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Gerald Tate's here. He wants to know
what's happening to his deal.

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Go get Harvey.

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Trust me.
I can handle Gerald Tate.

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I'm sorry. You say
the bet's to me?

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Harvey, when are you going to leave
Pearson and work for a man?

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I'll leave Jessica
anytime you want.

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You just have to
formally ask.

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Then, after that,

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why don't you formally ask Santa Claus
to bring you a pony

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Because I'm not
leaving Jessica.

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I check.

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Raise. 5,000.

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You can pay me later.
I've got to go.

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Gentlemen.

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GERALD: I'm paying you millions.

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And you're telling me I'm going
to get screwed?

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Jessica, have I come
at a bad time?

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Gerald, this is
Harvey Specter.

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He's our best closer.

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Well, if you're
the best closer,

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where the hell have you been
for the last three hours?

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Well, Gerald, I specialize
in troubled situations,

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and when I left
here at 7:00 PM

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this deal
wasn't in jeopardy.

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So, I'm just trying to figure out what
happened in the interim.

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We keep offering more money.
They keep rejecting it.

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It's last-minute
bad faith bullshit.

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It says here that Cooper won't be
staying on as honorary Vice President.

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That's right.
I don't want him around.

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He wouldn't be around.
It's an honorary position.

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I don't give a shit.

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Well, I think you do, because that's
what's changed since I left,

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which means it's you
who's been dealing in bad faith.

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Well, now that you've got a grasp on
what's happened in the goddamn interim,

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what are you going
to do about it?

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Because he's not
getting that title.

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Well, let me make sure
I understand this, okay?

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We negotiated a deal
that gave you everything you wanted.

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Mr. Cooper signed it.

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And now,
you won't close

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until we take away the last shred
of his dignity?

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Bingo.

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Well, that's not
going to happen.

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And why the hell not?

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Because I like Mr. Cooper

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and my firm doesn't
operate in bad faith.

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Oh, I see how it is.

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Instead of working Cooper,
you're working me.

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Well, why don't you
take your pansy attitude back in there

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and make him
sign my deal?

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Or I'll pay someone else
your money to do it for me.

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HARVEY:
First of all, Gerald,

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if you think anyone is going
to touch this deal

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after your bad faith,
you're mistaken.

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Second, the way
our agreement works

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is the minute
Cooper signed the deal

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which gave you
everything you wanted,

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our fee was
due and payable.

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Which is why, at 7:30,

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I received confirmation
of a wire transfer

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from escrow indicating
payment in full.

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So, I'd say
the ball's in your court,

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but the truth is,
your balls are in my fist.

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Now, I apologize
if that image is too pansy for you,

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but I'm comfortable enough
with my manhood

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to put it out there.

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Now, get your ass in there
and close the goddamn deal.

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You let him talk
to me like this?

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Harvey speaks
for the firm.

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We got paid before Gerald
signed the deal?

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What are you talking about? This is a
memo about some fire drill on Tuesday.

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- Ah.
- You're the blue team captain.

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You get to wear
a fire hat.

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Time's up.
Pencils down.

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Excuse me. Do I know you
from somewhere?

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I don't think so.
I have a pretty good memory for faces.

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Uh-huh.

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So do I.

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GIRL: Oops. Sorry.

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I've got it.

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Hey. Hey! Stop!

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You in the cap.

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Hey. Get back here.

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Come on, man.

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What did you get me?

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What I said I was
going to get you. A 158.

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I told you
I wanted a 175.

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And I told you only
one out of 100 people can score that.

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You're a B-student.
You got a 1,000 on your SATs.

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If I get you a 175,
they'll know you cheated.

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So, only a genius loser
can get a 175?

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Actually, no.
I would get a 180.

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Now, can I have
my money, please?

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Whoa. This is only half.

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Then why don't you
go call the police?

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I've got to get
my shit together.

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This is the best cheeseburger
I've had in my life.

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It's from Monday, Trevor.

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Look, man, I'm serious.
I almost got caught today.

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I've got to stop
getting stoned.

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I've got to get
my act together.

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Dude, look at me.

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You can burn bud
and still be a success.

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You sell pot
for a living.

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It still saps
the motivation.

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All I'm saying is,
you want in, you are in.

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You know, that is
word for word your offer

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before I got caught cheating on your
math test in the third grade.

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- Goddamn memory.
- Stop.

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Look, no one's going to suspect
you're a dealer.

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I mean, look at me.

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This is
a $2,000 suit, Mike.

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I've got, like,
12 of them.

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I take on real
software projects. I have clients

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who bring me
briefcases filled with cash,

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and I hand them identical briefcases
with vacuum-sealed bud.

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I'm telling you, man.
Hide in plain sight.

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What do you
need me for?

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Well, I have a client coming in
from out of town

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and I can't meet him,

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and I need someone I can trust
to make the drop.

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It's totally safe.

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Come on.
Help a brother out.

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Trevor, a person is more likely to die
while dealing drugs

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than they would be
on death row.

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- In Texas.
- Wait, what are you talking about?

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It's from Freakonomics.
Do you read anything that I give you?

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It doesn't matter, because you have to
find somebody else.

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I'm not interested.

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Not interested
in what?

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TREVOR: What are
you doing here?

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You said you were going to stay
at your place tonight.

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"Hi, sweetie.

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"What a pleasant surprise. I'm so glad
you stopped by."

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No, we're in the
middle of something.

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What are you
in the middle of?

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Trevor's trying
to set me up.

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That's terrific.
Uh, who's the lucky girl?

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I'm trying to get him
to work for me.

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That's a great idea.

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It will take some
stress off Trevor,

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and you'll pick up writing code like you
do everything else.

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All right.
I've got to go.

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I've got to get up early
to see my grandmother

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and pay them
another month.

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- Goodnight.
- Bye.

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How did you know Gerald wouldn't
look at that memo?

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Because a charging
bull always looks at the red cape,

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not at the man
with the sword.

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By the way,
I've set up a meeting

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for you and
John Dockery next week.

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Dockery? He's Skadden's
biggest client.

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Not anymore.
He's looking around.

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He wants us to assess
where he's vulnerable to a takeover.

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Plays tennis.

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- I want you to close him.
- Consider it done.

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Then you are officially dismissed
for the evening.

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- Cheers.
- Well, you two

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seem to be
celebrating something.

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Mmm-hmm. We are.

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In fact, you are looking at the best
closer this city has ever seen.

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Closer, huh? Baseball?

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Attorney. I close situations.

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Mmm. So, you only
care about money.

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The truth is, I do it
for the children.

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I'm Lisa.

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Harvey.

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Lisa, I don't normally do this,
but since we are celebrating,

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what time do you
get off tonight?

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Glad you asked.

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I get off at ten past
"I'm never going out with you."

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I guess, uh, you're not the best closer
this city's ever seen.

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Morning.

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Lisa, this was lovely, but I'm afraid
it's time to go.

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Aw!
Can't we hang out?

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I can
make you breakfast.

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I hate to miss a workout,

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and I really need
to be in the office by 7:30.

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Mmm. That's too bad.

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Because I was kind of
thinking maybe

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you could eat it
off my stomach.

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I guess if I skip the gym,
I can still get in by 9:00.

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I hear someone's
not taking their pills.

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Because they're trying
to poison me.

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Grammy, that's crazy.

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Dr. Shrager gave me her word she
wouldn't poison you until January.

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If she does it before then,

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she can't count it
towards next year's quota.

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Oh. What did
I teach you?

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Michael, I'm not going
to be around forever,

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and I want you to stop
with that stuff.

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What stuff?

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I may be old,
but I'm not an idiot.

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I know life has
been hard for you,

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but you're not
a kid anymore.

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And I want you
to promise

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you're going to start living up
to your potential.

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I promise.

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I'm not saying that I haven't
been charmed by Harvey,

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but it's just so patronizing
when you say

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that he can handle
those things

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and, "Louis, you can
only handle this."

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Jessica, I could have
handled Gerald Tate.

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And I told you
I disagree.

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- Why?
- Because...

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Because when you put two bullies in the
same room together,

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things generally
don't go so well.

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It's 9:30.
Nice of you to show up

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two hours after
we open for business.

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And I see that you're also trying
to look like a pimp.

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My bad, Louis.
I was out late last night.

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When I woke up, this is the suit your
wife picked out for me.

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And that would be funny if
I had actually been married.

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- Moving along.
- You're not married?

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Recruiting. Harvey, your interviews
are set up for tomorrow.

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What? Why don't
we just hire

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the Harvard summer
associate douche?

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I think if you listen to the phrasing
of that question,

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you'll come up
with an answer.

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We need people who think
on their feet,

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not another clone
with a rod up his ass.

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Harvey, the fact
that we only hire from Harvard

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gives us a cachet
that's a little more valuable

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than hiring a kid
from Rutgers.

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You went to Harvard Law.

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I'm an exception.

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Find me another one.

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Can we please skip
the recruiting?

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I work better alone, anyway.

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Well, I would, Harvey,

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except all senior partners
get an associate.

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It's just a rule.

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I'm sorry. What?

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Jessica, I deserve
that promotion.

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My billables destroy his.

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And I'm here night and day
doing whatever's needed

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instead of swanning in and out of here
whenever I please.

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I must admit, he does
make me sound very swan-like.

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Harvey, shut up.

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Louis, this is
how it is.

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All right?
Now, you two make nice.

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Louis, I apologize.
I was out of line.

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Now, if you'll just let me text
your pretend wife

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that I just made senior partner,
I... What?

246
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,102
Too far? Come on.
She doesn't even exist.

247
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,189
How was that nice?

248
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,230
It's not mean.
Louis. Come on.

249
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,353
Louis. Just messing
around with you.

250
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,231
Your grandmother's
getting worse.

251
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,699
I need to move
her to full care,

252
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,943
or I'll have to transfer her
to a state facility.

253
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,741
I won't put her
in a state facility.

254
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,035
Then I'm afraid you'll have to
come up with 25,000.

255
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,952
Then, I will.

256
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,182
Trevor, I'm in.

257
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,052
One-time deal. I want 25.
Take it or leave it.

258
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,395
I'll take it.
There's a briefcase in my room.

259
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,266
Pick it up tomorrow.
Take it to room 2412,

260
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,893
the Chilton Hotel
on Park Avenue.

261
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,377
Now, you can't
go to a luxury hotel

262
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,557
looking like
a delivery guy.

263
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,318
So, shave,
comb your hair,

264
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,405
buy a suit.

265
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,525
- That's a hell of a lot to ask, man.
- Well, I'm not asking you.

266
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,493
I'm paying you
$25,000.

267
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,949
Okay-

268
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,120
Donna. Clear
my schedule tomorrow.

269
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,164
You and I are hiring
a new associate.

270
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,251
Done.

271
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,043
Tell me. Does this suit
make me look like a pimp?

272
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,133
Yeah. A little bit.

273
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,172
Yeah. He's in.
I'll take it.

274
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,389
Good.

275
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,802
I'm going to go
take a piss.

276
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,100
Key...

277
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,069
In 24 hours, we'll know if this
new buyer is a cop.

278
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,981
Why didn't you tell Trevor he might be
sending his guy into a set-up?

279
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,279
Same reason why I don't tell Gina
I'm banging her sister.

280
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,903
It will only
cause trouble.

281
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,324
What's up?

282
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,039
I... I'm just going
to take off.

283
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,908
I don't think you should.

284
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,132
Why don't you stay with us
until tomorrow?

285
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,046
Now, give me
your cell phone.

286
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,711
- Give me your phone.
- Yeah, all right.

287
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,301
And don't even think
about warning your boy.

288
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,045
'Cause if these
guys are cops,

289
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,174
whoever is holding that weed is going
to jail for a long time.

290
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,560
JENNY: Hey.

291
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,153
Hey. God, you scared
the hell out of me.

292
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,362
Sorry.

293
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,024
Look at you.

294
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,777
- You look great.
- Thanks.

295
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,700
Tell me you decided
to work with Trevor.

296
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,411
Uh, trial basis, yeah.

297
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,663
Good.

298
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,955
What are you
doing here?

299
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,038
My mom is coming
by my place later

300
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,380
and I don't want
to mess it up,

301
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,920
so I'm hanging here.

302
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,713
That's not so bad.

303
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,034
That's not
the ridiculous part.

304
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,721
After I finish scouring
the place for her visit,

305
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,886
I sprinkle a tiny bit
of crumbs around.

306
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,766
I've got to go.

307
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,639
Hey. Come here.

308
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,689
Mmm-

309
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,438
You want to look perfect
on your first day.

310
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,655
Yeah.

311
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,701
I've got to go.

312
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,537
Mmm-hmm.

313
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,846
- Great, thanks.
- Okay.

314
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,353
Donna, we're going to need
to streamline this.

315
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,848
Give each guy a hard time before
you send them back.

316
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,067
Give me a wink if they say
something clever.

317
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,777
- Cool?
- Okay. What are you looking for?

318
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,154
Another me.

319
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,947
Got it. Arrogant,
self-absorbed, blow-hard.

320
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,740
Thinks he's the smartest
one in the room.

321
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,862
That's why I love you.
You get me.

322
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,953
The point is,

323
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,419
I can see myself stepping down as
managing partner in 10 years.

324
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,168
I will have accomplished
everything that I wanted,

325
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,839
and then still be young enough to start
an entirely new chapter.

326
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,673
It seems like it's only been 10 minutes
since I handed the reigns to you.

327
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:09,968
No, it hasn't.

328
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,055
And time just moves a lot faster
when you're 160.

329
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,428
Yeah, but how
good do I look?

330
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,316
What's going on
with you?

331
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,434
Oh.

332
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,404
Phillip, how did you know
I was your successor?

333
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,939
My gut.

334
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,780
See, I was afraid you
were going to say that.

335
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,785
My gut tells me
it's Harvey.

336
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,245
My heart says
he's not ready.

337
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,454
What's the problem?

338
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,789
He's the problem.

339
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,829
If the leader of a firm
doesn't care about

340
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,873
the people
who work for him,

341
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,371
there's not going to be
much of a firm left to lead.

342
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,434
So, what are you going
to do about it?

343
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,255
What would you do about it?

344
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,671
- The man's missing compassion.
- Mmm-hmm.

345
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,673
I'd shove it
down his throat.

346
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,425
Smoked salmon?

347
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,798
So, Chip,

348
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,922
what makes you think

349
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,886
that I'm going to let
the whitest man that I have ever seen

350
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,505
interview for our firm?

351
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,633
Uh, because I have
an appointment.

352
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,642
Hmm.

353
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,970
Thanks.

354
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,037
You can do this.

355
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,504
BOY: Why is
the pool closed?

356
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,881
MAN: I don't know.

357
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,065
Kid, what is
wrong with you?

358
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,502
You look like
you're 11 years old.

359
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,398
I was late to puberty.

360
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,020
Okay-

361
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,489
- Thank you.
- Harvey Specter.

362
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,722
Very good. Go on.

363
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,472
Uh, excuse me. I was thinking about
going for a swim.

364
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,019
Are the pool
facilities here nice?

365
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,480
Of course, sir.
This is the Chilton Hotel.

366
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,106
Best in the city.

367
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,942
BOY: Why is
the pool closed?

368
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,360
And, uh, do you
have the time?

369
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,658
It's, uh, 10:00.

370
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,072
Thanks.

371
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,534
BELLMAN: He saw your gun.

372
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,819
MAN: Oh, you
think that's him?

373
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,048
Matches the description. But he didn't
go in the room.

374
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,769
It's 10:00 exactly.
He's just walking by.

375
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,052
Go after him.
Stay on the radio.

376
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,080
DONNA: Rick Sorkin.

377
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,957
Rick Sorkin.

378
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,590
Rick Sorkin?

379
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,169
Excuse me,
Mr. Sorkin,

380
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,333
you are five minutes late.

381
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,137
Is there a reason
why I should let you in?

382
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,601
Look, I'm just trying to
ditch the cops, okay?

383
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,970
I don't really care
if you let me in or not.

384
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,147
Mr. Specter will
be right with you.

385
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,315
What?

386
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,865
Can I get you anything?
A coffee or a bottle of water?

387
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,786
Hi. Uh, Rick Sorkin.

388
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,204
Harvey Specter.
Nice to meet you.

389
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,578
Why don't you
have a seat here?

390
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,922
Whoa. What's this?

391
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,221
Can I help you?

392
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,054
No.

393
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,267
Excuse me. Mr. Tate.

394
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,401
- Who are you?
- My name is Louis Litt.

395
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,558
I work for
Pearson Hardman.

396
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,023
I have some information that I think
will lead you to the conclusion

397
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,274
that you're better
served at Pearson

398
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,242
with me as
your lead counsel.

399
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,361
I'm listening.

400
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,746
How the hell
did you know they were the police?

401
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,161
I read this novel
in elementary school,

402
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,876
um, cops were
staking out a hotel.

403
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,340
One of them dresses
as a bellhop.

404
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,800
The other is
a man in a suit.

405
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,419
And it was the exact
same thing.

406
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,262
You read a novel
in elementary school.

407
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,927
What? I like to read.

408
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,592
And why did you ask them
what time it was?

409
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:47,809
Uh, throw them off.

410
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,304
I mean, what kind
of drug dealer

411
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,805
asks a cop
what time it is

412
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,807
when he's got a briefcase full
of pot, right?

413
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,059
We should hire you.

414
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:58,063
Jesus, I'd give you the 25 grand
as a signing bonus.

415
00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,605
I'll take it.

416
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,992
Unfortunately, we only
hire from Harvard.

417
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,282
And you not only did not go to
Harvard Law School,

418
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,656
you haven't even
gone to any law school.

419
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,041
What if I told you that
I consume knowledge

420
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,125
like no one
you've ever met

421
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,085
and I've actually
passed the bar?

422
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,867
I'd say you're
full of crap.

423
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,755
That's a BarBri Legal Handbook
right there, right?

424
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,128
Open it up.
Read me something.

425
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,846
Anything.

426
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,853
"Civil liability associated with agency

427
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,847
is based on several factors,
including..."

428
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,316
Including the deviation
of the agent from his path,

429
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,981
the reasonable inference
of agency on behalf of the plaintiff,

430
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,821
and the nature
of the damages themselves.

431
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,316
How did you know that?

432
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,785
I learned it
when I studied for the bar.

433
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:52,667
Okay, hotshot.
Fire up this laptop.

434
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:58,289
I'm gonna show you
what a Harvard attorney can do.

435
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,299
Pick a topic.

436
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,010
Stock option backdating.

437
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,095
Although backdating
options is legal,

438
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:10,890
violations arise related
to disclosures under IRC, Section 409A.

439
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,179
You forgot about
Sarbanes-Oxley.

440
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,604
The statute of limitations
renders Sarbanes-Oxley moot post-2007.

441
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,569
Well, not if you can
find actions to cover up the violation,

442
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,565
as established in
the Sixth Circuit, May 2008.

443
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,910
That's impressive,
but you're sitting at a computer.

444
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:32,573
Playing Hearts. Sorry.

445
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:33,824
If you want to beat me,
you're going to have to

446
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,201
do it at
something else.

447
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,085
How can you
know all that?

448
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,125
I told you.
I like to read.

449
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,340
And once I read something,
I understand it.

450
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,927
And once I understand it,
I never forget it.

451
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,761
Why take the bar?

452
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,593
This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass it
without going to law school.

453
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,684
Okay, look. This is all pretty
fascinating stuff,

454
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,060
but I'm afraid
I've got to get back to work.

455
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,189
I'll make sure that
Serpico isn't around waiting for you.

456
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,505
If you want this job
so much,

457
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,062
why didn't you just
go to law school?

458
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,885
When I was in college, it was my dream
to be a lawyer.

459
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,921
I needed some money

460
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:33,893
and Trevor convinced me
to memorize this math test and sell it.

461
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,973
Turns out we sold it
to the dean's daughter.

462
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,349
I lost my scholarship,

463
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,727
I got kicked
out of school, I...

464
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,069
I got knocked into a different life.

465
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,870
And I have been
wishing for a way back ever since.

466
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,492
Let me tell you something.

467
00:26:58,617 --> 00:26:59,914
This isn't
elementary school.

468
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,505
This is hard work. Long hours.
High pressure.

469
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,499
I need a grown
goddamn man.

470
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,960
You give me this,

471
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,553
and I will work as hard
as it takes

472
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:10,922
to school those
Harvard douches

473
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,969
and become the best lawyer
you have ever seen.

474
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,426
I'm inclined to
give you a shot

475
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,019
but what if I decide
to go another way?

476
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,059
I'd say that's fair.

477
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,228
Sometimes, I like to hang out with
people who aren't that bright.

478
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,189
You know, just to see how
the other half lives.

479
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,528
Move over.

480
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,023
I'm emailing the firm we've just found
our next associate.

481
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,864
All right. You're going to start
a week from Monday.

482
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,742
Here's what you're going to do.
First, no more pot.

483
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:40,743
We drug test.

484
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:41,994
Stop smoking now,
you'll be fine.

485
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,587
I assume that's
all the drugs you do.

486
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,671
MIKE: How did
you know that?

487
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,789
HARVEY: You read books,
I read people.

488
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,962
And pot-heads smoke pot.
That's what they do.

489
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,630
That's not all I do.
I have interests.

490
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:50,798
You're
Albert "frigging" Einstein

491
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,296
and you couldn't manage
to get into law school?

492
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,673
You think that's not
from smoking weed?

493
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:54,798
- Trevor got...
- That's another thing.

494
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,800
You're never going to talk to
Trevor again.

495
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,097
You're going to
ditch that briefcase

496
00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,765
and you're going to get on a
plane to Harvard

497
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,184
and you're going to learn
everything there is

498
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,807
about going
to law school there.

499
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,023
- Did you buy that suit?
- Yeah.

500
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,984
Let's buy
some new ones.

501
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,794
Hi. Uh, how do I sign up
for today's law school tour?

502
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,631
You go back in time six weeks, because
that's when it booked up.

503
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:29,837
Um...

504
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,710
This is Harvard Law.

505
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,963
We get over 7,000
applications a year.

506
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,089
You think you can just
walk in and take a tour?

507
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,223
Thank you.

508
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,854
WATKINS:
Uh, Eduardo Fernandez,

509
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:46,601
who first of all looks like he works at
the public pool or something,

510
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,977
and he comes up to me
the other day

511
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,819
and I completely know
he's a freshman.

512
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,457
He looks at me and he goes, "Where is
the Public Health School"?

513
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,531
Which is right
around the comer.

514
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,322
- You know what I tell him?
- Clifford Watkins?

515
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,911
Excuse me.
Can I help you?

516
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:01,328
Jonathan Atwater. I work for Dean Wonner
in the admissions office?

517
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,620
Yes, of course.

518
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,708
What can I do for you?

519
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,327
The Dean personally
sent me down here

520
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,546
to invite you to a small
cocktail hour

521
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:11,759
for some of our, uh,
more realistic candidates.

522
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,877
And we'd like to keep this sort
of thing discreet,

523
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,346
so if you'd subtly
hand me your name tag,

524
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,763
you can proceed directly
to the Dean's office.

525
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:21,843
Congratulations.

526
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,608
WOMAN: Harvard Law is
the oldest law school in the country

527
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:32,104
and boasts the most
successful graduates in the world.

528
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,199
Currently, we are six of nine
Supreme Court justices,

529
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,159
and, of course, the President of
the United States.

530
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,181
Uh, hi. Good morning.
I'm here...

531
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,269
Have a seat.

532
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,814
Thank you.

533
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,673
Mike Ross?

534
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,713
Hi. I'm Rachel Zane.

535
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,233
I'll be giving you
your orientation.

536
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,924
Wow, you're PIE"!!-

537
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,262
Good. You've hit on me.

538
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,500
We can get it out of the way
that I am not interested.

539
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,967
No. I'm sorry.
I wasn't hitting on you.

540
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,935
Trust me. I've given
dozens of these,

541
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,679
and, without fail, whatever new
hotshot it is

542
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,556
thinks that because
I'm just a paralegal

543
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,025
that I will somehow be blown away by
his dazzling degree.

544
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,985
Let me assure you.
I won't.

545
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,734
- I was.
- Mmm-hmm.

546
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,027
I was hitting on you.

547
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,024
You were.

548
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,992
Take notes. I'm not going
to repeat myself.

549
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,787
I love you.

550
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,951
Each bank of offices specializes in its
own arena of the law,

551
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,169
and is anchored by a department head
on either end.

552
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,162
So, on our left,
Mergers and Acquisitions.

553
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:56,665
On the opposite side,
high net worth Divorce.

554
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,589
Nice.
Mergers across from Divorce.

555
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,086
Symmetry.

556
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,968
Uh, yeah.
I should just listen.

557
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,842
The firm operates on a chain of
command model.

558
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,560
Harvey's your
commanding officer.

559
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,520
However, Louis Litt, he oversees
all associates,

560
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,934
so you'll also
answer to him.

561
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,057
What do you think
about Harvey?

562
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,896
People are
in awe of him.

563
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,485
They say he's the best
closer there is.

564
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,980
But I have very little
contact with him, so I don't know.

565
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,153
What about Louis Litt?

566
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,152
Let's continue
with your tour.

567
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,790
Hey, Becky.
You are glowing.

568
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,249
I wonder why that is.
Oh, yeah.

569
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,040
It's the day they announce
my promotion.

570
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,834
Jimmy, have you
lost weight?

571
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,331
- Steve-o!
- Hey, Harvey.

572
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,255
Looking like a guy
who came to work.

573
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,379
Excuse me. Why are you scratching off
the "Senior" off my door?

574
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,380
I got a work order
to take it off.

575
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,552
Who issued
the work order?

576
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:47,799
My supervisor.

577
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,597
Why did he issue
the work order?

578
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,187
If I knew that,
I'd be his supervisor.

579
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,772
You seem to be
enjoying yourself.

580
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:57,018
I haven't enjoyed
myself since 2004.

581
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,064
Donna?

582
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,071
Someone's trying to have a little fun
with me here.

583
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,361
Jessica wants to see you
in her office.

584
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,529
Now.

585
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,321
And finally, this is where
you'll live.

586
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,915
Wow.

587
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:15,001
I gave you that for a reason.
You haven't taken one note.

588
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:16,711
- That's because...
- Because you were too busy

589
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,206
ogling me to listen
to a word I've said?

590
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,881
Partner's offices
anchor the wings.

591
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,221
Fifth floor is research.
Sixth is security.

592
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,345
All work gets billed,
even if it's finding an address.

593
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,218
I answer to Harvey
and Louis Litt,

594
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,937
and judging by the way you responded
to my questions,

595
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:36,432
I should admire Harvey
and I should fear Louis.

596
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,107
You have been here
for five years

597
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:39,772
and just because
I outrank you

598
00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,110
does not mean
I have the authority

599
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,195
to command
your services.

600
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,939
Oh. It's also pretty clear

601
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,158
that you think you're too smart
to be a paralegal.

602
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,618
You know what
nobody likes?

603
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,362
Nobody likes
a show-off.

604
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,115
You used the word
"ogling." I mean...

605
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,993
When do I get
to see Harvey?

606
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,543
Gerald Tate
fired the firm.

607
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,671
So you're taking
my promotion away.

608
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,632
You know, most firms would put you
in front of the bar

609
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:07,953
and have your
license stripped.

610
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,014
You lied to a client
and he figured it out.

611
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,342
I lied to him to get him to do
the right thing

612
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,969
and honor his
goddamn contract.

613
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,391
And you didn't
seem to mind so much

614
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,934
when you thought
I got away with it.

615
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,682
But you didn't
get away with it.

616
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,855
And I can't justify handing you
a promotion

617
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,696
on the same day that you lose
a huge client.

618
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,905
One client doesn't
make a firm.

619
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:26,731
I don't know
if you've noticed,

620
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,904
but we're in the middle
of an economic meltdown.

621
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,493
Companies aren't
exactly lining up

622
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,159
to spend money on attorneys
right now.

623
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,624
And you know,
Gerald might have forgiven the lying

624
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,743
had you not
humiliated him.

625
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,374
But you did and you need
to accept that.

626
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,631
Jessica, if you hadn't
done as much for me as you have,

627
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,094
I'd be heading
for the door.

628
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,968
If I hadn't done
as much for you as I have,

629
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,887
I'd be throwing you
out the window.

630
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:57,012
But, Harvey,
no more shenanigans.

631
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,890
You do one more thing
that isn't straight as an arrow,

632
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,359
and instead of
covering your ass,

633
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,115
I will put you in front of
the bar myself.

634
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,069
- Mike.
- Hey.

635
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,787
Who's ready for
a great first day?

636
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,201
I'm going to have
to let you go.

637
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:17,407
What?

638
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,375
I just got reamed
for lying to a client

639
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,460
and if they find out
that I lied about you going to Harvard,

640
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,000
they'll take away
my license.

641
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:23,997
DONNA ON INTERCOM: You What?

642
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,669
Not now, Donna.

643
00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:28,718
Look, I have to put my own interests
above yours.

644
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,178
It's nothing personal.

645
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,387
You're fired.

646
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,967
Wait. So you're
worried that if I stay,

647
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,139
then they
might find out

648
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:40,560
that you lied about me and you'll lose
your license.

649
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,064
But if you fire me,

650
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,184
then I could tell them that you
lied about me

651
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,107
and you'd definitely
lose your license.

652
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,191
Are you telling me
that if I throw you under the bus,

653
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,612
you're going to
drag me with you?

654
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,827
But you put your
interests above mine.

655
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:57,413
I mean, I'm just
putting mine back up next to yours.

656
00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:00,708
You're rehired.

657
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,292
Okay. So, should I...
All right.

658
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,630
Here's what's going
to happen.

659
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,750
You're going to give
me back my promotion,

660
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,875
and that's the last we're going to
talk about this.

661
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,633
- And why is that?
- Because if you don't,

662
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,257
I'm going to go across town
and join Rick Peterson.

663
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,680
I'm going to approach every client
I've ever closed,

664
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,474
and I'm going to
take them with me.

665
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,388
You do that
and you'll force me

666
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,890
to put you in front
of the ethics board.

667
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,482
- I don't think you will.
- And why not?

668
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,476
Because you were
obligated to notify them

669
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,478
the second
I lied to Gerald, but you didn't.

670
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,147
You put me in front of the
board right now,

671
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:31,671
I'll put you
right up there with me.

672
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,699
Hmm.

673
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,913
I'll... I'll give you
your promotion.

674
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,309
But you have to
do something for me.

675
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,708
Anything.

676
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,126
Ah.

677
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,920
- Pro Bono.
- Anything but that.

678
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,418
Harvey, pro Bono cases
are how we as a firm

679
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:54,046
show that we care about more than
just ourselves.

680
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,138
I'm not saying
we shouldn't do them.

681
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,382
I'm saying
I shouldn't do them.

682
00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,259
And it's how
you can show me

683
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,058
that you care about more than
just yourself.

684
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,641
You'll handle this yourself.
You will not pass it off.

685
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,768
Absolutely.

686
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,526
Your first case.

687
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,024
Awesome. What is it?

688
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,151
Pro Bono.
Sexual harassment.

689
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,301
Don't tell anyone I laid it off on you
and don't screw it up.

690
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,615
Got it. You can't
handle it.

691
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,540
I'll knock it
out of the park.

692
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,498
Easy, Clarence Thomas.
Just go meet the client.

693
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,668
Hey. Didn't I tell you
to get some better suits?

694
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,798
I spent $500.

695
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,008
For how many suits?

696
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,218
Five.

697
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,212
What?

698
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,145
Nancy?

699
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,144


700
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,562
Yeah, hi.

701
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,565
You're a kid.

702
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,650
No. I'm a...
I'm a grown man.

703
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,274
You're so skinny.

704
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,192
Do they feed you?

705
00:37:58,318 --> 00:37:59,194
Here, have a grape.

706
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:00,616
Thank you.

707
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,698
Why don't you
tell me your story?

708
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,117
It started
two years ago.

709
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,166
I was a stay-at-home mom
to my son, Freddie.

710
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,416
And one day, we were at Little League,
Freddie was five.

711
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,821
He really hated that he couldn't play
with the older kids.

712
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,345
It was the third inning,
and I got a phone call.

713
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:21,558
My husband had been in a car accident
and he was gone.

714
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,601
Just like that.

715
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,853
I... I'm so sorry.

716
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,894
I did the best I could.

717
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:31,314
I got myself a job as a secretary
at Devlin McGreggor

718
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:35,564
and I even got promoted to secretary of
the President, Charles Hunt.

719
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,695
And that's when
it all changed.

720
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,365
It's okay. Tell me
what happened.

721
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,076
He started asking me
to stay late,

722
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,950
order in dinner, see,
other stuff like that.

723
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:50,086
One night, he says that if
I sleep with him,

724
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,921
he's going to take care of me
in the firm.

725
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,132
And if I don't,
he's going to fire me.

726
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,546
So, what did you do?

727
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,635
I went to
human resources.

728
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:58,969
They said they investigated.

729
00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,089
Couldn't find anything
to support my claim.

730
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,722
Two months later, I was fired for
poor job performance.

731
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,436
They wouldn't let me
say goodbye to anybody.

732
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,897
They wouldn't write me a letter
of recommendation.

733
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,640
I wasn't looking
for a payoff.

734
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,109
All I wanted was
for it to stop.

735
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,271
Can you help me?

736
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,408
Uh, yes. Yes, I can.

737
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,031
What do you need
my help for?

738
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,534
- Wait. Can I just...
- No. Give me an update.

739
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,999
Uh, you know,
she's a nice woman.

740
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,463
- She, uh...
- On the case.

741
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,965
I don't get emotionally attached
to the clients.

742
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,253
This woman had her life ripped apart.
You don't even care?

743
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,254
I'm not about caring.
I'm about winning.

744
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,260
Why can't you
be about both?

745
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,889
I'd explain it to you but then I'd have
to care about you.

746
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,307
Right.

747
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,139
What are you doing?
Don't touch that.

748
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,891
I'm just checking
my lock.

749
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,939
You ride your bike to...

750
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,233
It's locked, okay?
Come on.

751
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,607
Taxi!

752
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,492
Defense sent over
the investigation files as a courtesy.

753
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,911
No, they didn't. Nobody does anything
as a courtesy.

754
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,124
They sent those files

755
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,788
because that's where they want
you to look.

756
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,333
Listen, being a lawyer
is like being a doctor.

757
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,127
You mean how you don't get emotional
about the client?

758
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,466
No. I mean, you keep pressing
until it hurts,

759
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,800
then you know
where to look.

760
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,511
Forget about impeaching
the investigation.

761
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,505
It won't lead anywhere. No employee
is going to testify

762
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,722
against their own CEO.

763
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,841
Okay. So, what do
you suggest I do?

764
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,515
Think. If this guy's
done this once...

765
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:30,676
MIKE: He's done it before.

766
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,641
And if the people who work for him now
won't testify against him...

767
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,268
Someone who used to
work for him might.

768
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,776
You know what?

769
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,234
I'd subpoena the personnel records
of every woman

770
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,115
who's left the firm
during this guy's tenure.

771
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,108
That's funny. That's exactly
what I thought.

772
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,327
Then what do you
need my help for?

773
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,287
I don't know how to fill out
a subpoena.

774
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:55,621
By the way, did you get her to sign
the engagement letter?

775
00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:56,712
Yeah.

776
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,835
What's an
engagement letter?

777
00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,756
It's a piece of paper that keeps her
from being able to sue us.

778
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:02,843
Oh.

779
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,965
Uh, hey. Donna, can you show me how to
fill out a subpoena?

780
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:07,807
Absolutely. And after that,
you want me to show you

781
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:08,971
how to wipe your ass?

782
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:10,059
It's funny, because you
should already know

783
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,428
how to do
both those things.

784
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:12,929
Ah, yeah.
That's hilarious.

785
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,601
What's that?

786
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,770
That's my suit guy.
Go in, tell him I sent you,

787
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:17,858
and spend some money.

788
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,024
What does it matter how much money
I spend on suits?

789
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,771
People respond to
how we're dressed.

790
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,569
So, like it or not, this is what
you have to do.

791
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,488
Oh, that's weird.
You're giving me advice?

792
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,702
It sounds like you actually
care about me.

793
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,617
I don't.
You're a reflection of me,

794
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,489
and I absolutely
care about me.

795
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,788
So get your skinny tie out of my face
and get to work.

796
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,163
That was a little harsh.

797
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,874
- Really?
- Yeah.

798
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:52,185
Mike. Where are you going?

799
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,354
It's 6:30.
I'm going home.

800
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,683
Okay. What's so funny?

801
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:00,435
You're a rookie associate.

802
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,360
If you go home before 9:00
on your first week,

803
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,105
you're not going to make it through
your first month.

804
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,240
- Oh.
- And Louis Litt wants to see you.

805
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:07,609
- Hey. Can I ask you something?
- Mmmmmm.

806
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:09,736
This tie,
is it too skinny?

807
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,071
Yeah.

808
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,573
All right.

809
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,507
I know
you had orientation from Rachel,

810
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:30,427
but I wanted to give
you a special welcome from me.

811
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,550
Um, amongst other things,

812
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,895
I'm sort
of the disciplinarian of the associates.

813
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:40,600
You wanted
to see me?

814
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:41,765
Yes. Gary, please come in.

815
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,444
Mike, this is Gary Lipsky.

816
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,529
Gary's one of our most
promising associates from last year.

817
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:46,647
Hi.

818
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,693
Gary, Ms. Pearson
wanted me to ask,

819
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,410
have you completed
the Petramco filing?

820
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,325
Uh, well, my brother
was in over the weekend,

821
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:54,566
so I didn't
really get to it.

822
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,704
Gary, come on. This is,
like, the third time I've had to ask.

823
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:58,701
I'll get right on it.

824
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,499
Don't bother.
You're fired.

825
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,463
What? You...
You can't fire me.

826
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,708
Oh, yes, I can.
And I just did.

827
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,675
Go pack up
your things.

828
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,262
Don't you ever show your face
in this place again.

829
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,604
See, I arranged
for you to see that

830
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,395
because we pay
our associates very well

831
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,894
and we provide the opportunity for
unlimited advancement.

832
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,147
But in return,
we expect results.

833
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,993
Have I made myself clear?

834
00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,362
Yeah.

835
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,040
Great.

836
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,376
Welcome to
Pearson Hardman.

837
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,130
Feel free to
go back to work.

838
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,881
Harvey.

839
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,680
Okay, I have
two words for you.

840
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,678
Absolutely beautiful.

841
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,643
You think you're the only one who can
charm a client?

842
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,317
Categorically stunning.

843
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,561
How's the new kid
working out?

844
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:07,903
Really hot.

845
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,860
You're an idiot.

846
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,449
Jessica Pearson.

847
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,193
Good night, Harvey.

848
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:15,744
Goodnight.

849
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,248
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Sunday's big game finds Washington

850
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,117
traveling to Philadelphia.

851
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,579
What are you
doing here?

852
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,547
Watching SportsCenter.

853
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:27,665
Boo-yah!

854
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,755
You won't return
my phone calls.

855
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:32,879
Uh, yeah, because
you set me up.

856
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,802
- You remember that?
- You think I knew about that?

857
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,174
Here we go.

858
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:39,724
Round 50 of "I get the shaft because you
didn't know the whole story."

859
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:43,348
You knew there were risks when you
quoted that crap from that book. Okay?

860
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:47,067
You needed money, and I came through
with an opportunity like always.

861
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,145
Besides, you weren't the only
one who got screwed.

862
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:50,359
They pulled
a gun on me.

863
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,356
Oh, really?
And why did they do that?

864
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,116
To keep me from
warning you.

865
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,609
So, you did know.

866
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,237
Well, not until after
it was too late.

867
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,783
Well, it's too late now.

868
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,032
Look, let me
make it up to you.

869
00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:03,000
Oh, you want to
make it up to me?

870
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,790
Give me my key back.

871
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:16,010
Michael. Come on.

872
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,518
You know I don't want to live in a world
where we're not tight.

873
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,642
Then kill yourself.

874
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,435
Get out.

875
00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:28,855
Get the hell out.

876
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,676
Donna, I need the... Oh, also, I didn't
have a chance to...

877
00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,716
- Marry me?
- I took care of that, too.

878
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,262
We've been married
for the last seven years.

879
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,601
Excellent.

880
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:06,230
Um, Devlin McGreggor is fighting
the subpoena.

881
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,974
They filed a motion
to dismiss the case

882
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,817
- based on our lack of evidence.
- Good.

883
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,687
Good... Wait. What do you
mean "good"?

884
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:13,984
They don't want to hand over
the files.

885
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:15,105
You pressed
where it hurt.

886
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,236
You're looking
in the right place.

887
00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:17,483
Did you think they
wouldn't fight back?

888
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,736
Well, I...
Now that you mention it.

889
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,282
On. My bad.

890
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,404
I keep forgetting
you don't actually know anything.

891
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,456
The idea is you make a move,
they make a move.

892
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,169
You go back and forth
until one of you wins.

893
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,709
Okay. What if they
win the motion

894
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,707
and the case
gets dismissed?

895
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,130
Then you're not as good
as you think you are.

896
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:39,097
Harvey! What a coincidence.

897
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,465
I was wondering
how the pro Bono was coming.

898
00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:42,591
- I'm all over it.
- That makes me very happy.

899
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:44,014
Because if I were to find out
that you weren't

900
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,557
putting in your
full effort,

901
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,521
- I would be very upset.
- No worries.

902
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,060
We're all good.

903
00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,401
Rachel. Rachel,
Rachel, Rachel.

904
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,027
I need your help. There's a hearing
on my subpoena.

905
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,672
I've got three cases
in front of yours.

906
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:03,620
You're going to
have to wait in line.

907
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:06,537
Wait. No. No, no, no.
My hearing is tomorrow.

908
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,777
So, why are you
coming to me?

909
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,875
Because Donna says you're the best
researcher in the firm.

910
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,586
Hmm. Let me see
the motion.

911
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:19,254
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have an office?

912
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:22,257
How do you have an office
and I have a cubicle?

913
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,634
Like you said, I'm the best
researcher in the firm.

914
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:26,761
Really? Well,
I just made that up.

915
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:29,514
I didn't even have
time to talk to Donna.

916
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,983
Is this all
a joke to you?

917
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:34,522
Because I take
my job seriously.

918
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:35,860
No, I'm... I'm sorry.

919
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,571
Look, I was...

920
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:39,732
Look, you
weren't there.

921
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,451
Okay? I care
about this woman.

922
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,779
She's got nowhere
else to turn and...

923
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:46,656
And you can't
help her by yourself.

924
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:51,832
I can.
I just prefer not to.

925
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,705
Okay-

926
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:56,708
You're asking to
look at private files

927
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:57,958
without any evidence
of your assertion.

928
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,836
Yeah. But the only way that we can
find the evidence

929
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,086
is to look
at those files.

930
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,088
That's a rickety argument.

931
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,260
But is there precedent?

932
00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:07,977
Let's go see
if we can find one.

933
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,722
Research is as much
art as science.

934
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:13,645
So, we're going to look at privacy
and harassment law.

935
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:16,690
See if we can find a combination of
cases to make an argument.

936
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,903
I'll take privacy.

937
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,738
I'll take harassment law.

938
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,277
This will take
a while.

939
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:22,400
We're going to need dinner.

940
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,777
Chinese.

941
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,120
No. I can afford
Chinese on my own.

942
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,786
- This is on the firm. I want sushi.
- Ooh.

943
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,705
HARVEY: So, they told me to put my top
investigator on it.

944
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,328
What did you do?

945
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,749
What could I do? You were out of
the country.

946
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:35,746
I gave them Ludennan.

947
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,460
Harvey, this has
been lovely,

948
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:44,384
but I believe
you know what I want.

949
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,472
I think I've got
what you want.

950
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,091
Well...

951
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:49,723
By the way,
that dress...

952
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,437
What, this old thing?
Come on.

953
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:55,104
Beautiful. Why don't we
do this more often?

954
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,609
Because it always
ends the same way.

955
00:48:58,686 --> 00:48:59,903
Then why are we
doing it now?

956
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,320
Because you're paying me.

957
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,402
Vanessa, really.

958
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,074
How come you
and I never...

959
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,168
Harvey, I don't
sleep around.

960
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,705
And I could never be
in a relationship with you.

961
00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:18,831
All you ever think
about is yourself.

962
00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:21,668
I'm thinking about
you and me right now.

963
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,218
Let me get this.

964
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:28,757
But I'm a gentleman.

965
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:32,728
But if you get it, you might think
I'll change my mind someday.

966
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,730
I already do.

967
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:39,856
For the record,
I am not selfish everywhere.

968
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:41,604
Neither am I.

969
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,864
Mr. Dockery,
you naughty, naughty boy.

970
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,588
Remember when I said you thought
you were too smart

971
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,547
- to be a paralegal?
- Mmmmmm.

972
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,507
- Why...
- Aren't I a lawyer?

973
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:06,762
I don't test well.

974
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,219
- What?
- I... I'm smart.

975
00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,830
And I know I'd be
a good lawyer.

976
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:14,429
I just... I don't know what it is.
I can't take tests.

977
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:16,351
And I bombed
the LSATs.

978
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,686
And even if I could
get into a law school,

979
00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,480
there's just no way
I'd pass the bar.

980
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:23,354
So, if only
there were someone

981
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,652
who could take
the tests for me.

982
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,282
Yeah, if only
there were.

983
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:28,491
Yeah.

984
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:31,408
Mike, where are you at with the research
for tomorrow's hearing?

985
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,577
Uh, nothing yet.

986
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:34,573
You say you care
about the client,

987
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:37,326
but if you keep playing footsie instead
of finding me an argument,

988
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,374
the client's
going to lose.

989
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,496
I don't want
to lose.

990
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:47,462
Look, it's no use, okay?

991
00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:48,678
Their investigation
is by the book.

992
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,048
We look like
the bad guys coming in,

993
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:51,424
putting them
under duress.

994
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,467
What did you just say?

995
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,265
I said we look
like the bad guys.

996
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,639
No. You said they
did it by the book,

997
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,107
and we're putting them
under duress.

998
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,316
Yeah?

999
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:05,938
Look.

1000
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:07,690
Hmm.

1001
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,952
This is good. We're going to
have some fun.

1002
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,534
We? I get to go?

1003
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:15,907
You didn't think I would let you
come along?

1004
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,453
- No.
- Good instinct.

1005
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,248
I wasn't. But then, I thought it
would be cruel

1006
00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,915
not to let you
witness my greatness.

1007
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:22,538
Okay. Can I go
get my bag?

1008
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:24,131
No.

1009
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,841
- You're a true giver.
- Other side.

1010
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:27,050
Okay-

1011
00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:31,130
Your Honor, this case
should be thrown out.

1012
00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:34,429
Other than her story, the plaintiff
doesn't have one piece of evidence.

1013
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,099
Because the evidence
lies within their personnel files,

1014
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,472
which they're conveniently
refusing to hand over.

1015
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,599
Those files contain
sensitive information.

1016
00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:44,978
He's fishing at the expense
of our employees' right to privacy.

1017
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:45,944
Please.

1018
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,860
He doesn't give a rat's ass
about his employees' right to privacy.

1019
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:52,030
Sorry. That's actually
unfair to rats' asses.

1020
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:55,155
Your Honor, Mr. Specter's claim that we
don't care about our employees,

1021
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:58,249
though belittling, doesn't carry any
weight as a rule of law.

1022
00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,993
True. But what does carry weight is that
an investigation of

1023
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,042
sexual harassment must be conducted
without any duress.

1024
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,255
Your point?

1025
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:08,087
The investigator and every person
being interviewed

1026
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,837
answers to the CEO
they're investigating.

1027
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,389
That is the definition
of duress.

1028
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:19,140
It would be as if your bailiff accused
you of sexual harassment,

1029
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:22,014
and you assigned your stenographer
to investigate.

1030
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,690
Now, how likely would it be that this
investigation yielded any fruit?

1031
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,905
You honestly think
I would harass Herman?

1032
00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:31,239
Well, I don't know,
Your Honor.

1033
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,155
Some people have a thing
for the uniform.

1034
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:36,154
Uh, I'd like to think
Herman would come to me

1035
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,531
before it even got
to an investigation.

1036
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,994
I saw that.
That should be stricken.

1037
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,337
But what if Herman did
come to you, Your Honor?

1038
00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:49,709
And you betrayed his trust by firing him
under false pretenses?

1039
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,193
You really think
that little of me?

1040
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:55,973
I wouldn't trust you
as far as I can throw you, Your Honor.

1041
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:00,140
- Hand over the files.
- Oh, my...

1042
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,933
Today.

1043
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:02,930
That's it.

1044
00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,102
Herman?

1045
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,731
I'd like to speak
to you in chambers.

1046
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,270
That was awesome.

1047
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,774
It was your argument.
I just framed it in a way

1048
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:15,447
that humanized the situation and
brightened all of our afternoons.

1049
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,160
I feel like
Michael Corleone in that scene

1050
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:19,357
where that fat guy teaches him how
to shoot that gun.

1051
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,572
Are you saying that
I'm the fat guy?

1052
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:21,950
Because I'm not
the fat guy.

1053
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,246
Mmm-

1054
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,252
Do you know what
his name was?

1055
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,838
- Yeah.
- Cardoza.

1056
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:29,047
- Clemenza.
- I knew that.

1057
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,962
I was just testing
to see if you knew it.

1058
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,131
I knew that you
knew that I knew.

1059
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:49,067
Train wreck.

1060
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,988
Hey. I'm looking
for Rene?

1061
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,903
I'm Rene.
I'm sorry.

1062
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,947
We don't sell skinny
jeans at this location.

1063
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:01,910
Did Harvey tell you
I was coming, or...

1064
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,078
Harvey Specter sent you?

1065
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:07,169
That's another story.
Do you know your inseam?

1066
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,922
I don't.
It's probably a medium.

1067
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,833
Why don't you
browse for a while?

1068
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:13,880
These are the most exclusive,

1069
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,424
and we move down in price as you head to
the door.

1070
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,345
Oh!

1071
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,221
Okay-

1072
00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:26,973
Large?

1073
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,234
That's not how it works.

1074
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:33,319
Huh.

1075
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:17,273
So, Trevor's getting you to do his dirty
work for him, huh?

1076
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,401
All I know is you aren't talking
to each other.

1077
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,871
I miss you. I want things to go back
to the way they were.

1078
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:24,954
I miss you, too.

1079
00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:29,043
But I'm not sure things are ever going
back to the way they were.

1080
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,456
I've got to go.

1081
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,372
What did he say?

1082
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:37,252
He said things aren't ever going back to
the way they were.

1083
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,594
What did you do?

1084
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,180
I don't know.

1085
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:47,936
Hey!

1086
00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,648
So the files
are on their way.

1087
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,687
We won?
That's fantastic.

1088
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:55,778
So we have a week to corroborate
Nancy's story.

1089
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,774
Listen, I couldn't have
done it without you.

1090
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:03,114
You wouldn't even know
where to look without me.

1091
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,487
- You know what nobody likes?
- Hmm?

1092
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:05,954
Nobody likes a show-off.

1093
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,543
Hello? Yeah, he's here.

1094
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:13,913
Okay, thank you.

1095
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,465
The files are in
conference room C.

1096
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:19,093
Why wouldn't they
bring them to my cubicle?

1097
00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,262
They're trying to
bury you in paperwork.

1098
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:25,508
Well, they picked
the wrong guy.

1099
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,385
If they didn't, I did.
Get it done by the end of the week.

1100
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:31,013
I've got to run and
charm a new client.

1101
00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:38,945
Nice to finally meet you.

1102
00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:42,157
Jessica says you're going to
sweep me off my feet.

1103
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:44,117
I'll do my best,
Mr. Dockery.

1104
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,656
You've got a nice
serve there.

1105
00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:47,120
Working on it.

1106
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:51,579
What the hell is this?

1107
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,328
It's you having sex with a woman who
isn't Mrs. Dockery.

1108
00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,334
Are you trying
to blackmail me?

1109
00:56:56,455 --> 00:57:00,176
You asked my firm where you're
vulnerable to corporate take-over.

1110
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,919
- That's it, right there.
- What are you pulling here?

1111
00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:05,423
Your wife owns
10% of the company's voting shares.

1112
00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:08,721
You've been seeing this woman and
several others for quite some time.

1113
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,322
How do you think your wife's going to
vote after she finds out?

1114
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:13,097
Who says she
has to find out?

1115
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:16,271
My investigator got
these within a week.

1116
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:20,191
What do you think a motivated competitor
is going to dig up in a year?

1117
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,608
I have a solution.

1118
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,865
Trade her your
preferred shares,

1119
00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:30,080
which have no voting rights,
for her common shares, which do.

1120
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:32,325
The preferred shares
are worth $2,000,000 more.

1121
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,419
A fraction of what you'll lose if you
get voted out of your company.

1122
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:38,304
John, I don't care if you sleep with
every woman in the Hamptons.

1123
00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:40,841
Just give her
the preferred shares.

1124
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:46,297
Jessica said you were going to charm me
to get my business.

1125
00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:48,173
I'm not interested in
getting your business.

1126
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,175
I'm interested
in keeping it.

1127
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,898
Now, shall we play? I'm not going
to let you win.

1128
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:58,438
I know where they
don't want us to look.

1129
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:01,070
Did you get through
all those files in one night?

1130
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:04,110
I would have done it faster,
but I ordered a pizza.

1131
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,743
Speaking of which, have you ever had
the cheese in the crust?

1132
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,361
Because it blew my mind.

1133
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:10,912
What did you find?

1134
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:13,828
There was a dismissal
on March 12th, 2005.

1135
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:16,029
But the file with the employee name
on it is missing.

1136
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,037
That's our woman.
I know it is.

1137
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:21,756
I'm moving to slap sanctions on their
attorney, possible jail time.

1138
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:23,513
The guy is not going
to know what hit him.

1139
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:27,091
Dennis, it's Harvey Specter.

1140
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:30,557
Did you have anything to do with
the March 12th, 2005,

1141
00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:31,794
files left out of discovery?

1142
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:36,980
If they're here by noon, I'll believe
you. If not, we're filing for sanctions.

1143
00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:40,896
Threat of sanctions is better than
filing for sanctions.

1144
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:44,818
That's what I meant. Threaten, not file.
Who would mean that?

1145
00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,065
Shave.

1146
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,157
Have you ever heard of this woman?
Joanna Webster?

1147
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,746
No. Why?

1148
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,503
The company has
tried to hide her from us.

1149
00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:59,127
She met with personnel
over work-related issues in 2005.

1150
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,837
And then, they fired her
two months later.

1151
00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:03,173
You think Hunt did
the same thing to her that he did to me?

1152
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,166
Yes, I do.

1153
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,760
Then you have to make her come
forward and say so.

1154
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,675
Yeah. That's the plan.

1155
00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:10,255
Okay-

1156
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,553
Um... Uh, actually,
before you go,

1157
00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:16,099
can I get you to sign
this engagement letter?

1158
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:19,397
Evidently, it's something
you're supposed to do

1159
00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:20,561
at the beginning.

1160
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,940
Perfect.

1161
00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:27,072
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1162
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:42,833
Joanna Webster?

1163
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:44,001
Can I help you?

1164
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:47,171
Hi, uh, my name is Mike Ross.
I'm a lawyer.

1165
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,846
I have some questions for you about your
time at Devlin McGreggor.

1166
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:53,427
Uh, please! Look...

1167
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,264
Just let me tell you a story about
my client, okay?

1168
00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:57,806
I've got to get these
in the fridge

1169
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,646
It will just
take a second.

1170
01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,682
Fine.

1171
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:06,186
Look, all I need you to do
is to tell your story.

1172
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,351
If you corroborate with...

1173
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,782
Mr. Ross, what happened to me
happened six years ago.

1174
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,943
It was horrible
and there was a reason

1175
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,991
I didn't do
anything about it.

1176
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:18,582
They'll put me on that stand and attack
me, and I don't want that.

1177
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:20,325
Ms. Webster.

1178
01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:24,505
Joanna.
This man is a predator.

1179
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:28,466
And if you don't help stop him,
he will do it again.

1180
01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,054
All you have to do
is give a deposition...

1181
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,388
I'm sorry.

1182
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:36,721
I can't do it.

1183
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,562
What happened
with the witness?

1184
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,281
I failed.

1185
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,240
To not be awesome.

1186
01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,198
I got her to testify.

1187
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:02,417
You should have seen me.
I tried everything.

1188
01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:03,501
He'd do it again.

1189
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,211
I'd be with her
every step of the way.

1190
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,500
Nothing worked.

1191
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:08,294
And then, it hit me.

1192
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:14,008
I asked her, what if it was her daughter
that he did this to?

1193
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,882
She melted.

1194
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:20,011
Oh, and you know how I came up
with that little gem?

1195
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:21,728
I cared about her.

1196
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,142
Oh!

1197
01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:27,893
Yeah. Thank you.

1198
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,440
I'm glad to see that staying up all
night

1199
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,484
doesn't make you
act like a complete idiot.

1200
01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:32,527
Now, go home and get some sleep.

1201
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,447
I don't want you waving that thing
around during tomorrow's deposition.

1202
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,747
Harvey.
How's the pro Bono going?

1203
01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:48,584
Great! I just talked
a witness into testifying.

1204
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,208
Really?
What's the witness' name?

1205
01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:56,714
I'm not an idiot.
Don't treat me like one.

1206
01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:58,135
You pawned off the case.

1207
01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,721
Jessica, I've got higher
profile cases. I...

1208
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:04,392
Need I remind you that when we first
met, you were a screw-up?

1209
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,274
I gave you a shot at the mail room,
led you up the ranks,

1210
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,438
and then paid for you
to go to Harvard,

1211
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,984
where, by the way, you jerked off the
entire time you were there.

1212
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:15,232
And I still hired you.

1213
01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:17,075
And you've benefited
from that ever since.

1214
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,240
Look, I closed
the Dockery case, okay?

1215
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:20,954
You made
a promise to me.

1216
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,120
You broke it, and then
you lied to my face.

1217
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:27,877
So let me be clear.
This isn't professional.

1218
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,086
This is personal.

1219
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,127
And I'll tell you
something else,

1220
01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,967
you made your bet,
you better goddamn win.

1221
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,788
What the hell
is wrong with you?

1222
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,248
I need the briefcase back.

1223
01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:06,708
Oh, so that's what this
has been about, huh?

1224
01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:08,793
You don't care about
our friendship at all.

1225
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,378
You're my oldest friend
and you know it.

1226
01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,463
But you don't seem to
care about that anymore.

1227
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:14,253
And, yeah, I need
the briefcase back.

1228
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:15,796
And I'm going
to find it, Mike.

1229
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,965
Well, I ditched it when I was running
away from the cops

1230
01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:19,963
that you sent me into.

1231
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:57,338


1232
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,257
Where are you going?

1233
01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:01,629
To my cubicle.

1234
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,474
No. You're not.
It's pee-in-a-cup time.

1235
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,681
I'm sorry. What?

1236
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,554
Drug test. Follow me.

1237
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,142
Uh, I'm just going to
put my stuff back...

1238
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,313
Now.

1239
01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:29,617
Oh, by the way, um,
my cousin was your year at Harvard,

1240
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,584
and I asked him
if he knew you.

1241
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:34,170
It's so funny. He didn't.

1242
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,669
- Well, what's his name?
- Mitch Samberg.

1243
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,503
Yeah. Don't know him.

1244
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,254
It's a big school.

1245
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:43,380
Not really.

1246
01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:45,633
We get 7,000
applications a year.

1247
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,260
You think you can just
walk in and take a tour?

1248
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,269
Oh! Mitchell.

1249
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:51,975
With the slicked
back hair?

1250
01:04:52,097 --> 01:04:53,223
Graduated seventh
in the class.

1251
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:55,476
Sure. Yeah.
I remember him.

1252
01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:57,727
Time to face the music.

1253
01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:09,535
DONNA: Yeah. What's up?

1254
01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:12,000
I've got to get to the Kendrick filing.
Where the hell is Mike?

1255
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,414
I don't know.

1256
01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:17,789
Leave the cup
on the counter.

1257
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,300
Oh, you'll have to
leave that out here.

1258
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,422
Why?

1259
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:26,423
If you take it
in there with you,

1260
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,425
I have to check to make sure you don't
have another urine sample.

1261
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:30,723
Oh, you...

1262
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,697
- Where have you been?
- Hi! Um...

1263
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,530
Getting drug
tested, actually.

1264
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,323
The deposition
is this afternoon.

1265
01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:30,445
Before they get here,

1266
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,493
I want you to grill this woman about
her background

1267
01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,582
for anything they might use against her.
You got it?

1268
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,167
- Got it.
- Make her tell you everything.

1269
01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:37,410
- Everything.
- Everything.

1270
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,003
- Everything.
- Okay.

1271
01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:40,959
Okay-

1272
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:54,811
I'd been working six months when Mr.
Hunt started asking me to work more.

1273
01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:56,763
Order dinner.

1274
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:59,016
One night, late,

1275
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,892
he tried to have
sex with me.

1276
01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:04,775
The next day, I requested
a change in assignment.

1277
01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:08,817
Two months later, I was fired for having
a bad attitude.

1278
01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:11,361
This is ridiculous.

1279
01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:13,033
Wipe that smirk
off your face.

1280
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:14,576
You're not even
supposed to be here.

1281
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:17,000
Mr. Hunt has every
right to be here.

1282
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:20,495
Now, Ms. Webster, after working for
Devlin McGreggor,

1283
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:24,215
you then went on to waitress
at Hooters, right?

1284
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:25,959
Yes, I did.

1285
01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:29,846
A place that advertises the sexuality
of its wait-staff, correct?

1286
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:32,215
You'll have to
ask them that.

1287
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:33,883
I'm asking you.

1288
01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:36,602
And she's not answering.
Move on.

1289
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:43,568
Ms. Webster, would you say that
you're a truthful person?

1290
01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:46,062
Yes.

1291
01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:50,033
Yeah. So, when you said earlier that you
had never been arrested for a crime,

1292
01:07:50,149 --> 01:07:52,151
you were, uh,
speaking the truth?

1293
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:53,779
- Yes.
- Yes.

1294
01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:57,203
So, in 1993, then,
you were not arrested for stealing

1295
01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:01,495
$1,000 worth of jewelry from the Willow
Grove Mall in Pennsylvania.

1296
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:05,123
I was 17!

1297
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,714
That was one mistake. Those records were
supposed to be sealed.

1298
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:11,463
So when you say those records were
sealed, what you mean to say

1299
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,932
is you thought you could get
away with a lie.

1300
01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:17,222
No, that's not it. You're making it
seem different than it is.

1301
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:19,937
I'm sorry. You were arrested in your
past

1302
01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:21,271
and you lied about it here under oath.

1303
01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:24,609
Is that making it seem
different than what it is?

1304
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,489
No answer.
Hmm. All right.

1305
01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:34,281
Um, let me ask you this,
since you've lied here once,

1306
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:37,030
what's to make us believe you're not
lying about Mr. Hunt?

1307
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,170
Well, thank you.

1308
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,878
How the hell did you
miss that arrest?

1309
01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,721
No. I did every
background check we have.

1310
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,306
Did you grill her
like I told you to?

1311
01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:56,970
It was
a sealed record, Harvey.

1312
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,344
God damn it,
I knew it. Fix it.

1313
01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:08,895
Joanna! Wait! Please!

1314
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,273
This is why I didn't
want to testify.

1315
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:14,492
They twist something from a hundred
years ago and make me look like a liar.

1316
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,809
They make it sound like what he did
to me didn't happen.

1317
01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,496
Look, it doesn't matter.
All right?

1318
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:22,083
I need you to testify on Friday and
keep this case alive.

1319
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,204
We don't have time to find anyone else
before then. Would you please wait?

1320
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:28,878
No! I'm not waiting. You promised this
wouldn't happen, and it did.

1321
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,296
You never told me
you were arrested.

1322
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,545
Don't contact
me again. Please?

1323
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:14,089
What happened
with the witness?

1324
01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:17,590
Nothing. Nothing happened.
I couldn't fix it.

1325
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,599
So you're going to quit?

1326
01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:23,762
It's either that or have Louis Litt
fire me.

1327
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:25,229
What are you
talking about?

1328
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:28,646
My first day, Louis fired Gary Lipsky
for screwing up a case.

1329
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:32,521
He said if I did the same thing,
I'd be gone just as fast.

1330
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:34,189
Well, you go back
to the witness' house

1331
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:35,690
and you get her
to testify again.

1332
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:36,987
I tried.
There's no way.

1333
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:37,984
There's always a way.

1334
01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:39,326
Then why don't you go
and convince her?

1335
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,866
Because you screwed it up.

1336
01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,785
Oh, and you don't give a damn about
the client. Right.

1337
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:43,872
That's not my job.

1338
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:45,492
Does your job include
giving a damn about me?

1339
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:48,296
Because the least you could do is offer
to stand up to Louis for me.

1340
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:50,459
Stand up for you? I put my ass on
the line for you.

1341
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:53,254
But it turns out you may have had
the balls to get this job,

1342
01:10:53,374 --> 01:10:55,797
but you don't have the courage to stick
it out when it gets tough.

1343
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,135
- That's not true.
- Isn't it?

1344
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,722
You've had one foot out the door
since you got here.

1345
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:00,806
What are you
talking about?

1346
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,346
I'm talking about that briefcase being
locked in your desk.

1347
01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:05,470
Yeah, I saw it.
And I know what it is.

1348
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,314
It's your backup plan
in case this doesn't work out.

1349
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:11,310
You can make some quick cash and go
right back to the life you told me

1350
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:13,357
you didn't
want to lead.

1351
01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:14,900
So, if you want
to quit, go ahead.

1352
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,490
But this isn't because of Louis and it
isn't because of me.

1353
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,359
It's because you're afraid you might
have to admit

1354
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,907
that you're not as smart as you
think you are.

1355
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:29,161
If you're here in the morning, I'll know
I still have an associate.

1356
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:25,721
Hey, I get that you were upset that I
was promoted before you,

1357
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,561
but if you ever threaten to fire one of
my guys again,

1358
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,430
I am going to kick your ass.

1359
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:34,105
Hmm. What are you
talking about?

1360
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:36,102
Don't play dumb
with me, all right?

1361
01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:39,071
You fired Gary Lipsky
in front of Mike Ross.

1362
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:42,609
What's so funny?

1363
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,532
Gary Lipsky works
in the mail room.

1364
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:46,870
What?

1365
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:48,706
I didn't fire anyone.

1366
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:52,414
That's howl let the new associates know
what's expected of them.

1367
01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:56,794
You plant a fake
employee to manipulate the associ...

1368
01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:58,504
That's it.

1369
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,002
What?

1370
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,664
Mike!

1371
01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:34,539
I wanna quit.

1372
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,168
Come here.

1373
01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:50,009
When your parents died,

1374
01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,936
I lost my son,

1375
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,894
my daughter-in-law.
I was scared,

1376
01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:59,978
alone, and I was
too old to raise you.

1377
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:06,234
But I had no choice, because who else
was going to take care of my grandson?

1378
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,909
You made me
a promise before.

1379
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,542
You're in the door.

1380
01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:21,174
Promise me now the only way you'll leave
is if they rip you out.

1381
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:41,152
You can save your breath. There's no way
I'm testifying at the hearing tomorrow.

1382
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,905
That's not why I'm here.
I know what you did.

1383
01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:45,989
What are you
talking about?

1384
01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:48,610
You never worked
for Devlin McGreggor.

1385
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,452
And you were never
harassed by Mr. Hunt.

1386
01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:51,912
- That's a lie.
- Look, I could tell you

1387
01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:53,246
that I've got
the canceled checks

1388
01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:56,334
or the wire transfer
or whatever smoking gun that exists.

1389
01:14:56,784 --> 01:15:00,038
I don't. But I will. And when I do,
you'll be going to jail.

1390
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,915
Unless you tell me
what happened, right now.

1391
01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:06,878
I'm the guy you tell.

1392
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:14,098
All I had to do was waste your time
until tomorrow after the hearing.

1393
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,598
Please. I just
needed the money.

1394
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:21,066
I don't want to go to jail.

1395
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,566
Here's what
you're going to do.

1396
01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,152
What's with the attitude?
That's just really, uh...

1397
01:15:27,898 --> 01:15:30,026
- Mike!
- Hey!

1398
01:15:30,151 --> 01:15:32,449
I'm not giving this to
you because you need it.

1399
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,572
I'm giving it to you
because I don't.

1400
01:15:35,656 --> 01:15:37,909
And I don't know if I'm ready to forgive
you yet or not,

1401
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:39,576
but I do know we're even.

1402
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:44,085
Wait a second.

1403
01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,424
I didn't...

1404
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,180
I don't...

1405
01:15:58,471 --> 01:15:59,472
Don't.

1406
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:01,853
Now we're even.

1407
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:05,770
Huh.

1408
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:24,205
I see you came
to work today.

1409
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,707
Nice suit.

1410
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:28,209
It was
a barter transaction.

1411
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,553
I got six of them for
one little briefcase.

1412
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,100
Listen, uh,

1413
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,227
I'm sorry and...

1414
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,312
Forget it.

1415
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:47,149
When I first started, Jessica rode me so
hard, I quit once a month.

1416
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,823
I just told you what
you needed to hear.

1417
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,442
That's just it.

1418
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:55,907
I've only ever had one person who told
me what I needed to hear.

1419
01:16:57,655 --> 01:17:00,625
Maybe it's time
I started trusting somebody else.

1420
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,461
Merry Christmas.

1421
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,509
Is this for real?

1422
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,766
You know what to do.

1423
01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,686
Press until it hurts.

1424
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:40,032
MIKE: Wire transfer from your account
to Joanna Webster's.

1425
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:44,627
Phone records with Joanna Webster prior
to her testimony.

1426
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:49,215
And an affidavit stating you paid
Ms. Webster to falsely testify.

1427
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:54,090
Mr. Hunt, harassment is
a civil violation.

1428
01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:55,133
The penalty is money.

1429
01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:58,679
But witness tampering, that's a crime,
and you will go to prison,

1430
01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:01,143
where, I guarantee,
you'll learn more about unwanted

1431
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:03,979
sexual advances than you can
possibly imagine.

1432
01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:07,438
Do you think this is
going to intimidate me?

1433
01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:09,918
Even if this evidence
was credible, who are you going to get

1434
01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,898
to prosecute a small-time witness
tampering charge, huh?

1435
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,401
Harvey, didn't you
graduate law school

1436
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:19,119
with the current
US Attorney in New York?

1437
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:20,579
In fact, I did.

1438
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,575
And I think he might even be interested
in pursuing a case like this.

1439
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,871
Wait, are you
two still close?

1440
01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:26,460
Well, I was the best man
at his wedding.

1441
01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:27,544
Wow.

1442
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,379
No, you weren't.
You're bluffing.

1443
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:33,918
No. I think I've got some pictures of us
at the ceremony.

1444
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,096
Let's see.

1445
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,590
Yeah. Here we are.

1446
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:42,639
I must admit,
I look very dashing.

1447
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,013
This is me and his mother.
The woman adores me.

1448
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:46,973
Here we are at
his bachelor party.

1449
01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:49,441
There's no strippers.
He's lame.

1450
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,148
But he can't put guys like you away
for sexual harassment

1451
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,942
and then go to strip
clubs now, can he?

1452
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:55,440
All right,
what do you want?

1453
01:18:55,814 --> 01:18:57,441
An admission of guilt

1454
01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,945
and a guarantee that you'll obtain
treatment before working again.

1455
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,366
And Nancy gets
reinstated with back pay.

1456
01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:07,117
Fine.

1457
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:11,373
- And a raise.
- Okay. All right. Are we done?

1458
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:13,537
The kid should be able to grow up
without the burden

1459
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,217
of tuition hanging over his head.
Don't you think?

1460
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:19,180
Which is why you're also going to pay
Nancy an extra $250,000.

1461
01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:20,548
Charles.

1462
01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,058
Gentlemen.

1463
01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:49,202
Thank you for everything.

1464
01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:51,287
You're welcome.

1465
01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,212
Not bad.

1466
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:01,885
Well done.

1467
01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:05,805
Okay, so just one question.
Why did you go to Joanna's house?

1468
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,928
Because I figured it out.

1469
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:11,023
I object. I think you
did it because you care.

1470
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:12,562
I did it because
it's my job.

1471
01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:14,978
Would you admit it?
You care about me.

1472
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:17,262
I saw you smile when I showed up
for work this morning.

1473
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,073
I didn't smile. I was thinking
of a funny joke.

1474
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,869
Look, we start
on this tomorrow.

1475
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:25,613
Does this mean
we're officially a team now?

1476
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:27,858
I wouldn't move your things into
Wayne Manor just yet.

1477
01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,621
So, now you're Batman.

1478
01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:31,870
Closer to him
than Clemenza.

1479
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,462
Oh, yeah. Kilmer.

1480
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:34,831
Clooney.

1481
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,378
Keaton.

1482
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,798
Did you really quit when you
first started?

1483
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,386
Of course not.
I'm not a wuss.