1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,567 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,167 - I'M NOT GONNA HOOK UP WITH MATTY AGAIN UNTIL WE DTR. 3 00:00:06,167 --> 00:00:08,767 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - "DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP." 4 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:11,033 - THANKS AGAIN FOR DITCHING OUT OF THE PARTY WITH ME. 5 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:12,267 IT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT. 6 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,433 JENNA, I LIKE YOU. 7 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:14,600 I'M JUST NOT SURE I'M READY 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,200 TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,200 - IN HIGH SCHOOL, PERCEPTION'S EVERYTHING. 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,667 AND BEING DROPPED OFF BY A PARENT 11 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:31,833 IS LIKE OWNING A ROLLING BACKPACK 12 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,567 OR KISSING YOUR GRANDPARENT ON THE MOUTH. 13 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,100 UNSAVORY. 14 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,133 IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE WAS PLAYING THE ROLE 15 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:40,400 OF JUDGE AND JURY, 16 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,433 THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE WAS TO ASSERT 17 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,600 SOME KIND OF INDEPENDENCE. 18 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,733 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT-- 19 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:47,400 I'M GETTING OUT. 20 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,467 - YOU NEED TO BLEND, AND THEN CHANGE THAT SHIRT. 21 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:52,567 PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD NICE THINGS. 22 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,900 HERE. AND IT'S BACKLESS, 23 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,233 SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A BRA. 24 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:58,400 - NICE. THAT'LL BE INTERESTING IN GYM 25 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,567 WHEN I HAVE TO RUN THE MILE. 26 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:01,900 - JENNA, IT WOULD NOT KILL YOU TO TAKE A RISK. 27 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,800 BE BOLD ONCE IN A WHILE. 28 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,800 - MY MOTHER'S PERCEPTION OF BEING BOLD 29 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,833 WAS FREE-BOOBIN'. 30 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:08,067 I'D HAD ENOUGH. 31 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:15,433 - IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THE SHIRT, 32 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:17,433 AT LEAST TAKE THESE SO YOU LOOK HIP. 33 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:18,700 THEY'RE FAKE. 34 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,767 AND THEY'LL HELP YOU HIDE YOUR BIG UNIBROW. 35 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:29,433 - I WANTED AN EXCUSE TO WALK IN TOGETHER. 36 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:32,533 BUT WHAT I REALLY NEEDED WAS AN EXCUSE TO TALK. 37 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:35,567 MATTY SAID HE WASN'T READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE. 38 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,067 - * DON'T STOP THE MUSIC NOW COME ON * 39 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:45,400 * * 40 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:50,067 * OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * 41 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:54,100 - BUT MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. 42 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:57,133 AND WHY WOULD HE? 43 00:01:57,133 --> 00:02:00,433 I WAS THE SUICIDE GIRL. 44 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:01,967 [computer keyboard tapping] 45 00:02:01,967 --> 00:02:04,367 [gunshot] 46 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:06,533 [coach's whistle blowing] 47 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,133 SO THE FRONT SAID "JENNA LIVES," 48 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:09,567 AND THE BACK SAID "IN TRIBUTE." 49 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,400 THAT'S CLEARLY ABOUT ME, RIGHT? 50 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,433 - AS CLEAR AS THE COLD SORE ON VERA HERBERT'S FACE. 51 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,500 I'D SAY IT'S OOZINGLY OBVI. 52 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,400 - I MEAN, CRAP TO THE [bleep] PILE, 53 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,400 I SAW A GIRL GET OUT OF MATTY'S TRUCK. 54 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,333 I MEAN, I THINK HE'S HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 55 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,900 - YOU'RE LIKE A DAYTIME TALK SHOW. 56 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,900 - EXCEPT NOBODY'S PREGNANT... YET. 57 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,567 - ALL THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE BELL EVEN RANG. 58 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:31,800 WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE ALL THIS EFFED-UP KARMA? 59 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,600 OKAY, ACT TOTALLY NORMAL AND DON'T LOOK NOW, 60 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,333 BUT UP ON THE RIGHT, SHE'S THE ONE IN THE BLEACHERS. 61 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:40,367 - THE WHORE! - YES, BUT DON'T STARE! 62 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,400 - NOT LOOKING. - NO IDEA WHO SHE IS. 63 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,233 AH, CRAMP. - ME EITHER. 64 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:47,400 I THINK SHE'S A JUNIOR. AND SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE YOU. 65 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,767 - YEAH, BUT PRETTIER. AND COOLER. 66 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:52,567 WITH BIGGER BOOBS. SHE'S JENNA PLUS. 67 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,500 - NO WAY. SHE'S JENNA MINUS! 68 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,767 YOU DON'T TASTE LIKE ASHTRAY, AND YOU PUT OUT. 69 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:58,467 - SHE PROBABLY PUTS OUT TOO. 70 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:01,067 - BUT SHE'S OLDER, SO THE SEX IS SUPER DIRTY. 71 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,800 WHAT? 72 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,767 I DON'T MEAN HOT DIRTY, I MEAN GROSS DIRTY. 73 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:09,933 YOU KNOW, LIKE AMATEUR PORN. 74 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:11,300 - THERE'S THAT GUY WITH THE SHIRT. 75 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,267 NO WONDER MATTY WANTS TO KEEP HIS OPTIONS OPEN. 76 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,700 IT'S HARD TO BE SEEN AS GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL 77 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,200 WITH A LURKER AROUND. 78 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,867 - YOUR SUICIDE STIGMA IS LIKE THE HERPS. 79 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,600 JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S GONE, IT COMES BACK. 80 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,367 - SO HE GAVE SOMEONE A RIDE IN HIS TRUCK. 81 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,567 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 82 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,300 YOU'RE GETTING ALL WORKED UP OVER A JAGGOFF. 83 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:34,533 THE GIRL'S JUST SOME... 84 00:03:34,533 --> 00:03:36,367 CHICK. 85 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:39,333 - YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M PROBABLY JUST OVERREACTING. 86 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,333 - IT'S A FRIENDLY HUG. LIKE THIS. 87 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,567 SEE, TOTES FRIENDLY. 88 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:47,133 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON WITH THIS. 89 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,300 NOTHING BELOW THE NECK. PLATONIC. 90 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,667 - HEY. YEAH! 91 00:03:50,667 --> 00:03:53,067 - YOU WISH, CRETIN! 92 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,867 - IT'S NOT A FRIENDLY HUG, IS IT? 93 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,600 - SURRENDER YOUR PAIN TO THE SUGAR. 94 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,700 - I'M FINE. 95 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,767 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S CHEATING ON ME. 96 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:01,067 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 97 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,667 HE CAN GET HPV FROM WHOEVER HE WANTS. 98 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:06,933 - SEE YOU LATER. 99 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:08,433 - I COULDN'T CONTROL JENNA PLUS 100 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:10,567 FROM SPREADING HER DISEASE, 101 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,267 BUT I COULD STOP KYLE FROM SPREADING HIS. 102 00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:14,433 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF. 103 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,533 - NO. 104 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:18,300 - YES. YOU'RE GLORIFYING THE SUICIDE 105 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,433 I DIDN'T EVEN COMMIT. 106 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,300 - "JENNA LIVES" IS MY BAND. - REALLY? 107 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,067 YOU HAVE A BAND? 108 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:26,400 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY? 109 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,633 - IT'S NOT YOUR STYLE. - OH, AND YOU KNOW THIS 110 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,300 BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY OBSESSED WITH ME, 111 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,733 SO GO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT! 112 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:34,100 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 113 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,400 PLUS, I KNOW, LIKE, A HUNDRED JENNAS. 114 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,767 - IT SAYS "IN TRIBUTE." 115 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,167 - IT'S A TRIBUTE BAND. 116 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,467 - MAYBE IT WAS ALL IN MY HEAD. 117 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:47,800 I WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM. 118 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,700 BUT EVERYWHERE I WENT... 119 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,200 HE WAS THERE! 120 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,667 WOULD YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME! 121 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:11,700 - YOU'RE IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 122 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:14,333 - HEY. 123 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,167 [toilet flushes] 124 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,300 - I HAVE A STALKER. 125 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,100 IT'S THIS GUY NAMED KYLE, AND HE'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND 126 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,333 MAKING LIGHT OF A VERY SENSITIVE SITUATION 127 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,700 WITH A VERY INSENSITIVE T-SHIRT. 128 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,100 I NEED YOU TO MAKE HIM STOP. I MEAN, 129 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:29,067 ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A RIGHTS INFRINGEMENT OR SOMETHING? 130 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,700 - ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T BEING 131 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,600 A LITTLE BIT PARANOID? - NO! 132 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,900 I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE. 133 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,200 I MEAN, THE SHIRT IS PRETTY BLATANT. 134 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,067 - MAYBE KYLE DESIGNED THAT SHIRT AS A FAN. 135 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:42,333 YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE WANTS TO BE YOUR DAWG. 136 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,333 - MY WHAT? 137 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,567 - I KNOW A LITTLE GIRL 138 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:47,833 WITH A NAME THAT RHYMES WITH DALERIE, 139 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,667 AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS GROWING UP. 140 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,767 AND IT WAS VERY PAINFUL. 141 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,067 - OKAY, ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THIS IS HIS WAY 142 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,067 OF TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND? 143 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,867 - IT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE. 144 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:58,067 - REALLY? 'CAUSE TO ME IT JUST SEEMS LIKE 145 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,500 HE'D RATHER CUT OFF A PIECE OF MY HAIR 146 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,900 AND WEAR IT IN A LOCKET AROUND HIS NECK. 147 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,100 - I THINK THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW 148 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,400 IS GO TO A CRAZY PLACE. 149 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,667 - OKAY, I'M TIRED OF BEING SEEN 150 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:06,733 AS THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. 151 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,067 I DIDN'T. 152 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,433 KYLE'S SHIRT ONLY REMINDS PEOPLE 153 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:10,867 THAT I'M STILL THAT GIRL. 154 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,700 AND THEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME, 155 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,333 AND THEN THEY DON'T WANT TO DATE ME. 156 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,567 AND HIS STUPID T-SHIRT IS KEEPING ME FROM MOVING ON, 157 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,533 NOT TO MENTION, IT IS IN REALLY BAD TASTE. 158 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:22,067 - OH, SWEETIE... 159 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:25,233 I THOUGHT IT WAS A FAN SHIRT. 160 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,700 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL TAKE IT OFF. 161 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,533 I'LL TAKE IT OFF. I DON'T NEED IT. 162 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:32,400 I DON'T CARE. I'LL JUST TAKE IT OFF. 163 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,400 NEVER HAPPENED. 164 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,067 OKAY... 165 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,333 WHERE WERE WE? 166 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,833 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 167 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,067 - THANKS FOR SAVING ME SOME TOTS, KEL. 168 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,700 WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? 169 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,800 - McKIBBS, NICE HAT TRICK YESTERDAY, MAN. 170 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,067 - OH, THANKS, DUDE. 171 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:49,633 - OH, HEY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 172 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:51,633 I'M SO HUNGRY. 173 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,533 YOU HUNGRY? - STARVED. 174 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,067 - I COULD EAT, LIKE, FOUR SANDWICHES OR SOMETHING. 175 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:57,567 MAYBE SOME SOUP. MMM. 176 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,667 - WELL, I THINK THEY HAVE CHICKEN TORTILLA. 177 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:02,933 - SO LISTEN, I KNOW WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT, 178 00:07:02,933 --> 00:07:05,067 BUT YOU KNOW I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF, RIGHT? 179 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:06,533 MISUNDERSTANDING. 180 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:10,867 - OKAY. 181 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:13,267 UH...JELL-O? 182 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,233 - MMM. HELLO. 183 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:18,067 UH... 184 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:19,400 YOUR MOUTH IS SAYING OKAY, BUT YOUR EYES ARE SAYING, 185 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,900 "SAVE ME FROM THIS LUNATIC." 186 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,067 WHICH I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I'M RAMBLING 187 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,233 AND SOUNDING LIKE A WHACK JOB. 188 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,300 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY, 189 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,600 AND I SLIPPED-- I HAD AN ACCIDENT. 190 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,367 NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE ACCIDENTS. 191 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,633 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD BECAUSE I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL. 192 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:34,567 [forced laugh] 193 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,633 OH, WHAT WAS I SAYING? 194 00:07:36,633 --> 00:07:38,100 - YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TOTALLY NORMAL. 195 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:41,800 - YES. - I GOT IT. 196 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,133 I'LL SEE YA. - OKAY. 197 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:46,733 MATTY DITCHED ME TO BRING THAT CHICK A SANDWICH? 198 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,600 I FOOLED AROUND WITH THE GUY AT LEAST EIGHT TIMES, 199 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,867 AND HE NEVER BOUGHT ME A SANDWICH. 200 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:54,067 HE JUST BOUGHT HER A SANDWICH. WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM. 201 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,267 - WHO? 202 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,900 - YOUR FACE IS ALL RED, AND YOU HAVE CRAZY EYES. 203 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,267 DID YOU FEED THE RABID SQUIRRELS IN THE QUAD? 204 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:01,500 - LISTEN, THOSE SHIRTS ARE SPREADING, 205 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,633 AND I KNOW MATTY'S SEEN THEM. 206 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:03,833 DID YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE WEARING THEM? 207 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,267 I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEY'RE TOGETHER. 208 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,767 - YOU'RE GOING TO A DARK PLACE, J. 209 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,333 STAY WITH US. 210 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,333 - I JUST NEED CONCRETE PROOF THAT THEY'RE DATING. 211 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,867 I KNEW IT. 212 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:16,100 YOU'RE TOTALLY CASHING IN ON MY FAUX SUICIDE ATTEMPT. 213 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,300 THAT IS ILLEGAL. I COULD HAVE YOU ARRESTED! 214 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,467 YOU'RE STALKING ME. ADMIT IT. 215 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:20,967 I SAW YOU AT LEAST FIVE TIMES LAST PERIOD. 216 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:22,333 - I'M AN OFFICE AID. 217 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:25,967 - MM. YEAH? TAKE THE DAMN SHIRT OFF--NOW. 218 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:27,200 YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE. 219 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,633 - THOSE ARE MINE. 220 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:31,967 - TAKE IT OFF. - NO. 221 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:34,067 - TAKE IT...OFF. 222 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,067 - NO. - FINE. 223 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:37,200 I WILL. JUST STOP IT, OKAY? 224 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,600 PEOPLE ARE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA. 225 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,633 THEY THINK I'M CRAZY, OKAY? JUST STOP IT! 226 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,333 STOP STALKING ME, STOP WITH THESE STUPID T-SHIRTS! 227 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,467 JUST STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! 228 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:46,400 STOP IT! - YOU'RE CRAZY. 229 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,833 - DOES THIS REALLY WARRANT DETENTION? 230 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,333 - IF YOU WERE 18, 231 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,467 IT COULD WARRANT SOME TIME IN THE SLAMMER. 232 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,733 SORRY I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SPECIAL TREATMENT. 233 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,100 I MEAN, I COULD HAVE, 234 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,433 BUT THERE WERE SO MANY WITNESSES. 235 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:12,367 - I SEE SOME NEW FACES... 236 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,200 MIXED IN WITH THE OLD. 237 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,733 TO THE ROOKIES-- 238 00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:17,400 WE'RE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM HERE. 239 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,900 NOW, I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU, 240 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,067 BUT YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN. 241 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,900 SO YOU BEST BE ON YOUR BEST. 242 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:27,067 LIKE BUSY LITTLE WORKER BEES-- 243 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,367 ZZZ-- 244 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:32,433 YOU WILL BE WORKING ON YOUR HOMEWORK HONEY POT, 245 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:33,900 AND I WILL BE IN MY OFFICE 246 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,433 ATTENDING TO MY PILES 247 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,400 AND PILES OF WORK. 248 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,667 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE DETENTION TOO. 249 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,300 - WE HAVE EXACTLY TWO HOURS. 250 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,067 STARTING NOW. [snaps] 251 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,800 - TWO HOURS FOR, UH, FOR WHAT? 252 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,867 - VALERIE'S NAP. WE'RE HEADING TO GIUSEPPE'S. 253 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,633 - GUESS JENNA PLUS WAS A REGULAR IN DETENTION. 254 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,767 AND THE LEADER AMONG THE REBEL HERD. 255 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:14,933 MAYBE MATTY THOUGHT BEING BAD...WAS GOOD. 256 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:17,700 COME ON, NEWBIE. 257 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,200 FROM THE SMALL BIRD TATTOO ON HER ANKLE 258 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,200 TO THE SIMPLE CARMEX SHE WORE INSTEAD OF LIP GLOSS, 259 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,900 EVERYTHING ABOUT JENNA PLUS WAS COOL. 260 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,733 BITCH. 261 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,733 - SO WHAT ARE YOU IN DETENTION FOR, WONDER BOY? 262 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:31,867 - I WAS CAUGHT HOLDING THE HOSE AT THE BONFIRE. 263 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,567 - KINKY. - [laughs] YEAH. 264 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,367 - AND YOUR CRIME, HAMILTON? 265 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,500 - OH, JUST A LITTLE... 266 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,767 [ahem] MISUNDERSTANDING. 267 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,100 AT LUNCH. WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 268 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,933 - I'M A DETENTION REWARDS CARD MEMBER. 269 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,400 TODAY I BLEW OFF HISTORY 270 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,400 'CAUSE I WAS ON THE PHONE HAVING A MELTDOWN WITH THIS GUY. 271 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,900 - WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT MATTY, 272 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,200 OR WAS I HAVING A PARANOIA STROKE? 273 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,667 [cell phone tune] 274 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,400 - SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 275 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,000 WHAT? 276 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,567 NO! 277 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,067 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 278 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,667 - CAN I BUM A SMOKE? 279 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,100 - SURE. 280 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,067 - I WONDERED IF MATTY LIKED SMOKERS. 281 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:13,333 AND IF SO, COULD I FAKE A PRO? 282 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,533 - OKAY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS TIME 283 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,067 TO THINK ABOUT IT AND CALL ME BACK? 284 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,700 - [coughs] 285 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,233 EVERYTHING OKAY? 286 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,667 - YEAH. IT'S JUST MY EX. 287 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,167 WE'VE BEEN ON A BREAK, 288 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,833 AND WE'RE IN THE PROCESS OF MAYBE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 289 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,733 - DID THAT MEAN I WAS MATTY'S REBOUND? 290 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,500 BREAKS ARE HARD. 291 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,300 SOMEONE ALWAYS HOOKS UP WITH ANOTHER PERSON, 292 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,633 MAYBE EVEN FALLS FOR THEM. 293 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,067 THINK HE'S INTO SOMEONE ELSE? 294 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:41,833 - I THOUGHT SO. BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE. 295 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,167 WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER, IT'S... IT'S AMAZING. 296 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,467 IT'S LIKE... 297 00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:48,167 THE WORLD FALLS AWAY... THEN THE NEXT DAY, 298 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,067 HE'S INDIFFERENT, HE DOESN'T CALL ME. 299 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,867 HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME. 300 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,200 SO STARTED TO WONDER 301 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,467 IF MAYBE I'M IMAGINING ALL THE GOOD STUFF. 302 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:58,500 - JENNA PLUS AND I MIGHT HAVE BEEN FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS, 303 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,067 BUT HER MATTY HEARTBREAK WAS THE SAME. 304 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:03,800 [cell phone tune] 305 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,067 THERE IT WAS. 306 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,567 THE ANSWER I WAS CHASING. 307 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:10,067 I COULDN'T LIVE IN THE SAFETY OF DENIAL ANYMORE. 308 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:12,567 SHE WAS WITH MATTY. HE WAS WITH HER. 309 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,067 AND I WAS WITH CANCER. 310 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,067 - I'M GONNA LET HIM SWEAT IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 311 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:19,167 THANKS FOR LISTENING. 312 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,767 ARE YOU OKAY? 313 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,333 WHATEVER THE MISUNDERSTANDING WAS TODAY, 314 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,733 IT'LL BLOW OVER. 315 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,733 NOTHING'S EVER AS BAD AS IT SEEMS. 316 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,200 HERE. 317 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,300 TAKE MY LAST SMOKE. I'M GONNA GRAB ANOTHER PACK. 318 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,700 - AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO HATE ON JENNA PLUS, 319 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,800 I COULDN'T. 320 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,833 THE BITCH WAS DECENT. 321 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,833 MAYBE EVEN SWEET. 322 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,533 AND IT MADE ME REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF. 323 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,367 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A SMOKER. 324 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,833 - I'M NOT. 325 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,500 - WELL, I HEAR LUNG CANCER DOES MAKE YOUR ASS LOOK HUGE. 326 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,667 - WELL, I'M HAVING A CRAPPY DAY. 327 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,500 EVERYONE THINKS I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF, 328 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,133 AND THERE'S A LAME GUY SELLING T-SHIRTS 329 00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,433 KEEPING THE STUPID STORY ALIVE. 330 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,900 - I DON'T THINK YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF. 331 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,433 - REALLY? - NO. 332 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,867 YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE. 333 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,667 WELL, UNLESS YOU KEEP SMOKING. 334 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,233 - AND THERE'S A GUY... 335 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,800 - OH. MYSTERIOUS. 336 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,133 - I REALLY LIKE HIM, BUT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 337 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,467 - WHO IS IT? 338 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,867 - I CAN'T SAY. 339 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,067 - OH. SO I'D KNOW HIM. 340 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,700 - NO COMMENT. 341 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,467 - AW, COME ON. 342 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,367 DOES THIS GUY EVEN KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HIM? 343 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,633 - I'D SAY IT'S PRETTY CLEAR. 344 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,767 I MEAN... HE'S FUNNY AND HE'S COOL, 345 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,433 AND EVERYBODY LIKES HIM, 346 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,967 WHICH IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. 347 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,067 BUT I FEEL LIKE I SEE WHO HE REALLY IS, 348 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,067 AND HE GETS ME. 349 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,833 - YEAH. 350 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,133 - BUT WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL, 351 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,233 AND HE CAN NEVER BE WITH A FREAK LIKE ME, SO... 352 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,533 IT'S KINDA HOPELESS. 353 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,500 - MAYBE YOU'RE MISJUDGING THE SITUATION, 354 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,933 AND THIS GUY REALLY DOES LIKE YOU... 355 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:51,700 JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 356 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,367 - NAPTIME'S ALMOST OVER. 357 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,767 [door slams] 358 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,300 - GOOD DAY TODAY! 359 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,133 I SNUCK BY EARLIER 360 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,633 AND CHECKED ON YOUR PROGRESS, 361 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,133 AND YOU WERE ALL BUSY WORKING AWAY. 362 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,233 AS ALWAYS, I APPRECIATE YOUR RESPECT 363 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,200 OF THE HONOR SYSTEM. 364 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,200 YOU MAKE MY JOB A PLEASURE. 365 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,300 YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED. 366 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,700 - HEY, MOM, IT'S ME. 367 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,700 UH...WHEN YOUR TAN IS DRY, COME PICK ME UP. 368 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,133 - JENNA. 369 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:36,367 I, UM... I JUST WANTED TO SAY I, UH... 370 00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,433 OKAY. 371 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,667 YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT? 372 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,400 - YES. 373 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,233 - UM, I JUST WANT TO THROW IN MY TWO CENTS 374 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,067 AND SAY THAT I'M SURE YOU'RE ON HIS RADAR. 375 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,267 I MEAN, HE'D BE LUCKY-- 376 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,433 WELL, I--I MEAN, ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU. 377 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:53,333 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE PITY PARTY. 378 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,767 BUT I THINK I'LL LIVE. 379 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,767 THE T-SHIRTS SAY SO. 380 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,900 - [chuckles] 381 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,500 NO, UM, SERIOUSLY. 382 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,800 I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING IF THIS GUY DIDN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND 383 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,967 THAT HE'D BE ALL OVER YOU. 384 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,867 - WOULD HE NOW? - YEAH. 385 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,767 HE WOULD. 386 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,233 - IT WAS NICE TO HEAR. 387 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,733 IF JAKE COULD SEE ME IN A POSITIVE LIGHT, 388 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,067 MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE COULD TOO. 389 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,200 THANK YOU. 390 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,667 - DON'T STOP ON ACCOUNT OF ME. 391 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:45,733 - SHE'S ACTING OUT. 392 00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,233 WE GAVE HER TOO MUCH ROPE. 393 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,233 SHE'S NEVER HAD DETENTION BEFORE. 394 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,167 THERE HAVE TO BE CONSEQUENCES. 395 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,233 - ISN'T DETENTION A CONSEQUENCE? 396 00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:54,100 - SHE NEEDS PARENTAL PUNISHING TOO. 397 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,300 BUT NOTHING TOO HARSH. 398 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,567 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 399 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:57,767 SHOULD WE SEND HER TO BED WITHOUT DESSERT? 400 00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,133 - SO THAT SHE WAKES UP SKINNIER? 401 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,700 NO, THAT'S NOT A PUNISHMENT, THAT'S A REWARD. 402 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:05,067 - WE CAN'T LET HER THINK WE'RE TAKING THIS LIGHTLY. 403 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:08,133 - HOW DO WE DO THIS? 404 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,067 - WE START BY PRESENTING A UNIFIED FRONT. 405 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,767 - YOUR BEHAVIOR AT SCHOOL TODAY WAS UNACCEPTABLE. 406 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:21,833 GETTING PHYSICAL WITH SOMEONE IS NEVER THE ANSWER. 407 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,200 WE'RE... 408 00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,067 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 409 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,167 - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO FLIP OUT. 410 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,800 I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF. 411 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,233 I MEAN, MOM TOLD ME TO TAKE MORE RISKS. 412 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:33,667 - YOU TOLD HER TO TAKE MORE RISKS? 413 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,967 - IN THE CONTEXT OF WHAT SHE WAS WEARING. 414 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,133 - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 415 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:41,633 - I TOLD HER TO WEAR A SHIRT WITHOUT A BRA. 416 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,567 - WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT? 417 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,233 OUR DAUGHTER IS 15! 418 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,567 SHE DOESN'T NEED TO SKIP THE BRA! 419 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,900 - IT WAS A BACKLESS SHIRT! 420 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,367 - DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO COME BACK IN TEN MINUTES? 421 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,433 both: 15! 422 00:16:56,467 --> 00:17:00,267 - EVERYTHING THAT ONCE WAS SIMPLE WAS NOW COMPLICATED. 423 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,067 MATTY'S BEST FRIEND HAD KISSED ME. 424 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,367 AND MATTY DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND. 425 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,967 'CAUSE HE ALREADY HAD ONE. 426 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,500 AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WANTED HER TO DISAPPEAR, 427 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,733 SHE WOULDN'T. 428 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,600 SHE WAS REAL AND SHE HAD A NAME. 429 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,233 OLIVIA. 430 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,167 AS EXPECTED, IT WAS PRETTIER THAN MINE. 431 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,200 [cell phone tune] 432 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,200 HEY. 433 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,800 - SO HOW WAS JUVIE? 434 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,933 - NOTHING LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 435 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,867 - THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE THEME OF THE DAY. 436 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,433 BRACE YOURSELF, J. 437 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:27,967 I CSI'D YOUR BARNACLE. 438 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,733 CHECK OUT HIS PAGE. 439 00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:35,400 YOU'RE NOT THE OBJECT OF HIS AFFECTION. 440 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,467 SEE, HIS HAND IS ON MISS BURNDAHL'S KNEE. 441 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,233 UM, HURL. 442 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,267 - [sighs] 443 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,600 HE IS AN OFFICE AID. 444 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,467 I AM SUCH A JERK. 445 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,567 KYLE'S NOT A STALKER, JENNA PLUS IS NICE. 446 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,600 WHAT'S NEXT? 447 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,200 - SO YOU ATTACKED AN INNOCENT OFFICE AID. 448 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200 WE'RE ALL SPUN OUT ON THE CRAZY CAR. 449 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,733 IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 450 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,067 I MEAN, I SHAME-SPIRAL, LIKE, WEEKLY. 451 00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,300 NO BIGS. 452 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,167 CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO UGLY-CRY. 453 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,633 - [sighs] 454 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:08,100 TURNS OUT I HAD BEEN SMOKING THE EMOTIONAL CRACK PIPE 455 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,900 AND I NEEDED TO TAKE A DRASTIC 12 STEPS BACK TO RECOVERY. 456 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,333 I HAD ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGED I HAD A PROBLEM. 457 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,533 SO I DECIDED TO SKIP THE MIDDLE STEPS 458 00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:17,933 AND GO STRAIGHT TO NUMBER NINE-- 459 00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:20,067 MAKING AMENDS. 460 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,067 - I'M NOT WEARING THE SHIRT! 461 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,067 - I KNOW! I'M SORRY! 462 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,067 LISTEN, I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE 463 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,433 CALLING YOU OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 464 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,200 - YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY STRONG. 465 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,533 - I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS, 466 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,067 AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 467 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,733 CAN I BUY A SHIRT TO SUPPORT YOUR BAND? 468 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,700 - YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT. 469 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,967 - NO, LET ME PAY FOR IT, I INSIST. 470 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,300 THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST RIDICULOUS. 471 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,433 I MEAN, I JUST KEPT SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE. 472 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:48,367 AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A...CREEPER. 473 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,867 TURNS OUT, I AM. 474 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,067 - OKAY. 475 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,800 - WE COOL? 476 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,200 - YEAH. 477 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,100 HEY! 478 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,367 YOU SHOULD HEAR MY BAND PLAY SOMETIME. 479 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,733 WE KILL IT. 480 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:06,500 - YEAH, I'D LOVE TO. 481 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,300 [hinges squeak] 482 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,567 [comically ominous music] 483 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:16,067 * * 484 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,367 - COME SIT WITH ME! 485 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,200 - COOL SPECS. 486 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,567 - THEY'RE NOT REAL OR ANYTHING. 487 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,833 I LIKE TO WEAR THEM SO THAT PEOPLE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. 488 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,300 - FUNNY, EVEN JENNA PLUS WAS CONCERNED 489 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300 WITH HOW PEOPLE PERCEIVED HER. 490 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,367 - HEY! 491 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,633 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO KNEW EACH OTHER. 492 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:42,633 - BUSTED. 493 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,233 - WE'RE DETENTION BUDDIES. 494 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,433 I NEED RANCH. 495 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:50,667 - YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE THAT WOULD BE IN DETENTION. 496 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,400 - MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE I AM. 497 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,933 SO, UM... 498 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,733 HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 499 00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,600 - WHO, LIV? 500 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,767 SHE'S KINDA MY GIRLFRIEND. 501 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,267 IN-LAW. 502 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,900 SHE AND MY BROTHER HAVE BEEN OFF AND ON FOR A WHILE. 503 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,267 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 504 00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:12,267 HEY. 505 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,700 WEIRD. 506 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,200 SO YOU TWO KINDA LOOK ALIKE. 507 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,300 - [laughs] 508 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,367 - YEAH. 509 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:26,033 - NAH, SHE'S WAY PRETTIER THAN ME. 510 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,767 - IT WAS OUR FIRST LUNCH TOGETHER. 511 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,833 AND I REALIZED IT WASN'T MY STIGMA OR ANOTHER GIRL 512 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,133 KEEPING ME FROM MATTY. 513 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,267 IT WAS HOW I SAW MYSELF. 514 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,900 - NEXT ON AWKWARD. 515 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,833 - YOU KNOW THIS IS A CHARITY LEAGUE. 516 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,633 NOT A CHARITY, RIGHT? 517 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:43,900 - WE ARE GONNA ROCK THE KNICK KNACKERS. 518 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,933 - WE ARE! 519 00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:48,100 - YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. 520 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,433 both: SADIE WROTE THE LETTER! 521 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,933 - DO YOU THINK MATTY KNOWS JAKE KISSED ME? 522 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,533 - NO WAY. GUYS DON'T TALK. 523 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,200 - I KISSED JENNA HAMILTON. - WHAT? 524 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,267 [glass shatters]