1 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:08,091 - "THE SHRIEKING MADNESS 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:08,091 OF CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON: 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:10,594 THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME"? 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,429 YOU'RE ACTUALLY READING THIS? 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,097 - THE PROFESSOR 6 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,097 IS A GREAT WRITER. 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,057 HIS STUFF IS SPOOKY. 8 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,726 - HATECRAFT 9 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,726 IS A TOTAL FAKE. 10 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,060 HE SAYS HE'S JUST WRITING 11 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,938 WHAT DEMONS FROM 12 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,938 DARK DIMENSIONS TELL HIM. 13 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,189 PLEASE! 14 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,941 - HOW DO YOU KNOW 15 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,941 THEY'RE NOT TRUE? 16 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,400 - UM, BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN? 17 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,611 WAIT UNTIL HARLAN ELLISON 18 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,611 SPEAKS HERE NEXT WEEK. 19 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,029 HE'S A REAL WRITER. 20 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,365 HE'LL SET YOU BOZOS 21 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,365 STRAIGHT ABOUT HATECRAFT. 22 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,783 LATER. 23 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:36,745 "CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON: 24 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:36,745 THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME." 25 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,789 HOW CAN PROFESSOR HATECRAFT 26 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,789 NAME THE CREATURE IN THE TITLE, 27 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,624 THEN SAY IT HAS NO NAME. 28 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,209 RIDICULOUS. 29 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,628 - [CHANTING] 30 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,130 - OHH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 31 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,424 - [CHANTING] 32 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,469 - [SNIFFING] 33 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,470 [GASPS] 34 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,639 - [SHRIEK] 35 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,936 UHH! 36 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,646 UHH! PLEASE! 37 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,649 UHH! AAH! 38 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,317 HELLO! 39 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,363 PLEASE. PLEASE! 40 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,782 AAH! 41 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,778 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 42 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,778 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,113 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 44 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,952 - NOW, DAPH, CHIN UP. 45 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,829 SPENDING SOME TIME AWAY 46 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,829 FROM YOUR LITTLE MYSTERY CLUB 47 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,790 WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD. 48 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,000 - STOP BY THE BUILDING 49 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,000 WE PAID FOR, 50 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,543 AND IF YOU SEE 51 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,543 ANY PROFESSORS, 52 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,045 REMIND THEM YOUR SISTERS 53 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,338 ALL GRADUATED 54 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,338 FROM DARROW UNIVERSITY 55 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,299 BY THE TIME THEY WERE 13. 56 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,635 - I'M ONLY VISITING THIS SCHOOL 57 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,635 BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO, MOM. 58 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,595 WHAT IF DARROW ISN'T FOR ME? 59 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,806 - A COLLEGE GOOD ENOUGH 60 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,806 FOR THE OTHER BLAKE GIRLS 61 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,515 ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 62 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,434 HA HA HA! OH, DAPHNE, 63 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,270 SOMETIMES I WISH 64 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,270 WE WOULD HAVE HAD A BOY. 65 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,857 - FRED, GO STRAIGHT 66 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,857 TO MY OLD FRATERNITY 67 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,233 AND DROP MY NAME. 68 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,652 THEY HAVE TO LET YOU IN, 69 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,946 NO MATTER HOW MUCH 70 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,946 YOU TALK ABOUT TRAPS. 71 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,824 - MAN, IT FEELS WEIRD 72 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,824 BEING HERE WITHOUT THE GANG. 73 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,325 THINGS SURE HAVE BEEN 74 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,325 PRETTY ROUGH 75 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,827 SINCE SHAGGY AND VELMA 76 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,827 BROKE UP. 77 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,787 - BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER, FRED, 78 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,247 THE ROGERS KID CHOSE 79 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,247 A DOG OVER A GIRL. 80 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,042 WHAT'S HE THINKING? 81 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,042 THIS ISN'T SOME REALITY SHOW. 82 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,794 NOW, I DREAMED OF THE DAY 83 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,546 YOU'D BE HUMILIATED 84 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,546 BY MY FRATERNITY. 85 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,881 DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME. 86 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,717 - I CAN'T BELIEVE 87 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,717 I'M HERE THE SAME DAY 88 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,927 AS MY FAVORITE AUTHOR. 89 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,303 DO YOU THINK HARLAN ELLISON 90 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,221 WILL SIGN ALL MY COPIES 91 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,221 OF HIS BOOKS? 92 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,141 - I KNEW HARLAN 93 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,141 BACK IN THE DAY. 94 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:05,310 JUST TELL HIM 95 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:05,310 CAPE COD DINKLEY SENT YOU. 96 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,980 HE'LL SIGN. [GIGGLES] 97 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,983 - BUT, LIKE, THE BEST THING 98 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,983 ABOUT DARROW UNIVERSITY 99 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,360 IS THE BURGER PLACE 100 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,360 ON CAMPUS. 101 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,487 THEY'RE KNOWN EVERYWHERE 102 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,487 FOR THEIR BURGERS. 103 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,032 - AND THE FRENCH FRIES, 104 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,032 ONION RINGS, AND SHAKES. 105 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,240 [SLURP] 106 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,284 - TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS US, 107 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,284 PLEASE. 108 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,246 BETTER YET, JUST DON'T 109 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,246 TELL THEM YOUR LAST NAME. 110 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,425 [TIRES SCREECHING] 111 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:58,072 - [ TAKES DEEP BREATH] 112 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,076 - MU GAMMA TAU. 113 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,368 MU ARE YOU? 114 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,704 - UM, HI. 115 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,704 I'M FRED JONES JR. 116 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,041 MY DAD WAS A MU GAMMA 117 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,041 TOE--TAU--UH, TOE. 118 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,376 - FRED! I'M RHINO. 119 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,131 GUYS, THIS IS FRED JONES JR. 120 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,759 HIS DAD WAS MU LEGEND-- 121 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,759 FRED JONES. 122 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,843 All: WHAT?! 123 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,636 - I THOUGHT FRED JONES 124 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,636 WAS A MYTH. 125 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,680 - I HEARD HE ATE 126 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,680 A LIVE BEAR. 127 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,266 - SO, UH, WHAT 128 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,266 DO YOU GUYS DO HERE, 129 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,643 STUDY? PARTY? MAKE TRAPS? 130 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,812 - AMATEUR HOUR. 131 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,812 WHEN YOU'RE IN COLLEGE, 132 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,315 MALE, AND RIPPED, 133 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,315 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 134 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,609 WRESTLE! 135 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,777 [GRUNTING] 136 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,862 - GO GET HIM, RANDY! 137 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,114 [CRASH] 138 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:49,123 - THE BLAKE FAMILY CENTER 139 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:49,123 FOR SELF-NAMED BUILDINGS. 140 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,083 HMM. 141 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:58,048 - NO LONGER WILL THEY 142 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:58,048 IGNORE YOUR PEOPLE! 143 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,633 ARE YOU WITH ME?! 144 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,301 All: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 145 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,303 - ARE YOU WITH ME?! 146 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,513 - UH...YES? 147 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,058 All: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 148 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,058 FIGHT! FIGHT... 149 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,476 - WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING? 150 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,812 - [PANTING] 151 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,354 THERE IT IS, SCOOB! 152 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,816 I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE LEGENDS. 153 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,861 - BURGERS, FRIES, 154 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,861 ONION RINGS! 155 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,282 - WOW! WE'RE REALLY HERE. 156 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:27,828 AHEM. UH, BRING US, LIKE, 157 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:27,828 YOUR MOST FAMOUS FOOD, PLEASE. 158 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,413 IT'S THE WAY 159 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,413 I ALWAYS DREAMED IT. 160 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,706 - [SNIFFING] 161 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,501 IT'S THE WAY 162 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,501 I'VE ALWAYS SMELLED IT. 163 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,753 AHH. 164 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,963 - [GULP] 165 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,507 [BOTH MUNCHING 166 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,507 AND CHEWING] 167 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,634 [EATING NOISILY] 168 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,054 - EEW! 169 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,639 THESE AREN'T BURGERS. 170 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,308 - WE CHANGED MANAGEMENT 171 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,308 LAST WEEK. 172 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,892 NOW WE'RE ORGANIC VEGAN. 173 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,646 THOSE ARE PUREED SPROUTS 174 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,646 AND WHEAT GLUTEN. 175 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,274 Both: YUCK! 176 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,650 UCCHH! 177 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,069 - AND THAT'S WHY 178 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,155 THERE HASN'T BEEN 179 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,155 ANYTHING GOOD WRITTEN 180 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,824 SINCE THE 1970s. 181 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,660 - [CHEERING] 182 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,078 - THANK YOU. 183 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,165 OK, QUESTIONS. 184 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,250 - MY NAME IS HOWARD E. ROBERTS, 185 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,460 AND MY FAVORITE WRITER 186 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,460 IS ONE OF OUR PROFESSORS, 187 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,754 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU 188 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,754 COULD COMPARE YOUR WORK 189 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,924 TO HIS MASTERPIECE, 190 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,924 "THE SHRIEKING MADNESS 191 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,924 OF CHAR-GAR GOTHA--" 192 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,552 - YOU MEAN H.P. HATECRAFT? 193 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,554 AN INTERESTING SCRIBBLER, YES, 194 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,555 NO DOUBT. 195 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,514 BUT MINOR. 196 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,099 AND THAT'S BEING KIND. 197 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,309 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 198 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,894 HE'S A BRILLIANT WRITER 199 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,104 WHO UNDERSTANDS 200 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,104 THE DARK CREATURES 201 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,104 OF OTHER DIMENSIONS. 202 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,857 - I PERCEIVE IN YOU, 203 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,857 YOUNG SIR, 204 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,399 ONE WHO HEARS NOTHING 205 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,860 BUT THE SOUND OF THE WIND 206 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,528 BLOWING ACROSS 207 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,528 THE EMPTY DESERT 208 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,488 THAT LIES BETWEEN YOUR EARS. 209 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,242 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 210 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,577 - HATECRAFT IS, AT BEST, 211 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,121 A LITERARY FRAUD, 212 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,121 A CON MAN. 213 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,625 AT WORST, A DIRT SMEAR 214 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:57,625 IN THE DIAPER OF LITERATURE. 215 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,587 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 216 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,923 - [GROANING] 217 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,470 - MR. ELLISON? 218 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:13,100 - YES, DEAR. I CAN ONLY 219 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:13,100 SIGN SO FAST, YOU KNOW. 220 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,101 - VELMA DINKLEY, SIR. 221 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,518 I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK, 222 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,603 AND THE THEMES YOU EXPLORE IN-- 223 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,772 - DINKLEY? NOT BY 224 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,772 ANY HAPPY CHANCE 225 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,025 A RELATION TO CAPE COD DINKLEY, 226 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,025 AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE? 227 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,026 - MY MOTHER. 228 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,444 - OH, HOLY BRADBURY. 229 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,072 YOU MUST GIVE HER 230 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,072 A KISS FOR ME. 231 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,865 AND THANK HER 232 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,865 FOR THE CHICKEN SOUP. 233 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,325 - JINKIES! I WILL! 234 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,619 IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 235 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,619 THANKS SO MUCH. 236 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,787 - MY PLEASURE. 237 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,080 OH, BY THE WAY, 238 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,166 JINKIES IS NOT 239 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,166 ACTUALLY A WORD. 240 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,218 HATECRAFT THIS, 241 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,218 HATECRAFT THAT-- 242 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,179 PERHAPS SOMEONE COULD ASK ME 243 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,179 ABOUT MY OWN LATEST WORK 244 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,223 ONCE IN A WHILE. 245 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,560 - [SHRIEK] 246 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,313 UHH...UHH! 247 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,356 - [CHANTING] 248 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,696 - AAH! 249 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,824 - IT SOUNDS LIKE 250 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,824 SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE. 251 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,826 - HELP! 252 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,826 - HUH? 253 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:17,372 - HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE 254 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:17,372 HELP ME, ALREADY! HELP! 255 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,874 UHH! UHH! AAH! AAH! 256 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:20,834 AAH! 257 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,794 - I'VE CHANGED MY MIND! 258 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,880 MAYBE THAT FOOD'S 259 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,880 IS NOT SO BAD! [GASP] 260 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,382 - [SHOUTING] 261 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,591 - [ROAR] 262 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,717 [ALL SCREAMING] 263 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:33,596 - [CHANTING] 264 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,349 - [GROANING] 265 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,391 - MR. ELLISON, ARE YOU OK? 266 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,810 - OK?! I'VE BEEN VIOLATED 267 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:42,063 BY A FIGMENT OF A FANTASIST'S 268 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:42,063 FABRICATED FALSEHOOD 269 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,774 FOR THE SOLE FUNCTION 270 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,774 OF FAME AND FORTUNE. 271 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,111 - OH, LIKE, 272 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,111 THAT IS A LOT OF FA..FA... 273 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,570 - REALLY? 274 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,572 IS IT "LIKE" THAT? 275 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,991 WHAT IF, LIKE, LIKE 276 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,203 WERE USED IN, LIKE, 277 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,203 ITS PROPER GRAMMATICAL FORM 278 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,830 AND NOT, LIKE, 279 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,830 AS A CONVERSATIONAL PAUSE, 280 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,082 LIKE EVERY THIRD, LIKE, WORD? 281 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,210 - BOY, WHAT GOT HIM SO UPSET? 282 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,879 - MAYBE HE WOULDN'T 283 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,879 BE SO MAD IF HE SAW THIS. 284 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,630 A COPY OF HATECRAFT'S BOOK, 285 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,550 "CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON: 286 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,550 THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME." 287 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,177 - SOMEONE'S READ THIS A LOT. 288 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,262 THERE'S ALL KINDS 289 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,262 OF SENTENCES UNDERLINED. 290 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,514 [SNIFFS] 291 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,598 UCCH. AND IT SMELLS 292 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,598 LIKE OLD CLAM CHOWDER 293 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,434 BEING GARGLED BY A SEAL. 294 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,979 - BUT WHY WOULD A MONSTER 295 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,979 CARRY A BOOK ABOUT HIMSELF 296 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,979 AROUND WITH HIM? 297 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,400 - I WANT TO MEET THIS 298 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,400 PROFESSOR HATECRAFT FOR MYSELF. 299 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,913 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 300 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,289 - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 301 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,290 [KNOCKING] 302 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,000 - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 303 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,045 HELLO? 304 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,045 PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 305 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,629 YOUR DOOR WAS OPEN. 306 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,728 - WITH ALL THESE BOOKS, 307 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,728 YOU'D THINK THIS GUY 308 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,981 COULD, LIKE, AFFORD A MAID. 309 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,901 - [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING] 310 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,571 - OHH! OHH... 311 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,242 - IT'S JUST A STATUE, 312 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,242 BEEF BRAINS, 313 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,787 OF A CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER ONE 314 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,787 OF HATECRAFT'S BOOKS. 315 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,926 TV: BREAKING NEWS. 316 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,926 THIS JUST IN. 317 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,428 CAMPUS POLICE SAY 318 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,428 THEY HAVE NO LEADS 319 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,638 ON TODAY'S THEFT OF 320 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,638 THE DARROW FAMILY ARCHIVES 321 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,181 FROM THE UNIVERSITY LIBRARY. 322 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,517 - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 323 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,562 - OOH! BY THE TENDRILS 324 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,562 OF SHAP-SHAP SUMAGURATH, 325 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,563 YOU FRIGHTENED ME. 326 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,897 - WE'RE SORRY, PROFESSOR. 327 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,525 WE'RE BIG FANS 328 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,525 WHO WANTED TO MEET YOU. 329 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,319 - WELL, NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 330 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,988 IT'S LIKE THE WRATH 331 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,988 OF FUNG FARD HARGENFLOG 332 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,615 HAS DESCENDED UPON ME. 333 00:10:56,615 --> 00:11:00,160 I HOPE I HAVEN'T RELEASED 334 00:10:56,615 --> 00:11:00,160 CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON ON THE WORLD. 335 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,661 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 336 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,706 - MY WORK--TRANSLATING 337 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,706 THE DEMON-SUMMONING CHANTS 338 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,584 WRITTEN IN THESE EVIL TOMES, 339 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,961 WHICH MY STUDENT ASSISTANT 340 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,961 ALPHABETIZES FOR ME. 341 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,046 - YOU THINK, LIKE, 342 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,046 EVERYTHING YOU'RE WRITING 343 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,507 IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? 344 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,843 - DARK FORCES ARE AT WORK 345 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,843 IN THIS VERY HOME, 346 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,387 AND I FEAR I MAY HAVE 347 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,387 INADVERTENTLY OPENED A PORTAL 348 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,805 TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION. 349 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,349 - THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? 350 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,644 - STOP! YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY 351 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,644 UNLEASH ANOTHER DEMON. 352 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,854 OH. THAT'S JUST FAN MAIL. 353 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,854 NEVER MIND. 354 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,274 - A LOT OF THESE SEEM TO BE 355 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,274 IN THE SAME HANDWRITING. 356 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,900 - MY FANS ARE VERY DEDICATED. 357 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,987 NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, 358 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,072 I SENSE MESSAGES 359 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,700 FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE 360 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:41,700 COMING ON. 361 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,413 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG? 362 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:49,209 DO WE STAY TOGETHER AND KEEP 363 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:49,209 WORKING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY? 364 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,388 IS THAT A NO? 365 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,146 [THUNDER] 366 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,695 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 367 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,071 THIS PLACE IS VEGAN. 368 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,822 - THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO EAT 369 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,366 FOR, LIKE, MILES. 370 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,537 - YEAH. WE'RE SO HUNGRY, 371 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,537 WE'D EVEN EAT VEGETABLES. 372 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,954 - WHOA...OOH! 373 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,248 [CRASH] 374 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,543 - [PANTING] SORRY. 375 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,543 MY FRIENDS WERE WRESTLING. 376 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,378 - [GRUNTING] 377 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,255 [CRASH] 378 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,798 - MY NEW BROTHERS 379 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,798 ARE GONNA TEACH ME A MOVE 380 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,175 CALLED HAPPY TAPIOCA. 381 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,678 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, 382 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,678 BUT APPARENTLY, UH, 383 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,097 I'LL BE BLINDFOLDED 384 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,097 AND SUBMERGED INTO PUDDING. 385 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,474 SEE YA AROUND. 386 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,684 - HA HA! YEAH! 387 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,852 - I CAN'T WAIT 388 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,852 TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 389 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,271 - HEY, GOOD JOB. 390 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,237 - AHEM. 391 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,704 - [SNIFF SNIFF] 392 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,996 BLEHH! 393 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,999 - YOU SAID IT, SCOOB. 394 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,999 PLEASE PASS THE SALT. 395 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,172 - AAH! 396 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,675 Both: CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON! 397 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,842 - AAH-- 398 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,470 - LIKE, RUN! 399 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,389 - AAH! 400 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,770 - AAH! JUST BECAUSE 401 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,770 I'M LETTING YOU SAVE ME 402 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,020 DOESN'T MEAN I FORGIVE YOU. 403 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,356 All: TAPIOCA! TAPIOCA! 404 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,983 - SO, WHAT CONSTRUCT 405 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,983 OF THE MAN 406 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,901 ARE WE GOING TO GO AFTER 407 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,901 NEXT, ERNESTO? 408 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,487 - DON'T WORRY, COMRADE DAPHNE, 409 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,821 OUR TRUE CALLING 410 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,821 WILL PRESENT ITSELF SOON. 411 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,659 IN THE MEANTIME, PICK SOMETHING 412 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,659 FROM THE LIST OF PROTESTABLES. 413 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:46,701 IT'S FUN. 414 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,287 - RICE CRACKERS, SCHWARMA, 415 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,455 OLD PERSON SMELL? 416 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,790 CAN YOU EVEN PROTEST THAT? 417 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,459 - I DON'T KNOW, 418 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,459 BUT SOMEONE SHOULD. 419 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,544 - [SHOUTING AND GASPING] 420 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,339 - [CHANTING] 421 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,507 - OHH! 422 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,509 - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT, 423 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,509 YOU HAVE TO RUN! 424 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,261 CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON 425 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,261 IS AT THE CAMPUS BURGER! 426 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,514 WAIT. WERE YOU SPYING ON US? 427 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,808 - YES. I WANTED TO SEE 428 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,808 IF YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH, 429 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,686 AND BY THE TALONS 430 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,686 OF FENG SHUI NABISCUS, 431 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,021 YOU WERE! 432 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,021 I HAVE NO CHOICE NOW 433 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,106 BUT TO REVEAL 434 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,106 THE TERRIBLE, DARK TRUTH 435 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,566 ABOUT CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON. 436 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,734 - [ALL GASP] 437 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,028 [THUNDER] 438 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,240 - I KNOW YOU'VE 439 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,240 HEARD THE RUMORS 440 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,075 OF A SIGHTING 441 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,075 ON CAMPUS LAST NIGHT 442 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,703 OF A MONSTER 443 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,703 FROM ONE OF MY NOVELS, 444 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,038 BUT I WANT TO SET 445 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,038 THE RECORD STRAIGHT. 446 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,416 MY WRITINGS, AS MR. ELLISON 447 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,416 SAID THE OTHER DAY, 448 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,084 ARE A FRAUD. 449 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,920 THERE IS NO CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON. 450 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,048 I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP. 451 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,675 - IT CAN'T BE TRUE! 452 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,845 WHO IS FORCING YOU 453 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,845 TO LIE LIKE THIS, 454 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,845 PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 455 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,180 - THIS IS NOT A LIE. 456 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,180 I AM TELLING THE TRUTH. 457 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,183 I PERPETUATED THE MYTH 458 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,183 TO SELL BOOKS 459 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,687 AND TO GAIN ACCESS 460 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,687 TO THE LUCRATIVE WORLD 461 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,687 OF PLUSHY MONSTER TOYS. 462 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,021 I AM SO SORRY. 463 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,231 - IGNORE HIM! 464 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858 - WE ARE THE ONES 465 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858 TELLING THE TRUTH! 466 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,651 MONSTERS DESERVE EQUALITY. 467 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,529 CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON 468 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,529 SHOULD NOT BE SILENCED. 469 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,698 AND HERE'S A SONG 470 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,698 TO TELL YOU WHY. 471 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,199 ♪ CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON ♪ 472 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,327 ♪ THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME ♪ 473 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,287 ♪ HE'S AN OLD ONE ♪ 474 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,123 ♪ MAYBE LIVE BENEATH THE SEA ♪ 475 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,585 ♪ HE ROCKS A THOUSAND... ♪ 476 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,962 - NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 477 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,962 NO ONE'S LISTENING 478 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,962 TO A WORD WE SAY. 479 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,048 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING 480 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,048 WE CAN DO-- 481 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,008 BUILD A TRAP. 482 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,052 AND I CAN'T DO IT ALONE. 483 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:32,432 - ♪ MAY LIVE BENEATH THE SEA ♪ 484 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,683 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 485 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,852 - OHH! 486 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,311 - [GROWLING] 487 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,105 - UH, I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT. 488 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,482 THE PROTEST IS OVER. 489 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,482 AAH! 490 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,819 - [SHRIEK] 491 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,529 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG? 492 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,489 ARE WE GONNA SOLVE 493 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,489 THIS MYSTERY OR NOT? 494 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,490 - [CHANTING] 495 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,951 - AAH! 496 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,664 AAH! 497 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,666 - SOMEBODY SAVE ME! 498 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,960 [THUNDER] 499 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,966 [THUNDER] 500 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,808 - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT? 501 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,269 - OOH! HELP! 502 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,687 [THUNDER] 503 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,273 - WE'LL NEVER FIND HIM 504 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,273 IF WE DON'T SPLIT UP. 505 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,485 - OK. I GUESS THAT MEANS 506 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,485 WE GO--HUH? 507 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,279 OH, COME ON. 508 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,072 [THUNDER] 509 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,784 - WOW! I CAN'T WAIT 510 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,784 TO BE AN ADULT. 511 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452 YOU CAN HAVE 512 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452 SO MUCH COOL STUFF 513 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,788 THAT HAS THAT AWESOME 514 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,788 OLD PERSON SMELL. 515 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,414 - HERE. YOU MIGHT 516 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,414 NEED THIS FOR THE TRAP. 517 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,916 - GREAT FIND, DAPH. 518 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,876 HEY, YOU KNOW, WE MAKE 519 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,876 A PRETTY GOOD TEAM, DON'T WE? 520 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,337 - UH-HUH. IT'S LIKE WE KNOW 521 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,337 EACH OTHER'S THOUGHTS. 522 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,881 - YEAH! HEY, GUESS WHAT 523 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,881 I'M THINKING NOW. 524 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,968 - WELL, ARE YOU 525 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,968 THINKING ABOUT ME? 526 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,304 - HA! GOTCHA! I'M NOT 527 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,304 THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING. 528 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,306 - MY MIND IS A COMPLETE VOID. 529 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,183 GOOD TRY, THOUGH. 530 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,768 - THANKS. 531 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,984 [THUNDER] 532 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362 - I THOUGHT SHAGGY 533 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362 WAS RIGHT BEHIND US. 534 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,989 - HUH? YOU WORRIED? 535 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,448 - OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 536 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,283 IT'S LIKE HE'S A PART OF ME. 537 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,162 EVEN THOUGH 538 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,162 HE LEFT ME FOR YOU. 539 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,165 - I'M SORRY. 540 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,293 - SCOOBY! VELMA! HELP! 541 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,670 - IT'S SHAGGY! 542 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,175 - [WHIMPERING] 543 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177 SOMETHING JUMPED OFF 544 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177 THE SHELF AT ME 545 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,346 AND HAD, LIKE, A TENTACLE. 546 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,933 - IT'S NOT A TENTACLE. 547 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,770 IT'S A STRAP 548 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,770 FOR SOMEONE'S BOOK BAG. 549 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,189 - THEY LOOK LIKE STORIES. 550 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,691 LISTEN TO THIS TITLE. 551 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,651 "THE DREADED BEAST 552 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,651 GOO-GOO GAGA." 553 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,695 - [SNIFFS] EEW! YUCK! 554 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,530 THEY'VE GOT THAT SAME SMELL. 555 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,741 IT'S LIKE A BABOON 556 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,741 SMOKING A CIGAR 557 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,409 WHILE BATHING IN A BATH 558 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,409 OF MOLDY TUNA 559 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,994 AND CURDLED RANCH DRESSING. 560 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,496 - HEY! LET ME OUT! 561 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,750 - [GRUNTING] 562 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,295 - AAH! 563 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,797 THANK GOODNESS! 564 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,174 TRAPPED INSIDE WITH 565 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,174 ALL OF HATECRAFT'S LOUSY BOOKS, 566 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,802 IT'S LIKE BEING 567 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,802 IN HIS VERSION 568 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,802 OF THE UNDERWORLD. 569 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,262 - WHO PUT YOU IN HERE? 570 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,764 - THE GUY WITH 571 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,764 ALL THE TENTACLES. 572 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,806 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 573 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,017 - CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON! 574 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,102 STAY AWAY, YOU DEMON! 575 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,604 - THE PROFESSOR! 576 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,940 - [CHANTING] 577 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,275 [THUNDER] 578 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,278 - [SHRIEK] 579 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,948 - HELP! HELP ME! 580 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,617 [SHOUTING] 581 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,826 HELP! 582 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,662 [THUNDER] 583 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,122 - HELP ME! AAH! 584 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,874 - WE'VE GOT TO DISTRACT IT. 585 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,334 - HATECRAFT'S MONSTERS 586 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,334 ARE ONLY SUMMONED BY CHANTING. 587 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,335 FOLLOW ME. 588 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,338 - [CHANTING] 589 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,173 - WHOA! AAH! 590 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,676 - CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON... 591 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,388 [CHANTING] 592 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,348 CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON... 593 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:04,060 - DON'T CHANT AT IT, HIT IT! 594 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,144 UHH! 595 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,479 - [SHRIEK] 596 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,647 [ALL SCREAMING] 597 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,982 - OHH! 598 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,943 - AAH! 599 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,363 - HELP! 600 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,991 AAH! 601 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,367 [WHIMPERING] 602 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,332 - LIKE, YOU DON'T 603 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,332 HEAR MANY MONSTERS 604 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,332 FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS 605 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,375 SCREAM FOR HELP. 606 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,794 - [HISS] 607 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,295 - THIS IS NO MONSTER. 608 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,713 IT'S HOWARD E. ROBERTS, 609 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,591 HATECRAFT'S STUDENT ASSISTANT 610 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,591 AND BIGGEST FAN. 611 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,301 JUST AS I SUSPECTED. 612 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,886 - SUSPECTED HOW? 613 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,472 - THINK ABOUT IT. 614 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,472 WE FOUND A BOOK 615 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,472 WRITTEN BY HATECRAFT, 616 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,976 WITH SENTENCES UNDERLINED THAT 617 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,976 SMELLED LIKE CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON. 618 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,560 - OF COURSE IT WAS ME. 619 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355 - SOMEONE HAD TO 620 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355 DEFEND THE PROFESSOR 621 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355 AGAINST HIS CRITICS. 622 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,399 AND WHAT BETTER WAY 623 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,399 THAN TO DRESS 624 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,399 AS HIS GREATEST CREATION? 625 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,985 FORTUNATELY, 626 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,985 I'D TAKEN A CLASS 627 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,029 IN THE MILITARY APPLICATION 628 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,029 OF SONIC SHRIEK TECHNOLOGY 629 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,655 AT THE LEARNING ANNEX. 630 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,116 ALTHOUGH, IN RETROSPECT, 631 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,116 IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN 632 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,116 A GOOD IDEA 633 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,910 TO GLUE REAL OCTOPUS LEGS 634 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,910 TO MY FACE. 635 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,663 All: AH, SO THAT WAS THE SMELL! 636 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,332 - BUT WHEN HATECRAFT 637 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,332 ADMITTED HE MADE IT UP? 638 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,043 - THAT'S WHEN HE HAD TO FALL. 639 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,460 AND HE WOULD HAVE, TOO, 640 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,462 IF IT WEREN'T FOR 641 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,462 THE DARK ELDER FORCES 642 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,550 CONSPIRING IN THE INKY 643 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,550 BLACK OF TIME MOST FOUL! 644 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,469 OH. AND YOU MEDDLING KIDS. 645 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,223 [INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO] 646 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,350 [SIREN] 647 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,352 - H.P., ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 648 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,398 - HARLAN. YES. 649 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,398 JUST AN OVEREAGER FAN 650 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,398 WHO GOT CARRIED AWAY. 651 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,694 - FANS. IMBECILES FIT ONLY 652 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,694 TO BE GNAWED BY RABID RATS. 653 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,364 - YES. SOMEONE 654 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,364 COULD WRITE A BOOK. 655 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,868 - HOW ABOUT, 656 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,868 "A BOY AND HIS FANS," 657 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,370 BY HARLAN ELLISON 658 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,370 AND H.P. HATECRAFT? 659 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,082 - I WAS THINKING SOMETHING 660 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,082 MORE ALONG THE LINES OF, 661 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,084 "SHAVU-RA HATAFAR, 662 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,627 THE FAN THAT HAD NO NAME." 663 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,505 - EXCEPT, UH, 664 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,505 YOU JUST NAMED IT. 665 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,509 - DON'T START WITH ME, 666 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,509 ELLISON. 667 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,345 - YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD 668 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,345 WE DON'T HAVE TO GO 669 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,345 TO COLLEGE JUST YET. 670 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,765 - YEAH. IT'LL BE GOOD 671 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,765 TO GET HOME 672 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,266 AND BACK TO SOLVING MYSTERIES. 673 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,060 - AS A TEAM? 674 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,729 - ABSOLUTELY. 675 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,729 THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. 676 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,689 [ALL GASP] HUH? 677 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:17,401 - DARROW UNIVERSITY LIBRARY 678 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:17,401 DARROW FAMILY ARCHIVES? 679 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,030 WAIT. AREN'T THOSE THE ARCHIVES 680 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,030 THE NEWS SAID WERE STOLEN? 681 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,077 - MR. E! HUH. OPEN IT. 682 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,746 - OOH. CAREFULLY. 683 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:33,333 - IF THE FIRST MYSTERY INC. 684 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:33,333 HAD WHAT'S INSIDE THIS TRUNK, 685 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,046 MAYBE THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE 686 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,046 VANISHED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 687 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,505 - WOW! 688 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,343 THIS LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE 689 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,343 HISTORY OF CRYSTAL COVE. 690 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,722 - GANG, I THINK ONE MYSTERY 691 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,722 JUST TURNED INTO TWO. 692 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,058 - HMM. 693 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,814 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 694 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,814 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 695 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,943 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 696 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,943 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 697 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,943 --www.ncicap.org--