1 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:12,544 ♪ andy: Coming to you from the the historic largo theater in los 2 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,547 Andy: Coming to you from the the historic largo theater in los angeles, it's "conan!" 3 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,116 Historic largo theater in los angeles, it's "conan!" I'm andy richter. 4 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,718 Angeles, it's "conan!" I'm andy richter. Tonight, laci mosley. 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,555 I'm andy richter. Tonight, laci mosley. And now, here he is, conan 6 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,523 Tonight, laci mosley. And now, here he is, conan o'brien! 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,158 And now, here he is, conan o'brien! ♪ 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,659 O'brien! ♪ [applause] 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,861 ♪ [applause] conan: Thank you, thank you very 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,896 [applause] conan: Thank you, thank you very much. 11 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,130 Conan: Thank you, thank you very much. Welcome to the program. 12 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:32,965 Much. Welcome to the program. Terrific show tonight. 13 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,367 Welcome to the program. Terrific show tonight. Laci mosley from the "scam 14 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,234 Terrific show tonight. Laci mosley from the "scam goddess" podcast. 15 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,269 Laci mosley from the "scam goddess" podcast. Very funny woman. 16 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,170 Goddess" podcast. Very funny woman. Looking forward to talking to 17 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:38,570 Very funny woman. Looking forward to talking to her. 18 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,306 Looking forward to talking to her. Of course, joined by hundreds of 19 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,141 Her. Of course, joined by hundreds of cardboard people and andy. 20 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,711 Of course, joined by hundreds of cardboard people and andy. Andy, you're real, right? 21 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,179 Cardboard people and andy. Andy, you're real, right? Andy: Mostly. 22 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,348 Andy, you're real, right? Andy: Mostly. I'm a little bit of filler. 23 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,050 Andy: Mostly. I'm a little bit of filler. Conan: Do you get creeped out at 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,285 I'm a little bit of filler. Conan: Do you get creeped out at all night after night you're 25 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,854 Conan: Do you get creeped out at all night after night you're sitting there with, I think, 26 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:59,057 All night after night you're sitting there with, I think, almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of 27 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,358 Sitting there with, I think, almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of conan fans across the country. 28 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,794 Almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of conan fans across the country. Does it bum you out? 29 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,197 Conan fans across the country. Does it bum you out? Or is it ok? 30 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:05,864 Does it bum you out? Or is it ok? Andy: They're the perfect 31 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:09,968 Or is it ok? Andy: They're the perfect audience, quiet, 32 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:10,402 Andy: They're the perfect audience, quiet, two-dimensional. 33 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,203 Audience, quiet, two-dimensional. Conan: Frightening and sad at 34 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,204 Two-dimensional. Conan: Frightening and sad at the same time. 35 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,805 Conan: Frightening and sad at the same time. Speaking of frightening and sad, 36 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,173 The same time. Speaking of frightening and sad, how are you feeling now that the 37 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,209 Speaking of frightening and sad, how are you feeling now that the election cycle is over? 38 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,010 How are you feeling now that the election cycle is over? Andy: It's weird, because, to be 39 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,946 Election cycle is over? Andy: It's weird, because, to be honest, I kind of miss getting 40 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,081 Andy: It's weird, because, to be honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political 41 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:23,782 Honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political candidates all the time. 42 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,384 Texts from all the political candidates all the time. Conan: I know what you mean. 43 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,518 Candidates all the time. Conan: I know what you mean. It feels a little weird. 44 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,721 Conan: I know what you mean. It feels a little weird. I used to get tons of texts and 45 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,790 It feels a little weird. I used to get tons of texts and I haven't gotten any today. 46 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,525 I used to get tons of texts and I haven't gotten any today. Andy: I'm glad you brought that 47 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,426 I haven't gotten any today. Andy: I'm glad you brought that up, conan. 48 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,160 Andy: I'm glad you brought that up, conan. Conan: I didn't. 49 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,128 Up, conan. Conan: I didn't. Andy: Because I'm launching a 50 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,162 Conan: I didn't. Andy: Because I'm launching a new service. 51 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,463 Andy: Because I'm launching a new service. Introducing andy's list, just 52 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,833 New service. Introducing andy's list, just donate $25 to andy's list and 53 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:43,335 Introducing andy's list, just donate $25 to andy's list and I'll text you seven to eight 54 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,203 Donate $25 to andy's list and I'll text you seven to eight times per day asking you for 55 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,338 I'll text you seven to eight times per day asking you for more money. 56 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,041 Times per day asking you for more money. Sometimes I'll even mix it up 57 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:52,911 More money. Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say my name is felicia or 58 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,612 Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say my name is felicia or christine baranski. 59 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,515 And say my name is felicia or christine baranski. The more money you donate, the 60 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,216 Christine baranski. The more money you donate, the more texts you get asking for 61 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:58,984 The more money you donate, the more texts you get asking for money. 62 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,652 More texts you get asking for money. Conan: What exactly am I 63 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:01,653 Money. Conan: What exactly am I donating to? 64 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,322 Conan: What exactly am I donating to? Is it a non-profit organization? 65 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,024 Donating to? Is it a non-profit organization? Andy: It's similar to that 66 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,560 Is it a non-profit organization? Andy: It's similar to that except this is a profit 67 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,361 Andy: It's similar to that except this is a profit non-organization. 68 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,330 Except this is a profit non-organization. Plus, if you sign up for a 69 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,399 Non-organization. Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll 70 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,735 Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails 71 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,271 Recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails and if you donate over $1,000, 72 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,572 Also send you threatening emails and if you donate over $1,000, I'll call your home during 73 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,074 And if you donate over $1,000, I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally 74 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,642 I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the 75 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,276 Dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the country. 76 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,343 Blame you for the state of the country. Conan: Ok, andy, why would 77 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,013 Country. Conan: Ok, andy, why would anyone want this? 78 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,014 Conan: Ok, andy, why would anyone want this? Andy: People must like it 79 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,482 Anyone want this? Andy: People must like it because they keep donating to 80 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,184 Andy: People must like it because they keep donating to political candidates. 81 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,952 Because they keep donating to political candidates. And with andy's list, at least 82 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,620 Political candidates. And with andy's list, at least you don't have to be 83 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,689 And with andy's list, at least you don't have to be disappointed when your candidate 84 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,759 You don't have to be disappointed when your candidate eventually loses. 85 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,927 Disappointed when your candidate eventually loses. Conan: Hey, I just got a text 86 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,062 Eventually loses. Conan: Hey, I just got a text from andy's list. 87 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,497 Conan: Hey, I just got a text from andy's list. Andy: Consider it your christmas 88 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,298 From andy's list. Andy: Consider it your christmas present, conan. 89 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,199 Andy: Consider it your christmas present, conan. Conan: Another one? 90 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,800 Present, conan. Conan: Another one? How do I opt out? 91 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,169 Conan: Another one? How do I opt out? Andy: You can opt out at any 92 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:50,703 How do I opt out? Andy: You can opt out at any time. 93 00:02:50,705 --> 00:02:52,871 Andy: You can opt out at any time. Just text back the words "opt 94 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,140 Time. Just text back the words "opt out" in all caps. 95 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,174 Just text back the words "opt out" in all caps. Conan: And you'll take me off 96 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,043 Out" in all caps. Conan: And you'll take me off the list? 97 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:58,410 Conan: And you'll take me off the list? Andy: Nope. 98 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,044 The list? Andy: Nope. Andy's list. 99 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,979 Andy: Nope. Andy's list. If you're going to waste your 100 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,616 Andy's list. If you're going to waste your money, why not waste it on this? 101 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,817 If you're going to waste your money, why not waste it on this? Conan: Thanks, andy. 102 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,186 Money, why not waste it on this? Conan: Thanks, andy. You've wasted everyone's time. 103 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,122 Conan: Thanks, andy. You've wasted everyone's time. Hey, one of joe biden's first 104 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,123 You've wasted everyone's time. Hey, one of joe biden's first actions as president-elect has 105 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,726 Hey, one of joe biden's first actions as president-elect has been to form a covid task force 106 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:14,626 Actions as president-elect has been to form a covid task force and encourage everyone in 107 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:19,398 Been to form a covid task force and encourage everyone in america to wear a mask. 108 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,031 And encourage everyone in america to wear a mask. Unfortunately, a lot of 109 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,701 America to wear a mask. Unfortunately, a lot of americans say this policy 110 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,202 Unfortunately, a lot of americans say this policy impedes their personal freedom. 111 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,337 Americans say this policy impedes their personal freedom. Luckily, there's a product for 112 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,071 Impedes their personal freedom. Luckily, there's a product for those who don't want to be 113 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,472 Luckily, there's a product for those who don't want to be forced to wear a mask. 114 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:30,676 Those who don't want to be forced to wear a mask. Take a look. 115 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,411 Forced to wear a mask. Take a look. >> are you tired being forced to 116 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,347 Take a look. >> are you tired being forced to wear a mask just to enter 117 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,481 >> are you tired being forced to wear a mask just to enter stores, bars and restaurants? 118 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:39,151 Wear a mask just to enter stores, bars and restaurants? If you're fed up wearing a piece 119 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:41,253 Stores, bars and restaurants? If you're fed up wearing a piece of cloth on your face because of 120 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,354 If you're fed up wearing a piece of cloth on your face because of a tiny global pandemic, we have 121 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,622 Of cloth on your face because of a tiny global pandemic, we have a solution. 122 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,723 A tiny global pandemic, we have a solution. Introducing fake masks. 123 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,160 A solution. Introducing fake masks. Fake masks are high-quality, 124 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,828 Introducing fake masks. Fake masks are high-quality, counterfeit face coverings that 125 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,229 Fake masks are high-quality, counterfeit face coverings that are indistinguishable from real 126 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:51,663 Counterfeit face coverings that are indistinguishable from real masks. 127 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,131 Are indistinguishable from real masks. They're sure to get you into 128 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,467 Masks. They're sure to get you into anywhere that requires a face 129 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,435 They're sure to get you into anywhere that requires a face covering. 130 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,970 Anywhere that requires a face covering. Look at this comparison of one 131 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,371 Covering. Look at this comparison of one of those freedom destroying real 132 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,973 Look at this comparison of one of those freedom destroying real masks with one of our fake 133 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,174 Of those freedom destroying real masks with one of our fake masks. 134 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:03,775 Masks with one of our fake masks. You can't even tell the 135 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:04,576 Masks. You can't even tell the difference. 136 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,077 You can't even tell the difference. Conan: Hey, nice mask. 137 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:06,779 Difference. Conan: Hey, nice mask. >> fooled them. 138 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:09,648 Conan: Hey, nice mask. >> fooled them. For the low, low price of $350, 139 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,783 >> fooled them. For the low, low price of $350, you'll never have to wear a mask 140 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,484 For the low, low price of $350, you'll never have to wear a mask again. 141 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:16,254 You'll never have to wear a mask again. And the best part is they're as 142 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,255 Again. And the best part is they're as medically effective as real 143 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:17,456 And the best part is they're as medically effective as real masks. 144 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,324 Medically effective as real masks. >> how are these any different 145 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:19,658 Masks. >> how are these any different from -- 146 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,860 >> how are these any different from -- >> order now to receive a 50% 147 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:25,397 From -- >> order now to receive a 50% discount on our patented fake 148 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,398 >> order now to receive a 50% discount on our patented fake face shields. 149 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,899 Discount on our patented fake face shields. Fake masks, they're different, 150 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,901 Face shields. Fake masks, they're different, we promise. 151 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,035 Fake masks, they're different, we promise. Conan: Ok. 152 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,604 We promise. Conan: Ok. We have a great show tonight. 153 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,006 Conan: Ok. We have a great show tonight. Laci mosley, I'm told, is having 154 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,541 We have a great show tonight. Laci mosley, I'm told, is having trouble -- this is real -- is 155 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,811 Laci mosley, I'm told, is having trouble -- this is real -- is having trouble getting a wi-fi 156 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:41,346 Trouble -- this is real -- is having trouble getting a wi-fi signal so we're going to try and 157 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,415 Having trouble getting a wi-fi signal so we're going to try and remedy that situation, improvise 158 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,015 Signal so we're going to try and remedy that situation, improvise a little bit. 159 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,819 Remedy that situation, improvise a little bit. We'll be back laci in a second. 160 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:53,792 A little bit. We'll be back laci in a second. ♪ 161 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,962 We'll be back laci in a second. ♪ ♪ 162 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,530 ♪ ♪ conan: We are back. 163 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,665 ♪ conan: We are back. Yes, having a little trouble 164 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,366 Conan: We are back. Yes, having a little trouble with laci mosley's wi-fi. 165 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,635 Yes, having a little trouble with laci mosley's wi-fi. But we will get that sorted out 166 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,070 With laci mosley's wi-fi. But we will get that sorted out in just a few minutes. 167 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,339 But we will get that sorted out in just a few minutes. I did want to bring this up. 168 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,474 In just a few minutes. I did want to bring this up. Last week five states passed 169 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,076 I did want to bring this up. Last week five states passed laws that legalized marijuana 170 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,811 Last week five states passed laws that legalized marijuana use for their citizens including 171 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:14,579 Laws that legalized marijuana use for their citizens including new jersey. 172 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,548 Use for their citizens including new jersey. The marijuana referendum passed 173 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,950 New jersey. The marijuana referendum passed by a huge margin in new jersey. 174 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,552 The marijuana referendum passed by a huge margin in new jersey. Lawmakers say this ad had a lot 175 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:24,556 By a huge margin in new jersey. Lawmakers say this ad had a lot to do with it. 176 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:31,697 Lawmakers say this ad had a lot to do with it. >> you live in newark. 177 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:35,067 To do with it. >> you live in newark. How'd you like to be ok with 178 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:35,967 >> you live in newark. How'd you like to be ok with that? 179 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,271 How'd you like to be ok with that? Vote yes on the new jersey weed 180 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,272 That? Vote yes on the new jersey weed referendum. 181 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,173 Vote yes on the new jersey weed referendum. Conan: You've probably seen 182 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,207 Referendum. Conan: You've probably seen this, a picture of joe biden 183 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:42,841 Conan: You've probably seen this, a picture of joe biden getting attention. 184 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,710 This, a picture of joe biden getting attention. It's been all over twitter. 185 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:45,811 Getting attention. It's been all over twitter. Take a look. 186 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,446 It's been all over twitter. Take a look. The thing people are talking 187 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,780 Take a look. The thing people are talking about, obviously, is that the 188 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,983 The thing people are talking about, obviously, is that the hat biden's wearing says "we 189 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,587 About, obviously, is that the hat biden's wearing says "we just did" and it's a clever 190 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,790 Hat biden's wearing says "we just did" and it's a clever response to the trump slogan, 191 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,457 Just did" and it's a clever response to the trump slogan, "make america great again" and 192 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,126 Response to the trump slogan, "make america great again" and it looks like the hat caught the 193 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,828 "make america great again" and it looks like the hat caught the attention to those on the trump 194 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,129 It looks like the hat caught the attention to those on the trump team because donald trump jr. 195 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,964 Attention to those on the trump team because donald trump jr. Posted a photo of himself 196 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,433 Team because donald trump jr. Posted a photo of himself wearing this hat, "but we did it 197 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,236 Posted a photo of himself wearing this hat, "but we did it first, so suck it," not a very 198 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,138 Wearing this hat, "but we did it first, so suck it," not a very classy response which is 199 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:13,805 First, so suck it," not a very classy response which is probably why kamala harris 200 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,141 Classy response which is probably why kamala harris posted a picture with this hat 201 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,243 Probably why kamala harris posted a picture with this hat "why don't you say that to my 202 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,913 Posted a picture with this hat "why don't you say that to my face, donnie" which got this 203 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:25,951 "why don't you say that to my face, donnie" which got this response from felicity melania p 204 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:29,654 Face, donnie" which got this response from felicity melania p "only face to yours to suck" 205 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,958 Response from felicity melania p "only face to yours to suck" a.O.C. Responded "melania, I'm 206 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,093 "only face to yours to suck" a.O.C. Responded "melania, I'm not sure what you're trying to 207 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,062 A.O.C. Responded "melania, I'm not sure what you're trying to say but I think it's an insult" 208 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,297 Not sure what you're trying to say but I think it's an insult" and eric trump posted this 209 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:44,536 Say but I think it's an insult" and eric trump posted this picture, "who farted." 210 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,170 And eric trump posted this picture, "who farted." then rudy giuliani jumped in 211 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,572 Picture, "who farted." then rudy giuliani jumped in with a picture of him wearing 212 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,339 Then rudy giuliani jumped in with a picture of him wearing this hat, "you corrupt democrats 213 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,543 With a picture of him wearing this hat, "you corrupt democrats won't be so smug when I unveil 214 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,179 This hat, "you corrupt democrats won't be so smug when I unveil my evidence of massive voter 215 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:58,984 Won't be so smug when I unveil my evidence of massive voter fraud, 30 million illegal votes" 216 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,185 My evidence of massive voter fraud, 30 million illegal votes" and finally president obama 217 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,087 Fraud, 30 million illegal votes" and finally president obama responded with this picture, 218 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:06,124 And finally president obama responded with this picture, giuliani in bor at 2". 219 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:16,501 Responded with this picture, giuliani in bor at 2". 220 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,803 Giuliani in bor at 2". Conan: My guest tonight is a 221 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,005 Conan: My guest tonight is a comedian and actress who appeared on "better call saul" 222 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,141 Comedian and actress who appeared on "better call saul" and on pop tv's "florida girls." 223 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,743 Appeared on "better call saul" and on pop tv's "florida girls." she's also the host of the hit 224 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,645 And on pop tv's "florida girls." she's also the host of the hit podcast, "scam goddess." 225 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,548 She's also the host of the hit podcast, "scam goddess." which is now part of the team 226 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,283 Podcast, "scam goddess." which is now part of the team coco podcast empire! 227 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:34,019 Which is now part of the team coco podcast empire! Please welcome our good friend, 228 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,420 Coco podcast empire! Please welcome our good friend, very talented, laci mosley. 229 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,888 Please welcome our good friend, very talented, laci mosley. Laci, how are you? 230 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,457 Very talented, laci mosley. Laci, how are you? Laci: I am good now. 231 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:41,626 Laci, how are you? Laci: I am good now. Obviously you see I'm in a 232 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,128 Laci: I am good now. Obviously you see I'm in a vehicle. 233 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,663 Obviously you see I'm in a vehicle. Conan: Let me lay this out for 234 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,364 Vehicle. Conan: Let me lay this out for our viewers. 235 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:47,332 Conan: Let me lay this out for our viewers. We were supposed to do a 236 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,233 Our viewers. We were supposed to do a professional zoom interview. 237 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,701 We were supposed to do a professional zoom interview. I have been doing them with 238 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,037 Professional zoom interview. I have been doing them with everybody and then suddenly I 239 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,639 I have been doing them with everybody and then suddenly I have the scam expert on the show 240 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,074 Everybody and then suddenly I have the scam expert on the show and I hear oh, there's a problem 241 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,677 Have the scam expert on the show and I hear oh, there's a problem with the zoom, she doesn't have 242 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:58,910 And I hear oh, there's a problem with the zoom, she doesn't have wi-fi. 243 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,713 With the zoom, she doesn't have wi-fi. And the next thing I know, half 244 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,782 Wi-fi. And the next thing I know, half an hour later, you're in your 245 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:04,249 And the next thing I know, half an hour later, you're in your car. 246 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:09,254 An hour later, you're in your car. This feels like a scam to me. 247 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:09,988 Car. This feels like a scam to me. Laci: Honestly, it is, conan. 248 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,357 This feels like a scam to me. Laci: Honestly, it is, conan. My office is my car. 249 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,459 Laci: Honestly, it is, conan. My office is my car. This is where I do all of my 250 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,127 My office is my car. This is where I do all of my business. 251 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:16,395 This is where I do all of my business. Conan: This is so suspicious. 252 00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:17,996 Business. Conan: This is so suspicious. Swear to god, if I didn't know 253 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,065 Conan: This is so suspicious. Swear to god, if I didn't know any better, I would say you're 254 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:25,537 Swear to god, if I didn't know any better, I would say you're somehow grising -- grifting me 255 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,605 Any better, I would say you're somehow grising -- grifting me right now. 256 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,272 Somehow grising -- grifting me right now. Laci: Just a little bit. 257 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,474 Right now. Laci: Just a little bit. I told you you could come to my 258 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,076 Laci: Just a little bit. I told you you could come to my office if we weren't social 259 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,210 I told you you could come to my office if we weren't social distancing and you would be in 260 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,779 Office if we weren't social distancing and you would be in the passenger seat. 261 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,014 Distancing and you would be in the passenger seat. Conan: When I first heard about 262 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:37,216 The passenger seat. Conan: When I first heard about your podcast, I thought that you 263 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:39,384 Conan: When I first heard about your podcast, I thought that you would be, I don't know, making 264 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,519 Your podcast, I thought that you would be, I don't know, making fun of people that scam or 265 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,219 Would be, I don't know, making fun of people that scam or putting them down. 266 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,954 Fun of people that scam or putting them down. That is not the case. 267 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,624 Putting them down. That is not the case. You have great respect for 268 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,558 That is not the case. You have great respect for people who scam. 269 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,193 You have great respect for people who scam. You think it's an art, don't 270 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:48,693 People who scam. You think it's an art, don't you? 271 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,528 You think it's an art, don't you? Laci: I do. 272 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:53,165 You? Laci: I do. These are con artistes. 273 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,434 Laci: I do. These are con artistes. I love robbery, I love fraud. 274 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,536 These are con artistes. I love robbery, I love fraud. I just don't want to see people 275 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,005 I love robbery, I love fraud. I just don't want to see people get hurt so if you're scamming a 276 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,840 I just don't want to see people get hurt so if you're scamming a big bad guy or evil 277 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:02,641 Get hurt so if you're scamming a big bad guy or evil corporations, I'm totally on 278 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,208 Big bad guy or evil corporations, I'm totally on your side. 279 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,976 Corporations, I'm totally on your side. But if you're hurting people, 280 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,044 Your side. But if you're hurting people, I'm not into that. 281 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,047 But if you're hurting people, I'm not into that. Conan: To be clear, you like the 282 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:09,915 I'm not into that. Conan: To be clear, you like the good kind of fraud, the good 283 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:13,252 Conan: To be clear, you like the good kind of fraud, the good kind of felony, the good kind of 284 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:13,852 Good kind of fraud, the good kind of felony, the good kind of corrupt deception. 285 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,554 Kind of felony, the good kind of corrupt deception. That's the kind you like. 286 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,655 Corrupt deception. That's the kind you like. Laci: Yes! 287 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,524 That's the kind you like. Laci: Yes! And believe it or not, there is 288 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,525 Laci: Yes! And believe it or not, there is a good kind. 289 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,527 And believe it or not, there is a good kind. Our government is running so 290 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,229 A good kind. Our government is running so many scams on us. 291 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,864 Our government is running so many scams on us. What is a parking ticket? 292 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,432 Many scams on us. What is a parking ticket? It's a scam! 293 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,800 What is a parking ticket? It's a scam! Conan: You think any time your 294 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,069 It's a scam! Conan: You think any time your car gets towed, you think that's 295 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,337 Conan: You think any time your car gets towed, you think that's a scam. 296 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,272 Car gets towed, you think that's a scam. Laci: Yes, it is robbery and I 297 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:36,007 A scam. Laci: Yes, it is robbery and I have been told 12 times and that 298 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,010 Laci: Yes, it is robbery and I have been told 12 times and that is not an exaggeration. 299 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,245 Have been told 12 times and that is not an exaggeration. Conan: I think there's a 50% 300 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,047 Is not an exaggeration. Conan: I think there's a 50% chance you will get towed during 301 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:43,481 Conan: I think there's a 50% chance you will get towed during this interview. 302 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,150 Chance you will get towed during this interview. We will see them first put a 303 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,618 This interview. We will see them first put a boot on your car and then you're 304 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,687 We will see them first put a boot on your car and then you're going to get jacked up and taken 305 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,356 Boot on your car and then you're going to get jacked up and taken out, right? 306 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,257 Going to get jacked up and taken out, right? Laci: I will. 307 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,225 Out, right? Laci: I will. The car will be moving but I 308 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,561 Laci: I will. The car will be moving but I will continue to do the 309 00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:55,861 The car will be moving but I will continue to do the interview. 310 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,097 Will continue to do the interview. Conan: The car will be moving 311 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,298 Interview. Conan: The car will be moving backwards and you'll end the 312 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,066 Conan: The car will be moving backwards and you'll end the interview at an impound lot. 313 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,768 Backwards and you'll end the interview at an impound lot. Until you brought it up, I 314 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,235 Interview at an impound lot. Until you brought it up, I didn't think about it, but it is 315 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,170 Until you brought it up, I didn't think about it, but it is a perfect scam. 316 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,471 Didn't think about it, but it is a perfect scam. They put a ticket on your car 317 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,307 A perfect scam. They put a ticket on your car because they say, what, they're 318 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,375 They put a ticket on your car because they say, what, they're going to clean the street? 319 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,077 Because they say, what, they're going to clean the street? And then they take the car and 320 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,912 Going to clean the street? And then they take the car and then you have to go and pay to 321 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,515 And then they take the car and then you have to go and pay to get a car that you already own 322 00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:18,117 Then you have to go and pay to get a car that you already own back. 323 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:18,517 Get a car that you already own back. Laci: Yes. 324 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:19,918 Back. Laci: Yes. Conan: So it begins with the 325 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,485 Laci: Yes. Conan: So it begins with the street cleaning. 326 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,254 Conan: So it begins with the street cleaning. You think the street cleaning is 327 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:22,921 Street cleaning. You think the street cleaning is a scam? 328 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,289 You think the street cleaning is a scam? Laci: It is! 329 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,626 A scam? Laci: It is! I've seen -- ok. 330 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:28,860 Laci: It is! I've seen -- ok. I encourage especially in 331 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,095 I've seen -- ok. I encourage especially in los angeles during covid when 332 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,897 I encourage especially in los angeles during covid when they stopped giving tickets for 333 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:32,631 Los angeles during covid when they stopped giving tickets for street cleaning. 334 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,132 They stopped giving tickets for street cleaning. Look outside. 335 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,800 Street cleaning. Look outside. Is your street much dirtier? 336 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,667 Look outside. Is your street much dirtier? Is it? 337 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,435 Is your street much dirtier? Is it? I don't think so. 338 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:38,670 Is it? I don't think so. And I've seen street cleaners 339 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,073 I don't think so. And I've seen street cleaners give tickets after the street 340 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,941 And I've seen street cleaners give tickets after the street cleaner is already passed and 341 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:43,608 Give tickets after the street cleaner is already passed and cleaned the street. 342 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,110 Cleaner is already passed and cleaned the street. That's not right. 343 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,044 Cleaned the street. That's not right. Conan: They've got to make that 344 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:46,345 That's not right. Conan: They've got to make that money. 345 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,346 Conan: They've got to make that money. It's all a scam. 346 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:49,114 Money. It's all a scam. You see scams, because this is a 347 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,817 It's all a scam. You see scams, because this is a passion of yours, you see them 348 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,617 You see scams, because this is a passion of yours, you see them everywhere, right? 349 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,885 Passion of yours, you see them everywhere, right? You see scams everywhere. 350 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,687 Everywhere, right? You see scams everywhere. You see scams when you go to 351 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,222 You see scams everywhere. You see scams when you go to church I'm told. 352 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,023 You see scams when you go to church I'm told. Laci: Yes. 353 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,293 Church I'm told. Laci: Yes. I go to a scam church that I 354 00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,828 Laci: Yes. I go to a scam church that I love very much. 355 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,763 I go to a scam church that I love very much. Like, for example, there 356 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,864 Love very much. Like, for example, there definitely has been a sermon 357 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,566 Like, for example, there definitely has been a sermon where our pastor will come 358 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,734 Definitely has been a sermon where our pastor will come out -- I will not say his name 359 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:10,736 Where our pastor will come out -- I will not say his name because I don't want to get in 360 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,370 Out -- I will not say his name because I don't want to get in trouble. 361 00:11:11,372 --> 00:11:13,772 Because I don't want to get in trouble. But he'll come out, hello, 362 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:18,143 Trouble. But he'll come out, hello, congregation, I need on-all to 363 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:21,079 But he'll come out, hello, congregation, I need on-all to preorder my book in his name, 364 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,280 Congregation, I need on-all to preorder my book in his name, amen. 365 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,750 Preorder my book in his name, amen. And so preorder the book and I 366 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:29,254 Amen. And so preorder the book and I send my tithes via venmo and 367 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,288 And so preorder the book and I send my tithes via venmo and they remind me. 368 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,990 Send my tithes via venmo and they remind me. There's a v.I.P. Section. 369 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,458 They remind me. There's a v.I.P. Section. Conan: You have a v.I.P. Section 370 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,294 There's a v.I.P. Section. Conan: You have a v.I.P. Section in your church? 371 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:36,728 Conan: You have a v.I.P. Section in your church? Laci: Yes. 372 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,530 In your church? Laci: Yes. Conan: Is it much nicer, like a 373 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,365 Laci: Yes. Conan: Is it much nicer, like a sports box in a stadium with 374 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,199 Conan: Is it much nicer, like a sports box in a stadium with free hotdogs? 375 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,334 Sports box in a stadium with free hotdogs? What's great about the v.I.P. 376 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:42,901 Free hotdogs? What's great about the v.I.P. Section? 377 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:43,969 What's great about the v.I.P. Section? Laci: It's in the front. 378 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,170 Section? Laci: It's in the front. It's a big church. 379 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,471 Laci: It's in the front. It's a big church. The seats aren't quite different 380 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:50,709 It's a big church. The seats aren't quite different but they have a rope to keep the 381 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:55,380 The seats aren't quite different but they have a rope to keep the normally -- normie jesus folks 382 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:55,814 But they have a rope to keep the normally -- normie jesus folks out. 383 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,749 Normally -- normie jesus folks out. It is a goal of mine. 384 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,950 Out. It is a goal of mine. Conan: It doesn't feel like 385 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,819 It is a goal of mine. Conan: It doesn't feel like that's what christ was all 386 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,254 Conan: It doesn't feel like that's what christ was all about, let the people paying the 387 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,022 That's what christ was all about, let the people paying the most come to the front. 388 00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:04,689 About, let the people paying the most come to the front. That doesn't seem like that was 389 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,757 Most come to the front. That doesn't seem like that was the message. 390 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,558 That doesn't seem like that was the message. Laci: I don't know. 391 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,793 The message. Laci: I don't know. Jesus was turning water into 392 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,360 Laci: I don't know. Jesus was turning water into wine. 393 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,761 Jesus was turning water into wine. Some would say that's bottle 394 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,730 Wine. Some would say that's bottle service. 395 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,099 Some would say that's bottle service. [laughter] 396 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:14,633 Service. [laughter] conan: You're right. 397 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,435 [laughter] conan: You're right. He probably did have a bunch of 398 00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:17,368 Conan: You're right. He probably did have a bunch of scams going, now that you think 399 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,136 He probably did have a bunch of scams going, now that you think about it. 400 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,838 Scams going, now that you think about it. I'm curious about something. 401 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,240 About it. I'm curious about something. You are a single person. 402 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,508 I'm curious about something. You are a single person. I'm guessing you're using the 403 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,110 You are a single person. I'm guessing you're using the dating apps as all single young 404 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:28,513 I'm guessing you're using the dating apps as all single young people are these days, I'm told. 405 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,015 Dating apps as all single young people are these days, I'm told. I go on them every now and then 406 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,250 People are these days, I'm told. I go on them every now and then and my wife gets mad. 407 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,619 I go on them every now and then and my wife gets mad. Do you -- because you are a 408 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,822 And my wife gets mad. Do you -- because you are a suspicious person and your whole 409 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,992 Do you -- because you are a suspicious person and your whole life is about scams, you must 410 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:45,264 Suspicious person and your whole life is about scams, you must have a heightened suspicion and 411 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,032 Life is about scams, you must have a heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust when you're on 412 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,000 Have a heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust when you're on a dating app. 413 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,001 Sense of mistrust when you're on a dating app. You must. 414 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,336 A dating app. You must. Laci: I actually like dating 415 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:51,870 You must. Laci: I actually like dating apps. 416 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:56,475 Laci: I actually like dating apps. I feel bad for men on dating 417 00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:56,675 Apps. I feel bad for men on dating apps. 418 00:12:56,677 --> 00:12:58,477 I feel bad for men on dating apps. You don't have this problem 419 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,178 Apps. You don't have this problem because you're so tall but if 420 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,582 You don't have this problem because you're so tall but if you're under 5'9", you get 421 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,985 Because you're so tall but if you're under 5'9", you get swiped left on dating apps when 422 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,288 You're under 5'9", you get swiped left on dating apps when in reality if you met a man who 423 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,656 Swiped left on dating apps when in reality if you met a man who was 5'9" in real life and you 424 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,225 In reality if you met a man who was 5'9" in real life and you liked him, you would not 425 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:13,692 Was 5'9" in real life and you liked him, you would not discriminate. 426 00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:16,695 Liked him, you would not discriminate. I like to tell people no one is 427 00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:17,262 Discriminate. I like to tell people no one is 5'9". 428 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:21,100 I like to tell people no one is 5'9". That's a scam of a height. 429 00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,034 5'9". That's a scam of a height. Conan: You don't think there's 430 00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:25,871 That's a scam of a height. Conan: You don't think there's anybody on earth who's 5'9"? 431 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,473 Conan: You don't think there's anybody on earth who's 5'9"? Laci: No, there never has been. 432 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,575 Anybody on earth who's 5'9"? Laci: No, there never has been. Conan: That's a height only on 433 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,843 Laci: No, there never has been. Conan: That's a height only on dating apps? 434 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:32,878 Conan: That's a height only on dating apps? Laci: Yes, it is not real. 435 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,648 Dating apps? Laci: Yes, it is not real. But I'm 5'1" so I can date 436 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,183 Laci: Yes, it is not real. But I'm 5'1" so I can date pretty much any height being so 437 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,851 But I'm 5'1" so I can date pretty much any height being so close to the ground and finding 438 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:40,252 Pretty much any height being so close to the ground and finding change. 439 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,120 Close to the ground and finding change. Conan: I have met you in person 440 00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:45,657 Change. Conan: I have met you in person and you are a smaller, petite 441 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,893 Conan: I have met you in person and you are a smaller, petite person at 5'1" and I'm curious, 442 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,594 And you are a smaller, petite person at 5'1" and I'm curious, was that something you worried 443 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,330 Person at 5'1" and I'm curious, was that something you worried about when you were younger? 444 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,465 Was that something you worried about when you were younger? Did you make peace with that 445 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,266 About when you were younger? Did you make peace with that right away? 446 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,634 Did you make peace with that right away? Laci: I've always loved being 447 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:56,868 Right away? Laci: I've always loved being short and I was hoping that I 448 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,804 Laci: I've always loved being short and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I 449 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:00,238 Short and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I could get the government 450 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,907 Would be short enough that I could get the government benefits but by the time I was 451 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,508 Could get the government benefits but by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a 452 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,643 Benefits but by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall. 453 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:07,045 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall. So that was disappointing for 454 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:07,879 Little too tall. So that was disappointing for me. 455 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,814 So that was disappointing for me. Conan: There are government 456 00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:11,016 Me. Conan: There are government benefits under a certain height? 457 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,651 Conan: There are government benefits under a certain height? Laci: Yes, yes, there are. 458 00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:16,755 Benefits under a certain height? Laci: Yes, yes, there are. And obviously it's not right to 459 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:17,756 Laci: Yes, yes, there are. And obviously it's not right to scam disability communities but 460 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:21,292 And obviously it's not right to scam disability communities but I thought I legitimately would 461 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,228 Scam disability communities but I thought I legitimately would be a part of it and I was bummed 462 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,129 I thought I legitimately would be a part of it and I was bummed when I wasn't. 463 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,530 Be a part of it and I was bummed when I wasn't. Conan: You got upset that you 464 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,965 When I wasn't. Conan: You got upset that you grew? 465 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:27,499 Conan: You got upset that you grew? Laci: Yes. 466 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,102 Grew? Laci: Yes. Conan: Describe how you find 467 00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:31,036 Laci: Yes. Conan: Describe how you find dating apps, how do you find 468 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:31,570 Conan: Describe how you find dating apps, how do you find them? 469 00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:33,638 Dating apps, how do you find them? What is your process for finding 470 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,440 Them? What is your process for finding a good dating app? 471 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,942 What is your process for finding a good dating app? Laci: When I'm looking for love, 472 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,176 A good dating app? Laci: When I'm looking for love, I'm looking for somebody who 473 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,545 Laci: When I'm looking for love, I'm looking for somebody who will cook dinner, you know, get 474 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,449 I'm looking for somebody who will cook dinner, you know, get my dry cleaning, maybe organize 475 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,485 Will cook dinner, you know, get my dry cleaning, maybe organize my receipts, you know, every 476 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:49,188 My dry cleaning, maybe organize my receipts, you know, every week and as I started to say 477 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:50,589 My receipts, you know, every week and as I started to say more, I was like, oh, I think 478 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:51,590 Week and as I started to say more, I was like, oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, 479 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:53,525 More, I was like, oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend. 480 00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:55,994 I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend. But I am trying to scam a man 481 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,730 Not a boyfriend. But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant for 482 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,297 But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant for love. 483 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,532 Into being my assistant for love. Conan: That's basically what we 484 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:01,299 Love. Conan: That's basically what we want. 485 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,568 Conan: That's basically what we want. You want maybe -- there's two 486 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,603 Want. You want maybe -- there's two ways to go about it. 487 00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,805 You want maybe -- there's two ways to go about it. You can find a man that you like 488 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:10,575 Ways to go about it. You can find a man that you like and try to convince him to do 489 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,311 You can find a man that you like and try to convince him to do all those things or hire a male 490 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,714 And try to convince him to do all those things or hire a male assistant and start dating him. 491 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,149 All those things or hire a male assistant and start dating him. Laci: Oh, this is a good point. 492 00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:18,616 Assistant and start dating him. Laci: Oh, this is a good point. Step into my office. 493 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,119 Laci: Oh, this is a good point. Step into my office. Which is my car. 494 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,722 Step into my office. Which is my car. Conan: I can see that. 495 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:26,358 Which is my car. Conan: I can see that. I heard you say once, you think 496 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,228 Conan: I can see that. I heard you say once, you think virginity is a scam. 497 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:29,961 I heard you say once, you think virginity is a scam. Laci: Yeah. 498 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,296 Virginity is a scam. Laci: Yeah. It was created so we would all 499 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,399 Laci: Yeah. It was created so we would all feel bad about having sexual 500 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,134 It was created so we would all feel bad about having sexual experiences or to control women 501 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,737 Feel bad about having sexual experiences or to control women so I always tell people that you 502 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:41,640 Experiences or to control women so I always tell people that you can have your virginity back, it 503 00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:44,109 So I always tell people that you can have your virginity back, it only costs $40 to me and I will 504 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,610 Can have your virginity back, it only costs $40 to me and I will send you your v card. 505 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,247 Only costs $40 to me and I will send you your v card. This goes for you, too, conan. 506 00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:49,781 Send you your v card. This goes for you, too, conan. Conan: So you're going to sell 507 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,551 This goes for you, too, conan. Conan: So you're going to sell people, for $40, you'll sell 508 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,720 Conan: So you're going to sell people, for $40, you'll sell them a card that restores them 509 00:15:54,722 --> 00:15:55,821 People, for $40, you'll sell them a card that restores them their virginity if that's what 510 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,155 Them a card that restores them their virginity if that's what they want. 511 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:57,689 Their virginity if that's what they want. Laci: Absolutely. 512 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:01,060 They want. Laci: Absolutely. Everyone can be a advantagin -- 513 00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:03,528 Laci: Absolutely. Everyone can be a advantagin -- virgin again and I want to make 514 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,229 Everyone can be a advantagin -- virgin again and I want to make that happen. 515 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,397 Virgin again and I want to make that happen. Conan: If they come across with 516 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,032 That happen. Conan: If they come across with the money? 517 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:07,466 Conan: If they come across with the money? Laci: Yes. 518 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:09,033 The money? Laci: Yes. Conan: I would like that card, 519 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:09,935 Laci: Yes. Conan: I would like that card, please. 520 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:11,570 Conan: I would like that card, please. I want my virginity back. 521 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:14,573 Please. I want my virginity back. It was the best 42 years of my 522 00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:15,374 I want my virginity back. It was the best 42 years of my life. 523 00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:15,941 It was the best 42 years of my life. Laci: Come on back. 524 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,277 Life. Laci: Come on back. I'll be in my office on third 525 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:19,878 Laci: Come on back. I'll be in my office on third street. 526 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,612 I'll be in my office on third street. Conan: We've talked about this 527 00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:21,680 Street. Conan: We've talked about this and I think you flight 528 00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:22,013 Conan: We've talked about this and I think you flight something. 529 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,949 And I think you flight something. You say that anybody who works 530 00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,751 Something. You say that anybody who works in hollywood in entertainment is 531 00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:27,219 You say that anybody who works in hollywood in entertainment is really part of a scam. 532 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,221 In hollywood in entertainment is really part of a scam. You think the whole town is a 533 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:29,588 Really part of a scam. You think the whole town is a scam. 534 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,622 You think the whole town is a scam. Laci: Absolutely. 535 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,190 Scam. Laci: Absolutely. We just get lucky if the scam 536 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,492 Laci: Absolutely. We just get lucky if the scam that we're participating in 537 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,494 We just get lucky if the scam that we're participating in turns out to be legitimate. 538 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:38,897 That we're participating in turns out to be legitimate. You know how many dark alleyways 539 00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:41,266 Turns out to be legitimate. You know how many dark alleyways I've done down, I could get an 540 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,634 You know how many dark alleyways I've done down, I could get an audition or I could be killed. 541 00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,936 I've done down, I could get an audition or I could be killed. But you're like, got to see if 542 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,838 Audition or I could be killed. But you're like, got to see if there's an audition down there. 543 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,172 But you're like, got to see if there's an audition down there. Conan: Sure. 544 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,409 There's an audition down there. Conan: Sure. That was the most cheerful way 545 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:51,810 Conan: Sure. That was the most cheerful way anyone's ever said, "or I could 546 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,312 That was the most cheerful way anyone's ever said, "or I could be killed." 547 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,447 Anyone's ever said, "or I could be killed." laci: That's the spice of life 548 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,682 Be killed." laci: That's the spice of life in hollywood u.Never know. 549 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,319 Laci: That's the spice of life in hollywood u.Never know. Conan: What about, like you say, 550 00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:01,386 In hollywood u.Never know. Conan: What about, like you say, head shots. 551 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,789 Conan: What about, like you say, head shots. That industry of head shots, you 552 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,424 Head shots. That industry of head shots, you think that's a scam. 553 00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:06,125 That industry of head shots, you think that's a scam. Laci: Head shots are definitely 554 00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,225 Think that's a scam. Laci: Head shots are definitely a scam. 555 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,661 Laci: Head shots are definitely a scam. All you need to do to get into 556 00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:12,297 A scam. All you need to do to get into the head shot scam is shoot one 557 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,466 All you need to do to get into the head shot scam is shoot one famous person or famous adjacent 558 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,701 The head shot scam is shoot one famous person or famous adjacent person and use that picture 559 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,502 Famous person or famous adjacent person and use that picture until the wheels fall off. 560 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,706 Person and use that picture until the wheels fall off. I took photos with a 561 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,341 Until the wheels fall off. I took photos with a photographer who took pictures 562 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:23,542 I took photos with a photographer who took pictures of denzel washington's daughter 563 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,911 Photographer who took pictures of denzel washington's daughter and I thought this is very close 564 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,012 Of denzel washington's daughter and I thought this is very close to denzel. 565 00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,246 And I thought this is very close to denzel. Conan: That's why you went with 566 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,748 To denzel. Conan: That's why you went with this photographer? 567 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,049 Conan: That's why you went with this photographer? Laci: Yes and he had me out on 568 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,851 This photographer? Laci: Yes and he had me out on the street in the middle of 569 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,586 Laci: Yes and he had me out on the street in the middle of brooklyn dodging cars in between 570 00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:35,554 The street in the middle of brooklyn dodging cars in between photos and I thought that was 571 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:36,054 Brooklyn dodging cars in between photos and I thought that was normal. 572 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,290 Photos and I thought that was normal. He didn't have a studio. 573 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,425 Normal. He didn't have a studio. Much like I'm like, this is my 574 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:40,692 He didn't have a studio. Much like I'm like, this is my office. 575 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:43,028 Much like I'm like, this is my office. He was like this alleyway is my 576 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,063 Office. He was like this alleyway is my office, now stand by those 577 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,331 He was like this alleyway is my office, now stand by those bricks, girl. 578 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,467 Office, now stand by those bricks, girl. Conan: Tell me he at least had a 579 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:48,934 Bricks, girl. Conan: Tell me he at least had a camera. 580 00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,702 Conan: Tell me he at least had a camera. Laci: He was doing a lot of 581 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:51,169 Camera. Laci: He was doing a lot of this. 582 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,171 Laci: He was doing a lot of this. Now think about it. 583 00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,439 This. Now think about it. Conan: That's a giveaway. 584 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:54,773 Now think about it. Conan: That's a giveaway. Yeah. 585 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,675 Conan: That's a giveaway. Yeah. The fact that no camera ever 586 00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:57,376 Yeah. The fact that no camera ever came out. 587 00:17:57,378 --> 00:17:58,977 The fact that no camera ever came out. I know that half the country is 588 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,579 Came out. I know that half the country is going to disagree with me. 589 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,481 I know that half the country is going to disagree with me. But I do think part of the 590 00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,983 Going to disagree with me. But I do think part of the secret formula for someone like 591 00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:06,718 But I do think part of the secret formula for someone like trump is he can see the results 592 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,987 Secret formula for someone like trump is he can see the results of an election and just look in 593 00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:12,357 Trump is he can see the results of an election and just look in the camera and say, no, I won, I 594 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,993 Of an election and just look in the camera and say, no, I won, I won, and that's -- and he 595 00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:16,195 The camera and say, no, I won, I won, and that's -- and he believes it and he makes other 596 00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:17,696 Won, and that's -- and he believes it and he makes other people believe it and suddenly 597 00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,531 Believes it and he makes other people believe it and suddenly everyone around him is going, 598 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,767 People believe it and suddenly everyone around him is going, yeah, he won. 599 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,135 Everyone around him is going, yeah, he won. He might be the best at this 600 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,003 Yeah, he won. He might be the best at this ever. 601 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,004 He might be the best at this ever. Laci: He's one of the greatest. 602 00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:28,006 Ever. Laci: He's one of the greatest. When you're talking iconic con 603 00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:29,608 Laci: He's one of the greatest. When you're talking iconic con artists, he's up there. 604 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,076 When you're talking iconic con artists, he's up there. That's the mount rushmore he 605 00:18:31,078 --> 00:18:35,280 Artists, he's up there. That's the mount rushmore he needs to be on, scam rushmore. 606 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,349 That's the mount rushmore he needs to be on, scam rushmore. That face and that hair. 607 00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,684 Needs to be on, scam rushmore. That face and that hair. That hair is fraud. 608 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,253 That face and that hair. That hair is fraud. Conan: Let's not go after weird 609 00:18:41,255 --> 00:18:42,021 That hair is fraud. Conan: Let's not go after weird hair. 610 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:44,089 Conan: Let's not go after weird hair. I sympathize with the man. 611 00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:45,056 Hair. I sympathize with the man. That's a big part of my con 612 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,024 I sympathize with the man. That's a big part of my con since day one. 613 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,159 That's a big part of my con since day one. A good con artist distracts so 614 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,729 Since day one. A good con artist distracts so what I did was I distracted with 615 00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:53,032 A good con artist distracts so what I did was I distracted with this and got away with all kinds 616 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,133 What I did was I distracted with this and got away with all kinds of bullshit in the meantime. 617 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,003 This and got away with all kinds of bullshit in the meantime. That's how I made it. 618 00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,805 Of bullshit in the meantime. That's how I made it. Laci: When they found out they 619 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,707 That's how I made it. Laci: When they found out they booked the four seasons total 620 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,675 Laci: When they found out they booked the four seasons total landscaping, I didn't know if it 621 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:04,109 Booked the four seasons total landscaping, I didn't know if it was an accident. 622 00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:05,811 Landscaping, I didn't know if it was an accident. I was like maybe they're trying 623 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,547 Was an accident. I was like maybe they're trying to save some coins, maybe they 624 00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:10,148 I was like maybe they're trying to save some coins, maybe they did want to have it at the 625 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,584 To save some coins, maybe they did want to have it at the landscaping between the shop and 626 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,052 Did want to have it at the landscaping between the shop and the crematorium. 627 00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,252 Landscaping between the shop and the crematorium. Conan: They needed to make money 628 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,654 The crematorium. Conan: They needed to make money and they figured we'll get a lot 629 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,522 Conan: They needed to make money and they figured we'll get a lot of press for doing this and so 630 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,058 And they figured we'll get a lot of press for doing this and so maybe that was a scam. 631 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,126 Of press for doing this and so maybe that was a scam. Maybe that worked. 632 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:22,461 Maybe that was a scam. Maybe that worked. Laci: It was cute. 633 00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:23,628 Maybe that worked. Laci: It was cute. Conan: It's been very nice 634 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,797 Laci: It was cute. Conan: It's been very nice talking to you. 635 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:28,667 Conan: It's been very nice talking to you. Laci: Wonderful. 636 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,968 Talking to you. Laci: Wonderful. Conan: I'm so glad that your 637 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,003 Laci: Wonderful. Conan: I'm so glad that your podcast is part of our little 638 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,472 Conan: I'm so glad that your podcast is part of our little team coco world because it's 639 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:34,139 Podcast is part of our little team coco world because it's fantastic. 640 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:34,840 Team coco world because it's fantastic. Laci: Thank you. 641 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:39,077 Fantastic. Laci: Thank you. Conan: You can listen to laci's 642 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:39,945 Laci: Thank you. Conan: You can listen to laci's podcast, "scam goddess," 643 00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,813 Conan: You can listen to laci's podcast, "scam goddess," wherever you get your podcasts. 644 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,982 Podcast, "scam goddess," wherever you get your podcasts. And if you want to meet laci, 645 00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:47,486 Wherever you get your podcasts. And if you want to meet laci, just look for her in her car. 646 00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:48,553 And if you want to meet laci, just look for her in her car. That's where she does, 647 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,888 Just look for her in her car. That's where she does, apparently, interviews, where 648 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,490 That's where she does, apparently, interviews, where you do your taxes. 649 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:54,860 Apparently, interviews, where you do your taxes. That's where you pete a -- meet 650 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:55,660 You do your taxes. That's where you pete a -- meet a potential date. 651 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,895 That's where you pete a -- meet a potential date. It all happens in the car, 652 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:57,496 A potential date. It all happens in the car, right? 653 00:19:57,498 --> 00:19:58,096 It all happens in the car, right? Laci: It does. 654 00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:00,065 Right? Laci: It does. And conan, come by any time to 655 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,199 Laci: It does. And conan, come by any time to my office. 656 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,803 And conan, come by any time to my office. I'll usually be on third street. 657 00:20:04,805 --> 00:20:06,105 My office. I'll usually be on third street. [laughter] 658 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:08,306 I'll usually be on third street. [laughter] conan: I'll look for the 659 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,475 [laughter] conan: I'll look for the plymouth valiant on third street 660 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,377 Conan: I'll look for the plymouth valiant on third street and people are walking by. 661 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,845 Plymouth valiant on third street and people are walking by. This will be on national 662 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:14,113 And people are walking by. This will be on national television. 663 00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:15,981 This will be on national television. People are walking by your car. 664 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:16,782 Television. People are walking by your car. You know what I mean? 665 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:18,617 People are walking by your car. You know what I mean? Be so great if you rolled down 666 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:20,485 You know what I mean? Be so great if you rolled down the window and ordered a 667 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,120 Be so great if you rolled down the window and ordered a hamburger through the window. 668 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:23,388 The window and ordered a hamburger through the window. Laci: My life is a scam. 669 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,624 Hamburger through the window. Laci: My life is a scam. I don't want it to be this way 670 00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:26,191 Laci: My life is a scam. I don't want it to be this way but it is. 671 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:27,392 I don't want it to be this way but it is. Conan: This is perfect. 672 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,894 But it is. Conan: This is perfect. When you think about it, this 673 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,062 Conan: This is perfect. When you think about it, this was an accident but the fact 674 00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,730 When you think about it, this was an accident but the fact that you couldn't get wi-fi and 675 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,264 Was an accident but the fact that you couldn't get wi-fi and you're doing it from your car, 676 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,933 That you couldn't get wi-fi and you're doing it from your car, for you, laci, and what you're 677 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:37,068 You're doing it from your car, for you, laci, and what you're all about, it's perfect, 678 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,805 For you, laci, and what you're all about, it's perfect, presidents perfection. 679 00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,206 All about, it's perfect, presidents perfection. Thank you very much and take 680 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,507 Presidents perfection. Thank you very much and take care of yourself. 681 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,543 Thank you very much and take care of yourself. Laci: You, too, conan. 682 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:49,848 Care of yourself. Laci: You, too, conan. Cona 683 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,916 Laci: You, too, conan. Cona ♪ 684 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,018 Cona ♪ conan: Ok, that's our show. 685 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:53,952 ♪ conan: Ok, that's our show. Good night, everybody. 686 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,153 Conan: Ok, that's our show. Good night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow! 687 00:20:55,155 --> 00:21:01,093 Good night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow! ♪