1 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:04,030 (bright music) 2 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:09,270 (sunny rock music) 3 00:00:25,431 --> 00:00:28,272 (audience cheers) 4 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:41,453 - Hello, welcome to Top Gear. 5 00:00:41,553 --> 00:00:44,973 Tonight, we're discussing a very contentious issue. 6 00:00:45,073 --> 00:00:46,973 Something that's really split the nation. 7 00:00:47,073 --> 00:00:47,853 This is big. 8 00:00:47,953 --> 00:00:50,053 This is bigger than putting pineapple on a pizza, 9 00:00:50,153 --> 00:00:51,934 which I'm okay with. (audience laughs) 10 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:53,174 - Nowt wrong with that, Pad. - Correct. 11 00:00:53,274 --> 00:00:56,134 - 'Cause tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we're going there. 12 00:00:56,234 --> 00:00:58,614 We're tackling the big one. 13 00:00:58,714 --> 00:01:01,854 We're talking about caravans. 14 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:05,535 (audience oohs) (audience laughs) 15 00:01:05,635 --> 00:01:07,855 - Now as you're probably aware, over the years, 16 00:01:07,955 --> 00:01:09,255 Top Gear has had a bit 17 00:01:09,355 --> 00:01:11,975 of a bumpy relationship with caravans. 18 00:01:12,075 --> 00:01:14,015 - It has, but things are different now. 19 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,375 Us, we're all about caravanning. 20 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,335 We grew up in 'em. 21 00:01:16,435 --> 00:01:17,495 - Well, we did. 22 00:01:17,595 --> 00:01:19,256 He's more of a villa man. (audience laughs) 23 00:01:19,356 --> 00:01:21,216 Can't put the staff in a caravan, can you? 24 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:23,296 (audience laughs) Anyhow, point is, 25 00:01:23,396 --> 00:01:24,976 caravans, we love 'em. 26 00:01:25,076 --> 00:01:27,536 And we're here to tell you that things are changing 27 00:01:27,636 --> 00:01:29,056 in the world of caravanning. 28 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,897 Take a look at this. 29 00:01:30,997 --> 00:01:32,777 (film projector whirs) 30 00:01:32,877 --> 00:01:34,977 (bright bouncy music) 31 00:01:35,077 --> 00:01:36,777 (car horn beeps) 32 00:01:36,877 --> 00:01:38,777 The humble caravan. 33 00:01:38,877 --> 00:01:41,737 For decades, this darling of the nation 34 00:01:41,837 --> 00:01:46,398 has provided millions of us with fun, affordable freedom. 35 00:01:47,318 --> 00:01:50,338 The only thing is, there's a chance the world of caravanning 36 00:01:50,438 --> 00:01:54,278 is just starting to look a bit old fashioned. 37 00:01:55,438 --> 00:01:58,619 After all, this is the 21st century. 38 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,219 We want to go further, be better. 39 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:05,479 And we reckon there's a revolution coming. 40 00:02:08,279 --> 00:02:10,340 - That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 41 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,780 And the future of caravanning starts 42 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,880 with something called the Mink. 43 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,900 (tense electronic music) 44 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,940 Just look at it. 45 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,741 It's sleek, it's minimal, it's all terrain. 46 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:24,841 It's exactly what caravanning should be. 47 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,381 This is what's called a micro caravan 48 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:32,981 and it's being towed by 56 grand's worth 49 00:02:33,081 --> 00:02:36,602 of all new, all electric Polestar 2. 50 00:02:39,562 --> 00:02:41,862 (engine growls) 51 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:45,302 And it looks like the future because it is the future. 52 00:02:45,402 --> 00:02:48,382 It's relaxing, refined, it's silent. 53 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:50,103 You really do feel like you're getting away 54 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,203 from the hustle and bustle. 55 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:56,503 Now Polestar says you can get nearly 300 miles 56 00:02:56,603 --> 00:02:57,983 on a full charge. 57 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,863 With 400 horsepower four-wheel drive, 58 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:04,544 it'll get your caravan anywhere it needs to go. 59 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:06,424 But there's more than one way 60 00:03:06,524 --> 00:03:09,184 to start a caravan revolution. 61 00:03:09,284 --> 00:03:11,424 So, to see what the other two were running, 62 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:15,825 the first place we needed to go was a sea-view caravan site 63 00:03:15,925 --> 00:03:17,925 in Berwick-upon-Tweed. 64 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:21,745 Oh, it's getting some looks, this fella. 65 00:03:21,845 --> 00:03:23,825 Morning, morning, you all right? 66 00:03:23,925 --> 00:03:25,925 I don't know if he likes it or not. 67 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:28,106 And as you'd expect, 68 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:32,466 McGuinness had already made himself right at home. 69 00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:35,586 - Ah, this is the life Jeff, innit, eh? 70 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:36,506 - Just the job. 71 00:03:36,606 --> 00:03:39,266 - Is that an Occasion 640 you've got there? 72 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:40,827 Fine caravan. 73 00:03:40,927 --> 00:03:42,507 - Oh, here he is. 74 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:44,827 Here he is, look at him. 75 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:47,187 (car horn beeps) 76 00:03:47,287 --> 00:03:50,647 - Ah, just in time for breakfast. 77 00:03:53,247 --> 00:03:56,028 - Oh, Paddy McGuinness in his natural habitat. 78 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:59,428 - Hey, Polestar 2, very, very nice. 79 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:01,908 - Little bit of Scandinavian chic in Northumberland. 80 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,828 - Yeah, but what's that? 81 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,589 - [Freddie] That, Paddy, is the Mink. 82 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:07,429 Look at it. 83 00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:08,709 - Actually it's very stylish. - It is. 84 00:04:08,809 --> 00:04:09,749 - [Paddy] A nice looking thing. 85 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:12,069 - I wanna know about this one here. 86 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,709 Come on, what've you got? 87 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:16,309 - The Go-Pod Platinum. 88 00:04:16,409 --> 00:04:17,669 - Platinum, of course. 89 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,789 - Top of the range. 90 00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:20,710 This has got everything that's in a bigger caravan, 91 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,110 it's just shrunk down. 92 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:22,950 It's perfect. 93 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,350 It's light, it's nimble. 94 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:25,910 - Don't wanna nit-pick, Paddy, - It's fantastic. 95 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,830 - but it's meant to be a caravan of the future. 96 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:28,670 - Yeah. 97 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:30,710 - That's like caravan of the present, 98 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:31,990 but shrunk in the wash. 99 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:32,831 - No, it's got everything. 100 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,791 Flat-screen TV, USB points, 101 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:36,631 cookers, fridge, bedroom. 102 00:04:36,731 --> 00:04:37,711 It's got the lot. 103 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,511 Come in, have a look round. - Yeah? 104 00:04:39,611 --> 00:04:42,231 - So, what we've got here. (both laugh) 105 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:43,831 - Go on, what've we got? (laughs) 106 00:04:43,931 --> 00:04:45,352 - What we've got here, 107 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,712 this is like the living room. 108 00:04:47,812 --> 00:04:49,432 This is nice here. 109 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:51,152 And you've got everything you need there. 110 00:04:51,252 --> 00:04:52,512 - Everything you need. (laughs) 111 00:04:52,612 --> 00:04:53,912 - If you just turn round this way. 112 00:04:54,012 --> 00:04:55,352 - He says it's got everything you need. (laughs) 113 00:04:55,452 --> 00:04:57,452 - You've got a bed. 114 00:04:57,932 --> 00:04:59,273 I mean, it's like home from home, this. 115 00:04:59,773 --> 00:05:02,593 Home from home if you live in a small home. 116 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,953 Hey, toilet, you say? 117 00:05:05,053 --> 00:05:06,713 Here we are. 118 00:05:06,813 --> 00:05:08,813 This is what you want. 119 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:11,814 - [Freddie] What's that? 120 00:05:13,854 --> 00:05:14,794 - Bang. 121 00:05:14,894 --> 00:05:16,234 Have a sit on that. 122 00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:17,714 I did say sit. 123 00:05:17,814 --> 00:05:19,834 Come to- no, not now, just test it out. 124 00:05:19,934 --> 00:05:21,934 Just have a, eh? 125 00:05:22,574 --> 00:05:24,355 How's that? 126 00:05:24,455 --> 00:05:25,195 - I'd fill this. (laughs) 127 00:05:25,295 --> 00:05:27,355 - I were gonna say, you're a big lad. 128 00:05:27,455 --> 00:05:29,595 - Not much room in there, is there? 129 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,235 I like it, Pad. - That's all you need. 130 00:05:31,335 --> 00:05:33,195 That's what life on the road's all about. 131 00:05:33,295 --> 00:05:34,275 - [Freddie] I like it. 132 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,315 I'm not sure about the boring electric car 133 00:05:36,415 --> 00:05:38,276 on the front though, the Merc. 134 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:39,756 - Come on, please. - It's boring, innit? 135 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:40,876 Come on. - Please. 136 00:05:40,976 --> 00:05:41,996 Have a look round. 137 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:43,476 We're in the world of caravanning. 138 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,596 People love an SUV. 139 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:47,556 So, Mercedes have gone well, there you are. 140 00:05:47,656 --> 00:05:48,956 There's an electric one. 141 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:51,477 Look at the inside of it, look. 142 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:52,997 It's a fantastic motor. 143 00:05:53,097 --> 00:05:54,917 - It is all right, actually. - Yeah. 144 00:05:55,017 --> 00:05:56,957 Now, I want to know about this Mink. 145 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,097 - I'll show you around it. - I've never seen one. 146 00:05:58,177 --> 00:05:59,957 Never seen one. - Won't take long. 147 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:01,637 (both laugh) 148 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,598 Look at it, here we go. - Look at that. 149 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,638 - You've got your panoramic roof. 150 00:06:05,738 --> 00:06:07,078 You've got mood lighting. 151 00:06:07,178 --> 00:06:09,998 You've got all your Scandinavian sheets. 152 00:06:10,098 --> 00:06:10,838 Wool. 153 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,438 - You keep going you've got this, you've got that, 154 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,798 but essentially, you're saying that just about a bed. 155 00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:17,879 You got this, you got a bed. - No, it's not just a bed. 156 00:06:17,979 --> 00:06:19,719 No, but- - And then you've got a pillow 157 00:06:19,819 --> 00:06:21,559 and you've got like a headboard. 158 00:06:21,659 --> 00:06:22,399 - Yeah. 159 00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:25,359 - Aside from a bed, what else have we got going on? 160 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:26,199 - Take you round the back. 161 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:28,039 Got a kitchen. Come on. - Yeah. 162 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:30,400 Look at that, oh, see. 163 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,400 That's nice. 164 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:32,320 - All the appliances. 165 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:35,520 Under here, prep kitchen. - Lovely. 166 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,400 - Chopping board, sink. 167 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,480 Look at it, got a stove. 168 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,320 - Do you know what? 169 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,080 It is very Scandinavian, it's cool. 170 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:42,921 - Yeah. 171 00:06:43,021 --> 00:06:45,201 (cheerful music) 172 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:48,241 - [Paddy] Honestly, the good people of Sea View 173 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,201 didn't know what had hit 'em. 174 00:06:50,301 --> 00:06:51,521 (car horn beeps) 175 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:52,961 And for anyone wondering 176 00:06:53,061 --> 00:06:56,162 how Harris was gonna top these two game changers, 177 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:57,642 - Morning, Chris. - the answer was 178 00:06:57,742 --> 00:06:58,722 - Morning all, how are we? 179 00:06:58,822 --> 00:06:59,882 - he wasn't. 180 00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:04,802 - Audi e-tron Sportback 55 Quatro, S-line. 181 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:05,802 - I'm not bothered. What about that? 182 00:07:05,902 --> 00:07:07,322 - That's the Opus. 183 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:08,563 - Are you doing a tip run? 184 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:10,643 (Freddie laughs) 185 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:12,643 - The world's first self-inflating-- 186 00:07:12,743 --> 00:07:14,283 - You can't throw fridges away. 187 00:07:14,383 --> 00:07:17,083 - World's first self-inflating caravan. 188 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:18,963 Sleeps 10. - Sleeps 10? 189 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,203 - Let me show you. 190 00:07:20,303 --> 00:07:22,444 This is the matter of a minute. 191 00:07:22,544 --> 00:07:24,544 Watch this. - Oh, here we go. 192 00:07:25,544 --> 00:07:27,244 (motor whirs) - Nut gun. 193 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:30,404 (rock music) 194 00:07:30,504 --> 00:07:33,204 - [Paddy] So it turns out the Opus is 195 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:36,365 from that special corner of the caravan world, 196 00:07:36,465 --> 00:07:39,605 labelled some assembly required. 197 00:07:39,705 --> 00:07:40,445 (Chris grunts) 198 00:07:40,545 --> 00:07:41,605 Bloomin' heck. - Good lads. 199 00:07:41,705 --> 00:07:43,445 - [Freddie] Are you doing owt? 200 00:07:43,545 --> 00:07:44,325 - Jesus. 201 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:48,726 And while Harris got busy ruining everyone's holidays. 202 00:07:48,826 --> 00:07:51,966 (nut gun clacking) What is he doing? 203 00:07:52,066 --> 00:07:52,806 - Sorry. 204 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,686 - We tried to at least keep Jeff on side 205 00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:59,226 with a spot of caravanning's number one sport. 206 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:01,847 - Go on, Jeff. 207 00:08:01,947 --> 00:08:02,967 - Ooh, that's a good shot, Jeff. 208 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,207 - Go on, Jeff, hit it. 209 00:08:04,307 --> 00:08:09,127 (nut gun clacking) - La la, la la la, la. 210 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,227 Nothing to see here. 211 00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:13,728 - Ooh, hit it, Jeff. 212 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:17,648 - Joan, get Jeff's angina tablets ready just in case. 213 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,008 Anything can happen here. 214 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:21,108 Safety first. 215 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,368 (motor purrs) 216 00:08:24,468 --> 00:08:27,049 I think me first holiday was in Morecambe in a caravan 217 00:08:27,149 --> 00:08:28,809 and I think it never leaves you. 218 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:29,729 - We used to go to a static 219 00:08:29,829 --> 00:08:31,169 just over the border in Scotland. 220 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:32,009 - Lovely. 221 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:32,869 - That me Auntie Josie had. - Yeah. 222 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:35,369 - Never met me Auntie Josie. - No. 223 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:36,969 - I don't know if me dad just broke into one. 224 00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:38,209 I never met her. (laughs) 225 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,570 We went every year for ten year. 226 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,330 - It's your Auntie Josie's. (Freddie laughs) 227 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,490 - Why've you got a crowbar, dad? 228 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:44,970 - [Paddy] Get in. (laughs) 229 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:48,090 - Lads, she's ready. 230 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:49,930 (bright jaunty music) 231 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,331 And she was magnificent. 232 00:08:53,431 --> 00:08:54,171 - [Paddy] Ooh. 233 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:55,451 - [Chris] Two and a half metres of headroom. 234 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:56,611 Here we go. 235 00:08:56,711 --> 00:08:57,651 - Do you know what? 236 00:08:57,751 --> 00:08:58,491 I like this. 237 00:08:58,591 --> 00:08:59,511 - Got a few things to finish off here. 238 00:08:59,591 --> 00:09:02,171 Put this extra seat in here for you. 239 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:03,891 In she goes, bit of Velcro. 240 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:06,052 - [Freddie] It's like a seat on a yacht, that, innit? 241 00:09:06,152 --> 00:09:07,132 - [Paddy] It is, innit? 242 00:09:07,232 --> 00:09:09,232 - And table. 243 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,572 That's for your dinner, okay? 244 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:13,672 And fridge, 245 00:09:14,432 --> 00:09:15,652 double gas hob, - Right. 246 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:17,172 - You're sitting on the sink. 247 00:09:17,272 --> 00:09:18,573 Want a bit of TV? 248 00:09:18,673 --> 00:09:21,313 Portable projector and... 249 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:23,133 - Oh. - Ooh. 250 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,053 - Oh. (Freddie claps) 251 00:09:25,153 --> 00:09:27,053 - Outstanding, sir. 252 00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:27,973 Look at that. 253 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:30,253 - [Freddie] Well done, Chris. 254 00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:32,214 - I'm actually impressed Chris. 255 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:33,334 - That's 'cause it is impressive. 256 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,734 Right, well, what's next? - Very nice. 257 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,614 Right, now's we've had the show and tell, 258 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:37,654 let's get on the road. 259 00:09:37,754 --> 00:09:38,514 What do you mean get on the road? 260 00:09:38,594 --> 00:09:40,134 I've just unpacked it. 261 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:40,974 - Hook her up. 262 00:09:41,074 --> 00:09:43,714 Hey, as we say in the world of caravanning, let's tour. 263 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,095 - Is that what they say? - Yep. 264 00:09:46,195 --> 00:09:49,195 (upbeat rock music) 265 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:51,375 - You know what, Paddy? 266 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:53,935 This Polestar really picks up when you put your foot down. 267 00:09:54,035 --> 00:09:56,255 Staying at 50 is gonna be a bit of a challenge. 268 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:57,456 - That's the thing with these caravans. 269 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:58,936 They're so light and nimble, 270 00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:00,256 you don't even know you're towing 'em. 271 00:10:00,356 --> 00:10:02,616 If you've got a Bailey Unicorn 4-Berther on the back, 272 00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:03,576 you're all over the show, 273 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:06,756 but these, it's a dream. 274 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:14,257 To see if our caravans of the future really were 275 00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:16,697 as go-anywhere as we reckoned, 276 00:10:16,797 --> 00:10:20,417 we'd been told to head to a remote overnight camping spot, 277 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:22,597 high on the Northumberland moors. 278 00:10:24,118 --> 00:10:25,578 That meant we had plenty of miles 279 00:10:25,678 --> 00:10:29,738 to get to grips with our trusty electric steeds. 280 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,698 (intense dramatic music) 281 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,618 And one of the things that drives me mad about electric cars 282 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,539 is this incessant need to shake things up. 283 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,259 Let's do something different. 284 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:41,219 Why? 285 00:10:41,319 --> 00:10:42,979 Why reinvent the wheel 286 00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:46,019 when the wheel works perfectly fine on its own? 287 00:10:46,119 --> 00:10:48,019 And that's why I like the EQC. 288 00:10:48,119 --> 00:10:50,540 It doesn't have to scream and shout, this thing. 289 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,900 It's nice and simple 290 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,620 and it's all the better for it. 291 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,300 All right, the price isn't simple, 292 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:02,221 but 65 grand does buy you 400 horsepower, 293 00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:05,021 you'll get to 60 in about five seconds 294 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:07,461 and with more torque than Fred's Polestar, 295 00:11:07,561 --> 00:11:10,641 if you want, you can tow a bigger caravan. 296 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:15,302 And unlike the Polestar, you won't have to spend 20 minutes 297 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,602 explaining to people what it is. 298 00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:20,142 - Fair point. 299 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:23,262 But if you're after a badge that needs no introduction, 300 00:11:23,362 --> 00:11:26,942 let's face it, other options are available. 301 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:28,903 (cool rock music) 302 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:31,823 Audi released its e-tron SUV a couple of years ago, 303 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:33,583 but this is the sport-back version. 304 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,463 A bit lower, a bit funkier looking, 305 00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:38,263 and of course, a bit more expensive. 306 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:42,504 And as tested, this is a sniff under 90 grand. 307 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:43,544 That's a huge amount of money, 308 00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:46,144 but then again, it's a lovely object. 309 00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:48,544 The interior is gorgeous. 310 00:11:48,644 --> 00:11:52,424 I love the screens, I love the layout, it looks great. 311 00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:53,825 Your kids are gonna think 312 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:56,785 you're the coolest mum or dad out there. 313 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,445 Although not, perhaps, the quickest. 314 00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:04,065 Like the other two, the e-tron has 400 horsepower, 315 00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:06,265 but only when you put it in boost mode 316 00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:08,546 which lasts for eight seconds. 317 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:11,546 The rest of the time you get about 350, 318 00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:13,646 so, it's a bit down on punch. 319 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:16,546 - Do you know what, lads? 320 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:19,867 Innit just nice to be out driving our electric cars 321 00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:22,587 with our little, tiny, eco-friendly caravans 322 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,027 with the big wind turbines in the distance. 323 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:27,187 It doesn't get greener than this, boys. 324 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,627 (gentle sombre music) 325 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:29,427 - [Freddie] It doesn't. 326 00:12:29,527 --> 00:12:33,748 But if we're honest, it could get a bit cheaper. 327 00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:36,108 I've gotta tell you, lads, this Mink is beautiful 328 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:39,428 But this one starts at 15 grand. 329 00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:42,948 - That is an expensive bed. 330 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:46,429 My Go-Pod's 15 grand and there's a bit more to it. 331 00:12:46,529 --> 00:12:48,389 You can stand up in mine. 332 00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:50,149 How much is that blow-up tent, Chris? 333 00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,229 (Freddie laughs) 334 00:12:52,329 --> 00:12:54,329 - It's 20,000 pounds. 335 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:56,909 - Sorry? 336 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,850 I thought you said the blow-up tent was 20,000 pounds. 337 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,230 - But it's complicated and it's massive. 338 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,170 It does mean that I've got quite an expensive rig, though. 339 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:09,450 The truth is, we all had. 340 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,671 There's simply no denying that all electric, 341 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:16,531 go-anywhere caravanning is an expensive business. 342 00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:21,211 So are these pricey pioneers really up to the job? 343 00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:24,071 To start finding out, we were told 344 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:28,332 to make a quick detour off the beaten track for a test. 345 00:13:30,212 --> 00:13:32,212 I'm gonna go have a look. 346 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:33,592 - [Freddie] You getting it, Chris? 347 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:34,992 - Yeah. - Ah. 348 00:13:35,092 --> 00:13:38,553 - As designated reader, (they laugh) 349 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,793 the one that can read, I'll read. 350 00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:43,033 Time to see which of your caravans is best suited 351 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,233 to the adventure lifestyle. - Yes. 352 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,333 With a hill climb. 353 00:13:48,013 --> 00:13:49,713 - Hill. - Cars start at the bottom 354 00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:50,714 of the hill. - Yep. 355 00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:52,814 - You start at the top. 356 00:13:53,974 --> 00:13:57,354 - Cars start at the bottom, we start at the top. 357 00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:58,714 - How does that work? 358 00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,514 How are we gonna get down? 359 00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:03,314 (dramatic music) 360 00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:07,195 - [Chris] In a giant inflatable ball, obviously. 361 00:14:07,295 --> 00:14:08,395 - Oh, hey! 362 00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:09,235 Hoopla! 363 00:14:09,335 --> 00:14:10,755 Oh, god, let's get him in. 364 00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:11,635 Get him in. 365 00:14:11,735 --> 00:14:14,075 - I'm stuck. (laughs) 366 00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,075 (Freddie yells) (Chris laughs) 367 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:17,196 - [Paddy] Shot in. 368 00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:19,156 - [Chris] It got him in. 369 00:14:19,256 --> 00:14:20,116 (all laugh) 370 00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:22,356 - I can see the head. (all laugh) 371 00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:23,636 - You're crowning. - It's a boy. 372 00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,736 - He's crowning, he's crowning. 373 00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:27,396 - [Chris] Yes, 374 00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:30,197 because apparently adventurous lifestyle types go in 375 00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:31,917 for this sort of thing, 376 00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:33,917 with our cars waiting at the bottom 377 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:37,297 we'd now each take turns rolling down to meet them. 378 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:40,717 - [Paddy] Best of luck to you. 379 00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:41,957 - Oh yeah, you mean that. 380 00:14:42,057 --> 00:14:44,038 - Three, two, one, go. 381 00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:46,138 (hard rock music) - Oh. 382 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:49,278 Bloomin' hell, what's going on here? 383 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:50,798 - [Paddy] (laughs) Oh, no. 384 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:52,798 Oh, no. 385 00:14:52,898 --> 00:14:54,318 - Oh, this is awful. 386 00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:56,439 Jeez, oh. 387 00:14:56,539 --> 00:14:58,919 - Where's the-- - Oh my God, no. 388 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,119 - (laughs) Look at the speed it's going. 389 00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:02,199 - No, thank you. 390 00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,319 (Freddie babbling) 391 00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,159 - Whoa, whoa. 392 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:08,319 Is this meant to be fun? 393 00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:10,120 (Paddy and Chris laugh) 394 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,440 - That's horrible. - Oh. 395 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:15,040 - [Freddie] Who does this for fun? (speaking faintly) 396 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,160 - This is the thing, getting out. 397 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,020 - [Chris] Did I start the stopwatch? 398 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,520 52 seconds. - Did you start the stopwatch? 399 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,321 (Freddie groans) Is it still running? 400 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,001 - Oh, I'm in mud. 401 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:24,961 - [Chris] Ooh, he's out, he's out. 402 00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:26,161 - Oh, he's out. - That's awful. 403 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,961 - He's gone. - He's a fair distance away. 404 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,081 - He's going through the swamp. 405 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,801 - It's a fair distance, innit? - Look at him go. 406 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:32,641 Look at him go. 407 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:34,401 - This is where he'll make his time up. 408 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:38,142 (thumping electronic music) 409 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:41,842 - Here we go. 410 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,882 Here we go, we're off. 411 00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:44,982 Bloomin' heck, let's get moving. 412 00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:47,923 (intense synth music) 413 00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:51,083 Oh, I've got a caravan on back, I forgot. 414 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,883 - He's already going faster than he wants it to. 415 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,523 - Yeah. 416 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:55,563 (Freddie breathes heavily) 417 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,083 - Get up here. 418 00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,123 Come on. 419 00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,223 Come on, put your foot down. 420 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,604 - Here he comes. - Here he comes. 421 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:03,764 - Come on. 422 00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,804 Go, go, go. 423 00:16:05,904 --> 00:16:07,044 I'm out of breath. 424 00:16:07,144 --> 00:16:09,144 - Come on, Fred. 425 00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:13,044 - Oh, thank God for that. 426 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,925 - 2:51.63. - Right. 427 00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:18,025 - Oh, he's back. - Oh. 428 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,365 - Minging. 429 00:16:20,465 --> 00:16:21,845 - [Chris] First of all, how do you feel? 430 00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:24,125 - Oh, tell you what, 431 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,045 it was awful. 432 00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:25,885 - Is it? - Yeah. 433 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,246 - Do you care what your time is? 434 00:16:27,346 --> 00:16:28,166 - No. - No, I didn't think you did. 435 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,126 2:51.63, I think it's a strong time, actually. 436 00:16:31,226 --> 00:16:32,126 - Based on what? 437 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:34,766 - On the fact that neither of us are gonna do it. 438 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:36,086 - It looks like it's a winning time. 439 00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:38,646 - Shut up, shut up. (Paddy and Chris laugh) 440 00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:40,527 I'm having a bad day, here, all right? 441 00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,727 (they laugh) I'm having a bad day, right? 442 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,607 (Chris laughs) 443 00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,687 But not quite as bad as McGuinness. 444 00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:51,247 - Ooh. (laughs) (Freddie claps) 445 00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,287 Oh, he's in. - Oh, yes. 446 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,808 Very slick. 447 00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:56,408 I'd just like to commend you on your entry technique. 448 00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:57,848 - Tell you, he's not gonna like this 449 00:16:57,948 --> 00:16:59,948 at all. - No he's not. 450 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,088 - What you looking at? - What you doing? 451 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,488 - Why're you there? - Get back in. 452 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,409 - That was enough for me. 453 00:17:05,509 --> 00:17:06,209 - Shush. 454 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:07,069 - No, I already started feeling-- 455 00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:08,529 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 456 00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:10,329 - Already started feeling a bit nauseous, lads. 457 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,769 - What? - No, I can't. 458 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,129 Anything, lads, but that. 459 00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:15,409 - What, genuinely you're not? 460 00:17:15,509 --> 00:17:16,929 - That's me Achilles heel. 461 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:19,030 - Is there a punchline coming here? 462 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,370 - No. 463 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,930 (gentle rock music) 464 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:25,210 - [Chris] So it turns out tumbling downhill 465 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:29,230 with no control whatsoever is McGuinness' kryptonite. 466 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:33,051 But still keen to lay down a time with a flag in the ground 467 00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,731 where Flintoff ended up to aim for, 468 00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:39,491 we agreed he could start his run on foot. 469 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,371 - [Freddie] Send him off. 470 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:43,331 - On your marks, get set, go. 471 00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:44,552 - Chris, get out the way, get out the way, Chris. 472 00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:45,412 I'm gonna take him. 473 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:46,812 - No, no, no, no, no. 474 00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:47,652 No, no, no. 475 00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:49,052 No. 476 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,132 - [Freddie] Go on. 477 00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:51,332 - [Chris] Paddy, watch out! 478 00:17:51,432 --> 00:17:52,612 - [Freddie] Go on, go on, go on! 479 00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:53,812 - [Chris] Paddy! 480 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,412 - [Freddie] Go on! 481 00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:58,233 (dramatic music) 482 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:05,773 (Paddy screams) 483 00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:08,773 (rubber squeaks) 484 00:18:08,873 --> 00:18:13,154 - Oh my God. (Freddie and Chris laugh) 485 00:18:14,074 --> 00:18:16,054 You just ran him over with an orb. 486 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:17,054 (Chris wheezes) - Look at him. 487 00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:19,134 - Well, he's down there in 33 seconds. 488 00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:21,094 - Well, he don't have to wear an harness or anything. 489 00:18:21,194 --> 00:18:21,994 - [Chris] I think this next stint 490 00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:24,055 could be a bit longer though, watch this. 491 00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:27,815 - Oh, absolutely (beep). 492 00:18:27,915 --> 00:18:29,615 - It's a bit boggy down there. - But it's 52 seconds. 493 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,815 It took you ages to get out. - Oh, he's gone. 494 00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:34,335 (upbeat jazz music) 495 00:18:34,435 --> 00:18:35,415 (Paddy spits) 496 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:39,616 - (laughs) He's absolutely done, he's done. 497 00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:42,396 (Paddy panting) 498 00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:46,696 - Oh, God. 499 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,056 Oh, God. 500 00:18:48,156 --> 00:18:49,176 Oh, God. 501 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:52,577 (energetic rock music) 502 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:54,857 (Paddy groaning) 503 00:18:54,957 --> 00:18:57,257 Me lungs are on fire. 504 00:18:57,357 --> 00:18:59,097 - [Freddie] Here we go, now I'm worried about this caravan. 505 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:00,097 - [Chris] Come on. 506 00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:02,538 (china smashing) (metal clanging) 507 00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:06,098 - Oh, that was literally the worst thing ever. 508 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:07,898 Oh my God. 509 00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:09,378 - Here we go. - He smashed this. 510 00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:10,938 He has smashed this. - He gonna. 511 00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:13,858 (Paddy groaning) 512 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:17,019 - Oh, thank God that's done. 513 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:18,259 - He's beaten you by 40 seconds. 514 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,499 2 minutes 11. 515 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,279 (Paddy panting) 516 00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:24,499 - Oh, now we'll get the full, 517 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:27,459 "I'm so tired." - He's gonna be hamming it up, here. 518 00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:30,240 (Paddy panting) 519 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,220 (Freddie clapping) - Brilliant, really good. 520 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,820 (Paddy panting) 521 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,100 - That were like the most low rent version 522 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,541 of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" ever. 523 00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:42,341 (Chris and Freddie laugh) 524 00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:43,181 Let me tell ya. 525 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:45,281 I didn't appreciate that, lads. 526 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,381 - So that is a result. 527 00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:50,981 Sadly, you did it in 2 minutes, 11 seconds. 528 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,861 40 seconds quicker. - Quicker. 529 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,962 - Great, I'm pleased about that. 530 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,302 - Yeah. - Any Daz? 531 00:19:57,402 --> 00:19:58,422 (Freddie laughs) 532 00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:01,262 - If you put mine on a cold wash as well. 533 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:04,102 - Literally, I couldn't speak all the way up in that car. 534 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,822 - Well, that saves the viewers some pain, doesn't it? 535 00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:07,463 - Should get him running more then. 536 00:20:07,563 --> 00:20:08,903 - Yeah. 537 00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:10,343 (dramatic rock music) 538 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,543 - [Paddy] After my lightning run, 539 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:15,903 it was time for Harris in his Audi to give it a whirl. 540 00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,743 - [Both] Ooh, hey! (they laugh) 541 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,064 - [Paddy] And having been so generous with my go. 542 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:23,264 Anyone got any Vaseline? 543 00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:25,384 The least I could do for him - There you go. 544 00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:27,264 - was return the favour. 545 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:30,624 Now, Chris, because we want you to win, 546 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,744 we're gonna try and get you going a bit quicker. 547 00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:34,625 So me and Fred'll probably stop pushing 548 00:20:34,725 --> 00:20:36,465 (laughs) halfway down the hill. 549 00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:39,265 - You're such- why is he loving it so much? 550 00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:40,705 - I might even push you up the hill. 551 00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:43,225 (Paddy and Freddie laugh) That might not work. 552 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,265 - Do I have to do it? 553 00:20:45,365 --> 00:20:47,906 - Three, two, one, go. 554 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,846 (rock drums riff) 555 00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:54,766 (Freddie laughs) 556 00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:59,667 (angry rock music) (Freddie and Paddy laugh) 557 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:03,067 - [Paddy] Oh, that's going at some, that. 558 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,227 (Chris groans) 559 00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:07,487 - Oh, no, he's not even stopping. 560 00:21:08,607 --> 00:21:11,167 (Chris groans) 561 00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:14,468 - [Paddy] Oh, it's bouncing and everything. 562 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,628 - [Freddie] Go on, keep going. (laughs) 563 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:19,228 (Paddy laughs) 564 00:21:19,328 --> 00:21:20,588 - Oh, please stop. 565 00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:23,668 Please just stop, you horrible bastard. 566 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:25,509 (Chris groans) 567 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:28,269 - [Freddie] This is the bit, now, where it took ages. 568 00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:30,149 - I tell you what, the speed we pushed him then, 569 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,669 he were down in about 20 seconds. 570 00:21:31,769 --> 00:21:32,629 - [Freddie] I know. 571 00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:34,589 - [Paddy] Oh, I saw an hand. 572 00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:36,949 Oh, there he is, he's born again. 573 00:21:37,049 --> 00:21:39,230 Go on, Chrissy! - Go, Chrissy! 574 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,750 Oh, he's taking the easy route. 575 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:43,150 - [Paddy] He's not going through the bog. 576 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,470 - Come on, we've got this. 577 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,270 We've got this. 578 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:48,550 - Look at him go. 579 00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:52,531 Like a little angry gazelle. - Doing really well, inne? - Yeah. 580 00:21:55,651 --> 00:21:58,431 - Seatbelt on, drive, come on Audi. 581 00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:00,871 (intense music) 582 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,971 Vorsprung Durch flipping Technik. 583 00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:07,852 This is going well, trailer's just about there. 584 00:22:10,492 --> 00:22:12,692 So weird with the silence. 585 00:22:13,612 --> 00:22:15,232 Come on, Audi. 586 00:22:15,332 --> 00:22:16,752 - I wonder if he's talking about the capabilities 587 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:18,793 of the SUV. - Oh, he'll be saying nothing. 588 00:22:18,893 --> 00:22:20,313 - He might've done a review of the ball 589 00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:21,393 when he were going down. 590 00:22:21,493 --> 00:22:23,913 (Freddie chuckles) Lovely traction. 591 00:22:24,013 --> 00:22:26,313 - There's no way I'm losing to Flintoff. 592 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,073 I don't care about McGuinness, he's not even in the game. 593 00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:31,174 - [Freddie] Oh. 594 00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:33,974 - There we go. Good run. 595 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:35,834 - Oh, here he is. 596 00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:37,934 - Here he is, well done, Chris. 597 00:22:39,814 --> 00:22:40,734 - [Paddy] He looks a little bit peaky. 598 00:22:40,814 --> 00:22:41,834 - You all right? 599 00:22:41,934 --> 00:22:42,874 - No, horrible. 600 00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:44,155 Absolutely horrible. 601 00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:45,955 - You got some nice speed up down here. 602 00:22:46,055 --> 00:22:46,795 - Well, it was airborne, 603 00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:48,195 largely 'cause you were still pushing it 604 00:22:48,295 --> 00:22:49,995 halfway down the slope. - I was doing you a favour, 605 00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:51,595 I wanted you to get a good time. 606 00:22:51,695 --> 00:22:53,235 - You got two minutes, - Yeah. 607 00:22:53,335 --> 00:22:55,395 - 43.44 (Chris groans) 608 00:22:55,495 --> 00:22:56,436 - It's an annihilation. 609 00:22:56,536 --> 00:22:57,716 But it's between you and me. 610 00:22:57,816 --> 00:22:59,676 You don't matter. - I think the victory is mine. 611 00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:01,156 - [Chris] Are you really claiming that? 612 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,016 - I've had to run down the hill 613 00:23:02,096 --> 00:23:04,956 and had a bloody ball roll over me, yeah I am claiming it. 614 00:23:05,056 --> 00:23:06,396 - Can we sort this out over a cup of tea? 615 00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:07,236 - Yeah. 616 00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:08,516 - Come on, let's go to the Go-Pod. 617 00:23:08,616 --> 00:23:09,537 - [Freddie] You gonna put the kettle on, Pad? 618 00:23:09,617 --> 00:23:10,877 - [Paddy] Yes I am. 619 00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:13,737 (cheerful music) 620 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,817 (audience cheers) 621 00:23:24,218 --> 00:23:27,158 - Andrew Flintoff, that was some of your strongest work. 622 00:23:27,258 --> 00:23:30,478 I could watch a replay of you wanging a large inflatable orb 623 00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:33,278 at that over and over again. 624 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:36,199 Forget 2005 Ashes, one of your finest deliveries ever. 625 00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:37,479 - Never lose it, Chris. 626 00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:39,799 But fair dues, Pad, you played the bouncer well. 627 00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:40,659 - Thank you. - Got right underneath it, 628 00:23:40,739 --> 00:23:42,039 hands out the way. 629 00:23:42,139 --> 00:23:42,839 Textbook. 630 00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:44,159 - I had no choice really, did I? 631 00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:47,960 But to be honest, I'd sooner be under it than in it. 632 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,760 Sounds wrong. 633 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,320 But enough about me being steamrollered by a giant ball, 634 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,920 let's get back to basics. 635 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:55,320 Chris Harris skidding around in a supercar. 636 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,140 - Yes. (audience laughs) 637 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:05,161 (electricity hums) (electricity buzzes) 638 00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:07,641 - Say hello (lights click) 639 00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:09,741 to the STO. 640 00:24:10,181 --> 00:24:13,321 The 260,000 pound last hurrah 641 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:17,642 for Lamborghini's very successful Huracán supercar. 642 00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:19,802 (mysterious synth music) 643 00:24:19,902 --> 00:24:21,442 Now, as last hurrahs go, 644 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:24,542 it certainly looks like it's dressed for the occasion. 645 00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:27,083 (electricity hisses) 646 00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:28,763 But mingle around the room a bit, 647 00:24:28,863 --> 00:24:30,203 (engine growls) 648 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,943 and you'll soon discover there are a couple of things 649 00:24:34,903 --> 00:24:36,903 spoiling the leaving do. 650 00:24:37,503 --> 00:24:39,003 (engine roars) 651 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:42,804 For starters, it appears to be completely stupid. 652 00:24:42,904 --> 00:24:45,784 Not good stupid, stupid stupid. 653 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:48,724 (engine roars) 654 00:24:48,824 --> 00:24:52,284 260,000 pounds is 50,000 more 655 00:24:52,384 --> 00:24:54,565 than a standard four-wheel drive Huracán, 656 00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:57,745 for which you get precisely no more power. 657 00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:00,925 What you get instead is body work 658 00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:04,225 that appears to have been scribbled on by a six-year-old. 659 00:25:05,345 --> 00:25:08,526 You also get a jiggly ride, you can't see out the back 660 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,266 and there's nowhere to put your coffee. 661 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,046 And if you're thinking none of that matters 662 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,286 because this rear-wheel drive, 663 00:25:17,386 --> 00:25:19,487 monstrously bewinged Lamborghini 664 00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:22,147 is so clearly all about the track, 665 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:28,867 well, frankly, that is also a bit of a concern. 666 00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:35,048 The truth is, this type of Lamborghini has been pretty ropey 667 00:25:35,148 --> 00:25:37,748 around a circuit for quite some time now. 668 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,768 Yeah, there was plenty of noise and bluster, 669 00:25:40,868 --> 00:25:45,349 but if you wanted a satisfying, precise, technical drive, 670 00:25:46,309 --> 00:25:48,309 they weren't very good at all. 671 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:55,049 So, let's see if this STO really can 672 00:25:55,149 --> 00:25:59,110 give the long serving Huracán a decent send-off. 673 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:02,670 (engine roars) 674 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:12,851 Woo hoo hoo! 675 00:26:12,951 --> 00:26:15,631 (tyres screech) 676 00:26:22,391 --> 00:26:23,932 (engine growls) 677 00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:26,212 Takes about two minutes to realise 678 00:26:26,312 --> 00:26:29,052 this is not the normal Lamborghini recipe. 679 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,152 They've done something quite different. 680 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,132 Normally they make them two-wheel drive, 681 00:26:34,232 --> 00:26:36,653 whip the front drive shafts out and away you go 682 00:26:36,753 --> 00:26:38,813 but for some reason, the steering never connects. 683 00:26:38,913 --> 00:26:40,853 The car feels too spikey. 684 00:26:40,953 --> 00:26:43,733 But this one just feels bang on. 685 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:48,833 (tyres screech) (engine roars) 686 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,614 What a machine. 687 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,574 (intense thumping music) 688 00:26:56,674 --> 00:27:00,174 It just feels instinctive, intuitive. 689 00:27:00,274 --> 00:27:01,934 I can just throw it around 690 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:04,935 and I know it isn't gonna just bite me 691 00:27:05,035 --> 00:27:07,475 and cause me loads of grief. 692 00:27:08,955 --> 00:27:12,195 Oh, I really like this car. 693 00:27:13,835 --> 00:27:15,856 But it doesn't stop there 694 00:27:15,956 --> 00:27:18,156 because when you're done throwing it around, 695 00:27:19,156 --> 00:27:20,576 you realise that all that stuff 696 00:27:20,676 --> 00:27:22,536 they've stuck to the back of the car 697 00:27:22,636 --> 00:27:24,576 isn't just Lamborghini's usual, 698 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,876 overexcited approach to styling. 699 00:27:27,756 --> 00:27:30,857 It is real aero. 700 00:27:30,957 --> 00:27:34,857 That fin directs air more cleanly onto the rear wing. 701 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,297 So, we've got nearly half a tonne of downforce 702 00:27:37,397 --> 00:27:39,697 at 175 miles an hour 703 00:27:39,797 --> 00:27:41,578 through this fast section of Silverstone. 704 00:27:41,678 --> 00:27:44,638 For a street car, you can really feel it. 705 00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:47,518 It's impressive. 706 00:27:48,198 --> 00:27:52,458 But not nearly as impressive as the free-breathing, 707 00:27:52,558 --> 00:27:57,159 high revving, 5.2 litre V10 masterpiece 708 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,119 sat just over your shoulder. 709 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,539 (engine roars) 710 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,079 It is one of the stand-out engines. 711 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,100 It's as much a musical instrument as a form of propulsion. 712 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,460 (engine roars) 713 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,580 Wow. 714 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,580 In a world of turbochargers and hybrids 715 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,141 and electricity, I know it's a dinosaur, but 716 00:28:23,241 --> 00:28:25,841 (engine roars) 717 00:28:27,801 --> 00:28:29,801 what an engine. 718 00:28:32,241 --> 00:28:36,022 An engine that now has less to haul than ever before 719 00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:39,222 thanks to the STO's periodic table 720 00:28:39,322 --> 00:28:41,302 of weight-saving upgrades. 721 00:28:41,402 --> 00:28:44,182 (dark synth music) 722 00:28:44,282 --> 00:28:48,503 There's a titanium roll cage, magnesium wheels, 723 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:52,803 the entire front end is a single piece of carbon fibre. 724 00:28:55,683 --> 00:28:59,904 In fact, the STO is now 43 kilos lighter 725 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:03,944 than the previous stripped-out, circuit-ready Huracán, 726 00:29:04,044 --> 00:29:06,364 (tyres screech) the Performante. 727 00:29:08,244 --> 00:29:10,064 Put all of that together though, 728 00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:14,325 and this next bit might come as a surprise. 729 00:29:15,805 --> 00:29:18,945 Actually, even though it's got 640 horsepower, 730 00:29:19,045 --> 00:29:21,185 weighs under 1400 kilograms, 731 00:29:21,285 --> 00:29:25,386 in its category, the STO isn't that quick. 732 00:29:25,486 --> 00:29:28,546 It gets monstered by a McLaren 765LT 733 00:29:28,646 --> 00:29:32,306 and the GT3 Porsche, which is a lot less money, 734 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:34,546 is just as fast. 735 00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:39,027 The truth is, among its faster or better value rivals, 736 00:29:39,127 --> 00:29:42,507 the STO doesn't quite add up. 737 00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:45,387 (light ethereal music) 738 00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:46,187 But it doesn't matter 739 00:29:46,287 --> 00:29:50,107 because driving's about more than numbers. 740 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:52,188 It's about sensations. 741 00:29:52,288 --> 00:29:55,528 It's about the connection between this machine 742 00:29:56,488 --> 00:29:58,488 and the fleshy lump in the middle of it. 743 00:30:00,168 --> 00:30:03,708 And the STO is pure connection. 744 00:30:03,808 --> 00:30:05,909 Everything about it is glorious, 745 00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:08,589 from the way that it goes, the way that it stops, 746 00:30:08,689 --> 00:30:13,049 all underscored by that glorious V10 behind me. 747 00:30:14,049 --> 00:30:17,270 (engine hums) 748 00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:19,650 As a way to bid farewell to the Huracán then, 749 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:25,170 the STO is the ultimate swansong. 750 00:30:27,210 --> 00:30:28,990 This isn't just the best Huracán they've made, 751 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:30,831 it's the best Lamborghini in 15 years. 752 00:30:30,931 --> 00:30:33,471 In fact, for me, to drive, 753 00:30:33,571 --> 00:30:35,571 it's probably the best Lamborghini ever. 754 00:30:36,611 --> 00:30:39,011 (tyres skid) 755 00:30:41,691 --> 00:30:43,692 Woo hoo hoo! 756 00:30:44,652 --> 00:30:47,212 (engine roars) 757 00:30:48,212 --> 00:30:50,812 (Chris laughs) 758 00:30:53,012 --> 00:30:56,653 Oh, this thing makes me feel properly alive. 759 00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:04,313 (electricity chirps) 760 00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:07,253 (audience cheers) 761 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,074 - [Paddy] Proper. 762 00:31:11,174 --> 00:31:11,954 Proper. 763 00:31:12,054 --> 00:31:14,474 (audience drowns Paddy out) 764 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:16,874 - It's a good looking wheel. - Proper. Proper. 765 00:31:16,974 --> 00:31:19,194 - Chris, I've got to say you're waxing lyrical 766 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,834 about a car that says STD on the side. 767 00:31:21,934 --> 00:31:23,155 (audience laughs) - I hadn't spotted that. 768 00:31:23,255 --> 00:31:24,435 That is unfortunate. 769 00:31:24,535 --> 00:31:28,015 - That's what everyone says. (audience laughs) 770 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,435 Look, I'm sure it's great to drive, but look at it. 771 00:31:32,535 --> 00:31:33,335 Would you wanna be seen driving it? 772 00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:35,075 - It's just not you, this, is it? 773 00:31:35,175 --> 00:31:36,196 - Well, maybe it is, I don't know. 774 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,076 But I suppose the thing is, 775 00:31:38,176 --> 00:31:39,396 it's so great to drive 776 00:31:39,496 --> 00:31:42,596 you forget how much of a pillock you look driving it. 777 00:31:42,696 --> 00:31:44,076 - High praise indeed. 778 00:31:44,176 --> 00:31:45,556 (audience laughs) And now it's time to return 779 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:47,876 to our electric cars in Northumberland, 780 00:31:47,976 --> 00:31:49,637 where we were about to venture 781 00:31:49,737 --> 00:31:52,257 where caravans have never ventured before. 782 00:31:53,217 --> 00:31:55,897 (wistful music) 783 00:32:00,897 --> 00:32:04,138 (uplifting rock music) 784 00:32:07,338 --> 00:32:10,198 - [Chris] It'd been a busy morning for our EVs 785 00:32:10,298 --> 00:32:14,199 and after stopping to brim their hard working batteries, 786 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,739 we were all set for a busy afternoon as well 787 00:32:18,059 --> 00:32:21,059 because having proven their adventure lifestyle credentials, 788 00:32:21,939 --> 00:32:24,159 it was finally time for our pioneers 789 00:32:24,259 --> 00:32:25,879 to head off the beaten track 790 00:32:25,979 --> 00:32:27,980 towards our wilderness campsite. 791 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:32,160 - [Freddie] We're getting away from it now, lads, aren't we? 792 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,280 - Beautiful. 793 00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:37,000 - Or as they say where you live, 794 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,400 lovely stuff. (Paddy chuckles) 795 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,921 - Lovely stuff. 796 00:32:41,021 --> 00:32:41,761 You know what? 797 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:42,881 My kids have started saying it 798 00:32:42,981 --> 00:32:44,981 and driving the missus mad. 799 00:32:45,861 --> 00:32:47,201 (Paddy laughs) 800 00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:48,961 - [Chris] It's a Northern phrase 801 00:32:49,061 --> 00:32:51,041 that can be deployed anywhere. 802 00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:53,562 - Lovely stuff. (Freddie chuckles) 803 00:32:53,662 --> 00:32:57,022 (mid tempo funky music) 804 00:32:58,302 --> 00:33:01,282 - Gotta say, the old EQC and the Go-Pod, 805 00:33:01,382 --> 00:33:03,382 they're handling these roads no problem. 806 00:33:04,462 --> 00:33:06,543 Oh, so easy. 807 00:33:08,223 --> 00:33:11,783 The only trouble with this car is the range. 808 00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:15,183 It just drops like a stone. 809 00:33:16,543 --> 00:33:18,323 I'll have to keep me eye on that. 810 00:33:18,423 --> 00:33:20,684 (rock music) 811 00:33:20,784 --> 00:33:25,044 - Look at this boys, this is all-terrain caravanning. 812 00:33:25,144 --> 00:33:26,284 - See, and these roads as well. 813 00:33:26,384 --> 00:33:29,764 If you tried them in a Compass Casita 868, 814 00:33:29,864 --> 00:33:32,705 oh, you'd be laughed out of the caravan club. 815 00:33:36,905 --> 00:33:38,965 - Jeff's never seen this, has he? 816 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:40,805 - Tell you what, it's a bit nerve wracking 817 00:33:40,905 --> 00:33:43,625 when it's just fog and you can't see over the edges. 818 00:33:44,505 --> 00:33:46,006 - Mind the cows. 819 00:33:46,106 --> 00:33:49,306 (cow moos) - Oh my God, what the hell? 820 00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:54,286 (Paddy chuckles) 821 00:33:54,386 --> 00:33:57,566 Before long though, our road to nowhere brought us 822 00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:01,287 to the perfect spot to set up shop. 823 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,127 - What do you reckon, just here, Pad? 824 00:34:03,227 --> 00:34:05,207 - Flat as a pancake, get on that. 825 00:34:05,307 --> 00:34:07,347 That should do us grand, Fred. 826 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:11,328 Welcome to our new home, hey? 827 00:34:11,428 --> 00:34:13,648 We need to unhitch. - Yep. 828 00:34:13,748 --> 00:34:16,688 - Put the horses over there and get the waggons down here. 829 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,928 (Freddie laughs) All right, lads. 830 00:34:19,028 --> 00:34:23,568 Oh yes, the title of Britain's most remote caravan site. 831 00:34:23,668 --> 00:34:25,009 Gonna be grand, this. 832 00:34:25,109 --> 00:34:26,649 Was surely ours. 833 00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:28,869 Straight into your horse's parking spot. 834 00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:31,409 Lovely stuff. 835 00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:34,529 But before we could bask in the tranquillity 836 00:34:34,629 --> 00:34:36,209 of wild caravanning, 837 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:38,570 (nut gun clacking) (slow jaunty music) 838 00:34:38,670 --> 00:34:40,810 there was of course the small matter. 839 00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:41,650 Oh, God. 840 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:44,090 Of erecting the Opus. 841 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:46,690 - Oh, dearie me, all of my stuff's covered in sheep poo. 842 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:48,930 - Here we go. - Hey. 843 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:50,731 - There's the living room. 844 00:34:50,831 --> 00:34:52,291 - Come on, here's the cinema. 845 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:53,971 (they laugh) 846 00:34:54,071 --> 00:34:54,771 - Whoa. (tent thuds) 847 00:34:54,871 --> 00:34:56,091 - Whoa. - (laughs) Oh. 848 00:34:56,191 --> 00:34:57,291 - [Chris] Dickhead. 849 00:34:57,391 --> 00:34:58,691 - Oh dear. - How's that my fault? 850 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,331 - Oh dear. 851 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,251 Oh dear, oh dear. 852 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,772 Ah, now, you've put your door facing the wind. 853 00:35:04,872 --> 00:35:05,612 (Freddie laughs) 854 00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,412 You should have had your door facing this way 855 00:35:07,512 --> 00:35:08,812 into camp, where the fire is. 856 00:35:08,912 --> 00:35:10,172 - [Chris] Shut up, McGuinness. 857 00:35:10,272 --> 00:35:12,612 - Suddenly changes up here, doesn't it? 858 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:14,712 - Yeah. - Very chilly. 859 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:19,213 But with Harris's inflatable slowly taking shape. 860 00:35:19,313 --> 00:35:20,933 Oh, here he goes. - Oh. 861 00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:22,813 - He's blowing her up. - Whey. 862 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,733 - With the waggons fully circled at last. 863 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,053 - Are you done? - Just about, lads. 864 00:35:27,153 --> 00:35:27,933 Final clip in. 865 00:35:28,033 --> 00:35:31,334 - The producers decided it was time for another test. 866 00:35:31,434 --> 00:35:34,414 - We've got a challenge, oh, thanks. 867 00:35:34,514 --> 00:35:38,214 Which electric car has the spiciest performance? 868 00:35:38,314 --> 00:35:40,814 To find out, time for some hot laps. 869 00:35:40,914 --> 00:35:42,495 Really hot laps. 870 00:35:42,595 --> 00:35:43,655 So it's just the cars, init? 871 00:35:43,755 --> 00:35:44,575 - Just the cars. 872 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:45,415 This is good, this, 873 00:35:45,515 --> 00:35:46,935 'cause we can actually see what the cars will do 874 00:35:47,035 --> 00:35:49,075 without their sport caravans on the back. 875 00:35:50,875 --> 00:35:51,695 - [Chris] Not entirely. 876 00:35:51,795 --> 00:35:55,696 Because in danger of seeing us actually enjoy ourselves, 877 00:35:55,796 --> 00:35:58,256 the producers had given this time trial 878 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,336 an eye-watering difference. 879 00:36:00,436 --> 00:36:01,536 (dramatic music) 880 00:36:01,636 --> 00:36:04,656 On a makeshift circuit around our foggy hilltop, 881 00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:05,896 We'd now each take turns 882 00:36:05,996 --> 00:36:08,977 driving five laps against the clock. 883 00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:11,657 But for each lap completed, 884 00:36:11,757 --> 00:36:14,857 we'd have to eat a chilli. 885 00:36:14,957 --> 00:36:18,257 Starting at the shallow end with the humble jalapeño, 886 00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:21,738 we'd climb the Scoville heat scale of chilli intensity 887 00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:26,058 through bird's eye, Scotch bonnet and Red Savina habanero, 888 00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:30,258 before finally reaching the world's hottest chilli, 889 00:36:30,358 --> 00:36:32,878 the mighty Carolina Reaper. 890 00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:35,979 The winner would be the one 891 00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:39,619 to finish their five hot laps in the fastest time. 892 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,699 Or, more likely, whoever could go furthest 893 00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:45,619 without calling for the cool bag, 894 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,020 a generous helping of milk 895 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,880 and yoghurt waiting in the footwell to ease the burn. 896 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,780 And before any of us could figure out 897 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,860 what any of that had to do with the future of caravanning, 898 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,221 I found myself at the wheel going first. 899 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:05,621 - You two lads love a bit of spice, don't you? 900 00:37:05,721 --> 00:37:07,221 Is it a jalopeno or a halapeno? 901 00:37:07,321 --> 00:37:09,981 - 'Halapeno.' - It's halapeño, for you, 902 00:37:10,081 --> 00:37:11,621 - Just an appetiser innit? - child's play, child's play. 903 00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:12,461 - No it's not. 904 00:37:12,561 --> 00:37:15,302 - Child's play. - I don't eat raw chillies. 905 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:16,822 - Right - We ready, Chris? 906 00:37:16,922 --> 00:37:19,742 - [Freddie And Paddy] Three, two, one, go. 907 00:37:19,842 --> 00:37:21,782 (mid tempo funk music) 908 00:37:21,882 --> 00:37:23,182 - [Paddy] He's not even put it in yet. 909 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:25,703 - He's savouring it, come on. - Get it in. 910 00:37:25,803 --> 00:37:27,503 Oh, he's making light work of that. 911 00:37:27,603 --> 00:37:29,503 - It's a bit of a slow burner, that. 912 00:37:29,603 --> 00:37:30,903 - Oh, look at that. 913 00:37:31,003 --> 00:37:31,743 - Oh. 914 00:37:31,843 --> 00:37:33,023 - Well, that's done. 915 00:37:33,123 --> 00:37:34,943 (car thuds) - Oh, it didn't like that. 916 00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:37,463 - We can go straight through the chequered flags, Paddy, 917 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:39,144 and pass him the second one. 918 00:37:39,244 --> 00:37:40,424 - It's a bird's eye, 919 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:43,184 but it's not a captain's one, let me tell you. 920 00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:44,584 Get it in you, son. 921 00:37:44,684 --> 00:37:45,944 - There's no breadcrumbs on that one. 922 00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,504 - No breadcrumbs on that. 923 00:37:47,604 --> 00:37:49,984 Oh he's bit half of it off. - Oh, he's gone straight in. 924 00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:51,024 How's it, Chris, how is it? 925 00:37:51,124 --> 00:37:52,025 - That's lively, Andrew. 926 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,065 - Is it? 927 00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:54,025 (Paddy wheezes) 928 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:56,545 - That's lively. (Freddie laughs) 929 00:37:56,645 --> 00:37:58,305 - Get it down to nubbin. 930 00:37:58,405 --> 00:37:59,465 - [Freddie] Oh, look at that. 931 00:37:59,565 --> 00:38:01,185 (Paddy groaning) 932 00:38:01,285 --> 00:38:03,185 - Have you seen the driving's changed slightly? 933 00:38:03,285 --> 00:38:04,866 Bit more urgency. 934 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:06,226 - [Freddie] Here we go, what we got, Pad? 935 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,746 - Oh, oh. - Scotch bonnet. 936 00:38:07,846 --> 00:38:10,386 - Now we're in uncharted waters now, Fred. 937 00:38:10,486 --> 00:38:11,306 Get me glove on. 938 00:38:11,406 --> 00:38:12,746 - [Freddie] I'd put your specs on as well, Pad. 939 00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:14,306 That'll burn your eyes. - I will do, good shout, that. 940 00:38:14,406 --> 00:38:15,166 - Oh, as long as you're all right. 941 00:38:15,246 --> 00:38:17,306 - Oh, look at that. - Oh, no, that's trouble. 942 00:38:17,406 --> 00:38:19,227 That is trouble. 943 00:38:19,327 --> 00:38:22,407 - Get it in. - That is trouble, Chris. 944 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:24,747 This is gonna hurt him. 945 00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,027 This is gonna hurt. - Oh, he's enjoying that. 946 00:38:27,127 --> 00:38:29,507 - No, he's not. (Freddie laughs) 947 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,748 - [Paddy] Get that in you. 948 00:38:30,848 --> 00:38:31,668 You've done that, Chris. 949 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:33,108 Come on, son. - Come on, Chris. 950 00:38:33,208 --> 00:38:33,948 - Come on, Chris. 951 00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:35,268 - Oh, Harris. - Oh he's down to nub. 952 00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:36,908 Get back, come on, let's go. 953 00:38:37,008 --> 00:38:38,148 Go on, son. 954 00:38:38,248 --> 00:38:40,068 - Oh, it's when you burp it back up. 955 00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:41,588 (Chris shouts) - Go on, Harris. 956 00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:43,949 - Drive, Chris, drive. (Freddie shouts indistinctly) 957 00:38:44,049 --> 00:38:46,809 (Freddie laughs) 958 00:38:47,649 --> 00:38:48,629 Are you ready? 959 00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:50,549 Oh, it's red, Fred. 960 00:38:50,649 --> 00:38:51,989 - What in the name - Keep going, Chris. 961 00:38:52,089 --> 00:38:54,149 - of Satan's testicles is that? 962 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:57,150 - That is Red Savina habanero. 963 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,270 - [Freddie] That sounds hot. 964 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,630 - Oh, you (beep). (Freddie laughs) 965 00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:03,070 - Go on, Chris, get it in you. - What the hell is that? 966 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,030 - Get it in, yes, Chris. - He's only done it. 967 00:39:05,130 --> 00:39:06,270 - Keep driving, son. 968 00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:09,490 This is impressive, let me tell you. 969 00:39:10,571 --> 00:39:11,351 Hey, Fred, he's done it. 970 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:12,551 Got one left, Chris. 971 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,351 - I need that milk. - No, no, we don't need, no. 972 00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:16,791 - We're not at the finishing line. 973 00:39:16,891 --> 00:39:18,471 (Chris coughing) 974 00:39:18,571 --> 00:39:22,351 Get to the finish line. (laughs) 975 00:39:22,451 --> 00:39:23,792 (Paddy cackles) 976 00:39:23,892 --> 00:39:25,632 - Go on, Chris. - I can't talk. 977 00:39:25,732 --> 00:39:28,352 (Paddy and Freddie laugh) 978 00:39:28,452 --> 00:39:29,872 - Are you going again, Chris? - No, I need the milk. 979 00:39:29,972 --> 00:39:30,752 I need the milk. 980 00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:31,952 - Are you going again? - I need milk. 981 00:39:32,052 --> 00:39:34,672 Give me that milk. (Paddy laughs) 982 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:37,313 - Oh, he's off, he's off. 983 00:39:37,413 --> 00:39:40,833 (Paddy laughs) - Oh, Chris. 984 00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:43,873 - Very impressive. (laughs) 985 00:39:43,973 --> 00:39:45,753 Oh, fantastic work, sir. 986 00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:46,793 Oh, hey. 987 00:39:46,893 --> 00:39:48,514 - I can't get it, I can't get the burning away. 988 00:39:48,614 --> 00:39:50,274 - (wheezes) Do you want some yoghurt? 989 00:39:50,374 --> 00:39:53,034 - It feels like someone's lit a match in my mouth. 990 00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:55,134 It's terrible. 991 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:57,354 - "Milk! 992 00:39:57,454 --> 00:39:58,394 Milk!" 993 00:39:58,494 --> 00:39:59,594 - I might give him this one. 994 00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:01,795 (Freddie and Paddy laugh) 995 00:40:01,895 --> 00:40:04,595 (Chris grunts) 996 00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:05,555 Shall we go and start the fire? 997 00:40:05,655 --> 00:40:08,435 - Why don't we go and get the steaks on? 998 00:40:08,535 --> 00:40:09,555 - [Chris] I can't. 999 00:40:09,655 --> 00:40:11,195 - Do you want Tabasco on your steak? 1000 00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:12,915 - Why are we doing this? 1001 00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:14,636 - [Freddie] Caravanning. (Paddy wheezes) 1002 00:40:14,736 --> 00:40:15,996 - What's it got to do with-- 1003 00:40:16,096 --> 00:40:16,836 - I'll tell you what though. 1004 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,116 (Chris groans) Oh no. 1005 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,996 You've set a good precedent though. 1006 00:40:20,096 --> 00:40:21,316 What's his time? 1007 00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:23,156 - I've reset it but it was 5:25. 1008 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:25,436 - Good work, Chris. 1009 00:40:25,536 --> 00:40:26,756 - Fair play to him. 1010 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:30,317 With four hot laps done in under five and a half minutes, 1011 00:40:30,417 --> 00:40:32,397 once Harris had cooled off, 1012 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:34,657 McGuinness had his work cut out. 1013 00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:37,677 - [Freddie] Look at the face on him. 1014 00:40:37,777 --> 00:40:39,597 - Oh God. - Do you like your spice? 1015 00:40:39,697 --> 00:40:42,078 - No I do- I am chicken korma man in curry house. 1016 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:42,998 - [Freddie] You're in trouble. 1017 00:40:43,098 --> 00:40:45,758 - Savour it, it could be a flavour experience that you love. 1018 00:40:45,858 --> 00:40:46,678 - I won't love it. 1019 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,758 - Are we ready? 1020 00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:51,238 - I'm stressed. - Three, two, one, go. 1021 00:40:51,338 --> 00:40:54,519 (thumping synth music) 1022 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,619 Oh, he's in it. 1023 00:40:57,139 --> 00:40:59,559 Oh, keep your eyes on the road, Pad. 1024 00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:01,359 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. 1025 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,639 Whoa, whoa. 1026 00:41:02,739 --> 00:41:04,159 - Whoa. 1027 00:41:04,259 --> 00:41:05,439 - Whoa. (Paddy chokes) 1028 00:41:05,539 --> 00:41:07,240 Oh, he's gone. 1029 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,920 He's hurting, look, Pad. 1030 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,280 (Paddy grunts) 1031 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,120 Keep going. 1032 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,640 You have to stop on the line, Pad. 1033 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,920 - Oh, I'm gonna have to slow it down a bit here now. 1034 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:17,800 - Oh, oh, oh, he's going. 1035 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,240 Oh, come on. 1036 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,641 Bite it, just the stem, just the stem. 1037 00:41:21,741 --> 00:41:22,801 - What's he- you can't spit it out. 1038 00:41:22,901 --> 00:41:23,641 - No, whoa. - No, no. 1039 00:41:23,741 --> 00:41:25,201 - I'm eating it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1040 00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:26,841 - Eat it! - It was a seed! 1041 00:41:26,941 --> 00:41:28,161 - Eat it! - Whoa, whoa. 1042 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:31,161 - It was a- you don't eat watermelon seeds, do you? 1043 00:41:31,261 --> 00:41:32,642 Why should I start eating these seeds? 1044 00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:33,762 - Get it down. - Eat the chilli, man. 1045 00:41:33,862 --> 00:41:34,842 - Eat- oh. 1046 00:41:34,942 --> 00:41:36,162 - I have eaten the chilli! 1047 00:41:36,262 --> 00:41:38,242 - [Chris] You're not eating- the seeds are the hot bit! 1048 00:41:38,342 --> 00:41:39,482 - [Freddie] Come on, go. 1049 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,802 (Chris and Freddie shout) 1050 00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:42,602 - Come on. - That all right? 1051 00:41:42,702 --> 00:41:43,462 - I'll give you that, I'll give you that. 1052 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,242 There we go, one down. 1053 00:41:45,342 --> 00:41:47,843 Second chilli, Paddy, it's a bird's eye. 1054 00:41:47,943 --> 00:41:48,803 - Where am I going? 1055 00:41:48,903 --> 00:41:50,083 I don't even know where I'm going. 1056 00:41:50,183 --> 00:41:51,603 - Has it got to your eyes? 1057 00:41:51,703 --> 00:41:54,403 Eat, eat, just get it in now while you're burning. 1058 00:41:54,503 --> 00:41:56,003 It won't get any worse, just get it in. 1059 00:41:56,103 --> 00:41:57,763 Go on. 1060 00:41:57,863 --> 00:41:59,564 - To the right, to the right. - Hold on. 1061 00:41:59,664 --> 00:42:01,604 - Come on. 1062 00:42:01,704 --> 00:42:03,764 (Paddy burps) Oh, oh, oh. 1063 00:42:03,864 --> 00:42:04,564 - Oh. 1064 00:42:04,664 --> 00:42:05,484 - [Freddie] What's up? 1065 00:42:05,584 --> 00:42:08,804 (Paddy shouts) (Freddie laughs) 1066 00:42:08,904 --> 00:42:10,904 (Paddy exclaims) - Steer, steer. 1067 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:12,645 - Ah! 1068 00:42:12,745 --> 00:42:13,525 - [Freddie] Eat it. 1069 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:14,645 - Where am I? - Eat it. 1070 00:42:14,745 --> 00:42:15,965 Left, left, left. 1071 00:42:16,065 --> 00:42:17,845 (Paddy groaning) Left. 1072 00:42:17,945 --> 00:42:18,925 - Lads, - Eat the chilli. 1073 00:42:19,025 --> 00:42:20,325 - that can't go in. 1074 00:42:20,425 --> 00:42:21,405 (Chris laughs) 1075 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,245 That is like the sun in me mouth. 1076 00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:26,006 (Chris wheezes) 1077 00:42:26,106 --> 00:42:27,126 Give us the things, quick. 1078 00:42:27,226 --> 00:42:30,846 - Here you are, Pad, open up. (laughs) 1079 00:42:30,946 --> 00:42:33,686 (Paddy spits) (Freddie laughs) 1080 00:42:33,786 --> 00:42:36,846 - You stupid bastard. - What've you done? (laughs) 1081 00:42:36,946 --> 00:42:38,607 You're milking it now, Pad. 1082 00:42:38,707 --> 00:42:40,607 You're milking it. - You prick. 1083 00:42:40,707 --> 00:42:42,007 (Freddie laughs) 1084 00:42:42,107 --> 00:42:43,767 I really wasn't. 1085 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,767 But I will admit this time, 1086 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:47,847 I was definitely out. 1087 00:42:47,947 --> 00:42:48,687 (milk gargling) 1088 00:42:48,787 --> 00:42:51,068 and that meant once I'd recovered, 1089 00:42:52,268 --> 00:42:56,648 the pressure was all on the world's most competitive man. 1090 00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:59,408 Now, listen, what's that top one called, Harris? 1091 00:42:59,508 --> 00:43:00,928 - That's called the Carolina Reaper. 1092 00:43:01,028 --> 00:43:03,128 - If you don't suck that 1093 00:43:03,228 --> 00:43:05,249 down your lovely neck, - Shut up. 1094 00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:06,489 - there's something wrong with you. 1095 00:43:06,589 --> 00:43:09,409 - With the day you've had, pipe down. 1096 00:43:09,509 --> 00:43:12,089 - Walk the walk, talk the talk. 1097 00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:14,209 Three, two, one, go. 1098 00:43:14,309 --> 00:43:16,450 (powerful rock music) 1099 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:19,630 - There's the jalapeño. - Get that in. 1100 00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:23,850 There's the nub. - He's done that. 1101 00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:26,330 Fred, Fred, Fred, just don't crash. 1102 00:43:26,430 --> 00:43:28,890 It'd be a shame if you ate your chillies and then killed us. 1103 00:43:28,990 --> 00:43:30,971 - Give him the bird's eye, Christopher. 1104 00:43:31,071 --> 00:43:31,811 Pass it over. 1105 00:43:31,911 --> 00:43:33,891 Is he in? - Yep, one mouthful. 1106 00:43:33,991 --> 00:43:35,131 Oh, he's nailed that. 1107 00:43:35,231 --> 00:43:35,971 He's smashed that. 1108 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:38,611 - I'm with big lads now, I'm with heavyweights here. 1109 00:43:38,711 --> 00:43:41,251 - Now we're moving on, Andrew, to the Scotch bonnet. 1110 00:43:41,351 --> 00:43:43,472 - Oh, get it in you. 1111 00:43:45,112 --> 00:43:46,132 Here he goes. 1112 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:47,252 - He's just smashed it. 1113 00:43:47,352 --> 00:43:48,412 He's just smashed it. 1114 00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:50,512 - Get it down to nub, Flintoff. 1115 00:43:52,112 --> 00:43:52,852 - Here you go. 1116 00:43:52,952 --> 00:43:54,492 Oh, blooming heck. 1117 00:43:54,592 --> 00:43:55,653 Blooming heck. - Here we go now. 1118 00:43:55,753 --> 00:43:56,733 - [Freddie] Blooming heck. 1119 00:43:56,833 --> 00:43:58,533 - Here we go. - Blooming heck. 1120 00:43:58,633 --> 00:44:00,253 - Oh, my stomach hurts. 1121 00:44:00,353 --> 00:44:02,733 - You're nearly up to Harris level now, Fred. 1122 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:04,253 - Blooming heck. 1123 00:44:04,353 --> 00:44:05,733 I should've just put it straight in me undies 1124 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:06,853 and cut the middle man out. 1125 00:44:06,953 --> 00:44:09,294 (all giggle) 1126 00:44:09,394 --> 00:44:10,494 - [Chris] Gonna go for a habanero? 1127 00:44:10,594 --> 00:44:11,334 - Am I? 1128 00:44:11,434 --> 00:44:13,434 - Get it in there. - Oh, oh. 1129 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:15,574 - [Chris] I think we might be seeing a Reaper 1130 00:44:15,674 --> 00:44:16,974 at the end of this. - Whoa. 1131 00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:19,414 - I think you might be seeing a lot at the end of this. 1132 00:44:19,514 --> 00:44:21,655 - Get it in you, Flintoff. 1133 00:44:21,755 --> 00:44:22,815 Is he down to nub? 1134 00:44:22,915 --> 00:44:24,055 Whoa. - Oh my word. 1135 00:44:24,155 --> 00:44:26,015 - This man's made of asbestos! 1136 00:44:26,115 --> 00:44:27,015 (they all laugh) 1137 00:44:27,115 --> 00:44:28,655 I've never seen anything like it. 1138 00:44:28,755 --> 00:44:29,895 (Freddie coughs) 1139 00:44:29,995 --> 00:44:30,735 Right, come on. 1140 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,175 Last lap, Fred. 1141 00:44:32,275 --> 00:44:33,855 Get the Reaper out, Christopher. 1142 00:44:33,955 --> 00:44:34,656 - Are you gonna go for it? 1143 00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:35,736 - I'm in trouble. - Get it in. 1144 00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:37,056 - Are you gonna go for it? - Get it in. 1145 00:44:37,156 --> 00:44:38,416 - He's gonna do it. - Come on, Flintoff. 1146 00:44:38,516 --> 00:44:40,616 - He's gonna do it. - Lap five, let's do it, Fred. 1147 00:44:40,716 --> 00:44:41,896 Get the Reaper in. 1148 00:44:41,996 --> 00:44:42,696 - I'm in trouble. 1149 00:44:42,796 --> 00:44:45,736 - Get it in. (Chris and Paddy laugh) 1150 00:44:45,836 --> 00:44:46,776 - [Chris] Oh, no. 1151 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:47,897 - Get it in. 1152 00:44:47,997 --> 00:44:49,337 - [Chris] Fred, I defer to you. 1153 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,897 - [Paddy] Come on, get that rest of it in. 1154 00:44:52,997 --> 00:44:54,337 - He has eaten it. - Take that off me. 1155 00:44:54,437 --> 00:44:55,457 - He's eaten that. - Munch it in. 1156 00:44:55,557 --> 00:44:57,337 Good time, Fred. 1157 00:44:57,437 --> 00:44:58,777 - I'm in trouble. - (laughs) He's in trouble. 1158 00:44:58,877 --> 00:45:00,017 - Has he swallowed it, Chris? 1159 00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:01,498 Check his mouth. 1160 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:03,178 Check his mouth. - No, he's eaten that. 1161 00:45:03,278 --> 00:45:05,778 He's eaten that. - I'm in trouble, lads. 1162 00:45:05,878 --> 00:45:07,878 I don't even drink milk. 1163 00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:10,818 Oh. - Where's he gone? 1164 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:13,579 (dramatic music) 1165 00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:15,499 (Paddy laughs) 1166 00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:17,799 - Oh, good time. - Do you want milk? 1167 00:45:18,679 --> 00:45:19,859 Do you want milk? - Get some water. 1168 00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:21,299 - Do you want milk? 1169 00:45:21,399 --> 00:45:23,819 Do you want yoghurt? (laughs) 1170 00:45:23,919 --> 00:45:25,979 - Pour it in. (Chris strains) 1171 00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:27,140 Where are me glasses? 1172 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,840 (Paddy laughs) 1173 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,660 (Chris laughs) 1174 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,420 (Freddie gurgles) 1175 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,060 - Fred, the yogurt's the best. 1176 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:41,061 The yogurt's better. (Paddy laughs) 1177 00:45:41,161 --> 00:45:43,501 - [Paddy] Now that, ladies and gentlemen, 1178 00:45:43,601 --> 00:45:46,461 is what a winner looks like. 1179 00:45:46,561 --> 00:45:51,561 (Paddy laughs) (Chris laughs) 1180 00:45:53,162 --> 00:45:55,302 (fire crackles) 1181 00:45:55,402 --> 00:45:57,302 Oh, eh? 1182 00:45:57,402 --> 00:45:58,822 This is nice, innit? 1183 00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,982 - We've earned this. 1184 00:46:00,082 --> 00:46:02,422 - We have earned this. - Well, two of us have. 1185 00:46:02,522 --> 00:46:03,382 - But, do you know? 1186 00:46:03,482 --> 00:46:04,662 - Yeah, come on, come on. 1187 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,343 - I've done a bird's eye chilli for you 1188 00:46:06,443 --> 00:46:08,023 and whatever the other one, jalapeño. 1189 00:46:08,123 --> 00:46:09,623 - He was sneaky, the captain 1190 00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:11,543 - Oh, the captain sneaks up on you. 1191 00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:12,383 (Freddie laughs) 1192 00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:14,743 I didn't think he was gonna go for the last one. 1193 00:46:14,843 --> 00:46:16,623 - I am staggered he did the Reaper. 1194 00:46:16,723 --> 00:46:17,623 - [Freddie] That was horrendous. 1195 00:46:17,723 --> 00:46:19,104 - It looked like you had a seizure at the end. 1196 00:46:19,204 --> 00:46:20,224 (Freddie chuckles) 1197 00:46:20,324 --> 00:46:21,904 - [Paddy] I was like, what is going on? 1198 00:46:22,004 --> 00:46:24,184 - Would you rather eat a California Reaper 1199 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:27,904 or go on a two-week camping holiday in the Mink 1200 00:46:28,004 --> 00:46:30,024 with just Paddy McGuinness? 1201 00:46:30,124 --> 00:46:31,665 - [Paddy] See, you've put him in a dilemma there. 1202 00:46:31,765 --> 00:46:32,905 - I am, aren't I? 1203 00:46:33,005 --> 00:46:34,265 - Two tricky ones. - Is Paddy staying with me? 1204 00:46:34,365 --> 00:46:35,085 - Yeah, he's in there with you. 1205 00:46:35,165 --> 00:46:35,945 - I'll top and tail. 1206 00:46:36,045 --> 00:46:39,105 I won't sleep directly at the side of you. 1207 00:46:39,205 --> 00:46:40,665 - Paddy, I wanna say you 1208 00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:44,626 but there's not enough of them chillies in the world 1209 00:46:44,726 --> 00:46:46,026 to put me off. (Chris laughs) 1210 00:46:46,126 --> 00:46:47,386 Imagine staying in there with him. 1211 00:46:47,486 --> 00:46:48,706 - I've gotta be honest, 1212 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,106 after he's eaten that Reaper, 1213 00:46:50,206 --> 00:46:52,026 I wouldn't wanna do one night in there with him. 1214 00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:54,346 (Chris and Freddie laugh) 1215 00:46:54,446 --> 00:46:56,446 Go on, get a steak on. 1216 00:46:57,127 --> 00:46:58,947 Get it on, Chris. 1217 00:46:59,047 --> 00:47:01,067 Ooh, lovely. 1218 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:05,667 - Stuff. (Chris and Paddy laugh) 1219 00:47:05,767 --> 00:47:07,507 (birds chirp) 1220 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:09,587 - [Paddy] The next morning, we awoke 1221 00:47:09,687 --> 00:47:11,948 to find the fog had lifted 1222 00:47:12,048 --> 00:47:14,468 and we could bathe in the beauty 1223 00:47:14,568 --> 00:47:16,568 of the Northumberland moors. 1224 00:47:17,328 --> 00:47:19,268 Right, you do him, I'll do me. - Go on, go on. 1225 00:47:19,368 --> 00:47:20,988 - Oh, it's cold. - Get in. 1226 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,748 Come back, you're the loofah. 1227 00:47:22,848 --> 00:47:25,069 - It's cold. - Get the loofah in here. 1228 00:47:25,169 --> 00:47:26,269 We need a sponge. 1229 00:47:26,369 --> 00:47:29,469 And once we'd updated the guide to caravan etiquette 1230 00:47:29,569 --> 00:47:31,889 with a new entry under ablutions. 1231 00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:33,789 - No. 1232 00:47:33,889 --> 00:47:36,390 No, that's Fairy Liquid. (Paddy laughs) 1233 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:37,590 It's getting in my eyes. 1234 00:47:37,690 --> 00:47:39,310 - All squeaky clean again, 1235 00:47:39,410 --> 00:47:41,350 we were just starting to break camp. 1236 00:47:41,450 --> 00:47:44,030 That's better now, minty fresh, lads. 1237 00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:47,230 When Flintoff discovered we'd been left a little present. 1238 00:47:47,330 --> 00:47:49,451 - [Fred] There's a card here, Pad, do you wanna get it? 1239 00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:53,111 - Challenge. 1240 00:47:53,211 --> 00:47:54,791 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1241 00:47:54,891 --> 00:47:56,831 - You have proven that your electric cars 1242 00:47:56,931 --> 00:48:00,311 and caravans can get off the beaten track. 1243 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,412 But can they get back on it? 1244 00:48:03,132 --> 00:48:05,232 With whatever charge you have left, 1245 00:48:05,332 --> 00:48:07,592 you will now drive a hundred miles 1246 00:48:07,692 --> 00:48:11,472 over England's highest road, Harthope Moss, 1247 00:48:11,572 --> 00:48:13,352 with the winner the first to arrive 1248 00:48:13,452 --> 00:48:17,353 at one of the country's top motoring destinations. 1249 00:48:17,453 --> 00:48:18,873 - What racetrack's round there? 1250 00:48:18,973 --> 00:48:20,973 - Barnard Castle. 1251 00:48:25,813 --> 00:48:26,673 Let's pack up. 1252 00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:28,514 - Come on then. - Get the horses on the road. 1253 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,034 (dark rock music) 1254 00:48:30,134 --> 00:48:33,074 - [Chris] Right, because any self-respecting tow car 1255 00:48:33,174 --> 00:48:37,194 really should get you both to and from your destination, 1256 00:48:37,294 --> 00:48:40,214 our final test would be range. 1257 00:48:41,735 --> 00:48:44,115 We'd all fully charged our batteries the day before, 1258 00:48:44,215 --> 00:48:47,155 and would now use whatever we had left 1259 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,875 to drive a hundred miles up 1260 00:48:48,975 --> 00:48:51,555 and over the country's highest road. 1261 00:48:51,655 --> 00:48:54,276 - [Paddy] Barnard Castle, here we come. 1262 00:48:54,376 --> 00:48:55,956 - [Chris] This would be the future 1263 00:48:56,056 --> 00:48:59,316 of caravanning's biggest test yet. 1264 00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:01,316 And unfortunately for McGuinness, 1265 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:04,696 it looked like it had already claimed its first scalp. 1266 00:49:07,337 --> 00:49:09,597 - Maths wasn't me strong point at school 1267 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:13,677 but even I can figure out that 49 miles range 1268 00:49:13,777 --> 00:49:17,897 and trying to do a hundred miles distance isn't gonna work. 1269 00:49:18,977 --> 00:49:22,838 I really like this EQC but there's no way, 1270 00:49:22,938 --> 00:49:27,038 no way am I gonna get to Barnard Castle, 1271 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,138 glasses on or glasses off. 1272 00:49:30,138 --> 00:49:33,199 I'll be lucky if I get to the end of this road. 1273 00:49:33,299 --> 00:49:34,959 - [Chris] What's your range, Pad? 1274 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,479 - 48 miles. 1275 00:49:36,579 --> 00:49:38,159 - 73, here. 1276 00:49:38,259 --> 00:49:39,359 Fred? 1277 00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:40,519 - [Freddie] 120. 1278 00:49:40,619 --> 00:49:42,619 - He's still on the hundreds, this lad. 1279 00:49:43,779 --> 00:49:45,519 - That's one of the things about the Polestar 2. 1280 00:49:45,619 --> 00:49:47,800 The range seems to be good. 1281 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:48,800 I've got the regen on, 1282 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:51,440 so every time I take me foot off the accelerator, 1283 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:54,200 it puts a bit of charge back into the battery. 1284 00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:57,360 But the big question is the Mink on the back. 1285 00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,881 Harris, he'll be pulling all the tricks of the trade, 1286 00:49:59,981 --> 00:50:00,921 he'll be regenning down the hill. 1287 00:50:01,021 --> 00:50:03,401 He'll have a strategy, 1288 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,321 I'm just gonna drive. 1289 00:50:05,421 --> 00:50:07,361 - [Sat Nav] Where would you like to go? 1290 00:50:07,461 --> 00:50:08,921 - Barnard Castle. 1291 00:50:09,021 --> 00:50:10,761 - [Sat Nav] Starting route guidance. 1292 00:50:10,861 --> 00:50:11,922 - Ooh, there you go. 1293 00:50:12,022 --> 00:50:16,042 Saying it's 98 miles and I've got a line 1294 00:50:16,142 --> 00:50:17,922 that tells me whether I'm gonna get close. 1295 00:50:18,022 --> 00:50:20,222 I'm gonna let the computer help me out here. 1296 00:50:22,182 --> 00:50:24,402 Lovely downhill sections, 1297 00:50:24,502 --> 00:50:27,443 the big green charge indicator is on. 1298 00:50:27,543 --> 00:50:29,543 I'm adding miles now. 1299 00:50:29,983 --> 00:50:31,243 - [Paddy] Hot off the press, boys. 1300 00:50:31,343 --> 00:50:34,363 I'm now on 39 miles. 1301 00:50:34,463 --> 00:50:36,563 - What is wrong with that car? 1302 00:50:36,663 --> 00:50:39,684 - [Paddy] This has been happening since I first got in it. 1303 00:50:39,784 --> 00:50:42,164 - Probably getting you back for spraying it in milk. 1304 00:50:42,264 --> 00:50:44,924 - That were you. - It came out your mouth. 1305 00:50:45,024 --> 00:50:46,604 - It had nowhere else go, Fred, 1306 00:50:46,704 --> 00:50:49,444 with the level of force you pushed into it. 1307 00:50:49,544 --> 00:50:52,085 - This is not a conversation to join late. 1308 00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,165 (Freddie laughs) 1309 00:50:54,265 --> 00:50:55,965 (hard rock music) 1310 00:50:56,065 --> 00:50:58,805 Paddy's vengeful EQC aside, 1311 00:50:58,905 --> 00:51:01,285 we'd had a decent run down off the hill 1312 00:51:01,385 --> 00:51:03,585 and were soon back onto the main road. 1313 00:51:04,906 --> 00:51:08,526 But while Flintoff was sitting pretty in his Polestar, 1314 00:51:08,626 --> 00:51:12,166 it was quickly becoming clear that I wasn't. 1315 00:51:12,266 --> 00:51:15,646 So it says I've got 75 miles to go, 1316 00:51:15,746 --> 00:51:18,007 I've got 66 miles of range. 1317 00:51:18,107 --> 00:51:19,247 Hmm. 1318 00:51:19,347 --> 00:51:21,487 Why is it not giving me any regen there? 1319 00:51:21,587 --> 00:51:22,307 Coasting, I'd have thought 1320 00:51:22,387 --> 00:51:23,927 it would've given me some regeneration there. 1321 00:51:24,027 --> 00:51:25,927 What's going on here? 1322 00:51:26,027 --> 00:51:28,567 Regenerative braking is very clever 1323 00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:29,888 but there was just no way 1324 00:51:29,988 --> 00:51:33,088 my heavily laden e-tron would claw back enough miles 1325 00:51:33,188 --> 00:51:35,188 to reach the finish line. 1326 00:51:35,588 --> 00:51:36,848 I'm going in here. 1327 00:51:36,948 --> 00:51:39,088 I needed a solution. 1328 00:51:39,188 --> 00:51:40,128 I'm dumping the trailer. 1329 00:51:40,228 --> 00:51:42,228 This is the way forward. 1330 00:51:42,909 --> 00:51:44,809 Right, let's do this quick. 1331 00:51:44,909 --> 00:51:49,369 (thrilling music) (lever squeaks) 1332 00:51:49,469 --> 00:51:51,469 Woo woo! 1333 00:51:52,229 --> 00:51:54,129 Oh, this is a joy, 1334 00:51:54,229 --> 00:51:57,010 it feels like I've got another hundred horsepower. 1335 00:51:57,110 --> 00:51:59,110 Let's see what happens now, boys. 1336 00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:06,550 - I'm now on 26 miles and I'm not even at the halfway point. 1337 00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:12,731 - Is it just me now? 1338 00:52:12,831 --> 00:52:14,811 Paddy's gone. 1339 00:52:14,911 --> 00:52:18,111 I can't see Harris's horrible red Audi in me rear-view. 1340 00:52:18,991 --> 00:52:21,171 He's up to something. 1341 00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:24,572 - Oh, 62 miles. 1342 00:52:24,672 --> 00:52:26,692 This is joyous. 1343 00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:27,812 Read the small print. 1344 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,212 So if you read the small print, 1345 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,052 it said nothing about having to turn up 1346 00:52:31,152 --> 00:52:33,772 to Barnard Castle with my trailer. 1347 00:52:33,872 --> 00:52:38,173 So what I can do, hopefully, is just stay behind Fred 1348 00:52:38,273 --> 00:52:39,933 until the very last minute 1349 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:42,973 and then just overtake him before I get to Barnard Castle. 1350 00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:44,253 Yes. 1351 00:52:44,353 --> 00:52:47,013 And soon, catching up to the back of the Mink, 1352 00:52:47,113 --> 00:52:50,574 it was time to give Flintoff the good news. 1353 00:52:50,674 --> 00:52:51,414 Hello, Andrew. 1354 00:52:51,514 --> 00:52:53,534 - Ugh, here we go. 1355 00:52:53,634 --> 00:52:56,294 Chris, have you taken your trailer off? 1356 00:52:56,394 --> 00:52:57,414 I thought you were better than that. 1357 00:52:57,514 --> 00:52:59,414 - What part of the rules said you had 1358 00:52:59,514 --> 00:53:02,815 to arrive at Barnard castle with a caravan? 1359 00:53:02,915 --> 00:53:04,575 - Chris, it's a caravanning week. 1360 00:53:04,675 --> 00:53:07,215 Everything we've done has been to do with caravanning 1361 00:53:07,315 --> 00:53:09,355 and now you've gone and done this. 1362 00:53:10,235 --> 00:53:13,856 - What I like is the grim inevitability of this for you now, 1363 00:53:13,956 --> 00:53:15,136 'cause I'm just gonna follow you 1364 00:53:15,236 --> 00:53:17,536 and at some point you know I'm gonna pop out 1365 00:53:17,636 --> 00:53:19,756 and just execute the overtake. 1366 00:53:20,676 --> 00:53:22,376 - I'd sooner eat another one of them chillies 1367 00:53:22,476 --> 00:53:24,216 than listen to this. 1368 00:53:24,316 --> 00:53:25,416 (mid tempo jazz music) 1369 00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:26,897 - [Chris] Where's Paddy? 1370 00:53:26,997 --> 00:53:29,437 - [Freddie] Took a left hand turn about three miles back. 1371 00:53:30,717 --> 00:53:32,577 - Down to seven miles range now 1372 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:36,897 and a tortoise has appeared on my speedometer. 1373 00:53:36,997 --> 00:53:39,918 I'm now officially in limp mode. 1374 00:53:44,478 --> 00:53:46,218 You know things are bad when you're getting taken over 1375 00:53:46,318 --> 00:53:48,518 by an old Toyota Yaris. 1376 00:53:49,478 --> 00:53:51,178 Wow. 1377 00:53:51,278 --> 00:53:53,099 Actually, let's just see what happens 1378 00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:55,199 when we run the clock down to zero. 1379 00:53:55,839 --> 00:53:57,839 See where we get to. 1380 00:53:58,359 --> 00:53:59,979 It'd be nice to see Barnard Castle, though, 1381 00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:03,039 but anyhow, there we go. 1382 00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:06,160 - Back in the actual race, 1383 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,700 with miles clocking up 1384 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,220 and the cheating git waiting to pounce, 1385 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:17,020 my unshakable Polestar was beginning to feel the pressure. 1386 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,481 This caravan's making all the difference. 1387 00:54:20,481 --> 00:54:23,101 38 miles to go, 40 miles of range. 1388 00:54:23,201 --> 00:54:25,201 This is gonna be tight. 1389 00:54:28,561 --> 00:54:29,941 - Oh, it's just slowing down now, 1390 00:54:30,041 --> 00:54:32,042 the car's juttering away. 1391 00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:34,822 It's a very similar feeling to when you run out of petrol 1392 00:54:34,922 --> 00:54:36,922 or diesel in your regular kind of car. 1393 00:54:37,682 --> 00:54:39,882 Foot's pinned and nothing's happening. 1394 00:54:42,442 --> 00:54:44,663 Oh well, there we go. 1395 00:54:44,763 --> 00:54:46,063 That's that. 1396 00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:49,163 (suspenseful music) 1397 00:54:50,043 --> 00:54:53,023 - [Chris] Up ahead though, with 22 miles to go, 1398 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,663 our little tortoise and hare race 1399 00:54:54,763 --> 00:54:57,163 had reached the foot of Harthope Moss. 1400 00:54:58,884 --> 00:55:02,344 Climbing a thousand feet in just two and a half miles, 1401 00:55:02,444 --> 00:55:06,124 the highest road in England is an electric car killer. 1402 00:55:07,364 --> 00:55:09,364 - Ugh, 20. 1403 00:55:09,964 --> 00:55:11,785 20 mile range. 1404 00:55:11,885 --> 00:55:14,785 And how steep this is, I do not need this. 1405 00:55:14,885 --> 00:55:18,025 - Oh blimey, look all the way up there, Fred. 1406 00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:19,985 - Oh, it's now saying reduced power 1407 00:55:20,085 --> 00:55:22,105 due to low battery charge. 1408 00:55:22,205 --> 00:55:24,586 Three's a tortoise popped up on me screen. 1409 00:55:24,686 --> 00:55:26,626 (Chris laughs) 1410 00:55:26,726 --> 00:55:30,586 All me and the Polestar could do was keep limping forward 1411 00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:32,866 and hope we get over the top. 1412 00:55:32,966 --> 00:55:33,906 Oh my word. 1413 00:55:34,006 --> 00:55:35,105 - It does come to something 1414 00:55:35,205 --> 00:55:39,227 when you're in a car that costs 90,000 pounds 1415 00:55:39,326 --> 00:55:43,227 and you see a hill and it strikes the fear of God into you. 1416 00:55:43,326 --> 00:55:45,406 It does slightly defeat the object. 1417 00:55:46,606 --> 00:55:48,026 - This has gotta be the top, hasn't it? 1418 00:55:48,127 --> 00:55:49,508 It's gotta be the top. 1419 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,627 (Chris laughs) 1420 00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:54,687 - I never knew range anxiety could be so funny. 1421 00:55:55,528 --> 00:55:57,468 The big hill had been a hammer blow 1422 00:55:57,567 --> 00:55:59,508 for the Polestar's battery. 1423 00:55:59,607 --> 00:56:01,347 - Oh my word, I've got five left. 1424 00:56:01,448 --> 00:56:03,468 Regen, regen. 1425 00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:04,308 - And of course the Audi 1426 00:56:04,408 --> 00:56:08,008 and I had been effortlessly cruising along in its wake. 1427 00:56:08,888 --> 00:56:13,229 It's saying I've got 19 miles to go and 37 miles of range. 1428 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,990 - Oh. 1429 00:56:15,089 --> 00:56:16,910 I'm pleased for you. 1430 00:56:17,009 --> 00:56:19,509 - And that meant that all that remained now was 1431 00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:23,789 to plot out the last stage of the road to victory. 1432 00:56:23,890 --> 00:56:26,709 The nature of the overtake is everything. 1433 00:56:26,810 --> 00:56:30,310 Needs to be quick, dignified, no gloating. 1434 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:32,830 It's just a pop out, in, done. 1435 00:56:32,930 --> 00:56:33,950 The way Lewis does it. 1436 00:56:34,051 --> 00:56:35,151 Lewis is superb at it. 1437 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:38,310 He just lines them up and then just delivers. 1438 00:56:38,410 --> 00:56:40,410 That's what I'm aiming to do. 1439 00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:44,231 And sure enough, a few more miles down the road, 1440 00:56:44,332 --> 00:56:46,611 the time came to strike. 1441 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,272 - Chris, I've got no range. 1442 00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:51,432 Zero range. 1443 00:56:51,531 --> 00:56:53,111 - You on zero? 1444 00:56:53,211 --> 00:56:55,513 - I'm on 0%, zero range 1445 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:58,113 and it's flashed up on me screen saying empty battery, 1446 00:56:58,212 --> 00:57:00,792 plug it- oh, you absolute nob. 1447 00:57:00,892 --> 00:57:02,232 Oh well done, Chris. 1448 00:57:02,332 --> 00:57:03,252 (Chris laughs) That's a good friend, that. 1449 00:57:03,332 --> 00:57:05,892 If I break down, you just disappear, thanks mate. 1450 00:57:07,334 --> 00:57:11,913 - And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we had our result. 1451 00:57:12,013 --> 00:57:14,673 Right, Barnard Castle, win, 1452 00:57:14,774 --> 00:57:17,953 tea, cakes, medals, gloating. 1453 00:57:18,053 --> 00:57:19,314 (exciting music) 1454 00:57:19,413 --> 00:57:21,154 Although it must be said, 1455 00:57:21,254 --> 00:57:25,234 claiming victory in the trailerless Audi did reveal a bit 1456 00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:29,095 of a flaw in our grand vision for the future of caravanning. 1457 00:57:30,535 --> 00:57:32,555 Barnard Castle. 1458 00:57:32,654 --> 00:57:34,276 There we go, boys. 1459 00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,075 Because it turns out an electric car 1460 00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:38,435 can certainly get you and your van 1461 00:57:38,535 --> 00:57:41,635 wherever you might want to go, 1462 00:57:41,736 --> 00:57:43,676 it just might not quite 1463 00:57:43,776 --> 00:57:44,875 - [Freddie] Come on. 1464 00:57:44,975 --> 00:57:46,756 - [Chris] get you back again. 1465 00:57:46,856 --> 00:57:48,437 - Come on. 1466 00:57:48,537 --> 00:57:50,196 (car horns beep) 1467 00:57:50,296 --> 00:57:51,517 Well come past then, what do you want me to do? 1468 00:57:51,616 --> 00:57:53,616 I'm doing four mile an hour. 1469 00:57:55,296 --> 00:57:58,136 (audience cheers) 1470 00:58:02,977 --> 00:58:04,517 - What you doing? 1471 00:58:04,618 --> 00:58:06,937 - [Paddy] Oh, dear, dear me. 1472 00:58:08,377 --> 00:58:12,919 - Okay, victory to Harris, the Audi and of course the Opus. 1473 00:58:13,019 --> 00:58:14,718 - Chris, there was no Opus. 1474 00:58:14,818 --> 00:58:15,919 You went on a caravanning trip 1475 00:58:16,019 --> 00:58:17,479 and you didn't finish with your caravan. 1476 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:19,758 That's an immediate disqualification. 1477 00:58:19,859 --> 00:58:21,198 - RTQ Fred, read the question. 1478 00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:24,318 Didn't say anything about finishing with your caravan. 1479 00:58:24,419 --> 00:58:28,180 - Chris, the entire film is about towing a caravan. 1480 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,519 - You, young man, are a bad sport and a cheat. 1481 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:34,200 Paddy, I never thought I'd say this. 1482 00:58:34,299 --> 00:58:36,080 You are a gentleman of honour. 1483 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,560 - Steady on, steady on, mate. 1484 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,361 - Compared to you, he is. 1485 00:58:38,461 --> 00:58:40,640 Back me up Pad, back me up. - Thank you, thank you. 1486 00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:42,600 Chris, as us caravanners say, 1487 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,361 you never ditch your hitch, son. 1488 00:58:44,461 --> 00:58:45,720 I'm giving the victory to Flintoff. 1489 00:58:45,821 --> 00:58:47,961 - Thank you. - Get in, get in. 1490 00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:49,361 (audience cheer) Get in. 1491 00:58:49,461 --> 00:58:50,640 - You cheated. - Robbed. 1492 00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:51,642 - You cheated. - Robbed. 1493 00:58:51,741 --> 00:58:53,201 - You drove behind me, you ditched me. 1494 00:58:53,301 --> 00:58:54,201 - Robbed. - You cheated. 1495 00:58:54,301 --> 00:58:55,361 - Robbed. - Thank you. 1496 00:58:55,461 --> 00:58:56,602 - Oh dear. 1497 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:58,921 Okay, and on that shock result, 1498 00:58:59,022 --> 00:59:00,522 little electric joke there, 1499 00:59:00,622 --> 00:59:01,401 we must end the show. 1500 00:59:01,502 --> 00:59:03,883 We'll be back next week with a big adventure in Iceland 1501 00:59:03,982 --> 00:59:06,462 and Fred's embracing his American side. 1502 00:59:07,582 --> 00:59:09,002 You're not giving us a yee-ha there? 1503 00:59:09,102 --> 00:59:09,923 - Yee-ha. 1504 00:59:10,022 --> 00:59:10,763 - Thank you. 1505 00:59:10,863 --> 00:59:12,122 (audience laughs) (Chris laughs) 1506 00:59:12,222 --> 00:59:13,442 See you then, goodnight. 1507 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:16,462 (sunny rock music)