1 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:14,146 ♪ andy: Coming to you from the largo theater in holly wude -- 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,348 Andy: Coming to you from the largo theater in holly wude -- hollywood it's "conan"! 3 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,616 Largo theater in holly wude -- hollywood it's "conan"! I'm andy richter. 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,018 Hollywood it's "conan"! I'm andy richter. Tonight, sienna miller. 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,487 I'm andy richter. Tonight, sienna miller. And comedian calvin evans. 6 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,890 Tonight, sienna miller. And comedian calvin evans. And now, here he is, conan 7 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:31,463 And comedian calvin evans. And now, here he is, conan o'brien! 8 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,198 And now, here he is, conan o'brien! Conan: Thank you. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,432 O'brien! Conan: Thank you. Thank you very much. 10 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,401 Conan: Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome again to our program. 11 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,570 Thank you very much. Welcome again to our program. Happy holidays, everybody. 12 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,606 Welcome again to our program. Happy holidays, everybody. I know 2020 has been difficult. 13 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:42,774 Happy holidays, everybody. I know 2020 has been difficult. But we're near the corner. 14 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,876 I know 2020 has been difficult. But we're near the corner. I can feel it in me bones. 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,477 But we're near the corner. I can feel it in me bones. Yeah. 16 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,545 I can feel it in me bones. Yeah. Talking like a pirate now. 17 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,246 Yeah. Talking like a pirate now. That's how excited I am about 18 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,348 Talking like a pirate now. That's how excited I am about the holiday season of 2021. 19 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,450 That's how excited I am about the holiday season of 2021. And I should be excited. 20 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,852 The holiday season of 2021. And I should be excited. Wonderful show tonight. 21 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:54,787 And I should be excited. Wonderful show tonight. Sienna miller, lovely, 22 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:55,988 Wonderful show tonight. Sienna miller, lovely, talented, she's on the program. 23 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,257 Sienna miller, lovely, talented, she's on the program. Very funny comedian calvin 24 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,158 Talented, she's on the program. Very funny comedian calvin evans is on the show. 25 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,793 Very funny comedian calvin evans is on the show. And backing me up all the way 26 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,495 Evans is on the show. And backing me up all the way occasionally talking behind my 27 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,463 And backing me up all the way occasionally talking behind my back, saying stuff that's not 28 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,599 Occasionally talking behind my back, saying stuff that's not so kind, but still mostly my 29 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,767 Back, saying stuff that's not so kind, but still mostly my friend, andy richter, how are 30 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,003 So kind, but still mostly my friend, andy richter, how are you, andy? 31 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:13,071 Friend, andy richter, how are you, andy? Andy: Hi, conan. 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,106 You, andy? Andy: Hi, conan. I didn't hear anything you said 33 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:17,209 Andy: Hi, conan. I didn't hear anything you said before the word "abbedy." 34 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,243 I didn't hear anything you said before the word "abbedy." -- "andy. 35 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,412 Before the word "abbedy." -- "andy. Ngs I zone out until I hear 36 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:20,813 -- "andy. Ngs I zone out until I hear andy. 37 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:23,215 Ngs I zone out until I hear andy. Like I'm a dog for my treat. 38 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,916 Andy. Like I'm a dog for my treat. Conan: I have two dogs and they 39 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,685 Like I'm a dog for my treat. Conan: I have two dogs and they don't hear a word I say until I 40 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,085 Conan: I have two dogs and they don't hear a word I say until I say treat. 41 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,420 Don't hear a word I say until I say treat. And they're right there. 42 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,388 Say treat. And they're right there. Andy: That's me getting my 43 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:30,889 And they're right there. Andy: That's me getting my attention treat. 44 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:31,757 Andy: That's me getting my attention treat. Conan: Don't do that. 45 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,590 Attention treat. Conan: Don't do that. It's creepy looking. 46 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,658 Conan: Don't do that. It's creepy looking. We have a lot to talk about 47 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,225 It's creepy looking. We have a lot to talk about here. 48 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,293 We have a lot to talk about here. First of all we're nearing the 49 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,496 Here. First of all we're nearing the end of 2020. 50 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,832 First of all we're nearing the end of 2020. And that means it's time for 51 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,234 End of 2020. And that means it's time for one of our favorite annual 52 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,237 And that means it's time for one of our favorite annual traditions on this show. 53 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:45,637 One of our favorite annual traditions on this show. That's right. 54 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:52,511 Traditions on this show. That's right. Our own resident crin file -- 55 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,345 That's right. Our own resident crin file -- cinophile andy richter will 56 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,013 Our own resident crin file -- cinophile andy richter will tell us about the best and rest 57 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,849 Cinophile andy richter will tell us about the best and rest of movies that came out this 58 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,250 Tell us about the best and rest of movies that came out this year. 59 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,853 Of movies that came out this year. -D 60 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:15,434 ♪ andy: Did anything really come out this year? 61 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,035 Andy: Did anything really come out this year? ♪ 62 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,971 Out this year? ♪ oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 63 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,274 ♪ oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I saw that one where the lady 64 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,608 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I saw that one where the lady [beep] a fish. 65 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,611 I saw that one where the lady [beep] a fish. Did that come out this year? 66 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,881 [beep] a fish. Did that come out this year? Conan: No. 67 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:29,247 Did that come out this year? Conan: No. Andy: Oh. 68 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:38,790 Conan: No. Andy: Oh. ♪ 69 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,492 Andy: Oh. ♪ conan: You know, andy, coming 70 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,894 ♪ conan: You know, andy, coming into this new year, there's 71 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:43,328 Conan: You know, andy, coming into this new year, there's lots of things I'd like to 72 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,331 Into this new year, there's lots of things I'd like to leave behind in 2020. 73 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,298 Lots of things I'd like to leave behind in 2020. Andy: I agree t has been a 74 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:47,999 Leave behind in 2020. Andy: I agree t has been a rough year. 75 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,501 Andy: I agree t has been a rough year. If only we could just flush it 76 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,869 Rough year. If only we could just flush it all away. 77 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,503 If only we could just flush it all away. Conan: Ah. 78 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,305 All away. Conan: Ah. Interesting brand conscious 79 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,673 Conan: Ah. Interesting brand conscious word choice, andy. 80 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,110 Interesting brand conscious word choice, andy. Because lucky for us, 81 00:02:58,112 --> 00:02:59,177 Word choice, andy. Because lucky for us, continental the opportunity to 82 00:02:59,179 --> 00:02:59,945 Because lucky for us, continental the opportunity to flush away something they want 83 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,813 Continental the opportunity to flush away something they want to leave behind in 2020 with 84 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,082 Flush away something they want to leave behind in 2020 with their new sweepstakes "the 85 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,417 To leave behind in 2020 with their new sweepstakes "the refreshingly clean slate." 86 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:09,221 Their new sweepstakes "the refreshingly clean slate." what a great way to start 2021 87 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:09,721 Refreshingly clean slate." what a great way to start 2021 fresh. 88 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,523 What a great way to start 2021 fresh. Conan: Right again, andy. 89 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,424 Fresh. Conan: Right again, andy. Everyone who participates will 90 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,794 Conan: Right again, andy. Everyone who participates will have a chance to win up to 91 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,330 Everyone who participates will have a chance to win up to $21,000 for their own personal 92 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,500 Have a chance to win up to $21,000 for their own personal clean slate. 93 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,036 $21,000 for their own personal clean slate. Will be donating $20.21 to 94 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:27,839 Clean slate. Will be donating $20.21 to united way for every entry up 95 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,441 Will be donating $20.21 to united way for every entry up to $1 million donation. 96 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,743 United way for every entry up to $1 million donation. Andy: It's a chance to win 97 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,945 To $1 million donation. Andy: It's a chance to win money and a to help a good 98 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:33,212 Andy: It's a chance to win money and a to help a good cause. 99 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:33,845 Money and a to help a good cause. We should enter. 100 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,414 Cause. We should enter. Conan: Good idea, andy. 101 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,948 We should enter. Conan: Good idea, andy. All contestants have to do is 102 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,750 Conan: Good idea, andy. All contestants have to do is right one thing from 2020 they 103 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:39,117 All contestants have to do is right one thing from 2020 they want to leave behind on a 104 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,319 Right one thing from 2020 they want to leave behind on a square of toilet paper, snap a 105 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,588 Want to leave behind on a square of toilet paper, snap a picture of it and share it on 106 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,590 Square of toilet paper, snap a picture of it and share it on instagram or at which timer and 107 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,523 Picture of it and share it on instagram or at which timer and explain why you're heffing it 108 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:49,093 Instagram or at which timer and explain why you're heffing it behind and -- you're leaving it 109 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:53,632 Explain why you're heffing it behind and -- you're leaving it behind and use the hashtag 110 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,499 Behind and -- you're leaving it behind and use the hashtag continental and sweepstakes for 111 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,767 Behind and use the hashtag continental and sweepstakes for a chance to win. 112 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,835 Continental and sweepstakes for a chance to win. Andy: I have something I want 113 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,336 A chance to win. Andy: I have something I want to leave hipped 2020 written on 114 00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,370 Andy: I have something I want to leave hipped 2020 written on a square of toilet paper. 115 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,038 To leave hipped 2020 written on a square of toilet paper. Conan: Wow. 116 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,306 A square of toilet paper. Conan: Wow. What a coincidence. 117 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,075 Conan: Wow. What a coincidence. Me, too. 118 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:03,842 What a coincidence. Me, too. Let's show them at the same 119 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,211 Me, too. Let's show them at the same time on three, huh? 120 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,780 Let's show them at the same time on three, huh? One, two, conan! 121 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,717 Time on three, huh? One, two, conan! Andy: Conan! 122 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:15,788 One, two, conan! Andy: Conan! Conan: Andy, what the hell? 123 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:16,288 Andy: Conan! Conan: Andy, what the hell? [bell rings] 124 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:16,989 Conan: Andy, what the hell? [bell rings] andy: I won. 125 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:20,192 [bell rings] andy: I won. I guess conan o'brien was right 126 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:20,659 Andy: I won. I guess conan o'brien was right answer. 127 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,993 I guess conan o'brien was right answer. Conan: Andy, you're fired. 128 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,595 Answer. Conan: Andy, you're fired. Andy: Great. 129 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,798 Conan: Andy, you're fired. Andy: Great. All thanks to cottonelle. 130 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,332 Andy: Great. All thanks to cottonelle. Enter the refreshingly clean 131 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,467 All thanks to cottonelle. Enter the refreshingly clean slate sweepstakes and you might 132 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,203 Enter the refreshingly clean slate sweepstakes and you might get to flush away 2020 just 133 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,238 Slate sweepstakes and you might get to flush away 2020 just like me. 134 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:38,076 Get to flush away 2020 just like me. Conan: Cha-ching. 135 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,078 Like me. Conan: Cha-ching. We have a great show. 136 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:40,879 Conan: Cha-ching. We have a great show. Sienna miller will be joining 137 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,414 We have a great show. Sienna miller will be joining us. 138 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,548 Sienna miller will be joining us. Comedian calvin evans very 139 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:43,782 Us. Comedian calvin evans very funny. 140 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,483 Comedian calvin evans very funny. We're taking a break. 141 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:55,193 Funny. We're taking a break. Pay those bills! 142 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,696 We're taking a break. Pay those bills! Conan: My guest tonight start 143 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,832 Pay those bills! Conan: My guest tonight start starred in factory girl, 144 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:01,600 Conan: My guest tonight start starred in factory girl, "american sniper" and "american 145 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:01,900 Starred in factory girl, "american sniper" and "american woman." 146 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,502 "american sniper" and "american woman." now you can see her in the new 147 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,471 Woman." now you can see her in the new movie "wander darkly." 148 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,171 Now you can see her in the new movie "wander darkly." which is terrific. 149 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,972 Movie "wander darkly." which is terrific. It's available on demand. 150 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,240 Which is terrific. It's available on demand. Please welcome the beautiful 151 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,076 It's available on demand. Please welcome the beautiful and talented sienna miller. 152 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,243 Please welcome the beautiful and talented sienna miller. All the way from london. 153 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,412 And talented sienna miller. All the way from london. Hello, sienna. 154 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,246 All the way from london. Hello, sienna. Sienna: Hello, conan. 155 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:15,747 Hello, sienna. Sienna: Hello, conan. How are you? 156 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,616 Sienna: Hello, conan. How are you? Conan: I'm doing very well now. 157 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,118 How are you? Conan: I'm doing very well now. You look stunning. 158 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,386 Conan: I'm doing very well now. You look stunning. And you're just -- this looks 159 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,888 You look stunning. And you're just -- this looks like a christmas card right 160 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,088 And you're just -- this looks like a christmas card right now. 161 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,322 Like a christmas card right now. You're beautiful. 162 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,156 Now. You're beautiful. And your background is 163 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:25,557 You're beautiful. And your background is beautiful. 164 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,725 And your background is beautiful. Sienna: Yeah. 165 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,160 Beautiful. Sienna: Yeah. I'm almost matching your 166 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,294 Sienna: Yeah. I'm almost matching your background which is extremely 167 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,095 I'm almost matching your background which is extremely festive as well. 168 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,296 Background which is extremely festive as well. I need some colored lights. 169 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,231 Festive as well. I need some colored lights. You've inspired me. 170 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,832 I need some colored lights. You've inspired me. Conan: Well, you seem to be in 171 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,533 You've inspired me. Conan: Well, you seem to be in a lovely home. 172 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:38,136 Conan: Well, you seem to be in a lovely home. I'm in an abandoned theater in 173 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,605 A lovely home. I'm in an abandoned theater in hollywood that's overrun with 174 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,241 I'm in an abandoned theater in hollywood that's overrun with rats. 175 00:05:42,243 --> 00:05:43,308 Hollywood that's overrun with rats. So -- 176 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,876 Rats. So -- sienna: Don't talk about your 177 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,144 So -- sienna: Don't talk about your crew that way. 178 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,748 Sienna: Don't talk about your crew that way. [laughter] 179 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,717 Crew that way. [laughter] conan: Now, you look -- you 180 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,851 [laughter] conan: Now, you look -- you look very -- like you're in the 181 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,418 Conan: Now, you look -- you look very -- like you're in the christmas spirit. 182 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,353 Look very -- like you're in the christmas spirit. Are you excited about christmas 183 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:55,754 Christmas spirit. Are you excited about christmas right now? 184 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,055 Are you excited about christmas right now? Sienna: I'm as much as one can 185 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,656 Right now? Sienna: I'm as much as one can be excited about anything this 186 00:05:58,658 --> 00:05:58,857 Sienna: I'm as much as one can be excited about anything this year. 187 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,591 Be excited about anything this year. Yes. 188 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,459 Year. Yes. Conan: Yeah. 189 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,760 Yes. Conan: Yeah. Sienna: Yes. 190 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,160 Conan: Yeah. Sienna: Yes. Christmas. 191 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,762 Sienna: Yes. Christmas. Conan: Tell me, because I know 192 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,264 Christmas. Conan: Tell me, because I know that was not convincing. 193 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:05,864 Conan: Tell me, because I know that was not convincing. Sienna: I know. 194 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,066 That was not convincing. Sienna: I know. Conan: And you're an actress. 195 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:08,633 Sienna: I know. Conan: And you're an actress. And you couldn't pull that off 196 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,536 Conan: And you're an actress. And you couldn't pull that off for 2020. 197 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:15,206 And you couldn't pull that off for 2020. Which is -- 198 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,441 For 2020. Which is -- sienna: Yeah. 199 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,811 Which is -- sienna: Yeah. Conan: I'm curious, you -- I've 200 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,581 Sienna: Yeah. Conan: I'm curious, you -- I've always thought that the perfect 201 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,216 Conan: I'm curious, you -- I've always thought that the perfect christmas would be in london. 202 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,486 Always thought that the perfect christmas would be in london. Because it seems -- it's 203 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,420 Christmas would be in london. Because it seems -- it's charles dickens. 204 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,188 Because it seems -- it's charles dickens. It's the perfect place to 205 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,322 Charles dickens. It's the perfect place to celebrate christmas. 206 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,857 It's the perfect place to celebrate christmas. Is it -- what are the 207 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,293 Celebrate christmas. Is it -- what are the traditions, what will you be 208 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:35,193 Is it -- what are the traditions, what will you be doing on christmas day that 209 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,028 Traditions, what will you be doing on christmas day that feels very british to you? 210 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,764 Doing on christmas day that feels very british to you? Sienna: I can out do your 211 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,666 Feels very british to you? Sienna: I can out do your london with my 16th century of 212 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,868 Sienna: I can out do your london with my 16th century of thatted cottage in the 213 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:44,903 London with my 16th century of thatted cottage in the dickensian town of westwick 214 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,104 Thatted cottage in the dickensian town of westwick ham. 215 00:06:45,106 --> 00:06:46,572 Dickensian town of westwick ham. I just told the world my 216 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:46,939 Ham. I just told the world my address. 217 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:48,206 I just told the world my address. Not that anyone cares. 218 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,008 Address. Not that anyone cares. Woo. 219 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:54,312 Not that anyone cares. Woo. And -- it's a hobbit house. 220 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,315 Woo. And -- it's a hobbit house. It sort of looks like something 221 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:57,282 And -- it's a hobbit house. It sort of looks like something out of middle earth and I will 222 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,817 It sort of looks like something out of middle earth and I will sit by the fire and drink red 223 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:02,654 Out of middle earth and I will sit by the fire and drink red wine and be in pajamas and eat 224 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:03,255 Sit by the fire and drink red wine and be in pajamas and eat and eat. 225 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,723 Wine and be in pajamas and eat and eat. Conan: That sounds fantastic. 226 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:05,557 And eat. Conan: That sounds fantastic. I have to say. 227 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,526 Conan: That sounds fantastic. I have to say. That sounds absolutely lovely. 228 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,294 I have to say. That sounds absolutely lovely. And I can't believe you live in 229 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,964 That sounds absolutely lovely. And I can't believe you live in -- you live in a of thatted 230 00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:12,131 And I can't believe you live in -- you live in a of thatted cottage. 231 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:14,967 -- You live in a of thatted cottage. That just makes me so happy. 232 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:17,069 Cottage. That just makes me so happy. It sounds like a fairy tale. 233 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:17,970 That just makes me so happy. It sounds like a fairy tale. Sienna: It actually is. 234 00:07:17,972 --> 00:07:19,738 It sounds like a fairy tale. Sienna: It actually is. It really is. 235 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,907 Sienna: It actually is. It really is. It's a fathery tale. 236 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,342 It really is. It's a fathery tale. Conan: I've always heard that 237 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:26,878 It's a fathery tale. Conan: I've always heard that in europe, every country has 238 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,746 Conan: I've always heard that in europe, every country has their own little traditions. 239 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:28,747 In europe, every country has their own little traditions. I don't know what you do. 240 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,816 Their own little traditions. I don't know what you do. Are there any traditions that 241 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,785 I don't know what you do. Are there any traditions that you have because in america, we 242 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:34,619 Are there any traditions that you have because in america, we just open the presents. 243 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,254 You have because in america, we just open the presents. And then we insult each other. 244 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:39,424 Just open the presents. And then we insult each other. What do you do in london or 245 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,159 And then we insult each other. What do you do in london or growing up, certain games you 246 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:41,360 What do you do in london or growing up, certain games you play? 247 00:07:41,362 --> 00:07:42,961 Growing up, certain games you play? Or ways to pass the time? 248 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,030 Play? Or ways to pass the time? Sienna: In England, we open the 249 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:49,468 Or ways to pass the time? Sienna: In England, we open the booze before the presents. 250 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,268 Sienna: In England, we open the booze before the presents. Conan: Nice. 251 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,136 Booze before the presents. Conan: Nice. Sienna: In a also leads to 252 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:51,770 Conan: Nice. Sienna: In a also leads to catastrophic fights. 253 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,773 Sienna: In a also leads to catastrophic fights. We do sit around the kitchen 254 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:55,841 Catastrophic fights. We do sit around the kitchen table and play a game called 255 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:59,378 We do sit around the kitchen table and play a game called name in a hat. 256 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:01,179 Table and play a game called name in a hat. Have you ever played that game? 257 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:01,446 Name in a hat. Have you ever played that game? Conan: No. 258 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,648 Have you ever played that game? Conan: No. Sienna: Five famous names dead 259 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,249 Conan: No. Sienna: Five famous names dead or alive in a hat folded up and 260 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,251 Sienna: Five famous names dead or alive in a hat folded up and on two teams and you pull -- 261 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,053 Or alive in a hat folded up and on two teams and you pull -- conan: That's ok. 262 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,287 On two teams and you pull -- conan: That's ok. Sienna: Pull a name out of the 263 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:09,488 Conan: That's ok. Sienna: Pull a name out of the hat. 264 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,889 Sienna: Pull a name out of the hat. And I have to describe who the 265 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,891 Hat. And I have to describe who the name is without saying the 266 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:13,258 And I have to describe who the name is without saying the name. 267 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,693 Name is without saying the name. And as the rounds go on, you 268 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,594 Name. And as the rounds go on, you just get one word. 269 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,095 And as the rounds go on, you just get one word. So by the time you have played 270 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,163 Just get one word. So by the time you have played three round you can say walking 271 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,032 So by the time you have played three round you can say walking stick and they go winston 272 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:21,000 Three round you can say walking stick and they go winston churchill because you've done 273 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:22,467 Stick and they go winston churchill because you've done -- walking stick. 274 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,001 Churchill because you've done -- walking stick. Cigar. 275 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:23,401 -- Walking stick. Cigar. Whatever. 276 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,903 Cigar. Whatever. Conan: So the first round you 277 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,805 Whatever. Conan: So the first round you would say walking stick. 278 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,974 Conan: So the first round you would say walking stick. Cigar. 279 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,508 Would say walking stick. Cigar. Sienna: Yes. 280 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,109 Cigar. Sienna: Yes. Conan: Yeah. 281 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,878 Sienna: Yes. Conan: Yeah. World war ii. 282 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,813 Conan: Yeah. World war ii. If you got my name, what would 283 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:35,614 World war ii. If you got my name, what would you say? 284 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:39,017 If you got my name, what would you say? If you got conan -- 285 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:39,818 You say? If you got conan -- sienna: Funny. 286 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,020 If you got conan -- sienna: Funny. Conan: Nice. 287 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,554 Sienna: Funny. Conan: Nice. Thank you. 288 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,089 Conan: Nice. Thank you. Sienna: Awesome. 289 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,690 Thank you. Sienna: Awesome. Charming. 290 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,694 Sienna: Awesome. Charming. Delightful. 291 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:49,028 Charming. Delightful. Yeah. 292 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,662 Delightful. Yeah. Conan: Sienna, no one would get 293 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,032 Yeah. Conan: Sienna, no one would get it if you said that. 294 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:53,398 Conan: Sienna, no one would get it if you said that. [laughter] 295 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,300 It if you said that. [laughter] you need to say -- you need to 296 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,237 [laughter] you need to say -- you need to say "thin lips. 297 00:08:58,239 --> 00:08:58,637 You need to say -- you need to say "thin lips. Aging badly." 298 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,639 Say "thin lips. Aging badly." and people will go conan! 299 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,206 Aging badly." and people will go conan! -- Yeah. 300 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,642 And people will go conan! -- Yeah. That's the way to do it. 301 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,877 -- Yeah. That's the way to do it. You know, sienna, I've -- I met 302 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,646 That's the way to do it. You know, sienna, I've -- I met you a long -- a long time ago, 303 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,847 You know, sienna, I've -- I met you a long -- a long time ago, I think I was one your first 304 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:12,451 You a long -- a long time ago, I think I was one your first talk show appearances. 305 00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:14,553 I think I was one your first talk show appearances. Way back in the day. 306 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,522 Talk show appearances. Way back in the day. And you've always been very 307 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,457 Way back in the day. And you've always been very stylish and sort of blazing a 308 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:19,725 And you've always been very stylish and sort of blazing a trail. 309 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,760 Stylish and sort of blazing a trail. In my opinion, in style. 310 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,896 Trail. In my opinion, in style. You always look so fantastic. 311 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:25,630 In my opinion, in style. You always look so fantastic. Some people say that you're 312 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:28,367 You always look so fantastic. Some people say that you're responsible for the ugg craze. 313 00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:29,668 Some people say that you're responsible for the ugg craze. Because you were one of the 314 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,871 Responsible for the ugg craze. Because you were one of the first people, famous people to 315 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:36,274 Because you were one of the first people, famous people to wear us -- uggs out and around. 316 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,209 First people, famous people to wear us -- uggs out and around. Sienna: With anything. 317 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:38,277 Wear us -- uggs out and around. Sienna: With anything. Once I discovered there was a 318 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:39,478 Sienna: With anything. Once I discovered there was a shoe that felt like a slipper 319 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,378 Once I discovered there was a shoe that felt like a slipper that you could wear on the 320 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,080 Shoe that felt like a slipper that you could wear on the street, there was no turning 321 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:42,881 That you could wear on the street, there was no turning back. 322 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,117 Street, there was no turning back. Because I -- I actually love 323 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:45,417 Back. Because I -- I actually love comfort. 324 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,851 Because I -- I actually love comfort. I -- I'm going to show you a 325 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:47,218 Comfort. I -- I'm going to show you a secret. 326 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,555 I -- I'm going to show you a secret. This is very elegant on the top 327 00:09:49,557 --> 00:09:50,054 Secret. This is very elegant on the top but look. 328 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,823 This is very elegant on the top but look. It's a track suit. 329 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,960 But look. It's a track suit. Conan: I like it. 330 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,561 It's a track suit. Conan: I like it. So -- but I'm curious. 331 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,730 Conan: I like it. So -- but I'm curious. I think you wore -- I remember 332 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,198 So -- but I'm curious. I think you wore -- I remember -- I remember seeing a picture 333 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,167 I think you wore -- I remember -- I remember seeing a picture of you looking very beautiful. 334 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,769 -- I remember seeing a picture of you looking very beautiful. And you're wearing a short -- I 335 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:04,469 Of you looking very beautiful. And you're wearing a short -- I think a short skirt. 336 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,438 And you're wearing a short -- I think a short skirt. If I remember correctly. 337 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,839 Think a short skirt. If I remember correctly. And uggs with the short skirt. 338 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,573 If I remember correctly. And uggs with the short skirt. And it worked. 339 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,208 And uggs with the short skirt. And it worked. But it felt like you -- you 340 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,077 And it worked. But it felt like you -- you just knew it would work when -- 341 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,545 But it felt like you -- you just knew it would work when -- if someone described that to me 342 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,114 Just knew it would work when -- if someone described that to me I would say no, that's not 343 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,715 If someone described that to me I would say no, that's not going to work but it worked. 344 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,416 I would say no, that's not going to work but it worked. It was beautiful. 345 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:17,983 Going to work but it worked. It was beautiful. Sienna: Thanks. 346 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,817 It was beautiful. Sienna: Thanks. I don't know how to respond to 347 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,319 Sienna: Thanks. I don't know how to respond to that other than thank you. 348 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:21,620 I don't know how to respond to that other than thank you. I think I did just wear them 349 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:22,187 That other than thank you. I think I did just wear them with everything. 350 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,523 I think I did just wear them with everything. To the point where they would 351 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:26,024 With everything. To the point where they would collapse inward. 352 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,892 To the point where they would collapse inward. And -- with my back. 353 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:28,460 Collapse inward. And -- with my back. Because I've aged. 354 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,895 And -- with my back. Because I've aged. But still I wear them. 355 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,730 Because I've aged. But still I wear them. Conan: Well, my only question 356 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,232 But still I wear them. Conan: Well, my only question is have you been compensated by 357 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,433 Conan: Well, my only question is have you been compensated by the ugg people? 358 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,570 Is have you been compensated by the ugg people? Because that's a very powerful 359 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:38,937 The ugg people? Because that's a very powerful company. 360 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,672 Because that's a very powerful company. They make a lot of money. 361 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,808 Company. They make a lot of money. I'm hoping that they have cut 362 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,210 They make a lot of money. I'm hoping that they have cut you in for a piece of the ugg 363 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:45,510 I'm hoping that they have cut you in for a piece of the ugg empire. 364 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,045 You in for a piece of the ugg empire. Because you deserve it. 365 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,580 Empire. Because you deserve it. Sienna: They have not. 366 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,316 Because you deserve it. Sienna: They have not. They send me free boots. 367 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:51,784 Sienna: They have not. They send me free boots. Occasionally. 368 00:10:51,786 --> 00:10:52,551 They send me free boots. Occasionally. But no. 369 00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:53,518 Occasionally. But no. There is no slice of that pie. 370 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,821 But no. There is no slice of that pie. So I think we should start the 371 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,757 There is no slice of that pie. So I think we should start the make a sienna ambassador ugg 372 00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,191 So I think we should start the make a sienna ambassador ugg campaign. 373 00:10:59,193 --> 00:10:59,791 Make a sienna ambassador ugg campaign. But -- 374 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,659 Campaign. But -- conan: Yes. 375 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,259 But -- conan: Yes. Sienna: Yeah. 376 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,161 Conan: Yes. Sienna: Yeah. Conan: Sienna, if you would 377 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,864 Sienna: Yeah. Conan: Sienna, if you would like, I'm very powerful in show 378 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,565 Conan: Sienna, if you would like, I'm very powerful in show business. 379 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:07,800 Like, I'm very powerful in show business. In america. 380 00:11:07,802 --> 00:11:10,769 Business. In america. And -- well, parts of america. 381 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,637 In america. And -- well, parts of america. A very small part of america. 382 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,672 And -- well, parts of america. A very small part of america. I'm very powerful. 383 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,207 A very small part of america. I'm very powerful. If you would like, I'll get 384 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:15,474 I'm very powerful. If you would like, I'll get involved. 385 00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:17,075 If you would like, I'll get involved. And I will secure you a piece 386 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,810 Involved. And I will secure you a piece of the ugg empire. 387 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,478 And I will secure you a piece of the ugg empire. Sienna: Ok. 388 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,680 Of the ugg empire. Sienna: Ok. Yes, thank you. 389 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,081 Sienna: Ok. Yes, thank you. Conan: You know, one thing you 390 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,383 Yes, thank you. Conan: You know, one thing you and I both have in common is we 391 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,387 Conan: You know, one thing you and I both have in common is we both have famously beautiful 392 00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:29,855 And I both have in common is we both have famously beautiful hair. 393 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:33,192 Both have famously beautiful hair. And -- but mine has become very 394 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:36,661 Hair. And -- but mine has become very unkempt and ragged during the 395 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,662 And -- but mine has become very unkempt and ragged during the quarantine. 396 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,931 Unkempt and ragged during the quarantine. Yours looks beautiful and I 397 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,965 Quarantine. Yours looks beautiful and I understand that you're quite 398 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,868 Yours looks beautiful and I understand that you're quite good at taking care of your own 399 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,234 Understand that you're quite good at taking care of your own hair. 400 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:43,902 Good at taking care of your own hair. That you have -- you know, 401 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,570 Hair. That you have -- you know, you're a talented hairstylist. 402 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,471 That you have -- you know, you're a talented hairstylist. Is that true? 403 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,408 You're a talented hairstylist. Is that true? Sienna: I am a closet hair 404 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:49,708 Is that true? Sienna: I am a closet hair dresser. 405 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,509 Sienna: I am a closet hair dresser. That sounds wrong. 406 00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:51,410 Dresser. That sounds wrong. But you know what I mean. 407 00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:54,446 That sounds wrong. But you know what I mean. And throughout lockdown, I was 408 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,815 But you know what I mean. And throughout lockdown, I was the designated haircutter. 409 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,049 And throughout lockdown, I was the designated haircutter. Not that that is the right 410 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,085 The designated haircutter. Not that that is the right phrase, either. 411 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,420 Not that that is the right phrase, either. But I had to use kitchen 412 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:02,821 Phrase, either. But I had to use kitchen scissors because we didn't have 413 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,656 But I had to use kitchen scissors because we didn't have proper scissors but I gave some 414 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,858 Scissors because we didn't have proper scissors but I gave some pretty epic cuts to people. 415 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,493 Proper scissors but I gave some pretty epic cuts to people. And I've always cut my own 416 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,294 Pretty epic cuts to people. And I've always cut my own fringe and bangs I should say. 417 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,496 And I've always cut my own fringe and bangs I should say. I can do a bit of that with the 418 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:11,930 Fringe and bangs I should say. I can do a bit of that with the scissor. 419 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:12,931 I can do a bit of that with the scissor. Conan: Wow. 420 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,732 Scissor. Conan: Wow. Sienna: I can -- yeah. 421 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,399 Conan: Wow. Sienna: I can -- yeah. That thing. 422 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,334 Sienna: I can -- yeah. That thing. When they twist it around and 423 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,103 That thing. When they twist it around and they go -- which -- 424 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:18,770 When they twist it around and they go -- which -- conan: Yeah. 425 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,139 They go -- which -- conan: Yeah. I've -- when I've grown my hair 426 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,640 Conan: Yeah. I've -- when I've grown my hair very long, they do that 427 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,176 I've -- when I've grown my hair very long, they do that sometimes to give it a little 428 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,044 Very long, they do that sometimes to give it a little twist at the bottom. 429 00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:26,845 Sometimes to give it a little twist at the bottom. Sienna: Give it a little 430 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,847 Twist at the bottom. Sienna: Give it a little lightness on the end, yeah. 431 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,216 Sienna: Give it a little lightness on the end, yeah. Conan: The -- you know, I think 432 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:34,319 Lightness on the end, yeah. Conan: The -- you know, I think it's -- it takes a lot of trust 433 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,721 Conan: The -- you know, I think it's -- it takes a lot of trust to let someone -- I mean, I 434 00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:37,222 It's -- it takes a lot of trust to let someone -- I mean, I don't even trust professionals 435 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,191 To let someone -- I mean, I don't even trust professionals to get near my hair. 436 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,493 Don't even trust professionals to get near my hair. But I would trufment you. 437 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,528 To get near my hair. But I would trufment you. You know, I -- I think -- I 438 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,663 But I would trufment you. You know, I -- I think -- I would trust you. 439 00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,831 You know, I -- I think -- I would trust you. I feel like I know you. 440 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,368 Would trust you. I feel like I know you. And I would let you cut my hair 441 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,969 I feel like I know you. And I would let you cut my hair someday if that were something 442 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:51,870 And I would let you cut my hair someday if that were something you were interested in. 443 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,339 Someday if that were something you were interested in. Sienna: How about when this 444 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,175 You were interested in. Sienna: How about when this whole shit show ends I could 445 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,677 Sienna: How about when this whole shit show ends I could come and give you a cut. 446 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,579 Whole shit show ends I could come and give you a cut. Conan: Are you referring to my 447 00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:00,746 Come and give you a cut. Conan: Are you referring to my show? 448 00:13:00,748 --> 00:13:03,482 Conan: Are you referring to my show? Or the quarantine epidemic? 449 00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:06,551 Show? Or the quarantine epidemic? Sienna: The covid restrictions. 450 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,953 Or the quarantine epidemic? Sienna: The covid restrictions. [laughter] 451 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,888 Sienna: The covid restrictions. [laughter] conan: When it's over -- 452 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,089 [laughter] conan: When it's over -- sienna: Live on air because 453 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:11,890 Conan: When it's over -- sienna: Live on air because you've now pledged that you 454 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,691 Sienna: Live on air because you've now pledged that you would let me. 455 00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:14,459 You've now pledged that you would let me. So I'm going to hold you to it. 456 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,361 Would let me. So I'm going to hold you to it. Conan: Yeah. 457 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:16,895 So I'm going to hold you to it. Conan: Yeah. I will. 458 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,265 Conan: Yeah. I will. I will fly to london to see 459 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:20,465 I will. I will fly to london to see you. 460 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,967 I will fly to london to see you. Because I think any man would. 461 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,969 You. Because I think any man would. I will fly to london to see 462 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:24,303 Because I think any man would. I will fly to london to see you. 463 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,236 I will fly to london to see you. And you will cut my hair. 464 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,639 You. And you will cut my hair. We'll shoot it for the show. 465 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,373 And you will cut my hair. We'll shoot it for the show. Sienna: Great. 466 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,808 We'll shoot it for the show. Sienna: Great. Conan: And then I'll sue you 467 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,909 Sienna: Great. Conan: And then I'll sue you and we'll both be suing each 468 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,910 Conan: And then I'll sue you and we'll both be suing each other for a while. 469 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,612 And we'll both be suing each other for a while. And we'll be in the courts. 470 00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:34,546 Other for a while. And we'll be in the courts. Sienna: You could get them to 471 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,948 And we'll be in the courts. Sienna: You could get them to fly us to an exotic location. 472 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,117 Sienna: You could get them to fly us to an exotic location. Conan: Yes. 473 00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:39,718 Fly us to an exotic location. Conan: Yes. Yes. 474 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,152 Conan: Yes. Yes. Sienna: A haircut, it's going 475 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,288 Yes. Sienna: A haircut, it's going to be straight out of lockdown 476 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:43,622 Sienna: A haircut, it's going to be straight out of lockdown special. 477 00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:44,990 To be straight out of lockdown special. Conan: I love that. 478 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,658 Special. Conan: I love that. Sienna: And we'll have a 479 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,793 Conan: I love that. Sienna: And we'll have a reality show and screw ugg 480 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:49,027 Sienna: And we'll have a reality show and screw ugg because we will be making so 481 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,795 Reality show and screw ugg because we will be making so much money that way. 482 00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:50,895 Because we will be making so much money that way. Conan: Yes. 483 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,931 Much money that way. Conan: Yes. Sienna: And it will be great. 484 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,433 Conan: Yes. Sienna: And it will be great. Conan: You know what it will be 485 00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:57,102 Sienna: And it will be great. Conan: You know what it will be a version of "love island" only 486 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,638 Conan: You know what it will be a version of "love island" only where you cut my hair. 487 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,775 A version of "love island" only where you cut my hair. And obviously there's no sexual 488 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:04,075 Where you cut my hair. And obviously there's no sexual tension. 489 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,510 And obviously there's no sexual tension. There is on my part but not on 490 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,412 Tension. There is on my part but not on your part and it's a version of 491 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,415 There is on my part but not on your part and it's a version of love island that sbt quite as 492 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,751 Your part and it's a version of love island that sbt quite as sauce -- that isn't quite as 493 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:17,589 Love island that sbt quite as sauce -- that isn't quite as saucy as sauce eye -- playoff 494 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:17,823 Sauce -- that isn't quite as saucy as sauce eye -- playoff island. 495 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:19,958 Saucy as sauce eye -- playoff island. >> I'll be lady macbeth and one 496 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,359 Island. >> I'll be lady macbeth and one pair of scissors, what will 497 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:21,860 >> I'll be lady macbeth and one pair of scissors, what will happen? 498 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,995 Pair of scissors, what will happen? Conan: And then a lot of me and 499 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,864 Happen? Conan: And then a lot of me and the confessional with ragged 500 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,332 Conan: And then a lot of me and the confessional with ragged looking hair saying she did it 501 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:27,566 The confessional with ragged looking hair saying she did it again. 502 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:28,967 Looking hair saying she did it again. I was sleeping. 503 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,635 Again. I was sleeping. See you -- sienna came in and 504 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,571 I was sleeping. See you -- sienna came in and she cut off a chunk on this 505 00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,239 See you -- sienna came in and she cut off a chunk on this side. 506 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,108 She cut off a chunk on this side. I want to talk to you about 507 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:37,476 Side. I want to talk to you about "wander darkly." 508 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:39,378 I want to talk to you about "wander darkly." I had the chance to talk to 509 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,679 "wander darkly." I had the chance to talk to diego luna about the film. 510 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:45,184 I had the chance to talk to diego luna about the film. I got to see the film. 511 00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:48,253 Diego luna about the film. I got to see the film. Diego gives a terrific 512 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,320 I got to see the film. Diego gives a terrific performance but your character 513 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,388 Diego gives a terrific performance but your character had to -- you just had to 514 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,223 Performance but your character had to -- you just had to really put it all out there. 515 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,292 Had to -- you just had to really put it all out there. In a way that I can't -- not 516 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,861 Really put it all out there. In a way that I can't -- not being an actor I can't even 517 00:14:55,863 --> 00:14:58,663 In a way that I can't -- not being an actor I can't even imagine what that's like. 518 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,565 Being an actor I can't even imagine what that's like. Sienna: That's weirdly 519 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,601 Imagine what that's like. Sienna: That's weirdly catharsis in that kind of work 520 00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:03,002 Sienna: That's weirdly catharsis in that kind of work I don't know. 521 00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:03,535 Catharsis in that kind of work I don't know. It's strange. 522 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:04,403 I don't know. It's strange. But it was hard. 523 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,071 It's strange. But it was hard. It was hard and confusing and 524 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,672 But it was hard. It was hard and confusing and disorienting and all of those 525 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:07,972 It was hard and confusing and disorienting and all of those things. 526 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,408 Disorienting and all of those things. But I think I've explored grief 527 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,209 Things. But I think I've explored grief now at this point. 528 00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:11,243 But I think I've explored grief now at this point. I don't know that I've got any 529 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,611 Now at this point. I don't know that I've got any more to show from that 530 00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:13,045 I don't know that I've got any more to show from that perspective. 531 00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:15,848 More to show from that perspective. I think I'm ready for some tap 532 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:19,317 Perspective. I think I'm ready for some tap dancing, reality, haircutting. 533 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,319 I think I'm ready for some tap dancing, reality, haircutting. [laughter] 534 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,121 Dancing, reality, haircutting. [laughter] I think it's done. 535 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,423 [laughter] I think it's done. It's done. 536 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:24,923 I think it's done. It's done. Nothing more. 537 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,324 It's done. Nothing more. Conan: We have a clip. 538 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,293 Nothing more. Conan: We have a clip. We're going to show now from 539 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,428 Conan: We have a clip. We're going to show now from "wander darkly" which -- in 540 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,863 We're going to show now from "wander darkly" which -- in which -- I think it's actually 541 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,064 "wander darkly" which -- in which -- I think it's actually a very good clip to show in 542 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,032 Which -- I think it's actually a very good clip to show in this moment. 543 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,435 A very good clip to show in this moment. Because it -- it encapsulates 544 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,635 This moment. Because it -- it encapsulates the extremes that your 545 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,306 Because it -- it encapsulates the extremes that your character is driven to. 546 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,841 The extremes that your character is driven to. In this film. 547 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,976 Character is driven to. In this film. And again, this just gives you 548 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:45,844 In this film. And again, this just gives you a taste of some of the 549 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:46,778 And again, this just gives you a taste of some of the intensity of the movie. 550 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,480 A taste of some of the intensity of the movie. And it's just -- like I say the 551 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,649 Intensity of the movie. And it's just -- like I say the tip of the iceberg. 552 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:51,450 And it's just -- like I say the tip of the iceberg. Sienna: Yeah. 553 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:52,551 Tip of the iceberg. Sienna: Yeah. Conan: Let's show this clip 554 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:57,456 Sienna: Yeah. Conan: Let's show this clip right now from "wander darkly." 555 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:00,425 Conan: Let's show this clip right now from "wander darkly." >> you weren't there. 556 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:00,825 Right now from "wander darkly." >> you weren't there. Where do you go? 557 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,429 >> you weren't there. Where do you go? >> what happens -- you get 558 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,598 Where do you go? >> what happens -- you get scared and disappear and -- 559 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,536 >> what happens -- you get scared and disappear and -- >> that's it. 560 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,372 Scared and disappear and -- >> that's it. >> I can step into traffic now 561 00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:15,307 >> that's it. >> I can step into traffic now and it wouldn't matter -- 562 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,143 >> I can step into traffic now and it wouldn't matter -- >> hey! 563 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:18,343 And it wouldn't matter -- >> hey! Hey. 564 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:18,977 >> hey! Hey. It's ok. 565 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,346 Hey. It's ok. >> what is this, like 566 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:21,713 It's ok. >> what is this, like purgatory? 567 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,248 >> what is this, like purgatory? What's happening to me? 568 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:29,554 Purgatory? What's happening to me? >> hold on to me. 569 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,690 What's happening to me? >> hold on to me. Conan: Well, are you able to 570 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:32,758 >> hold on to me. Conan: Well, are you able to film now in london? 571 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,392 Conan: Well, are you able to film now in london? Are you able to work now during 572 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,294 Film now in london? Are you able to work now during the pandemic? 573 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,096 Are you able to work now during the pandemic? Sienna: I'm shooting which is 574 00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:37,596 The pandemic? Sienna: I'm shooting which is astounding. 575 00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:38,630 Sienna: I'm shooting which is astounding. And we have not shut down. 576 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,100 Astounding. And we have not shut down. And I've been at it from the 577 00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:42,567 And we have not shut down. And I've been at it from the beginning of November. 578 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,902 And I've been at it from the beginning of November. And it's surreal. 579 00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:46,105 Beginning of November. And it's surreal. I mean, everybody is in masks 580 00:16:46,107 --> 00:16:47,238 And it's surreal. I mean, everybody is in masks and goggles and I don't know 581 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,273 I mean, everybody is in masks and goggles and I don't know what anybody looks like. 582 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,707 And goggles and I don't know what anybody looks like. And I would like to hug people. 583 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,443 What anybody looks like. And I would like to hug people. That's not happening. 584 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,712 And I would like to hug people. That's not happening. But we are managing to make 585 00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:57,115 That's not happening. But we are managing to make this show which is -- which is 586 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:57,415 But we are managing to make this show which is -- which is great. 587 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,551 This show which is -- which is great. Conan: This is -- and I'm just 588 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:01,120 Great. Conan: This is -- and I'm just -- we are doing the same thing 589 00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,288 Conan: This is -- and I'm just -- we are doing the same thing which is we're -- we have been 590 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,857 -- We are doing the same thing which is we're -- we have been making shows wearing masks, 591 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,993 Which is we're -- we have been making shows wearing masks, getting tested, and we're 592 00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,961 Making shows wearing masks, getting tested, and we're starting to get used to it. 593 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,029 Getting tested, and we're starting to get used to it. Even though it's been months 594 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,263 Starting to get used to it. Even though it's been months and months. 595 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:12,998 Even though it's been months and months. But really looking forward to 596 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,299 And months. But really looking forward to this being over. 597 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,867 But really looking forward to this being over. Sienna: Me, too. 598 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:16,468 This being over. Sienna: Me, too. Me, too. 599 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,603 Sienna: Me, too. Me, too. Conan: Although I've had many 600 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,338 Me, too. Conan: Although I've had many people tell me they -- even 601 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,673 Conan: Although I've had many people tell me they -- even when this is over, they don't 602 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,909 People tell me they -- even when this is over, they don't want me to hug them. 603 00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:25,144 When this is over, they don't want me to hug them. So -- 604 00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:25,877 Want me to hug them. So -- sienna: Yeah. 605 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,213 So -- sienna: Yeah. Conan: Apparently that was -- 606 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,681 Sienna: Yeah. Conan: Apparently that was -- apparently that was an issue 607 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,017 Conan: Apparently that was -- apparently that was an issue with me. 608 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:32,818 Apparently that was an issue with me. Well, it's just delightful to 609 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:33,418 With me. Well, it's just delightful to talk to you. 610 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,287 Well, it's just delightful to talk to you. It really is. 611 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,955 Talk to you. It really is. And I want to make sure I 612 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,857 It really is. And I want to make sure I mention because it's a terrific 613 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,359 And I want to make sure I mention because it's a terrific film "wander darkly" is now on 614 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:41,660 Mention because it's a terrific film "wander darkly" is now on demand on apple tv. 615 00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:42,961 Film "wander darkly" is now on demand on apple tv. Prime video. 616 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:46,198 Demand on apple tv. Prime video. Or wherever you get your 617 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:46,365 Prime video. Or wherever you get your movies. 618 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:49,234 Or wherever you get your movies. And I hope you have a lovely 619 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,971 Movies. And I hope you have a lovely holiday in your tmatched hut 620 00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:59,678 And I hope you have a lovely holiday in your tmatched hut getting quietly imbibing and I 621 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,579 Holiday in your tmatched hut getting quietly imbibing and I look forward seeing when you 622 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,448 Getting quietly imbibing and I look forward seeing when you covid is over when you and I 623 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,216 Look forward seeing when you covid is over when you and I will be on a secluded island 624 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:06,351 Covid is over when you and I will be on a secluded island and you will cut my hair for a 625 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,352 Will be on a secluded island and you will cut my hair for a british reality show. 626 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,620 And you will cut my hair for a british reality show. Sienna: Done. 627 00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:09,287 British reality show. Sienna: Done. Done! 628 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:09,888 Sienna: Done. Done! Conan: All right. 629 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,490 Done! Conan: All right. You're going to regret saying 630 00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:14,793 Conan: All right. You're going to regret saying that. 631 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:15,594 You're going to regret saying that. Sienna miller. 632 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:20,732 That. Sienna miller. Thank 633 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,267 Sienna miller. Thank conan: Due to health 634 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,168 Thank conan: Due to health restrictions and leak of a 635 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,402 Conan: Due to health restrictions and leak of a studio audience we haven't been 636 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,971 Restrictions and leak of a studio audience we haven't been able to have standup copics 637 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:27,806 Studio audience we haven't been able to have standup copics perform on our show during the 638 00:18:27,808 --> 00:18:28,973 Able to have standup copics perform on our show during the pandemic. 639 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,776 Perform on our show during the pandemic. What if I sent a cameraman to 640 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,644 Pandemic. What if I sent a cameraman to their homes to safely shoot 641 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,312 What if I sent a cameraman to their homes to safely shoot them from a distance? 642 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,480 Their homes to safely shoot them from a distance? Here with a message to some of 643 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,650 Them from a distance? Here with a message to some of you out there, is a very funny 644 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:41,987 Here with a message to some of you out there, is a very funny gentleman, calvin evans. 645 00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:44,056 You out there, is a very funny gentleman, calvin evans. Calvin: I'm from chicago. 646 00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,657 Gentleman, calvin evans. Calvin: I'm from chicago. Let me quarantine in l.A. And I 647 00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,025 Calvin: I'm from chicago. Let me quarantine in l.A. And I see a lot of plastic surgery 648 00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:48,460 Let me quarantine in l.A. And I see a lot of plastic surgery and I'll say this this not a 649 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,528 See a lot of plastic surgery and I'll say this this not a fan of this. 650 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,996 And I'll say this this not a fan of this. If you had an accident and 651 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:52,163 Fan of this. If you had an accident and putting something back the way 652 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,665 If you had an accident and putting something back the way it was I understand but for 653 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,800 Putting something back the way it was I understand but for vanity reasons not a fan of it. 654 00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:56,835 It was I understand but for vanity reasons not a fan of it. And the reason is I feel like 655 00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,303 Vanity reasons not a fan of it. And the reason is I feel like we need ugly people. 656 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,671 And the reason is I feel like we need ugly people. I'm not saying that in a messed 657 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:00,338 We need ugly people. I'm not saying that in a messed up way. 658 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,274 I'm not saying that in a messed up way. I feel like ugly people advance 659 00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:03,575 Up way. I feel like ugly people advance society by leaps and bounds. 660 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,209 I feel like ugly people advance society by leaps and bounds. Think about all the greatest 661 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:04,943 Society by leaps and bounds. Think about all the greatest people in history. 662 00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:06,478 Think about all the greatest people in history. They all been ugly. 663 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,613 People in history. They all been ugly. Beautiful people they don't do 664 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:07,879 They all been ugly. Beautiful people they don't do anything. 665 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,281 Beautiful people they don't do anything. They just reap the benefits of 666 00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:10,115 Anything. They just reap the benefits of being beautiful and we accept 667 00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,649 They just reap the benefits of being beautiful and we accept them at face value. 668 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,017 Being beautiful and we accept them at face value. Literally. 669 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:13,585 Them at face value. Literally. Like angelina jolie. 670 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,786 Literally. Like angelina jolie. Gorus woman. 671 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,488 Like angelina jolie. Gorus woman. So gorgeous nobody said to her 672 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,923 Gorus woman. So gorgeous nobody said to her hey, your lips is chapped. 673 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:18,957 So gorgeous nobody said to her hey, your lips is chapped. Don't even worry about it. 674 00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:19,991 Hey, your lips is chapped. Don't even worry about it. Keep being beautiful. 675 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,126 Don't even worry about it. Keep being beautiful. But ugly people got to do 676 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:22,193 Keep being beautiful. But ugly people got to do amazing things to reap those 677 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,295 But ugly people got to do amazing things to reap those same benefits. 678 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,896 Amazing things to reap those same benefits. Like for instance steve jobs. 679 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:25,897 Same benefits. Like for instance steve jobs. Weird you go will he looking 680 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,132 Like for instance steve jobs. Weird you go will he looking dude wears glasses he's setting 681 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,166 Weird you go will he looking dude wears glasses he's setting around thinking to himself what 682 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:28,634 Dude wears glasses he's setting around thinking to himself what if. 683 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:29,834 Around thinking to himself what if. That's what you have to do when 684 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,636 If. That's what you have to do when you're ugly and think about 685 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:31,703 That's what you have to do when you're ugly and think about stuff that don't exist so 686 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:34,940 You're ugly and think about stuff that don't exist so people can love you -- like 687 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:35,240 Stuff that don't exist so people can love you -- like you. 688 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:39,878 People can love you -- like you. Music in my pocket? 689 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,979 You. Music in my pocket? I-pads, he never would have 690 00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:42,481 Music in my pocket? I-pads, he never would have thought if he was something sex 691 00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:43,582 I-pads, he never would have thought if he was something sex with somebody. 692 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:43,949 Thought if he was something sex with somebody. Jeff bezos. 693 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,117 With somebody. Jeff bezos. Weird looking dude. 694 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,318 Jeff bezos. Weird looking dude. And thinking about what if I 695 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,520 Weird looking dude. And thinking about what if I could just stay my ugly ass at 696 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,154 And thinking about what if I could just stay my ugly ass at home and shop? 697 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:50,355 Could just stay my ugly ass at home and shop? We have amazon change the way 698 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:50,822 Home and shop? We have amazon change the way we shop. 699 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,223 We have amazon change the way we shop. Do you understand what I'm 700 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:52,458 We shop. Do you understand what I'm saying? 701 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,761 Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you think of harriet tubman 702 00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:56,595 Saying? Do you think of harriet tubman was beautiful she would have 703 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:57,429 Do you think of harriet tubman was beautiful she would have saved as many slaves? 704 00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:58,063 Was beautiful she would have saved as many slaves? Don't do that. 705 00:19:58,065 --> 00:19:59,498 Saved as many slaves? Don't do that. If harriet tubman was beautiful 706 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,066 Don't do that. If harriet tubman was beautiful she would be a footnote about 707 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,334 If harriet tubman was beautiful she would be a footnote about some slave that had a bunch of 708 00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:02,934 She would be a footnote about some slave that had a bunch of mixed kids. 709 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:03,568 Some slave that had a bunch of mixed kids. She wasn't. 710 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,137 Mixed kids. She wasn't. She was ugly and enslaved. 711 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,671 She wasn't. She was ugly and enslaved. And she was looking around and 712 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,940 She was ugly and enslaved. And she was looking around and like yo, what if I left? 713 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:09,875 And she was looking around and like yo, what if I left? And she did. 714 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,543 Like yo, what if I left? And she did. She left and came back and left 715 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:12,444 And she did. She left and came back and left and came back and saved 716 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:13,311 She left and came back and left and came back and saved hundreds and thousands of 717 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:13,679 And came back and saved hundreds and thousands of slaves. 718 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:15,246 Hundreds and thousands of slaves. That was so unprecedented at 719 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:15,547 Slaves. That was so unprecedented at the time. 720 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:16,882 That was so unprecedented at the time. We forgot how she looked and 721 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,784 The time. We forgot how she looked and almost put on a $20 bill. 722 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,619 We forgot how she looked and almost put on a $20 bill. And then they print the $20 and 723 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,087 Almost put on a $20 bill. And then they print the $20 and who the hell is this? 724 00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:24,089 And then they print the $20 and who the hell is this? Is this the only picture we 725 00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:24,323 Who the hell is this? Is this the only picture we got? 726 00:20:24,325 --> 00:20:25,891 Is this the only picture we got? What do you mean it's photo 727 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,358 Got? What do you mean it's photo shopped? 728 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,592 What do you mean it's photo shopped? Look, if you sit at home and 729 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,294 Shopped? Look, if you sit at home and watching this and you're ugly, 730 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,296 Look, if you sit at home and watching this and you're ugly, stop worrying about your looks. 731 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:36,468 Watching this and you're ugly, stop worrying about your looks. Get up, go change the world. 732 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,402 Stop worrying about your looks. Get up, go change the world. I'm calvin evans. 733 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,704 Get up, go change the world. I'm calvin evans. This is my time. 734 00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,172 I'm calvin evans. This is my time. Conan: Wise words, calvin. 735 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:48,113 This is my time. Conan: Wise words, calvin. And thank you very much. 736 00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:49,014 Conan: Wise words, calvin. And thank you very much. ♪ 737 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,282 And thank you very much. ♪ conan: Ok, everybody. 738 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,983 ♪ conan: Ok, everybody. That's our last show for the 739 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:52,417 Conan: Ok, everybody. That's our last show for the holidays. 740 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,186 That's our last show for the holidays. Have a great one. 741 00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:57,489 Holidays. Have a great one. Stay safe.