(male narrator)
Previously on
"Mystery Incorporated.."
My real name
isn't Angel Dynamite.
It's Cassidy Williams.
You've been lying to us
from the beginning.
Why should we listen to anything
you have to say to us now?
Oh, Baylor, you're everything
I never knew I wanted.
For the first time,
I found someone
who cares about me
more than their traps.
We're a team, remember?
We're not a team,
not without Daphne.
We need a new Daphne,
and I have just the girl.
(together)
Hot Dog Water?
The higher carbon content
reduces weldability
but makes up for it
in the amazing tensile strength.
Uh, um, Fred, if I may
I have about, oh, let's see
42 pages on traps
here in my notes
and that's just
from this session.
Let's do a little
word disassociation therapy.
I'm going to say a word,
you tell me its opposite.
- Ready? Traps.
- Daphne.
- Traps, traps.
- Daphne, Daphne.
- Traps, traps, traps.
- Daphne, Daphne, Daphne!
Daphne!
I'm sensing
you want to talk about Daphne.
I want her back, doc,
but she hates me.
I guess I can't blame her
for hating me.
I was never attentive
or romantic enough
whatever that means.
beep beep beep
Oh, look at that.
Session's over. Pity.
What do I do about Daphne?
Sorry, Fred,
but your healthcare plan
does not allow me
to speak after the buzzer.
Huh. Ha?
[laughing]
[gasps]
Uh! Oh! What are you?
Dr. Henklefust, I'm so sad.
Can you help me?
I'd like to try
a little aggression therapy.
And it goes like this.
[groaning]
[laughing]
I have to prove myself to Daphne
and I know exactly how!
Doc, I think I've had
a breakthrough!
'Dr. Henklefust?'
[theme music]
(Scooby)
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[crickets creaking]
[instrumental music]
click
[water sloshing]
[groaning]
[gasps]
- Fred?
- Surprised?
What are you doing?
I did this for you!
It's what
you've always wanted, right?
Romantic, huh?
Fred Jones, you..
It's too late for this.
I'm with a man now,
Baylor Hotner.
He and I, we're serious.
I, I moved on
and so should you.
But wa..
[sighs]
[papers rustling]
Like, do you think
this one works, Scoob?
Yes! No, not really.
I hate not having hair.
Ugh, grow, grow!
Hmph!
Poor Shaggy.
That's a good boy.
Fred, look.
Isn't this your therapist?
Fred?
Frederick, pay attention.
Huh? What?
Isn't Dr. Henklefust
your therapist?
What? No.
I don't see a therapist.
Why would you say that? Are you
saying I should see a therapist?
Because I don't have
any problems.
I am completely problem-free.
Well, that therapist you're not
seeing, he's gone missing.
What? Oh, yeah.
I think so, gone missing
just like Daphne.
Like, we'll be back soon.
We're gonna go get
some real fake hair.
Doesn't anyone care
about mystery solving anymore?
I care. You still got me.
All of it. Cut if all off.
Don't give me that look,
Gorgeous G.
I mean it. It's so gone.
But, baby doll, you can't
cut it off. It's beautiful!
No, I'm beautiful.
Hair is just hair.
Watch who you're talking to,
girl. I'm a hairdresser.
Amen to that, Gorgeous G.,
best in Crystal Cove.
Now, please.
[whirring]
Nice.
Like my mama always said
"Hotness is as hotness does."
Well, then,
go check out all that hotness
in the bathroom mirror.
It's three-sided.
[gasps]
They're coming back for Fred.
Why? Why come back now?
I don't know
but it would be the perfect time
to get close
to the kids again, Angel.
I'm not Angel Dynamite, Ricky,
I'm Cassidy Williams.
And I won't do it.
I won't hurt those kids again.
They're good kids..
...better than we were.
Ah, yes, the naive Cassidy
I once fell in love with.
You willing
to bet the lives of everyone
in Crystal Cove on that?
Oh, what is taking that girl
so long?
She loves herself just
a little too much if you ask me.
screech
[screaming]
screech
thud
What was that? Gorgeous G?
[grunts]
Gorgeous G!
Ah! Oh, no!
I simply
can't do a thing with my hair!
[sobbing]
I am so sad..
Please, make me beautiful
like a flower.
Please..
And they have red hair
and brown hair
and black hair
and yellow hair and--
I just want shaggy hair.
I'm sure
they have shaggy hair, Shaggy.
Shaggy hair for sale.
vroom
[laughs]
- Like, zoinks.
- Crybaby Clown?
[panting]
[Crybaby Clown laughing]
[cameras clicking]
(Shaggy)
Like, what's with
all the paparazzi?
It's the city's
new publicist, J.R. Kipple.
Mayor Nettles hired him
a few weeks ago.
Get pictures
of all the destruction.
See if you can get
this teddy bear in the picture.
It'll add a little something,
something to the news story.
Make it go viral.
Mr. Kipple, I'm not so sure
this is a good idea.
- I don't want to cause a panic.
- You crazy?
Panic is great publicity
a feeding frenzy, a fear fest.
That's why the news exist.
With these abductions
by the Crybaby Clown
we'll put Crystal Cove
back on the map
as a great scary place
to vacation.
I don't like my citizens
being abducted
by evil, clown-man babies.
I want this mystery solved.
click click click
Looking good, pal.
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[laughs]
(Velma)
'Check this out.'
I think we just found
our first clue.
Um, looks like
some kind of cathode.
Or part of a transponder chip.
Hi, gang.
[all gasping]
Awkward.
Look, I just wanna say
I know you're mad at me
and I don't blame you
but if I can help in--
No way, Angel Cassidy
Dynamite Williams
wh-wh-whatever your name is.
There's an old saying
in Crystal Cove.
"Fool me once, shame on..
...shame on you?"
Uh..
A fooled man
can't get fooled again!
Yeah. Fool me..
...what he said.
Alright.
I, um, I understand.
Y'all be safe.
Don't tell me what to do!
[instrumental music]
[gasps]
Daphne, this one really sells
the whole quaint, small-town,
innocent girl.
They're going to love you.
Do you really think so, Baylor?
Babe, you're going to be a hit.
I don't think that works at all.
It's stupid!
Now, try this on, Daphne.
Or how about this one?
- You need a really big apron.
- Fred..
You know
what a messy eater you are.
You can use this like a bib
and a,
and dribble all over yourself
like you normally do
and nobody will know!
[laughs]
It's, well, great.
Well, if you're looking
for something new, Daph
try this.
It comes in periwinkle,
lavender, orchid, heliotrope
mulberry, magenta,
violet and indigo.
Yeah, I think
we should get 'em all.
Oh, Baylor, you know exactly
what a girl wants.
vroom
Norville, I really appreciate
you driving me
to the plastic surgeon's
office.
I didn't wanna come alone,
but I want you to know
I'm only picking up a pamphlet.
Just because all your friends
are doing it
doesn't mean you have to,
Mrs. Rogers.
Uh, what did the dog say?
Like, um, he said
you're perfect and beautiful
just the way you are, mom.
Oh, how naive.
I mean, how sweet.
[gasping]
(Shaggy)
'Like, man,
someone really did a number'
'on this plastic surgeon's
office.'
(Scooby)
'What a waste
of perfectly good ice cream.'
[sobbing]
He took him!
He took the doctor!
- Who did?
- Clown!
Evil, clown baby-man.
- Yikes!
- Ooh!
Yike.
Norville, you're not very brave
for a general.
Like, mom,
I'm undercover, remember?
Hot Dog Water and I analyzed
the chip we found.
It's a transmitter.
So we rigged this transistor
radio to pick up the signal.
beep beep
Which should lead us
right to Crybaby Clown!
I can net him and give him
to Daphne as a present
to show her how much I care!
Come on, gang,
let's go bag Crybaby Clown!
vroom
Turn right down that alley.
screech
There.
screech
[groans]
boom
[whirring]
Time to wrap up this mystery.
Fred Jones, you are
the most incompetent
idiotic, micro-brained guy
named Fred
in the history
of guys named Fred!
I..
B-but, Daphne..
- What just happened?
- I don't get it.
She's emitting the signal.
beep beep beep
Daphne, you have a transmitter
just under the skin
on your ankle!
What? I've been tagged
with a tracking device?
Man, I wish
I'd have thought of that.
vroom vroom
[gasps]
Uh-oh.
[laughing]
[all screaming]
screech
clank
[laughing]
[screaming]
click click click
Stop taking pictures
of those nitwits.
They're not news.
I hope you got some great snaps
of that crazy man, baby clown.
He's so perfect!
Funny how the city's publicist
J.R. Kipple
shows up a few minutes
after Crybaby Clown disappears.
I'm not laughing.
Yeah. Like, me, neither, Scoob.
I see what Velma's getting at.
Mr. Kipple, I notice
you got here really quickly.
And lucky you had
your photographers in place
to take pictures.
Luck has nothing to do with it
shirtless boy.
A good publicist
makes the news happen.
Oh, Daphne, I was so worried.
I've been
looking all over for you.
Oh, doodle, you bad kitty.
How did you find me?
I am so in love with you
that I was drawn to your side.
Yeah, well,
I was drawn to her so much
that I shot her with my net gun
then tackled her really hard.
You know, school chum,
you might wanna do
a little work on that six-pack.
Me and the boys from Dusk
have a great ab workout.
I'll send it over.
Did you tell them, my little
strawberry cheesecake?
No? Alright.
Well, Daphne and I
are leaving for Hollywood
tonight, together.
[chuckles]
I'm gonna make her a star.
Daph..
thud
[instrumental music]
(Kipple)
'I want more coverage!'
What do I pay you news editors
under the table for
if you don't run the stories
I tell you to run?
Like, that guy's gotta be
Crybaby Clown!
He's an evil man-baby
if I ever saw one!
Jinkies, look!
Mr. Kipple!
Like, behind you!
You nimrods
get away from my window.
[screaming]
boom
This is out of control.
We've got to stop that clown.
Get Fred.
(Shaggy)
'Like, why would Crybaby Clown
steal a therapist'
a hairdresser, a plastic surgeon
and now a publicist?
Hot Dog Water and I have
exhausted the computer archives
searching for any common thread
linking the four individuals.
We've come up with nothing.
Nada, the big zero.
The four
didn't even know each other.
There's no connection!
We're just spinning our wheels.
Aphne, don't go!
Wheels!
Different spokes on a wheel
all meet at one hub, right?
Gang, I think
I've solved this mystery!
And you know what that means?
- We order takeout?
- Chinese?
Huh, I love Chinese.
No. It means it's trapping time!
(woman on PA)
'The green zone's
for unloading of corpses only.'
vroom
screech
[indistinct chattering]
[muffled groaning]
[groaning]
[all groaning]
(Crybaby)
'You know what makes me sad?'
All these empty seats.
[laughs]
Oh, I wish I had enough friends
to fill this entire plane..
[bawling]
...but I have you.
And I'm taking you all back
to my special clown town.
Hm? Hm?
Buckle up!
It's gonna be a very bumpy ride!
[gasps]
Welcome aboard
Air Shag And Scoob.
Please enjoy your flight.
Get off my plane!
Zoinks! Look out, Scoob!
[screaming]
vroom
[all screaming]
crash
[all screaming]
Is it supposed to do that?
No. We'll have to improvise.
vroom vroom
thud
[screaming]
- Yikes!
- Ha-ha ha!
Huh? Huh?
Don't make me cry!
You wouldn't like me
when I'm crying.
Like, dude, huh,
we don't like you now.
[Crybaby grunting]
I'm the only one
professionally trained
as a pilot and barnstormer
so you two
are on ground control.
[dramatic music]
- Velma, take the wheel.
- Huh?
[grunts]
Hm?
[panting]
clank
vroom
screech
[thunder rumbling]
Now, where, oh, where
did my in-flight
entertainment go?
[bawling]
[door shuts]
[Scooby speaking in Spanish]
(Scooby)
'Ocupado.'
(Shaggy)
'Nobody's in here.'
Heh-heh. Like, I guess when you
gotta go, you really gotta go.
[thunder rumbling]
Aah!
[beeping]
[grunts]
[dramatic music]
[sighs]
[Crybaby grunting]
Fred, he's got Daphne back here!
Daphne? No!
[groans]
[Shaggy screaming]
- Whoa!
- A-ah!
[grunts]
[groaning]
[thunder rumbling]
[intense music]
[thunder rumbling]
And now let's see
who Crybaby Clown really is.
(all)
Baylor Hotner?
That's right-ner.
Actor, humanitarian
guy with
amazingly super-awesome abs.
I came here to Crystal Cove
to research the part
of a crazed clown
for my upcoming
blockbuster movie
"The Night The Clown Cried."
It was gonna be
my Oscar.
(Baylor)
Using my knowledge
of Hollywood makeup and effects
and a trick buggy
I stole from the back lot
I honed my crazed clown
performance to perfection.
Then I built my entourage
a therapist, a hairdresser
a plastic surgeon
and a publicist
everything I needed
to be a great actor!
Of course, I put tracking chips
in all of them
because you have to know where
your posse is at all times.
I even had
an innocent, small-town girl
that would make me
look like the nicest guy.
I had it all!
And I would've been
the world's greatest
Hollywood thespian, too
if it hadn't have been for you
small-town scene stealers. Uh!
Small-town that, Baylor Hotner!
These are my friends.
Take him away, sheriff.
vroom
Thanks, guys.
You, uh, really saved me.
Like, you're one of us.
Um, you know, Daphne,
you could come back to me
to-to the gang, I mean.
Really?
I-I'd like that very much.
Hooray! Daphne's back.
Group hug.
Scooby-dooby-doo!
And Daphne, too.
[laughs]
[theme music]