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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, and welcome to Top Gear.
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We're still here working from home
at Television Centre! Come on.
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CHEERING
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We've still got our
very select audience,
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and Fred still can't walk
under a low bridge.
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This is your worst nightmare,
isn't it?
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No big crowd to laugh at your jokes.
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Phil were laughing! He loved it,
Phil there. He loved it. One.
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Anyway, we've got a great show
for you tonight.
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The big man races a jet man.
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We've got a beautiful new Ferrari.
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And we've got you prancing around
in a rented tux
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pretending you're James Bond.
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Yes, we have, because there's
a new Bond film out later this year,
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and that got us thinking -
if you wanted a genuine Bond car
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in your life, how do you get one?
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Well, shake yourself a martini,
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and enjoy Top Gear's guide
to buying a Bond car.
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You expect me to talk?
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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
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For nearly 60 years,
James Bond has been saving the day
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from behind the wheel of some
of the most iconic cars
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the world has ever seen.
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And would you believe it?
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We were lucky enough to bring
a whole bunch of them together
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in our very own Bond bunker.
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Oh...my God.
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What?!
Me eyes are just everywhere.
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This is mega.
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Straight away, DB5.
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That is the OG right there.
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It's like your childhood in a room,
isn't it?
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The Lotus submarine Esprit,
look at that! The submarine!
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Shall we have a little walk round?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Which way do you want to go?
I want to have a look at the BMW
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that's actually a kit car
underneath.
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All this...
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..and you want to start with
that Beemer? Yeah, because I want...
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The wheel base is a bit wrong
underneath. Oh, God. Come on.
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Oh, yes, from props department
replicas like the Z8
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to stunt prep specials like Aston
Martin's Vanquish and DB10...
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..these are some very special cars.
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Isn't this one of the best
cars ever? Forget Bond?
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It is stunning, this thing.
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I reckon that car could
make YOU look good.
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Do you know what? I hate to say it,
boys - for a shape,
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I prefer that.
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That is the car. I love that.
Living Daylights. Love it.
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These Aston Martins are just
magnificent. Yeah.
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Oh! DBS. Come on.
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Beautiful!
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Name the Bond that drove this.
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Ooh! Lazenby.
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Yes. Get in!
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OHMSS. I know me stuff! OHMSS.
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That's the one for me, the one
with the Spiro Jump in it.
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Look at that!
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He goes, "You ain't going to jump
that, boy,"
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and he goes, "I sure am, boy."
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Vroom! Fantastic.
Can we open the door?
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It's got a plaque inside.
Oh, I can see it.
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"Driven by James Bond in the movie
Man With The Golden Gun."
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How cool is that?!
How good's that?
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These are the actual cars.
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Boys, do you think
I could sit in this one?
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No.
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There's no-one about. No.
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I'm in, lads.
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Oh!
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God, these are sensational.
Look at this!
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HE MIMICS ENGINE NOISE
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Every one is a priceless
museum piece...
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Look at that!
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It's just history, innit?
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..and each played its part
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in enticing generations
of loyal fans...
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Look at this! This is it.
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..to the magic of James Bond.
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Don't touch it!
I'm touching it, son!
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I'll never get the chance again.
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In fact, the only one the magic
hadn't worked on was Flintoff.
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I have got a confession here, lads.
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I love the cars. Yes! I love them,
I think unbelievable,
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but I just don't get James Bond.
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What do you mean you don't get
James Bond? What's not to get?
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He's James Bond.
He's the ultimate secret agent.
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But he's not, is he? Why?
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Do you know who the best
special agent is? Go on. Who?
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Well, nobody knows, because special
agents keep it under their hat.
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Oh, God. They don't walk into places
and go... Fred.
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"Oh, the name's James Bond." "Oh,
he's here, lads. Get rid of him."
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You're overthinking James Bond.
Yeah.
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You can't overthink James Bond.
You've just got to go with it.
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Don't let Flintoff put you off.
Bond is brilliant,
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and so are his cars.
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So let's kick off our buyer's guide
with the good news
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that there are proper Bond cars
out there
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that could be yours
for sensible money.
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Now, what better place to start
than the start?
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With the original, the affordable
Sunbeam Alpine.
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Oh, yes, this was the very first
Bond car,
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the Genesis of things to come.
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MUSIC: James Bond Theme
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1962's Dr No.
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The late, great Sir Sean Connery
is at the wheel,
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and he's about to have
his very first car chase.
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James Bond is driving along,
enjoying the sunshine,
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he looks in the rear-view mirror.
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"Ooh, what's that in the back there?
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"A couple of rotters in a hearse."
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With a few dubious sound effects...
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TYRES SCREECH EXCESSIVELY
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..and way too much steering...
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HORN HONKS
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..Bond sneaks under
a conveniently-placed crane,
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leaving the baddies
to plunge off a cliff,
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and burst into flames.
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I think they were on their way
to a funeral.
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Amazing!
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And that, my friends, was the very
first Bond car chase.
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Simpler times.
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And the Alpine is, in truth,
a simple car.
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It's got four cylinders,
and 80 brake horsepower,
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which even by '60s standards
was slow.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is 007mph.
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But it looks great, you're not going
to get a speeding ticket,
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it's a proper piece of Bond history,
and it doesn't cost the Earth.
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You can get a decent one
for just under ten grand,
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and yeah, it might rust a bit,
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and if you're getting chased by
baddies, let's hope they're walking.
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But that's not important, is it?
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What's important is this is the car
that started it all.
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You want to buy a Bond car
on a budget?
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Buy the original.
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Very nice, but no.
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If you want a genuine Bond car
for sensible money
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that's actually good to drive,
you want one of these -
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an Alfa Romeo GTV6.
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The film was Octopussy.
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Sir Roger Moore was at the wheel
evading the chasing police
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with some proper driving in
what still is a fabulous car.
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I've never driven one of these
before. It's an absolute honey.
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It really is!
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You've got Alfa's glorious,
wonderful-sounding V6 up front...
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..perfect weight distribution,
I've got a transaxle layout.
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That means the engine's in the front
but the gearbox is out back,
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so I've got 50-50
weight distribution.
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You know what? This thing won
rallies and won
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touring car championships
back in the day.
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It's a thoroughbred.
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Although not, admittedly,
an especially reliable one.
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It comes from that slightly
ropey part of Alfa's history.
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So they do rust
if they're exposed to
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anything other than bright sunlight.
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And the upshot is,
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if you want one that's more MI6
than stuck on the M6,
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you're looking at about 30 grand.
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But for something that drives
this well,
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with this kind of Bond heritage,
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oh, yeah, that's got to be worth it.
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All right, I'm no expert,
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but if you really want a bit of
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Bond, sideways.
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..forget Octopussy. You want...
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..A View To A Kill.
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It's the middle of Paris,
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Sir Rog has nicked himself
a Renault 11 taxi,
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and as he races through the streets,
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he chops off the top,
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and then the back.
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And what the big man created is
nothing short of a cut-price...
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..masterpiece.
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Tell you what - of all the Bond cars
you could be in,
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I don't think I'd swap it.
This is so much fun!
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I don't need guns.
I don't need oil slicks.
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All I need is half a car.
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Oh! Whoa!
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OK, the Renault 5.5's handling
is a little bit lively,
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but when a whole one from the
Continent will only set you back
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1,000 euros, I call that
a Bond car bargain.
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Have a think about this.
If you buy it in France,
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cut it in half in France,
bring it back on the Eurotunnel,
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you only have to pay the price
of a motorbike. It's dirt cheap!
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This car makes sense.
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The Renault 5.5
Maybe this Bond lad's all right!
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Maybe he's got it right.
This is fun.
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Oh!
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Well, more fun than being stuck
with Harris the super fan,
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at any rate.
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My favourite thing about Bond car
chases, though, is the stuff
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going on in the background.
They're like car time capsules.
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From Octopussy, favourite bit,
BMW 633 CSI
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going the other way
over the level crossing
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as a police car comes the other way.
You picked that out?
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Yeah. Dear me.
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CAR APPROACHES
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What the...?
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That is brilliant.
That is absolutely brilliant!
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Hey-hey!
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He's not fully in control of that.
I'm just going to stand here.
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Oh!
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Oh! Hey-hey!
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Oh! Oh.
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Don't worry, Chris, I've got this.
That is superb.
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That's one of the best ever
Bond chase sequences, isn't it?
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And as well, now he's getting
into the Bond thing.
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He is. He's smiling!
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I tell you what -
this is so much fun.
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Believe it or not,
the back end's a bit twitchy.
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Yeah! What a car.
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Nerdy fact about that sequence,
right?
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Nerdy fact - have you noticed
that when that thing gets T-boned
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to make it go in half,
the car that goes in is a BMW 323i,
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and the next shot is a Renault 20?
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I remember you saying that to me
over a pint once.
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Nobody's ever said that
in the history of man. No-one.
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One other weird thing,
being technical -
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where's the fuel tank?
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Just behind t'seat.
Yeah.
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No, but the car in the film...
I must admit...
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Come on, you must've thought that.
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I did think that when I watched it,
and that was as a child.
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But without this car,
that would not be the same film.
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It wouldn't be. Can we have a go
in that? That is a piece of genius.
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Can you have a go, Patrick? Yeah.
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You didn't think I'd leave
you two out, would you?
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There's a couple more of these. No!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh! Come on.
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Oh, yes, time to show that
the Renault 11 is the best
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of the budget Bond cars
with a bit of high-end motorsport.
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My gift to you boys -
two laps round Paris.
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I wondered what that were!
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Prop department pulled it out
the bag.
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Je m'appelle Bond.
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James Bond.
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Forget Formula 1, real driver skill
is in half-car racing.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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HOOTER
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, this is fantastic fun!
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Whoa, here we go!
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Here we go, look at this, sideways.
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Bit tricky round here.
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That's him gone.
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With McGuinness' early lead
quickly foiled by the Renault's
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surprise handling...
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Oh, God!
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..the inaugural half-car Grand Prix
had almost immediately become
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a two-horse race,
with Flintoff just in the lead.
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Where is he? Crazy Harris!
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Come on!
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Where is he?!
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Oh, that's a good drift from Fred!
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PADDY YELLS
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This is so much fun!
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You can keep all your B...
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Oh, no, he's here! Oh, he's off.
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Yes, baby!
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Harris has done me.
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ENGINE REVS
This is hilarious!
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One lap to go, and on the streets
of Paris, Harris had just got ahead.
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00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:18,368
Oh, get Chris,
he's proper sideways now.
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He's really excited.
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Then we'll back it in,
bit of oversteer, catch him.
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As they say in France,
le fight was on.
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Come on, Renault 11,
don't let me down.
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Afraid I'm going to get a whack
from...
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Oh, I'm all over the place.
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Come on. Coming through!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, spray everywhere!
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FREDDIE LAUGHS
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I'm not getting beaten by Flintoff.
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Oh, no! No!
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Got him!
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Victory!
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Interesting line.
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Interesting line.
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What's he doing?
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Having a shocker, Mr Bond.
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THEY LAUGH
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HE HUMS
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Bonjour!
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00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:21,008
We've been expecting you, Mr Bond.
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LAUGHTER
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Fair enough, Flintoff nailed it.
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The Renault 5.5 really is
the ultimate budget Bond car.
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00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,528
But our buyer's guide
doesn't end there,
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because if you're prepared to spend
a little more,
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then the world of 007's motors
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suddenly becomes
a lot more glamorous.
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00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,528
Oh, now we're talking!
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The Lotus Esprit. What a car!
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00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:05,488
Even if you're not a Bond geek,
you can't argue with this one.
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This is a proper British legend.
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00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:13,968
And it was treated to one
of the all-time great chases.
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1977's The Spy Who Loved Me,
Bond is on the Sardinian coast,
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dicing with a baddie
on a motorbike.
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He gets rid of him,
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then gets tailed by one of
the best Bond villains...
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James! Yes, I know, don't tell me.
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..Jaws.
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If that wasn't enough,
once he's been seen off,
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a helicopter gunship joins
the fray, and as we all know,
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the only way to get away
from one of them
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is by turning into a submarine.
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This is one of the most iconic
moments in movie history.
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00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:11,970
Now, a regular Esprit, not that good
in an underwater situation.
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Even in a bit of drizzle, there's
water everywhere in this car.
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It's starting to leak now.
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00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:29,128
But that doesn't stop it being
an absolute cracker to drive.
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ENGINE REVS
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Come on!
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00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,930
Go, go, go!
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00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:53,328
The early Esprits weren't quick,
just making about 160 horsepower,
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00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,248
but it's a Lotus - it's light,
it's nimble,
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the perfect car for getting
away from baddies on motorbikes.
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Oh! This'll out-manoeuvre anything.
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00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,528
Oh! Nimble.
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00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,650
Pressing on t'pedals
at the same time!
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00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:20,970
Oh! Size 12 feet and Lotus Esprits -
that is not a match made in heaven.
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00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:26,768
And you should probably know
that a decent S1 Esprit like this
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will set you back about 70 grand.
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00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:35,368
But if you're rocking a pair of
size nines and looking for
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a proper classic, trust me,
you will not be disappointed.
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ENGINE REVS
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00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,888
Just listen to it!
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00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,250
Oh, my word,
this was wasted on Bond.
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00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,770
Absolutely love it.
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00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:56,888
And so he should.
The Lotus Esprit is a fine choice,
332
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,770
but it's also a bit of
an obvious one.
333
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:05,170
What if you're after something
a bit more unusual?
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00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,610
The Toyota 2000GT...
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00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:25,568
..the undisputed star of
You Only Live Twice,
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00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:31,570
and quite possibly the coolest
Japanese car ever made.
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00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,448
Get down!
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00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:39,208
OK, the 2000GT doesn't do
a whole lot on screen.
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00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,568
Basically, it slides around Tokyo
for a bit,
340
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:46,890
keeping a Toyota Crown at bay,
and Bond is only a passenger in it.
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00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,888
But even though its time
in the spotlight was brief,
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00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,808
for the real Bond car geeks
out there,
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00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,608
it was still utterly fascinating.
344
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,008
How's that for Japanese efficiency?
345
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,530
Just a drop in the ocean.
346
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,688
Now, you might have spotted that the
car you see in You Only Live Twice
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is a convertible,
but this is a coupe.
348
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,088
Good story there.
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00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:15,448
The only convertible 2000GTs
ever made were for the Bond film,
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00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:20,728
because 6'2" Sean Connery
didn't fit into one of these,
351
00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:24,128
so Toyota said they would chop
the roofs off
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00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,250
purely to save 007's hair.
353
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:31,448
Seems a bit brutal to me, and also,
I have to say,
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00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:34,490
this coupe, to me,
looks a whole lot prettier.
355
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:39,928
Which is just as well,
356
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:43,688
because this is the version
that you can actually buy
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00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:47,170
and it has to be said, it is superb.
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00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:51,008
This was the first
proper Japanese sports car.
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00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:55,328
It was designed to prove to the
world that Japan could do something
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00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:58,370
other than build very reliable,
ordinary, boring cars.
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00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:03,610
It was expensive,
but, boy, did it prove a point.
362
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:10,328
It had a two-litre straight-six
making 150 horsepower,
363
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:14,008
and with an aluminium body sat
on magnesium alloy wheels
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00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:17,728
to keep the weight down, it was good
for 0-60 in eight seconds,
365
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,690
and a top speed of 137mph.
366
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:26,410
Back then, that was seriously quick.
367
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:31,168
This car was built in conjunction
with Yamaha,
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00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:35,208
so all the wood in this cabin
is Yamaha piano wood.
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00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,528
That's why it looks better
than any wood I've ever seen
370
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,570
in a car interior before or since.
371
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:46,090
Cor! This is a little piece
of jewellery, this car.
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00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:52,408
And it has to be said,
it's an expensive one at that.
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00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:57,648
If you want a 2000GT in your life,
and believe me, you really do,
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00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,210
it'll set you back about £800,000...
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00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:06,808
..which does sound like a lot
for a Toyota,
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00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:09,530
just not, perhaps, for this one.
377
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:14,890
What an absolutely gorgeous machine.
378
00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:20,050
Wow.
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00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,290
Look at that!
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00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,288
OK, I'll give it to you.
381
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:31,888
That is nice, isn't it?
382
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:35,848
For someone of our age, that is
the iconic Bond car, isn't it?
383
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:37,888
It's just beautiful.
Do you actually fit in it?
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00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,848
Not quite,
but I can just about manage.
385
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:43,168
Now, I'm a bit embarrassed
to ask you, Chris,
386
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,970
I've no idea what your car is.
Toyota 2000GT.
387
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,328
Means nothing to you, does it?
That's a Toyota?!
388
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:51,168
That's a Toyota, and...
But it's beautiful!
389
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,568
..the current James Bond,
Mr Craig himself,
390
00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:55,768
has pronounced this to be
the greatest Bond car ever.
391
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,368
I'm not questioning Daniel Craig
when it comes to Bond cars,
392
00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:02,490
but surely the ultimate Bond car
has got to be British.
393
00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:08,968
Yes, Mr Flintoff,
you're absolutely right.
394
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,488
MUSIC: James Bond Theme
395
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:17,928
Of course it's the one and only,
the iconic Aston Martin DB5.
396
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:22,010
Consider me shaken and very stirred.
397
00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:27,448
007 and the DB5 go together
398
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:31,208
like vodka martini
and a casual fistfight.
399
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,130
It first turned up
in 1964's Goldfinger.
400
00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:40,448
Fully equipped by Q Branch,
it had smokescreens, oil slicks,
401
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:43,168
machine guns, bulletproof shields.
402
00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,168
It even had an ejector seat.
403
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,728
MAN YELLS
404
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,048
Handy!
405
00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:50,608
The car was an instant icon.
406
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:54,528
Bond has kept on driving it
for over 50 years,
407
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:58,248
and it's still doing the business
in his latest adventure,
408
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,570
No Time To Die.
409
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:04,888
The DB5 really is the best
of the best,
410
00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:10,168
and Aston Martin have just made it
even better.
411
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:14,568
And that's because this car,
the one I'm driving right now,
412
00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:17,088
isn't any old Aston Martin DB5.
413
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,888
Oh, no, sir.
414
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:25,888
This is officially the Aston Martin
DB5 Goldfinger Continuation,
415
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:29,608
the brand-new old DB5.
416
00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:32,330
Oh, and it's so good!
417
00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:41,448
What you get is a 1960s DB5 -
same engine, same gearbox,
418
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,688
same everything,
419
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:47,288
but now built to a level of
precision that was just
420
00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:50,288
impossible to achieve
back in the day.
421
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:54,570
This is the DB5 remastered,
and it's better than ever.
422
00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:59,328
It's got 280 horsepower,
423
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:03,888
so when you put your foot down,
it goes like The Living Daylights.
424
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:05,648
Oh-ho!
425
00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:10,050
It's quick, but mainly,
it's suave, it's sophisticated.
426
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,848
It makes you feel like Bond.
427
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:19,888
Although feeling like Bond
does come with a couple of issues.
428
00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:28,208
First, the price, because this DB5
will cost you £3.3 million.
429
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:32,168
You heard it right.
Pick Granny up off the floor.
430
00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:36,610
Secondly, you can't officially
drive it on the roads, either.
431
00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:43,608
But, as I said before,
this isn't any old Aston Martin.
432
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:47,688
And to show you what this
DB5 Goldfinger Continuation
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00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:52,890
can really do, what we need
is a couple of baddies.
434
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:01,290
What's that I see
in my rear-view mirror?
435
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:04,770
A couple of henchmen!
436
00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:07,530
THEY GIGGLE
437
00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:13,050
AS CONNERY: Gentlemen,
do you expect me to talk?
438
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:17,688
Paddy, you do literally nothing
but talk.
439
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,488
NORMAL VOICE: Can you just do me
one favour
440
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,610
and just give me the line back
for once?
441
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:26,128
No, Mr Bond, we expect you to die.
442
00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,650
Love it!
443
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:32,408
Right, just get on with it,
and catch 00Bolton here.
444
00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:34,768
FREDDIE MUMBLES
445
00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:37,450
Right, let's give them a taste
of what the Aston can do.
446
00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,648
Have some of that oil, boys!
447
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:41,928
That's right...
448
00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,728
Oil! It's oil!
449
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:45,808
..for the first time ever,
450
00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:52,128
you can now buy a DB5 fully loaded
with Q Branch gadgets.
451
00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:54,290
Skid on that, baby.
452
00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:58,728
What else have you got
up your sleeve? Come on, McGuinness.
453
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:01,288
Sorry, come on, 007.
454
00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:03,408
Have a bit of smoke, gentlemen.
455
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,970
Ha-ha-ha!
456
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,408
HE CHOKES
457
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:10,408
MUFFLED: Get in character, you!
458
00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:12,530
Have my smoke, boys!
459
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:16,130
FREDDIE MUMBLES
460
00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:22,330
Jaws has suffered a wardrobe!
He's lost his hair.
461
00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:25,568
Apart from the ejector seat,
462
00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:28,968
the Goldfinger Continuation
has got it all.
463
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:32,808
The revolving numberplates,
the battering ram,
464
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:34,970
the bulletproof shield.
465
00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:39,450
OK. Watch this for stunt driving.
466
00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:46,090
MANIACAL LAUGHTER
467
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:50,010
That's some of the greatest
stunt driving ever in a Bond film!
468
00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:58,248
Time for a taste of lead salad.
469
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:04,610
Oh, yes, this DB5
is even packing the machine guns.
470
00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:08,528
Well, kind of.
471
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,688
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
472
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,688
Guns!
473
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,248
Has he got guns?
474
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:17,128
I was going to play it properly,
but look in the mirror!
475
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,848
He thinks he's shooting us!
476
00:28:18,850 --> 00:28:20,810
THEY LAUGH
477
00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:24,370
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
478
00:28:27,410 --> 00:28:32,928
So there you have it - the Top Gear
guide to buying a Bond car ends
479
00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:36,168
not just with the best car
in Bond history,
480
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:40,248
nor even the best car
in cinema history.
481
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:45,210
For me, this might just be
the best car in history.
482
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:47,570
The name's Bond.
483
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:50,970
James Bond.
484
00:28:52,170 --> 00:28:56,730
What's going on?
Paddy thinks he's James Bond!
485
00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:01,010
Jeremy Clarkson will be
shaking his head.
486
00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:07,530
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
487
00:29:12,730 --> 00:29:14,608
It's stunning.
488
00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:17,328
That was...brilliant.
489
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:20,608
Talk about childhood dreams,
and I'll tell you what -
490
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:24,688
seeing you two as Jaws and Nick Nack
has made my year.
491
00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:25,928
That was genius!
492
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,888
What about the stunt,
retrieving the wig off the runway,
493
00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:31,048
body on the line,
scratched me hands? I liked that!
494
00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:33,488
Popped the wig back in
your dressing room after.
495
00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:35,648
LAUGHTER
496
00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,048
I loved it!
497
00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:40,368
It's not about us.
You are so desperate to be Bond.
498
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:43,768
Christopher, Christopher,
you don't choose to be Bond.
499
00:29:43,770 --> 00:29:45,288
Bond chooses to be you.
500
00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:47,688
Oh, God.
Deal with it, my friend.
501
00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:49,168
The Man With The Plastic Gun.
502
00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:51,048
Correct!
503
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:54,448
The way I see it, Daniel Craig's
hanging up the old tuxedo.
504
00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:57,128
Let's get a Bolton Bond in.
That's the way forward.
505
00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:00,728
Anyway, can we talk about this DB5?
Please do. Beautiful car.
506
00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:02,128
Yes. Love the gadgets.
507
00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:03,608
It's three million quid!
508
00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:07,608
A lot of money. Three million quid,
and you can't drive it on the roads.
509
00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:09,128
You can't? You can't drive it.
510
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,528
It's not road legal,
but spending a day in it,
511
00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,928
you're in a very, very special car.
512
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:17,968
It's absolutely beautiful,
513
00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:20,128
and I was very lucky
to get to drive it.
514
00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:21,168
It is beautiful,
515
00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:23,888
but it's time to move on
and talk about electric SUVs.
516
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:27,288
Audi, Mercedes, Hyundai -
they're all doing them right now.
517
00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:30,168
Problem is,
they're all a bit boring,
518
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:34,930
but now there's a new electric SUV
that sounded more my cup of tea.
519
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:47,730
This is the Odyssey 21...
520
00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:54,130
..an electric SUV that's anything
but boring.
521
00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:07,728
Oh-ho-ho!
522
00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:09,128
Listen to the noise of it.
523
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:11,128
ENGINE ROARS
524
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:15,570
Got 550 horsepower. You get to 60
in less than five seconds.
525
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:19,850
And it'll do that on anything!
526
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:22,930
Whoa!
527
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:31,210
Genuinely, they do call this
an electric SUV...
528
00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:38,288
..but this SUV wasn't made
for the school run.
529
00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:40,250
This was made for racing.
530
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:43,930
Ha-ha! Course it was.
531
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:50,208
Specifically, it was made for racing
in a brand-new motorsport
532
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,730
called Extreme E.
533
00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:58,368
Launching this year, it'll see a
whole grid of these Odyssey buggies
534
00:31:58,370 --> 00:32:03,208
battling it out in exotic locations
all over the world.
535
00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:05,928
And the talent's queuing up already.
536
00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:09,488
Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton
are running teams.
537
00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:11,208
Seb Loeb driving.
538
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:13,408
Jenson Button, he's doing both.
539
00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:15,810
Oh, it's proper racer
champion stuff.
540
00:32:17,530 --> 00:32:21,488
But what makes this a bit different
is that they'll be racing
541
00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:24,770
through some of the most damaged
ecosystems on the planet...
542
00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:30,768
..across deserts, glaciers,
even rainforests,
543
00:32:30,770 --> 00:32:34,210
in a bid to raise awareness
of climate change.
544
00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:39,928
To me, it's like educating people
on elephant poaching
545
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:41,770
by shooting a load of them.
546
00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:46,010
Extreme E, though,
they've thought about that.
547
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:50,448
They're not flying cars and kit
all over the world.
548
00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:52,968
They get from race to race
on a cargo ship.
549
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,450
They're doing eco education
programmes.
550
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,490
It's carbon negative.
551
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:01,210
Even Greta would like this.
552
00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:08,210
Basically, this is ethical Fairtrade
organic motorsport.
553
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:12,250
And then there's the cars
themselves.
554
00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:18,208
Obviously, it's electric,
so there's no fume-y emissions,
555
00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:22,488
but there's more. The bodywork -
it's made of plant fibre!
556
00:33:22,490 --> 00:33:26,008
Listen to this - the tyres
are made of bits of dandelion.
557
00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:28,770
Seriously! Dandelion.
558
00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:37,090
And underneath all that greenery,
it's still a serious piece of kit.
559
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:43,488
The battery's made by Williams. It
sends power to a motor on each axle,
560
00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,610
so it's got four-wheel drive...
561
00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:50,490
..and twice as much torque
as a WRC car.
562
00:33:51,610 --> 00:33:56,048
It's got double wishbone suspension,
which will soak up anything.
563
00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:59,208
It'll get up and down
53-degree slopes.
564
00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:02,088
Go on, son!
565
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:03,890
Is there anything this car can't do?
566
00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:07,488
Actually, there is,
567
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:13,528
and unfortunately, the thing this
car can't do is go very far.
568
00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:16,768
Oh, come on. I'm out of juice!
569
00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:18,608
You're not surprised, are you?
570
00:34:18,610 --> 00:34:21,368
You drive it hard,
you get about 20 minutes.
571
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:25,568
Here we go, it's dying now.
I've got me foot on the floor.
572
00:34:25,570 --> 00:34:28,010
Now I've got to plug it in
for two hours.
573
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:37,128
So what they've made here
is a fun impractical toy
574
00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:40,530
that doesn't last long before
you have to charge the batteries.
575
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,130
What they've made
is a big one of these.
576
00:34:51,770 --> 00:34:53,250
Hey! Hey!
577
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:56,850
This is just pure fun.
578
00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:03,808
And the lack of range does mean that
Extreme E races are quite short.
579
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:09,650
The average F1 race runs close to
200 miles. Extreme E - 10.
580
00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:12,728
Yeah, the charging thing's a pain,
581
00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:14,688
but I suppose you've got to
start somewhere.
582
00:35:14,690 --> 00:35:16,088
That's how progress works.
583
00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:18,248
This is just the first step.
584
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,888
Batteries will get better,
charging'll get quicker.
585
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:25,488
And if it doesn't,
we just keep racing petrol cars.
586
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:30,248
To be fair, though, at least,
they're trying to change the game.
587
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,408
At every race,
588
00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:34,488
they'll have a high-tech hydrogen
fuel cell generator,
589
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:38,610
producing all the clean electricity
the cars need to charge up.
590
00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:46,528
It's proper future motorsport
stuff, and if nothing else,
591
00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:50,968
when your Odyssey 21 is finally
charged up again,
592
00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:54,250
you're definitely ready to
give it another go.
593
00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:00,490
Oh-ho-ho!
594
00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:07,288
Maybe Extreme E will be the next F1.
595
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,368
Maybe it won't.
596
00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:14,128
But what it does prove is that
electric is not just for the roads
597
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,568
or the tracks.
598
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:18,208
Electric will get you anywhere,
599
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:22,128
as long as anywhere isn't more than
ten miles from where you started,
600
00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:23,850
like, it'll get you anywhere, fast.
601
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,450
This thing, it's a monster.
602
00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:41,928
But here's the thing - it's 2021,
and the producers were keen to
603
00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:45,888
point out that when it comes to new
and unusual ways to travel quickly
604
00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:50,290
over rough ground,
other options are available.
605
00:36:57,730 --> 00:37:00,090
For example, jet packs.
606
00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:03,970
Oh, my word! Look at it.
607
00:37:09,170 --> 00:37:13,528
Yes, me and the Odyssey 21 would now
be going up against
608
00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:20,248
Britain's leading and, let's face
it, probably only jetpackman,
609
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,530
a bloke called Richard Browning.
610
00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:28,728
Richard! Freddie.
Thanks for dropping in.
611
00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:31,408
That's all right.
What is that?
612
00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:32,888
This is my Jet Suit.
613
00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:35,968
It's five jet engines,
and it's about 1,000 horsepower.
614
00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:38,088
You've got 1,000 horsepower
in your rucksack?
615
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,648
Yeah, if you add it all up, yeah.
616
00:37:39,650 --> 00:37:40,928
What speed?
617
00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,888
We set the world record at 85mph,
618
00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:45,408
but that was over the water,
so maybe not quite that fast here,
619
00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:48,048
but still pretty quick. All right,
don't make excuses already,
620
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:50,728
cos I'm going to race you now.
First to the top of the hill wins.
621
00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:52,850
Yep. I'll see you at the top.
You're on.
622
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:56,210
I'm racing a Poundland Tony Stark.
623
00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:04,970
With the title of all terrain
transport of the future at stake...
624
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,568
..the winner would be the first
to reach the wind turbine
625
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:11,048
at the top of the hill.
626
00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:14,488
And while the Odyssey and I would
have to stick to the gravel tracks
627
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:19,610
on a longer route up, Richard will
be travelling as the crow flies.
628
00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:35,608
JETPACK ENGINE ROARS
629
00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:37,248
Oh, listen to him!
630
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:40,210
Three, two, one, go!
631
00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:44,488
I'm off!
632
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,290
And he's off as well.
633
00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:50,730
Whoa! Some jump.
634
00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:53,808
Come on.
635
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:56,850
This is the weirdest thing.
I've got no idea where he is.
636
00:38:58,330 --> 00:39:00,008
Better brake here.
637
00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:02,690
Come on! It is so slippery.
638
00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:07,330
Bit messy, a bit messy. Come on.
639
00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:13,448
I'm not getting much
from these dandelion tyres.
640
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,490
More like dandelion and burdock,
these.
641
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:20,888
Come on. I can hear him.
642
00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:21,968
JETPACK ENGINE ROARS
643
00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:23,648
Oh, there he is!
644
00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:25,730
Jeez! What a sight!
645
00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:31,810
Well, this snow is
giving me absolutely nothing.
646
00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,650
I don't know what it's like for him,
but I'm concentrating so hard.
647
00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:40,408
Argh!
648
00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:42,608
Just got no grip.
649
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,208
Oh, man!
650
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,130
No! That's going to cost me.
651
00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:53,170
Come on! Where is the jet pack?
652
00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:02,648
Oh, there he is!
653
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,010
No!
654
00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:09,488
Richard and his jetpack
just had the lead
655
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,528
as we passed the halfway mark.
656
00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:15,250
Me and the Odyssey
needed to push even harder.
657
00:40:18,970 --> 00:40:20,648
Now off the snow,
658
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,050
and now onto the mud.
659
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:30,050
Nice, nice, nice.
660
00:40:34,210 --> 00:40:36,010
Come on. Get him, get him!
661
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,690
Get through the gate!
662
00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:47,210
Come on, get round.
663
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:50,290
I can't see him!
664
00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:55,688
I can see the turbine.
Go, go, go! Come on.
665
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,528
Where's Jetpackman?
666
00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,730
I can't hear him, I can't see him.
667
00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:04,010
No!
668
00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:07,850
No!
669
00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:15,250
Oh! Well done. How was it?
670
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:19,088
Oh, that was good.
Yeah, congrats. Thank you.
671
00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:20,928
Best out of three?
672
00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:22,528
Oh, I'm done. I've got to go.
673
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,848
I've got 50% range left.
674
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,128
Huh?
675
00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:27,328
Oh...
676
00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:28,370
Come on!
677
00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:32,450
Do you fancy cleaning me gutters?
678
00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:41,450
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
679
00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:46,768
Oh, mate! That were good fun,
680
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,608
but I've got to say,
I'm a little bit disappointed.
681
00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:52,608
I know, I lost. I'm sorry,
No, I'm not bothered about that.
682
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,728
I'm disappointed because you didn't
give the jetpack a whirl.
683
00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,368
Well, I wanted to,
684
00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:59,928
but the BBC insurance department
weren't too keen.
685
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,128
Not sure why!
686
00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:03,128
What was it like
flying over the car?
687
00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:04,808
Oh, it was unbelievable,
the noise of it.
688
00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:07,288
And then I was racing,
and you're looking up
689
00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:09,408
just trying to spot him,
and when he came across,
690
00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,648
it's like nothing you've seen.
It was bonkers.
691
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:14,088
And he had afterburners, boys,
he had afterburners.
692
00:42:14,090 --> 00:42:16,808
Afterburners, yeah. On his arms!
Mad.
693
00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:21,128
I have to say, Fred, ten-mile range
aside, it's outrageous.
694
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:23,208
It really is. 550 horsepower,
695
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:26,888
0-60 under five seconds... Ooh!
..on anything.
696
00:42:26,890 --> 00:42:30,208
I can't believe how big it is!
It's massive. It's massive!
697
00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:32,528
Do you know what?
It's Flintoff-sized.
698
00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,008
It's Flintoff-sized, yeah.
699
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:38,608
I can safely say that is my
favourite weekend of driving ever.
700
00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:41,648
Ever. Really? Yeah.
Lovely note to end on.
701
00:42:41,650 --> 00:42:44,408
Time to move on, because here's
a question we get asked a lot
702
00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:45,568
on Top Gear.
703
00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:47,128
"I've got 200 grand to spend.
704
00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:50,088
"I want something exotic
and glamorous and Italian.
705
00:42:50,090 --> 00:42:51,488
"What should I buy?"
706
00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:53,808
You wouldn't believe how often
we get asked that.
707
00:42:53,810 --> 00:42:55,968
Well, I reckon I knew the answer.
708
00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:58,370
And so did I.
Have a look at this.
709
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,290
Exotic, glamorous...
710
00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:09,888
..and Italian.
711
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:14,410
Say "Ciao bella," to the beautiful
new Ferrari Roma.
712
00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:27,088
Eyes of Britain, you are welcome.
713
00:43:27,090 --> 00:43:29,530
Drink it in, soak it up...
714
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:35,288
..luxuriate in it, because this is
the best-looking Ferrari
715
00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:37,130
of the last 20 years.
716
00:43:40,290 --> 00:43:43,328
Most fast cars now,
they're all a bit slatty,
717
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,570
and a bit scoopy,
a bit too try-hard.
718
00:43:48,170 --> 00:43:52,410
Not the Roma. The Roma's
sophisticated, it's subtle.
719
00:43:53,490 --> 00:43:55,370
Well, apart from the price.
720
00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:01,688
The Roma starts at £170,000,
721
00:44:01,690 --> 00:44:05,048
but, this being a Ferrari,
722
00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:07,648
by the time you've glanced at
the options list,
723
00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:09,810
you'll be over 200 grand easy.
724
00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:14,808
Nothing subtle about that.
725
00:44:14,810 --> 00:44:16,728
So, at this kind of price,
726
00:44:16,730 --> 00:44:18,690
there should really also be
nothing subtle...
727
00:44:19,970 --> 00:44:21,650
..about the way it goes.
728
00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:27,288
Oh, mamma mia!
729
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,650
Here we go again.
730
00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:32,688
What?!
731
00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:36,010
That is a fast, fast pedal.
732
00:44:37,730 --> 00:44:43,968
And that's because it's attached
to a 3.9 litre twin-turbo V8,
733
00:44:43,970 --> 00:44:46,490
making it over 600 horsepower.
734
00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:55,848
It'll get you from 0-60
in 3.2 seconds!
735
00:44:55,850 --> 00:44:58,968
ENGINE ROARS
736
00:44:58,970 --> 00:45:04,608
Top speed - well, Ferrari say
it will do over 199mph.
737
00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:10,050
But surely, surely
if it would do 200mph they'd say so.
738
00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:15,330
So, top speed, 199...and a bit.
739
00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:21,768
Now, some people, Chris Harris,
might tell you that the Roma
740
00:45:21,770 --> 00:45:27,208
is just a hardtop version
of Ferrari's entry-level Portofino.
741
00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:30,128
But, they're wrong.
742
00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:32,808
You see, I drove the Portofino
a couple of series back
743
00:45:32,810 --> 00:45:35,288
and I loved it, I really loved it.
744
00:45:35,290 --> 00:45:37,568
But the Roma, it's faster,
745
00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:41,210
it's lighter,
it's wider, it's lower.
746
00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:43,970
It's just a better car.
747
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:48,848
Not least because the Roma
has been given the latest
748
00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:54,530
version of Ferrari's witchcraft
sideslip control system.
749
00:45:57,570 --> 00:45:59,568
Basically, if you've got
a race track...
750
00:45:59,570 --> 00:46:01,210
Woo-hoo-hoo!
751
00:46:02,730 --> 00:46:04,810
..it'll help you out with the skids!
752
00:46:07,490 --> 00:46:08,848
That's what we want!
753
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,008
TYRES SCREECH
754
00:46:10,010 --> 00:46:11,810
Got it back! Come on!
755
00:46:13,650 --> 00:46:17,288
Look at it as
a Help to Slide scheme.
756
00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:19,530
TYRES SCREECH
757
00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:22,210
Thank you, sir!
758
00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:25,250
I will have another.
759
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:34,608
Ferrari calls the Roma
the new Dolce Vita.
760
00:46:34,610 --> 00:46:36,370
What a machine!
761
00:46:38,410 --> 00:46:39,488
And let me tell you,
762
00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:44,290
for once the marketing speak
is bang on the money.
763
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:50,970
Exotic, glamorous, Italian,
great to drive.
764
00:46:51,930 --> 00:46:53,128
Come on.
765
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,370
It's the only answer.
766
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:00,848
It isn't.
767
00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:04,088
Because, why would you want
the new Dolce Vita
768
00:47:04,090 --> 00:47:06,730
when you could have the original?
769
00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:13,928
Meet the GTA-R 290.
770
00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:17,528
Yes, it's a 1960s Alfa Romeo.
771
00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:20,930
But it's also
so much more than that.
772
00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:27,888
This masterpiece is the work
of a tiny company from Somerset
773
00:47:27,890 --> 00:47:29,728
called Alfaholics.
774
00:47:29,730 --> 00:47:35,168
It's been painstakingly built
over 3,000 hours,
775
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:38,368
and it is...exquisite.
776
00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:40,808
ENGINE ROARS
777
00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:42,888
TYRES SCREECH
778
00:47:42,890 --> 00:47:44,970
HE LAUGHS
779
00:47:47,090 --> 00:47:52,928
This is what's called a restomod
which, for proper supercar money,
780
00:47:52,930 --> 00:47:57,008
is a classic car restored,
upgraded, and improved
781
00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:59,808
by modern engineering know-how
782
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:04,770
to create a tailor-made,
pocket-sized slice of perfection.
783
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:09,888
Out the front there,
I've got the most glorious twin cam
784
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:13,370
four-cylinder engine with
240 horsepower.
785
00:48:18,130 --> 00:48:19,170
Woo!
786
00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:26,968
I don't care if the top speed's
only 150mph, or not even 150mph.
787
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:30,408
It's only got a 2.2-litre engine.
But listen to it.
788
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:31,768
ENGINE ROARS
789
00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:32,810
TYRES SCREECH
790
00:48:33,770 --> 00:48:35,328
The noise.
791
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:38,248
Have you ever heard
a four-cylinder sound like that?
792
00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:41,368
MAX ENGINE REVS BEFORE GEAR SHIFT
793
00:48:41,370 --> 00:48:42,448
Do you know what?
794
00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:44,570
It sounds better
than most modern V8s!
795
00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:48,610
MUSIC: Gimme Some Lovin'
by The Spencer Davis Group
796
00:48:51,170 --> 00:48:55,328
And I've got real-wheel drive, I've
got no ABS, no traction control,
797
00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:57,248
no stability systems.
798
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:00,448
This is absolute analogue driving.
799
00:49:00,450 --> 00:49:05,050
This is to driving
what a record player is to music.
800
00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:08,930
# And I'm so glad we made it... #
801
00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:11,088
Wow!
802
00:49:11,090 --> 00:49:12,608
# So glad we made it
803
00:49:12,610 --> 00:49:15,570
# You gotta gimme some lovin'
804
00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:18,248
# Gimme some lovin'... #
805
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,008
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
806
00:49:20,010 --> 00:49:21,208
What a machine!
807
00:49:21,210 --> 00:49:23,650
# Gimme some lovin' every day. #
808
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:30,128
I know, supercar money for
effectively hot-hatch horsepower.
809
00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:31,848
It's punchy.
810
00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:34,488
But what you need to know is there's
no car that's more enjoyable,
811
00:49:34,490 --> 00:49:38,090
more life-affirming to drive
than this one.
812
00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:45,808
Honestly,
I have not driven many cars
813
00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:47,890
that are more fun than this.
814
00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:51,250
Oh, circus must be in town.
815
00:49:52,730 --> 00:49:54,530
CHRIS LAUGHS
816
00:49:55,610 --> 00:49:57,768
Now we're talking, McGuinness.
817
00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,090
CHRIS GIGGLES
818
00:50:02,050 --> 00:50:05,008
Paddy. Ah, charming.
819
00:50:05,010 --> 00:50:06,168
It's beautiful. Yeah.
820
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,488
Isn't it the most perfectly
proportioned car ever made?
821
00:50:08,490 --> 00:50:11,528
Gorgeous little thing,
but you're not seriously telling me
822
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,288
that's the 200-grand car?
823
00:50:13,290 --> 00:50:15,328
Well, actually, it's not £200,000.
Thank God.
824
00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:18,048
No, it's £250,000. Ooh.
This is 250 grand.
825
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:22,688
Whoa, hang on a minute, before you
do things like that, warn me.
826
00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:24,208
£250,000?
827
00:50:24,210 --> 00:50:26,688
A few years ago, they'd build you
one for 200, but now they're
828
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:31,048
using even funkier metals, more
beautiful materials, so now 250.
829
00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:32,928
250?!
830
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:35,288
If Noddy wins the lottery,
fair enough,
831
00:50:35,290 --> 00:50:37,248
but after that it's ridiculous.
832
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,608
And this one actually is 325.
Oh, wow!
833
00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:43,808
It's got titanium
suspension components.
834
00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:45,528
300 and what?
835
00:50:45,530 --> 00:50:46,570
325.
836
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:48,808
That's ridiculous.
837
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:51,328
This is just a couple of quid
over 220, this. OK.
838
00:50:51,330 --> 00:50:53,128
But just look at them. Come on.
839
00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:56,328
This here is a better-looking car
than that car.
840
00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:58,848
Oh, come on. Christopher.
It looks like an Aston Martin.
841
00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,248
It doesn't look like a Ferrari.
842
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,128
A Ferrari should
look like a Ferrari.
843
00:51:02,130 --> 00:51:04,208
Is that a bad thing,
it looking a bit like an Aston?
844
00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:08,008
Are you going to go, "Excuse me, he
looks a bit like George Clooney"?
845
00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:09,568
"Yes, I do."
846
00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:12,728
No-one's ever said
you look like George Clooney ever.
847
00:51:12,730 --> 00:51:15,408
Anyhow, how powerful?
848
00:51:15,410 --> 00:51:16,808
240 horsepower.
849
00:51:16,810 --> 00:51:18,408
600, my friend.
850
00:51:18,410 --> 00:51:19,688
Half the weight.
851
00:51:19,690 --> 00:51:21,168
Under 800kg.
852
00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:24,088
Power to weight ratio means
I'm just about there.
853
00:51:24,090 --> 00:51:26,688
I reckon it's nearly as quick
as that.
854
00:51:26,690 --> 00:51:27,928
Wow. It is.
855
00:51:27,930 --> 00:51:29,008
It's finally happened.
856
00:51:29,010 --> 00:51:30,768
What? You've lost the plot.
No, I haven't.
857
00:51:30,770 --> 00:51:32,488
Only one way to sort it.
858
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,608
Science.
859
00:51:33,610 --> 00:51:35,168
BEEP
Lovely.
860
00:51:35,170 --> 00:51:36,810
Why have you just locked the car?
861
00:51:38,770 --> 00:51:41,728
To show Harris just how mad
you'd have to be to choose
862
00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:48,248
the Alfa over the Roma,
it was time for a simple test.
863
00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:52,048
Half a mile up the runway,
round the cone, and back again.
864
00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:54,528
Winner? Come on!
865
00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:56,368
It's obvious.
866
00:51:56,370 --> 00:52:00,490
OK, is the £325,000 car ready?
867
00:52:02,170 --> 00:52:04,128
Yes, Patrick.
868
00:52:04,130 --> 00:52:05,250
Bring it.
869
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,888
Three, two, one,
870
00:52:15,890 --> 00:52:17,168
go!
871
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,608
Oooh!
872
00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:19,968
PADDY LAUGHS
873
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,848
Bye-bye, little cute Alfa!
874
00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,608
Whoar! It's a rocket, is the Roma.
875
00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:27,290
It's a rocket! But who cares?!
876
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,290
Wow. This thing is rapid!
877
00:52:33,530 --> 00:52:35,688
ENGINE APPROACHES MAXIMUM REVS
Listen to the noise!
878
00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:37,530
Look at the majesty of it!
879
00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:43,808
Ooooh! Off we go!
880
00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:46,168
THEY LAUGH
881
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,690
It's understeer central!
882
00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:52,050
CHRIS LAUGHS
883
00:52:55,010 --> 00:52:56,728
Here we go.
884
00:52:56,730 --> 00:52:59,370
That'll do us. Left him for dust.
885
00:53:02,650 --> 00:53:04,408
This is how you lose a drag race.
886
00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:07,288
TYRES SCREECH
887
00:53:07,290 --> 00:53:08,448
He's skidding about.
888
00:53:08,450 --> 00:53:09,730
Let's see what he says.
889
00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:13,770
Welcome.
890
00:53:15,410 --> 00:53:19,168
I don't know what you've proved
there other than that I look better.
891
00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:21,928
Well, I've proved that this car
is far superior to that.
892
00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:24,208
It's just left you for dead.
893
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:25,848
Superior means what?
894
00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,130
Faster.
895
00:53:30,130 --> 00:53:33,768
Clearly what McGuinness needed
was to see what the Alfa was
896
00:53:33,770 --> 00:53:36,010
really made of first-hand.
897
00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:38,328
This is cosy, isn't it, Pad?
898
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:39,808
Oh, God.
899
00:53:39,810 --> 00:53:42,088
How do I put Radio 2 on?
900
00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:43,368
It doesn't have a radio.
901
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:44,808
Doesn't have a radio?!
902
00:53:44,810 --> 00:53:46,650
ENGINE REVS
903
00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:50,290
That's aggressive, Chris.
904
00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:53,688
Now, Patrick,
this is what it's all about.
905
00:53:53,690 --> 00:53:54,728
Now...
906
00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:56,448
MUSIC: Black Betty
by Ram Jam
907
00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,728
Oh, dear me.
908
00:53:57,730 --> 00:53:59,170
Come on!
909
00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:03,128
It's the best car
you can buy for the money.
910
00:54:03,130 --> 00:54:05,848
I mean, it's 325 grand!
911
00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:08,328
We can't even have a conversation!
912
00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:11,210
Since the passenger seat
wasn't quite doing the trick...
913
00:54:13,890 --> 00:54:15,648
I'm feeling nauseous!
914
00:54:15,650 --> 00:54:18,248
..in one last bid
to make him see sense...
915
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,328
Oh!
916
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:22,690
..I came up with
a little test of my own.
917
00:54:23,690 --> 00:54:28,008
OK, I bet you that if you manage
to not crack a smile
918
00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:30,608
driving this gorgeous machine...
Yeah.
919
00:54:30,610 --> 00:54:32,768
..I'll present the rest
of the show in my underpants.
920
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,168
Wow.
921
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:37,728
And, of course,
if you do crack a smile... Yeah.
922
00:54:37,730 --> 00:54:40,088
..then you present the show
in your underpants.
923
00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:41,288
Oh.
924
00:54:41,290 --> 00:54:44,168
Do you know what, can I firstly
just say I can't believe
925
00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:46,008
we're using the word underpants.
926
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:47,848
That shows our age.
927
00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:49,408
But all right.
928
00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:50,810
TYRES SCREECH
929
00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:55,328
Right, because I know that you're
going to question any decision
930
00:54:55,330 --> 00:54:57,808
I make about the smile,
or what constitutes a smile...
931
00:54:57,810 --> 00:55:00,648
Well, I've got to say... I've got
with me a smileometer. What?
932
00:55:00,650 --> 00:55:01,808
A smileometer.
933
00:55:01,810 --> 00:55:04,568
Can you actually smile, by the way?
No, I don't do much smiling.
934
00:55:04,570 --> 00:55:06,568
I've never seen you smile,
funnily enough.
935
00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:09,330
Just drive it... Are we going?
..and soak it up. It's gorgeous.
936
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,050
Here we go.
937
00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:14,488
MUSIC: Good Lovin'
by The Rascals
938
00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:16,248
# One, two, three
Good love... #
939
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:17,288
ENGINE ROARS
940
00:55:17,290 --> 00:55:19,528
Listen to that noise.
Listen to that noise!
941
00:55:19,530 --> 00:55:22,288
I've got to say, it's a different
experience when you're sat here.
942
00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:23,488
# Good love... #
943
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:26,050
And you're engaged with it
and you're controlling it.
944
00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:29,288
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
945
00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:30,928
Whoa! Watch them.
946
00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:33,328
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... #
947
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,088
Love it, Paddy!
948
00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:36,648
Love it!
949
00:55:36,650 --> 00:55:39,448
Now you feel so much better
than driving that Ferrari.
950
00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:41,850
Listen, I'll agree with you,
I feel alive.
951
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:47,488
Yeah!
952
00:55:47,490 --> 00:55:49,168
# Good love... #
953
00:55:49,170 --> 00:55:50,648
And he's sliding it.
954
00:55:50,650 --> 00:55:52,648
Paddy is sliding it!
955
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,488
CHRIS LAUGHS
956
00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:57,208
I'm not smiling,
I'm just a bit bemused.
957
00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:58,288
Yes, he is!
958
00:55:58,290 --> 00:55:59,728
It surprised me.
959
00:55:59,730 --> 00:56:02,328
You are smiling!
That's what I'm saying.
960
00:56:02,330 --> 00:56:04,328
You are smiling and you...
Oh, and he's off.
961
00:56:04,330 --> 00:56:06,048
No, I'm not! No, I'm not!
962
00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:07,168
Whoa!
963
00:56:07,170 --> 00:56:09,248
THEY LAUGH
964
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,408
That wasn't a smile.
965
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:11,770
CHRIS LAUGHS
966
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,928
We've had, I think,
five or six big smiles.
967
00:56:17,930 --> 00:56:20,608
Where have I...?
We've had a howl with laughter.
968
00:56:20,610 --> 00:56:22,288
You're in your pants, son.
969
00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:24,608
What are you on about?
The Alfa Romeo has rendered you...
970
00:56:24,610 --> 00:56:27,368
There's been no howling laughter.
You were howling with laughter.
971
00:56:27,370 --> 00:56:29,690
I've told you,
there's different gauges of smiling!
972
00:56:31,730 --> 00:56:35,130
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
973
00:56:40,210 --> 00:56:41,568
Fair play.
974
00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:43,608
You are a man of your word.
975
00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:45,848
Can we just please
get on with it very quickly?
976
00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:48,008
No, no, no,
there's no need to rush here.
977
00:56:48,010 --> 00:56:50,248
There's a lady up there
shut her curtains.
978
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:52,608
But on the plus side
that fella's opened his.
979
00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:54,328
Hello, mate!
LAUGHTER
980
00:56:54,330 --> 00:56:55,888
Ho-ho! Enjoy!
981
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:59,088
Now, look here,
which of these two would you have?
982
00:56:59,090 --> 00:57:01,648
Well, I'll never say this to you
again, Chris, but I want to know
983
00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:03,408
more about that car from you.
984
00:57:03,410 --> 00:57:04,568
Firstly... Yeah?
985
00:57:04,570 --> 00:57:06,568
..what's the power-to-weight ratio?
986
00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:09,048
Well, it's called the 290.
It's just under 300 horsepower.
987
00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:12,048
Come on, boys. I'm cold.
Hang on, Pad. I'm cold...
988
00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:13,328
Is it true it's got...?
989
00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:15,608
..and things are shrinking.
LAUGHTER
990
00:57:15,610 --> 00:57:18,328
Please.
Is it true it's got 300mm brakes?
991
00:57:18,330 --> 00:57:21,408
It has. Has it got...? It has. When
are you interested in that ever?
992
00:57:21,410 --> 00:57:22,848
I'm just trying to educate myself.
993
00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:24,608
This is a car show.
This is a car show.
994
00:57:24,610 --> 00:57:26,768
Get on to that against that!
Come on!
995
00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:27,808
LAUGHTER
996
00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:30,248
So which one would you have?
Come on, give us an answer, Fred.
997
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,088
Pick that. Let's get on with it.
998
00:57:32,090 --> 00:57:33,968
You know I love Ferrari.
999
00:57:33,970 --> 00:57:35,008
Yeah.
1000
00:57:35,010 --> 00:57:37,568
But there'll be a new one
along in 18 months' time.
1001
00:57:37,570 --> 00:57:38,848
A valid point, Andrew.
1002
00:57:38,850 --> 00:57:41,488
And I am a sucker for a classic.
1003
00:57:41,490 --> 00:57:42,528
Chris. Yeah?
1004
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,568
I'm going with the Alfa.
Thank you! What a result.
1005
00:57:44,570 --> 00:57:46,168
I'm going with the Alfa.
What a result.
1006
00:57:46,170 --> 00:57:47,648
Thank you. Thank you.
1007
00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:49,328
APPLAUSE
1008
00:57:49,330 --> 00:57:50,888
Good, that's that settled.
1009
00:57:50,890 --> 00:57:53,648
We're back next week with a big
off-road expedition across
1010
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:57,168
the Highlands of Scotland,
and I'll have my trousers back on.
1011
00:57:57,170 --> 00:57:58,848
Sorry about that, mate.
1012
00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:01,210
See you then, good night!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE