1 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,380 It's where we want to be. 2 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,839 It's where you want to be, it's where I want to be... 3 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,259 Honey, that's all I've been saying. I've been saying that. 4 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,677 I mean, this is New York City. 5 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,095 It's the greatest city on Earth, 6 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,097 and we get to own a part of it. 7 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,807 Or we keep renting. 8 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,560 George, please. It's time for us to own something. 9 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,103 We're not kids anymore. 10 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,271 It's true. Pros and cons, 11 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,022 one more time. Okay. 12 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,774 Go ahead. Talk it over again. Okay, good. 13 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,234 Pros. Great neighborhood. 14 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,318 It's a great neighborhood. 15 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,445 A block from Joe's Coffee. I Iove that coffee. 16 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,322 It's his favorite coffee. Best coffee in the city. 17 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,574 Shade-grown, fair trade. 18 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,909 So, that's a pro. Coffee. 19 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,286 Con, money. 20 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,579 You said that we could do this. 21 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,581 I'll feel better once I get my bonus. 22 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,417 HBO may make an offer on my documentary. 23 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,668 Well... 24 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,170 Are we done with the pros and cons? 25 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,089 Another con would be space. 26 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,757 You know, it's a studio apartment. 27 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,385 No, it's a microloft. It's a microloft. 28 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,554 It's written in here that it's a microloft. We're adults here. 29 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,764 Let's call it what it is. It's a studio apartment. 30 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,182 It says it somewhere. 31 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,684 I've never even heard of a microloft. 32 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,019 Does your husband do this? 33 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,521 My husband is blind. 34 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,732 I'm sorry. 35 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,358 No, there's no need to be sorry. 36 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,943 Pierre has been blind since birth. 37 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,279 Good. I mean, not "good," but, you know... 38 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,949 Don't worry, it's the only reality he knows. 39 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,619 But, believe me, he can still smell the Chanel on my neck. 40 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,537 He can still taste the pain au chocolat 41 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,456 I bake for him from time to time. 42 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,249 He can still hear every stroke as 43 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,710 I brush my hair before we Iie down at night. 44 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,879 And as for touch? 45 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,132 I can get him there with one flick of the finger. 46 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,468 Okay, I know you're nervous, but believe me 47 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,764 this neighborhood is a terrific investment, even in a recession. 48 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,266 It's the West Village. It's the best. Yeah. 49 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,185 Really the best. 50 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,728 This is where you want to be? 51 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,481 This is where we need to be. 52 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,442 Let's do it! 53 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,487 I'm so sorry. I bet this happens all the time. 54 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,946 No. 55 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,948 Here we go. Wait. 56 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,753 Wow! Look at all this space! 57 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,851 (LAUGHING) 58 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,690 Just right up against this... 59 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,069 (INDISTINCT CHATTING) 60 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:23,828 I got a really big day tomorrow, and you've got HBO. 61 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,497 I wouldn't mind taking a sleeping pill. (LAPTOP RINGING) 62 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,458 Oh, no! I can't take Rick right now. I cannot take your brother. 63 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,584 I'll just... No Rick. 64 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,877 Come on, two minutes. Let's just get it over with. 65 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,129 It's never two minutes. 66 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,382 Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky, suck my dicky. 67 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,801 Don't hate me 'cause it's extra thicky. 68 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,387 AII right, enough gabbing. Give me the grand tour. 69 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,596 AII right. 70 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,265 That's the kitchen. Small. 71 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,891 That's the bathroom. Small. 72 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,643 That's the bedroom. Small. 73 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,728 That's the tour. 74 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,897 Holy shit! Our TV room is twice the size of your whole place. 75 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,441 Yeah, but you Iive in Atlanta. 76 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,817 Hi, George. Hey, Linda. 77 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,360 It is alive. 78 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,570 Hi, Marisa. Hi, Marisa. 79 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,029 Hi! You Iook great! 80 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,617 Thanks. I read this article that said if you smile all the time, 81 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,829 you can trick your brain into thinking that you're happy. 82 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,831 LINDA: Really? Wow. 83 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,250 AII right, enough girl gab. I want to show you the new baby. 84 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,418 New baby? 85 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,337 We adopted a black baby. There she is. 86 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,925 AII the bells and whistles, 48 Iarge. And check this out. 87 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,552 If some Jackamo tries to steal my car, 88 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,095 I got a remote tracker on there. 89 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,764 Tells me where he is, down to 10 yards. 90 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,350 I go down there, fucking police escort, nab the motherfucker. 91 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,800 It's Iike, "See you in three to five, ass wipe. You 92 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:31,771 fucking towel head." 93 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,315 So, you think a Sheik is going to steal your car? 94 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,734 Hey, don't Iaugh, this is Atlanta. We got CNN down here. 95 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,278 I think our connection is bad. You're breaking up. 96 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,739 I can see you closing the computer, dipshit. 97 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,910 I got to say, that Marisa, one Iucky Iady 98 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,496 because she gets to be married to him. Yeah. 99 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,624 Know what I want to do? I'm going to take off that robe and... 100 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,958 (YAWNS) 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,001 It's okay. 102 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,045 Sorry. You're so tired. I know. 103 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,382 What say we break this place in the old-fashioned way? 104 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,469 Don't fall asleep. Okay. 105 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,929 We can do this. I'm not going to fall asleep. 106 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,226 (GEORGE SNORES) 107 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,689 Are you ready for your meeting? 108 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,733 Yep. Don't forget to smile. 109 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,778 AII right? Your movie is a Iittle bit heavy, so keep the room Iight. 110 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,488 Do you not think I'm a good filmmaker? 111 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,740 That's not what I said. I think you're great. 112 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,701 I think you're a great children's book illustrator, 113 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,620 a terrific jewelry designer. 114 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,372 I Ioved the homemade ice cream business. 115 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,042 I am familiar with my eclectic resume, thank you very much. 116 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,753 But, honey, with this film, you know it, I found my niche. 117 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,090 I can fly. I believe I can fly. 118 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,508 Come on, say it. 119 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,426 Fine, I believe you can fly. 120 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,012 DRIVER: Get off your fucking phone! 121 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,431 Knock them dead. I'll call you Iater. Good Iuck. 122 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,600 LINDA: The world is becoming a terrible place. 123 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,646 Antarctica is home to some of the world's most beautiful wildlife, 124 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,648 most of whom are dead or dying. 125 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,317 This cute Iittle guy has testicular cancer. 126 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,280 This Iittle girl's home melted and her parents sank. 127 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,992 In our hunger for resources, we are raping these animals. 128 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,451 We are raping them... Stop. 129 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,995 ...and then we are murdering them. 130 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,747 Stop. Stop. 131 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,708 It's actually not finished. 132 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,878 I'm getting a very interesting sense of what you're going for here. 133 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,714 Thank you! There's no way in hell. We're going to have to pass. 134 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,382 Mmm-hmm. 135 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,759 "Pass"? Yes, "pass." 136 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,554 But it's An Inconvenient Truth meets March of the Penguins! 137 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,556 Meets "I want to slit my wrists, 138 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,392 "because this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen." 139 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,435 I don't understand. 140 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,811 I think what Marcy is saying, Linda, 141 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,271 and please correct me if I'm wrong, Marcy, 142 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,439 I don't want to be off base here. 143 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,357 But what she's saying is that she wants to slit her wrists 144 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,943 because this piece is depressing. 145 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,236 I got that. Yes. 146 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,738 I see that you're pregnant. 147 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,657 Thank you for noticing. What tipped you off, my giant belly? 148 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,867 Or can you see my hemorrhoids 149 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,077 and my second thoughts from where you're standing? 150 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,704 Don't you want your child to grow up 151 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,581 in a world where there are penguins? 152 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,000 To be perfectly frank, fuck the penguins. 153 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,586 I don't think that what Marcy is saying is to fuck the penguins. 154 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,297 No, it is what I'm saying. Fuck the penguins. 155 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,798 And I Iove penguins. Uh-huh. 156 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,052 But I have to agree with Marcy. Fuck them. 157 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,430 Java chip sounds Iike it's going to be a winner. 158 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,723 How's the new place, man? 159 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,643 Oh, terrific. Super small and really expensive. 160 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,728 Oh, my God, that does sound good. 161 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,980 Super small and really expensive? Yeah. 162 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,608 Sometimes you can only get one of those, but you got both of those. 163 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,026 Yeah, it's a deal. That's great. 164 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,277 How did that happen? 165 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,696 I know. 166 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,115 Reason number 25 I'm not married. 167 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,409 Like I need someone telling me to buy shit I can't afford. 168 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,663 It's all about the Benjamins, my friend. The Benjamins. 169 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,789 Yeah. 170 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,123 I'll be one of those guys who's just 171 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,125 old and ugly, rich, has a hot wife. 172 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,627 Like... 173 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,545 Gollum. Not Gollum. 174 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,713 Georgie! 175 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,549 Come see me for a Iittle chat when you get upstairs. (CLICKS TONGUE) 176 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,469 AII right! You got the point and the wink. 177 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,054 Boss man Iikes you. 178 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,847 It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. 179 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,684 We do violence and heartache, but it's sexy. 180 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,018 Mmm-hmm. Do you understand? 181 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,021 Of course. What was I thinking? (LAUGHS) 182 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,189 You know what we could do? 183 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,192 We could throw some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins. 184 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:08,070 And then you could have brooding, sexy Iittle vampire penguins. 185 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,446 Would that work for your brand? 186 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,991 What if the polar bears were hookers, and on meth? 187 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,368 And then they show their tits for no reason. How would that work? 188 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,704 I think you're joking, 189 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,124 but if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us. 190 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,001 Yeah, very interesting. 191 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,794 And if I do get the promotion, then what? 192 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,504 I have to work more hours at the job I hate. 193 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,048 Wow, you're really bumming me out, man. I hate this job, too. 194 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,216 Wait, what's going on? 195 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,802 Feds got in at 5:00 this morning. Seized everything. 196 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,138 Georgie! Man with the plan. 197 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,056 I am going to take a Iittle rain check on our chit-chat. 198 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,767 Company shutdown effective immediately. (CLICKS TONGUE) 199 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,897 Did I just get wink-point shitcanned? 200 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,195 What are you doing here? How did HBO go? 201 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,864 Well, they're passing on this one, 202 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,908 but they are definitely interested in not seeing my other projects, 203 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,953 so it turns out I can't fly. 204 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,748 Why are you not at work, George? 205 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,459 Oh! (STUTTERS) I got fired. 206 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,462 You want to sell? 207 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,883 Well, my work situation has changed a Iittle. 208 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,968 Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you guys. 209 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,178 The market has dropped. 210 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,512 We just bought it. 211 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,972 You said it was a good investment. 212 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,182 I think you said that. 213 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,391 You said that! 214 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,394 In any case, it doesn't matter who said it. 215 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,646 Nobody's buying studio apartments right now. 216 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,898 It's a microloft. 217 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,192 Okay, Iet's just grow up and call things what they are. 218 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,693 It's a studio apartment. 219 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,070 I knew it! 220 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,572 Even if you could sell it, it would be at a Ioss. 221 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,199 You're not seeing that money again. 222 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,995 As soon as we can get back on our feet, 223 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,705 we'll talk about coming back to New York. 224 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,248 Right now my brother has offered me a job 225 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,000 and Atlanta's the best place for us to be. 226 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,169 They call it "Hot-Ianta!" Isn't that funny? 227 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,504 (SCREAMING) 228 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,594 You're so obsessed with your Joe's Coffee. It had to be Joe's Coffee. 229 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,638 It's great fucking coffee! 230 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,556 (BOTH SINGING WITH RADIO) 231 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,438 We are fucked, we are fucked! 232 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,232 We're fucked! George, stop! 233 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,400 (BOTH SINGING WITH RADIO) 234 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,033 That's how much you made Iast year, $800. 235 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,202 You know what? I think you Iike that I don't work. 236 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,787 How could you Iet this happen to us? 237 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,330 Eight hundred dollars! 238 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,040 I didn't mean it. I was upset. 239 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,459 Yes, I meant it! (CRYING) I told you, you did! 240 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,128 (SNORING) 241 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,883 Oh! (EXCLAIMS) 242 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,303 (BOTH SINGING) 243 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,601 You were the one that said, "Let's Iook 244 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,145 "in the West Village to buy an apartment." 245 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,813 I'm turning on the music! Don't turn on that music. 246 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,773 (SINGING WITH RADIO) 247 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,486 (SWITCHES RADIO OFF) 248 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,031 Cock. 249 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,336 I can't be in this car anymore! Jesus Christ! 250 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,422 I just can't. We've got to stop somewhere. 251 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,215 Fine. Okay. 252 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,717 I'm just really tired, okay? 253 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,968 I said "fine," all right? 254 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,803 Just quit selling me after I said yes. 255 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,140 Elysium Bed and Breakfast, 10 miles. Fine. 256 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,920 Oh, my God, it's just a shack and it's closed. I'm going 257 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,854 to scream, George. 258 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,022 GEORGE: It's a fruit stand. 259 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,774 Hold on, what's down that road? 260 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:38,238 "Elysium. Dreams dispensed daily. Bring your own container." 261 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,656 I just hope they have a bed. 262 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,618 If they didn't, it would probably be called "Elysium just Breakfast." 263 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,536 Does everything have to be a joke, George? 264 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,621 (SCREAMS) 265 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,540 Are you Iooking for the B and B? 266 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,209 It's another half mile. You can't miss it. 267 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,420 Thank you. Thank you. 268 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,215 Leave? Yeah. 269 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,299 Back up, back up, back up. 270 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,927 No, no, no. 271 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,470 He's following us! What does he want? 272 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,388 Honey, he's coming after us! Oh, my God! 273 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,057 What does he want? I don't know! 274 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,892 He wants to chop us up into 100 pieces 275 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,602 to make a suit out of our skins! 276 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,145 I don't know. Just back up faster! 277 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,481 The Bed and Breakfast is the other way! The other way! 278 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,817 LINDA: He's getting really close! Hurry! What are you doing? 279 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,361 Oh, my God! 280 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,947 GEORGE: Oh, God! Oh, God! 281 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,828 Are you guys okay? 282 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,330 Oh, boy. 283 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,250 There is nothing we can do about it until morning. 284 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,417 But we'll take care of you. 285 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,753 My name is Wayne, by the way. I'm a nudist. 286 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,880 Yes, we noticed your penis earlier. 287 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,423 Touché! 288 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,261 (GREETS IN SWEDISH) 289 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:43,929 I'm sorry? 290 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,765 Don't be sorry. It means "good evening" in Swedish. 291 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,767 I studied economics in Stockholm. 292 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:49,977 But don't worry, I'm not going to be 293 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,186 throwing Swedish at you all night. 294 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,146 "God afton" is pretty much all I can remember. 295 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,066 But there I go, running off at the mouth again. 296 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,319 Some people call it "verbal diarrhea." I just call it "word shit." 297 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,363 BOY: I'm a butterfly! 298 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,407 I've got wings! 299 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,741 Grisham is a butterfly. 300 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,618 I'm really a boy. 301 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,162 Okay, that will be our secret. AII right! 302 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,207 He thinks I didn't hear what you just said, but I did. 303 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,544 These folks pulled the old flip-de-doo at the ravine. 304 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,004 Probably trying to back out because they 305 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,797 thought I was some kind of naked weirdo. 306 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,590 No. Yeah. 307 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,385 Do you have a room? 308 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,345 Do you remember downstairs a minute ago 309 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,222 when you asked if I had a room? 310 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,391 Does this answer your question? 311 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,892 Yeah, I guess it does. 312 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,352 Completely. 313 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,854 I'm Kathy, by the way. 314 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,897 I'm Linda. That's George. 315 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,065 Hello. 316 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,984 "George," huh? 317 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:43,363 If you're George, then where's John, Paul and Ringo? 318 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,991 Ah. (CHUCKLES) 319 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,328 Where are they? Did you bring them? 320 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,580 No, I didn't bring them. 321 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,040 Not even Ringo? 322 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,042 Nope. 323 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,384 You know I'm kidding, right? I do, yeah. 324 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,636 We're really tired, Kathy. 325 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,096 Okey-dokey. 326 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,265 Thank you, though. God afton. 327 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,894 (DIDGERIDOO PLAYING) 328 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,030 What is that? 329 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,824 I thought it was you. 330 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,035 Me, doing what? 331 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,873 Please, baby. I'm so tired. 332 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,041 Oh, God. 333 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,125 I beg of you. 334 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,211 Please make it go away. 335 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,463 You're my hero. 336 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,174 (DIDGERIDOO CONTINUES PLAYING) 337 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,471 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 338 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,319 (MUSIC PLAYING) 339 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,287 George? 340 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,623 (BLOWING) 341 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,334 George! 342 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,794 That's it, George! 343 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,796 Linda! Yes. 344 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,549 Kathy told me that you had beautiful skin. 345 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,427 But she's a Iiar, because it is Iuminous. 346 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,554 Thank you. Who are you? 347 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,097 My name is Karen. 348 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,100 I'm sorry if my hands smell Iike tahini. I was just making some hummus. 349 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,352 Take it home! (BLOWING) 350 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,066 This is much Iess aggressive than clapping. 351 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,277 Try it, try it. Seriously, it's better. 352 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,446 Babe, can I talk to you just for a second, outside? 353 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,533 Did you smoke pot? 354 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,703 (CHUCKLING) No. 355 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,123 Why did you just Iie to me? I'm not going to tell on you. 356 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,125 I had one hit. One? 357 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,044 I think it might be the best pot I've ever had in my Iife. 358 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,089 You have to try this. 359 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,383 Hey, Rodney. What's up? What's up? What's up? 360 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,051 This is Linda. 361 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,636 Hey. Here you go, beautiful. 362 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,180 Linda with the Iuminous skin, 363 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,474 it's so nice to meet you. Thank you. 364 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,976 Did you know that all these people, they Iive here? 365 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,811 This is a commune. Isn't that crazy? 366 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,021 (COUGHING) That's crazy. 367 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,647 I'm Rodney, I'm her husband. 368 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,275 He's an African-American. 369 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,612 Wow, you guys are really in Iove. 370 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,741 We are. We are just as much in Iove as if we were the same color. 371 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,368 We actually had our wedding ceremony right here 372 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,329 and Seth was our spiritual officiant. 373 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,455 Who's Seth? 374 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,207 You haven't met Seth? 375 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,917 In a word, he's 376 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,879 a teacher, a guide, a coach, a guru, a shaman. 377 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,964 He's everything. 378 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,049 Everything. 379 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,759 So, Seth is your Ieader? 380 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,260 SETH: No, no, no. 381 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,221 We have no Ieaders here. 382 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,641 Mother Earth is the only Ieader we need. 383 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,727 You two must be the proud owners of 384 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,771 that upside-down people-mover out in the driveway. 385 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,564 I'm Seth. 386 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,608 I'm George. This is Linda. 387 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,734 Hi. Hi. 388 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,861 Looks Iike you made it out unscathed. 389 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,738 (GEORGE GROANS) 390 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,698 Not totally unscathed. Ow! 391 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,243 Feel it? (SHRIEKS) 392 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,539 How do you feel? 393 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,790 I'm better, I think. 394 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,166 That's good. 395 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,210 We'll deal with those withholding father issues another time. 396 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,046 And you must be... 397 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,297 I'm Linda. 398 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,259 Linda. 399 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,219 Hi. Oh. 400 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,222 You smell Iike walnuts and suede. 401 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,308 (LAUGHING) Walnuts and suede. 402 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,396 Welcome to Elysium. Come on, I'll show you around. 403 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,899 That's a God's eye. I made it myself, Iast Kwanzaa. 404 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,568 I Iove what you've got going here. 405 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,069 Honest, I feel Iike I can breathe 406 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,904 for the first time in I don't know how Iong. 407 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,239 It's incredible! 408 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,076 How Iong has the house been here? 409 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,289 I bought this house in 1971 with nine of my friends. 410 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:07,210 Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny Shames, Danielle Meltser, 411 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:12,173 Janie Brody, Billy Marcus, Glen Stover, Tony Piloski, 412 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,425 and Janice Woo. 413 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,094 Meet Carvin. He's kind of the Iion around these parts. 414 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,680 So, have you Iived here this entire time? 415 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,100 Yeah, ever since I bought the place in 1971. 416 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,977 Right. With nine of my friends. 417 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,480 Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny Shames, Danielle Meltser... 418 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,857 Those are the names you just said. 419 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,193 Yeah. Billy Marcus, Glen Stover, Tony Piloski... 420 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,029 Those are all people you've already named. 421 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,864 So, you don't have to say them again. 422 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,407 Any of those people still Iive here? 423 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,994 No, no. They're mostly dead. 424 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,038 Pretty much dead. 425 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,956 I'm going to go to bed. 426 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,291 Good night. 427 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,709 Dead but not forgotten. 428 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,252 I mean, who knows how many days 429 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,670 any of us have Ieft on this Earth? 430 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,796 Right. 431 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,759 That's why I choose to fill my Iife with nature and Iaughter 432 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,344 and friendship, 433 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,054 Iove. 434 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,263 (CHUCKLING) 435 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,267 This is some commune. 436 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,810 "Commune"? 437 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,397 Boo, hiss. We prefer the term "intentional community." 438 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,649 When you hear the word "commune," 439 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,900 you think of a bunch of hippies 440 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,070 sitting around, smoking pot and playing guitar. 441 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:17,906 Hey! 442 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,991 I'm Eva! Hi! 443 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,660 I hear you guys are from New York. 444 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,245 Fellow New Yorker. 88th and Broadway. 445 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,372 Oh! 446 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:26,706 Yeah. 447 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,626 What do you know? 448 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,420 We're from the West Village. Yeah. 449 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,422 Waverly and Christopher. The best neighborhood! 450 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,507 I know! 451 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,300 I know New York is a great city 452 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,052 but I do not miss that Iifestyle at all. 453 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,514 It was just stress and BlackBerrys and sleeping pills. 454 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,183 I used to drink a triple Iatte every morning just to wake up. 455 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,685 I see your point, 456 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,145 but I kind of value the sleeping pill 457 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,856 and the BlackBerry and the Iatte. 458 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,526 You know, you can really get trapped in that web of 459 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,863 beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmans and Discmans, 460 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,199 floppy disks and zip drives. 461 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:05,704 Laserdiscs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove. 462 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,790 Wow, you know so much about technology. 463 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,042 AII right, the pond behind the house 464 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,129 is just begging to be dipped in. 465 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,463 Skinny style. 466 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,716 Let's do it. Let's do it. 467 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,050 Yeah, Iet's... 468 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,343 You're unbelievable. 469 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,678 Skinny style! 470 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,305 ALL: George! George! Jump in, George! 471 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,600 Atta boy, baby! 472 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,398 I cannot believe... 473 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,151 I'm naked! I'm naked! 474 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,863 I'm sorry. My bad. 475 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,367 A Iot of magical things have happened 476 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,785 since you walked through those doors. 477 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,997 KAREN: Amen. My menstrual cycle started back up again. 478 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,290 Stop. What? 479 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,000 And I don't even have a uterus. 480 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,627 I mean, I have it. It's in a jar. 481 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,255 It's actually in the room that you're staying in. (ALL LAUGHING) 482 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,882 This is great, actually, because 483 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,010 we actually totally forgot to pack our uterus. 484 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,344 (ALL LAUGHING) 485 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,224 Hey, all right! I Iike your shirt. 486 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,852 Here. 487 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,228 No, man, I can't do that. 488 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,813 We share everything here. 489 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:16,941 Wow. 490 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,071 Who are these people? 491 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,073 I have no idea. 492 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,659 I'm just going with it. 493 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,087 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 494 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,245 God afton. 495 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,665 One! Two! Three! 496 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,917 Give it a nice push! 497 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,932 Oh, you guys. 498 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,600 Incredible night. Truly. 499 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,852 Do you take credit cards? 500 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,938 No, no, we all decided that you paid us Iast night 501 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,817 with your friendship and honesty and your stories. 502 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,862 I mean... That's so kind. 503 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,613 Do we get change back for that? 504 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,409 If we didn't need the money so badly, we would insist. 505 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,745 Just remember, money buys nothing. 506 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,540 Nothing important, right? 507 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,501 No, no. Money Iiterally buys nothing. 508 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,795 I think you mean metaphorically. 509 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,963 No, Iiterally. Nothing. 510 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,382 Literally, money buys most things. 511 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,217 No, nothing. Are you saying that... 512 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,052 I'm saying that Iiterally, it... 513 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,138 No, but I'm saying, Iiterally, money buys nothing. 514 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,890 It buys nothing. You're right. 515 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,558 Money pays for nothing. 516 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,976 That's right. 517 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,026 But not Iiterally. Honey. 518 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,029 And I don't want to hear that this one slipped back into the world of 519 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:30,450 two-way pagers and VCRs and The Arsenio Hall Show. 520 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,952 You can't express your feelings 521 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,330 by sending a Ietter through a fax machine. 522 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,498 Oh, God. 523 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,834 I'm having a feeling. 524 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,753 Hey, man. 525 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,922 And the feeling is that you guys should stay. 526 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,298 (CHUCKLES) We can't. 527 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,091 Wow. That is so sweet. 528 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,968 You never hear that at Embassy Suites, do you? 529 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,970 No, you don't. (ALL LAUGHING) 530 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,181 Anyway, you don't have to answer now. 531 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,683 Just suck on it for a while. 532 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,728 Yeah. 533 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,813 We'll mull it over. 534 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,398 Suck on it. 535 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,984 Wait! 536 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,612 I made this for you guys. 537 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,822 So you'll always remember Elysium. 538 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,700 Wow! What is it? 539 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,036 It's some sticks glued to orange peels. 540 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:22,251 Bye! 541 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,586 L, George! 542 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,588 You the man! You the man! 543 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,716 ALMOND: Bye! We Iove you! 544 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,426 RODNEY: We Iove you! 545 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,806 Bye, guys! 546 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,658 (DOORBELL CHIMES) Hi! 547 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,451 George and Linda! Oh, my gosh! 548 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,830 What happened? We were so worried sick about you! 549 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,914 What happened? 550 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,084 What do you mean? We just spoke an hour ago. 551 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,419 Oh, that was you. 552 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,255 I was too embarrassed to say, "Who is it?" 553 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,843 There he is, my moron homeless brother! Where's your cardboard box? 554 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,429 Get over here, I'm going to fill up your soup bowl. 555 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,598 Come on, you Iose your sense of humor when you Iost your apartment? 556 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,601 (IN MOCKING VOICE) "But I want to stay in my apartment 557 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,854 "even though I can't pay my mortgage." 558 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:26,024 (MOCK CRYING) "I'm all upset." 559 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,277 Linda, Iook at you, your body is redonkulous. 560 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,446 Have you been working out? My God! 561 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,532 Rick, I think you're making everybody uncomfortable. 562 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,367 Oh, everybody knows what I mean. 563 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,245 Hey, Tanner, come out here and say hello to your aunt and uncle. 564 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,872 Hi, Uncle George and Linda. 565 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,708 Hey, Tanner! Wow, you're so big! 566 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:48,421 So I'm not five years old anymore. It's such a freaking shocker. 567 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:50,965 (LAUGHING) 568 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,800 Funny. Yeah. 569 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:53,926 What a shithead. 570 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,304 What's that over there? Is that a margarita machine? 571 00:25:56,388 --> 00:26:01,225 Oh, yes, this is my new very best friend in the whole wide world. 572 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,186 I have a Iittle bit of a SkyMall problem. 573 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,104 Do you want one? I can make you one. Please. 574 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,274 We normally have a 4:30 ritual and I always say, 575 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:12,737 "Why have 5:00 when you could have 4:30?" 576 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,155 Do you ever read SkyMall? 577 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,281 Yeah, when I'm on a plane. 578 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,657 Yeah. It's good reading. 579 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,618 Little more. Okay. 580 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,454 Keep going. Okay. 581 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,332 (RICK SINGING WITH RADIO) 582 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,961 (MUSIC STOPS) 583 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,506 I thought you rented construction equipment. 584 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,341 I do. Porta-Pottys. 585 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,302 What do you think, construction workers hold it in all day? 586 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,597 Here's a Iittle business model for you, Mr. New York Fancy Pants. 587 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,432 They shit, I rake it in. 588 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,517 (IMITATES FLATULENCE) 589 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,726 (IMITATES CASH REGISTER) 590 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,772 What, are you grossed out by money? 591 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,816 So, this is the new den, 592 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,444 and this is where I sit and watch TV all day Iong. 593 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:57,115 Just wasting my Iife away. 594 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,784 Thank God for Wellbutrin, right? 595 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,869 I'm alone most of the time. 596 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,037 Rick work a Iot? 597 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:08,709 Well, he entertains clients at night or has affairs or... 598 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,795 I'm kidding, of course. Are you? 599 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,380 (WHISPERS) I have a dildo in here. 600 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,299 Feel free to use it and know that it's clean because 601 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,969 I put it through the dishwasher Iike Whoopi say to do. 602 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,095 Can we top these off? 603 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,304 Do you Iike hamburgers? 604 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,390 Rick's going to grill some hamburgers this weekend. 605 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,601 I have mixed feelings about being a parent. 606 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,565 Here you go, shithead. Simple data entry. 607 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,900 (IN MOCKING VOICE) Do they still use computers in New York City? 608 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,862 Yeah. You want me to enter this data? 609 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,572 Are you questioning me? Don't question me. 610 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,200 Here, you're not my brother, you're not my buddy, you're my employee. 611 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,827 Got it? Are you serious? 612 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,787 Am I serious? You're fired. 613 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,585 You're rehired, okay? Consider that a warning shot. Get to work. 614 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,337 Paco, watch this guy, all right? 615 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,673 Do me a favor. Keep your eye on Paco, 616 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,634 because I don't trust these people, okay? 617 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,690 You're drinking already? 618 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,484 It's a mimosa. It's a breakfast drink. 619 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,903 You know, it's kind of funny. 620 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,280 Because when we were kids, George used to mooch off me. 621 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,450 And now that we're all grown up, the mooching has begun again. 622 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,868 You win, Rick. 623 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,662 You got a big house, you're a big success. You're the winner. 624 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,040 Come on. You know I'm being a dick to be a dick. 625 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,626 I'm just being a dick to be a dick. Family's family, right? 626 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,377 My Iittle brother needs a job, I hook him up. 627 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,087 I'm Iooking for something on my own, actually. 628 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,089 In this economy? You think you're going to find something? 629 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,507 Here comes the Iecture. 630 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,176 "Here comes..." 631 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,054 "Here comes the..." 632 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,264 AII right, then I'll shut up. 633 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:48,226 I'll shut up. You know what? I'll shut up. 634 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,478 Because I don't want to Iecture you. 635 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,317 In my own house! 636 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,278 God damn it! 637 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:01,989 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 638 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,580 Okay, you know what? 639 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:14,794 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I "apologize," okay? 640 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,505 But can I give you one piece of advice? 641 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,090 You're doing it wrong. 642 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,259 Rick, come on. Can I get a word in edgewise here? 643 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,177 You come to my house, crawling for help. 644 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,346 What do I do? I open my door to you! 645 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,722 Can I please have some more mimosa juice? 646 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,099 Marisa, please, mimosa juice. 647 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,435 You know, you don't have a goddamn clue how to Iive Iife! 648 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,938 I gave you a gift, and you think you can do better? 649 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,190 Who else do you know who owns their own company? 650 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,359 So what if it's the doo-doo business? 651 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,528 You want this? This is how you get it! 652 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,197 Forget what you think and do what I say! 653 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:46,242 I pull down six figures, George. You should Iisten to me! 654 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,577 But you just talk, talk, talk, talk... 655 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,874 Who knows how many days any of us have on this Earth? 656 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,420 I want to fill mine with Iaughter, happiness and Iove. 657 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,796 Let's get the fuck out of here. 658 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,216 Linda, take off your robe. We're Ieaving. 659 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,510 No, upstairs, with your other clothes. I'm sorry. 660 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,845 Come on. Okay. 661 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,097 MARISA: Are you guys going to be back for dinner? 662 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,645 With open arms and open hearts 663 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:18,316 we welcome George and Linda as resident members 664 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,484 of the Elysium community. 665 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:21,819 (ALL CHEERING) 666 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:22,987 Welcome home. 667 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,572 AII right! 668 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,284 This is it. 669 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,618 What? Wait a minute. 670 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,329 What happened to that fancy room with the fireplace 671 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,955 that we were in the Iast time? 672 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,458 That room is for paying guests, you silly billy. 673 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:39,211 I Iove it. I think it's great. What more do we need, you know? 674 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,423 We got a bed. It Iooks nice and broken in. 675 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,801 We've got a shelf, got a door... 676 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:47,595 ...way. 677 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,013 Got a doorway. 678 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,473 Doors close us off from one another. 679 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,516 We Iike to keep a nice, open flow in the house. 680 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,435 Yeah, I don't need a door. Do you need a door? 681 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,187 Nah. 682 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:59,398 I'm glad we don't have a door. Doors are bullshit. 683 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,691 That's right. 684 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,822 Honey, I can't do this. I can't. 685 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,783 I Iike doors. I Iove them, in fact. 686 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,951 We're going to stay here. This is the best place for us. 687 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:12,536 He's absolutely right, Linda. 688 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:13,913 Seth, you're back! 689 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,164 I never Ieft. 690 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,958 I was just relaxing outside the door, here. 691 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,668 But I think you two should talk privately. 692 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,671 AII right. 693 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,800 Oh, my God. Is this the stupidest, 694 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,551 most crazy decision we have ever made? 695 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,345 Honey, come on. We're just running away from Iife. 696 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,847 Linda, the concept of an intentional community Iike Elysium 697 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,100 is far more involved and far more evolved 698 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,060 than any of these plastic, shrink-wrapped 699 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,561 summations you're coming out with. 700 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,063 He's right. Thank you, Seth. 701 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,564 Thank you. 702 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:41,982 (KNOCKS) 703 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,402 Is he gone? Let me see. 704 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,571 I'm not gone yet. But I'm going to Ieave now. 705 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,407 (KNOCKS) 706 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,411 George, convince me that this is the right thing. 707 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:55,840 Didn't you feel more alive that first night than you 708 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,789 had in a Iong time? 709 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,041 Yes, I did. Honey, it was amazing. 710 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,001 So why shouldn't we feel that every day? 711 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,295 I think it's such a obvious choice. 712 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,713 There's no one way to Iive our Iives. 713 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,048 I think it's really cool if we do that. 714 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,299 I get what you mean. 715 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,760 It's not Iike we're signing a Iease. If we don't Iike it, we Ieave. 716 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,262 But Iet's stay a month, and at the end 717 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,472 we can decide if we're in it for the Iong haul. 718 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,099 Two weeks. (GRUNTING) 719 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,855 Two weeks. 720 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,620 Hey, George. 721 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,623 I need a wine critic, I got a new batch. 722 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,168 Why not? I'm not driving. 723 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:44,420 It's got to be better than this, anyway. 724 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,672 To you. Welcome to the clan. 725 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:47,798 Thank you. 726 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:48,924 Welcome. 727 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,886 Mmm. (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 728 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,680 That's Italian. 729 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,182 These grapes were grown here in Georgia, 730 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,641 so the proper word would be "delicious." 731 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,726 I'm going to Iet that go. 732 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,478 Let what go? You know what? 733 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,314 I'm going to show you the method to my madness. 734 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,398 Okay. 735 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,735 But first, I have to put on the old dangle bag, just in case. 736 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:09,361 Just in case of what? 737 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,655 You know, pubes. 738 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,993 (SHEEP BLEATING) 739 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,913 (OBJECTS RUSTLING) 740 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,959 You're certainly the first nudist winemaker I've ever met. 741 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,336 There's a Iot of us. 742 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,670 Yeah, we meet from time to time. 743 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:27,922 But my real passion is writing. 744 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,216 GEORGE: Yeah? I'm writing a novel right now. 745 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,134 Hi. Hi, honey! 746 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:33,552 (MAN SCREAMING) 747 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:34,845 What's that? 748 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,765 SETH: We're choking the birds on our smoke. 749 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,600 Detergents in the ocean. 750 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,561 (SHRIEKS) 751 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,438 Seth, are you okay? 752 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,275 Yeah! Never been better, my man. 753 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:52,446 I just Iike to begin my day with a Iittle primal gesticulating. 754 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,448 We were convinced that someone was getting axe-murdered. 755 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,824 The only thing getting axe-murdered 756 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,117 are my anxieties, tensions and fears. 757 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,911 Speaking figuratively, of course. 758 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,371 I'm against violence of any kind. 759 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,747 Come on, gesticulate with me. 760 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,916 I'll give it a shot. 761 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,293 So, what you do is just basically 762 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,213 shout out whatever you don't Iike! 763 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,881 Shout it out! 764 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,925 Why is there war? 765 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,969 Mushrooms! 766 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,971 Sure. Mushrooms! 767 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,681 It's a textural thing for me. 768 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,599 Pomegranates. 769 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,268 The Dallas Cowboys! 770 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,894 Hummers! 771 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:27,356 The car, not an actual... (SCREAMS) 772 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,316 Pick something a Iittle more global. 773 00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:32,236 Ketchup! I don't Iike that. No, ketchup's okay. 774 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,862 AII right! Traffic! 775 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,073 Really try and come up with some stuff that's self-reflective. 776 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,075 Wheatgrass! Wheatgrass? 777 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,243 It tastes Iike grass! 778 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,369 I know! 779 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,330 War! War! (LAUGHING) 780 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,040 He's doing great. War! 781 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,251 Great job! And other card games! 782 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,586 Thanks. 783 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,421 Linda, do you want to top that? 784 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,589 No. AII right. 785 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:52,881 I won't right now. 786 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,049 You're sure? Yeah. 787 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,342 We're going to get you in here. 788 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,052 Time is our friend. 789 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,679 GEORGE: Oh, my God! This place is incredible! 790 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,222 Do you Iive here? 791 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:03,559 No. I Iive wherever I am. 792 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,519 But this is where I take my slumber. 793 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,146 So, what do you do when it rains? 794 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,689 I drink the nourishment that Gaia 795 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,858 is feeding me through her cloud teats. 796 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,445 SETH: You guys are getting the hang of it. 797 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:15,946 Get some callus on those hands of yours. 798 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,281 (PEOPLE SINGING) Oh, yeah! 799 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:19,992 Hey, man. 800 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,537 Look at this. We've got an axe man in Brother G. 801 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,457 You guys Iike Spin Doctors? 802 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,630 (SINGING) 803 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,443 (SETH SCATTING) 804 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,320 Yeah! 805 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,662 WOMAN: Go Seth! 806 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,797 Oh, my God. 807 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,175 Coming your way in a second, George. 808 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,678 Take it! 809 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:22,971 Come on, take a solo! 810 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,431 (PLAYING OFF-KEY) 811 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,435 Rip it out, man. Let it out. 812 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,021 Let it out from your heart, not from your fingers. 813 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,606 Wait, wait. 814 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,943 I don't Iike it. I don't Iike it. 815 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,862 It's a simple story. Princes. 816 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,282 Like this, ready? Watch. Just nice and simple. 817 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,992 (PLAYING) 818 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,456 You. 819 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,959 (PLAYING OFF-KEY) 820 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,002 It's Iike he has sausage fingers. 821 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,587 I feel stupid. 822 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,423 Honey, that was great. 823 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:58,757 You just go, man. 824 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,092 Are you sure? Yeah. 825 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,593 Please! Erase this. 826 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,220 SETH: But what am I going to sing? 827 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,305 Give me something to sing about. 828 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:06,515 Linda. 829 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,642 Wind? 830 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,271 "The Wind" by Linda. 831 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,815 You're really good. Okay. 832 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:22,656 The ways of the wind 833 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:28,203 Won't free you from sin, woman 834 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,331 See your sweet breasts heavin' 835 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,627 Feel my blue jeans screamin' 836 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,754 Yes, sir. 837 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:42,092 I'm gonna Iove you Iike an animal 838 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:50,017 Eat you alive, woman 839 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,979 Seeds 840 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,106 and 841 00:37:56,524 --> 00:38:01,528 all 842 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,702 LINDA: That was pure magic. 843 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:09,828 Who wrote that? 844 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,038 You did. 845 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,206 I did not. 846 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,583 That's Iike saying, "Did you make that coffee?" 847 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,794 No, I didn't make that coffee. 848 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:20,172 I'm just the coffee pot. 849 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,381 You're the beans. 850 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,904 (GROANS) 851 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,116 (SHRIEKS) 852 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,246 (GROANS) 853 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,040 This is awesome. 854 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,458 Isn't that cool? Yeah. 855 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:03,590 (SNIFFS) 856 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,219 (BLOWING) (ALL CHEERING) 857 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,396 (SIGHS) 858 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,572 No fucking doors. 859 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,660 I can help you with the constipation. 860 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,830 A Iittle senna root from the garden ground up with some cannabis. 861 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,958 I'm all right, thanks. Yeah, I just sat down. 862 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,543 I don't know what to give you for that. 863 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,587 I'm really all right. I don't need anything. 864 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,716 I Iike that. It's Iike, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." 865 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,634 That's the bottom Iine, right? 866 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:52,055 That's the bottom Iine. AII right, I Iike that. I Iike that. 867 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,683 So, I need your car keys. 868 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,809 What? 869 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,729 We share everything here, George. Truck's in town. 870 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,441 Yeah, sure. Most of our stuff is still in it. 871 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,610 But, here you go. My car is your car. 872 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,986 Right on. Right on. 873 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:09,072 So, I'm Iight on your biography. Where are you from? 874 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,199 Could we talk about this Iater? 875 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,451 (CHUCKLING) 876 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,412 I Iike that. Kathy said you were really funny. 877 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:16,747 KATHY: My ears are ringing. 878 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,041 Hope I'm not interrupting boy time. 879 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,084 Actually, more Iike, "me time." 880 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,879 Seth called a truth circle. 881 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,173 You newbies are going to Iove it! 882 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,091 Let's go. 883 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,176 I'll wait for you. 884 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,265 (DIDGERIDOOS PLAYING) 885 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,102 KATHY: Now then, 886 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:43,023 what would you say a truth circle is? 887 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:46,568 A circle of people that tell the truth? 888 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:49,279 Exactly right. Good, Linda. 889 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,281 Context clues. Do you see how she did that? 890 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,699 Here, George. 891 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,618 What is this? 892 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:55,994 It's ayahuasca tea. 893 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,121 Oh. 894 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,790 I think I'll pass. 895 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:03,043 We feel that sharing the tea is an extension of sharing our truths. 896 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,337 It smells Iike Willie Nelson's braids. 897 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,256 You interrupted me, George. 898 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:10,342 Well, hey, was I Iying? 899 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,635 Not yet. 900 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,220 Linda, would you Iike to start? 901 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,972 Okay. Um... 902 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,515 You're Iying. 903 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,808 I didn't say anything yet. 904 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,976 You didn't have to. 905 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,519 I'm wondering, maybe I shouldn't go first. 906 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:21,853 I think maybe somebody else should... 907 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,313 I'll go. 908 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,525 Truth, I'm worried that my changing body 909 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,735 may make me Iess desirable to my partner. 910 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,696 Less desirable? 911 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,408 I find you sexier than ever. As we used to say in Charleston, 912 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,034 "When the belly starts to show, 913 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,494 "that's when the titties start to grow." 914 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,329 And everybody knows I Iove titties. 915 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,289 Everybody knows I Iove titties! 916 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,499 KATHY: Stunning truth. 917 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,919 Linda, do you want to try again? Something true this time? 918 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,006 Okay. 919 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,674 I can't believe you're going to sit here 920 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,592 and puke your Iies all over us. 921 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,177 LINDA: What? 922 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,387 If I wanted my face covered in Iies, 923 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,806 I would still be in porn. Right? 924 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,519 Obviously, we've never done this before and it's a Iittle... 925 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,688 It's probably just hard for you because you're so full of shit. 926 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,566 Linda, don't Iet George disrespect your process. 927 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,775 What? 928 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,444 Just think of George as a crying baby. 929 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,279 A crying, broken Iittle baby. 930 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,489 Wow, thanks a Iot, Seth. I appreciate that. 931 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:17,576 Do you really appreciate it, or are you just Iying directly to my face? 932 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,785 I'm being sarcastic. 933 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,287 Look who's decided to be truthful. 934 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,960 He actually uses sarcasm when he gets into uncomfortable 935 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 confrontations. 936 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,461 Yeah, right, Iike I do that. 937 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:29,713 And you hate it. 938 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:30,964 I don't Iove it. 939 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,466 Or maybe you hate it. 940 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,093 It gets old. It does get a Iittle... Yes, I hate it. 941 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,344 You hate it when I make jokes? 942 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:39,389 I can tell when you don't really care and you're just humoring me. 943 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,183 And how does that make you feel, Linda? 944 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,269 Like crap. Like my problems don't matter. 945 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:47,272 What are you talking about? Your problems are my problems. 946 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:50,650 Minus the eczema. That would be your problem. 947 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:55,072 See? I hate that. And I don't feel supported. 948 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,281 What? I don't feel... 949 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,699 Did you just say, "I don't feel Iike I support..."? 950 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,493 Yes, I did. You want the truth? 951 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,120 I work Iike crazy so you can make a documentary 952 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:05,082 about penguins with testicular cancer! 953 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,292 The point is, you jump... KATHY: Here's the point. 954 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,710 Linda, he's getting to the point. Let me get... 955 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:11,755 This is when the breakthroughs happen. 956 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:12,923 Would you please Iet me get to the point? 957 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,342 Don't get angry at me! Get angry at her. 958 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,011 I work... "Linda." Start with "Linda." 959 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,888 Linda... Don't edit yourself. 960 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,264 I'm not. "Linda." 961 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,183 I work... Have at her, George. 962 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,309 Hit her! What? 963 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,938 Not with your hands. With words, with your truth. 964 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,439 I'll hit you with truths. 965 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,024 Do you want to know what it's Iike to work 966 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,652 as hard as I do and get no appreciation? 967 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:37,155 Just so you can do whatever flight of fancy you have this year 968 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,034 whether it's pottery, or photography, or it's "the Occasional Cafe." 969 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,953 What the fuck is "the Occasional Cafe"? 970 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,246 That was an occasional cafe! 971 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,747 Pick one thing and just stick with it! 972 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:48,750 Do you know how hard it is to be married to somebody 973 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:51,378 who is still trying to figure out their major? 974 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,718 I'm sorry that I haven't figured out 975 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:01,304 what it is that I Iove to do yet, George. 976 00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:04,349 But at Ieast I'm not sitting in a fucking office Iike you did 977 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:07,644 miserable, hating your job, and complaining about it. 978 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,980 That job that I sat at and complained about every day 979 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,523 paid for the apartment you wanted so much. 980 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,024 We don't even have it anymore. 981 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,865 Linda, is there anything else you want to say to George? 982 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:22,159 Any other ways he's completely failed you? 983 00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,413 Do you want the truth? 984 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,878 George is right. 985 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:34,796 He's totally right. 986 00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:41,761 I've never committed to anything in my entire Iife. 987 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:48,351 No, it's not... 988 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,312 It's true. 989 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,521 Linda, 990 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,357 I think you just met Linda. 991 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:57,611 KATHY: You're an amazing woman. 992 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,780 Thank you. Thank you so much. 993 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,282 I have one more question. 994 00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:04,701 Ask anything, my sweet soul warrior. 995 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:08,330 Why is that grass crying? 996 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,457 It's really Ioud. 997 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,876 I have a feeling that it's my fault. 998 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:15,295 Because I think I made it cry. 999 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:16,546 Don't take it personally. 1000 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,006 What the fuck are you talking about? 1001 00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,591 It's the ayahuasca. 1002 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:21,968 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1003 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,220 What the fuck is going on? 1004 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:25,305 Ayahuasca has hallucinogenic properties. 1005 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,349 It's Iike a stronger peyote. 1006 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,351 Mine just kicked in. 1007 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:31,269 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1008 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,188 Yeah, no, I don't think it's affecting me. 1009 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,106 I think mine's starting to kick in, too. 1010 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,151 I can see George's spirit animal. 1011 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,277 What? What? 1012 00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:40,403 What did you say? What did you say? 1013 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:42,447 You see my spirit animal? You see my spirit animal? 1014 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:43,531 What is it? EVA: What? 1015 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,616 Huh? Huh? 1016 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,784 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1017 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,827 Hey, guys, I just Iost my keys. 1018 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:49,871 I had them right in this pocket. 1019 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:51,790 EVA: She's going to have so much fun. 1020 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:55,669 SETH: There's a snake in the mirror. 1021 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,360 EVA: The word that's coming out of my mouth Iooks 1022 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,800 Iike a tiny pink mouse. 1023 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:03,677 (SCREAMS) 1024 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,971 (GROANS) 1025 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,306 Are you okay? 1026 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:18,149 Yeah, yeah! 1027 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,654 Whoa! Holy shit! 1028 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,242 Sweetheart, Iisten to me. Listen to me. 1029 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:30,412 You are tripping your balls off. 1030 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:33,623 I can fly! I believe I can fly, George! 1031 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,918 Metaphorically, I believe you can fly. Literally, you can't fly! 1032 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,545 I believe I can fly! 1033 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,214 If you're going to get Iiteral with an R. Kelly song 1034 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,258 do Trapped in the Closet. 1035 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:46,136 You can't break your neck if you're trapped in a closet. 1036 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,762 You just watch me. No, no, no. 1037 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:49,806 Watch me, George. No, no, no! 1038 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,309 I believe I can fly! No! No! No! 1039 00:46:56,564 --> 00:47:00,400 See? You can fly. I always believed it. 1040 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,068 LINDA: Oh, my God. 1041 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:10,493 Hmm. 1042 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,038 Morning. 1043 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,289 Oh, God. 1044 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,166 That was a Iittle crazy. 1045 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,959 That was great. 1046 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:23,423 You probably don't remember, but you said some crazy stuff Iast night. 1047 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,759 I remember every word of it. 1048 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:29,846 Oh, God, I really just feel great. 1049 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,474 Why is the doorway crying? 1050 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,267 (CHUCKLES) I'm just kidding. 1051 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,269 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 1052 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,152 Downtown Atlanta. Uh-huh. Okay. 1053 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,196 Corner of Peachtree and Third Street. 1054 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,324 Terrific. I can probably get there around noon if I Ieave now. 1055 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:50,408 You're qualified? 1056 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,327 Yeah, I'm more than qualified for the job. 1057 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,495 Noon at the Iatest. 1058 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,205 I Iook forward to it. Thank you. 1059 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,043 Wayne! Hey. 1060 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:03,129 Wow, that's quite a big pile of pages. 1061 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,173 I get it, George. 1062 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,550 You're interested. I'm flattered. 1063 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:11,221 When the time comes, I'll Iet you know. I'll share it with you. 1064 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,098 I got a protagonist issue I'm still working out. 1065 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,224 AII right. I have a Iot of thoughts 1066 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,642 that I wanted to get down here, and... 1067 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,561 That sounds great. I gotta go into town for a second. 1068 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,146 How are you going to do that? 1069 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,856 Rodney didn't tell you what happened. 1070 00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,525 What happened? 1071 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:26,778 I don't understand. 1072 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:30,824 I know. I know, right? It's crazy. It's crazy. 1073 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,161 What exactly happened, all right? Take me through. 1074 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,039 Okay. Well, it was Iike, "I'm going on the road." 1075 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,582 Cut to, in the pond. 1076 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,543 No, don't "cut to" the pond. 1077 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:43,002 What... Don't cut. 1078 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:45,964 I mean, can you believe that? Can you believe it? 1079 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,382 No, I can't believe it. 1080 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,427 Which is why I want you to tell me, how did that happen? 1081 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,594 I'll tell you what. 1082 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,471 Hindsight being 20/20, 1083 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,348 I probably wouldn't have done it the same way. 1084 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,308 KATHY: What did you need our car for anyway? 1085 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,227 GEORGE: It doesn't matter anymore. 1086 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,071 Hey, George. 1087 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,489 Hey, Eva, I didn't see you there. 1088 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,617 You Iook sad. Well... 1089 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,495 Everything that's been happening in your Iife recently, 1090 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:21,708 the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, it's amazing. 1091 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,710 Seriously, George. 1092 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:27,380 I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult Iife. 1093 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,048 (CHUCKLING) 1094 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,718 Oh, George. 1095 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,052 I Iike you. 1096 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,221 I Iike you, too, Eva. 1097 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,390 We should make Iove sometime. 1098 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,068 George? Yeah. 1099 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,321 I heard you. Yeah. 1100 00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:53,239 You don't know about our philosophy. 1101 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,200 Here at Elysium we believe that open 1102 00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,076 sexual boundaries Iead to a deeper honesty. 1103 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:59,204 How would you and Linda feel about that? 1104 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:05,710 Anyway, think about being inside me. Talk to Linda. 1105 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,925 Here you go, sir. Have a great day. Thank you very much. 1106 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,636 And you enjoy that apple. 1107 00:50:14,887 --> 00:50:15,845 Honey! 1108 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,557 I just sold my first apple. I picked it, I bagged it and I sold it. 1109 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,018 Terrific. Our car is at the bottom of a Iake. 1110 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:25,396 So, George, I hear Eva asked to intercourse with you. 1111 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,606 What? 1112 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:27,774 Yeah. 1113 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,150 Thanks, Seth. 1114 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,819 That was what I was going to tell you. 1115 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,822 Apparently, at Elysium, they practice free Iove. 1116 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:38,952 And Eva suggested that we try it. 1117 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,537 What did you tell her? 1118 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:44,165 No. I said no. 1119 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,584 I mean, we didn't finish the conversation, 1120 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:50,630 but I was about to, and I will and did say no. 1121 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,048 This is just biology. 1122 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:54,634 Homo sapiens weren't meant to be monogamous creatures. 1123 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,262 I don't know, that just sounds to me Iike an excuse 1124 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,472 for everybody just to get into bed together. 1125 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,225 If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi, 1126 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:03,977 it's just going to drive it inwards. 1127 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,021 And that invites disease and death. 1128 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,439 (WHISTLES) 1129 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,858 Man, I'm not a fan of death. 1130 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:16,489 People treat sex Iike it's this huge deal with crazy Iife consequences. 1131 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,032 Right. 1132 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:19,325 CARVIN: What are you doing here? 1133 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,578 I don't understand. What are you doing here on our property? 1134 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:22,870 That sounds Iike the Iion's cry. 1135 00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:24,122 This is our property! 1136 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,374 Of course we have the goddamn deed to it. 1137 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,293 Then prove it. Where is the deed? 1138 00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:33,089 If you think I can remember where I put a piece of paper in 1971... 1139 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:34,549 If you wanna make a stink out of this, 1140 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:36,175 you can do that, but you're going to Iose. 1141 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,720 Or, we resolve this very quickly 1142 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:41,222 and we all come away with something. 1143 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:44,309 It's okay, George. I got this. 1144 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,019 I wasn't going to do anything. 1145 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,522 Our people have a spiritual right to this Iand! 1146 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,525 We have deep roots here. 1147 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,945 I don't think the Iion could have roared any clearer, my friend. 1148 00:51:58,574 --> 00:51:59,657 No dice. 1149 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,662 There's thousands more where that came from. I actually... 1150 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,039 Can I have one of those? 1151 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,541 Yes, please, that's for you. And keep that, sir. 1152 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,377 Oh, really? Smile. 1153 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,296 I can do that, too. 1154 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,547 Deal with me. 1155 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,050 How do you Iike that? Here, Brett, why don't you? 1156 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,343 See? How do you Iike that? 1157 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:20,011 Really? Do you want it? I'll take another. 1158 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:22,055 Yeah, sure. Here you go. Thanks very much. 1159 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,724 Please, please. It's my pleasure. 1160 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,143 Three can play at that game. 1161 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,729 There's a Kinko's 13 miles down the road. 1162 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:30,813 Go get copies. 1163 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,065 I will get more cards. I will be back. 1164 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,067 Come back and buy a zucchini. 1165 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,110 MAN: And we will build that casino. 1166 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:41,366 Carvin, do you have any idea where the deed is? 1167 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,994 No, I'll find it, because I use the think method. 1168 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,288 I just think of, "Where wouldn't 1169 00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:49,666 "I expect it to be?" and I go there. 1170 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,084 And so far, it's not there. 1171 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,794 SETH: Don't worry, we can fight this. 1172 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:54,337 Oh, my God! 1173 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:55,755 What's the matter? What happened? 1174 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,757 George just killed a defenseless animal. 1175 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:01,969 What? No, I just swatted a fly. 1176 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:05,765 For Christ's sake! Here we go. 1177 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,518 And now it's dead. What if it had young Iiving somewhere? 1178 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,479 Young? Like, maggots? Are you serious? 1179 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,648 This man has a fetish for violence. No, I don't. 1180 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,942 He has a fetish for violence! 1181 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,110 We're talking about a fly. 1182 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,277 SETH: And where does it end? 1183 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:19,654 When you kill a fly, you kill a bird. 1184 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:20,905 You kill a bird, you kill a dog... 1185 00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:22,573 You kill a dog, you kill a soldier. 1186 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,659 I'm sorry. I didn't know I was killing soldiers. 1187 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:25,868 I support the troops. 1188 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,287 I cannot even Iook at you right now. 1189 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,206 I'm sorry, I'm trying to Iearn all the rules. 1190 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:31,874 There are no rules here, George. 1191 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,292 Except "no swatting flies." 1192 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,794 That's not a rule. 1193 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,629 It's just a way of thinking about stuff. 1194 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:37,964 You did something wrong 1195 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,799 and you're a Iittle embarrassed about it. It's okay. 1196 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:40,883 I did something wrong? 1197 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,009 Forgiveness is always allowed. 1198 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,178 I've seen you throw a battery at a pigeon. 1199 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:48,099 I didn't kill it. Why are you doing that? 1200 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,976 It was a Iong time ago. A Iong time ago. 1201 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,894 And it was right on our window, it was all... (IMITATES COOING) 1202 00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,312 That's not the point. 1203 00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:56,399 I've said for years we should have a bug zapper here. 1204 00:53:56,567 --> 00:54:00,486 1971, right here at this table with 1205 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,156 Jerry Beaver, Stephanie, Ronny, Danielle... 1206 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:05,116 Here we go. Thank you, acid. 1207 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,994 Tony, Janie, and Janice Woo. 1208 00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,037 You know, it's amazing, I can remember 1209 00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:13,040 Janice Woo with perfect clarity. 1210 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:16,169 I just can't remember where the deed is. 1211 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,045 You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed. 1212 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,130 That's right. 1213 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:35,229 (OVER PHONE) Hey, it's Sherm. I'm out as usual. Leave a message. 1214 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,899 Hey, Sherm, it's George, from work. 1215 00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,192 How are you doing, man? 1216 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,861 Look, I was wondering if you've heard 1217 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,363 of any job opportunities back in the city. 1218 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,032 Linda and I have been out of town for a while 1219 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,743 and we're kind of itching to get back. 1220 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:51,204 Call me if you get the message. 1221 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,207 Hey. 1222 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,042 Hi. 1223 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:57,752 Oh, wow. 1224 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,922 She really is blossoming, isn't she? 1225 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:04,467 Yeah, Iook at her go. Marking her turf. 1226 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,219 So free. 1227 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,721 I'm just sad that she didn't respond to the free Iove idea. 1228 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,182 I know. I know. 1229 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:13,726 I respect your and Linda's relationship so much. 1230 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,062 But if you ever change your mind... 1231 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:17,605 You'll be the first to know. 1232 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,149 I promise I wouldn't disappoint. 1233 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:23,402 (STUTTERS) Yeah, that's great. 1234 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:27,365 I mean, I can Iick your balls while I give you a blowjob. 1235 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,491 No way! Yeah. 1236 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:29,700 Oh, my God. 1237 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,746 I'm getting a Iittle wet just talking about it. 1238 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,165 Me, too. 1239 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,463 People, they are breaking ground on the casino today! 1240 00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,090 We got to protest! 1241 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,092 The people will be heard! 1242 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,761 Where's my bullhorn? I need the bullhorn! 1243 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:52,014 Where once stood an insignificant fruit stand 1244 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:55,852 will now grow the much sweeter fruit of prosperity. 1245 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:59,355 So here's to good jobs, economic growth 1246 00:55:59,439 --> 00:56:02,275 and tax revenue for years to come. 1247 00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:08,114 I'm the fucking founder, for Christ's sake, suburban mall-dweller! 1248 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:11,158 No, no, no. You're all on private property. 1249 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:12,535 Yeah, it's our property. 1250 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,954 Private property this. 1251 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:18,040 Almond, no, no! Anger is not the cure for this. 1252 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,292 Come on, we have to do something. 1253 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,002 I know! It's Iike... 1254 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,129 Brother, if we could just talk, 1255 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,463 heart to heart, for one moment. 1256 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,799 CARVIN: Greed-mongering shithead! 1257 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,135 We're going to expose you and your greed! 1258 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:31,387 You're all free to stand on that side of the barrier. 1259 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,057 Hey, news gal! 1260 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:37,059 Where the hell are you going? We got what we need. 1261 00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:39,186 Don't your viewers care about 1262 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:42,273 a corporation making backroom deals with politicians 1263 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:44,525 so they can screw over another Iocal business? 1264 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:47,612 Not for a 30-second segment at the end of Atlanta P. M. 1265 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:57,580 It's impossible to reason with these people. 1266 00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:58,831 They won't Iisten to the truth! 1267 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:01,834 CARVIN: Your bulldozer's a bully-dozer! 1268 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:04,337 We have to do something right now. This is it. 1269 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,505 Hey, Iady, do you want to see something? 1270 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:09,008 Do you want a really good news story? 1271 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,217 Take this! 1272 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,429 We've got boobs out! And they're good ones! 1273 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:14,680 If you want to move any further, 1274 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:15,806 you're going to have to run me over! 1275 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,391 Holy shit! 1276 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:20,311 REPORTER: County officials got more than they gambled for 1277 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:23,481 at a casino groundbreaking ceremony earlier today 1278 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:27,443 when an angry, shirtless Iady treated attendees to quite the show. 1279 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:28,945 They Iied to us! 1280 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:32,865 No more Iies! 1281 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:36,160 One by one, the topless woman's enraged colleagues 1282 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:39,538 threw off their shirts and joined her in protest. 1283 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,084 Baba Booey! Howard Stern! 1284 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:45,920 Wonderful. 1285 00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:49,006 It's an interesting story pitting a ragged band of Iocals 1286 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,343 against a Iand deal worth upwards of 10 million dollars. 1287 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,929 But just now the County Commissioner has 1288 00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,973 stated that no construction will go forward 1289 00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:00,101 until a full review of community impact. Michael? 1290 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:02,561 Great report. Thank you, Deena. 1291 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,981 Hey, Deena, maybe if they ever build this casino 1292 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,482 these hippies can win the jackpot 1293 00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:07,900 and buy themselves some shirts. 1294 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,735 It's certainly possible. 1295 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,487 Deena, could you Iet us know if you're 1296 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,197 ever planning on protesting a casino? 1297 00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,534 They're building a casino at my place Iater tonight. 1298 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:19,620 Okay, nailed it. There's more. 1299 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,205 Deena, I don't think any of us would protest 1300 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,958 if you unexpectedly took off your shirt. 1301 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,336 Deena, I do have a new weather report 1302 00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:31,132 which is hot, sweaty and I have an erection. 1303 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,343 This is historic. 1304 00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,095 The revolution has begun. 1305 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:40,933 AII because this courageous woman saw an unjust world 1306 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,810 and waved her boobies at it. 1307 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:44,270 Let's celebrate! 1308 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,900 I didn't even know we had a television. 1309 00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:52,528 Let's open some chutney! The tomato chutney! 1310 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:54,321 The tomato chutney! 1311 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:58,117 No. No! 1312 00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,827 Where's George? 1313 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,456 Are you okay? 1314 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:04,749 I'm doing great! 1315 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:08,794 I felt something today when we were standing up there and just... 1316 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:10,546 I know. 1317 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:13,841 Screaming it out and seeing you with your shirt off... 1318 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:16,886 That's an amazing experience for me. 1319 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,723 I just only hope that George gets it. 1320 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:23,309 You are a natural Ieader. 1321 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,520 Oh, God, get out of here. I feel Iike a schoolgirl. 1322 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,733 Go on, tonight's your night. Enjoy it, celebrate it. 1323 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:38,908 Hi! 1324 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:42,328 God! I still cannot believe that I did that! 1325 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:44,121 You're a hero. 1326 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:45,873 You're Iike a topless Norma Rae. 1327 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,208 I feel amazing! 1328 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,542 It's great to see you so happy. 1329 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,960 I know, I am! 1330 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,338 I really am. 1331 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:54,715 So... Yeah. 1332 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:55,883 It's been two weeks. 1333 00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:58,844 I want to stay. 1334 00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:00,137 Okay, but before you answer... 1335 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:01,555 I already answered. 1336 01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:05,559 There's a possibility that I have a job back in New York. 1337 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,853 We can go home. We can go home! 1338 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:11,190 But I really... 1339 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,567 I really feel Iike this is our home. 1340 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:17,071 For the first time in my Iife, I feel Iike I have a purpose. 1341 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:20,616 I've heard you say that before so many times with so many other things. 1342 01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,701 No, it's different this time. I feel it. 1343 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:24,954 So you can Iive the rest of your Iife without bathroom doors? 1344 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,080 Yes. 1345 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,289 You could be a vegan? 1346 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:29,083 I am a vegan. I Iove it. 1347 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,793 For two weeks you've been doing it. 1348 01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:33,212 They say three weeks and then it's out of your system. 1349 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,216 Open relationships? 1350 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:41,137 No sexual boundaries. That's part of the deal here, too. 1351 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,888 Can you do that? 1352 01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,308 Exactly. 1353 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,853 So, please, Iet's just go... Okay. 1354 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:50,396 Okay? Yeah? 1355 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,481 No, okay. Free Iove. 1356 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:57,278 As Iong as there's trust, and communication, and respect, 1357 01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:00,573 we can all enjoy each other intimately. 1358 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:04,410 What? I Iove all of these people, George. 1359 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:08,289 I Iove how I feel about myself when I'm here. I just... 1360 01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,624 George, I want to stay. 1361 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,921 Okay. 1362 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,256 Really? 1363 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,091 Let's do it. 1364 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:21,260 Oh, God. 1365 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:26,599 I'm so proud of us right now. 1366 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:28,434 (SALUTES IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1367 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,144 What did you say? "Now I'm gonna stay"? 1368 01:01:30,812 --> 01:01:33,772 You're funny. I'm going to go tell everybody. 1369 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:39,320 We're staying! We're staying! 1370 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,211 George, 1371 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,796 Linda just told me the good news. 1372 01:01:57,881 --> 01:02:00,174 I'm so excited to hear of your decision. 1373 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:05,721 Yeah, it's great! I know. 1374 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,768 Eva's really something, isn't she? 1375 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:13,312 Yes, absolutely. The best. 1376 01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:18,108 I just made Iove to your wife in the other room. 1377 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,820 Great. 1378 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:23,739 Thank you. 1379 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,118 Honey, we said we were going to do it. 1380 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:31,538 No, I said we would do free Iove in theory. 1381 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:33,165 I didn't say Iet's do it tonight! 1382 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,667 George! Oh, my God! 1383 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,670 This is awful. This is such a nightmare! 1384 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,672 You have to do it tonight. 1385 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,382 I don't know if I can do it tonight! 1386 01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,466 You have to! 1387 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:45,302 You can't just make me be the only one who did it! 1388 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,845 This was your idea! 1389 01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:49,223 Oh, my God, I can't believe you did it! 1390 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:52,518 You just have to please go do this tonight, otherwise we're doomed! 1391 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:53,852 I don't know... For us! 1392 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,271 I can try. 1393 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:56,355 No, there's no "try." 1394 01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:58,023 There is only "do." 1395 01:02:58,358 --> 01:02:59,900 What, are you Yoda? George! 1396 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:02,361 I'm okay. I can do this. Are you sure? 1397 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,029 Yeah, this is good. Tonight's the night. 1398 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,490 This is it. This is what it's about. 1399 01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:09,285 Yeah! No shackles. We're doing this as a team. 1400 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,913 You got to do this. 1401 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,583 Oh, God! 1402 01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:19,878 This was your idea, George. 1403 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:22,756 It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. 1404 01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:24,800 Monogamy is sexual slavery. 1405 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,971 She got an exquisite pussy, well, how about my exquisite erection? Huh? 1406 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:33,392 Eva, what do you think, do you Iike my exquisite erection? 1407 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:37,062 Do you Iike my erection selection? 1408 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,481 What do you think, Eva? Yeah? 1409 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:43,736 Are you going to take it? Are you going to take that dick? 1410 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,780 Are you going to take that dick? 1411 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:49,658 I'm going to pop off a piece of my dick. 1412 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:52,619 Oh, yeah, I'm fixing to fuck you. 1413 01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:54,496 I'm going to fuck you. 1414 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:55,914 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 1415 01:03:55,999 --> 01:04:00,461 I'm going to get it all up in your vag. 1416 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:04,173 Get it up in your vag with my dick. 1417 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,842 With my dick. 1418 01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:11,013 I'm going to put it in with my dick. 1419 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:17,144 I'm going to put my dick in. 1420 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,520 What's up, man? Are you all right? 1421 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:19,772 What's up? 1422 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:32,493 So, how we doing, George? 1423 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,536 Hi, Wayne. Great. Never better. 1424 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,288 It's funny because I didn't want to get 1425 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,082 into this before because we had just met, 1426 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:40,334 but, as you know, I'm writing a new novel right now. 1427 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,418 Really? 1428 01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:44,922 It's a political parable about the flaws of capitalistic society. 1429 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,424 I could tell you the story, but it would probably bore you. 1430 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:48,967 Maybe Iater. I'll just give you a taste. 1431 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:52,012 Basically, it's about this one guy named John Belson. 1432 01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:55,099 And John is just this guy, an average Joe... 1433 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,434 I can actually even maybe name him "Joe Belson." 1434 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,228 You could. And the big thing is... 1435 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,896 Tell me if I'm boring you. No, finish your sentence. 1436 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,732 The big thing is, at a certain point I reveal 1437 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,819 that this is all happening in Washington, D.C. 1438 01:05:07,362 --> 01:05:08,904 Wow. Yeah. 1439 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,948 Belson's a creature of the Beltway. 1440 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,659 Yeah. I'll tell you this... 1441 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,743 Eva... 1442 01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,578 I'll read you this one part, unless you're not interested. 1443 01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:26,839 Hey. There you are. 1444 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,173 Hi. 1445 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:30,175 I am ready to have sex. 1446 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,469 Great. Come here. 1447 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:34,888 Awesome! 1448 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:38,308 But I can't believe this is actually happening. 1449 01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:39,726 Yeah. Oh, my God. 1450 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:41,311 God, George... (PANTING) 1451 01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:43,313 Your heart is racing. I know. 1452 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,691 I've wanted to do this since we first... 1453 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,359 Yeah. Since we first... 1454 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,278 And now it's okay. Yeah. 1455 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,030 Now it's not Iike before. Now I can actually... 1456 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,576 Breathe, George, breathe. 1457 01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,119 Feel it in your diaphragm, just breathe it in. 1458 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,745 You're going to feel it in your diaphragm with my... 1459 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,582 You're going to feel it with my dick. 1460 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,041 Okay. 1461 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,377 Do you need to take a minute, George? 1462 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,421 No, I'm good. I'm good. 1463 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:08,881 I'm going to do this. 1464 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:10,466 This is going to happen. 1465 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:11,592 Yeah. 1466 01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,719 I'm going to throw down. 1467 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,929 I'm going to throw down onto you 1468 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:19,850 with my testicles. 1469 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,185 Okay. 1470 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,312 I'm going to get on it. I'm going to get on it 1471 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,607 and I'm going to get in it and down it and through it. 1472 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,109 It's going to be magically delicious. 1473 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,653 You're going to be my Iucky charm. 1474 01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:33,572 Okay, just don't talk, Iet's just... 1475 01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:36,783 I'm going to get a big old brimming bowlful of fuck 1476 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,911 on your boobs. 1477 01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:40,704 George, Iet's just... 1478 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,539 I'm going to Iick your titties. 1479 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,208 I'm going to Iick your... 1480 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:45,959 What? Can I Iick it? 1481 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,005 I'm going to slap you on the eye 1482 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,090 with my cock. 1483 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,718 I'm going to flick you in the nuts with my balls. 1484 01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,053 I'm going to put my... 1485 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,679 Put it on your neck. I really don't... 1486 01:06:57,889 --> 01:07:00,724 That's... I'm going to pump you with my gonads. 1487 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:01,808 No. 1488 01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:02,976 That's a spicy meatball... 1489 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,102 George, you know... 1490 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:05,312 ...in your spicy hole. 1491 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:06,605 George, you're creeping me out. 1492 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:09,358 I'm sorry. When I get nervous, I sometimes just talk, and that's... 1493 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:10,776 I'm sorry, Iet's... 1494 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,280 Okay. George... 1495 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,617 I really think you should go take a minute. 1496 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,369 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. I don't think this is... 1497 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,620 Just don't even worry about it. 1498 01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:22,871 Maybe we should do this some other time. 1499 01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:24,540 Let's not. No, just the head of it in. 1500 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:27,334 It wouldn't even have to stay. I'd just go, Iike, beep-boop. 1501 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,294 Then technically, we did it. Just a quick Iittle... 1502 01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:30,796 You wouldn't even know. 1503 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,506 No. No. 1504 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:33,882 This is very important, all right? 1505 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,510 We have to do this for Linda. 1506 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,470 I'm sorry, George. I'm just not into it. 1507 01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:39,721 I am. 1508 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,139 Great. 1509 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:43,850 Let's switch out. Okay? 1510 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:54,069 I'm about to put my vag 1511 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,989 all up on your dick. 1512 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:00,617 Excuse me. 1513 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:07,833 Hey, George. 1514 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,419 Oh. Sorry. 1515 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,337 Are you meditating or something? 1516 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,673 No, not at all. Come join me. 1517 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:19,136 You didn't feel Iike going on the moon hike with everyone? 1518 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:23,348 No, I'm taking a breather from all that tonight. 1519 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,685 Maybe it's divinely inspired 1520 01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:30,731 that you and I are here right now. 1521 01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:33,984 That's nice. 1522 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,570 I can see that you have a kind soul. 1523 01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,036 Are we... 1524 01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:46,663 Is this... 1525 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:50,042 (SHUSHING) 1526 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,007 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1527 01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,719 It's Iike Tantric or something. 1528 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:02,721 I'm having my baby, George. 1529 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:05,641 What? Fuck. No, you're not. 1530 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:06,975 Yes, I am, George. 1531 01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:08,727 No, no, no. Stop doing that. 1532 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:10,312 There's nothing to stop, George. 1533 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,022 My baby is on its journey. 1534 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:13,899 Oh, my God! AII right. 1535 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,317 I'll call the hospital. 1536 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:16,860 No, no need. 1537 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,570 I'm going to do this myself. 1538 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,238 No! No, that's a bad idea. 1539 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,909 It is the best idea the universe has ever come up with. 1540 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:28,080 This is the most natural thing that can happen to a person. 1541 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,248 (MOANING LOUDLY) 1542 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,125 I'm going to get Rodney. 1543 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:34,711 No. He'll be here soon enough. 1544 01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,588 Look at the full moon right now. 1545 01:09:36,798 --> 01:09:39,257 It's Iuminous. 1546 01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:40,342 Oh, God! 1547 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:41,426 Okay. 1548 01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:42,969 (MOANING) 1549 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,642 I'm opening Iike a Iotus flower. 1550 01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:53,605 I'm passing out. (BABY CRYING) 1551 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,607 Are you okay? I'm passing out. 1552 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:56,692 Okay. 1553 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,700 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 1554 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,584 Rough couple of weeks, huh? 1555 01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:17,003 No hard feelings about the whole fly-swatting thing. 1556 01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:19,589 I would have done the same thing if the tables were turned. 1557 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,513 By the way, I just fucked your wife. 1558 01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:32,561 Hey, Eva and I are downstairs flipping flapjacks. 1559 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,020 You may want to get down there. 1560 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:37,023 Thanks, Wayne. How about getting your dick out of my face? 1561 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:48,785 Is this coffee? 1562 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,829 No, it's better than coffee. It's kutcha root. 1563 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:51,955 It tastes Iike cow shit. 1564 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,251 George! It's so good to have a joker in the house. 1565 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,129 It's real sugar? It's not bark or sand or anything? 1566 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,006 SETH: There he is! 1567 01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:02,507 Look at him! 1568 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:04,259 Oh, my God! So cute. 1569 01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:06,511 There he is. 1570 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,721 What is that? 1571 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,889 That's the placenta. 1572 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,057 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 1573 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:14,561 We keep the cord and placenta attached until it falls away naturally. 1574 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:17,314 And we're going to use it to make some soup. 1575 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,402 Okay, you know what? That's ridiculous. 1576 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,780 I can't do it. I can't do this anymore. 1577 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,031 Hey, whoa, whoa. 1578 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:28,784 You need to simmer down and breathe, brother. Take a Ioad off. 1579 01:11:28,868 --> 01:11:31,369 No, why don't you simmer down? Why don't you breathe, brother? 1580 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:32,621 Whoa, George... 1581 01:11:32,747 --> 01:11:33,955 No! This is crazy! 1582 01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:35,749 I'm drinking dirt for breakfast. 1583 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,292 There's no privacy anywhere. 1584 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,044 Rodney, you owe me a car! 1585 01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,463 And, Almond, cut and discard that shit 1586 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:42,881 off of your infant immediately! 1587 01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:44,633 It's gross! 1588 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:48,220 And, Karen, I hate to break it to you, but flies don't feel pain. 1589 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,180 Billions of them are killed every day, 1590 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,348 so blow me! 1591 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:52,891 Fine! When? 1592 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,644 And, Seth, where do I start? 1593 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:56,812 George! 1594 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:58,647 Linda! Are you still here? 1595 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:01,441 Did your 10 a.m. fuck session get canceled? 1596 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:02,859 (ALL GASP) 1597 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,280 Linda... 1598 01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:09,366 Ooh. 1599 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:11,117 LINDA: You wanted this. 1600 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:13,286 You wanted to come back here, we moved. 1601 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:16,665 You wanted to dive headfirst into everything that Elysium represented, 1602 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:17,916 we did that. 1603 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,585 You wanted to be free sexually, I said "fine." 1604 01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:22,671 So Iast night I do something that 1605 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,548 I never ever expected that I could do, 1606 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,591 only because you encouraged it. 1607 01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:29,094 So how could you possibly be mad at me 1608 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,429 when all I did was follow your Iead? 1609 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:32,973 Because it was a stupid idea! 1610 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,100 I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me? 1611 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,185 My God, we've known these people for two weeks! 1612 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:39,855 But I'm not the same person I was two weeks ago. 1613 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,233 You said to me, "Why can't we be happy every day?" 1614 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,818 I Iied, okay? 1615 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,655 I panicked, all right? We were broke. 1616 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,323 This place had food and shelter, 1617 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,409 and it was way better than Rick's. 1618 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,828 I'm admitting it. I thought we could have fun here 1619 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:57,289 but then you drank the Kool-Aid and I can't stand it. 1620 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,542 I want to support you, I do. 1621 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,627 But I can't if it means Iiving here. 1622 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,964 That might be a problem. 1623 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,216 George, can I just read a passage from my book? 1624 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:09,634 I think it's relevant. 1625 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,969 Wayne, no. 1626 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:14,431 "John Belson sat in his car at a stoplight at a crossroads." 1627 01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,141 Wayne, your novel sucks. It sucks. 1628 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:19,561 It isn't interesting, it isn't entertaining, it isn't anything. 1629 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:20,854 Come here. What's wrong with you? 1630 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:22,439 I can't do this. I can't do it. 1631 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,065 I can't have 15 people involved 1632 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,026 every time we have an argument. 1633 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,403 I miss meat, I miss air-conditioning, 1634 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:29,696 I miss going to the bathroom 1635 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,115 and being able to shut a door Iike most people. 1636 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:34,409 I'm not the weird one. I'm in the majority. 1637 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,119 I'm Ieaving. 1638 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:40,373 I'm staying. 1639 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:44,669 Looks Iike it's time for you to move on, brother. 1640 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,233 This is mine! 1641 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:12,697 It's okay. 1642 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,839 Yo. Sherm, it's George. 1643 01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:31,758 Hey. I'm coming back. 1644 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:33,510 Is that job still available? 1645 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,470 Dude, there's no job. 1646 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:37,806 I was just having some fun with you. 1647 01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,892 I told you that there was a job available that wasn't available. 1648 01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,560 I thought that would be funny. 1649 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:46,564 (BEEPING) 1650 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:50,944 AUTOMATED VOICE: Turn right onto State Route 320 1651 01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:53,238 and go 13 miles. 1652 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,084 SETH: Lion, you here? 1653 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:10,088 If I was an old man's deed, where would I be? 1654 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,631 Where is it? 1655 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,383 What? 1656 01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:25,645 Jackpot. 1657 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,565 Wrapped in Reynolds. I should have known. 1658 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,407 Stop. 1659 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,368 Did you come alone? 1660 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,495 Yes. Did you bring it? 1661 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,792 When you told me you found the deed, I was sure we were done for. 1662 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,461 What changed your mind? 1663 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:52,047 It's not my mind that's changed, it's my heart. 1664 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,216 I've met my soulmate. 1665 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:56,718 I'm going to take her away from here 1666 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,012 and start a new Elysium in Miami. 1667 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:00,263 Here. 1668 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,224 It is not without some hesitation that 1669 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:05,810 I render my brothers and sisters homeless. 1670 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:14,486 And here is the amount we agreed upon. 1671 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:16,863 Okay. 1672 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,991 Oceanfront property in South Beach, Miami... 1673 01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:21,242 Never a bad investment. 1674 01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:22,660 Even in a recession. 1675 01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:25,830 I don't understand any of your Iegal mumbo-jumbo 1676 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:29,042 but I'm sure it's nothing $11 ,000 can't fix. 1677 01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,003 Goodbye, hassles, hello, casino. 1678 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:36,800 Now, 1679 01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:39,552 the piece of resistance. 1680 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:41,596 It's hot. Careful. 1681 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:45,350 It might have been easier just to burn it in the first place. 1682 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:51,481 AUTOMATED VOICE: Arriving at your destination, on Ieft. 1683 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,692 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1684 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,115 RICK: Oh! There he is! 1685 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:03,243 I knew you would find a way to fuck up being a hippie. 1686 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:04,911 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1687 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:07,372 Hello. 1688 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,998 Marisa. Hi. 1689 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,291 Is George there? 1690 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,168 Yes, he's right here. Do you want me to... 1691 01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:15,255 No, no. I just wanted to make sure that he's okay. 1692 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:17,423 Don't actually tell him I called, okay. 1693 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,552 One more thing. Who is this? 1694 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:25,056 WAYNE: Dear George, I took your criticism to heart 1695 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:28,309 and after some serious soul searching, I concluded you were right. 1696 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:30,937 It wasn't exciting, it wasn't interesting, 1697 01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:33,398 so I spent the whole day reworking the story. 1698 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:37,277 I would Iove your notes. Be brutal Iike you were before, okay, buddy? 1699 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:40,071 Sincerely, Wayne. 1700 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,489 Wait a minute. So... 1701 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,533 Belson is in D.C.? Washington, D.C.? 1702 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:45,618 Yeah, that's it. He's a creature of the Beltway. 1703 01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:48,997 Wow! I didn't see that coming. That's an explosive twist. 1704 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,294 SETH: We gotta talk about the next phase of Elysium. 1705 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:56,212 We need to take our message out there. 1706 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,590 We need to take Elysium on the road. 1707 01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,508 I've just recently put a down payment 1708 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,719 on a small split-Ievel condo in Miami. 1709 01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:04,512 Wait a minute. We can't Ieave this place. 1710 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,014 The others will find their way. 1711 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,223 This is insane. 1712 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,309 I know. It is insane. 1713 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:10,977 I am so glad you're on the same page. 1714 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:13,271 I thought I was the one going crazy. 1715 01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:15,773 Now I feel Iike you're the one going crazy, but I'm here to help you. 1716 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:17,025 I am not crazy. 1717 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:18,151 I'm not crazy either. 1718 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:19,235 Well, I don't... 1719 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,862 That makes two of us. Okay. 1720 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,280 (SHUSHING) 1721 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:24,073 Let's just make Iove. And then we'll talk. 1722 01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,867 No. I would rather not. 1723 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,912 Yeah. I understand. 1724 01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:31,080 George. I remember him well. 1725 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,126 What we will do, is we will make Iove without touching. 1726 01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:39,964 You know what, I gotta go. 1727 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,299 Wait, Linda... 1728 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,595 God, Seth. 1729 01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:48,848 I was almost there. 1730 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:51,017 (LAUGHING) 1731 01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:53,853 I just figured out what George's 1732 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,813 fortune cookie fortune would say. 1733 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:59,984 "Confucius say when wife screw other guy, husband must get rid of wife. 1734 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:02,570 "She no good. The pork fried rice." 1735 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:06,157 What exactly did Mom do to you that she didn't do to me? 1736 01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:07,659 Come on, I know it's offensive, 1737 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:09,285 but you gotta admit, it's funny. 1738 01:19:09,453 --> 01:19:10,995 That's funny! 1739 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:12,705 I'm not Chinese. 1740 01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:16,376 That's funny! AII I'm saying is Linda is no good, screw her, 1741 01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:19,712 screw those hippie-dippies, with their B.O. and their white dreads. 1742 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,130 You have no idea, man. 1743 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:22,757 Okay, 1744 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,176 so you're complaining about Linda? 1745 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,262 You're the one who wanted to sleep with other people. 1746 01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:28,972 I didn't think she would say yes! Bingo. 1747 01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:30,974 At Ieast she had permission before she cheated. 1748 01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:33,559 My husband has been fucking at Ieast one woman on the side 1749 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,520 ever since before our wedding. 1750 01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:38,773 What? What is that supposed to mean? 1751 01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:40,900 You have a tracking system in your car. 1752 01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:42,944 You never shut up about it, stupid. 1753 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,242 Little reality shift, Rick? 1754 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,785 Honey, no, no, no. 1755 01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:52,537 No, no, no. 1756 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,455 No! Listen to me. 1757 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:57,834 I Iove you, and I have sex with other women because I Iove you so much. 1758 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:00,628 I'm getting it out of my system. I'm trying to protect you. 1759 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:02,171 Are you kidding me? What do you want me to do? 1760 01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:05,008 Do you want me to tell you every time I sleep with somebody? 1761 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:08,177 And then we have to deal with that every time? 1762 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:09,595 What is wrong with you? 1763 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:11,556 George, back me up on this! 1764 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,893 What are you doing? What's that face... 1765 01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:17,312 Why are you doing that? 1766 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:18,980 Are you pooping? 1767 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,064 No, I'm crying. 1768 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,566 That's not what crying Iooks Iike. 1769 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,151 What do you want me to do? 1770 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,820 Can you get the fuck out of my house and out of my Iife forever? 1771 01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:28,531 That's it. Okay, thanks. Get out! 1772 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:31,034 You're taking my infidelity and making it about you! 1773 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,994 Do you realize how selfish you sound? 1774 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,996 This is exactly why I have to cheat! 1775 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,956 I hate you. I want a divorce. 1776 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,041 No, honey, no. 1777 01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:40,626 I Ieft my wife at a commune. 1778 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:42,378 What the fuck am I thinking? 1779 01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:44,547 I'm auditioning for Real Housewives of Atlanta. 1780 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:46,591 Are these your car keys? Yes. 1781 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,385 Honey, you don't... 1782 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:51,054 Wait! No! No! 1783 01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,056 (LAUGHING) 1784 01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:58,144 What are you doing with my car? 1785 01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,021 We're family. It's our car. 1786 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,439 (HONKING) 1787 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,191 Get out of the goddamn car! 1788 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,027 My baby is all I got Ieft! 1789 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,327 (RICK PANTING) 1790 01:21:18,415 --> 01:21:20,083 That Iooks good. It Iooks even. Centered? 1791 01:21:23,128 --> 01:21:25,380 I'm going to town. I'll see you in a bit. 1792 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:27,006 Bye, Linda. 1793 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,857 Mmm. 1794 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:46,734 Terrible, I know. 1795 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,569 Steak at a diner. 1796 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:53,199 It's Iike getting cognac at a gas station 1797 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:55,326 or a diner. 1798 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,747 Carvin, please don't judge me. I needed meat. 1799 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:01,999 Hey, I come here every Sunday. 1800 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:04,502 You can't Iive off of macrobiotic 1801 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,629 bean curd shit your whole Iife. 1802 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,674 The first time I snuck away years ago, 1803 01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:11,384 I had a veggie burger. 1804 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,803 The next time, chicken salad. 1805 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,805 And then, two pounds of bacon. 1806 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:17,140 Oh, my God! 1807 01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:18,766 Nobody knows about this. 1808 01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,476 Your secret is safe with me. 1809 01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:21,644 Who cares? 1810 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,355 I've been in Elysium four decades. 1811 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:28,401 Hell, I co-founded the place with Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis... 1812 01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:30,153 Yeah, I know. AII those people. 1813 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,529 Billy Marcus, Tony Piloski... 1814 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:32,864 AII of them. AII those people. 1815 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:36,200 My point is you gotta do what is right for you. 1816 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:40,037 Don't get me wrong. Elysium is an amazing adventure, 1817 01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:41,873 but sometimes I think 1818 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:46,043 I missed out on something that was even more real. 1819 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:47,628 You know, more real. 1820 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:51,632 Here you are, darling. 1821 01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,967 Mmm-hmm. 1822 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:58,139 LINDA: Wow! That's every member of the meat family. 1823 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,224 That's some kind of wurst. "Wurst"? 1824 01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,311 I don't know why they call it "wurst." It's the best. 1825 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,112 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1826 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,823 Surprised to see you here, brother. 1827 01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,492 Where's Linda? I need to talk to her. 1828 01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:19,744 I'm diving into the Linda pool these days. 1829 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:21,996 I only tell you this because I Iove you, brother. 1830 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,249 Move or I will run you over, because fuck you, brother. 1831 01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:29,587 What the fuck are you doing? 1832 01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,130 Capoeira. 1833 01:23:31,298 --> 01:23:33,341 Although a beautiful form of Afro-Brazilian dance, 1834 01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:35,885 it's also a devastating form of self-defense. 1835 01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:38,012 (GRUNTING) 1836 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:44,560 Let's dance, brother. 1837 01:23:48,398 --> 01:23:49,565 Turn around, brother! 1838 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,025 Let go of the wheel! 1839 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:54,445 She's a beautiful spirit who has evolved away from you, George. 1840 01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:57,073 What are you talking about? You're so full of shit! 1841 01:24:04,665 --> 01:24:07,667 Wow! They make cars with CD players now? 1842 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:13,130 Wow, it's so great to see so much of so many of you. 1843 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:14,799 (ALL LAUGHING) I don't know what's worse, 1844 01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:18,803 Marty's pasty ass, or Beverly's Malbec Pinot blend. 1845 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,137 This is great. 1846 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:23,849 Everybody run! 1847 01:24:41,952 --> 01:24:42,952 Let go! 1848 01:24:43,036 --> 01:24:44,078 George! 1849 01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:50,459 Holy shit! Did you see that? 1850 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:52,837 No, I turned away for one second. 1851 01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:55,047 Did I miss something incredible? 1852 01:24:58,343 --> 01:25:00,136 No! Who's in the car? I don't know. 1853 01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:01,596 Who is that? Seth? 1854 01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:02,763 I told you. 1855 01:25:02,889 --> 01:25:05,516 That's a very easy mistake to make. 1856 01:25:07,644 --> 01:25:09,395 Oh, my God. George! 1857 01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:16,277 George, what's going on here? 1858 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,321 Wayne, hey! I read the Iatest draft. 1859 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:19,405 Really? 1860 01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:20,656 Incredible! Yeah? Thanks! 1861 01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:22,116 And that Iast sentence. 1862 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,326 BOTH: "Get me Senator McCIusky." 1863 01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:24,910 Oh, my God! How did you even think of that? 1864 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:26,662 Lightning in a bottle type of thing. 1865 01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:27,830 You know D.C. will never be the same. 1866 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:28,956 That's what I Iove about it. 1867 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,625 But it doesn't spell it out. 1868 01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,376 Thank you so much for saying that, man. 1869 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,544 Well done, really. 1870 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,381 Seth, are you all right? 1871 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:43,679 Seth, what are you doing? 1872 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,348 Stop punching me! 1873 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:46,599 I'm not punching you. 1874 01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:48,142 I'm slapping you! 1875 01:25:48,226 --> 01:25:49,477 I wish there was something we could do to help, 1876 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,145 but we're non-violent. 1877 01:25:51,355 --> 01:25:52,938 What do we do? 1878 01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:54,899 (CHANTING GIBBERISH) 1879 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:57,735 (ALL CHANTING) 1880 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,113 Stop! 1881 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:04,408 What happened to non-violence? 1882 01:26:04,576 --> 01:26:08,412 Violence is justified when it serves the greater good. 1883 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,039 That's very convenient. 1884 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,918 This is not working! No shit! 1885 01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:16,212 What the hell are you doing? Get off of him. 1886 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:21,467 I came back to tell you I Iove you more than anything. 1887 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:22,802 Oh, honey. 1888 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,512 Jesus! Can a person go a day in this place 1889 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,347 without getting a dick in the face? 1890 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,099 I've heard that. Every day. 1891 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:29,266 That's what I'm talking about. 1892 01:26:32,312 --> 01:26:33,562 Come on, George! 1893 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:34,939 Get him! 1894 01:26:35,107 --> 01:26:37,024 You've progressed far beyond George, Linda. 1895 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:39,735 You're selfless, you're pure, you're vegan. 1896 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,737 I just had a steak at a diner. 1897 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:44,198 In time, I can Iearn to forgive you for that. 1898 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,783 Let go of George! 1899 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,660 Anything for you, my Iove. 1900 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:54,208 You have to know that he asked me to run away with him 1901 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:56,377 and he said that you would all just find your way. 1902 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:57,545 God damn it! 1903 01:26:57,629 --> 01:27:01,132 Linda! I would never do that to my brothers and sisters, please. 1904 01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:05,636 He's Iying! Seth burned the deed to the commune. I saw him! 1905 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,222 He burned it? The deed to the commune? 1906 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:09,348 Motherfucker! 1907 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,225 Seth, is that true? You burned the deed? 1908 01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:13,310 You burned the deed? 1909 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:17,231 Look, if everyone's going to get all Iawyeristic on me, yeah. 1910 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:19,608 Yeah, I did. I sold and I burned the deed. 1911 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:21,444 Rat bastard turncoat. 1912 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:24,363 But I did it for Iove. I did it for Linda. 1913 01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:28,242 Anyone would have done the same thing for $11 ,000. 1914 01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:29,910 I Iove you. 1915 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:31,954 But I Iove me more. 1916 01:27:32,289 --> 01:27:34,415 And for you guys to turn this around on me, 1917 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:36,667 well, frankly, it's selfish. 1918 01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:38,794 And fuck you, Grisham. 1919 01:27:39,337 --> 01:27:40,713 (ALL GASP) 1920 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,679 Ow! God, my wrist! 1921 01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:52,933 I don't think I did that right. My wrist is killing. 1922 01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:54,435 Honey, you're a Iover, not a fighter. 1923 01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:55,978 GEORGE: I'm an idiot. 1924 01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:57,855 I Iove you so much. I'm sorry. 1925 01:27:58,023 --> 01:28:01,192 I know. I'm so sorry, too. I went too far. 1926 01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:02,902 I drank the Kool-Aid. 1927 01:28:03,069 --> 01:28:04,695 And then when I was done with the Kool-Aid, 1928 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,573 I made more Kool-Aid and then I drank that too 1929 01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:09,742 and it just filled with Kool-Aid. 1930 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:13,204 I Iove you and I will support you in whatever you choose. 1931 01:28:13,371 --> 01:28:14,580 Forever. 1932 01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:16,874 I don't care where we Iive. 1933 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,709 You're where I want to be. 1934 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:21,337 And you're where I want to be. 1935 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:30,054 Yes! Oh, yes! 1936 01:28:30,222 --> 01:28:31,972 That's what I'm talking about, George! 1937 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:40,564 And we're back. 1938 01:28:40,649 --> 01:28:42,316 Later in the show, we're going to be 1939 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,068 Iearning all about how these text messages 1940 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:46,070 are actually making our children stupider, 1941 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:48,072 and the statistics are terrifying. 1942 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:49,657 I've seen them and they are. 1943 01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:51,534 But first, do you remember about a year ago, 1944 01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:53,035 when a bunch of hippie types 1945 01:28:53,119 --> 01:28:54,745 up in the mountains put on their birthday suits? 1946 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:56,413 They were protesting a casino? 1947 01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:59,542 I would remember it better if they took those birthday suits off. 1948 01:28:59,668 --> 01:29:01,544 I don't know what that means. 1949 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,879 Our own Deena Schuster is back with an update 1950 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,131 about these Bohemians in the buff. 1951 01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,384 Hi, Deena. Hi, guys! 1952 01:29:08,468 --> 01:29:10,761 It Iooks Iike one of those naked ninjas 1953 01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:13,138 was cooking up more than just a skin feast. 1954 01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:15,599 I'm talking about Wayne Davidson, 1955 01:29:15,684 --> 01:29:17,726 the best-selling author of the breakout 1956 01:29:17,853 --> 01:29:19,895 political thriller, Belson's Lament. 1957 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:23,107 As well as the eagerly awaited sequel, Belson Rising. 1958 01:29:23,191 --> 01:29:25,359 My favorite thing about that book is 1959 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:27,611 when they reveal that it's in Washington, D.C. 1960 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:28,779 (YELLS) 1961 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,072 What did I do? 1962 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,448 Michael, I haven't read it yet! 1963 01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:34,952 DEENA: First-time novelist Davidson is a nudist, winemaker 1964 01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:37,538 and full-time resident of an intentional community 1965 01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,415 in Northern Georgia called Elysium, 1966 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:42,376 worlds away from the corridors of power 1967 01:29:42,502 --> 01:29:44,837 he so piercingly chronicles in his books. 1968 01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:48,424 There's even talk of a Belson movie starring Ray Liotta, 1969 01:29:48,508 --> 01:29:50,134 who has been spending time here 1970 01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:51,886 with the wardrobe-Iess wordsmith. 1971 01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:55,389 Ray is an amazing actor, 1972 01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:57,057 he makes a great vegan chili 1973 01:29:57,142 --> 01:30:00,311 and he is an intense Iover. 1974 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:02,813 We almost Iost the whole place Iast year, 1975 01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:05,232 until an old friend saw us on the tube. 1976 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:07,151 I thought she was dead. 1977 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,278 And yet, she wasn't dead. 1978 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:12,406 DEENA: Co-founder Janice Woo had a copy of the original deed, 1979 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:15,284 preserving the community's rights to the disputed Iand. 1980 01:30:15,368 --> 01:30:18,662 And as Iuck would have it, none of the founding members were dead. 1981 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:21,081 Not Jerry Beaver, not Stephanie Davis, 1982 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,250 not Ronny Shames, not Danielle Meltser, 1983 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,461 not Janie Brody, not Billy Marcus, 1984 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,088 not Glen Stover and not Tony Piloski. 1985 01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:31,759 In fact, all were found to be in above-average health. For now. 1986 01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:33,761 And the story of Belson's journey 1987 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,971 to bookshelves is just as unlikely. 1988 01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:37,556 It was discovered by a boutique 1989 01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:40,100 Brooklyn, New York publishing house 1990 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:42,603 run by husband and wife, George and Linda Gergenblatt. 1991 01:30:42,729 --> 01:30:44,063 I actually wrote a book, too, 1992 01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:48,150 and it's a children's book called I Believe I Can Fly. 1993 01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:51,360 And it's about a confident Iittle penguin who overcomes 1994 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:52,321 his Iimitations. 1995 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,073 Originally, we were going to call it 1996 01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:56,367 The Penguin With Testicular Cancer. 1997 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:57,868 Originally, but... 1998 01:30:58,036 --> 01:30:59,161 That wasn't going to sell. 1999 01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:00,412 No, no. 2000 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:03,624 And now we have a growing company where we can foster new writers. 2001 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:06,752 And we have connections to a Iot of really fresh voices. 2002 01:31:06,836 --> 01:31:09,797 SHARI: My husband's book is destined to be a classic. 2003 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:12,591 Pierre and I have been in Iove since we met. 2004 01:31:12,884 --> 01:31:14,468 (AGREES IN FRENCH) 2005 01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:17,846 I have always had a thing for black women. 2006 01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:23,018 And you wrote the whole thing here at Elysium? 2007 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:25,521 Dreams dispensed daily. Just bring your own container. 2008 01:31:25,689 --> 01:31:28,774 What do I get if I win? Okay and stop! 2009 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,069 Oh, God! 2010 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,821 (GROANING) 2011 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,907 Stop! I can't breathe... 2012 01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,331 I think we're where we want to be. 2013 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:45,874 So do I. 2014 01:31:50,296 --> 01:31:52,339 Honey, can you shut the door? 2015 01:31:53,049 --> 01:31:54,133 Yes. 2016 01:31:54,968 --> 01:31:56,510 The door. 2017 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,221 I Iove the door. 2018 01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:01,682 LINDA: I Iove you. 2019 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:03,100 GEORGE: I Iove you, too. 2020 01:32:14,279 --> 01:32:16,780 MAN 1: Thank you. Background. MAN 2: Here we go. 2021 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,117 What happens to all those ticks that die 2022 01:32:20,201 --> 01:32:22,036 in those thatchy armpits of yours? 2023 01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:23,412 George... 2024 01:32:24,456 --> 01:32:25,956 They're my friends! 2025 01:32:30,712 --> 01:32:32,379 Ow! Shit! 2026 01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:35,299 Wow! You're so big! 2027 01:32:35,467 --> 01:32:38,761 Yeah, you Iook different too, you fucking reject. 2028 01:32:40,472 --> 01:32:44,641 The Sioux Indians believed that when you produce a fece... 2029 01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:46,310 A piece of... (BOTH LAUGHING) 2030 01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:49,980 A man makes a fece... 2031 01:32:52,942 --> 01:32:55,277 When a man makes a fece, 2032 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:57,237 a piece of him goes with it. 2033 01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:00,240 Oh, no. 2034 01:33:00,408 --> 01:33:02,242 Two weeks. Two weeks. 2035 01:33:03,119 --> 01:33:05,829 What? What happened? 2036 01:33:05,914 --> 01:33:07,247 Suck on it for a while. 2037 01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:08,749 (ALL LAUGHING) 2038 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:15,172 I'll have you check out the erection selection at the Dick-E-Mart. 2039 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:18,592 "I believe I can fly"? Well, I believe I can fuck. 2040 01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:24,723 I'm grossing myself out. 2041 01:37:49,614 --> 01:37:51,239 MARISA: I am ready for action, 2042 01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:52,908 because I got all my ex-husband's toilet money. 2043 01:37:52,992 --> 01:37:55,952 So, bring it on, Hot-Ianta. Show me what you got!