(male narrator)
Previously on
"Mystery Incorporated."
Mr. E.
I put you in there
as my eyes and ears.
Well, um, Marcy,
remember how I brought you in
to take Daphne's place?
Now that Daphne's back, I, we..
'It's always been
the five of us.'
(E on phone)
A team without hot dog water?
That was wrong move number two.
(Mr. Shepherd)
'The planospheric disc.'
'There are six pieces.
Where are the other five?'
Why did you come to
Crystal Cove, Mr. Shepherd?
(Mr. Shepherd)
'It was the cheese.'
'The cheese told me
to come here.'
To a future of
unimaginable wealth.
To the treasure, for with it
we shall rule the world.
[wind blowing]
[intense music]
[grunts]
Mountain climbing rules, brah!
I'm gettin' an unbelievable
calf workout!
Righteous.
Only one question.
Why are you dressed up
like Baron Von Dorkenstein?
Ignorant Ethan say what?
What? Uh!
You're the ignoramus one, Gary.
Give me the team's
lucky soccer ball.
It's my turn to bond with it.
I thought you bonded
in the car.
Sure sounded like it. Mwah.
Uh, what was that?
Probably just your mom
out here to tell you
you're late
for being a bonehead.
No, you're late
for being a bonehead.
So's your mom and your mom's mom
and her mom's--
[screeching]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[screeching]
[screaming]
(both)
Aah! Not the ball!
thud
(both)
Aah! Unh! Aah!
[music continues]
Away, stay away.
As far as the wicked eye
can see
'this wicked mountain
belongs to me!'
[engine revving]
[theme music]
♪ Scooby Dooby Doo ♪♪
[birds chirping]
[intense music]
Guys, we heard what happened
and rushed right over.
Why?
Because what happened to you
is a mystery
isn't it?
The only mystery is how
Captain
Fumblethumbs McMountaindork
lost the team's
lucky soccer ball.
It wasn't my fault.
The bag ripped!
It hurts my feelings
that you think
I did that on purpose, Ethan.
I, I'm sorry.
Psych! Ow.
My feelings are
completely intact.
[growls]
I hate you.
Guys, don't worry.
Good ol' Freddy's here.
I'll get the ball back.
What are friends for?
Dude, we've never been
your friend.
I'd pay someone to make you
leave you town again
if my allowance was bigger.
[chuckles]
You two, such kidders.
Come on. Come here.
[groaning]
(Daphne)
'For attacking Ethan and Gary'
'we should find this monster
and give her a medal.'
Hey, Ethan and Gary
aren't that bad.
- Yes, they are.
- They mean well.
- No, they don't.
- You're with me, right, Velma?
- It's a mystery, right?
- I sure hope so.
Because there isn't
any other reason 'to go to
a place called Scorpion Wells.
[eerie music]
Like, are you sure
this is a town?
'It looks more like a place
where old trailers come to die.'
Huh?
[gasps]
[music continues]
[Scooby whimpers]
Well, howdy there, folks!
Welcome to Scorpion Wells!
[speaking gibberish]
- How are you doin'?
- Name's Granny Snaggletooth.
This here's Lobster Man,
Bucket Head Brenda
and, uh,
the Hideous Ugly Jimmy.
Ahh!
He don't quite fit
around here
what with him bein', uh,
so deformed and all.
Hubba, hubba.
Uh, thank you strange
and kindly desert folk.
Uh, we're investigating
a mystery.
We'd like to ask a few
questions if you don't mind.
Don't mind at all.
Long as this tall
drink of water's
doing the askin'.
What's your name, handsome?
[whimpers]
Like, Shaggy?
What would you all like
to know?
How you got
such broad shoulders
and that cute little dimple
on your chin..
Don't look at me.
I'm hideous!
Miss Snaggletooth,
we're here because
a couple of fellow students
recently fell off
your mountain, Mount Diabla.
What you wanna go messin'
around on that mountain for?
- Huh?
Tell you what.
We havin' ourselves
a barbecue tonight.
Stay and eat, and we'll tell you
all about Mount Diabla
and why you should just forget
you ever heard of it.
[intense music]
slurp
Gee, Granny Snaggletooth,
this is a lovely..
...tire fire.
Yep! Smoke gets the skin
all nice and oily, don't it?
Flamin' tire roasted lizard
on a stick?
- Uh, no, thank you.
- No, thank you.
Suit yourselves.
[munching]
So now that we're all friends.
What's the deal
with Mount Diabla?
[spits]
It's an evil, horrible place.
Now, don't you move.
[clicks]
I'm gonna get me
some more meat.
[music continues]
Dark Lilith
protects Mount Diabla
from all trespassers.
Nobody goes up there.
[screeches]
[Dark Lilith screaming]
Like, what is that?
Dark Lilith!
[screeching]
[crashing]
[whimpering]
[screeching]
Aah!
[screeching]
[grunts]
[evil laugh]
Seek not this mountain.
For if you do.
I will prove
my threats are true.
Forever in pain shall ye be
as I feast upon your life
for all eternity.
[screeches]
[dramatic music]
[crashing]
[gasps]
[screaming]
crash
You brought the wrath
of Dark Lilith upon us with
all your fancy talk of climbing
that forbidden mountain!
Now, leave,
before things get ugly.
[speaking gibberish]
- Get out of here.
- You're so weird.
You don't belong here.
That's right. Keep going.
You could still swing by
my trailer
a little later on,
Shaggy the man.
I'll show you how I can
open dog food cans
with my fancy can opener tooth.
[grunting]
plop
Like, ew.
[dramatic music]
Those poor people!
They can't help it.
Their fear is very reasonable.
[tires screeching]
[groans]
(all)
Ugly Jimmy?
- Hubba, hubba.
- W-why are you here?
I want to help you kids solve
the mystery of the Dark Lilith
and get your lucky
soccer ball back.
I'll guide you up Mount Diabla.
- But why?
- I'm so tired!
Tired of living in fear
of that horrible hag!
Granny Snaggletooth
likes you, too?
No, no Lilith.
She needs to go away.
There's already
enough fear in town.
Thanks to my hideously ugly
and tragically deformed face.
Look, Jimmy?
About the whole ugly thing.
You really need to know--
We're happy
to accept your help.
[music continues]
Hmm. Interesting.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Ooh. Ooh.
Mountain climbing hurts.
[intense music]
There's the summit.
crash
[screaming]
Aa-aa-aah!
Oh!
Boy, it sure is dark in here.
Hang on. I have a lantern.
Hey!
Jimmy!
[grunting]
[gasps]
Alright. Alright.
You got, you got me.
I-I-I give up.
Who are you
and why did you attack us?
Who am I?
That's a good question.
I-I...I call myself Boron.
Yeah.
Because I'm a, uh,
yeah, I remember.
I'm a Boron miner.
Yeah! Ha ha.
Don't think I don't know
you're up here to steal my man.
Hmph! Stay where you are, honey.
I got these punks covered.
The lucky soccer ball!
You can't take him. He's
the only man who ever loved me.
He feels my pain!
Don't worry.
Nobody's taking anything.
(Daphne)
'Fred.'
[grunting]
Now, Miss Boron.
Oh, please, call me Boron.
Why did you attack
Scorpion Wells?
And where's your crazy
flying demon woman costume?
Demon woman?
That's not me.
That is the Dark Lilith.
She's evil!
[all gasps]
[intense music]
It's her!
Evil girl lives on his boat!
- The mountain boat.
- Quiet, old woman.
Since my warnings went unheeded.
Now, your lives
shall be deleted.
[screeching]
[dramatic music]
[screaming]
[grunts]
Honey!
- Yikes!
- Jimmy, no!
You aren't hurting my friends!
Whoa-a-a!
[grunting]
[chuckles]
[music continues]
Poor Jimmy.
He saved us.
Weird. There's a smell up here
that reminds me of..
I don't know about you guys
but I don't think Ugly Jimmy's
bravery should go to waste.
Could you lead us
to where Dark Lilith lives?
We have to find her
and stop her. For Jimmy.
Follow me.
Yonder she lives, in this boat.
(Fred)
'Wow! Now, that is a mystery.'
[dramatic music]
- Gang, is that--
- An old Spanish galleon.
Like, what's it's doing
on top of a mountain?
Boron, do you know why?
Boron?
Come on, gang.
Let's check it out.
[music continues]
(Daphne)
How in the world did
a ship get all the way up here?
(Velma)
Maybe this can tell us.
It's the ship's manifest.
The writing's in Espanol
but I aced Honors Spanish.
I can translate.
"I fear I may have doomed
us all.
After months of filling
our hold.."
(Fernando)
With all manner of treasure,
we were about to set sail
when word was delivered
of an even greater prize.
A sarcophagus
of the purest crystal
filled to the brim with
black pearls of immense value.
A king's ransom!
The men and I were overtaken
with a desire
to find this great treasure.
And after several months
of searching find it we did.
[instrumental music]
What we didn't realize was
that the entity that dwelled
inside that crystal sarcophagus
had been searching
for us as well.
In our thirst
for power and wealth
we had discovered
a terrible evil.
It preyed upon our fears
driving us to commit
horrible acts.
[screaming]
Finally in an act
of desperation
to stop what we had become.
I set the ship ashore
on the mission coast
in a cove we named after
what we would soon bring there.
Crystal Cove.
Zoinks! Ha ha!
Like, that means..
These are the conquistadors
that founded our town!
The ones that disappeared!
(Fernando)
I used the arcanical disc,
the planisferico
to map our location
and we buried
the evil treasure deep,
deep underground.
Then, we broke the disc
into six pieces
and went our separate ways.
I concealed my piece
aboard the ship
and artfully protected it
by a large number
of lethal mechanical devices.
I brought the ship here
to the top of this mountain
to stay hidden forever.
It's signed Fernando El Aguirre
captain of the Santa Lucia
of Spain.
Jeepers! You know
what this means?
The fifth piece
of the planospheric disc
is right here on this ship.
Then let's find it
and get out of here
before that crazy chick
shows up again. Hoo hoo.
- Yeah!
- Hold on.
My trappy sense is tingling.
[coin clinking]
(all)
Whoa!
Just as I thought.
This place is booby-trapped
out the wazoo.
- How do we know where to look?
- Easy, Scoob.
The traps themselves
will lead us right to it.
Don't worry.
I was born for this.
[dramatic music]
[whirring]
(Daphne)
'The piece must be in there!'
As far as I can tell,
it's clean.
[gasps]
[Fred groans]
[screeching]
Many thanks
for all of your time
but I take this now
as it is mine!
[grunts]
Aah! Get the piece!
[growls]
Aah! Unh!
[music continues]
Ah! Unh!
[screeching]
Aah! Unh! Ah!
[evil laugh]
Oh, no, you don't.
[dramatic music]
[laughing]
[grunts]
[rumbling]
- Hold on, gang!
- Unh!
[whimpering]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Like, Scooby Doo,
grab the wheel!
[music continues]
- Go left!
- Left?
- Right.
- Right? You said go left.
I said right, go left.
Right? Right.
No, left! Go left!
[music continues]
[grunting]
[rumbling]
Huh? Oh!
[screaming]
clink
Oh, no.
Everybody, brace for impact.
boom
[music continues]
[gasps]
[screaming]
[groans]
[screams]
Oy! That's a pain
that's gonna linger.
[gasps]
[sniffing]
There's that smell again.
Of course. Hot dog water.
Marcy! Wait!
[dramatic music]
Hello, Velma.
Why would you.. Wait.
Of course, Mr. E.
You're still working for him.
But you couldn't outwit the
captain's traps without Fred.
That's right. So humiliating
to have to rely on a guy.
I repurposed
my old manticore outfit
and super helium technology to
create the Dark Lilith disguise.
Then, I lured
Gary and Ethan here
by falsely telling them
professional soccer players
worked their calf muscles
on Mount Diabla.
I knew Fred
would talk you guys into
investigating what happened
to them.
Then, Fred could spring
the traps
and I could get the piece.
[sighs]
But you're a hard girl
to fool, V.
I'm glad you recognized me.
Me, too.
So...how's this gonna end?
(Marcy)
Here.
Friendship should always
come first, and..
...well, you're the only friend
I've ever had.
What about Mr. E?
He'll hunt you down
and destroy you.
He'll have to catch me first.
See you around, Velma Dinkley.
[instrumental music]
[grunts]
Way to go, Velma!
I thought Dark Lilith
was going to end up
with the fifth piece for sure.
Oh, where'd the evil lady go?
No idea.
Flew away, I guess.
[intense music]
How about a little smooch
for the road, Shaggity man?
Zoinks! Ooh!
Like, how about not?
(Jimmy)
'Hello, my friends.'
- Ugly Jimmy?
- Not any more.
Thanks to the fall, they're
calling me Handsome Jimmy now.
What do you think, Daphne?
I-I, ugh.
I think I'm gonna hork.
- Huh?
- 'Don't mind her, Jimmy.'
- I think you look great!
- Thanks, Fred!
And look what I found
falling down the mountain.
The lucky soccer ball.
Well, gang,
with the three pieces we have.
The two pieces Pericles stole,
that means there's--
Just one more piece to go.
Yeah, and why do I get
the feeling
that even if we don't find
number six
it'll end up finding us?
[engine revving]
[eerie music]
Nibiru.
[laughing]
[theme music]