1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,038 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,506 - MATTY INVITED ME TO A PARTY. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,507 - HE'S TAKING YOU PUBLIC, 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,775 OUTING YOU AS A COUPLE. 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,477 - ARE YOU AND MATTY TOGETHER? 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:15,983 - WHO THE [bleep] INVITED YOU? 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:18,219 - LOOKS LIKE MATTY INVITED A LOT OF PEOPLE. 8 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,388 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS I AM. 9 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,989 - IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY. 10 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,992 MM...MM... 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,026 YOU HAVE TO BE HOME RIGHT AWAY? 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,461 - I HAVE A FEW HOURS TO KILL. 13 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,030 - IT WAS HOMECOMING WEEK. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,466 AND, LIKE AN UNCOMFORTABLY MISGUIDED TAMPON, 15 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,302 IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE. 16 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,036 ESPECIALLY THE DAY OF THE BONFIRE, 17 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,372 WHEN THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY WAS RUNNING AROUND 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,741 LIKE THEY WERE HIGH OFF HUFFED PAINT... 19 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,876 AND EVERY INCH OF THE SCHOOL WAS COVERED IN SIGNS. 20 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,045 [crowd cheering] 21 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,314 THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, 22 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,982 SOME INCHES NEEDED MORE COVERAGE THAN OTHERS. 23 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,319 ME, I WAS JUST DESPERATE FOR A SIGN 24 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,820 THAT MATTY WAS STILL INTO ME. 25 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,356 all: HOO! HOO! TITANS! 26 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,357 [paper ripping] 27 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,358 - GO, TITANS! - OH, YEAH! 28 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:00,161 - OH, MY GOD, THEY HAVE BONERS! 29 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,663 DO ALL BONERS LOOK LIKE WEAPONS? 30 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,665 - HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A MARSHMALLOW SHOOTER? 31 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:05,999 - LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE. 32 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,336 - UM, YEAH, I'M IN THE BAND. 33 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:09,770 AND JENNA SAW PEEN WHEN MCKIBBERS 34 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,838 GAVE HER THE HYMEN HAMMER. 35 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,140 - YOU HAD SEX WITH MATTY? 36 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,341 WHY DID YOU TELL TAMARA AND NOT ME? 37 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,975 - I WAS GONNA TELL YOU, BUT... 38 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,377 - MATTY'S STILL KISSING OTHER GIRLS. 39 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,147 HE HOOKED UP WITH MICHELLE IN LISSA'S HOT TUB. 40 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,148 - WHAT? - LOOK! 41 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,483 BETSY MOTAMEDI HAS PINK EYE. 42 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,651 OW. HEH. 43 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,053 - SO...YOU'RE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP? 44 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,421 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S NOT ANYTHING. 45 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,722 THEY HAVEN'T D.T.R.'d. 46 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,859 - TRUE, WE HADN'T "DEFINED THE RELATIONSHIP." 47 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,528 BUT I WASN'T SURE THERE WAS A RELATIONSHIP TO DEFINE. 48 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,464 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT WITH MING, 49 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,798 WHO WAS GETTING ALL JUDGE JUDY ON ME. 50 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,767 - J, I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE THIRD GRADE, 51 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,635 AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE COOL DOING IT WITH A GUY 52 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,537 WHO'S KISSING OTHER GIRLS. 53 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,039 - I ALREADY DECIDED THAT I'M NOT GONNA HOOK UP WITH MATTY AGAIN 54 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,208 UNTIL WE D.T.R. 55 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:50,278 CONFESSION: I WAS TERRIFIED TO D.T.R. 56 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,613 I JUST NEEDED A SIGN THAT I SHOULD HAVE THE CONVO. 57 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,947 - YEAH! 58 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,349 - ANY SIGN... 59 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,186 TO FALL INTO MY LAP. 60 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,656 [keyboard clattering] 61 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,724 [loud bang] 62 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,061 - THANKS FOR THE INFO VOMIT AT LUNCH. 63 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,331 - YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FILTER. 64 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,099 - [sighs] DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO MATTY 65 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,201 ABOUT OUR STATUS? 66 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,868 - MM, NO. 67 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:19,873 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 68 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,209 SHE HAS PINK EYE TOO. 69 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,711 - J, YOU NEED TO HOLD OFF ON THE MATTY CHITCHAT 70 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,246 AND WAIT FOR HIM TO DO IT. 71 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,080 THE LAST THING YOU WANNA DO IS GET ALL STATUS CLINGY. 72 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,283 I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE TOO. 73 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,718 LIKE CHRIS JONES. 74 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,719 HE WAS AT LISSA'S. 75 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,756 - WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE CONJUNCTA-FUNK? 76 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,990 IS THERE AN EPIDEMIC? 77 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,595 [toilets flushing] 78 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,497 [eerie music] 79 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,236 - MY EYE IS ITCHING LIKE CRAZY. 80 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,970 - EW, DON'T TOUCH IT. THAT [bleep] SPREADS. 81 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,640 - LIKE THAT RUMOR THAT WE GOT IT FROM AN ORGY AT LISSA'S. 82 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,243 AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE PEOPLE THINKING THAT I'M EASY. 83 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,244 - WELL, YOU ARE. 84 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,511 - I KNOW. 85 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,579 AHEM. 86 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,916 [toilets flushing] 87 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,420 - WAS THERE AN ORGY AT LISSA'S? - EVIDENTLY. 88 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,088 AND GET THIS. 89 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,258 I WAS PART OF IT! 90 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,059 I MEAN, I WASN'T REALLY PART OF IT, 91 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,394 BUT EVERYONE WILL THINK I WAS. 92 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,528 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER 93 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,763 THAN A RED CUP PHOTO. 94 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,598 NOW, I HAVE RED CUP ON MY FACE. 95 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,567 - OKAY, SO THERE WAS AN ORGY AT LISSA'S. 96 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,134 - WELL, IT WAS JUST A MAKE-OUT ORGY. 97 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,570 FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. 98 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,305 IN THE HOT TUB. 99 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,474 - DID MATTY KISS ANYONE, BESIDES MICHELLE? 100 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,008 - I WASN'T TRACKING HIS ACTIVITY. 101 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,378 ALTHOUGH, HE WASN'T IN THE HOT TUB WHEN THE ACTION WENT DOWN. 102 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,280 - SO HE COULD HAVE BEEN HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE? 103 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,282 - IT'S POSSIBLE. 104 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,683 NO FILTER, REMEMBER? 105 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,624 - WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, POSER. 106 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,126 SIDESHOW. 107 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,330 - "POSER"? 108 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,864 SHE WASN'T EVEN IN THE HOT TUB. 109 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,633 I'M CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THAT EYE. 110 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,101 I GUARANTEE SHE USED LIP LINER 111 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,304 AND STRATEGICALLY PLACED BLUSH. 112 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,305 I NEED A BETTER LOOK. 113 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,509 - I HAD ASKED THE UNIVERSE FOR A SIGN 114 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:02,810 THAT I SHOULD TALK TO MATTY, 115 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,579 AND SO FAR, I HAD SIX. 116 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,017 MAKE THAT SEVEN. 117 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,520 THE D.T.R HAD TO HAPPEN A.S.A.P., 118 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,323 AND, O.M.G., I REALLY NEEDED TO STOP USING INITIALS. 119 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,159 - HEY. 120 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,194 - I COULDN'T SEE MATTY'S RIGHT EYE. 121 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,830 - I DIDN'T HURT YOU AT LUNCH, DID I? 122 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,333 - NO, BUT I BET THAT FALL HURT YOU. 123 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,900 OR AT LEAST YOUR PRECIOUS CARGO. 124 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,737 - YEAH...YEAH. 125 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,705 SO AM I GONNA SEE YOU AT THE BONFIRE TONIGHT? 126 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,174 - THE BIGGER QUESTION, WAS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE ME? 127 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,378 - I THINK SO. 128 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,012 - HEY, SO ALYSSA'S KICKBACK... 129 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,349 I'M SORRY IF I WAS WEIRD OR WHATEVER. 130 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,351 I WAS PRETTY FADED. 131 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:46,820 I JUST DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING. 132 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,522 OR DOING. 133 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,757 I'M NOT MAKING ANY SENSE, AM I? 134 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:52,360 - MATTY WAS APOLOGIZING FOR KISSING A SKANK. 135 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,227 OR MAYBE I WAS THE SKANK. 136 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,397 - SO, LISTEN, UM... [cell phone chimes] 137 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,965 THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 138 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,433 - SHOOT, I GOTTA GO. 139 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,134 TALK LATER? OKAY. 140 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,471 - NEW DEAL: IF MATTY DIDN'T HAVE THE PINK, 141 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,738 IT WOULD CLEAR THE STINK. 142 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,541 IF HE DID, I'D HAVE TO HAVE THE TALK. 143 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,809 AND THAT WAS GONNA BE... 144 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,010 - AWKWARD! 145 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,845 [both laugh] 146 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,114 - OH, DARN. 147 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,484 SO, UH, YOU GOING TO THE BONFIRE? 148 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:19,186 - OH, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE. 149 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,921 - WELL, IT'S REQUIRED. 150 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,590 - AHEM, AHEM. 151 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:25,393 - UM, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, VAL. 152 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,394 - YES, YOU WILL. 153 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,428 - HEY, JENNA. 154 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,865 - SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT WITH A GUY. 155 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,133 - ME TOO. 156 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,702 - AND IT CONCERNS OTHER GIRLS. 157 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,003 - OH, IS HE MARRIED? 158 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,772 - NO, HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL. 159 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,608 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN TO D.T.R. 160 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,313 [door slams] 161 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,782 - HAVE YOU EVER D.T.R.'d BEFORE? 162 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,484 - NO, AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. 163 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,986 IT'S--I HAD A CHANCE EARLIER TODAY. 164 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,321 IT WAS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 165 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,223 - WAIT A MINUTE, "IT" WAS ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE? 166 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,625 EARLIER TODAY? 167 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,892 [snickers] 168 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,127 WHERE WERE YOU? 169 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,462 - BY MY LOCKER. 170 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,230 - SO YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS. 171 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:06,434 - ANY...WAY, I WAS... 172 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,835 I WAS TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH, 173 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,102 AND I JUST COULDN'T SPIT IT OUT. 174 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,571 - SO YOU SWALLOWED? 175 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,872 - YEAH, I GUESS. I HELD IT IN. 176 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,807 - [aggravated sigh] SOMETIMES WE FEEL A PRESSURE 177 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,108 TO HOLD IT IN. 178 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,611 BUT YOU NEED TO DO WHATEVER'S COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. 179 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,779 AND IF HE'S WORTH IT, 180 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,581 HE WILL NOT JUDGE YOU FOR SPITTING IT OUT. 181 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,950 - REALLY? I JUST-- I DON'T WANNA SCARE HIM OFF. 182 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,553 - SCARE HIM OFF? I HATE THE DOUBLE STANDARD. 183 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,821 IT'S LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW EVERYTHING, 184 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,723 BUT WHEN THEY GET DOWN TO BUSINESS WITH US, 185 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,459 THEY CAN JUST SPIT FREELY. 186 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,962 - I'M NOT...SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING HERE. 187 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,164 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 188 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:41,201 - D.T.R. "DEFINE THE RELATIONSHIP." 189 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,471 - OH. - SO WHAT SHOULD I DO? 190 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,738 MY GUT SAYS JUST SPIT IT OUT. 191 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,807 - OH, NO. N-N-N-N-NO. 192 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,477 SUPPRESS YOUR REFLEX. DEFINITELY SWALLOW. 193 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,479 [school bell ringing] 194 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,746 - DID YOU TALK TO MATTY? 195 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,482 - WE SPOKE, BUT, YOU KNOW, 196 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,683 IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THINGS ARE GOOD. 197 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,950 WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET SPECIFIC. 198 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,186 - CLEAR WITHOUT BEING SPECIFIC? 199 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,888 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 200 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,556 - IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. 201 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,324 WE'RE GONNA HANG OUT AT THE BONFIRE TONIGHT. 202 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,027 - REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED NOT TO HOOK UP AGAIN 203 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,261 WITHOUT CLARITY, 204 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,763 SO YOU BETTER GET IT SOON, 205 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,832 BEFORE YOU'RE DUMPSTER HUMPING WITHOUT A SAFETY NET. 206 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,166 - WHAT? 207 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,503 - THE BONFIRE IS A SCAM FEST. 208 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:19,272 AFTER THE FIRE DIES DOWN, EVERYTHING ELSE HEATS UP. 209 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,509 AND THANKS FOR KEEPING ME IN THE LOOP. 210 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,510 NOT. 211 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,544 - MING, I'M SORRY. 212 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,378 I JUST-- - MCKIBBEN, OF COURSE. 213 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,947 I'M GONNA ASK HIM FOR A RIDE TO THE BONFIRE, 214 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,782 AND THEN I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A RIDE. 215 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,083 [girls laugh] 216 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,520 - I HAD TO GET TO MATTY BEFORE MICHELLE. 217 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,389 WHETHER I LIKED IT OR NOT, IT WAS TIME TO D.T.R. 218 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,128 MOVE IT! 219 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,296 MY LEGS WERE MOVING PRETTY FAST. 220 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,932 AND IT SEEMED LIKE THEY KNEW WHERE THEY WERE GOING 221 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,534 BEFORE I DID. 222 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,539 - JENNA! CAN YOU BELIEVE 223 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,706 HOW MANY PEOPLE GOT THE SCARLET EYE 224 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,274 FROM LISSA'S PARTY? WE DODGED A BULLET. 225 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,144 - YES, BIG...PINK BULLET. 226 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,579 - UM, HEY, THANKS AGAIN 227 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,848 FOR DITCHING OUT OF THE PARTY WITH ME. 228 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,082 IT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT. 229 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,784 - YEAH, IT WAS. 230 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,418 LOVE TO TALK, BUT I GOTTA FINISH SPEED WALKING 231 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,554 FOR, UH, GYM. 232 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,055 AS I FELT THE CRAZY CREEPING IN, 233 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,723 I BLAMED CONJUNCTIVITIS. [horn honks] 234 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,561 AND ME. 235 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,195 AND THREE GODFORSAKEN LETTERS: 236 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,630 D.T.R. 237 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,034 - REMEMBER OUR SOPHOMORE BONFIRE? 238 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,304 OHH, I WAS WEARING THAT GREEN SUEDE SKIRT. 239 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,073 - I THINK I HAVE BETTER RECALL 240 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,575 FOR WHAT YOU WEREN'T WEARING. 241 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,442 - OH, I'M-- I'M IN THE ROOM. 242 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,746 - REMEMBER HOW I STOLE YOU AWAY FROM MANDY... 243 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,181 WHAT'S HER NAME? - PIEKARSKI. 244 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,149 - YES. - WHO YOU TOLD I WAS GAY. 245 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,851 [both laughing] 246 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,921 - WHICH, CLEARLY, YOU AREN'T. 247 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,455 - ARE YOU REALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW 248 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,657 IN FRONT OF ME? 249 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,992 - I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED A DIFFERENT TACTIC. 250 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,827 - WELL, I HAD TO FIGHT DIRTY, BABE. 251 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,828 SHE WAS A NASTY HO-BAG. 252 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,330 - AND NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. 253 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,601 YOU WERE THE SEXIEST GIRL THAT I'D EVER SEEN. 254 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,937 - IT WAS A DAMN GOOD BRA. 255 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,906 - MY MOTHER'S RISK BORE A REWARD. 256 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,808 AND MAYBE MINE WOULD TOO. 257 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,410 SO THE BONFIRE WAS WHERE YOU GUYS HOOKED UP 258 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,411 FOR THE FIRST TIME? 259 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,713 - YEP! 260 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,814 AND THEN, A YEAR LATER, 261 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,448 IT'S WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED. 262 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,516 - I BLAME THE BRA. 263 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,785 [both laughing] 264 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,621 - LET'S GO! - LET'S DO IT. 265 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,388 - ASIDE FROM THE TEEN MOM SITCH, 266 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,791 THE BONFIRE WAS A LUCKY OMEN IN MY FAMILY. 267 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,628 IT WAS WHERE I WAS MEANT TO CEMENT MY RELATIONSHIP 268 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:21,729 WITH MATTY. 269 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,530 AND THE PLACE TO DOUBLE BAG IT. 270 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,666 - * REMIND ME OF A DISTANT CONSTELLATION * 271 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,268 * THE WAY YOU COLOR IT UP, BUT DON'T LET ME TOUCH * 272 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,004 * SO NOW YOU WANNA KNOW IS THAT IMPORTANT * 273 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,439 - WAIT, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 274 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,707 - WITH YOU. 275 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,142 - NO, NOT HAPPENING. 276 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,176 - PARENTS WILL BE THERE. 277 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,177 - NOT MINE. 278 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,511 CALL YOU LATER. 279 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,382 [car door slams] 280 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,517 - I AM NOT WASTING THIS GOOD HAIR! 281 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,186 WHERE COULD WE GO? 282 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,989 - WE COULD GO TO DINNER, GO TO A MOVIE, UH... 283 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,391 - WE COULD TAKE A NAP. - OKAY. 284 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,660 - NO! 285 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,361 WE ARE NOT OLD! 286 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,063 - WE--WE HAVE A TEENAGER. 287 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,665 - THAT DOES NOT MAKE US OLD! 288 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,701 PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR JENNA'S SISTER EVERY DAY. 289 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:04,337 - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 290 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:08,642 - THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE COULD DO RIGHT HERE. 291 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,844 SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T DONE 292 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,913 IN A LONG... 293 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,414 LONG... 294 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,415 - TIME! 295 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,483 IS! 296 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,718 NOW! 297 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,752 [cheers and applause] 298 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,021 - THERE YOU ARE. HAVE YOU SEEN RICKY? 299 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,657 I'VE GOT OUR SPOT ALL PICKED OUT BEHIND THE DUMPSTER. 300 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,892 - T, YOU CAN'T HOOK UP WITH THAT EYE. 301 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,893 IT'S CONTAGIOUS. 302 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,227 - EVERYONE WHO'S NOT ANYONE 303 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,628 IS DYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME 304 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,497 FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON. 305 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,532 THEY ALL WANT THE PINK. 306 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,566 - WHAT'D I MISS? 307 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,868 [laughing] 308 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,937 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SNUCK OUT! 309 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,940 I DIDN'T HAVE TO. I LIED. 310 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,342 I TOLD MY PARENTS I WAS GOING TO STUDY. 311 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,644 AND THEY BELIEVED ME! 312 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,249 - THAT BITCH! 313 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,584 I REALLY WANT TO CELEBRATE YOUR RELEASE FROM JAIL, 314 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,687 BUT I AM ON THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER. 315 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,223 [crowd cheering] 316 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:59,026 - MATTY WAS PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR. 317 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,862 IT WAS THE MOMENT TO ADVANCE. 318 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,963 - YOU'RE NOT DITCHING ME. 319 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,197 - COURSE NOT. 320 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,432 - I'M NOT GETTING LEFT OUT AGAIN. 321 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,600 TOO MUCH MONUMENTAL STUFF KEEPS HAPPENING, 322 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,302 AND THE NEXT TIME IT DOES, 323 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,839 I'M GONNA BE ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE. 324 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,374 - WAS THE UNIVERSE THROWING OBSTACLES IN MY WAY 325 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,776 TO KEEP ME FROM MAKING A MISTAKE? 326 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,277 OR WAS I JUST SCREWED? 327 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,512 - [laughing] 328 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,085 - [coughs and laughs] 329 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,221 - THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 330 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,622 - [laughing] 331 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,958 - WHO'S DRIVING JENNA HOME? 332 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,459 - [coughing] - WHO'S DRIVING US HOME? 333 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,761 WE'RE TERRIBLE PARENTS. 334 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,764 - YOU LOOK REALLY OLD RIGHT NOW. 335 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,865 - DO YOU THINK JENNA'S GONNA KNOW? 336 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,800 - [whispering] THAT WE'RE OLD? 337 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,968 - [whispering] THAT WE'RE HIGH. 338 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,770 - JUST ACT NORMAL. 339 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,039 [rap music playing] 340 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,643 - ARE WE GONNA TAKE THE TIGERS DOWN ON FRIDAY NIGHT? 341 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,012 HUH? YEAH! [crowd cheering] 342 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,413 ALL RIGHT! 343 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,016 - SO IS THERE A LITTLE LADY AT HOME 344 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,650 WITH A DOT ON HER FOREHEAD? 345 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,820 - OH, NO, THAT'S A HINDU SYMBOL. I'M NOT A HINDU. 346 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,922 AND I'M NOT MARRIED. 347 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,590 - AH. WAIT, WHY NOT? 348 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,092 - I DON'T KNOW. 349 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,827 I GUESS MY PARENTS HAVEN'T ARRANGED IT YET. 350 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,561 [chuckles] 351 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,097 THAT WAS... - AH! 352 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,298 [both laugh] 353 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,299 OH... 354 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,567 [crowd cheering] 355 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,571 - HEY, POSER. 356 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,008 - EX-SCUSE ME? 357 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,142 - YOU HEARD ME. 358 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,577 WHY IS YOUR EYE SUDDENLY THREE SHADES DARKER 359 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,813 THAN IT WAS EARLIER? 360 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,114 I KNOW-- 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE 361 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,182 FAKING AN STD, NOT ME. 362 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,618 - PINK EYE IS NOT AN STD. - YES, IT IS. 363 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,821 IT'S A [bleep]-TRANSMITTED DISEASE, 364 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,856 WHICH WE GOT FROM POOP IN LISSA'S HOT TUB, 365 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,524 NOT SOME HOOCHED-UP ORGY. 366 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,326 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. 367 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,629 SHE'S ACTUALLY PROUD OF HER PINK EYE. 368 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,564 YOU ARE SUCH A DORK. 369 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,668 [cheering] 370 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,205 - ARE YOU GOING TO TALK TO HIM? 371 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,207 - WHEN I GET THE CHANCE. 372 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,843 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES. 373 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,945 - OKAY, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HARD ON ME? 374 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,048 - BECAUSE YOU TOLD TAMARA ABOUT MATTY, AND NOT ME. 375 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,750 I THOUGHT WE TOLD EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 376 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,485 BUT LATELY, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DOWNGRADED 377 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,855 TO THIRD WHEEL STATUS. 378 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,522 - APPARENTLY MY CONVO WITH MATTY 379 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,724 WASN'T THE ONLY TALK THAT I NEEDED TO HAVE. 380 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,095 I NEEDED TO D.T.R. WITH MING. [cell phone chimes] 381 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,464 I'M SORRY I HURT YOU. 382 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,867 - [bleep] ME. 383 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,434 MY MOM'S HERE. 384 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,203 [car horn honking] 385 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,272 - MING MING! I KNOW YOU LIE! 386 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,540 I PUT GPS IN YOUR PHONE! 387 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,143 YOU IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! 388 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,879 - I HOPE YOU'LL FINALLY APPRECIATE ME 389 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,947 WHEN I'M ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA. 390 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,883 - I DIDN'T FORCE YOU TO COME TONIGHT. 391 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:39,887 - I KNOW, YOU DIDN'T... EVEN INVITE ME. 392 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,154 - [shouting in Mandarin] 393 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,290 - THE WHITE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT! 394 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,592 - [shouting in Mandarin] 395 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,728 MOVE! 396 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,331 [car pulling away] 397 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,034 - DOUCHE BAG ALERT! 398 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,336 - IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 399 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,905 WHEN I SAW MICHELLE BITCH BLOCK ME. 400 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,241 BUT IT WAS ANOTHER DOUCHE BAG OF THE TIGER VARIETY. 401 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,910 OUR SCHOOL RIVALS WERE ON A MISSION 402 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,377 TO DROWN OUR SPIRIT. 403 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,378 - WATCH OUT! 404 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,180 [all screaming] 405 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,183 [rock music] 406 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,184 * * 407 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,386 - GET OUT! 408 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,922 - MR. ROSATI... 409 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:15,923 YOU ARE IN TROUBLE. 410 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,824 - WHAT--TROUBLE? 411 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,926 I SHOULD GET A REWARD. 412 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,327 I JUST SAVED THE BONFIRE, MAN. 413 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,295 - YEAH, I'M NOT SURE SAVING THE BONFIRE 414 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,997 INCLUDES SOAKING MRS. BEUKEMA. 415 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,935 COME ON. - OH, UHH! 416 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,170 * * 417 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,940 - SADIE! 418 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:37,844 - [screaming] 419 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,312 - WHO'S THE POSER NOW? 420 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,154 - [chuckling] DID YOU GET WET? 421 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,621 - IT WAS A LOADED QUESTION. 422 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,061 WAIT, NOT HERE I CAN'T SEE YOUR, UM... 423 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,095 LIPS. 424 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,463 - [chuckles] 425 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,797 - MATTY DIDN'T HAVE THE PINK. 426 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,367 BUT THAT WASN'T GONNA STOP ME FROM D.T.R.ing. 427 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,969 AND HE WAS GIVING ME THE SIGN 428 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,303 THAT HE WAS NERVOUS... 429 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,804 WHICH MEANT HE WAS VULNERABLE, 430 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,139 WHICH MEANT THE IRON WAS HOT, 431 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,407 AND IT WAS TIME TO STRIKE. 432 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,541 * * 433 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,511 - * I KNOW I WANNA BE YOURS * 434 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,113 - I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 435 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,847 - MM-HMM? 436 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,883 - I, UM... 437 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:20,820 I KIND OF MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF THAT I'D, UH... 438 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,122 - THAT YOU'D WHAT? 439 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,128 - I'D GO EASY ON YOU THIS TIME. 440 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,796 SO I BROKE MY PROMISE. 441 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,098 SUE ME. 442 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,466 SOME PROMISES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN. 443 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,571 [folksy guitar music] 444 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:46,513 * * 445 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,186 - YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD KISSER. 446 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,487 - SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 447 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,091 I'M--I'M KIDDING. 448 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,526 NO ONE'S EVER SAID THAT BEFORE. 449 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,760 THAT WAS JUST SOMETHING TO SAY. 450 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,196 - [laughs] 451 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,032 AND YOU'RE--YOU'RE FUNNY. 452 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,733 - LOOKING. - [laughs] 453 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,035 - NAH, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 454 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,039 - IN THE DARK, BEHIND A DUMPSTER. 455 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,806 - MM...NAH, YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD 456 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,042 IN THE LIGHT BEHIND THE DUMPSTER TOO. 457 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,282 - SO, UM... 458 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,951 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 459 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,320 - SURE. 460 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,956 - ARE WE...TOGETHER? 461 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,059 - OHH...NO, NO, NO, NO. 462 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,826 I'M WEARING GRANNY PANTIES. 463 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,664 - OH, THAT IS SO HOT. 464 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,499 - UHH! 465 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,834 - AS WE WALKED THROUGH THE EMPTY PARKING LOT, 466 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,537 IT LOOKED EXACTLY HOW I FELT. 467 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,139 POST-APOCALYPTIC. 468 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,440 - SO I HAVEN'T ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION. 469 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,076 - WHAT QUESTION? 470 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,210 - [chuckles] 471 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,211 ABOUT US. 472 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,680 - OH...THAT ONE. 473 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,084 - * YOU WANTED SOMETHIN' AND I * 474 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,551 - JENNA, I LIKE YOU. 475 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,520 [chuckles] 476 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,922 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 477 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,324 AND I THINK IT'S SO COOL 478 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,725 THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO BE WHO YOU ARE. 479 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,297 YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF YOU. 480 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,531 - YES, I DO. 481 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,100 I-I DO. 482 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,802 - DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. 483 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,837 - * MAYBE SOMEDAY * 484 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,440 * I HOPE YOU'LL FIND IT * 485 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,644 - BUT... 486 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,814 I'M JUST NOT SURE I'M READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 487 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,683 - * I JUST WANTED YOU * 488 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,585 - IF YOU'RE NOT COOL WITH THAT, I WILL UNDERSTAND. 489 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,021 - * I'VE GOT IT * 490 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,956 - BUT I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 491 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,958 - I FELT LIKE EVERYTHING HAD CHANGED. 492 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,927 BUT NOTHING HAD CHANGED. 493 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,196 EXCEPT I FINALLY KNEW THE SCORE. 494 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,931 I WASN'T COOL WITH IT. 495 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,566 I'M COOL WITH IT. 496 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,436 - COOL. 497 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,206 YOU THINK I COULD GET A RIDE? 498 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,007 - MM-HMM. 499 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,443 - OKAY. 500 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,147 - THE SCORCH FROM MY REJECTION WAS STILL LINGERING. 501 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,414 AND THE FACT THAT MY DAD 502 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,483 WAS DRIVING 15 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT 503 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,418 WAS ONLY PROLONGING MY HELL. 504 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,154 [tires screech] 505 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,223 - [crunching] 506 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,159 - LACE... 507 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,193 KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE. 508 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,727 CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH THAT NOISE. 509 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,364 - IT WAS LIKE MY PARENTS WERE STONED. 510 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,267 - WELL, THANKS A LOT FOR THE RIDE. 511 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,173 HEY, TONIGHT WAS FUN. 512 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,775 I'LL SEE YA. 513 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,178 [car door slams] 514 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,579 [munching slowly] 515 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,447 - WE CAN GO NOW, DAD. 516 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,015 - YOU KNOW, JENNA, 517 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,317 I WAS JUST THINKING. 518 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,419 - IF HE WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MATTY, 519 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,088 I WAS GONNA LOSE IT. 520 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,390 - WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL, 521 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,892 YOU USED TO REALLY LIKE SEAHORSES. 522 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,103 - FOR WEEKS, I'D ASSUMED THE LETTER 523 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,406 WAS AN EVIL INDICTMENT OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT. 524 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,608 BUT THEN IT HIT ME. 525 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,378 WHAT IF THE AUTHOR WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HONEST? 526 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,013 I COULDN'T HATE THEM FOR THAT. 527 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,415 JUST LIKE I COULDN'T HATE MATTY. 528 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,283 HE HAD BEEN HONEST, 529 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:15,222 SOMETHING I WASN'T BRAVE ENOUGH TO DO. 530 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,489 BUT MING WAS. 531 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,761 [dialing] 532 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,430 [line ringing] 533 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,764 - HEY. 534 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,700 - HI. 535 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,136 I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MATTY BECAUSE, UM, 536 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,504 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO JUDGE ME. 537 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,040 - I WAS JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 538 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,074 - I KNOW. 539 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,509 SOMETIMES, THE TRUTH IS HARD TO HEAR. 540 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,348 MATTY TOLD ME HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. 541 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,616 - I'M SORRY. 542 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,951 BUT HE'S AN IDIOT. 543 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,986 AND AN ARMPIT SNIFFER. 544 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,655 - [chuckles] - IT'S WEIRD, JENNA. 545 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,891 WHAT WAS TAMARA'S TAKE? 546 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,627 - I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET. 547 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,899 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, 548 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,201 BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL BE HAPPY YOU'RE NOT ME. 549 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,370 WHEN I GOT HOME, 550 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,372 MY PARENTS TOOK THE BARK CONTROL SHOCK COLLAR 551 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,808 OFF OUR DOG AND PUT IT ON ME. 552 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,278 - [laughing] NO WAY! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? 553 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,312 - NO! 554 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,513 UP SIDE-- 555 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,748 ACCORDING TO ALL THE RESEARCH ON TIGER MOMS, 556 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,216 I'M GONNA BE MAD SUCCESSFUL. 557 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,985 - GOOD, THEN YOU CAN SUPPORT ME, 558 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,219 BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 559 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,289 A PERSON'S SUCCESS IS DIRECTLY RELATED 560 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,423 TO THE SIZE OF HER BOOBS. 561 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,891 [laughs] [buzz] 562 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,526 OW! YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH. 563 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,460 STOP. 564 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,130 - NEXT, ON AWKWARD... 565 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,499 - I SAW A GIRL GET OUT OF MATTY'S TRUCK. 566 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,133 I MEAN, I THINK HE'S HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 567 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,935 HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 568 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,605 - WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER, IT'S-- IT'S AMAZING. 569 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,273 - EVERYONE THINKS I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF, 570 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,309 AND THERE'S A LAME GUY SELLING T-SHIRTS. 571 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,210 - ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU.