MARRIED. 331 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,995 - WELL, THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR LACK OF DUE DILIGENCE, 332 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,797 I'M GONNA DIE ALONE BECAUSE YOU FELL IN LOVE 333 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,799 WITH A MAN WITH STRONG RECESSIVE CHUB. 334 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,567 - YOU WON'T DIE ALONE. 335 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,202 - RIGHT. 336 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,171 I FORGOT ABOUT PATTY, MY LESBIAN LOVER 337 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,942 WHO'D RATHER EAT PIZZA THAN HAVE SEX. 338 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,478 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 339 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,548 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SURROUNDED 340 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,517 BY ALL OF THE GIRLS WHO CAN EAT EVERYTHING 341 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,988 AND DO EVERYTHING, AND THEY'RE PERFECT. 342 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,891 - OH, PUMPKIN. 343 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,325 - THEY NEVER HAVE TO THINK TWICE 344 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,095 ABOUT CALORIES OR HOW THEY'LL LOOK 345 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,530 IN THEIR PLUS-SIZE PARTY DRESSES, 346 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,566 WHICH ARE REALLY HARD TO FIND BY THE WAY 347 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,534 BECAUSE THE ONLY STORES THAT SELL SEXY DRESSES 348 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,136 IN MY SIZE ARE CHOLA STORES, 349 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,337 AND I'M NOT A HOOCHIE, 350 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,439 AND I DON'T WEAR TANGERINE WELL. 351 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:33,146 I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP 352 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,950 AND WEAR WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE WEARING 353 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,186 'CAUSE IT ALL FITS 354 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,022 AND LOOKS GOOD. 355 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,258 BUT INSTEAD I'M POWERLESS TO THE SAUSAGES 356 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,894 THAT DOUBLE AS MY ARMS 357 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,497 AND THE JENNY CRAIG THAT LIVES INSIDE MY HEAD. 358 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,167 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I'M TRYING, MOM. 359 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,937 I'M REALLY TRYING. 360 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,239 - HONEY, I KNOW YOU ARE. 361 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,242 AND YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL 362 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,511 IF YOU TRACK WHAT YOU EAT. 363 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,617 ARE YOU STILL WRITING IT ALL DOWN? 364 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,220 GOOD. 365 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,327 HONEY, YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT BE A GOOD PERSON TO TALK TO? 366 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,995 JENNA HAMILTON. 367 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,898 SHE HAS A DARLING FIGURE. 368 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,906 - DON'T TELL ANYONE. 369 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,641 - SO IT'S A KNICK-KNACKER SECRET? 370 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,477 - TELL CLARISSA THAT THE NEXT EVENT IS ACTUALLY FORMAL 371 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,612 EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T SAY IT ON THE INVITE. 372 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,681 ALL IN-THE-KNOW MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS 373 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,451 ARE GONNA BE DECKED OUT. 374 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,253 - AM I IN-THE-KNOW? 375 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,256 - YES. I JUST TOLD YOU. 376 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,362 - SUDDENLY, I KNEW THE WAY IN. 377 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,932 OR I HAD A WAY OUT IF I DIDN'T TELL MY MOTHER. 378 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,267 BUT I WAS A SUCKER. 379 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,069 - THANK GOD YOU HAVE THE INSIDE TRACK. 380 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,636 COULD YOU IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE ONLY ONES 381 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,305 TO SHOW UP WEARING JEANS? 382 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,107 IT WOULD BE HUMILIATING. 383 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,942 - YES, WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, 384 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,543 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE AFFILIATED 385 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,946 WITH HORRIBLE WOMEN WHO WANT TO HUMILIATE EACH OTHER? 386 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,682 - BECAUSE... 387 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,985 BEING A KNICK-KNACKER MEANS THAT 388 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,520 I WON'T JUST BE THAT GIRL WHO GOT KNOCKED UP IN HIGH SCHOOL 389 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,123 OR THAT GIRL WHO DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE 390 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,058 AND MAKE SOMETHING OF HERSELF. 391 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,726 IF WE GET IN, 392 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,261 I WILL FINALLY BE THE PERSON 393 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,197 THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. 394 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,099 - YOU'LL BE A KNICK-KNACKER. 395 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,633 - AND I'LL BE IN. 396 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,003 - APPARENTLY MEAN GIRLS DON'T GROW UP. 397 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,237 THEY JUST GET OLDER. 398 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,172 MOM, YOU CAN STILL GO TO COLLEGE. 399 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,473 - YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT? 400 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,375 I'M TOO OLD TO PLEDGE A SORORITY. 401 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,511 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR! 402 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,314 IT'S DRESSY WITHOUT BEING TOO FANCY. 403 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,749 OKAY. 404 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,151 [conversation stops] 405 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,957 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. 406 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,629 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PURPOSEFULLY 407 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,730 SABOTAGED US. 408 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,298 HI. - I DIDN'T. 409 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,367 I SWEAR, I HEARD SADIE SAY IT WAS A FORMAL EVENT. 410 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,236 - I THOUGHT SHE TOLD YOU. 411 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,404 - WELL, WE'RE NOT REALLY ON SPEAKING TERMS. 412 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,340 SHE SORTA HATES ME. - NOW I GET IT. 413 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,742 YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT 414 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,577 SO YOU COULD TURN YOUR NOSE UP TO HER 415 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,112 AND THIS ENTIRE ORGANIZATION 416 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,580 THAT YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED TO JOIN. 417 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,015 JUST SELFISH. 418 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,384 OH, GOD, GREAT! 419 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:28,255 NOW I'VE RUINED MY DRESS. 420 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,324 - WAY TO BE SENSITIVE TO THE CAUSE. 421 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,161 - SADIE HAD SET ME UP. 422 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,497 AND I WAS FINALLY PREPARED TO EXACT REVENGE. 423 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,067 OR WAS I? 424 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,602 SADIE DIDN'T JUST HATE ME. SHE HATED HERSELF. 425 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,637 SHE WAS AS POWERLESS TO THE STIGMA OF HER WEIGHT 426 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,240 AS I WAS TO THE STIGMA OF MY FAKE SUICIDE. 427 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,710 WAS IT POSSIBLE THAT WE HAD SOMETHING IN COMMON? 428 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,145 [bleep] THAT. 429 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,680 I HAD TO TAKE THE BITCH DOWN. 430 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,215 [school bell rings] 431 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,650 - HOW DOES IT FEEL TO MOCK THE HOMELESS? 432 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,186 - HEARTLESS MUCH? 433 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,791 - T, YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN CRAVING LATELY? 434 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,194 FLUFFERNUTTERS. 435 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,130 I HAVE A REAL WEAKNESS FOR THEM. 436 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,266 - YOU OOZING-- 437 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,368 - SKITCH. 438 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,604 - GIVE ME MY JOURNAL BACK 439 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,640 OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. 440 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,175 - WELL, YOU KIND OF ALREADY DO THAT, 441 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,743 SO HOW 'BOUT MAKING MY LIFE A LITTLE BETTER? 442 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,446 HOW 'BOUT ENSURING I GET A BID FOR THE KNICK-KNACKERS? 443 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,516 - HOW 'BOUT YOU GOT [bleep] YOURSELF? 444 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,484 GIVE IT BACK. - HOW DO YOU WANT IT? 445 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,620 POSTED ALL OVER THE WALLS OR OVER THE WEB? 446 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,722 - WE COULD MAKE HER A COPY OF IT. 447 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,525 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, BUT WHY NOT SHARE THE WEALTH? 448 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,860 - YOU WOULDN'T DARE. 449 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,463 - YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. 450 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,098 YOU'RE WELCOME. 451 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,433 - * WELL THE DEVIL GOT MY NUMBER * 452 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,368 * AND THE DEVIL GOT MY SIZE * 453 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,303 * AND THE DEVIL GOT MY HEAD * 454 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,639 * AND THE DEVIL GOT MY EYES * 455 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,274 * I'M TRYING HARD TO GET UP 456 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,243 - LET'S WELCOME OUR NEW KNICK-KNACKERS. 457 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,245 - I HAD SEALED THE DEAL FOR MY MOM. 458 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,713 SO IT WAS TIME TO SEAL ONE FOR MYSELF. 459 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,815 ONE MORE THING. 460 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,651 WHY DID YOU WRITE ME THAT EVIL LETTER? 461 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,386 - WHAT LETTER? 462 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,787 - YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU WERE TOO COWARDLY 463 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,322 TO SIGN YOUR NAME TO. 464 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,158 - IF I WROTE YOU AN EVIL LETTER, 465 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,593 YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'D SIGN MY NAME. 466 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,762 - SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 467 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,531 BUT IF SADIE DIDN'T WRITE THE LETTER, WHO DID? 468 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,832 - HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MAKE A COPY? 469 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,402 - YOU DON'T. 470 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,803 GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. 471 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,506 WHERE SADIE'S POWER WAS ABOUT BEING CRUEL, 472 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,276 I DECIDED MINE WAS ABOUT BEING KIND. 473 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,518 - HEY. 474 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,486 - HEY. 475 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,691 - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR WITH HAMILTON. 476 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,626 GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 477 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,429 - YEAH, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. 478 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,464 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF I WOULDA SAID SOMETHING, 479 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,233 IT MIGHT ENCOURAGE HER, YOU KNOW? 480 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,303 - YEAH. YEAH, NOT A GOOD IDEA. 481 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,270 - YOU KNOW, BUT THEN TALKING IT OUT WITH YOU 482 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:01,708 MADE ME REALIZE I MIGHT BE KIND OF INTO HER. 483 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,944 AND MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD TO TALK IT OUT 484 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,714 SO SOMETHING LIKE THAT KISS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 485 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,883 - I'M SAVING YOU, DUDE. TRUST ME. 486 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,786 - JENNA, SHE HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM, 487 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,388 WHICH IS A STRONG MARKER 488 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,923 SHE WILL FOLLOW IN HER MOTHER'S FOOTSTEPS 489 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,726 AND GET PREGNANT AT 17. 490 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,361 SADIE MADE A GOOD POINT. 491 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,496 SHE SAID AS A CHARITY ORGANIZATION, 492 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:28,268 WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE CHARITY CASE. 493 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,669 - NO, IT'S BUGGING ME. 494 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,604 I'M GONNA TEXT JENNA, SEE IF SHE WANTS TO TALK. 495 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,373 - WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T TEXT YOU BACK? 496 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,942 SHE'S GONNA HAVE ALL THE POWER. 497 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,745 - WHAT? THIS ISN'T JUNIOR HIGH. 498 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,855 - EXCUSE US. I'M NOT FEELING WELL. 499 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,858 I'VE COME TO MY SENSES. WE DON'T BELONG HERE. 500 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,964 [cell phone beeps] 501 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,375 [cell phone beeps] 502 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,577 - AH, SHE WANTS ME TO CALL HER. 503 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,590 - OH, GOD. 504 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,925 - POWER WAS A ZERO-SUM GAME. 505 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,594 WHEN YOU ALLOW SOMEONE TO TAKE IT, 506 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,995 THEY WILL. 507 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,030 MATTY HAD ALL THE POWER IN OUR RELATIONSHIP 508 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965 BECAUSE I LET HIM. 509 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,602 BUT THAT WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 510 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,938 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 511 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,909 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 512 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,311 WE HAD AN ACCIDENTAL KISS. - YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 513 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,545 - FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT, MATTY, 514 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,347 BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR SECRET. 515 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,848 - JENNA HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO PLAY DEAD-- 516 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,417 - STACY? 517 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,851 - THE REASON THAT I KEEP BRINGING UP OUR KISS 518 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,986 IS BECAUSE...