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Previously on Awkward...
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Matty McKibben wanted me to meet him
until the closet.
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Nobody can know that I like you.
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"Jenna, you could disappear,
and no one would notice."
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Sometimes being a teenager
makes you want to die.
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- Our daughter is suicidal.
- It was a misunderstanding
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of epic proportions.
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The loser wants us to talk about her.
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- That's why she did it.
- What is the fascination
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with me?
Everyone's gonna stare.
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- I might as well go onstage.
- Jenna! Jenna!
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You have some serious backbone.
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It was the dawn of a new beginning.
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My sideshow status as a suicide freak
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was about to end, and my creeper gear
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was on the verge
of retirement. Thank God.
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'Cause the high-five fake-out
was getting old.
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Really old.
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For six weeks, I'd fantasized
about two things--
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my first fantasy involved
some intimate touching...
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Of the elbow.
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And my second was centered
on any and all parts
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of Matty mckibben.
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It wasn't like I was obsessing
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or that I'd counted the seven times
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I'd caught Matty looking at me
since school started.
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♪ I've swam with crocodiles ♪
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♪ cut myself on their smiles ♪
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♪ and it's been a while
till I can smile again... ♪
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Eight, if you counted
the time I wiped out
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on the quesadilla.
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And I did.
It counted.
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Okay, maybe I was obsessing.
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A little. But it
was keeping me from fixating
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on something I was
desperately trying to forget--
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the evil, anonymous
care-frontation letter.
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It could bite me, and it always did.
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"Pull your head out of your ass
and stand out."
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Standing out was not a problem.
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Blending in was
the new name of the game,
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and I was--
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Jenna, we're gonna be late!
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Ready!
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On the count of three.
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One, two...
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Wait!
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Is there anything that we need to be
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prepared for?
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- Like what?
- Deformity.
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Yeah, I've heard
that sometimes an arm
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can shrink up to a tenth of its size.
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It'll still function,
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and it'll probably
look normal in a year.
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- A year?
- You're scaring her.
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It's not like she's gonna
have a gimpy baby arm.
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Or is that possible?
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Worst-case scenario--
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if it's unsightly,
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can we lipo the good arm
to match the bad one?
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Mom, stop.
You're wigging me out!
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I just wanna know
what all of our options are--
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Mrs. Hamilton,
can we speak privately?
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Distract me.
Please.
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I brought you a gift!
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Are you batshizat?
Put that away.
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What? I am not aiding and abetting.
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It's for her pit.
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That thing's gonna need
some serious weed whacking.
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You're never gonna see any
action, looking like euro-trash.
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Tamara still didn't know
I'd already seen action
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when I took a ride on Matty's
joystick at summer camp.
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I'd been dying to tell her, but...
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The timing wasn't right.
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Okay.
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No more distractions.
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Sweetie...
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Your cast is off.
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And your arm looks legit.
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- What the hell is this?
- Tackiness.
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Your pediatrician obviously
needs a lesson in style.
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As well as bedside manners.
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No, but why is elmo on my arm?
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You dislocated your shoulder
when you fell off the table.
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Don't tweak. You only have
to wear it for like a week.
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Although you might wanna
upgrade that shiznat,
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'cause-- It glows in the dark.
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My life.
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Your mom was right.
It's very slimming
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to your bicep.
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Yeah. I hear skinny slings are in.
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I could always add
a little Ming bling
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to make it more eye-catching.
Thanks.
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But I've had enough eyes
on me for a lifetime.
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Maybe people
would stop staring at you
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if you could just finish
the abortion your mom botched.
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We should've bitched that bitch out.
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I mean, what leg
does she have to stand on
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giving you a hard time?
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A thick one.
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Let's not provoke the demon.
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I'm siding with Ming.
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♪ ♪
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Look nine.
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If I was counting.
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Okay, I was counting.
Sue me.
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More tape.
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More tape.
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Who are you stalking, creeper?
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Nobody.
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What were you saying?
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Who are you bringing
to the concert tonight?
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- Who would I take, Jake?
- Oh, I don't know.
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I mean, anyone here
would go with you.
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Look, just please bring someone.
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I don't wanna listen
to Lissa bitch anymore
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about how we're always a threesome.
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She brought up a threesome, huh?
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Can't you bring
that mystery girl from camp?
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And miss an opportunity
to annoy Lissa? No.
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What's the deal? This chick
have a [Bleep] or something?
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Did you ever think it might
be you that embarrasses me?
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As your best friend,
it's my job to embarrass you.
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And by the way,
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if you wanna take our bromance
to the next level,
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you're gonna have to get me
drunk first, you little slut.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Enough with the bum chum.
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No one likes gay porn before noon.
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Uh, hey, what happened
to your tree branch?
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- Oh, it was trimmed.
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It was a record. Two glances
in less than 15 minutes.
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Matty was definitely
thinking about me.
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Hope for my fantasy
to become my reality
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had been reignited.
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I was high on hope and--
It's rude to stare.
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- Sadie's sweetness.
- You're welcome.
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Sadie.
Sadie!
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The standard operating
procedures of high school,
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like P.E., were once again
part of my routine.
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But not even the communal shower
could bring me down.
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I was happily...
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- Sorry!
- Back in action.
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Ugh. Everything
is getting so big on me.
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Jake thinks I have
an eating disorder.
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How annoying is that?
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I don't know why
you're stressing on that
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when jacked-up Jenna
is all up in your boyfriend.
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Why would he check her out?
She's jacked up.
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Or do you think she's pretty?
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Of course I don't think she's pretty.
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But since you're both
hovering around a seven,
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I thought you might be
a little worried.
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I'm a seven?
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Freaks like hamil-toe wield
the power of reckless abandon
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'cause they have nothing to lose,
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especially with sex.
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Think she made a purity pledge?
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- What should I say to Jake?
- Nothing.
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Unless you wanna seem desperate.
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Personally, I would do something
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to highlight her nastiness.
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Take a nudie shot of her.
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It's brillz.
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Now let's see
what everyone else thinks
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of these itty-bitty tities.
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It was amazing.
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No one even gawked at me
when I ran the mile.
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Your 15 minutes are officially up.
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At last.
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You know, being invisible?
Completely underrated.
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I've really missed being ignored.
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And I've really missed
having you focus on me,
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'cause there's a crisis
I can't ignore.
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It's major.
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Ricky Schwartz has been
compulsively stirring
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the party mix in his pants.
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He's probably just adjusting.
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Is adjusting every 20 minutes normal?
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Or should I be worried
he has some sort of infestation?
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I am sure it's
under the radar of concern.
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Just like me.
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I'm on the road to recovery and...
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Everything is status quo.
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And you're no longer an outcast.
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That was just a little humor
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to disarm you.
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Tough crowd.
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So how you feeling about the spike
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in the teen suicide rate?
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Wrists feeling itchy?
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Valerie still needed
to work on her sensitivity.
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But even her lack of tact
couldn't burst my bubble.
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Actually, the suckage
level of my life
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is currently pretty low.
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In fact, I was thinking--
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Work it, girl!
I love your thinkin'.
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That, uh, maybe we could
turn our weekly meetings
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into monthly meetings instead?
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Why do you think
your life doesn't suck?
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- It's because of these meetings.
- Or because I'm fine.
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So there's absolutely nothing
you're feeling bad about?
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- No.
- Course load?
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- No.
- Your body?
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- No.
- Not even your big teeth?
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No.
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Hmm, what about...
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Your breasts?
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I don't know what the big deal is.
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There's not much to see.
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Not only did my reality
still suck serious ass,
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but apparently so did my fantasy.
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But what I couldn't understand
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was why my bra-busters
were so fascinating.
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It's not so much that they're small.
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It's that the diameter of the areola
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is not proportionate
to the size of the breast.
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No matter which way you look at them,
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they always look back at you.
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I'm not a predator.
T-this is my job.
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At least I was safe in the sanctuary,
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where only one rule applied--
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don't ask, don't tell.
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I really appreciated
that the regular misfits
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didn't care about
my knocker nightmare.
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They were busy...
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Sizin' up my Hooters.
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Evidently the sanctuary
got good reception.
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Jenna?
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We got your texts.
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Where are you on the Britney meter?
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I might be Britney mid-head shave.
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I caught Matty making fun of me.
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He is so "what" in whatever.
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Just be grateful you didn't
hook up with that jackhole.
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I am.
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I needed to tell Tamara
that I had given Matty
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the gift of my vag-I.
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But it still wasn't the right time.
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You need to ignore the stares
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and act like it doesn't bother you.
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T's right.
The more you let it roll,
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the less peeps
will pay attention to you.
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I was trying to chillax,
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but the only thing I could let roll
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were my eyes.
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'Cause my mother had
conveniently forgotten
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to pick me up or answer her phone.
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Do you think I love you
more than you love me?
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What?
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Well, sometimes I just think
that our love is not equal.
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Um...
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Hey, Hamilton, do you need a ride?
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I'm cool with walking.
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Oh, no, come on.
We insist.
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Mm.
Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm, mm-mm.
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- Come on.
- Ohh...
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Why can't she sit in the back?
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Because my amps are massive,
and she might bump her arm.
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Ugh.
261
00:11:14,904 --> 00:11:16,313
Hop in.
262
00:11:19,018 --> 00:11:21,162
Just, uh, takes a minute to warm up.
263
00:11:23,455 --> 00:11:25,833
So, um...
264
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,968
Look, I heard what
happened to you today.
265
00:11:28,093 --> 00:11:29,836
- How you holding up?
- I'm managing.
266
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,840
Dude, I'm sorry.
267
00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,633
It was a massive blowhard maneuver.
268
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,509
- Really despicable.
- I'm over it.
269
00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,511
Turning the other cheek's
the right thing to do.
270
00:11:38,677 --> 00:11:41,556
No.
No, it's not.
271
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,318
Jenna, you gotta find out
who did this
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and get 'em expelled.
273
00:11:45,844 --> 00:11:47,655
I bet the culprit already feels bad.
274
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:50,024
You know, sometimes guilt
is punishment enough.
275
00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:52,460
Evil people don't feel guilty, Lissa.
276
00:11:52,585 --> 00:11:54,361
I mean, if the culprit
had a conscience,
277
00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:55,930
he would've never done it
in the first place.
278
00:11:56,055 --> 00:11:57,765
I was getting the distinct feeling
279
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,600
that the incident
wasn't gonna die down
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anytime soon.
281
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,137
But at least I'd find refuge
282
00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:04,861
from all the pity at home.
283
00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:07,842
Oh, honey.
284
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,710
Ohh, God, I'm so sorry.
285
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,046
It's okay. I mean, it's not
like you haven't forgotten
286
00:12:12,171 --> 00:12:13,881
to pick me up from school before.
287
00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:16,257
I know, but considering
what happened today...
288
00:12:16,423 --> 00:12:19,052
- Tamara called you?
- I saw it on my news feed.
289
00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:21,489
Sad fact--my mom
had more cyber friends
290
00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:22,690
than I did.
291
00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:25,892
But we are gonna turn
that frown upside down.
292
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:27,811
I have a surprise.
293
00:12:28,786 --> 00:12:29,830
What is that?
294
00:12:29,955 --> 00:12:32,399
It's you with a little enhancement.
295
00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,101
- A little?
- It's perfectly fine
296
00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:37,320
to have Bangladeshi boobies
these days, because now
297
00:12:37,486 --> 00:12:39,823
we don't have to dream
about having a new chest.
298
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:42,532
We can buy one.
I did.
299
00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:45,179
When did you get a boob job?
300
00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:47,748
After high school,
when I decided to forgo college
301
00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:49,416
and raise you instead.
302
00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,752
My mother was never subtle
about acknowledging
303
00:12:51,877 --> 00:12:54,212
that I was more of a burden
than a blessing.
304
00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,390
Your Nana and papa let me
use my college fund
305
00:12:56,515 --> 00:12:59,134
to graduate my breasts
to a new bra size.
306
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,886
Say hello to Princeton and Harvard.
307
00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:04,431
You do realize that I'm
still in my formative years
308
00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:06,433
and what you're telling me
could be potentially
309
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:07,935
psychologically scarring.
310
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,336
Oh, please.
311
00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:11,038
I had to grow up
without a cell phone.
312
00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:12,564
That was scarring.
313
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,675
Mom, when you were my age,
no one had a cell phone.
314
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,177
I don't have to explain myself!
315
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:18,653
As your mother,
it is my job to scar you.
316
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,681
And give me body dysmorphic disorder.
317
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,506
Well, you say that
like it's a bad thing.
318
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,789
- No?
- No.
319
00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:32,726
My reality, without having
my fantasy to look forward to,
320
00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:34,618
was becoming too hard to bear.
321
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,887
But I knew just what to do.
322
00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:43,493
I'd take control of the situation.
323
00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:55,539
Hey, everyone, have a good look!
324
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,019
In my fantasy scenario,
325
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:01,355
I was gonna be
the bad-ass, the rebel.
326
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,740
I'd be a legendary
sophomore rock star
327
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:05,654
that no one would ever forget.
328
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,118
But in reality...
329
00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:11,627
I had 30 more people
taking pictures of my tits.
330
00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:12,912
Jenna Hamilton,
331
00:14:13,037 --> 00:14:14,558
please report to the office.
332
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:19,264
I know who sexted yout tatas.
333
00:14:20,242 --> 00:14:22,283
I can't go down for this,
Jake'll break up with me.
334
00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:24,118
Calm down.
335
00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:25,619
The picture was on my phone.
336
00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:27,121
I'll take the fall.
337
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:28,456
What can they do to me anyway?
338
00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:30,650
My dad built the planetarium.
339
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,277
Skedaddz.
340
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,362
I did it.
341
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,998
Well, that's a good start.
342
00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:39,659
Now can you explain why you did it?
343
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,502
It was an accident.
344
00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:43,246
I've seen the picture.
345
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,940
And while the framing
was very amateurish,
346
00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,542
it was taken with intent.
347
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,671
You're right.
I did do it on purpose.
348
00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:55,300
But it was a public
service announcement
349
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:58,452
to illustrate what can happen
if you change in public.
350
00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:00,597
Sorry.
Can I go now, Valerie?
351
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,850
- It's "Ms. Marks."
- Okay, Valerie.
352
00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,427
Listen, sadie, I can't let you go
353
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,262
until you acknowledge
that what you did
354
00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:09,648
was not very friendly.
355
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:12,533
Jenna and I aren't friends.
No offense.
356
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,134
None taken.
357
00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:16,279
Well, she may not be
offended, but I am.
358
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,907
Why?
We're friends.
359
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,744
- We are?
- Absolutely.
360
00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:24,746
And since we're friends,
361
00:15:24,912 --> 00:15:26,831
we probably shouldn't
waste each other's time.
362
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,917
Not so fast, friend.
363
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,796
I mean, what is
the most important friend rule?
364
00:15:32,962 --> 00:15:35,090
Friends don't let friends
wear mom jeans?
365
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:38,843
No.
366
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:44,557
Friends don't hurt
their friends' friends.
367
00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:46,434
Is that a threat?
368
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,069
Are you kidding me right now?
She is going easy on you.
369
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:50,981
Sexting a nude picture is illegal.
370
00:15:51,147 --> 00:15:52,649
- It is?
- Yes. I'm a minor.
371
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,975
- She's a minor.
- Oh, I get it.
372
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,529
You two are in cahoots,
and this is a total setup.
373
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,014
You know, Valerie,
there are laws against
374
00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:01,736
this kind of emotional manipulation
375
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,450
- by administrators.
- No, no, no, no.
376
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:05,352
There's no emotional
manipulation going on here,
377
00:16:05,477 --> 00:16:06,454
is there, Jenna?
378
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,422
There is, but it's
not coming from you.
379
00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,758
That was straight-up bullying.
380
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:12,627
- Please don't stir the pot.
- And you.
381
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,929
Right then your tone of voice
was very menacing.
382
00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:17,132
I am not feeling very safe here.
383
00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:18,425
No, I don't want you to feel unsafe.
384
00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,468
Then I probably should go.
385
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,204
But be advised, Val,
386
00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:26,744
people have gone to jail for less.
387
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:28,518
So watch yourself.
388
00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:30,811
I will.
389
00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:33,064
I--I really appreciate
that sage advice.
390
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:37,205
You're welcome.
391
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:45,618
Well, I think that was productive.
392
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:53,798
From a early age, all girls are
conditioned to expect a romantic fantasy.
393
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,393
Maybe I wasn't gonna be
one of those girls
394
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:58,541
who gets the fantasy in high school.
395
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,699
Maybe I'd have to wait.
396
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,607
You know, there's an app for that.
397
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:46,421
Your mother told me
what happened at school today
398
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,464
and what she advised,
399
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,560
and I wanna be clear
about something--
400
00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:52,362
you are to ignore her.
401
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,197
Been covering that base
for five years, dad.
402
00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:56,933
Now, she means well,
but you gotta remember
403
00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:58,601
that we were only
two years older than you
404
00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:00,393
when you were born.
Sometimes I think
405
00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,605
the lines get blurred by her desire
406
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,272
to be your friend
instead of your mother.
407
00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:05,940
Maybe we should get her glasses.
408
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,067
So...
409
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:10,146
You're not gonna do anything
crazy to your body
410
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,696
and you're not gonna hurt
yourself, right?
411
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,151
Dad, I don't hate myself.
412
00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:16,743
Just high school.
But it's okay.
413
00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:18,786
I know it's gonna end.
Eventually.
414
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,325
Well, you're never
gonna be able to control
415
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:23,993
the things that happen
to you, sweetheart,
416
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,044
but you will be able
to control how you feel.
417
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:29,130
Turn your lemons into lemonade.
418
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:32,425
All right, smart-ass, sleep tight.
419
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,144
Hello?
420
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,396
Do you want the good news
or the bad news first?
421
00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:48,191
- Rip the band-aid off.
- Okay.
422
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:50,777
Ricky Schwartz said your boobs
look like tiny torpedoes.
423
00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:52,278
And the good news?
424
00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:53,780
He'd still rub one out to them.
425
00:18:54,115 --> 00:18:55,685
- Oh, T.M.I.
- So since you won't let me
426
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,200
read your blog,
what's the title tonight?
427
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:00,578
"Overexposed and under-appreciated."
428
00:19:01,422 --> 00:19:03,414
Really, Jenna?
Now you're just being emo.
429
00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:07,970
I forgot to tell you something.
430
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,705
What?
431
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,005
I had sex with Matty McKibben.
432
00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:12,257
Wh-- aah!
433
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,133
How could you forget
to tell me you humped Matty?
434
00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:15,678
When? Where?
435
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:19,071
Jenna. Jenna!
436
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,559
- I gotta call you back.
- Hello?.
437
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,651
Hi.
438
00:19:31,986 --> 00:19:35,087
I took down all the photos
of you around school.
439
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,960
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
440
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:46,624
And I'm sorry...
441
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:50,002
Just about what you heard me say.
442
00:19:50,304 --> 00:19:52,630
- It's okay. I'm over it.
- No, it is not okay.
443
00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:56,285
I need you to know that I--
444
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:57,620
I wasn't making fun of you.
445
00:19:57,745 --> 00:19:59,322
I was just trying to deflect
all the attention away
446
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:00,721
from your boobs.
447
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,934
Which, incidentally,
are pretty awesome.
448
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,816
You were being my hero.
449
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,528
I was trying.
450
00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:25,448
♪ This love is be and end all ♪
451
00:20:25,573 --> 00:20:30,042
♪ this love will be
your downfall... ♪
452
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,812
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