1 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,900 [big bang] 2 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,944 [Unknown Narrator] The universe. 3 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:32,991 This universe is 16 billion years old. 4 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,994 In those early days, 5 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,621 the conflict between stability and change, 6 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,876 between stagnation and anarchy, 7 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:46,045 sparked beings of pure energy. 8 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,717 Great Lords of Order 9 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,346 and puissant Lords of Chaos. 10 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,141 Entrusted to maintain 11 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,311 the sacred balance between opposing forces. 12 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,272 As the loss of said balance 13 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:09,194 once heralded the destruction of the old universe. 14 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,406 There is no moral judgment here. 15 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,120 No conflict between good and evil. 16 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,168 Unless good is the balance itself 17 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:30,006 and evil is that balance's undoing. 18 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,888 [theme music playing] 19 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,379 [Zatanna chanting spell] 20 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,968 [Trogowogs giggling maniacally] 21 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,183 [grunts] 22 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,395 Got one! 23 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,896 -[Trogowog giggling maniacally] -[Thirteen] Khalid! 24 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,648 [chanting spell] 25 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,569 [Trogowog screams] 26 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,529 - Ha! Two points. Mary! -[Trogowog screaming] 27 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,489 No worries. 28 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,202 Speed of Mercury! 29 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,161 [screaming] 30 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,122 [groans] 31 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,167 Ha! 32 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,043 -[Leroy chirps] - Ow! Quit it. 33 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,088 Oh. Thanks, Leroy. Three more incoming. 34 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:56,259 -[chanting spell] -[Trogowog screams and groans] 35 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,011 [chanting spell] 36 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,431 [grunts] 37 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,640 [Trogowog giggling maniacally] 38 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,517 Strength of Hercules! 39 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,311 [grunts] 40 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,397 [groans] 41 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,027 [Thirteen] Mary, you crushed that magic. 42 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,612 You too, Khaleed. 43 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,364 Um, actually, I prefer [pronouncing from throat] "Khalid." 44 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,116 Like in the back of the throat. 45 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,409 - Khalid? - Khalid? 46 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:22,827 Mmm, pretty close. 47 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,954 [Zatanna] Speaking of pretty close, 48 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,416 catching six Trogowogs isn't bad, but... 49 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,709 [chanting spell] 50 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,294 [Trogowogs chittering] 51 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,379 [Zatanna] You're all becoming great sentinels of magic, 52 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:37,467 but you need to maintain a better awareness of your surroundings. 53 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,302 Aw, man, we flunked. 54 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:42,347 No, no, more like a... a B-minus. 55 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,681 [chanting spell] 56 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,891 [Trogowogs laugh maniacally] 57 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,062 [chanting spell] 58 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,522 [Trogowogs groaning] 59 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,818 There. The Trogs are home. 60 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,696 Now for the glamour spell that's been hiding us all. 61 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,906 [chanting spell] 62 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,824 Oh. Sorry. Didn't see you there. 63 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,785 No harm done. 64 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:07,330 Traci, you're still relying too much on your bad-luck powers. 65 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,332 I want you to focus more on your urban magic 66 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,125 until it comes to you as easily. 67 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,920 Khalid, fix what you bend or break. 68 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,130 [chanting spell] 69 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:22,178 It's important to balance the natural and magical worlds. 70 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,055 Plus, the tree will thank you. 71 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,765 So would that swollen Trogowog. 72 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,809 Ugh. I totally forgot to fix him. 73 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:30,520 No worries. Trogs are pretty elastic. 74 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,105 He'll belch it out soon enough. 75 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,856 Huh, that I'd like to see. 76 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,151 And Mary, you're still thinking too much like a superhero, 77 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,862 which is understandable given your history. 78 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,658 But magic isn't just about giving or getting meta abilities. 79 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:47,370 Use your imagination when you tap into the Earth's ley lines, 80 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,539 or other sources of mystic power. 81 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,082 Spread your wings. 82 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,043 Oh, come on now, 83 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,004 don't let a little constructive criticism get you down. 84 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,589 You're all doing great. In fact... 85 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,928 In fact, you are my best students. 86 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,764 [scoffs] We're your only students. 87 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,599 And still the best. 88 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,338 -[all groaning softly] -[Khalid] What was that? 89 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,506 I don't know. 90 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,096 [bell tolling] 91 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:57,815 [groans softly] 92 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,321 [Zviad Baazovi] The situation in Markovia couldn't be better. 93 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:06,282 Another clutch of meta-humans arrives each day. 94 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:11,287 In addition, Ultra-Humanite and Dr. Jace are doing fine work, 95 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,372 using Tar to activate still more. 96 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,749 [Ultra-Humanite grunts] 97 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,460 Best of all, they're volunteers. 98 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,129 There's no coercion, no trafficking. 99 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,048 A little patriotic nudge, 100 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,384 passed from myself to King Brion to his people, 101 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,470 does the trick quite nicely. 102 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:33,142 And Helga has really taken these newly minted metas under her wing. 103 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,311 She's like a mother to them all. 104 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:37,230 -Oh, it's very sweet. -[Klarion gasps] 105 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,816 And what of the push from Secretary General Troia 106 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,110 to send UN inspectors to Markovia? 107 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,946 -[Zviad Baazovi] A minor concern, but-- - This is bad. Not good. 108 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,489 -I have to go. - Klarion? 109 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,658 No time to explain. Teekl, you tell them. 110 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,993 [meows] 111 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:55,206 [chuckling] Our excitable friend seems to be having a moment. 112 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,587 [Uknown Narrator] Over 12 millennia ago, 113 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,925 Vandar Adg established a village for his spawn... 114 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:10,012 -[kids laughing] -...beings that today would be called... 115 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,889 meta-humans. 116 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,435 This was to be Vandar's utopia, 117 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,604 a place where all his children, 118 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,314 those that descended from him 119 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:23,234 and those he had taken under his wing, 120 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:27,989 could live in peace and harmony under his rule. 121 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,117 In time, 122 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,953 Vandar left to conquer more lands. 123 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,083 Returning to his village in triumph, 124 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:43,546 he discovered his utopia had been undone. 125 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,797 [laughing maniacally] 126 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:51,721 Ugh! 127 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,894 Andie, isn't it Gar's turn to clean out the fridge? 128 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:02,190 Yeah, but he was so tired, I offered to do it for him. 129 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,067 The poor guy really looked like he could use some sleep. 130 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,912 All right, climb aboard. 131 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,121 -[Leroy chirping, clicking] - Ow! 132 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,457 Okay, okay. The dragon it is. 133 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,543 I thought we were gonna figure out what that weird energy wave was? 134 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,212 Isn't that what we're doing? 135 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,088 Fine. 136 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,507 Mr. Tawny, I choose you. 137 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,927 [chanting spell] 138 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,386 [carousel music playing] 139 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,430 -[Khalid] Whoa, whoa, whoa! -[Thirteen laughing] 140 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,431 [all laughing] 141 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,268 [Mary] So crash! 142 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,354 [Zatanna] Class, here's your next test. 143 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,813 Try to keep up. 144 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,154 You didn't have to go all Mary Poppins. 145 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,864 You know, we could've taken the subway. 146 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,617 [laughs] Where's the fun in that? 147 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,036 Hey, Mary, I know I'm the new guy here, 148 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,913 but what did Zatanna mean 149 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,415 when she said that you're still thinking too much like a superhero? 150 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,544 Oh, that. See, I used to be a superhero, called Sergeant... 151 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,171 Mmm, never mind. 152 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,090 I was on the covert team, so you wouldn't have heard of me. 153 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:12,343 But I had the power, or a third of the power, anyway of... 154 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,470 [sighs] Well... 155 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,514 I can't actually say it myself. 156 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,140 [whispering] Shazam! 157 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,227 [Khalid] Um, so, what happened? 158 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,603 I was just a kid. 159 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,438 I wasn't ready for power back then. 160 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,564 I had to give it up. 161 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,775 [softly] I had to. 162 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,407 [all screaming] 163 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,910 [tires screeching] 164 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,040 That was amazing! 165 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,501 You know, except for the part where we nearly hit a bus. 166 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,503 Why's a school bus out at this time of night, anyway? 167 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,464 Eh, buses happen. [chants spell] 168 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,343 [Mary] What are we doing here? 169 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,471 Meeting an old friend. Someone you all should know. 170 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,067 [Leroy chirping] 171 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,865 Nimue Inwudu, also known as Madame Xanadu, 172 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,868 - allow me to introduce-- - Your students. 173 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:24,332 Traci Thurston, Mary Bromfield, and Khalid Nassour. 174 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,751 Bonsoir, mes amis. 175 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,712 Madame Xanadu offers you welcome. 176 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,634 [Klarion laughing maniacally] 177 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,762 [Unknown Narrator] Vandar attacked this new foe. 178 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,472 [Vandar roaring] 179 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,307 [Unknown Narrator] But with a snap of his fingers... 180 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,434 [Vandar groaning] 181 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,395 [Unknown Narrator] ...Klarion the Witch Boy killed him... 182 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:51,942 only to see Vandar rise again. 183 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,446 Vandar soon realized he wasn't facing a mortal, 184 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,907 not even a meta-human mortal. 185 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,285 This Klarion was something new. 186 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,788 Or despite appearances, 187 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,790 something incredibly old. 188 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,459 Something elemental, 189 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,044 fundamental... 190 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,880 to the universe. 191 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,739 [soft clinking] 192 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,838 Hello. I wish to express my appreciation. 193 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:57,383 Thank you for being my anchor on the mortal plane. 194 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:02,304 In return, I will provide you with an appropriate name. 195 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,475 Let's call you Flaw, shall we? 196 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,478 Now, Flaw, if you would kneel. 197 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,065 [soft scraping] 198 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,276 There. 199 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,154 You look absolutely darling. 200 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,406 Child, what you doing in here? 201 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,908 And what is that? 202 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:23,993 "Child"? 203 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,621 Hmm. I like it. 204 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,081 Thank you, sir. 205 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,168 You have served a valuable purpose. 206 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:36,714 Flaw, please reward this mortal accordingly. 207 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,383 Hey! Hey! Stop there. 208 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,218 Stop right there. Don't make me shoot! 209 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,180 [guard groans] 210 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,604 [chuckles] This new form looks adorable. 211 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,856 Still, 212 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,443 I wonder what these things look like on the inside. 213 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:01,947 [elevator dings] 214 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,580 Uh, Gar, you got a minute? 215 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,373 Sure, BD. What's up? 216 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,044 I figured I should check in with you. 217 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,922 As part of my official den mother gig, like. 218 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,466 Cool, cool. I'm crash. 219 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:24,470 Grand. Eh, except, you haven't been going on missions, 220 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,555 which is fine. Eh... 221 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,099 But, uh, now you're not doing your chores either. 222 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,101 It's not like you, Gar. 223 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,020 Should I be worried? 224 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,897 Nah, man. I'm just tired's all. 225 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,399 But sorry. I'll get on the chores thing. 226 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,400 Got you covered. 227 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,236 [elevator door alarm buzzing] 228 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,904 So, was that it? 229 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,366 I, uh, reckon so. 230 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,910 [buzzing stops] 231 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,037 [elevator departing] 232 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374 [jazz music playing] 233 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,459 [Khalid] Hey, where's that music coming from? 234 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,253 Hmm? Oh. 235 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,088 From Preservation Hall, across the street. 236 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,967 But, Preservation Hall, isn't that in New Orleans? 237 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,385 Of course. 238 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,680 [Thirteen] Whoa. 239 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,848 [music continues playing] 240 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,102 We entered through the Harlem door. 241 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,604 Madame Xanadu's parlor is actually in New Orleans, 242 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,274 but it has doors the world over, 243 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900 all leading here. 244 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,987 This "parlor" looks more like a tourist trap. 245 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,698 [Madame Xanadu] It was, once. 246 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,408 But now... 247 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,246 [inhales] 248 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,623 You okay? 249 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,875 Madame Xanadu is a seeker of secrets and a keeper of knowledge. 250 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,670 For years, her natural gifts lay dormant and forgotten. 251 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,297 She was a charlatan, a poser, 252 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,632 until an encounter with Kent Nelson and Abra Kadabra 253 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,260 inspired her to become what she had long claimed to be. 254 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,679 The greatest seer and medium on Earth. 255 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,055 [gasps] Whoa. 256 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,141 Kent Nelson? 257 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,892 I assume you know why we're here. 258 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,230 Powerful mystic pulse felt all around the world, yes? 259 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,024 I've lost track of it, 260 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:03,819 but I can send you to the last known location of its locus. 261 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:04,903 Perfect. 262 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,031 [softly] Hmm. 263 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,451 [chanting spell] 264 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,997 That should get you there. 265 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,792 -[clears throat] - Whoops. Sorry. 266 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,085 [chanting spell] 267 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,839 [scoffs] Really? 268 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,508 Favors don't keep the lights on. 269 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,093 Thank you, Nimue. 270 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,180 Of course. Now, please, be careful, Z. 271 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,683 I haven't felt a chaotic energy like that in this lifetime. 272 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,113 [Thirteen gasps] 273 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:03,212 [Unknown Narrator] For 300 days and 300 nights, 274 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:08,759 Klarion killed Vandar in 300 different ways. 275 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,679 And every time, 276 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,139 Vandar rose again. 277 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:19,186 Until, finally, the Witch Boy grew intrigued enough to stop. 278 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,522 Each was a revelation to the other. 279 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:26,652 Klarion learned that mortals had the potential to interest and engage him. 280 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,072 And Vandar learned of the Lords of Chaos and Order 281 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,907 that helped govern the cosmos. 282 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,786 Vandar did not yet know what use he could make of this entity. 283 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,164 But seeing a valuable potential asset 284 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,543 and not being one to let an opportunity slip away, 285 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,296 Vandar was certain he would think of something. 286 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:53,929 Still, the priority was to stop Klarion from murdering his people. 287 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:58,976 Unfortunately, the Witch Boy balked at any restriction, asking, 288 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,019 "Why would I listen to you?" 289 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,982 "Give me 1,000 years, and I'll show you why. 290 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:10,279 Meet me right back here in this village called Atlantis." 291 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,491 "All right. I'll play, for now." 292 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,082 Holy moly! 293 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,461 Who would do this? And why? 294 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,463 Some kind of ritual killings? 295 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,839 I don't think so. 296 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,175 It reminds me of first-year medical school. 297 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968 An anatomy lesson. 298 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,511 I think you're right, Khalid. 299 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,847 Something inhuman did this. 300 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,183 Something that wanted to know how we tick. 301 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,187 [both] What did you do? 302 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,063 [meows] 303 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,066 Yes, I know we shouldn't have stopped to torture those hummingbirds, 304 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,735 but it seemed like a fun idea at the time. 305 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,069 [chanting spell] 306 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,366 [Klarion] Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again. 307 00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,037 Took me 16 days to get out of that tower last time. 308 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,497 I won't get stuck, 309 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,166 and I won't stand still for what you got planned. 310 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,542 [chants spell] 311 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,170 - What do we do? - Pool your energies into me. 312 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,421 Power of Zeus! 313 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,675 [Zatanna groans] 314 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,139 [all groaning] 315 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,600 No more ankhs. No more meddling. 316 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,435 You all die today! 317 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,205 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 318 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,998 Giving as good as I get! 319 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,626 - Strength of Hercules! -[Klarion groans] 320 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,092 [in childish voice] You would strike a little boy? 321 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,678 With his own evil power? Damn straight. 322 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,471 You want my power? 323 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,224 You can't handle my power! 324 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,308 [groaning] 325 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,102 [chanting spell] 326 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,813 -[grunts] -[groaning] 327 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,566 Ah! Tangles. 328 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,902 -[Teekl meows] - Tingles. Tingles. They knew I meant Tingles. 329 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,821 Khalid, the cat is his anchor! 330 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,989 [chanting spell] 331 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,115 [Teekl whimpers] 332 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,412 Your type always goes for the cat! 333 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,580 [Klarion growling] 334 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,500 [grunting] 335 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,919 [chanting spell] 336 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,006 [groans softly] 337 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,264 This will do. 338 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,683 [smacks lips] 339 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,269 I can taste him here. 340 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,979 Tastes like... [smacks lips] 341 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,231 disappointment. 342 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,028 [meows] 343 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,324 [chanting spell, choking] 344 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,618 [both choking] 345 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,620 [grunts, chokes] 346 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,670 [all gasping] 347 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,132 [hisses] 348 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,969 If you would oblige me, please. 349 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,598 [clinking] 350 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,899 [Klarions] Aw, not her! Of all the ones to send. 351 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:34,983 [Klarion groans] 352 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,111 No, no, no, not now! 353 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,279 [gasping] 354 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,202 Dang it. I wanted to finish off these kids. 355 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,663 Sorry to split, losers, 356 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,666 but I got other figs to fry. 357 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,917 [meows] 358 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,794 They knew what I meant! 359 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,546 [chitters softly] 360 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,930 [Unknown Narrator] Thus, the threat of the Chaos Lord was delayed. 361 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,017 But not dismissed. 362 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,646 Yet, in that moment, 363 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,692 a bond was forged between an immortal mortal 364 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:21,697 and one of the cosmos's elemental entities. 365 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,490 Come now, Stranger, 366 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,660 why do you tell me what I already know? 367 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,829 To remind you 368 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:31,707 of what must not be forgotten. 369 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,626 Damn you and your enigmatic musings. 370 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:40,507 For once, say what you came here to... say. 371 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,765 [laser blasts and dramatic music playing in video on cell phone] 372 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,308 [munching] 373 00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,776 [Tork] Lieutenant Der'Chow, 374 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,070 reroute power to the command console, 375 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,406 and use the last of our beryllium crystals to boost our tazer-beams. 376 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,575 We may be a billion lightyears from home 377 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,618 and stuck in the middle of a Klamulon Civil War, 378 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,621 but the crew of the Engager does not know how to quit! 379 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,290 We'll get Captain Bender back 380 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,792 and take down that zombie-cyborg-Ensign-Valiant. 381 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,753 'Cause, face it, 382 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,255 I didn't journey all the way from Mars only to cut and run. 383 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:24,342 And I bet you didn't trade an easy life on Klamulon-Prime just to bail, either. 384 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,136 Doesn't matter how many friends we've lost 385 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,971 or how many ships they throw at us, 386 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,347 we don't give up on the mission 387 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,058 and we don't give up on each other! 388 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,934 Now, fire tazer-one! 389 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,061 [tazer-fire] 390 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,229 [Engager whooshing] 391 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,241 [dramatic music swells] 392 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,079 [explosion]