1 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,673 ABOUT EVERYONE NOTICING ME AS I WALKED DOWN THE HALL. 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:07,007 WHAT WOULD I BE WEARING? 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,609 WOULD EVERY GUY WORSHIP ME? 4 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,212 WOULD I BE 5 INCHES TALLER AND HAVE PORN TITS? 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,881 NO. THAT WAS NOT MY REALITY. 6 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,551 MY MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT SUCKED SOME SERIOUS ASS. 7 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,054 BUT LIKE ANY GOOD HORROR MOVIE, 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:23,757 MY NIGHTMARE BEGAN AT SUMMER CAMP. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,826 IT WAS A LAME AFTERNOON DANCE, 10 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,961 BUT MAGIC WAS IN THE AIR. 11 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,597 THE DORKS WERE GETTING CRUNK 12 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,800 AND THE REST OF US WERE GETTING DRUNK. 13 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,070 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I GOT MY BRACES OFF, 14 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:39,340 I DIDN'T FEEL...INVISIBLE. 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,475 - * LOSE YOUR MIND 16 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,145 * WE JUST WANT TO SEE YOU 17 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,450 - * GONE LIKE DAMN 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,719 - THERE IT WAS, THE SIGNAL. 19 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,355 I WAS HOPING HE'D DO SOMETHING MORE INSPIRED, 20 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,823 LIKE SNIFF HIS ARMPITS. 21 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:59,427 BUT MATTY HAD A HABIT OF DOING THAT A LOT. 22 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,162 ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE 23 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:04,132 IS JUST ONE OF MATTY'S MANY STELLAR ATTRIBUTES. 24 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,799 HE WAS PERFECTION. 25 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,135 [gagging] 26 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,302 UNLIKE ME. 27 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,637 I WAS A HOT MESS OF NERVES, 28 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:13,374 'CAUSE MATTY MCKIBBEN WANTED ME--A NOBODY-- 29 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:16,777 TO MEET HIM IN THE UTILITY CLOSET. 30 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,846 THIS WASN'T THE INCITING INCIDENT 31 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:22,015 OF SOME SAPPY TYRA SPECIAL ABOUT HOW I GOT KNOCKED UP 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,751 ON THE LAST DAY OF CAMP. 33 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,419 I KNEW BETTER THAN TO BAREBACK. 34 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,322 OUR PASSIONATE BUMPING OF UGLIES WAS A SIGN. 35 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,558 THIS YEAR WOULD BE MY YEAR. 36 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,760 FOR ONCE, I WOULDN'T BE OVERLOOKED. 37 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,428 NOT WITH MATTY AT MY-- 38 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,863 BACK DOOR! - OH, SORRY. I SLIPPED. 39 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,665 - YEAH. [chuckles] IT'S OKAY. 40 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,032 CHANGE WAS IN THE AIR. 41 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,269 I COULD SMELL IT. 42 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:44,705 IT WAS CHANGE AND PINE-SCENTED CLEANSER. 43 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:45,939 - HEY, AM I HURTING YOU? 44 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,675 - SOMEHOW, ADMITTING MY VIRGIN STATUS 45 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,742 SEEMED LIKE A BUZZ KILL. 46 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,311 NO, IT'S, UH... 47 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,779 PROBABLY JUST AN ALLERGY ATTACK. 48 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,046 I GET 'EM ALL THE TIME. 49 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,182 DON'T LET IT STOP YOU. 50 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,349 - OH, OKAY. 51 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,619 - WHEW! 52 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,688 - AWESOME! 53 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,863 [sighs] 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,199 ARE YOU BUMMED? 55 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,200 THE SUMMER'S, LIKE, OVER. 56 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,235 - YEAH. 57 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,205 - ANY PLANS FOR YOUR LAST TWO WEEKS? 58 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,206 - I DON'T KNOW. 59 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,973 PROBABLY JUST HANG OUT, 60 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,776 WATCH MOVIES, SWIM OR SOMETHING. 61 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,746 - COOL. 62 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,115 - ARE YOU GOING TO SOPHOMORE ORIENTATION? 63 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,218 - WELL, DON'T WE HAVE TO? 64 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,420 - RIGHT. OF COURSE. 65 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,687 UH, NO. 66 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,022 WHAT I MEANT WAS-- 67 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,757 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 68 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,959 MATTY HAD CRACKED MY HARD CANDY SHELL 69 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,329 AND IT WAS OOZING WITH STICKY SWEET LOVE. 70 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,499 DO YOU WANT TO GO TOGETHER? 71 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,734 - [chuckles] 72 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,802 HEY... 73 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,638 YOU ARE THE [bleep], J-TOWN. 74 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,806 - SO HE WASN'T A POET. 75 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,242 HE WAS STILL MATTY MCKIBBEN... 76 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,644 - BUT NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU. 77 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,021 - AND I WAS STILL JENNA HAMILTON. 78 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,762 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 79 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,997 ALLISON IS NOT A SIZE 2. NO! 80 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,499 I SAW HER AT THE CLUB. 81 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,601 SHE WAS FALLING OUT OF HER TENNIS SKIRT, 82 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,770 AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. 83 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,037 HEY, JENNA. 84 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,807 THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR YOU. 85 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,277 JIM IS A PLASTIC SURGEON. 86 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,345 YEAH, HE WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH HER. 87 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,382 - MY MOTHER ALWAYS KNEW WHEN SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 88 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:38,886 - SWEETIE...COME HERE. 89 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,088 AND PROMPTLY AVOIDED THE CONVERSATION. 90 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,024 - I'M NOT PAYING DOMINIQUE TO DO YOUR HAIR ANYMORE 91 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:48,529 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA STYLE IT. 92 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,000 SERIOUSLY. 93 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,868 - * WHEN WE MEET AGAIN 94 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,304 * MY BONES WILL ACHE 95 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,340 * MY MUSCLES SHAKE 96 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,808 * MY BLOOD WILL RUSH 97 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,576 * MY FACE WILL FLUSH 98 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,479 - WHAT DO I CALL THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE? 99 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,014 - * WHEN WE MEET AGAIN 100 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,549 * YOUR EYES WILL DROP 101 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,883 * MY HEART WILL STOP 102 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:15,823 - "ROBBED, RAW, AND REELING." 103 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:16,957 [IM chimes] 104 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,627 [cell phone rings] 105 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,729 - HE BLEW YOU OFF? THAT'S CRAP-ASS! 106 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,030 BUT I SORT OF SAW IT COMING. 107 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,932 - AND YOU DIDN'T WARN ME? 108 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,234 - IT WASN'T LIKE I SAW IT PSYCHICALLY OR ANYTHING. 109 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:30,771 GUYS LIKE MATTY DON'T GO FOR GIRLS LIKE US. 110 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,373 BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 111 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,842 AT LEAST MATTY DIDN'T DIGITIZE YOU, 112 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,445 BROADCAST IT TO THE ENTIRE BAND, AND THEN DITCH YOU 113 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,381 AT WINTER FORMAL TO HOOK UP WITH SCARY CARRIE. 114 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,915 THAT WAS HARDCORE HUMILIATION. 115 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,185 IN YOUR SCENARIO, AT LEAST NOTHING HAPPENED. 116 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,020 - YEAH, AT LEAST NOTHING HAPPENED. 117 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,390 - CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SUICIDAL YOU'D BE IF, 118 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,625 GOD FORBID, YOU ACTUALLY TOOK YOUR SHIRT OFF? 119 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,794 - I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. 120 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,463 - I SENSE SOME SAD TIMES AT JENNA HIGH 121 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,365 AND YOU HAVE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF IT. 122 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,999 MARCHING BAND'S HAVING A KEGGER 123 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,434 AT RICKY SCHWARTZ'S HOUSE TONIGHT. 124 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,102 I NEED MY FAVORITE WINGWOMAN THERE 125 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,371 SINCE MING'S BAGGED OUT. 126 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,772 - IS SHE GROUNDED AGAIN? 127 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,940 - YEAH, SHE CAN'T GET HER PSAT SCORES ABOVE 120. 128 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,610 HER PARENTS ARE STARTING TO THINK SHE MIGHT NOT BE CHINESE. 129 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,445 - OKAY, THAT'S SO NOT COOL. 130 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,547 - I DIDN'T SAY IT, MING DID. 131 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,115 SO WILL YOU COME? 132 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,750 - NOT SURE. CALL YOU LATER? 133 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,820 - I'LL KEEP MY PHONE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL IN ANTICIPATION. 134 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,288 IT'S ON VIBRATE. 135 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,290 NOW GO SOB IN YOUR BLOG. 136 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,592 AND FEEL FREE TO QUOTE ME. 137 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,293 [keypad beeps] 138 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,140 - "JENNA, AS YOU ARE NOW, 139 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,776 "YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 140 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,878 "A FRIEND. 141 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,581 "BELOW IS A LIST OF SUGGESTIONS YOU SHOULD TAKE 142 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,483 "INTO SERIOUS CONSIDERATION. 143 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,486 NUMBER ONE: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY." 144 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,423 "WHOEVER WROTE THE LETTER DIDN'T PULL ANY PUNCHES. 145 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:59,860 IT WAS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH HURT." 146 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:04,865 - DINNER IN TEN! 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,469 - "SOMETIMES BEING A TEENAGER MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE." 148 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,303 [sighs] 149 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:13,273 YOU DO LOOK AWFUL. 150 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:18,446 ASPIRIN, TAKE ME AWAY. 151 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,020 [gagging] 152 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,491 [glass shatters] 153 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,460 [coughs] 154 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,061 [screams] 155 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,664 AH! 156 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,298 [electricity crackles] 157 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,668 - JENNA? JENNA? 158 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:44,271 JENNA! 159 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:45,939 - PHYSICALLY, SHE'S ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY. 160 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,342 BUT EMOTIONALLY, IT'S GONNA BE A LONG HAUL. 161 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,480 DID SHE EXHIBIT ANY WARNING SIGNS? 162 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,515 - WHY CAN'T SHE BE LIKE EVERY OTHER TEENAGER 163 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,983 AND JUST STARVE HERSELF? 164 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,885 I MEAN, I CAN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THAT, BUT THIS? 165 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,487 - LACEY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 166 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,354 OUR DAUGHTER IS SUICIDAL. 167 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,790 I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT SHE WAS FEELING 168 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,257 WHEN SHE WROTE THAT NOTE. 169 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:07,260 [glass shatters] 170 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,329 - IT WAS JUST A DRAMATIC TEENAGE RANT, 171 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,898 NOT A CRY FOR HELP. 172 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,100 [groans] 173 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,068 - HEY, SWEETHEART. 174 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,236 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 175 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,405 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 176 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:22,109 - IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. 177 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,077 GOD, I WANTED TO DIE. 178 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,279 I MEAN--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 179 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,853 TO VISIBILITY, I REALLY SHOULD HAVE DEFINED 180 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,522 THE KIND OF VISIBILITY I WANTED. 181 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,390 - THAT GIRL WAS IN MY WESTERN CIV CLASS LAST YEAR. 182 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,426 I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS HUFFING SPRAY PAINT. 183 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,795 - MY MOM'S MANICURIST'S FRIEND'S THERAPIST 184 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,931 WAS AT THE HOSPITAL WHEN THAT GIRL CAME IN. 185 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,567 I SWEAR IT WAS POP ROCKS AND COKE. 186 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,368 - I HEARD WHEN THEY PUMPED THAT GIRL'S STOMACH, 187 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:51,772 THEY FOUND, LIKE... 188 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,874 700 PILLS. 189 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,609 - WHAT KIND OF PILLS? 190 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,911 - NO, IT WAS AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. 191 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,212 I LOVE THAT GIRL. 192 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,214 - FOR TWO WEEKS, I TRIED TO EXPLAIN 193 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,051 THAT MY ACCIDENT WAS JUST THAT-- AN ACCIDENT. 194 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,153 THE MORE I DENIED IT, THE MORE EVERYONE ASSUMED 195 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,955 I WAS IN DENIAL. 196 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:11,191 IT WAS A VICIOUS CIRCLE. 197 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,626 [laughter] 198 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,427 - I MEAN, HE HAS A FUPA. 199 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,696 SO CREEPY. 200 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,865 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GIRL SHOWED UP. 201 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,466 HANDICAPPED IS A HARD LOOK TO STYLE. 202 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,368 - SHE SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL WARD. 203 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,572 [loud clangs] 204 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,573 - SHH. 205 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,840 - WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME? 206 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,976 - SORRY, SADIE. 207 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,444 - THE LOSER WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT HER. 208 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,146 THAT'S WHY SHE DID IT. 209 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,683 IT WAS A PATHETIC PLOY FOR ATTENTION. 210 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:36,917 - SHE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH. 211 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,485 - OR THAILAND. 212 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,655 ONLY A PEDOPHILE WOULD SCREW HER. 213 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,357 MAYBE. 214 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,726 - EVERYONE IS TREATING ME LIKE I'M IN 215 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,060 A BAD LIFETIME MOVIE. 216 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,162 - BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE WITH KRISTEN STEWART. 217 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,398 - KRISTEN WAS DATE RAPED. 218 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,601 - YOU GUYS KNOW I WOULD NEVER TRY TO HURT MYSELF, RIGHT? 219 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,604 - WE KNOW, J. 220 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,105 - RIGHT? 221 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,807 - I'M HITTING SHUFFLE ON THIS SUBJECT. 222 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,816 - HAMLET IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL 223 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,784 AND INFLUENTIAL PIECES OF LITERATURE 224 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,052 IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 225 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:16,256 THE FAMOUS EXPRESSION, "TO BE OR NOT TO BE?" 226 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,893 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAMLET IS SAYING THERE? 227 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,262 ANYBODY? 228 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:25,198 YES! YOU IN THE BACK! 229 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,401 - I'M NOT RAISING MY HAND. 230 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,470 - OKAY. [bell rings] 231 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,538 - CAN YOU TAKE THE SIGN OFF 232 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,906 MY FOREHEAD THAT SAYS, "FRAGILE"? 233 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:33,907 - IT'S NOT ON YOUR FOREHEAD. 234 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,375 IT'S AROUND YOUR NECK. 235 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,645 IT'S A LITTLE BIG, BUT MAYBE YOU'LL GROW INTO IT. 236 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,979 [chuckles] SCRATCH THAT. 237 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,114 WE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT YOUR NIPPLES. 238 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,850 - [laughs] OW! 239 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:43,984 JUST GO AHEAD. 240 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,653 I'M GONNA WAIT OUT THE HERD. 241 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,988 - OKAY, THE SHORT BUS IS LEAVING. 242 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,063 - [sniffs] 243 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,065 - IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE'D SEEN EACH OTHER 244 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:02,703 SINCE MY DEFLOWERING. 245 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,739 AND I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN HOW JACKED I LOOKED. 246 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,875 - [mouthing silently] ARE YOU OKAY? 247 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:12,045 - IT WAS A COMPLICATED QUESTION. 248 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:19,519 - JENNA HAMILTON, PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE. 249 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,321 JENNA, SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 250 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,762 SO I KNOW MR. MICHAELS WAS YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR 251 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:33,400 LAST YEAR, BUT CONSIDERING YOUR RECENT-- 252 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,367 - ACCIDENT. 253 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,703 - YES. 254 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,437 CONSIDERING YOUR RECENT ACCIDENT, 255 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,539 MR. MICHAELS THOUGHT WE MIGHT BE A BETTER FIT. 256 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,208 YOU KNOW, GIRL ON GIRL. 257 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,610 I MEAN, GIRL TO GIRL. 258 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,112 - OKAY. 259 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,647 - YOUR MOM GAVE ME A COPY OF THE LETTER THAT YOU GOT. 260 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,882 IT WASN'T VERY NICE. 261 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,484 - CONFRONTATIONS NEVER ARE. 262 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,321 - THAT'S A NIFTY TURN OF PHRASE. 263 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,357 - NIFTY TO SAY. NOT SO NIFTY TO GET. 264 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,693 - SO, JENNA, TELL ME, HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL 265 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,228 WHEN YOU READ THE LETTER? 266 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,731 - CRAPPY. 267 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,865 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW I DIDN'T-- 268 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,734 I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF. 269 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,236 I MEAN, I HAVE A SERIOUSLY LOW THRESHOLD FOR PAIN. 270 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,839 - I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT YOU DID ANYTHING. 271 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,573 NO, NOT AT ALL. 272 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:14,875 BUT JUST FOR FUN, WOULD YOU MIND 273 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,443 IF I LOOKED THROUGH YOUR BAG? 274 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,646 I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE "ACCIDENTS." 275 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,915 GIVE IT HERE. 276 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,251 BASICALLY I'M HERE TO ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE A HAPPY 277 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:28,221 AND SUCCESSFUL...YEAR. 278 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,623 YOU WEREN'T PLANNING TO INGEST THESE, WERE YOU? 279 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760 - ACTUALLY, I WAS. 280 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,863 THEY'RE BREATH MINTS. 281 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,465 - SO THEY ARE. 282 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,967 YOU KNOW WHAT, JENNA? 283 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,101 I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 284 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,103 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD TROUBLES TOO. 285 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,672 UGH! TALK ABOUT DISASTERS. 286 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,940 [scoffs] WHO AM I KIDDING? 287 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,942 I'M STILL A MESS. 288 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,577 SO HOT. 289 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,245 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 290 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,646 THAT'S WHAT GIVES ME A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE 291 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,049 TO MAKE STRONG CONNECTIONS WITH STUDENTS LIKE YOURSELF. 292 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,385 OOH! URBAN DECAY! 293 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,589 FANCY. 294 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,257 DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AT ALL? 295 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,927 - I HAD ABOUT A THOUSAND, BUT NOT ONE OF THEM 296 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,295 WAS APPROPRIATE. 297 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,597 I THINK YOU'VE COVERED JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 298 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,534 - OKAY. 299 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,036 - MY BAG. - OH. 300 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,971 - YEAH. - THAT IS YOURS. 301 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,809 - THANK YOU. 302 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,711 [cell phone rings] 303 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,347 [keypad tones] 304 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,682 [cell phone rings] 305 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,452 [keypad tones] 306 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,966 [can clinks] 307 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,700 - RECYCLE, DOUCHEBAG! 308 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,271 - * HIS HOUSE IS OF A DIFFERENT COLOR * 309 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,140 * BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM YOU * 310 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,642 - WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH ME? 311 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,177 - YOU HAD A DANCE WITH DEATH. 312 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,846 LIKE A BAD CAR CRASH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, 313 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,014 EVERYONE WANTS A PEEK. 314 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,315 - WELL, THE NEXT PERSON WHO STARES IS GONNA 315 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,416 GET THE EVIL EYE. 316 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,852 - AN EVIL EYE IN YOUR CONDITION 317 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,986 IS NOT GONNA TRANSLATE. 318 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,687 OOH! FLASH YOUR [bleep]! 319 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,190 - YEAH, HELP ME GET MY PANTIES OFF AND WE'RE ALL SET. 320 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,424 - ALL RIGHT, HEY, HEY! 321 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,725 ATTENTION, PALOS HILLS HIGH! 322 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,394 WHO'S READY TO RALLY? 323 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,129 - OH, PERFECT TIMING. 324 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,764 MY SCHOOL SPIRIT'S AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. 325 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,933 - COME ON, WE'VE GOT A REALLY BIG FOOTBALL GAME TODAY 326 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,669 AND THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO GET PUMPED UP 327 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:27,074 THAN WITH THE WHEEL OF... PEP! 328 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,742 WE NEED TWO GUYS AND TWO GIRLS. 329 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:34,047 DO I SEE SADIE SAXTON RAISING HER HAND? 330 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,548 OH, YEAH, THAT'S CLASSY, SADIE. 331 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,185 - LOOKS LIKE SADIE'S SIX-TON MIGHT BE HITTING SEVEN TONS. 332 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,486 - MAYBE SHE EATS TO FILL A VOID. 333 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,555 - THE ONLY VOID SHE HAS IS IN PERSONALITY. 334 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,791 SHE'S A PRIMA BITCHARINA WHO BUYS HER POPULARITY. 335 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,495 HOW DOES A GIRL WHO CAN'T EVEN JUMP 2 FEET IN THE AIR 336 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,898 GET ON A PEP SQUAD? 337 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,532 - SORRY. 338 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,734 - I NEVER APPRECIATED SADIE'S BITCHINESS, 339 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,170 BUT I UNDERSTOOD IT. 340 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,438 SHE WAS HUNGRY. 341 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,473 - MCKIBBEN, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS. 342 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,909 - OH, COME ON, MAN. 343 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,511 - WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THIS. - I'M FINE. 344 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,778 I WASN'T. 345 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,714 DESPITE ALL MY EXTERNAL WOUNDS, 346 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,717 MY HEART WAS PROBABLY GONNA TAKE THE LONGEST TO HEAL, 347 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,619 AND I WAS TIRED OF THE PAIN. 348 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,820 - YOU WANNA PLAY? - YEAH. 349 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:14,922 - ALL RIGHT, GET UP. 350 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,023 ALL RIGHT, SO THAT-- 351 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,324 WE NEED ONE MORE GIRL THEN. 352 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,692 COME ON, GUYS. ONE MORE GIRL. 353 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,929 ONE MORE... 354 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:26,333 GIRL. 355 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,941 - YOUR MEDS ARE MALFUNCTIONING. 356 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,008 - IF EVERYONE'S GONNA STARE, 357 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,843 I MIGHT AS WELL GO ONSTAGE. 358 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:37,978 - YEAH, OKAY, WE HAVE A TAKER. 359 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,046 COME ON DOWN. 360 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,813 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 361 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,951 CONFESSION: I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING. 362 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,154 BUT I COULDN'T LOOK BACK... AT ALL. 363 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:58,431 - PERSONAL SPACE. EVER HEARD OF IT? 364 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,367 - HEY, IT'S "JENNA," RIGHT? 365 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,704 OKAY, JENNA, SPIN THAT WHEEL. 366 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,073 [cheers and applause] 367 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,575 ALL RIGHT! 368 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,977 COME ON, GUYS, WE GOT TO GET PUMPED. 369 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,278 WE GOT A BIG GAME TONIGHT AGAINST THE WARRIORS. 370 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,345 LET'S GO. 371 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,015 SHOW THAT FOOTBALL TEAM YOUR SUPPORT. 372 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,984 OKAY, "SEX EXCHANGE" IS THE NAME OF THE GAME. 373 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,218 HERE'S HOW IT'S PLAYED. 374 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,988 OUR CONTESTANTS WILL NOW PAIR UP INTO TEAMS OF TWO. 375 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,589 THEY WILL THEN GO BEHIND INDIVIDUAL PARTITIONS 376 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,157 AND CHANGE INTO EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES. 377 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,526 THE TEAM THAT GETS DRESSED FIRST WILL WIN! 378 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,261 [cheers and applause] 379 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,263 - SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER? 380 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,498 - HELL YEAH! 381 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,600 WE'RE IN IT TO WIN IT! WHOO! 382 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,601 - AWW. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 383 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,004 READY, SET, GO! 384 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,839 [cheering] 385 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,785 HURRY! HURRY! 386 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,022 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON! KEEP IT GOING! 387 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,525 - COME ON! WE'RE GONNA WIN IT! 388 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,692 - COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT. LET'S HEAR IT. 389 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,029 LET THEM HEAR YOU. ALL RIGHT. 390 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,663 UM, COME ON, COME ON. 391 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,533 OH, ALL RIGHT. HEY, IT'S DOWN TO THE GIRLS NOW. 392 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,268 girls: GO, SADIE! GO, SADIE! GO, SADIE! 393 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,272 [cheering] 394 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,742 - WHOO! YEAH! COME ON, TITANS! 395 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,878 [cheers and applause] 396 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,382 UM, OKAY, YEAH, WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! 397 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,153 - JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! 398 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:30,323 all: JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! 399 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:35,295 JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! JENNA! 400 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,697 - HAMILTON, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. 401 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,831 [growls] 402 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,500 - AND YOU BROUGHT A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO 403 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,968 "GETTIN' IN A GUY'S PANTS." 404 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,504 I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE A SHIRT OUT OF PANTS LIKE THAT. 405 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,672 - [gasps] YOU TOTALLY CAN. 406 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,973 WE COULD MAKE SOME SERIOUS MONEY. 407 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,976 WE'LL CALL THE LINE "JENNA BY JENNA." 408 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,311 - WHAT HAPPENED TO SADIE? 409 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,680 - SHE COULDN'T FIT INTO MATTY'S CLOTHES. 410 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,981 - NO. 411 00:16:55,082 --> 00:17:00,087 - IT WAS KARMIC INTERVENTION. 412 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,955 - I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED. 413 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,657 I HATE THAT FREAK. 414 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,493 - IT WAS A STUPID PEP RALLY. - ALREADY FORGOTTEN. 415 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,961 - YEAH. - ARE YOU OKAY? 416 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,098 - NO, I'M NOT OKAY. 417 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,399 YOU PICKED THAT GAME ON PURPOSE. 418 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,733 - CRUEL MUCH? 419 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,502 - I JUST SPUN THE WHEEL OF PEP. 420 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,869 IT COULD HAVE LANDED ON ANYTHING. 421 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,538 - OH, LAME COP OUT. 422 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:22,275 - OKAY, WELL, FOR WHATEVER... 423 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,443 I'M SORRY. 424 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,877 - PLEASE. 425 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,448 I DON'T NEED SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME. 426 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,184 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF OVER IT. 427 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,120 [laughter] 428 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,755 - IT'S TRUE WHEN THEY SAY THAT NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. 429 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,291 - OH, HEY. 430 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,759 - HI. 431 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,861 - I, UM-- 432 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,231 - MATTY! [snaps fingers] 433 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,599 - YEAH. 434 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,635 GOTTA GO. 435 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,841 - HEY. 436 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:55,975 DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU. 437 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,810 SADIE LOVES TO PLAY THE VICTIM. 438 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,279 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, 439 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,881 YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS BACKBONE. 440 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,417 - WHICH IS ABOUT THE ONLY THING NOT BROKEN ON ME. 441 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,820 - NO, YOU WERE-- YOU WERE BRAVE. 442 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,622 - BABE. 443 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,224 GONNA GRAB FRO-YO? 444 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,992 - YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, LIZ. 445 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,594 - THE BELL'S GONNA RING SOON. 446 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,231 - THEN JUST GO WITHOUT ME. 447 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,533 - [scoffs] 448 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,001 - SO IMPATIENT. 449 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,171 - GIRLS. 450 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,406 - LISTEN, UH, YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, JENNA. 451 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,175 WANT TO SEE YOU AROUND. 452 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,976 - I WILL. 453 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,245 UH, YOU WILL. 454 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,415 SORT OF HARD TO MISS. 455 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,384 - OKAY. 456 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,065 [cell phone rings] 457 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,501 [keypad beeps] 458 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,635 - HEY, T. - OKAY. 459 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,270 SO RICKY SCHWARTZ JUST CALLED ME 460 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,472 AND HE WANTED TO KNOW IF HE COULD GIVE YOU A SPONGE BATH. 461 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,308 - CREEPY. 462 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,676 - WITH HIS TONGUE. 463 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,977 - [laughs] AWESOME. 464 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,813 - THIS YEAR'S GONNA RULE. 465 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,616 TA-TA! [keypad beeps] 466 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,912 - THINGS WERE LOOKING UP. 467 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,714 BESIDES MY ARM. 468 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,684 [Moth's Wings by Passion Pit] 469 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,953 * 470 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,890 - * DEAR FRIEND, AS YOU KNOW * 471 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,927 * YOUR FLOWERS ARE WITHERING 472 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,898 * YOUR MOTHER'S GONE INSANE 473 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,935 * YOUR LEAVES HAVE DRIFTED AWAY * 474 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,739 * BUT THE CLOUDS AREN'T LEERING UP * 475 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,741 * AND I'VE COME REVELING 476 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,044 - "BEING 'THAT GIRL' WAS MY NEW IDENTITY, 477 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,980 "BUT I WON'T LET IT DEFINE ME. 478 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,750 I WILL DEFINE IT." 479 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,888 - * YOU'RE DRIFTING LIKE A FIRE * 480 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,991 * BURIED DEEP UNDER THE WATER 481 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,830 - EVERYTHING IS STATUS QUO. 482 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,733 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR BREASTS? 483 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,101 - CAUGHT MATTY MAKING FUN OF ME. 484 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,405 - THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SEE. [laughter] 485 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,740 - SAY HELLO TO PRINCETON AND HARVARD. 486 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,074 - HOW YOU HOLDING UP? - I'M MANAGING. 487 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,443 I HAD SEX WITH MATTY MCKIBBEN. 488 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,413 - HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO TELL ME YOU HUMPED MATTY?