From here on in,
it's all about what you don't say
and where you don't go.
You got your names back.
Use them wisely!
Go home!
Stay there.
[flamenco music]
I just thought we might have met up
first on our own rather than at my daughter's wedding.
What we said in the villa, was not such a stupid idea.
[speaking in a foreign language]
How are you?
Are you sure it's, you know, okay?
What?
Being back here.
Didn't he tell us...
It's fine.
We're rich, don't worry about it.
[Woody] I know what you're all thinking,
you're freaked.
You think it's a sign of something.
It's a goat in a swimming pool!
Again.
[muffled screaming]
[rhythmic music]
[beeping]
Listen, some amazing things have
happened to your life.
And that's just because the stars lined up in a certain way.
But the truth is,
you never know what's going to happen.
Life is never in our control.
I'm going to tell you a story.
When my brother is 18, my uncle gives him a car
so he can start working in his factory
doing deliveries.
And we all said to my father,
well, this is very lucky.
And my father said...
[speaking in Spanish]
What?
Like, wait and see.
Que sera sera.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, two weeks later, my brother
breaks his leg playing football.
And I said to my dad,
"Well, this is very unlucky.
He's going to lose his job."
And my father says, "Wait and see."
A month later,
a huge mud slide smashes into my uncle's factory.
The boy who's doing the deliveries is killed.
And I said to my father,
"Well, my brother finally is very lucky."
And he said...
"Wait and see."
You can never predict what will happen next.
Life has always one more consequence.
[fan stops whirring]
What is that?
[fan starts whirring]
That is my cue to do this.
[buzzing]
What did you say?
It's right though.
We shouldn't have to pay it.
No, I'm not worried about paying it-
Well, I am.
I'm not going to do that if he's put
his name down for...
Christiane!
No, no!
Christiane!
Help me!
Okay, mate, come on.
Help me!
Watch her head!
What bloody happened?!
We just found her!
There's no pulse.
She's not breathing.
I didn't hear anything.
Somebody call an ambulance!
Your phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dial 777.
Turn her on her back!
[gun firing]
Someone's shooting at us!
Get inside, quick!
Quinn!
Quinn, leave her!
[gun firing]
Come on, get in!
[vase breaks]
Come on move it!
Let's go to the room!
The room!
We need to go to the room!
Go, go, go, up there!
This is just an office!
I have to get her!
No, no, no, no!
Quinn, forget her!
Quinn, you can't go out there!
No, you can't go out there!
Get off of me!
Quinn, listen to me!
Listen to me!
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
If you go out there you're going to get shot.
Okay?
Now, we're all going to find out what's going on,
and then, we'll go out together, okay?
She went to get wine racks.
She just went to get...
I know, mate.
[dialling]
Nothing. Dead.
I don't know what's wrong with it,
it was okay just now.
She was dead, wasn't she?
I mean, we're sure of that?
I'm so sorry.
He needs some dry clothes.
Yeah, yeah.
Quinn, put these on.
Come on, stand up.
Quinn, put these on.
Is this a robbery or something?
Quinn, are these attached to the security cameras?
Quinn!
Quinn, are these attached to the security cameras?!
He doesn't know, Woody!
Anybody know how to work this?
Let me...
Come here, let me look at it.
Come here.
It's got to be linked together.
It's all connected.
Let's try.
Here we go.
Oh.
[Rick] No need to see that.
There's no one here.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
Where are they?
Are they in the house?
[Woody] Nope.
So, where'd they go then?
It's the goat.
They've come for us.
How did they know we were here?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what you looking at her for?
[Quinn] Because they followed her!
Don't be fucking ridiculous!
How did they know she was in touch with us?
None of us went to the island.
[Quinn] No, they were watching.
Watching who, me?
The villa.
As soon as Rick made contact with the estate agent.
Hang on a minute!
We all agreed to sell it!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit!
[doorbell buzzing]
Shani.
Hey, you going to let me in?
You have to go.
Now.
What?
Tell her to go the police.
Tell her to get help!
What exactly is she going to say to the police, Rick?
That men we stole drug money from
who have come looking for us?
Yes!
I'd sooner take my chance with the police than with them.
What's going on?
Tell her to go to my bar,
ask for a guy called Carol,
explain where we are and what's happened.
Hey.
Shani, Shani, you have to turn around right now.
You have to leave.
Go and get in your car and leave. Now!
Why?
Just do what I say, for fuck's sake!
Don't speak to me like that.
Is this because I was angry?
Shani, Shani, right.
Go to Quinn's bar, okay?
Go to the Checkerboard Bar, all right?
And you've got to ask for a man called Carol.
Who's that?
It's Rick.
Look, just go there.
Just tell her, Woody!
What is going on?
Shani, you have to leave now, darling.
You have to leave now!
Get in, babe, please.
[gun fires]
Are these the same men you stole from in Majorca?
[Baxter] Yeah.
It won't stop then!
They've waited more than two years.
It doesn't matter how long it takes
or how far they have to go.
They're going to take their revenge!
They're going to take it.
They're going after her, Woody.
They're going after her!
I want to get out of here now!
Immediately!
I want to leave.
I want to leave right now.
Open the door, Quinn.
Woods, listen, stop.
At least we're all safe in here.
You do want you want, mate.
I'm going after her.
Quinn, open the door.
Fucking hell!
Come on, we can't do this!
Look at us, who are we kidding?
We're not gangsters!
Well, you kind of are.
Can we please just go?!
All right.
Wait, wait, listen, you can all go!
All right, you can all go into
the line of fire, but I'm staying here.
Okay.
Hang on, wait for me!
As soon as the gates open, floor it, quick.
Go on then!
Quinn, what you doing?
Where's he going?
Quinn!
Oh, shit.
Were they like right behind her?
[Baxter] Well, she definitely had a head start.
So, she could have got away, yeah?
[Baxter] Yeah. I'm sure.
I'm sure she did, mate.
Here he is.
What you doing?
Batteries.
Stop the vehicle!
Now!
Now, fuckers!
This is good.
This is help.
[Woody] This could be help.
So, how's this all working out for you?
This whole returning to the scene of the crime gig?
Which one of you ass clowns came up with that idea?
We really need to...
Hey, zip it!
I'll tell you when you can talk.
Got it?
See, my boss, FYI, totally flipping out right now,
wants to know why the fuck-
Look, I'm really-
Not another fricking peep or
I swear to Christ I'll stick this
burner someplace you really won't like it.
I know how to do that.
30 years in the field,
and I should have gone over to state, fuck it.
Anyhoo, now what did I say about using your names wisely?
What?
Ma'am, we, all of us, are under attack, okay?
We really need to get out of here.
You what now?
Maybe you could just...
I don't know.
Like, arrest us or something.
Arrest you?
Who do you think I am?
Officer fucking Krupke?
What's going on?
Some men are trying to kill us.
Yeah, no kidding.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
[gun fires]
Jesus Christ!
Get in! Get in!
Go, just drive!
[thumping]
There's something stuck underneath.
Nothing.
[Baxter] Oh shit!
[Rick vomits]
Oh, Jesus Christ.
[Quinn] I'm going to take us on to the motorway.
[car horn blows]
Jesus.
[Woody] Traffic jam, great.
[Quinn] Come on.
They're here.
Behind us.
It's not a baby, it's a chicken!
[car horns beeping]
It's not a baby, it's a chicken!
[singing opera]
[Man With Chicken] It's not a baby, it's a chicken.
It's not a baby, it's a chicken.
[dramatic music]
[Quinn] She's going to want money.
Don't open the window.
He's not stupid, is he?
[Woman] I clean glass.
What is going on here?
Why don't we...
We'll just get out and run, yeah?
Oh come on, they're not going to kill
us out in plain sight, are they?
How do you know that, Rick?
Where the fuck are we going to run to, Rick?!
Down the M3?
Form a human conga in the slow lane?
Please don't shout at me, Baxter!
[Baxter] I'm not shouting at you!
I'm really scared!
I think they're coming!
What are you doing?
We're going to defend ourselves.
I want to defend us, don't I?
That is a shotgun, Woody!
That is a real shotgun!
Hello, hello?
[speaking in Spanish]
Where's my money?
Listen, shush!
We no have money!
Nada, nada, nada, na-na-na-nada!
Go away.
[Woman] Where's my money?!
Go away!
I will stab you in your eyes!
[sounds horn]
[Baxter sighs]
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is good.
We'll get help.
Can you get out the vehicle, sir?
Can you step out the vehicle, sir?
[dog barking]
Out of the way, please?!
[car horns beeping]
Drive!
Quick, drive, drive!
[Woody] Go, go, go!
[tyres squealing]
Let's just sit here for a minute.
What's that, down there?
I can do this.
Good night, fuckers.
[gun clicks]
It's not loaded.
[Baxter] Oh fuck, neither is this.
I've got shells in this.
This one's loaded.
Here.
No, I don't want it.
Here, take it.
It's okay.
Let's go! Let's go!
[dramatic music]
Let's leave the car here,
that's what they'll be looking for.
Try and get a hold of Carol,
see if he can pick us up.
Yeah, just get in here.
Anyone got a phone?
I do.
Here, it's working now.
[Baxter] You gonna call Carol?
Yeah.
No, I don't know his number.
Call directories.
Can't do that, Carol's not his real name.
Nobody uses their real name in the bar.
I know somebody we can call.
Give me the phone.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here, let me try Shani first.
Who is it, Rick?
It's a bloke I do community service with.
Magnus, and he's cool.
Hold on.
I don't know his number.
It's on my other phone.
Can you hear that?
It's not even ringing.
That's not right, is it?
[Carmen] Okay, so what do we do?
Give me the phone.
Magnus will sort it.
We're okay.
No worries, no worries.
0683-334-676.
Okay, and that is the Cape Correctional Services, yeah?
All right, thank you.
They might give me Magnus's number.
It's Richard Heston.
My probation officer is Mr. Darnell.
Oh, hey Numby!
Yeah, yeah, good thanks, yeah.
Really good, really good.
Listen, I'm trying to get hold of Magnus.
No, I understand you can't give his number out.
I just wondered if you could just give him this number
and maybe get him to call me back?
In trouble?
No, no, no, no, fine, no.
Everything's fine.
No, couldn't be better.
No, we're just chilling out, really.
I'd really appreciate it if you could.
Okay, thank you.
Why can't you remember his number?
I thought you were a Rain Man with figures.
That's why you became a fucking accountant.
Well, first off, I am not.
I never have been an accountant.
Okay?
I'm a financial consultant.
I'm a financial fucking consultant!
People consult me about their finances!
You got it?
Okay.
Say it!
Say what I am!
All right, I'm sorry.
Financial consultant.
Do you know why I like numbers, Woody?
'Cause I like the promise of a specific.
With numbers, you know...
You add them up
and you get an answer.
You see an equation.
You find a solution.
If bookkeeping is involved,
I can fix it.
I'm good at it.
I can always figure out an end result.
Always.
The one thing I've never been able
to figure out, though...
Was me.
Let me try Shani again.
There's someone in the room!
Where?
[Rick] I don't know.
It was over there!
What?
[Rick] There's somebody in here!
[gun firing]
[Baxter cries]
[car motor roars]
There's the car.
Wait, no, they must've heard the gun.
[Woody] We gotta go, Bax.
Bax, we gotta go.
We've gotta go.
Come on, come on.
[Baxter cries]
Bax, I'm sorry, we've got to go now!
Come on!
[heavy breathing]
[melancholy music]
[car stalls]
[gasoline gurgles]
[car starts]
[Quinn] That's it.
It's as far as we go.
Here, this way.
[breeze blowing]
[waves crashing]
Shani must have heard Rick about fetching Carol.
She must have.
She would have known we were in trouble
and she would have gone and got help.
I'm sure of it.
Magnus will get my message.
We'll be okay.
How did it get to this?
All we did was go away for the weekend.
A thousand bad choices.
That's what's led us here.
I was never going to go to Alvo's in the first place.
Changed my mind at the last minute.
Can't even remember why now.
I nearly ignored Carmen when we first met.
Imagine if I had.
She never would have changed the Euros.
And we...
Remember that tutor we had, Mr. Weeks?
Welks.
[Quinn] Yeah, Mr Welks.
Alvo called him a pedo.
No, he didn't call him a pedo.
Said he had a pedo's haircut.
[Quinn] Got well upset about that, didn't he?
And it turned out he was one.
Remember Annabel?
Annabel.
[Quinn & Baxter] Annabel.
Jesus, she was sexy.
[Quinn] I wonder what happened to her.
She's probably happy.
[Woody] Why?
That's because she's not with any of us.
[phone beeping]
Hey.
I told you he wouldn't let us down.
What is it?
Look at the beach.
[gun firing]
She married Dave Kemp.
Annabel.
I remember.
They obviously know where we are then.
They must have known the whole time.
They've probably been tracking this
since Carmen was in Ibiza.
Why didn't we think about that?
[Rick] 'Cause we're just four Herberts.
Not bad people, though, are we?
No, we're not bad people.
We definitely don't deserve this.
[dramatic music]
[breathing]
[waves crashing]
[wind whistling]
[car motor roaring]
["Road to Nowhere" by Nouvelle Vague]
* There's a city in my mind
* Come along and take that ride *
* And it's all right
* And it's very far away, but it's growing day by day *
* And that's all right
* Well, we're on a road to nowhere *
* Oh come on inside
Think that's the end of it?
* Taking that ride to nowhere
* Oh we'll take that ride
* I'm feeling okay this morning as you know *
* We're on a road to paradise
* Here we go
* We're on a road to nowhere
* Oh come on inside
* Taking that ride to nowhere
* Oh, we'll take that ride
* Maybe you'll wonder where you are *
* I don't care
* Oh here is where time is on our side *
* Take you there, take you there *