- PREVIOUSLY ON
"MYSTERY, INCORPORATED..."
- THE MEN AND I WERE OVERTAKEN
WITH A DESIRE
TO FIND
THIS GREAT TREASURE.
FIND IT, WE DID.
IN OUR THIRST
FOR POWER AND WEALTH,
WE HAD DISCOVERED
A TERRIBLE EVIL.
I USED THE ALCHEMICAL DISC
DE PLANOSFERICO
TO MAP OUR LOCATION,
AND WE BURIED THE EVIL TREASURE
DEEP, DEEP UNDERGROUND.
- THE PLANESPHERIC DISC.
- THEY HAVE 3 PIECES.
WE HAVE 3 PIECES.
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHICH MEMBER OF THE GANG
IS KEEPING THE PIECES.
- OUR SON!
- QUESTION IS,
WILL THEY BE WILLING TO BETRAY
THEIR ONLY SON?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [IMITATES GUITAR]
YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!
EAT THE JAMS.
EAT 'EM!
EAT ALL MY LOUD JAMS!
[GRUNTS]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,
OLDIE?
- UH--
- WHAT'S THAT?
I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T HEAR YOU,
BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD!
[VOLUME INCREASES]
- HMMPH!
[MUSIC STOPS]
[STATION CHANGES]
[STATIC]
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
- KRAMPUS THINKS YOU NEED
TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS,
OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY,
AND THE RIGHT
TO A QUIET NIGHT!
- [LAUGHS] KRAMPUS?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST CALL YOURSELF DORKUS?
OR LAMUS?
- [ROARS]
- [GROANING]
- [LAUGHTER]
- SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!
- [HUMMING]
- HEY, THERE, SON.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DEAR?
- YEAH. WHAT'S IN THE...
- BRIEFCASE?
- GLAD YOU ASKED!
MOM, DAD,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT
TO SAY.
SINCE YOU'VE COME BACK
INTO MY LIFE,
I FINALLY FEEL
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
THAT I CAN TRUST ADULTS.
- OH, FRED!
- WE ARE GLAD
YOU FEEL THAT WAY, SON.
- AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN
TO ME OR THE GANG,
I WANT YOU TO HAVE
WHAT'S IN THIS BRIEFCASE.
- WE COULD TAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
- OH, NO. THAT'S OK.
I'M GOING TO PUT IT
IN THE MYSTERY MACHINE FOR NOW
SO I CAN KEEP
A CLOSE EYE ON IT.
THE GANG AND I ARE CHECKING OUT
SOME WEIRD GOAT GUY
WHO'S TERRORIZING KIDS.
YOU KNOW DUTY--
IT CALLS.
IT'S SO GREAT HAVING YOU BOTH
IN MY LIFE AGAIN.
- KEEP YOUR TRIP WIRE TAUT.
- AND YOUR TENSILE LINE STRONG.
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]
[CELL PHONE DIALS
AND LINE RINGS]
- RICKY? IT'S BRAD.
- AND JUDY.
- GO AHEAD, YOU TWO.
- TELL PROFESSOR PERICLES THE
REST OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC...
- IS OURS FOR THE TAKING.
- SOMETHING'S
BEEN BUGGING ME
ABOUT OUR LITTLE
UNDERWATER ESCAPADE.
- THERE'S A LOT
ABOUT THAT ADVENTURE
I WISH WE COULD FORGET.
- AMEN TO THAT.
- BUT THE WEIRDEST PART
OF ALL WAS WHAT THE LATE
ABIGAIL GLUCK WHISPERED.
- LIKE, I'LL SAY.
A CRAZY MUMMIFIED CORPSE
WHISPERING "NIBIRU" IS
CREEPY TIMES 10!
- IT GETS CREEPIER.
I GOOGLED IT AND FOUND A LOT,
NAMELY THIS--
"NIBIRU" IS A PLANET
LISTED IN THE WRITINGS
OF ZACHARIUS SITCHEN,
PARTICULARLY HIS BOOK
"THE TWELFTH PLANET."
ACCORDING TO
SITCHEN'S INTERPRETATION
OF BABYLONIAN
RELIGIOUS TEXTS,
A GIANT PLANET CALLED
NIBIRU PASSES BY EARTH
EVERY 3,600 YEARS
AND ALLOWS
ITS SENTIENT INHABITANTS
TO INTERACT WITH HUMANITY.
THESE BEINGS,
WHICH SITCHEN IDENTIFIED
WITH THE ANNUNAKI
OF SUMERIAN MYTH,
WOULD BECOME
HUMANITY'S FIRST GODS.
MY FAVORITE INTERNET
ENCYCLOPEDIA SAYS
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A COLLISION.
THE NIBIRU COLLISION IS
A DISASTROUS ENCOUNTER
BETWEEN THE EARTH
AND A LARGE PLANETARY OBJECT.
- [WHIMPERING]
- BELIEVERS
IN THIS DOOMSDAY EVENT
USUALLY REFER TO THIS OBJECT
AS PLANET "X,"
OR NIBIRU.
- [STAMMERING]
DOOMSDAY EVENT?
- LIKE, WHAT'S THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN NIBIRU
AND THAT CRAZY OLD
GERMAN LADY?
- HONESTLY,
I HAVE NO IDEA.
- [INDISTINCT TALKING]
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
- [ROARING]
[BEEPING]
- OHH! NOT ONLY IS THIS GAME
TOTALLY FAKE, IT'S BROKEN!
[BEEPING]
[BEEPS]
- YOU WERE SAYING?
- IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE I'M USED
TO SHOOTING LIVE TARGETS
AND NOT VIDEO HOOLIGANS.
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK OUT
THAT KID PLAYING
"PRANCE PRANCE EVOLUTION."
THOSE ARE SOME
VERY SUSPICIOUS DANCE MOVES.
- I'M GLAD YOU KIDS ARE HERE.
- SO WHAT'S THIS
ABOUT A MONSTER
TURNING KIDS' HAIR WHITE
WITH FEAR?
SOUNDS KIND OF OLD SCHOOL.
- HE CALLS HIMSELF KRAMPUS,
AND APPARENTLY,
HE HAS SOMETHING
AGAINST BAD CHILDREN.
NOW, NORMALLY,
I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH GETTING DELINQUENTS
OFF THE STREETS,
BUT PARENTS ARE COMPLAINING
THAT THEIR KIDS ARE AFRAID
TO SLEEP WITHOUT
THE LIGHTS ON,
AND THAT'S PUTTING A STRAIN
ON THE CRYSTAL COVE POWER GRID.
- WE'D BE GLAD
TO HELP YOU.
- BUT, LIKE, WHY ARE WE MEETING
IN AN ARCADE?
- OH, JEEZ.
YOU CALL YOURSELVES
INVESTIGATORS?
EVERYONE KNOWS ARCADES
AND ROLLER DISCOS ARE
BREEDING GROUNDS
FOR CRIMINAL CHILDREN.
THESE PLACES ARE BASICALLY
COIN-OPERATED PRISONS.
[BEEPING]
- IT'S NICE TAKING
THE OLD ENIGMA MACHINE OUT
FOR A LITTLE
DARK, EVIL ACTION.
- YOU CERTAINLY KEPT...
- THIS BABY IN GREAT SHAPE.
- STAY FOCUSED.
WE MUST SECURE THE 3 PIECES
OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC
MA SCHNELL! SCHNELL!
- [LAUGHTER]
- [BOTH SCREAM]
- [LAUGHS]
MY CORN DOG WENT UP MY NOSE!
- UH, ARE YOU GOING
TO EAT THAT?
- YEAH!
10-SECOND NOSE RULE!
- [LAUGHTER]
- [GROWLING]
- STOP!
YOU FEMALE HOOLIGANS!
- [GROWLING]
- HUH?
[WHIMPERS]
- [ROARS]
- [SCREAMS]
- [LAUGHTER]
- [ROARS]
- [LAUGHTER]
[ALL GRUNT]
- KRAMPUS THINKS YOU HAVE BEEN
BAD, BAD LITTLE GIRLS!
UND SINCE YOUR PARENTS SEEM
HELPLESS TO ACT,
IT IS TIME FOR KRAMPUS TO
TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!
- [SCREAMING]
- [ROARS]
- [ALL GASP]
- [SCREAMING]
- THERE HE IS!
- [SNARLS]
- [SCREAMING]
- KRAMPUS IS GETTING AWAY!
COME ON!
- UM, LIKE, THAT'S OK!
WE'LL STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH
THE BIGGER ISSUE--
NAMELY, ALL THE ABANDONED
CORN DOGS AROUND HERE
THAT SUDDENLY NEED
A NEW HOME!
- YEAH, IN OUR BELLIES.
[GIGGLES]
- THAT'S OUR BOY.
- THIS IS GOING TO TAKE
LONGER THAN WE THOUGHT.
- A LOT LONGER.
- YES. A LOT LONGER.
THANK YOU, BRAD.
- YOU'RE WELCOME, JUDY.
- [SCREAMING]
- TIME TO GO. MOVE IT.
- [GASPS] I LOOK LIKE
SOME SMELLY WIZARD
FROM CENTER EARTH.
[WEEPING]
- GANG, WE REALLY NEED TO
DO SOMETHING ABOUT KRAMPUS.
- I'LL SAY. EVEN BAD CHILDREN
DON'T DESERVE THIS.
- [ROARS]
- WELL, GANG,
THE MAYOR WAS RIGHT.
KRAMPUS IS WELL-KNOWN
IN GERMAN FOLKLORE
AS SORT OF A BOOGEYMAN
WHO HAS A REAL PROBLEM
WITH BAD KIDS.
- AND HE'S, LIKE,
CRAZY UGLY.
- WITH A CLUB MADE
OF STICKS.
- YEAH. LIKE,
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
- THEY'RE CALLED SWITCHES,
AND HE USED TO PUNISH
BAD CHILDREN WITH THEM
BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
- JEEZ.
THE OLD COUNTRY WAS ROUGH.
- IT SAYS HERE HE USUALLY
ONLY APPEARS DURING
THE WINTER MONTHS.
SO THIS IS A BIT OF
AN OFF-SEASON APPEARANCE.
HMM.
- FRED, ARE YOU OK?
- I DON'T KNOW, DAPHNE.
THIS WHOLE THING
ABOUT KRAMPUS--
STERN, DISCIPLINARIAN,
COLD, AND IMPARTIAL--
HE--HE MAKES ME THINK
OF MY FORMER FATHER, MAYOR DAD.
- GO ON.
- WELL, MY NOT-DAD WAS ALWAYS
SUPER CRITICAL OF ME.
AND I COULD NEVER
UNDERSTAND WHY.
BUT IN A WEIRD WAY,
I KIND OF MISS THE ATTENTION.
- OH, FREDDIE.
THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING!
- I KNOW.
I JUST SAID THAT.
- NO, THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING
OVER THERE.
- THAT'S CHARLIE
THE HAUNTED ROBOT'S SPOT.
- HE'S ONE OF THE MUSEUM'S
BIGGEST DRAWS.
WE BETTER TELL THE OTHERS.
[BEEPING]
- THIS KRAMPUS MYSTERY IS
CERTAINLY...
- VERY INTRIGUING.
- OH, IT IS
NO MYSTERY AT ALL.
KRAMPUS, DEAR KRAMPUS.
I HAVE SUCH FOND MEMORIES
OF KRAMPUS FROM WHEN
I WAS JUST A HATCHLING.
I CAN STILL HEAR
THE SOUND OF KRAMPUS
VISITING BAD CHILDREN
ON A COLD WINTER'S NIGHT.
AH, THE SCREAMS OF
FEAR AND TERROR.
MMM. IT'S SO SOOTHING.
- FOND MEMORIES ASIDE,
THIS KRAMPUS MAY PRESENT
A PROBLEM.
- I AM NOT SO SURE, RICKY.
THE VAULT!
[PLAYS]
- WE MUST LET NOTHING STOP US
FROM RETRIEVING
THE OTHER 3 PIECES
OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC
FROM THE KINDER.
PERHAPS KRAMPUS IS EXACTLY
THE DISTRACTION WE NEED.
- I'M NOT SURE
WHAT CHARLIE THE ROBOT
HAS TO DO WITH KRAMPUS.
WE NEED MORE.
WE NEED TO ANTICIPATE
WHERE KRAMPUS WILL STRIKE NEXT.
- YEAH. LIKE,
IF WE COULD PUT ALL THE BAD KIDS
FROM CRYSTAL COVE
IN ONE PLACE,
I'M SURE KRAMPUS WOULD
JUST SHOW UP.
- THAT'S IT!
MAYBE WE CAN'T GET
ALL THE BAD KIDS
IN ONE PLACE,
BUT I KNOW THE ONE PLACE
THAT HOLDS THE BADDEST KID.
COME ON, GANG.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO HELP?
- YOU WANT ME TO USE
MYSELF AS BAIT FOR
THIS EVIL GOAT-MAN?
FREDERICK JONES,
I'VE LEARNED 53 THINGS
SINCE MY TIME HERE
ON THE ROCK.
THE FIRST 52 INVOLVE
HOW TO MAKE LETHAL WEAPONS
OUT OF MY PIGTAILS.
THE OTHER IS...
[HOCKS AND SPITS]
ALWAYS LOOK OUT
FOR NUMERO UNO.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
- "DEAR PAROLE BOARD,
PLEASE CONSIDER
MARY ANNE GLEARDAN'S COOPERATION
WITH THE KIDS
OF MYSTERY, INC.,
AS A MEANS OF GIVING HER
TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR."
- LET ME SEE THAT!
- HEY, SCOOBY-DOO,
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND
THE CHOW LINE.
[GIGGLES] LIKE, I THINK
I SMELLED THE CAFETERIA
ON OUR WAY IN.
- WELL, FOLLOW MY NOSE!
[CHUCKLES AND SNIFFS]
- LIKE, DUDE, WAY TO GO,
SCOOBY'S NOSE! HOO-HOO!
[BEEPING]
- [INDISTINCT TALKING]
- WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
- THE FOOD!
- EXCUSE ME, MR. PRISON CONVICT.
- LIKE, MIND IF WE SIT DOWN?
- IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
- [BOTH CHEWING AND GULPING]
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN DANGER
ANYWAY FROM KRAMPUS, MARY ANNE.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL HELP
WITH HIS CAPTURE.
- YOUR THEORY IS BUILT
ON A WEAK HYPOTHESIS
THAT DOES NOT STAND UP
TO SCIENTIFIC SCRUTINY.
ANSWER'S STILL NO.
I GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
I'M IN PRISON, REMEMBER?
- [BOTH GASP]
- [ROARS]
- [ALL GASP]
- DO NOT BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT.
- [GRUNTS]
- [SNARLING]
- RUN, MARY ANNE! RUN!
[GRUNTS]
- FREDDIE! NO!
- [PANTS] IT'S OK. I'M FINE.
COME ON.
- [PANTING]
- [SNARLING]
- OHH!
[SCREAMS]
[GROANS]
- [SNARLS]
[ALARM RINGING]
- [GASPS AND SCREAMS]
- [ALL GRUNTING]
- [SNARLS]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- COME ON, GUYS!
WE CAN'T LET KRAMPUS GET AWAY!
- UM, WE'LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU--
LIKE, JUST AS SOON
AS WE FINISH
OUR DELICIOUS
TWO-MONTH-OLD
PRISON COBBLER.
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- [SNARLING]
[CAR ALARMS RINGING]
- WE WERE SO CLOSE!
THE ONLY THING I HATE WORSE
THAN NOT FINISHING A TRAP...
- IS ALMOST FINISHING IT!
- COME ON!
WE CAN'T LET KRAMPUS GET AWAY!
- [SNARLING]
- [CRYING]
- IT'S THE OLD HAUNTED
TOY FACTOR.
DIDN'T THEY TURN THIS PLACE
INTO AN ORPHANAGE?
- NO, DAPH,
YOU'RE THINKING OF
THE OLD HAUNTED ORPHANAGE
ACROSS THE STREET.
- LIKE, DUDE,
THIS PLACE IS UBER CREEPY.
WHY WOULD KRAMPUS GO IN THERE?
- BECAUSE IT'S THE WORST PLACE
HE COULD POSSIBLY GO.
[HINGE CREAKS]
- [CHUCKLES]
NOW, BRAD, NOW, JUDY.
LET US FINISH THIS.
- [SNARLS]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- GANG, THE CONVEYER BELT!
COME ON!
SPLIT UP!
GO DOWN EACH SIDE!
[BUZZER]
- MA-MA. DA-DA.
MA-MA. DA-DA.
- [GIGGLES] LIKE,
I HOPE THEY'RE
NOT TALKING TO US!
- YEAH!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A DA-DA!
- [CRYING AND SCREAMING]
- NOW, GUYS! PULL THE ROPES!
GRAB THE TARPS!
- [BOTH GRUNT]
- [SCREAMING]
- [GRUNTS]
- THANK YOU, FREDERICK.
[HOCKS AND SPITS]
- NOW,
LET'S SEE
WHO KRAMPUS REALLY IS.
- CHARLIE
THE HAUNTED ROBOT?
- LIKE, WHAT?
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- CHARLIE ISN'T HUMAN,
SO THAT MEANS...
- SOMEONE MUST BE
CONTROLLING HIM.
- BUT WHO?
- WHO'S THAT?
- LIKE, IT HAS TO BE
THE OLD MYSTERY, INCORPORATED.
- BUT WHY WERE THEY HERE?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY--
BECAUSE THEY TOOK IT.
THEY TOOK THE BRIEFCASE.
- PERFECT.
- ALL THE PIECES OF...
- THE PLANESPHERIC DISC
ARE OURS!
- I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO
PUT ALL OF IT TOGETHER.
[PLAYS]
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- WHERE ARE OUR PIECES?
- IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHAT'S HAPPENED
TO YOUR PIECES
OF THE PLANESPHERIC DISC.
IN A WORD, YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED,
CONNED, BAMBOOZLED.
- THAT'S 3 WORDS, FRED,
BUT I THINK
THEY GET THE IDEA.
- WE DID THIS TO YOU.
- YEAH.
- AND WE WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO TELL YOU HOW WE DID IT.
- IT WAS ALL
AN ELABORATE PLAN MASTERMINDED
BY YOUR VERY OWN FREDDIE.
- WE CREATED KRAMPUS
BY BORROWING CHARLIE
THE HAUNTED ROBOT
AND DRESSING HIM UP IN
CLOTHES WE BOUGHT OFF
GERMAN GYPSIES WHO
LIVE IN CRYSTAL COVE'S
HAUNTED FOREST.
- AS FOR KRAMPUS
MOVING AROUND,
HE WAS BEING REMOTE CONTROLLED
BY JASON WYATT,
WHO AGREED TO HELP FOR
LENIENCE FROM THE MAYOR
ON HIS MOTHER'S SENTENCE.
- LIKE, JASON ALSO HELPED CREATE
AN INVISIBLE AEROSOL
THAT WAS USED TO
TURN HAIR WHITE
AND MAKE IT GROW LONG
FOR ADDED EFFECT.
- WE NEEDED TO KEEP YOU AWAY
FROM THE VAULT.
YOU FOLLOWING US
FOLLOWING KRAMPUS WAS
THE PERFECT WAY
TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED
SO WE COULD CARRY OUT
OUR MASTER PLAN--
BREAKING INTO
MR. E.'S VAULT.
- FREDDY PLANTED A BUG
ON BRAD CHILES' CLOTHING
SO THAT WE COULD GET
THE CODE TO THE VAULT.
[PLAYS]
- AND ONCE WE HAD THAT CODE...
- WE COULD GIVE IT
TO OUR OPERATIVE.
[PLAYS]
SOMEONE WITH INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE
OF MR. E'S LAIR--
HOT DOG WATER.
- HOT DOG WATER?
- I STILL KNOW
HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER.
- LIKE, WHEN VELMA
TOLD HOT DOG WATER
WHAT WE HAD PLANNED,
HDW WAS IN.
- AND WHILE WE STOLE
THE REAL PIECES...
- YOU WERE STEALING
FAKE ONES.
- THE REAL PIECES WERE INSTEAD
SAFELY HIDDEN
WITH THE ONE PERSON
NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT--
FRED'S FAKE FATHER,
THE EX-MAYOR JONES.
- MY NOT-REALLY-MY-DAD DAD
MAY HAVE BETRAYED US ONCE
TO GET THE DISC PIECES,
BUT WHEN HE HEARD
WHAT WE WERE PLANNING,
HE WAS MORE THAN GLAD
TO HELP US TAKE YOU DOWN.
- AND, LIKE, MARY ANNE GLEARDAN
ALSO AGREED TO HELP US
AFTER THE CURRENT MAYOR OFFERED
HER LENIENCE ON HER SENTENCE.
- SHE REALLY WANTS TO GO BACK
TO THE SEVENTH GRADE.
- I GUESS I SECRETLY HOPED
YOU GUYS MIGHT NOT TRY
TO STEAL THE PIECES
FROM US.
BUT I GUESS
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WOULD.
WHICH LEAVES ME
WITH ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY.
REAL MOM, REAL DAD,
DON'T EXPECT ME HOME FOR DINNER.
EVER.
- AND WE'RE TAKING NOVA
WITH US, TOO.
YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.
[STATIC]
- OH. LET'S SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE--
THE WHOLE PLANESPHERIC DISC.
- LIKE, WHOA.
- IT'S...BEAUTIFUL.
- WE HAVE THE WHOLE THING.
THAT LEAVES
ONLY ONE QUESTION.
- WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
- NIBIRU.
[LAUGHTER]