1 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:14,246 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ANDY: COMING TO YOU FROM THE HISTORIC LARGO THEATER IN LOS 2 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:17,916 ANDY: COMING TO YOU FROM THE HISTORIC LARGO THEATER IN LOS ANGELES, IT'S CONAN! 3 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,351 HISTORIC LARGO THEATER IN LOS ANGELES, IT'S CONAN! I'M ANDY RICHTER. 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,486 ANGELES, IT'S CONAN! I'M ANDY RICHTER. TONIGHT, RANDALL PARK. 5 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:25,057 I'M ANDY RICHTER. TONIGHT, RANDALL PARK. AND NOW, HERE HE IS, CONAN 6 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:29,294 TONIGHT, RANDALL PARK. AND NOW, HERE HE IS, CONAN O'BRIEN! 7 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:30,462 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, CONAN O'BRIEN! CONAN: WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 8 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,796 O'BRIEN! CONAN: WELCOME, EVERYBODY. TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE 9 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:32,364 CONAN: WELCOME, EVERYBODY. TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 10 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,167 TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. USUALLY, I MAKE A HAVE DRAMATIC 11 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,635 DIFFERENT. USUALLY, I MAKE A HAVE DRAMATIC ENTRANCE AROUND THAT CURTAIN, 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,570 USUALLY, I MAKE A HAVE DRAMATIC ENTRANCE AROUND THAT CURTAIN, AND THEN I SIT DOWN TO START THE 13 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,537 ENTRANCE AROUND THAT CURTAIN, AND THEN I SIT DOWN TO START THE SHOW. 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:39,838 AND THEN I SIT DOWN TO START THE SHOW. YEAH. 15 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,473 SHOW. YEAH. ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE 16 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,775 YEAH. ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT BECAUSE OUR GUEST THIS 17 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,976 ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT BECAUSE OUR GUEST THIS EVENING IS SOMEONE WHO HAS 18 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,878 DIFFERENT BECAUSE OUR GUEST THIS EVENING IS SOMEONE WHO HAS AGREED TO COME HERE IN PERSON. 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:52,117 EVENING IS SOMEONE WHO HAS AGREED TO COME HERE IN PERSON. I'M TALKING ABOUT RANDALL PARK. 20 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,051 AGREED TO COME HERE IN PERSON. I'M TALKING ABOUT RANDALL PARK. I LOVE THIS GENTLEMAN. 21 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:53,952 I'M TALKING ABOUT RANDALL PARK. I LOVE THIS GENTLEMAN. HE'S FANTASTIC. 22 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,288 I LOVE THIS GENTLEMAN. HE'S FANTASTIC. HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT 23 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,657 HE'S FANTASTIC. HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT HIS ROLE IN "WANDA VISION." 24 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,292 HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT HIS ROLE IN "WANDA VISION." HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW YET? 25 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,359 HIS ROLE IN "WANDA VISION." HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW YET? ANDY: I HAVE NOT. 26 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,262 HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW YET? ANDY: I HAVE NOT. CONAN: IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHOWS 27 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,130 ANDY: I HAVE NOT. CONAN: IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHOWS YOU CAN WATCH WITH THE WHOLE 28 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:05,431 CONAN: IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHOWS YOU CAN WATCH WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. 29 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,298 YOU CAN WATCH WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. MY KIDS LOVE IT. 30 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,900 FAMILY. MY KIDS LOVE IT. IT'S SO WELL DONE. 31 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:09,501 MY KIDS LOVE IT. IT'S SO WELL DONE. ANDY: ALL RIGHT. 32 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,203 IT'S SO WELL DONE. ANDY: ALL RIGHT. I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOUR KIDS -- 33 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,172 ANDY: ALL RIGHT. I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOUR KIDS -- CONAN: I PREFER THAT YOU -- NO, 34 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,507 I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOUR KIDS -- CONAN: I PREFER THAT YOU -- NO, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WATCH 35 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,675 CONAN: I PREFER THAT YOU -- NO, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WATCH IT WITH MY CHILDREN. 36 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,711 I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WATCH IT WITH MY CHILDREN. ANDY: I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES 37 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,112 IT WITH MY CHILDREN. ANDY: I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE. 38 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:20,512 ANDY: I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE. [LAUGHTER] 39 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,113 HERE. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: OK. 40 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:21,580 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: OK. ALL RIGHT. 41 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,081 CONAN: OK. ALL RIGHT. WELL, MAYBE -- MAYBE I'LL COME 42 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,717 ALL RIGHT. WELL, MAYBE -- MAYBE I'LL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, AND I'LL 43 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,819 WELL, MAYBE -- MAYBE I'LL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, AND I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOU AND WE'LL 44 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,822 OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, AND I'LL WATCH IT WITH YOU AND WE'LL LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF IT? 45 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,589 WATCH IT WITH YOU AND WE'LL LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF IT? ANDY: OK. 46 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,624 LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF IT? ANDY: OK. I'M LONELY. 47 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,460 ANDY: OK. I'M LONELY. CONAN: WHY DO YOU SAY IT IN SUCH 48 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,161 I'M LONELY. CONAN: WHY DO YOU SAY IT IN SUCH A HAPPY WAY? 49 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:36,728 CONAN: WHY DO YOU SAY IT IN SUCH A HAPPY WAY? ANDY: I DON'T KNOW. 50 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,263 A HAPPY WAY? ANDY: I DON'T KNOW. I'M EXCITED ABOUT HAVING YOU 51 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:38,964 ANDY: I DON'T KNOW. I'M EXCITED ABOUT HAVING YOU COME OVER. 52 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,632 I'M EXCITED ABOUT HAVING YOU COME OVER. CONAN: ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE 53 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,634 COME OVER. CONAN: ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE WHOLE 54 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,036 CONAN: ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE WHOLE PANDEMIC THING NOW? 55 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:46,138 MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE WHOLE PANDEMIC THING NOW? DON'T YOU FEEL -- I'VE GOT TO 56 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,040 PANDEMIC THING NOW? DON'T YOU FEEL -- I'VE GOT TO SAY, EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY 57 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,742 DON'T YOU FEEL -- I'VE GOT TO SAY, EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TOWARDS THE 58 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,345 SAY, EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TOWARDS THE END OF THIS THING. 59 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,847 WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TOWARDS THE END OF THIS THING. ANDY: AREN'T THEY VACCINATING 60 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,249 END OF THIS THING. ANDY: AREN'T THEY VACCINATING LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE A DAY? 61 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,717 ANDY: AREN'T THEY VACCINATING LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE A DAY? THAT'S GOT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 62 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,452 LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE A DAY? THAT'S GOT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. CONAN: NOW THERE'S A THIRD -- 63 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,854 THAT'S GOT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. CONAN: NOW THERE'S A THIRD -- THERE'S A THIRD VACCINE, THE 64 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,255 CONAN: NOW THERE'S A THIRD -- THERE'S A THIRD VACCINE, THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON. 65 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:03,789 THERE'S A THIRD VACCINE, THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON. FANTASTIC. 66 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,423 JOHNSON & JOHNSON. FANTASTIC. ANDY: I THINK THEY SHOULD GO 67 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:06,458 FANTASTIC. ANDY: I THINK THEY SHOULD GO DOWN THE STREET DARTING PEOPLE 68 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,727 ANDY: I THINK THEY SHOULD GO DOWN THE STREET DARTING PEOPLE WITH THE VACCINE. 69 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,630 DOWN THE STREET DARTING PEOPLE WITH THE VACCINE. CONAN: WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? 70 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,265 WITH THE VACCINE. CONAN: WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? YOU AND I HAVEN'T BEEN 71 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:13,765 CONAN: WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? YOU AND I HAVEN'T BEEN VACCINATED. 72 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,167 YOU AND I HAVEN'T BEEN VACCINATED. I WOULD LOVE IT IF I WERE 73 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,169 VACCINATED. I WOULD LOVE IT IF I WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET GETTING 74 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,539 I WOULD LOVE IT IF I WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET GETTING A FROZEN YOGURT. 75 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,407 WALKING DOWN THE STREET GETTING A FROZEN YOGURT. AH, VACCINATED. 76 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,241 A FROZEN YOGURT. AH, VACCINATED. ANDY: THANK YOU. 77 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,377 AH, VACCINATED. ANDY: THANK YOU. CONAN: BUT AS I SAID LAST NIGHT 78 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,978 ANDY: THANK YOU. CONAN: BUT AS I SAID LAST NIGHT WE'VE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL OUR 79 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,746 CONAN: BUT AS I SAID LAST NIGHT WE'VE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL OUR CATEGORY COMES UP. 80 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,549 WE'VE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL OUR CATEGORY COMES UP. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CATEGORY IS. 81 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,883 CATEGORY COMES UP. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CATEGORY IS. ANDY: TELL THEM. 82 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,286 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CATEGORY IS. ANDY: TELL THEM. CONAN: NATIONAL TREASURES! 83 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:34,652 ANDY: TELL THEM. CONAN: NATIONAL TREASURES! [LAUGHTER] 84 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:39,291 CONAN: NATIONAL TREASURES! [LAUGHTER] ANDY: YEAH. 85 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,492 [LAUGHTER] ANDY: YEAH. CONAN: THAT WOULD BE -- 86 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,093 ANDY: YEAH. CONAN: THAT WOULD BE -- [LAUGHTER] 87 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:43,028 CONAN: THAT WOULD BE -- [LAUGHTER] I JUST LOVE THE IDEA THAT ANYONE 88 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,430 [LAUGHTER] I JUST LOVE THE IDEA THAT ANYONE WATCHING AT HOME WOULD GET ANGRY 89 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,264 I JUST LOVE THE IDEA THAT ANYONE WATCHING AT HOME WOULD GET ANGRY AT THAT. 90 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,633 WATCHING AT HOME WOULD GET ANGRY AT THAT. YOU'RE NOT A NATIONAL TREASURE. 91 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,667 AT THAT. YOU'RE NOT A NATIONAL TREASURE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 92 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,036 YOU'RE NOT A NATIONAL TREASURE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT, PEOPLE SAY, 93 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:54,606 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT, PEOPLE SAY, OH, I REALLY MISS, YOU KNOW, 94 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,141 AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT, PEOPLE SAY, OH, I REALLY MISS, YOU KNOW, SOCIALIZING, GOING TO THE CLUBS, 95 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,609 OH, I REALLY MISS, YOU KNOW, SOCIALIZING, GOING TO THE CLUBS, THINGS LIKE THAT. 96 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,811 SOCIALIZING, GOING TO THE CLUBS, THINGS LIKE THAT. I DIDN'T DO THOSE THINGS BEFORE 97 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:00,078 THINGS LIKE THAT. I DIDN'T DO THOSE THINGS BEFORE COVID. 98 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,780 I DIDN'T DO THOSE THINGS BEFORE COVID. NO ONE WANTED ME TO -- TO GO TO 99 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,482 COVID. NO ONE WANTED ME TO -- TO GO TO THE CLUBS WITH THEM. 100 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,416 NO ONE WANTED ME TO -- TO GO TO THE CLUBS WITH THEM. ANDY: NO. 101 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,418 THE CLUBS WITH THEM. ANDY: NO. YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING. 102 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:06,885 ANDY: NO. YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING. CONAN: YEAH. 103 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,452 YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING. CONAN: YEAH. ANDY: YEAH. 104 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:08,921 CONAN: YEAH. ANDY: YEAH. CONAN: I WAS PRACTICING FOR 105 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,722 ANDY: YEAH. CONAN: I WAS PRACTICING FOR COVID LONG BEFORE COVID CAME 106 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:14,292 CONAN: I WAS PRACTICING FOR COVID LONG BEFORE COVID CAME ALOFPBLGT SONA, DID -- DID 107 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,394 COVID LONG BEFORE COVID CAME ALOFPBLGT SONA, DID -- DID ANYONE EVER WANT ME TO GO 108 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,095 ALOFPBLGT SONA, DID -- DID ANYONE EVER WANT ME TO GO CLUBBING WITH THEM? 109 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,696 ANYONE EVER WANT ME TO GO CLUBBING WITH THEM? >> NOT -- NOT ONCE. 110 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,735 CLUBBING WITH THEM? >> NOT -- NOT ONCE. NO ONE EVER BROUGHT IT UP TO ME, 111 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:23,635 >> NOT -- NOT ONCE. NO ONE EVER BROUGHT IT UP TO ME, ANYONE I KNOW. 112 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,605 NO ONE EVER BROUGHT IT UP TO ME, ANYONE I KNOW. NO ONE EVER WANT YOU'D TO GO 113 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:26,939 ANYONE I KNOW. NO ONE EVER WANT YOU'D TO GO ANYWHERE. 114 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,840 NO ONE EVER WANT YOU'D TO GO ANYWHERE. CONAN: OK. 115 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,876 ANYWHERE. CONAN: OK. YOU YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID NO, 116 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:35,013 CONAN: OK. YOU YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID NO, TO NO CLUBBING. 117 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,950 YOU YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID NO, TO NO CLUBBING. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY NO ONE 118 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:42,154 TO NO CLUBBING. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY NO ONE WANTED YOU TO GO. 119 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:48,160 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY NO ONE WANTED YOU TO GO. YOU CAN STAY BEHIND THAT 120 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,161 WANTED YOU TO GO. YOU CAN STAY BEHIND THAT CURTAIN. 121 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:51,830 YOU CAN STAY BEHIND THAT CURTAIN. MY NEXT GUEST, YOUR PARENTS HAVE 122 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,933 CURTAIN. MY NEXT GUEST, YOUR PARENTS HAVE SOME OF THEIR OLD RECORDS LIKE 123 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,335 MY NEXT GUEST, YOUR PARENTS HAVE SOME OF THEIR OLD RECORDS LIKE "O' SAY CAN YOU SAY MAJOR." 124 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:05,377 SOME OF THEIR OLD RECORDS LIKE "O' SAY CAN YOU SAY MAJOR." OR "O' SAY CAN YOU SEE." 125 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,846 "O' SAY CAN YOU SAY MAJOR." OR "O' SAY CAN YOU SEE." PLEASE WELCOME TIP RIVERS. 126 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,383 OR "O' SAY CAN YOU SEE." PLEASE WELCOME TIP RIVERS. >> HOW ABOUT THAT PRESENT JOE 127 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:15,454 PLEASE WELCOME TIP RIVERS. >> HOW ABOUT THAT PRESENT JOE BIDEN DROPPED ON SYRIA RECENTLY? 128 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:18,590 >> HOW ABOUT THAT PRESENT JOE BIDEN DROPPED ON SYRIA RECENTLY? WHAT'S THE RETURN POLICY ON 129 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:18,791 BIDEN DROPPED ON SYRIA RECENTLY? WHAT'S THE RETURN POLICY ON THAT? 130 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,659 WHAT'S THE RETURN POLICY ON THAT? DON'T GET ME STARTED. 131 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,394 THAT? DON'T GET ME STARTED. CONAN: THAT'S THE LIKELY SHARP 132 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,497 DON'T GET ME STARTED. CONAN: THAT'S THE LIKELY SHARP AND TAKE IN POLITICS YOU'RE VERY 133 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,432 CONAN: THAT'S THE LIKELY SHARP AND TAKE IN POLITICS YOU'RE VERY EXCITED FOR, TIP. 134 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,500 AND TAKE IN POLITICS YOU'RE VERY EXCITED FOR, TIP. I'M VERY EXCITED WHAT YOU HAVE 135 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,469 EXCITED FOR, TIP. I'M VERY EXCITED WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US TONIGHT. 136 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,471 I'M VERY EXCITED WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US TONIGHT. >> AS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG 137 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,440 FOR US TONIGHT. >> AS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG SAID TO THE TITAN TICK, THERE'S 138 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,375 >> AS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG SAID TO THE TITAN TICK, THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. 139 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,110 SAID TO THE TITAN TICK, THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. LAUGH HOW ABOUT OUR BELOVED 140 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,011 A LOT MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM. LAUGH HOW ABOUT OUR BELOVED NATIONAL ANTHEM BUT A LITTLE BIT 141 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:40,446 LAUGH HOW ABOUT OUR BELOVED NATIONAL ANTHEM BUT A LITTLE BIT OFF-KILTER. 142 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:40,779 NATIONAL ANTHEM BUT A LITTLE BIT OFF-KILTER. CONAN: WOW. 143 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,646 OFF-KILTER. CONAN: WOW. I CAN'T WAIT. 144 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,547 CONAN: WOW. I CAN'T WAIT. LET'S HEAR IT. 145 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,115 I CAN'T WAIT. LET'S HEAR IT. >> OK. 146 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:43,915 LET'S HEAR IT. >> OK. VERY GOOD. 147 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,418 >> OK. VERY GOOD. HERE WE GO! 148 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:51,056 VERY GOOD. HERE WE GO! O' SAY DID YOU SEE THE ELECTION 149 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:55,860 HERE WE GO! O' SAY DID YOU SEE THE ELECTION STOLEN BY ANTIFA WITH HELP FROM 150 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:59,031 O' SAY DID YOU SEE THE ELECTION STOLEN BY ANTIFA WITH HELP FROM DOMINION HANDING BIDEN THE 151 00:04:59,033 --> 00:04:59,864 STOLEN BY ANTIFA WITH HELP FROM DOMINION HANDING BIDEN THE WINION 152 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:02,634 DOMINION HANDING BIDEN THE WINION O' SAY SHOULD WE SURROUND THE 153 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:07,673 WINION O' SAY SHOULD WE SURROUND THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THOSE FOLKS TO 154 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,809 O' SAY SHOULD WE SURROUND THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THOSE FOLKS TO REBOOST SLEEPY JOE AND INSTALL 155 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,178 WHITE HOUSE WITH THOSE FOLKS TO REBOOST SLEEPY JOE AND INSTALL ERIC TRUMP ♪ 156 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,246 REBOOST SLEEPY JOE AND INSTALL ERIC TRUMP ♪ CONAN: OK. 157 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:14,680 ERIC TRUMP ♪ CONAN: OK. WAIT A MINUTE. 158 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,715 CONAN: OK. WAIT A MINUTE. I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT SURE I CAN 159 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,351 WAIT A MINUTE. I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT SURE I CAN GET BEHIND THAT ONE, TIP. 160 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,687 I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT SURE I CAN GET BEHIND THAT ONE, TIP. AND ERIC TRUMP? 161 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:21,854 GET BEHIND THAT ONE, TIP. AND ERIC TRUMP? REALLY? 162 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:24,623 AND ERIC TRUMP? REALLY? I MEAN, COME ON. 163 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,725 REALLY? I MEAN, COME ON. >> YOU KNOW, DONALD IS GOING TO 164 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,827 I MEAN, COME ON. >> YOU KNOW, DONALD IS GOING TO BE BUSY WITH GITMO ONCE HE LOCKS 165 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:33,465 >> YOU KNOW, DONALD IS GOING TO BE BUSY WITH GITMO ONCE HE LOCKS UP THE OBAMAS AND HILLARY AND 166 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,966 BE BUSY WITH GITMO ONCE HE LOCKS UP THE OBAMAS AND HILLARY AND ELLEN DEGENERES. 167 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,569 UP THE OBAMAS AND HILLARY AND ELLEN DEGENERES. YOU KNOW WHO GOT BIND THAT SONG, 168 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,337 ELLEN DEGENERES. YOU KNOW WHO GOT BIND THAT SONG, IT WAS THE SMALL AND ELDERLY 169 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,474 YOU KNOW WHO GOT BIND THAT SONG, IT WAS THE SMALL AND ELDERLY CROWD AT CPAC THIS WEEKEND. 170 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:45,243 IT WAS THE SMALL AND ELDERLY CROWD AT CPAC THIS WEEKEND. CONAN: YOUR SONGS USED TO BE 171 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,278 CROWD AT CPAC THIS WEEKEND. CONAN: YOUR SONGS USED TO BE GENTLE AND BALANCED. 172 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,880 CONAN: YOUR SONGS USED TO BE GENTLE AND BALANCED. IT WASN'T THE RIGHT-WING STUFF 173 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:50,515 GENTLE AND BALANCED. IT WASN'T THE RIGHT-WING STUFF THAT GETS YOU BOOKED AT THE 174 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,218 IT WASN'T THE RIGHT-WING STUFF THAT GETS YOU BOOKED AT THE CONSERVATIVE ACTION CONFERENCE. 175 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,053 THAT GETS YOU BOOKED AT THE CONSERVATIVE ACTION CONFERENCE. >> CONAN, DON'T GET ME STARTED 176 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:58,990 CONSERVATIVE ACTION CONFERENCE. >> CONAN, DON'T GET ME STARTED OEN THAT DEN OF SWAMP CREATURES. 177 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:03,528 >> CONAN, DON'T GET ME STARTED OEN THAT DEN OF SWAMP CREATURES. THIS IS CPAC WITH THE Q THE 178 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:08,300 OEN THAT DEN OF SWAMP CREATURES. THIS IS CPAC WITH THE Q THE CELEBRITY PET FILES -- 179 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,702 THIS IS CPAC WITH THE Q THE CELEBRITY PET FILES -- PEDOPHILES ASSEMBLED BY Q. 180 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,037 CELEBRITY PET FILES -- PEDOPHILES ASSEMBLED BY Q. CONAN: LET'S HEAR ANOTHER ONE. 181 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,505 PEDOPHILES ASSEMBLED BY Q. CONAN: LET'S HEAR ANOTHER ONE. DON'T MAKE THIS SONG ABOUT THE 182 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,774 CONAN: LET'S HEAR ANOTHER ONE. DON'T MAKE THIS SONG ABOUT THE ELECTION BEING STOLEN, OK? 183 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,177 DON'T MAKE THIS SONG ABOUT THE ELECTION BEING STOLEN, OK? >> CONAN, I HAVE HUNDREDS OF 184 00:06:18,179 --> 00:06:18,377 ELECTION BEING STOLEN, OK? >> CONAN, I HAVE HUNDREDS OF SONG. 185 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,579 >> CONAN, I HAVE HUNDREDS OF SONG. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING PATRIOTIC? 186 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,115 SONG. HOW ABOUT SOMETHING PATRIOTIC? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING 187 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:23,448 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING PATRIOTIC? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC? 188 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,183 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC? CONAN: I WOULD. 189 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:31,390 PATRIOTIC? CONAN: I WOULD. >> HERE'S A SONG ABOUT OUR 190 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,591 CONAN: I WOULD. >> HERE'S A SONG ABOUT OUR HEROES. 191 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:36,729 >> HERE'S A SONG ABOUT OUR HEROES. ♪ MARJORIE ARMED WITH YOUR A-15 192 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:39,964 HEROES. ♪ MARJORIE ARMED WITH YOUR A-15 OF THEE I SING 193 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:47,806 ♪ MARJORIE ARMED WITH YOUR A-15 OF THEE I SING YOU FOLLOW QANON YOU THINK THEY 194 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,507 OF THEE I SING YOU FOLLOW QANON YOU THINK THEY SHOULD NOT SPAWN ON THIS WE 195 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,443 YOU FOLLOW QANON YOU THINK THEY SHOULD NOT SPAWN ON THIS WE AGREE ♪ 196 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,344 SHOULD NOT SPAWN ON THIS WE AGREE ♪ CONAN: TIP, STOP. 197 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:53,545 AGREE ♪ CONAN: TIP, STOP. STOP. 198 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,181 CONAN: TIP, STOP. STOP. DO NOT SING A SONG ABOUT HER. 199 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,549 STOP. DO NOT SING A SONG ABOUT HER. SHE'S AN AWFUL PERSON, TIP. 200 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,917 DO NOT SING A SONG ABOUT HER. SHE'S AN AWFUL PERSON, TIP. I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE AN 201 00:06:58,919 --> 00:06:59,751 SHE'S AN AWFUL PERSON, TIP. I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON TOO. 202 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,420 I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON TOO. THAT WAS LOW. 203 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,821 AWFUL PERSON TOO. THAT WAS LOW. >> OH, DID YOU THINK THAT WAS 204 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:03,021 THAT WAS LOW. >> OH, DID YOU THINK THAT WAS LOW? 205 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,423 >> OH, DID YOU THINK THAT WAS LOW? BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELL THAT I 206 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:08,026 LOW? BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELL THAT I WAS SINGING A LITTLE ABOVE MY 207 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,228 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FELL THAT I WAS SINGING A LITTLE ABOVE MY RANGE ♪ 208 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,262 WAS SINGING A LITTLE ABOVE MY RANGE ♪ I'M MAKING A JOKE. 209 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,330 RANGE ♪ I'M MAKING A JOKE. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, I WAS 210 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,565 I'M MAKING A JOKE. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, I WAS PERFECTLY IN TUNE. 211 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,802 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, I WAS PERFECTLY IN TUNE. CONAN: TIP, I'VE GOT TO SAY, 212 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,769 PERFECTLY IN TUNE. CONAN: TIP, I'VE GOT TO SAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. 213 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,904 CONAN: TIP, I'VE GOT TO SAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. >> IT'S JUST ME TIP RIVERS 214 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,273 WE'RE DONE HERE. >> IT'S JUST ME TIP RIVERS THAT'S GIVEN YOU SO MANY YEARS 215 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,708 >> IT'S JUST ME TIP RIVERS THAT'S GIVEN YOU SO MANY YEARS OF SOFT CHUCKLING, OK? 216 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:27,579 THAT'S GIVEN YOU SO MANY YEARS OF SOFT CHUCKLING, OK? WE'RE PALS, YOU AND IT. 217 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:31,249 OF SOFT CHUCKLING, OK? WE'RE PALS, YOU AND IT. -- YOU AND I. 218 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,752 WE'RE PALS, YOU AND IT. -- YOU AND I. HOW ABOUT GOOD OLD AMAZING 219 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:34,920 -- YOU AND I. HOW ABOUT GOOD OLD AMAZING GRACE? 220 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,354 HOW ABOUT GOOD OLD AMAZING GRACE? CONAN: AMAZING GRACE, YES, THAT 221 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,089 GRACE? CONAN: AMAZING GRACE, YES, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 222 00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:37,823 CONAN: AMAZING GRACE, YES, THAT SOUNDS NICE. THAT'S GREAT. 223 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,556 SOUNDS NICE. THAT'S GREAT. >> FINE THEN. 224 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,792 THAT'S GREAT. >> FINE THEN. WE'LL GO ON A HIGH NOTE. 225 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,663 >> FINE THEN. WE'LL GO ON A HIGH NOTE. AWAY WE GO! 226 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,065 WE'LL GO ON A HIGH NOTE. AWAY WE GO! ♪ AMAZING GRACE 227 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,135 AWAY WE GO! ♪ AMAZING GRACE OF CAUCASIANS 228 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,204 ♪ AMAZING GRACE OF CAUCASIANS OUR HERITAGE IN PEARL 229 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:58,276 OF CAUCASIANS OUR HERITAGE IN PEARL I SEE NOW THE WINDS WON'T STOP 230 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:02,815 OUR HERITAGE IN PEARL I SEE NOW THE WINDS WON'T STOP UNTIL EVERY WHITE IS STERILL ♪ 231 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,817 I SEE NOW THE WINDS WON'T STOP UNTIL EVERY WHITE IS STERILL ♪ ♪ DON'T GET ME STARTED, CONAN, 232 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,052 UNTIL EVERY WHITE IS STERILL ♪ ♪ DON'T GET ME STARTED, CONAN, THESE LIBERALS ARE NEUTRALIZING 233 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,488 ♪ DON'T GET ME STARTED, CONAN, THESE LIBERALS ARE NEUTRALIZING OUR GENITALS AND THEY'RE 234 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,823 THESE LIBERALS ARE NEUTRALIZING OUR GENITALS AND THEY'RE STEALING OUR PRESCRIPTION PILLS. 235 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,659 OUR GENITALS AND THEY'RE STEALING OUR PRESCRIPTION PILLS. CONAN: TIP RIVERS, EVERYBODY. 236 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,593 STEALING OUR PRESCRIPTION PILLS. CONAN: TIP RIVERS, EVERYBODY. >> I HAD A FEW DRINKS WHEN I 237 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,195 CONAN: TIP RIVERS, EVERYBODY. >> I HAD A FEW DRINKS WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP. 238 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,230 >> I HAD A FEW DRINKS WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP. I WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER AND 239 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,434 WENT TO SLEEP. I WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER AND MY AMBIEN IS GONE WHO WOULD DO 240 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:22,768 I WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER AND MY AMBIEN IS GONE WHO WOULD DO THAT? 241 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,537 MY AMBIEN IS GONE WHO WOULD DO THAT? THE LIBERALS STOLE IT. 242 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,638 THAT? THE LIBERALS STOLE IT. CONAN: RANDALL PARK IS GOING TO 243 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,339 THE LIBERALS STOLE IT. CONAN: RANDALL PARK IS GOING TO BE HERE. 244 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,909 CONAN: RANDALL PARK IS GOING TO BE HERE. >> HE'S DEFINITELY IN ON IT. 245 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:35,280 BE HERE. >> HE'S DEFINITELY IN ON IT. HE'S ON THE ODORLESS GAS THAT 246 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,049 >> HE'S DEFINITELY IN ON IT. HE'S ON THE ODORLESS GAS THAT STERILLIZES WHITE PEOPLE LIKE 247 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:38,350 HE'S ON THE ODORLESS GAS THAT STERILLIZES WHITE PEOPLE LIKE THAT! 248 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:38,750 STERILLIZES WHITE PEOPLE LIKE THAT! CONAN: YOU'RE WRONG! 249 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,153 THAT! CONAN: YOU'RE WRONG! >> WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR HANDS 250 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:43,522 CONAN: YOU'RE WRONG! >> WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR HANDS AROUND THAT ODORLESS GAS. 251 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,923 >> WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR HANDS AROUND THAT ODORLESS GAS. CONAN: I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, 252 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:45,123 AROUND THAT ODORLESS GAS. CONAN: I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, TIP. 253 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,125 CONAN: I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, TIP. YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK. 254 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,260 TIP. YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK. YOU'LL NEVER BE BACK ON. 255 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,362 YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK. YOU'LL NEVER BE BACK ON. >> SURE, I WILL. 256 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,664 YOU'LL NEVER BE BACK ON. >> SURE, I WILL. YOU'LL FORGET JUST LIKE LAST 257 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:53,666 >> SURE, I WILL. YOU'LL FORGET JUST LIKE LAST TIME AND THE TIME BEFORE! 258 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:54,466 YOU'LL FORGET JUST LIKE LAST TIME AND THE TIME BEFORE! CONAN: ALL RIGHT. 259 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:55,467 TIME AND THE TIME BEFORE! CONAN: ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE BACK ON IN 260 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,435 CONAN: ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE BACK ON IN THREE WEEKS. 261 00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:58,236 YOU'LL PROBABLY BE BACK ON IN THREE WEEKS. BUT THREE WEEKS TOPS. 262 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:09,615 CONAN: MY GUEST TONIGHT APPEARS IN "THE INTERVIEW" AND "TRAIN WRECK." 263 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,183 IN "THE INTERVIEW" AND "TRAIN WRECK." HE STARTED "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" 264 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:15,787 WRECK." HE STARTED "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" AND HIS HIT DISNEY PLUS SERIES 265 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,122 HE STARTED "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" AND HIS HIT DISNEY PLUS SERIES "WANDA VISION" IS STREAMING NOW. 266 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,089 AND HIS HIT DISNEY PLUS SERIES "WANDA VISION" IS STREAMING NOW. HE'S HERE IN PERSON. 267 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,224 "WANDA VISION" IS STREAMING NOW. HE'S HERE IN PERSON. I'M SO THRILLED. 268 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,627 HE'S HERE IN PERSON. I'M SO THRILLED. PLEASE WELCOME RANDALL PARK. 269 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,328 I'M SO THRILLED. PLEASE WELCOME RANDALL PARK. RANDALL: THANK YOU. 270 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:23,895 PLEASE WELCOME RANDALL PARK. RANDALL: THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 271 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,232 RANDALL: THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 272 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,767 OH, THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. CONAN: I KNOW WE ASK OUR GUESTS 273 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,701 IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. CONAN: I KNOW WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO COME IN PERSON. 274 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,236 CONAN: I KNOW WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO COME IN PERSON. WE ASK THEM TO QUARANTINE IN A 275 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,204 TO COME IN PERSON. WE ASK THEM TO QUARANTINE IN A BUBBLE AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY 276 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,306 WE ASK THEM TO QUARANTINE IN A BUBBLE AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY FOR SIX MONTHS. 277 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,507 BUBBLE AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY FOR SIX MONTHS. RANDALL: AND I DID IT. 278 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:36,308 FOR SIX MONTHS. RANDALL: AND I DID IT. I DID IT. 279 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,676 RANDALL: AND I DID IT. I DID IT. CONAN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS 280 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,579 I DID IT. CONAN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS INTERVIEW PENT -- MEANT SO MUCH 281 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,714 CONAN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS INTERVIEW PENT -- MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU. 282 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,316 INTERVIEW PENT -- MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU. ANDY: IT DID. 283 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,251 TO YOU. ANDY: IT DID. I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN. 284 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:46,651 ANDY: IT DID. I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN. [LAUGHTER] 285 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,053 I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: AND THE SPECIAL DIET WE 286 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,254 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: AND THE SPECIAL DIET WE MADE YOU EAT. 287 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,123 CONAN: AND THE SPECIAL DIET WE MADE YOU EAT. ANDY: THE WATER DIET. 288 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:53,558 MADE YOU EAT. ANDY: THE WATER DIET. YEAH, ANYTHING FOR YOU. 289 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,093 ANDY: THE WATER DIET. YEAH, ANYTHING FOR YOU. YES, ANYTHING FOR YOU. 290 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,662 YEAH, ANYTHING FOR YOU. YES, ANYTHING FOR YOU. CONAN: WE'RE THE ONLY SHOW THAT 291 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,296 YES, ANYTHING FOR YOU. CONAN: WE'RE THE ONLY SHOW THAT DEMANDS IT AND THE ONLY SHOW 292 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,365 CONAN: WE'RE THE ONLY SHOW THAT DEMANDS IT AND THE ONLY SHOW THAT DESERVES -- IT IS SO NICE 293 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:04,136 DEMANDS IT AND THE ONLY SHOW THAT DESERVES -- IT IS SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE IN PERSON AT 294 00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:04,369 THAT DESERVES -- IT IS SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE IN PERSON AT LARGO. 295 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,703 TO HAVE YOU HERE IN PERSON AT LARGO. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, AND 296 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,173 LARGO. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, AND I HATE TO -- I LOVE MY FAMILY. 297 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,676 AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, AND I HATE TO -- I LOVE MY FAMILY. AND GUYS THAT GO OUT OF THEIR 298 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,277 I HATE TO -- I LOVE MY FAMILY. AND GUYS THAT GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SAY THAT CLEARLY DON'T. 299 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,945 AND GUYS THAT GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SAY THAT CLEARLY DON'T. BUT I DO. 300 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:14,780 WAY TO SAY THAT CLEARLY DON'T. BUT I DO. MY WIFE, MY KIDS. 301 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,314 BUT I DO. MY WIFE, MY KIDS. BUT MAN, I LOVE GETTING OUT OF 302 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,183 MY WIFE, MY KIDS. BUT MAN, I LOVE GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE, ESPECIALLY DURING 303 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,151 BUT MAN, I LOVE GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE, ESPECIALLY DURING THIS TIME. 304 00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:20,051 THE HOUSE, ESPECIALLY DURING THIS TIME. SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS FOR 305 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:20,318 THIS TIME. SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS FOR YOU. 306 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,287 SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS FOR YOU. >> I MEAN, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, 307 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,456 YOU. >> I MEAN, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO 308 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,425 >> I MEAN, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO BAD, YOU KNOW, BUT LATELY, I'VE 309 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:28,894 IT'S -- I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO BAD, YOU KNOW, BUT LATELY, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT MORE PRESS 310 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,929 BAD, YOU KNOW, BUT LATELY, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT MORE PRESS STUFF FOR "WANDA VISION." 311 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,898 BEEN DOING A LOT MORE PRESS STUFF FOR "WANDA VISION." AND SO I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF 312 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,732 STUFF FOR "WANDA VISION." AND SO I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF ZOOM INTERVIEWS. 313 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,068 AND SO I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF ZOOM INTERVIEWS. AND JUST AFTER A WHILE, IT JUST 314 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,669 ZOOM INTERVIEWS. AND JUST AFTER A WHILE, IT JUST GETS TO BE TOO MUCH. 315 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,771 AND JUST AFTER A WHILE, IT JUST GETS TO BE TOO MUCH. AND -- AND -- AND ALSO LIKE -- 316 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:46,111 GETS TO BE TOO MUCH. AND -- AND -- AND ALSO LIKE -- FOR ME I -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW 317 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,214 AND -- AND -- AND ALSO LIKE -- FOR ME I -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LOUD AND CRAZY MY HOUSE WAS. 318 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,516 FOR ME I -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LOUD AND CRAZY MY HOUSE WAS. WE'RE DOING THESE ZOOM 319 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:51,016 LOUD AND CRAZY MY HOUSE WAS. WE'RE DOING THESE ZOOM INTERVIEWS. 320 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,651 WE'RE DOING THESE ZOOM INTERVIEWS. IT'S JUST ME, MY WIFE AND MY 321 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,153 INTERVIEWS. IT'S JUST ME, MY WIFE AND MY 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 322 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,721 IT'S JUST ME, MY WIFE AND MY 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN 323 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:55,921 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW. 324 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,824 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW. AND I HEAR SOMETHING LIKE -- IS 325 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:02,928 INTERVIEW. AND I HEAR SOMETHING LIKE -- IS THAT A DIGERY DOO. 326 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:09,134 AND I HEAR SOMETHING LIKE -- IS THAT A DIGERY DOO. WHO'S PLAYING THE DIDGERY DOO. 327 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,002 THAT A DIGERY DOO. WHO'S PLAYING THE DIDGERY DOO. MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE BLASTING 328 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,737 WHO'S PLAYING THE DIDGERY DOO. MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE BLASTING METALLICA. 329 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,372 MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE BLASTING METALLICA. SHE'S SO DISRUPTIVE. 330 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:14,939 METALLICA. SHE'S SO DISRUPTIVE. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN 331 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,608 SHE'S SO DISRUPTIVE. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN PERSON. 332 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:21,446 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN PERSON. CONAN: IT WOULD JUST BE GREAT IF 333 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:25,817 PERSON. CONAN: IT WOULD JUST BE GREAT IF WE HEARD A DIDGERY DOO. 334 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,318 CONAN: IT WOULD JUST BE GREAT IF WE HEARD A DIDGERY DOO. ADNAN: I HAVE MEAN. 335 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:32,358 WE HEARD A DIDGERY DOO. ADNAN: I HAVE MEAN. CONAN: LEAVE -- I -- 336 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,625 ADNAN: I HAVE MEAN. CONAN: LEAVE -- I -- ANDY: I HAVE MINE. 337 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:36,127 CONAN: LEAVE -- I -- ANDY: I HAVE MINE. CONAN: ANDY IS SO ANXIOUS TO 338 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:40,698 ANDY: I HAVE MINE. CONAN: ANDY IS SO ANXIOUS TO PLAY HI DIGERY DOO. 339 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,036 CONAN: ANDY IS SO ANXIOUS TO PLAY HI DIGERY DOO. YOU HAVE MADE A OPPONENT ON NOT 340 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,470 PLAY HI DIGERY DOO. YOU HAVE MADE A OPPONENT ON NOT PARTICIPATING THAT MUCH ON 341 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,039 YOU HAVE MADE A OPPONENT ON NOT PARTICIPATING THAT MUCH ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 342 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,875 PARTICIPATING THAT MUCH ON SOCIAL MEDIA. AND YOU'RE MASSIVE ON TIKTOK AND 343 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,443 SOCIAL MEDIA. AND YOU'RE MASSIVE ON TIKTOK AND IT'S NO GGET THAT YOU INTENDED. 344 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,944 AND YOU'RE MASSIVE ON TIKTOK AND IT'S NO GGET THAT YOU INTENDED. IT'S NOTHING THAT YOU DID. 345 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,414 IT'S NO GGET THAT YOU INTENDED. IT'S NOTHING THAT YOU DID. DID IT START WITH YOUR ROLE ON 346 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:56,147 IT'S NOTHING THAT YOU DID. DID IT START WITH YOUR ROLE ON "WANDA VISION"? 347 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,283 DID IT START WITH YOUR ROLE ON "WANDA VISION"? >> -- 348 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,984 "WANDA VISION"? >> -- RANDALL: BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, I 349 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:00,752 >> -- RANDALL: BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, I WAS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 350 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,387 RANDALL: BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, I WAS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS 351 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,188 WAS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS ACTIVE ON IT. 352 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,423 AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS ACTIVE ON IT. AND I WAS ENJOYING IT. 353 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:06,391 ACTIVE ON IT. AND I WAS ENJOYING IT. BUT DURING THE PANDEMIC, I READ 354 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,728 AND I WAS ENJOYING IT. BUT DURING THE PANDEMIC, I READ THIS BOOK BY THIS LIKE BRILLIANT 355 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,198 BUT DURING THE PANDEMIC, I READ THIS BOOK BY THIS LIKE BRILLIANT COMPUTER SCIENTIST CALLED JAREN 356 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:13,632 THIS BOOK BY THIS LIKE BRILLIANT COMPUTER SCIENTIST CALLED JAREN LANDIER. 357 00:12:13,634 --> 00:12:15,901 COMPUTER SCIENTIST CALLED JAREN LANDIER. BUT HE TALKS ABOUT JUST THE 358 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,070 LANDIER. BUT HE TALKS ABOUT JUST THE DANGERS OF SOCIAL MEDIA AND HOW 359 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,505 BUT HE TALKS ABOUT JUST THE DANGERS OF SOCIAL MEDIA AND HOW IT'S DESTROYING OUR DEMOCRACY, 360 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,507 DANGERS OF SOCIAL MEDIA AND HOW IT'S DESTROYING OUR DEMOCRACY, HOW IT'S MAKING PEOPLE ANGRYIER 361 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,110 IT'S DESTROYING OUR DEMOCRACY, HOW IT'S MAKING PEOPLE ANGRYIER AND MEANER AND MORE SUSCEPTIBLE 362 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,679 HOW IT'S MAKING PEOPLE ANGRYIER AND MEANER AND MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 363 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,281 AND MEANER AND MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I WAS READING THIS. 364 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,249 TO LIES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I WAS READING THIS. OH, MY GOD, THIS STUFF IS REALLY 365 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:31,516 I WAS READING THIS. OH, MY GOD, THIS STUFF IS REALLY DANGEROUS. 366 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,685 OH, MY GOD, THIS STUFF IS REALLY DANGEROUS. SO I DELETED ALL MY SOCIAL 367 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:33,919 DANGEROUS. SO I DELETED ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA. 368 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,854 SO I DELETED ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA. AND I FELT FINE, RIGHT? 369 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,823 MEDIA. AND I FELT FINE, RIGHT? AND THEN, YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST A 370 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,125 AND I FELT FINE, RIGHT? AND THEN, YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, I HEAR FROM 371 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,462 AND THEN, YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, I HEAR FROM FRIENDS THAT I'M BLOWING UP ON 372 00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:43,629 FEW WEEKS AGO, I HEAR FROM FRIENDS THAT I'M BLOWING UP ON TIKTOK. 373 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:48,667 FRIENDS THAT I'M BLOWING UP ON TIKTOK. AND THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE JUST 374 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,235 TIKTOK. AND THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE JUST HONORING ALL THE WORK I'VE DONE 375 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,003 AND THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE JUST HONORING ALL THE WORK I'VE DONE OVER THE YEARS AND SHOWING A LOT 376 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:52,638 HONORING ALL THE WORK I'VE DONE OVER THE YEARS AND SHOWING A LOT OF LOVE. 377 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:57,041 OVER THE YEARS AND SHOWING A LOT OF LOVE. AND IT'S LIKE NOW LIKE SOCIAL 378 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,144 OF LOVE. AND IT'S LIKE NOW LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA IS AMAZING. 379 00:12:59,146 --> 00:12:59,544 AND IT'S LIKE NOW LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA IS AMAZING. [LAUGHTER] 380 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,047 MEDIA IS AMAZING. [LAUGHTER] I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ON IT. 381 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,915 [LAUGHTER] I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ON IT. ANDY: SCREW DEMOCRACY. 382 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,249 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ON IT. ANDY: SCREW DEMOCRACY. RANDALL: YEAH. 383 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,852 ANDY: SCREW DEMOCRACY. RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT OUR 384 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,086 RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS OR YOU 385 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,921 CONAN: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS OR YOU GETTING SOME LOVE FOR THE WORK 386 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,322 DEMOCRATIC PROCESS OR YOU GETTING SOME LOVE FOR THE WORK YOU'VE DONE? 387 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:11,656 GETTING SOME LOVE FOR THE WORK YOU'VE DONE? RANDALL: I THINK THAT'S THE MOST 388 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:12,157 YOU'VE DONE? RANDALL: I THINK THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 389 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,126 RANDALL: I THINK THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. WITHOUT A DOUBT. 390 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,995 IMPORTANT THING. WITHOUT A DOUBT. CONAN: HOW ARE YOU DOING DURING 391 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:17,429 WITHOUT A DOUBT. CONAN: HOW ARE YOU DOING DURING THE PANDEMIC? 392 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:20,465 CONAN: HOW ARE YOU DOING DURING THE PANDEMIC? HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? 393 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,466 THE PANDEMIC? HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? RANDALL: WE'RE DOING OK. 394 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,434 HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? RANDALL: WE'RE DOING OK. WE'RE HANGING IN THERE. 395 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:25,370 RANDALL: WE'RE DOING OK. WE'RE HANGING IN THERE. CONAN: DO YOU DO ANYTHING -- SO 396 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:29,908 WE'RE HANGING IN THERE. CONAN: DO YOU DO ANYTHING -- SO MANY HAVE -- PEOPLE HAVE AREAS 397 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,876 CONAN: DO YOU DO ANYTHING -- SO MANY HAVE -- PEOPLE HAVE AREAS YOU WAYS OF COPING. 398 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,480 MANY HAVE -- PEOPLE HAVE AREAS YOU WAYS OF COPING. I GOT INTO BUILDING MODEL 399 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:34,846 YOU WAYS OF COPING. I GOT INTO BUILDING MODEL PLANES. 400 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:39,418 I GOT INTO BUILDING MODEL PLANES. I WENT OUT AND GOT AN OLD 1940'S 401 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,186 PLANES. I WENT OUT AND GOT AN OLD 1940'S PLANE KIT, SANDING AND 402 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,354 I WENT OUT AND GOT AN OLD 1940'S PLANE KIT, SANDING AND POLISHING, THINGS I WOULD NEVER 403 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:42,721 PLANE KIT, SANDING AND POLISHING, THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO. 404 00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,289 POLISHING, THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO. RANDALL: I GET IT. 405 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,424 DO. RANDALL: I GET IT. I'VE BEEN MEDITATING -- 406 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,559 RANDALL: I GET IT. I'VE BEEN MEDITATING -- CONAN: OH, GOOD. 407 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,060 I'VE BEEN MEDITATING -- CONAN: OH, GOOD. RANDALL: EXERCISING, EATING 408 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:49,294 CONAN: OH, GOOD. RANDALL: EXERCISING, EATING BETTER. 409 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,163 RANDALL: EXERCISING, EATING BETTER. AND I'VE TAKEN UP DRAWING AGAIN. 410 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,965 BETTER. AND I'VE TAKEN UP DRAWING AGAIN. LIKE DRAWING PICTURES. 411 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,867 AND I'VE TAKEN UP DRAWING AGAIN. LIKE DRAWING PICTURES. CONAN: DID YOU USED TO DRAW? 412 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,569 LIKE DRAWING PICTURES. CONAN: DID YOU USED TO DRAW? RANDALL: YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID, 413 00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,338 CONAN: DID YOU USED TO DRAW? RANDALL: YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS REALLY SHY APPEAR ANXIOUS. 414 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:02,207 RANDALL: YEAH, WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS REALLY SHY APPEAR ANXIOUS. IT WAS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR ME. 415 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,377 I WAS REALLY SHY APPEAR ANXIOUS. IT WAS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR ME. I WOULD DRAW PORTRAITS OF MY 416 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,778 IT WAS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR ME. I WOULD DRAW PORTRAITS OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 417 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,681 I WOULD DRAW PORTRAITS OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. AND I GOT REALLY GOOD AT IT. 418 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,516 FAMILY AND FRIENDS. AND I GOT REALLY GOOD AT IT. AND I REMEMBER MY MOM SAYING 419 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,718 AND I GOT REALLY GOOD AT IT. AND I REMEMBER MY MOM SAYING LIKE THIS LOOKS LIKE A 420 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,218 AND I REMEMBER MY MOM SAYING LIKE THIS LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH. 421 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,419 LIKE THIS LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH. THIS IS AMAZING. 422 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,856 PHOTOGRAPH. THIS IS AMAZING. AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE 423 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,792 THIS IS AMAZING. AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU, IF -- 424 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:21,693 AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU, IF -- CONAN: OH, SURE. 425 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,428 GIFT FOR YOU, IF -- CONAN: OH, SURE. RANDALL: IF YOU DON'T MIND. 426 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,330 CONAN: OH, SURE. RANDALL: IF YOU DON'T MIND. I DREW A PORTRAIT OF YOU. 427 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,198 RANDALL: IF YOU DON'T MIND. I DREW A PORTRAIT OF YOU. CONAN: I'M BLOWN AWAY. 428 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,232 I DREW A PORTRAIT OF YOU. CONAN: I'M BLOWN AWAY. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE. 429 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:27,632 CONAN: I'M BLOWN AWAY. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE. THIS 430 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,867 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE. THIS RANDALL: AND IT'S PRETTY 431 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,702 THIS RANDALL: AND IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. 432 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,237 RANDALL: AND IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE A 433 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,405 AMAZING. CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH. 434 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:37,876 CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH. RANDALL: YEAH, DOESN'T IT? 435 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:38,143 PHOTOGRAPH. RANDALL: YEAH, DOESN'T IT? [LAUGHTER] 436 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:41,747 RANDALL: YEAH, DOESN'T IT? [LAUGHTER] IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE. 437 00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:44,716 [LAUGHTER] IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE. YOU JUST PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT 438 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:44,916 IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE. YOU JUST PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. 439 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:45,351 YOU JUST PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. [LAUGHTER] 440 00:14:45,353 --> 00:14:47,219 OFF. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: THE EYES AND THE TEETH 441 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:50,555 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: THE EYES AND THE TEETH I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. 442 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:55,493 CONAN: THE EYES AND THE TEETH I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. ROD: WHY? 443 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:55,627 I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. ROD: WHY? - 444 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:56,661 ROD: WHY? - RANDALL: WHY? 445 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:57,829 - RANDALL: WHY? CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN 446 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,031 RANDALL: WHY? CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. 447 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,398 CONAN: IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. RANDALL: SO I TOOK IT FROM A 448 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,034 IN AN ACCIDENT. RANDALL: SO I TOOK IT FROM A PHOTO ONLINE. 449 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:04,770 RANDALL: SO I TOOK IT FROM A PHOTO ONLINE. CONAN: THERE IS AN AUTOPSY PHOTO 450 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,038 PHOTO ONLINE. CONAN: THERE IS AN AUTOPSY PHOTO OF ME ONLINE. 451 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,239 CONAN: THERE IS AN AUTOPSY PHOTO OF ME ONLINE. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THAT. 452 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,607 OF ME ONLINE. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THAT. I GUESS IT'S FROM THE FUTURE. 453 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:09,375 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THAT. I GUESS IT'S FROM THE FUTURE. WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 454 00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:10,376 I GUESS IT'S FROM THE FUTURE. WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. 455 00:15:10,378 --> 00:15:12,577 WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. I'M GOING TO HANG THAT UP IN MY 456 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,278 THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. I'M GOING TO HANG THAT UP IN MY HOME. 457 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,046 I'M GOING TO HANG THAT UP IN MY HOME. RANDALL: PLEASE. 458 00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:15,581 HOME. RANDALL: PLEASE. I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE -- 459 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,182 RANDALL: PLEASE. I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE -- CONAN: BUT WHEN YOU COME TO MY 460 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,919 I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE -- CONAN: BUT WHEN YOU COME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE WHEN THIS PANDEMIC 461 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,056 CONAN: BUT WHEN YOU COME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER, I WANT YOU TO COME 462 00:15:24,058 --> 00:15:24,256 HOUSE BECAUSE WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER, I WANT YOU TO COME OVER. 463 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,124 IS OVER, I WANT YOU TO COME OVER. DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING THAT 464 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,592 OVER. DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING THAT IT'S HANGING UP. 465 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,694 DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING THAT IT'S HANGING UP. JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE 466 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:29,461 IT'S HANGING UP. JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE HANGING UP. 467 00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:30,896 JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE HANGING UP. RANDALL: LIKE WHERE? 468 00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:34,800 HANGING UP. RANDALL: LIKE WHERE? ANDY: THAT'S LIKE A NIGHTSTAND 469 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:38,270 RANDALL: LIKE WHERE? ANDY: THAT'S LIKE A NIGHTSTAND PICTURE. 470 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,205 ANDY: THAT'S LIKE A NIGHTSTAND PICTURE. CONAN: THAT'S A NIGHTSTAND 471 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:40,505 PICTURE. CONAN: THAT'S A NIGHTSTAND PICTURE. 472 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,575 CONAN: THAT'S A NIGHTSTAND PICTURE. SO DON'T EXPECT TO SEE IT. 473 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,878 PICTURE. SO DON'T EXPECT TO SEE IT. RANDALL: I'LL FIND YOUR BEDROOM. 474 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,978 SO DON'T EXPECT TO SEE IT. RANDALL: I'LL FIND YOUR BEDROOM. I HAVE ONE OF ANDY. 475 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,015 RANDALL: I'LL FIND YOUR BEDROOM. I HAVE ONE OF ANDY. THIS ONE I KNOCKED IT OUT THE 476 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,016 I HAVE ONE OF ANDY. THIS ONE I KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK. 477 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,785 THIS ONE I KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK. [LAUGHTER] 478 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,154 PARK. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: AGAIN. 479 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,023 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: AGAIN. -- AGAIN, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. 480 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,658 CONAN: AGAIN. -- AGAIN, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. YOU HAVE ANDY'S EYES PERFECTLY. 481 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,096 -- AGAIN, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. YOU HAVE ANDY'S EYES PERFECTLY. YOU'VE GOT HIS HAIR AND HIS 482 00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:04,463 YOU HAVE ANDY'S EYES PERFECTLY. YOU'VE GOT HIS HAIR AND HIS FOREHEAD. 483 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,231 YOU'VE GOT HIS HAIR AND HIS FOREHEAD. ANDY: THE MANIA. 484 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,434 FOREHEAD. ANDY: THE MANIA. THAT'S THE MAIN THING YOU REALLY 485 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:08,634 ANDY: THE MANIA. THAT'S THE MAIN THING YOU REALLY CAPTURED. 486 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,269 THAT'S THE MAIN THING YOU REALLY CAPTURED. CONAN: AND I LOVE THAT YOU 487 00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:11,837 CAPTURED. CONAN: AND I LOVE THAT YOU CAPTURED ANDY IN THE WAY THAT WE 488 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,705 CONAN: AND I LOVE THAT YOU CAPTURED ANDY IN THE WAY THAT WE ALL KNOW HIM WHICH IS SHIRTLESS. 489 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,139 CAPTURED ANDY IN THE WAY THAT WE ALL KNOW HIM WHICH IS SHIRTLESS. [LAUGHTER] 490 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,874 ALL KNOW HIM WHICH IS SHIRTLESS. [LAUGHTER] ANDY: THAT WAS THE ONLY PHOTO I 491 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:18,910 [LAUGHTER] ANDY: THAT WAS THE ONLY PHOTO I COULD FIND ONLINE. 492 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,312 ANDY: THAT WAS THE ONLY PHOTO I COULD FIND ONLINE. [LAUGHTER] 493 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,247 COULD FIND ONLINE. [LAUGHTER] AND WE WORK TOGETHER. 494 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:22,681 [LAUGHTER] AND WE WORK TOGETHER. SO, YOU KNOW -- 495 00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,049 AND WE WORK TOGETHER. SO, YOU KNOW -- CONAN: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT 496 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,851 SO, YOU KNOW -- CONAN: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NEXT BECAUSE I CAN SEE WHY THE 497 00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:29,054 CONAN: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NEXT BECAUSE I CAN SEE WHY THE ANDY ONE IS SO SPOT-ON, IT'S 498 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,122 NEXT BECAUSE I CAN SEE WHY THE ANDY ONE IS SO SPOT-ON, IT'S BECAUSE YOU SPENT TIME. 499 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:33,091 ANDY ONE IS SO SPOT-ON, IT'S BECAUSE YOU SPENT TIME. ANDY WORKED ON "FRESH OFF THE 500 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,260 BECAUSE YOU SPENT TIME. ANDY WORKED ON "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" WITH YOU. 501 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,862 ANDY WORKED ON "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" WITH YOU. RANDALL: THAT'S RIGHT. 502 00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:38,964 BOAT" WITH YOU. RANDALL: THAT'S RIGHT. HORRIBLE PERSON ON CAMERA. 503 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:42,768 RANDALL: THAT'S RIGHT. HORRIBLE PERSON ON CAMERA. CONAN: SORT OF TALKS DOWN -- 504 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,269 HORRIBLE PERSON ON CAMERA. CONAN: SORT OF TALKS DOWN -- RANDALL: SCREAMING AT THE KIDS. 505 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,904 CONAN: SORT OF TALKS DOWN -- RANDALL: SCREAMING AT THE KIDS. SCREAMING AT THE CREW. 506 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,539 RANDALL: SCREAMING AT THE KIDS. SCREAMING AT THE CREW. ANDY: I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE 507 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,440 SCREAMING AT THE CREW. ANDY: I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE VERY SMALL ADULTS. 508 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,142 ANDY: I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE VERY SMALL ADULTS. I WAS NOT AWARE THEY WERE 509 00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:50,675 VERY SMALL ADULTS. I WAS NOT AWARE THEY WERE CHILDREN. 510 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,145 I WAS NOT AWARE THEY WERE CHILDREN. RANDALL: I MEAN, HE LOOKS NICE. 511 00:16:53,147 --> 00:17:00,052 CHILDREN. RANDALL: I MEAN, HE LOOKS NICE. [LAUGHTER] 512 00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:02,621 RANDALL: I MEAN, HE LOOKS NICE. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: ON "WANDA VISION," ONE OF 513 00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:04,256 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: ON "WANDA VISION," ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I THINK WOULD BE 514 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,757 CONAN: ON "WANDA VISION," ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I THINK WOULD BE FUN FOR YOU IS THERE'S SOME 515 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,159 THE THINGS THAT I THINK WOULD BE FUN FOR YOU IS THERE'S SOME ACTION IN HERE. 516 00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:08,827 FUN FOR YOU IS THERE'S SOME ACTION IN HERE. RANDALL: YEAH. 517 00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:10,963 ACTION IN HERE. RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: AND I KNOW JUST MYSELF, 518 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:13,331 RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: AND I KNOW JUST MYSELF, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED ANY TIME IN A 519 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,333 CONAN: AND I KNOW JUST MYSELF, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED ANY TIME IN A SKETCH OR IN ANYTHING RELATED TO 520 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,803 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED ANY TIME IN A SKETCH OR IN ANYTHING RELATED TO COMEDY, WHEN I GET TO DO ANY 521 00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:20,972 SKETCH OR IN ANYTHING RELATED TO COMEDY, WHEN I GET TO DO ANY KIND OF ACTION, IT'S SO MUCH FUN 522 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,507 COMEDY, WHEN I GET TO DO ANY KIND OF ACTION, IT'S SO MUCH FUN BECAUSE MY INNER CHILD COMES 523 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,775 KIND OF ACTION, IT'S SO MUCH FUN BECAUSE MY INNER CHILD COMES OUT, WHICH IS PROBABLY OUT ALL 524 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:24,409 BECAUSE MY INNER CHILD COMES OUT, WHICH IS PROBABLY OUT ALL THE TIME. 525 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,579 OUT, WHICH IS PROBABLY OUT ALL THE TIME. WELL, YOU GOT TO DO A FIGHT 526 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,380 THE TIME. WELL, YOU GOT TO DO A FIGHT SCENE. 527 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,080 WELL, YOU GOT TO DO A FIGHT SCENE. RANDALL: I DID. 528 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,082 SCENE. RANDALL: I DID. I DID. 529 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:30,616 RANDALL: I DID. I DID. IT WAS THRILLING. 530 00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:30,983 I DID. IT WAS THRILLING. IT WAS THRILLING. 531 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,819 IT WAS THRILLING. IT WAS THRILLING. AND I RARELY GET TO DO LIKE 532 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:34,753 IT WAS THRILLING. AND I RARELY GET TO DO LIKE CHOREOGRAPHED FIGHT SCENES IN MY 533 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:35,053 AND I RARELY GET TO DO LIKE CHOREOGRAPHED FIGHT SCENES IN MY CAREER. 534 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,122 CHOREOGRAPHED FIGHT SCENES IN MY CAREER. THE FACT THAT I HAD THE CHANCE 535 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,791 CAREER. THE FACT THAT I HAD THE CHANCE TO DO THAT WAS SO GREAT. 536 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,794 THE FACT THAT I HAD THE CHANCE TO DO THAT WAS SO GREAT. AND -- AND MARVEL, YOU KNOW, AS 537 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:44,028 TO DO THAT WAS SO GREAT. AND -- AND MARVEL, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS FIGHT SCENES, MARVEL -- 538 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,631 AND -- AND MARVEL, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS FIGHT SCENES, MARVEL -- THEY'RE SO GOOD AT -- 539 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,565 FAR AS FIGHT SCENES, MARVEL -- THEY'RE SO GOOD AT -- CONAN: YEAH. 540 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,200 THEY'RE SO GOOD AT -- CONAN: YEAH. YEAH. 541 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,701 CONAN: YEAH. YEAH. RANDALL: THE FIGHT COORDINATORS, 542 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,169 YEAH. RANDALL: THE FIGHT COORDINATORS, THEY HAVE THIS GREAT TEAM THAT 543 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,971 RANDALL: THE FIGHT COORDINATORS, THEY HAVE THIS GREAT TEAM THAT HELPS YOU, YOU KNOW, CHOREOGRAPH 544 00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:55,206 THEY HAVE THIS GREAT TEAM THAT HELPS YOU, YOU KNOW, CHOREOGRAPH THE FIGHT, YOU KNOW, MAKING IT 545 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,741 HELPS YOU, YOU KNOW, CHOREOGRAPH THE FIGHT, YOU KNOW, MAKING IT SEEM REAL BECAUSE THEY WANT 546 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,676 THE FIGHT, YOU KNOW, MAKING IT SEEM REAL BECAUSE THEY WANT EVERYTHING TO SEEM REAL. 547 00:17:57,678 --> 00:17:59,111 SEEM REAL BECAUSE THEY WANT EVERYTHING TO SEEM REAL. AND WE WORKED WITH THEM FOR 548 00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:01,279 EVERYTHING TO SEEM REAL. AND WE WORKED WITH THEM FOR WEEKS BEFORE WE SHOT THAT FIGHT 549 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,213 AND WE WORKED WITH THEM FOR WEEKS BEFORE WE SHOT THAT FIGHT SCENE LIKE EVERY DAY. 550 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:02,981 WEEKS BEFORE WE SHOT THAT FIGHT SCENE LIKE EVERY DAY. AND THEY TRAIN US. 551 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,350 SCENE LIKE EVERY DAY. AND THEY TRAIN US. AND I REMEMBER ON THE FIRST DAY 552 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,619 AND THEY TRAIN US. AND I REMEMBER ON THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING, THE FIGHT 553 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,020 AND I REMEMBER ON THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING, THE FIGHT COORDINATOR WAS LIKE, SHOW US 554 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,755 OF TRAINING, THE FIGHT COORDINATOR WAS LIKE, SHOW US WHAT YOU -- YOU KNOW, HOW YOU 555 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,589 COORDINATOR WAS LIKE, SHOW US WHAT YOU -- YOU KNOW, HOW YOU SEE THE FIGHT SCENE. 556 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,126 WHAT YOU -- YOU KNOW, HOW YOU SEE THE FIGHT SCENE. I WOULD DO THE FIGHT SCENE FOR 557 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,593 SEE THE FIGHT SCENE. I WOULD DO THE FIGHT SCENE FOR THEM AND I REMEMBER THE 558 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,628 I WOULD DO THE FIGHT SCENE FOR THEM AND I REMEMBER THE COORDINATOR -- HE WAS TRYING TO 559 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,096 THEM AND I REMEMBER THE COORDINATOR -- HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE. 560 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:22,000 COORDINATOR -- HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE. HE'S LIKE -- YEAH, NO THAT'S ALL 561 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:23,035 BE NICE. HE'S LIKE -- YEAH, NO THAT'S ALL WRONG. 562 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:24,469 HE'S LIKE -- YEAH, NO THAT'S ALL WRONG. CONAN: THAT'S NOT HOW ONE 563 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:24,736 WRONG. CONAN: THAT'S NOT HOW ONE FIGHTS. 564 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,438 CONAN: THAT'S NOT HOW ONE FIGHTS. WHAT WAS THE MISTAKE YOU WERE 565 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:26,705 FIGHTS. WHAT WAS THE MISTAKE YOU WERE MAKING? 566 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:28,707 WHAT WAS THE MISTAKE YOU WERE MAKING? RANDALL: HE WAS LIKE, YOU'VE GOT 567 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,675 MAKING? RANDALL: HE WAS LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A FIST. 568 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,242 RANDALL: HE WAS LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A FIST. [LAUGHTER] 569 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,244 TO MAKE A FIST. [LAUGHTER] NO SLAPPING. 570 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:33,545 [LAUGHTER] NO SLAPPING. [LAUGHTER] 571 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,814 NO SLAPPING. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 572 00:18:35,816 --> 00:18:38,784 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. RANDALL: MY INSTINCT WAS TO GO 573 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,119 CONAN: THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. RANDALL: MY INSTINCT WAS TO GO LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 574 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,155 RANDALL: MY INSTINCT WAS TO GO LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? AND ANOTHER THING -- ANOTHER 575 00:18:43,157 --> 00:18:46,625 LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? AND ANOTHER THING -- ANOTHER THING I REMEMBER HIM SAYING WAS, 576 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,059 AND ANOTHER THING -- ANOTHER THING I REMEMBER HIM SAYING WAS, HE PULLED ME ASIDE BECAUSE HE 577 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,929 THING I REMEMBER HIM SAYING WAS, HE PULLED ME ASIDE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED. 578 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:53,432 HE PULLED ME ASIDE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED. HE SAID WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO 579 00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:54,066 THOUGHT I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED. HE SAID WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO MUCH? 580 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:56,835 HE SAID WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO MUCH? CONAN: YOU WERE MAKING NOISE? 581 00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,803 MUCH? CONAN: YOU WERE MAKING NOISE? RANDALL: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? 582 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,471 CONAN: YOU WERE MAKING NOISE? RANDALL: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? BECAUSE I'M SCARED. 583 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,939 RANDALL: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? BECAUSE I'M SCARED. WHY ARE YOU SCARED? 584 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:03,575 BECAUSE I'M SCARED. WHY ARE YOU SCARED? BECAUSE I'M IN A FIGHT. 585 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:07,012 WHY ARE YOU SCARED? BECAUSE I'M IN A FIGHT. WELL, THIS IS MARVEL, THERE'S NO 586 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,480 BECAUSE I'M IN A FIGHT. WELL, THIS IS MARVEL, THERE'S NO SCREAMING DURING THE FIGHT. 587 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:11,015 WELL, THIS IS MARVEL, THERE'S NO SCREAMING DURING THE FIGHT. YOU CAN GRUNT. 588 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,184 SCREAMING DURING THE FIGHT. YOU CAN GRUNT. IT WAS TOUGH FOR ME NOT TO 589 00:19:12,186 --> 00:19:12,584 YOU CAN GRUNT. IT WAS TOUGH FOR ME NOT TO SCREAM. 590 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,251 IT WAS TOUGH FOR ME NOT TO SCREAM. I'M IN THE MOMENT. 591 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,287 SCREAM. I'M IN THE MOMENT. BUT THEY WORKED WITH US FOR THE 592 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,721 I'M IN THE MOMENT. BUT THEY WORKED WITH US FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS LIKE EVERY DAY 593 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,524 BUT THEY WORKED WITH US FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS LIKE EVERY DAY AND THEY GOT IT TO REALLY GOOD 594 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,292 NEXT TWO WEEKS LIKE EVERY DAY AND THEY GOT IT TO REALLY GOOD PLACE. 595 00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,861 AND THEY GOT IT TO REALLY GOOD PLACE. IT TURNED OUT PRETTY BADASS. 596 00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,196 PLACE. IT TURNED OUT PRETTY BADASS. CONAN: I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS 597 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:25,163 IT TURNED OUT PRETTY BADASS. CONAN: I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS PARTICULAR FIGHT SCENE. 598 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,899 CONAN: I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS PARTICULAR FIGHT SCENE. BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK NOW. 599 00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:28,300 PARTICULAR FIGHT SCENE. BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK NOW. YOU'RE VERY PROUD OF THIS. 600 00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:29,468 BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK NOW. YOU'RE VERY PROUD OF THIS. RANDALL: YEAH. 601 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:32,404 YOU'RE VERY PROUD OF THIS. RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 602 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,473 RANDALL: YEAH. CONAN: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIGHT SCENE THAT RANDALL IS FROM 603 00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:35,940 CONAN: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIGHT SCENE THAT RANDALL IS FROM "WANDA VISION." 604 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,076 FIGHT SCENE THAT RANDALL IS FROM "WANDA VISION." >> LET'S GO. 605 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,111 "WANDA VISION." >> LET'S GO. EVERYBODY IN. 606 00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:39,911 >> LET'S GO. EVERYBODY IN. >> AH! 607 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:47,285 EVERYBODY IN. >> AH! >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. 608 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,122 >> AH! >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. [LAUGHTER] 609 00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:52,724 >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: SORRY -- I'M SORRY, THE 610 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:56,395 [LAUGHTER] CONAN: SORRY -- I'M SORRY, THE ACTION LOOKS GOOD. 611 00:19:56,397 --> 00:19:57,930 CONAN: SORRY -- I'M SORRY, THE ACTION LOOKS GOOD. CAN'T THEY EDIT OUT THE 612 00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:58,330 ACTION LOOKS GOOD. CAN'T THEY EDIT OUT THE SHRIEKING? 613 00:19:58,332 --> 00:20:00,698 CAN'T THEY EDIT OUT THE SHRIEKING? >> I TONED DOWN THE SHRIEKING A 614 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,133 SHRIEKING? >> I TONED DOWN THE SHRIEKING A LOT. 615 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:06,471 >> I TONED DOWN THE SHRIEKING A LOT. CONAN: OH, THAT'S TONED DOWN. 616 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:06,704 LOT. CONAN: OH, THAT'S TONED DOWN. AH! 617 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,940 CONAN: OH, THAT'S TONED DOWN. AH! [LAUGHTER] 618 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:11,943 AH! [LAUGHTER] RANDALL: I THINK IT'S PRETTY 619 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:12,777 [LAUGHTER] RANDALL: I THINK IT'S PRETTY BADASS. 620 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,346 RANDALL: I THINK IT'S PRETTY BADASS. CONAN: MY REACTION IS TO LAUGH 621 00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:15,113 BADASS. CONAN: MY REACTION IS TO LAUGH REALLY HARD. 622 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:16,981 CONAN: MY REACTION IS TO LAUGH REALLY HARD. YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER WANT 623 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,952 REALLY HARD. YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER WANT TO WATCH LIKE "THE MATRIX" WITH 624 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,954 YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER WANT TO WATCH LIKE "THE MATRIX" WITH ME BECAUSE I'M HOWLING OR 625 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:23,756 TO WATCH LIKE "THE MATRIX" WITH ME BECAUSE I'M HOWLING OR LAUGHING. 626 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,423 ME BECAUSE I'M HOWLING OR LAUGHING. PEOPLE MISTAKE IT LAUGHING AT 627 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:25,958 LAUGHING. PEOPLE MISTAKE IT LAUGHING AT IT. 628 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,059 PEOPLE MISTAKE IT LAUGHING AT IT. NO, NOT AT ALL. 629 00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:27,893 IT. NO, NOT AT ALL. RANDALL: YEAH, YEAH. 630 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,561 NO, NOT AT ALL. RANDALL: YEAH, YEAH. I WAS SO PROUD. 631 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,963 RANDALL: YEAH, YEAH. I WAS SO PROUD. CONAN: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE 632 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:31,363 I WAS SO PROUD. CONAN: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. 633 00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:32,230 CONAN: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. [LAUGHTER] 634 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,734 PROUD. [LAUGHTER] THE FINALE OF "WANDA VISION" IS 635 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,235 [LAUGHTER] THE FINALE OF "WANDA VISION" IS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON DISNEY 636 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:37,535 THE FINALE OF "WANDA VISION" IS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS. 637 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,770 STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS. AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 638 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,172 PLUS. AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. IT IS THE SHOW OF THE MOMENT. 639 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:42,908 AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. IT IS THE SHOW OF THE MOMENT. SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. 640 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,577 IT IS THE SHOW OF THE MOMENT. SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. AND RANDALL, THANK YOU FOR BEING 641 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:46,044 SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. AND RANDALL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 642 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:46,779 AND RANDALL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. RANDALL: OF COURSE. 643 00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,513 HERE. RANDALL: OF COURSE. CONAN: YOU'RE SUCH A TALENTED, 644 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:48,914 RANDALL: OF COURSE. CONAN: YOU'RE SUCH A TALENTED, FUNNY GUY. 645 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,249 CONAN: YOU'RE SUCH A TALENTED, FUNNY GUY. AND FOR YOU TO COME IN IN PERSON 646 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,584 FUNNY GUY. AND FOR YOU TO COME IN IN PERSON MEANS A LOT TO US. 647 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,551 AND FOR YOU TO COME IN IN PERSON MEANS A LOT TO US. RANDALL PARK. 648 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,389 MEANS A LOT TO US. RANDALL PARK. THANK YOU. 649 00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:58,090 RANDALL PARK. THANK YOU. CONAN: OK. 650 00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,491 THANK YOU. CONAN: OK. THAT IS OUR SHOW. 651 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:00,125 CONAN: OK. THAT IS OUR SHOW. RANDALL PARK. 652 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:00,993 THAT IS OUR SHOW. RANDALL PARK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 653 00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:01,660 RANDALL PARK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.