1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Subtitle by Aldi Arman 2 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,267 Everybody! 3 00:01:27,268 --> 00:01:28,433 It's here! 4 00:01:28,434 --> 00:01:30,666 It's here... 5 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:31,500 Hey, what's here? 6 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:32,667 It's here 7 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:34,100 Hey, what? 8 00:01:34,101 --> 00:01:35,534 Hurry up What's here? 9 00:01:35,535 --> 00:01:37,400 It's here... 10 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,667 It's here ... Come on... 11 00:01:39,668 --> 00:01:41,401 Hurry up, come on... 12 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,268 Mum, I want to go 13 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,268 Go on, be careful 14 00:01:45,269 --> 00:01:48,267 It's here... 15 00:01:48,403 --> 00:01:51,135 To the left 16 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:54,036 Right a little 17 00:01:54,037 --> 00:01:57,034 West, face west 18 00:01:57,637 --> 00:02:00,635 Do you know which way is west? 19 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:05,335 I said west 20 00:02:05,805 --> 00:02:08,737 Just face east 21 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:11,736 East, east 22 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,339 Flint... 23 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,337 Flint, the paper's here, read it for us! 24 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,637 Garlic & Onion, just wait a moment 25 00:02:29,807 --> 00:02:31,740 Wow 26 00:02:31,741 --> 00:02:34,738 Leftovers 27 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:38,674 You two must be stupid 28 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:41,672 It takes a month to get here from the Capital 29 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:44,341 It becomes old news 30 00:02:44,342 --> 00:02:47,340 What's interesting about it? 31 00:02:48,176 --> 00:02:51,173 Come on, let me see what's interesting 32 00:03:05,577 --> 00:03:08,575 There's a new literature scholar 33 00:03:09,712 --> 00:03:12,709 He's from the Capital 34 00:03:13,112 --> 00:03:16,109 Take a look, here's how he looks like, just like this 35 00:03:16,645 --> 00:03:17,811 Looking like this? 36 00:03:17,812 --> 00:03:20,678 Doesn't look smart at all 37 00:03:20,679 --> 00:03:23,676 The chilies this year are much spicier than last year 38 00:03:24,713 --> 00:03:27,711 A few people even died from eating them 39 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,746 The government has new guidelines... 40 00:03:36,747 --> 00:03:38,547 One 41 00:03:38,548 --> 00:03:41,545 A prosecutor can only hit the drums lightly 3 times 42 00:03:43,615 --> 00:03:46,613 to avoid disturbance to the current case 43 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:50,512 Punishable by caning 30 times 44 00:03:51,449 --> 00:03:52,514 Two 45 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:55,513 Drunk driving carriage will be fined 2 dollars 46 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:59,347 Serve 6 months suspension and confiscation of horse 47 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:07,114 Three... 48 00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:16,150 Flipping heck, do the words have to be so small? 49 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:17,584 Garlic... 50 00:04:17,585 --> 00:04:20,582 Take this further away 51 00:04:25,186 --> 00:04:28,183 Still further 52 00:04:31,786 --> 00:04:34,783 More 53 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:39,152 I'm really getting old 54 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:42,151 Even further 55 00:04:45,321 --> 00:04:48,187 The government is into the red, 56 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,288 all workers will... 57 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:53,286 reduce their wages accordingly through the hard times 58 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:56,822 You can see that far away? 59 00:04:56,823 --> 00:04:59,820 Excellent eyesight Amazing! 60 00:05:00,056 --> 00:05:03,053 What's good eyesight for in this tiny village 61 00:05:04,223 --> 00:05:05,289 Don't be so pessimistic 62 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:07,756 Your talent won't go wasted 63 00:05:07,757 --> 00:05:10,754 But what should we do about the cutback? 64 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:26,491 Oh, it's gone 65 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,458 The rope snapped, this is fate 66 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:30,292 The newspaper is gone 67 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,125 I can't quite remember what it says 68 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:34,559 Why don't we forget about it 69 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,225 and see what it says on next month's paper, alright? 70 00:05:37,226 --> 00:05:38,459 Hey, dinner time, dinner time 71 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,458 Let's go, let's go... 72 00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:54,692 That's west 73 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:03,393 Right from the oven, fresh and soft 74 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,460 These are for you two Thank you 75 00:06:08,097 --> 00:06:09,729 Here it is 76 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:12,728 I've added some rose extracts to these buns 77 00:06:13,063 --> 00:06:15,696 I've saved these for you girls 78 00:06:15,697 --> 00:06:17,796 Will we get fat eating these? 79 00:06:17,797 --> 00:06:19,763 Of course not 80 00:06:19,764 --> 00:06:21,397 Then why am I eating them! 81 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:24,395 Yeah, I've lost my appetite and weight lately 82 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:29,129 My husband complains I don't look good skinny 83 00:06:29,566 --> 00:06:32,331 Lost weight from where? 84 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:33,298 Hey, Rouge 85 00:06:33,299 --> 00:06:34,765 You are really losing face for your husband 86 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:36,765 Look at how thin you are 87 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:39,266 People will think he's starving you 88 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:42,264 Exactly! If there is nothing on your body 89 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:45,166 Men can't get up by themselves 90 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,366 Just look at you 91 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:49,333 You are just bag of bones 92 00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:51,066 Flat as a plain 93 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:52,567 Your husband would have more fun 94 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:55,565 hugging Onion and Garlic back in the village hall 95 00:06:56,235 --> 00:06:57,368 Nevermind 96 00:06:57,369 --> 00:07:00,366 Just get us the fattest bun to boost our weight 97 00:07:01,602 --> 00:07:02,768 With sausages 98 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,135 Yeah... No problem 99 00:07:04,136 --> 00:07:05,368 Wow... Darling 100 00:07:05,369 --> 00:07:08,367 You girls should be careful of heart attack 101 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,802 What do you know! 102 00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:13,302 Off work so early? 103 00:07:13,303 --> 00:07:15,435 There's nothing to do 104 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,203 That's right 105 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,770 I'll let you catch up with these beauties 106 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:22,768 I'm going to watch some chess Okay 107 00:07:24,205 --> 00:07:26,271 Hey, Rouge 108 00:07:26,272 --> 00:07:29,269 Being the head of guards doesn't earn that much 109 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:32,204 And Flint doesn't even help out at the shop 110 00:07:32,205 --> 00:07:35,171 Just hang around all day and being lazy 111 00:07:35,172 --> 00:07:37,704 I don't know what you love about him? 112 00:07:37,705 --> 00:07:40,105 No... not this move 113 00:07:40,106 --> 00:07:42,205 Move the bishop, then the knight 114 00:07:42,206 --> 00:07:45,204 Move your rook out, then checkmate... 115 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,139 Hey, you play this game 116 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:48,106 You sit down 117 00:07:48,107 --> 00:07:51,104 No, no, sorry, you carry on 118 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:54,107 En passe 119 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:57,105 No... you should move this! 120 00:07:57,308 --> 00:07:58,374 Gosh, you are stupid 121 00:07:58,375 --> 00:07:59,374 Alright, come on... 122 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:02,372 No... I shouldn't, you just carry on 123 00:08:02,408 --> 00:08:05,406 The thing is, he's too thin 124 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:08,308 and not in a good way either 125 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:10,308 Look at Jim, he's thin too 126 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:13,307 but looks so much better 127 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,743 Never you mind 128 00:08:21,744 --> 00:08:24,741 Idiot 129 00:08:25,111 --> 00:08:28,108 That's the way I like him 130 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:43,609 Gosh, I can't pull the needle through such a big hole 131 00:08:47,179 --> 00:08:48,679 What're you doing? 132 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,412 I'm free, so I'm doing some sewing 133 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:52,679 Free? 134 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,678 Why don't you shave off your beard, you messy 135 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,446 In a couple of days, a couple of days 136 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:04,445 A couple of days? You haven't shaved in 2 years 137 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:13,446 You don't have to work so hard on the dough 138 00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:16,680 No one's here, why don't you use your superpower? 139 00:09:17,316 --> 00:09:19,116 Look, you are at it again 140 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,749 I've told you thousand times 141 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,483 We are normal people and they don't have superpowers 142 00:09:23,484 --> 00:09:25,249 You have to remember 143 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:28,247 I know 144 00:09:42,219 --> 00:09:45,216 Wow, how does a normal person have such strength? 145 00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:50,083 Roaches, I hate roaches 146 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,586 Smells good 147 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,219 What is it? 148 00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,218 Who wouldn't know you've got superpower 149 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,618 if you take the hot steam basket out bare handed 150 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,854 Use a cloth 151 00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:09,852 Be careful, you know 152 00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,687 You, be careful, you know 153 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,722 Come... My back is killing me 154 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:31,689 Darling, why don't you soak your feet first 155 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:34,688 Then I'll give you a soapy massage 156 00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:38,122 Oh... yeah, right on 157 00:10:38,858 --> 00:10:40,324 Darling 158 00:10:40,325 --> 00:10:43,322 How tired are you in a grade out of five? 159 00:10:44,392 --> 00:10:47,225 4 and a half, plus little extra 160 00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:50,223 Understand 161 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,725 What the hell? 162 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:58,592 Darling 163 00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:01,591 Are you happy here after all these years? 164 00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:05,491 Do you like it here? 165 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,227 So why don't we settle down and buy a house 166 00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,794 Decorate it however we like? 167 00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:14,494 Really? 168 00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:17,094 You mean after all these years 169 00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:18,861 We can finally have our own home? 170 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,859 Are you alright? 171 00:11:22,262 --> 00:11:24,261 That felt good 172 00:11:24,262 --> 00:11:26,129 That scared me 173 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,095 After all these years of work 174 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:31,093 I've saved up a little money 175 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:34,627 I think we can buy a small house 176 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,461 Hey, what are you doing? 177 00:11:40,631 --> 00:11:43,628 Add that to mine, I think we can buy a bigger house 178 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:47,762 Darling, where does the money in that come from? 179 00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,598 I save up from jobs 180 00:11:50,599 --> 00:11:52,431 Would that be your own private stash? 181 00:11:52,432 --> 00:11:55,265 I was forced to accept the money from people I helped 182 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:58,132 I see... So are there anymore piggies? 183 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,165 No... Are you sure? 184 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,832 Of course not Don't lie to me 185 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:04,830 Why would I lie to my husband? 186 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:08,164 A house that will change your view on the world 187 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:09,866 Mr and Mrs Flint 188 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,466 It's bright, cosy in the winter, breezy in the summer 189 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,767 Spacious master bedroom, plus huge balcony 190 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,500 The ideal place to live 191 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:19,499 What do you think? 192 00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:22,200 Just so-so 193 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,567 Worse than so-so 194 00:12:24,568 --> 00:12:27,566 Hey, why don't we look over there Alright 195 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,201 Honey... It's awesome... 196 00:12:30,202 --> 00:12:33,200 I really like this place, it's good It's great! 197 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,334 We'll haggle for a better price, right? 198 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,567 We'll have to act our lives out, alright? Right 199 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,369 What do you think? 200 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:45,368 It's only 30 dollars! 201 00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:48,502 This is the only one? 202 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:52,302 Yeah, a sea view is all you got 203 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,536 There's nothing here, what's good about this place? 204 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,603 It's low density, very private 205 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,538 This is the only house in the area 206 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:04,536 And no one will find us if we die 207 00:13:05,373 --> 00:13:08,370 This place has got excellent feng shui 208 00:13:08,807 --> 00:13:11,339 But my shifu said water is not good for me 209 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,673 With this view, it'll drown me! 210 00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,440 Exactly 211 00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:18,438 But this house is built with best materials 212 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,172 Really? Yes 213 00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:29,207 Look 214 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,206 Gosh, this is just chalk 215 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:49,510 Exactly. How can anyone live here? 216 00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:52,377 20 is all we'll pay, and that's it 217 00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:55,375 Darling, let's go 218 00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:00,844 Why isn't he stopping us from leaving? 219 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:03,145 Maybe you lowered the price too much? 220 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,545 It must be your acting! 221 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:05,878 Please wait 222 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,345 What now? 223 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,178 Too much 224 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:10,246 What is it? 225 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:12,379 20 it is 226 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,377 We've saved 1 0 227 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,546 The chimney you just broke 228 00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:20,544 needs at least another 20 to fix, it's costing us more 229 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:26,745 I never knew we have so many things 230 00:14:27,114 --> 00:14:30,112 You've never read these books, let's throw them out 231 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:33,346 Why don't you throw me out? 232 00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:36,815 Since when have I got such a bright top? 233 00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:39,813 It was a birthday gift from me, you don't remember? 234 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:43,213 Of course... You've never worn it 235 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,847 The colour is too bright for my subtlety 236 00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:50,549 You, subtle? 237 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:53,548 I'm subtle 238 00:15:47,556 --> 00:15:49,289 Darling 239 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:52,287 It's been ten years since we've retired 240 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:05,522 1 0 Year Ago - The Pest Four Robbery 241 00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:20,590 Put all the money in 242 00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:29,891 There are too many hostages 243 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,358 The Pest Four will kill without warning, we should wait 244 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,825 Get Gazer Warrior 245 00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:04,463 This is strange 246 00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:06,630 How come it's so calm? 247 00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,230 Are the guards all gone? 248 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,731 Hey, bro, take a look 249 00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:11,497 Isn't that the lantern... 250 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,431 ... that calls for Gazer Warrior? 251 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,531 Since when are we afraid of anyone? 252 00:17:15,532 --> 00:17:18,530 Hey, wait a second 253 00:17:19,566 --> 00:17:21,198 This hostage isn't right for you 254 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:24,197 What about me? Go find someone else 255 00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,734 Bro, is she right for me? 256 00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:47,733 Who cares 257 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:02,734 Evil Ant 258 00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:13,302 Poisonous Snake 259 00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:29,804 Aren't you tired? 260 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:46,372 Devil Scorpion 261 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,810 Why are you laughing? 262 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,576 Why have you chosen to practice this style of kung fu? 263 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:11,574 What's wrong with this? 264 00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:16,342 The problem is... 265 00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:20,775 You look like a cockroach 266 00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:31,776 Deadly Toad 267 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:52,446 Deadly Gazer 268 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:11,780 Gazer Warrior! Gazer Warrior! Gazer Warrior! 269 00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:18,715 Geezer Warrior, this windmill is for you 270 00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,617 It's not Geezer Warrior 271 00:20:23,618 --> 00:20:24,918 It's Gazer Warrior 272 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,916 I see, Gazer Warrior 273 00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:41,617 Gazer Warrior Captures the Pest Four 274 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:45,553 Please, don't scare my child, I beg you... 275 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,753 What are you screaming about? 276 00:20:46,754 --> 00:20:48,820 A drunk man has... 277 00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:51,819 ... to beat his child and kick his wife 278 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,652 He needs a lesson Please don't hit him 279 00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:59,619 Get out of my way Please stop, I beg you 280 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:03,152 Get lost Don't hit him 281 00:21:06,256 --> 00:21:09,253 Smells nice 282 00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:17,223 Gazer Warrior? 283 00:21:17,224 --> 00:21:20,221 Does Gazer Warrior have such a curve? 284 00:21:26,192 --> 00:21:28,291 It's a woman 285 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,658 Poke! 286 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:30,924 Kick! 287 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:33,923 Punch! 288 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:36,858 Are both of you alright? 289 00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:37,825 Yes 290 00:21:37,826 --> 00:21:40,192 Thanks for saving our life, you're a heroine 291 00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:43,190 I'm Aroma Woman, serve and protect our sisterhood 292 00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:46,424 Aroma Woman? Right 293 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:48,660 Your mask is so pretty 294 00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:51,460 Sorry, mask cannot be touched by anyone 295 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:52,393 Where did you buy it? 296 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,293 It's custom-made 297 00:21:53,294 --> 00:21:53,793 Is it expensive? 298 00:21:53,794 --> 00:21:56,791 Discounts through connections... 299 00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:12,193 He's fine, he's just got hit by my Aroma Palm 300 00:22:12,563 --> 00:22:15,560 Wow, sexy ladies 301 00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:54,831 What's happening? 302 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,600 Aroma Woman Saves Woman from Abusive Husband 303 00:22:59,601 --> 00:23:02,598 Aroma Woman! Aroma Woman! Aroma Woman... 304 00:23:03,369 --> 00:23:05,267 Gazer Warrior is the best! 305 00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:07,501 You are not the best, we are 306 00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:08,434 Gazer Warrior is the best in the Universe! 307 00:23:08,435 --> 00:23:11,432 Faceoff between Aroma Woman and Gazer Warrior 308 00:23:14,303 --> 00:23:17,300 Aroma Woman! Gazer Warrior! 309 00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:33,903 They're making a move... 310 00:23:33,904 --> 00:23:36,902 Oh, a mosquito 311 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:40,836 You must attract them a lot, smelling so nice 312 00:23:41,239 --> 00:23:44,236 Yeah, my scent does attract them a lot 313 00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:47,438 It's so noisy 314 00:23:47,439 --> 00:23:49,271 Do you hate noise? 315 00:23:49,272 --> 00:23:52,270 Why don't we go somewhere else? 316 00:24:00,241 --> 00:24:01,374 Where to? 317 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,873 It doesn't matter, as long as you are there 318 00:24:03,874 --> 00:24:06,774 Hey? Your voice? 319 00:24:06,775 --> 00:24:09,772 It hurts my throat using that voice all the time 320 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:13,272 I hope you don't mind when it's just the two of us 321 00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:19,473 Are we switching places? 322 00:24:42,245 --> 00:24:45,177 You are as fast as I am 323 00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:48,176 I haven't introduced myself yet, I'm Flint 324 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:59,378 What about you? 325 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:15,579 My name is Rouge 326 00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:25,315 Why are you laughing? 327 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:28,314 Awesome 328 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,449 Really? 329 00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:32,683 Of course 330 00:25:32,684 --> 00:25:35,681 Idiot 331 00:25:59,853 --> 00:26:02,851 You are winning too much, I'll go bust 332 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,518 Can I play? 333 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:11,424 Yeah, awesome! 334 00:28:32,602 --> 00:28:34,502 Over there 335 00:28:34,503 --> 00:28:36,635 That's Chan from the fruit stall 336 00:28:36,636 --> 00:28:39,268 He wants me to save his cat from trees 337 00:28:39,269 --> 00:28:40,635 Oh, that one 338 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,668 She sells honey 339 00:28:41,669 --> 00:28:44,667 She has a lot of secret to tell... 340 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:47,302 I've been seeing her too 341 00:28:47,303 --> 00:28:49,302 She just need someone who listens 342 00:28:49,303 --> 00:28:51,970 Oh... 343 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:54,870 Gosh, I'm tired 344 00:28:54,871 --> 00:28:57,869 I just want a simple home 345 00:29:01,738 --> 00:29:04,736 Me too 346 00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:07,803 Why don't we... 347 00:29:25,408 --> 00:29:27,573 Once we take off our mask 348 00:29:27,574 --> 00:29:29,507 we are like everybody 349 00:29:29,508 --> 00:29:31,274 living the lives of ordinary people 350 00:29:31,275 --> 00:29:34,272 Whatever happens, we'll stay together 351 00:29:34,342 --> 00:29:36,741 Forever and ever, through all difficulties 352 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:38,275 Do you agree? 353 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,273 I do 354 00:29:44,777 --> 00:29:46,308 What's so funny? 355 00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:48,343 I've got this mask tan line 356 00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:50,909 because people keep calling me for help at noon 357 00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:53,908 Be serious, we're getting married 358 00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:01,344 It looks more obvious on my dark skin 359 00:30:01,345 --> 00:30:02,577 It's okay 360 00:30:02,578 --> 00:30:04,611 I've done some research 361 00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:07,609 Honey and dough can whiten the skin 362 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:11,543 My face depends on you now, my darling wife 363 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,944 What did you say? 364 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,943 My face depends on you now 365 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,277 my darling wife 366 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,479 Hubby 367 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,312 Why don't we go home and pack now 368 00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:27,311 and look for our home first thing in the morning 369 00:30:27,514 --> 00:30:30,447 The first thing we do after marriage is packing? 370 00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:33,445 Why don't we get a room and have some fun? 371 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:39,845 Awesome 372 00:30:45,816 --> 00:30:48,813 Where is it? We've been searching it for years 373 00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:56,216 It's not easy looking for an ideal home 374 00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:58,682 We must pay our dues 375 00:30:58,683 --> 00:31:00,517 When will we get there? 376 00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:03,515 We are superheroes, but I'm scared of height 377 00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:08,215 We'll see it, once we reach the top 378 00:31:08,218 --> 00:31:11,215 Hurry up then, I want to reach there before it turns dark 379 00:31:12,619 --> 00:31:14,684 So many mosquitoes 380 00:31:14,685 --> 00:31:16,851 I'm dying to pee... 381 00:31:16,852 --> 00:31:19,850 I told you to go before climbing but you had to hold it! 382 00:31:19,952 --> 00:31:22,752 I can't hold it in anymore! 383 00:31:22,753 --> 00:31:25,750 I'm right beneath you, don't do anything stupid 384 00:31:32,421 --> 00:31:34,287 We are here How nice! 385 00:31:34,288 --> 00:31:36,787 Here we are, that's Rainbow Village 386 00:31:36,788 --> 00:31:39,754 Let's stop looking, it looks good 387 00:31:39,755 --> 00:31:41,854 Alright, let's go 388 00:31:41,855 --> 00:31:44,852 Hey, it looks so far, how long do you think it'll take? 389 00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:48,588 With our super speed, maybe 2 to 3 days 390 00:31:48,589 --> 00:31:51,586 What? I'm not walking, you piggyback me 391 00:31:53,589 --> 00:31:55,556 I'll take a nap 392 00:31:55,557 --> 00:31:58,222 Your life's so difficult 393 00:31:58,223 --> 00:32:01,220 Your reward 394 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:46,592 So hungry... Chicken thigh... 395 00:32:50,862 --> 00:32:52,628 Once we take off our mask 396 00:32:52,629 --> 00:32:54,228 we are like everybody 397 00:32:54,229 --> 00:32:57,226 living the lives of ordinary people 398 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:24,636 Deadly Gazer! 399 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:48,338 Stop messing around, I need to get to work 400 00:34:51,775 --> 00:34:54,772 We just bought a big house 401 00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:57,906 Don't you think it can fit more people? 402 00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:03,973 You want a housemaid? 403 00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:09,641 I want a child 404 00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:18,607 It's alright, maybe you're tired 405 00:35:19,011 --> 00:35:22,008 Tired? I just got up 406 00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:27,342 It's alright, maybe you're just nervous? 407 00:35:28,612 --> 00:35:31,609 We've been married for years, why would I be nervous? 408 00:35:35,446 --> 00:35:38,444 Take a shave then, maybe it's draining your power 409 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,679 Why are you against my beard all the time? 410 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,677 Why don't you get a shave? 411 00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:49,545 Darling, maybe you should see a doctor 412 00:35:51,881 --> 00:35:54,878 I'm fine 413 00:35:56,848 --> 00:35:58,548 Kidney dysfunction 414 00:35:58,549 --> 00:35:59,748 Quite serious 415 00:35:59,749 --> 00:36:01,014 Very serious 416 00:36:01,015 --> 00:36:04,013 Hey, don't be so loud, patient confidentiality 417 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:07,246 Get lost! Why are you standing here? 418 00:36:09,283 --> 00:36:11,582 How does it sound when you take a piss? 419 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:14,549 Oh... normal, very normal, more than normal 420 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,416 Give me more details 421 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:19,414 It's sounds like... 422 00:36:20,384 --> 00:36:21,683 That's not right! 423 00:36:21,684 --> 00:36:24,681 It's... 424 00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:30,684 That's it 425 00:36:30,685 --> 00:36:32,384 Definitely kidney dysfunction 426 00:36:32,385 --> 00:36:34,418 Keep quiet! 427 00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:36,984 Hey, there's nothing to see! 428 00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:39,418 I'll give you some prescription medicine 429 00:36:39,419 --> 00:36:42,385 Doctor, we want a child 430 00:36:42,386 --> 00:36:45,384 Aren't you a bit old for a child? 431 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,920 No one hears you 432 00:36:48,921 --> 00:36:51,918 Let me take your pulse 433 00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:54,786 Do you two want boy or girl? 434 00:36:54,787 --> 00:36:57,554 Boy Girl 435 00:36:57,555 --> 00:37:00,552 If you want a girl, you have to do this... 436 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:10,352 At this rate, will it snap? 437 00:37:10,856 --> 00:37:13,853 If you want a boy, then do this... 438 00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:23,989 Never tried it 439 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:25,690 Then you must! 440 00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:27,989 Alright 441 00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:30,523 But... 442 00:37:30,524 --> 00:37:31,890 Mrs. Flint... 443 00:37:31,891 --> 00:37:32,990 What is it? 444 00:37:32,991 --> 00:37:35,988 You've got a healthy body, but your pulse is weird 445 00:37:36,826 --> 00:37:37,825 For example 446 00:37:37,826 --> 00:37:40,823 while other's pulse beats 5 times 447 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,492 yours just beats once 448 00:37:43,493 --> 00:37:46,490 This shows your metabolism is slowing down 449 00:37:46,626 --> 00:37:49,358 Even if your husband's kidney is fixed 450 00:37:49,359 --> 00:37:51,792 the chance of a child is still very small 451 00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,926 So it's your fault 452 00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,925 It just mean your lives are getting routine and plain 453 00:37:57,694 --> 00:38:00,691 You two need to find something new and exciting 454 00:38:00,794 --> 00:38:03,791 so your pulse beats like this... 455 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:07,294 Then it'll work 456 00:38:07,295 --> 00:38:08,461 What does that mean? 457 00:38:08,462 --> 00:38:11,460 Use your own method! 458 00:38:12,862 --> 00:38:15,428 Doctor, you know... 459 00:38:15,429 --> 00:38:17,495 About my kidney problem 460 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:18,728 can you not tell anyone? 461 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:20,262 What are you implying? 462 00:38:20,263 --> 00:38:21,929 I'm professional 463 00:38:21,930 --> 00:38:24,927 I don't go round telling people, you've got a problem! 464 00:38:25,263 --> 00:38:27,696 Alright... enough... thank you... 465 00:38:27,697 --> 00:38:29,830 Only I know you have a problem 466 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:30,896 I know, I know 467 00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:33,263 You know you have a problem... Thank you 468 00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:36,261 No one else will know 469 00:38:37,498 --> 00:38:40,495 Where the hell is the code of patient confidentiality? 470 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:44,298 Flint, drink up the hot medicine 471 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,698 This medicine is very effective for kidney 472 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:49,696 How do you know? 473 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,497 You've got the same thing 474 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,497 Garlic, as we are in the same situation 475 00:38:57,967 --> 00:38:59,966 how can we find more passion 476 00:38:59,967 --> 00:39:02,833 find and create some excitement in our lives? 477 00:39:02,834 --> 00:39:05,700 Just don't think about it 478 00:39:05,701 --> 00:39:07,300 The best we can hope for 479 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:10,299 is that nothing ever happens in our lives 480 00:39:10,668 --> 00:39:13,034 Every decade stays the same 481 00:39:13,035 --> 00:39:16,033 This is called... stability! 482 00:39:16,535 --> 00:39:19,532 Only a few people understand true stability 483 00:39:20,269 --> 00:39:23,266 Stability is an attitude 484 00:39:26,937 --> 00:39:29,303 Flint, Flint 485 00:39:29,304 --> 00:39:31,503 There's a massive... 486 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:32,803 Massive what... 487 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,536 Massive group... 488 00:39:34,537 --> 00:39:36,670 It's exciting! 489 00:39:36,671 --> 00:39:38,636 Exciting? 490 00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:41,635 Awesome 491 00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:15,338 Awesome 492 00:40:15,408 --> 00:40:18,406 May I ask why you have come to our village? 493 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,341 Who's in charge here? 494 00:40:20,342 --> 00:40:23,308 I am Flint, the head of guards of this village 495 00:40:23,309 --> 00:40:25,441 I'm special agent Hall 496 00:40:25,442 --> 00:40:28,440 I'm here to assist Bai Xiao Clan 497 00:40:28,477 --> 00:40:29,742 I've heard of Bai Xiao Clan 498 00:40:29,743 --> 00:40:32,740 It sells tea! 499 00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,742 Bai Xiao Clan has existed over a century 500 00:40:35,743 --> 00:40:38,740 Their job is to sort out the different sects of martial arts 501 00:40:40,845 --> 00:40:43,842 Their new Grandmaster Blanc has suggested 502 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:47,675 to rearrange the ranking of all disciplines and sects 503 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:50,744 What's with the small writings... 504 00:40:50,745 --> 00:40:53,742 So ten days from now, they'll hold a ranking event here 505 00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:57,512 There's something I don't understand 506 00:40:57,513 --> 00:41:00,510 Our village is so faraway with nearly no facilities 507 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,545 How did the government decide to give us... 508 00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:06,544 such a wonderful event? 509 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:09,446 This is a faraway neutral place 510 00:41:09,447 --> 00:41:12,444 It will help to reduce the friction between different sects 511 00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:16,612 Plus, we have arranged 512 00:41:17,948 --> 00:41:19,647 for everything to be done 513 00:41:19,648 --> 00:41:22,645 All you need to do is the arrangement for hospitality 514 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,946 This is going to be busy as hell! 515 00:41:26,982 --> 00:41:28,882 That's not true 516 00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:31,880 It is our time the repay our country 517 00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:34,615 Now that it needs us 518 00:41:34,616 --> 00:41:37,614 We should cooperate 519 00:41:39,617 --> 00:41:41,983 Everybody 520 00:41:41,984 --> 00:41:44,484 The country has chosen our village 521 00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:46,617 to host this Ranking Event 522 00:41:46,618 --> 00:41:47,784 It is such an... 523 00:41:47,785 --> 00:41:49,317 Honour! 524 00:41:49,318 --> 00:41:52,316 There would be tens of thousands of tourists 525 00:41:53,585 --> 00:41:54,485 We'll be rich 526 00:41:54,486 --> 00:41:55,551 There won't be many people 527 00:41:55,552 --> 00:41:58,051 This is not an open competition 528 00:41:58,052 --> 00:41:59,985 It's by invitation only 529 00:41:59,986 --> 00:42:01,018 That's good 530 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:04,016 Looked crowded but not crowded, that's hard to find! 531 00:42:04,487 --> 00:42:06,319 Villagers are not allow to watch 532 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,352 That's even better 533 00:42:07,353 --> 00:42:09,886 A competition that no one watches 534 00:42:09,887 --> 00:42:12,884 How mysterious and exciting is that! 535 00:42:12,887 --> 00:42:14,353 It's... it's not that exciting... 536 00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:16,420 Oh, never mind... inspector! 537 00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:19,418 Let me find you a place to stay, please... 538 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:32,586 Both the fish and chicken taste good, delicious 539 00:42:32,789 --> 00:42:34,788 Something is wrong 540 00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:36,789 What's wrong? 541 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:39,787 Let me think for a moment 542 00:42:44,424 --> 00:42:47,421 We should leave! 543 00:42:48,757 --> 00:42:51,490 It's your fault, why didn't you tell them 544 00:42:51,491 --> 00:42:54,489 not to hold the event here! 545 00:42:54,592 --> 00:42:57,589 We don't look for trouble, but it is looking for us 546 00:42:58,758 --> 00:43:00,491 We should just leave 547 00:43:00,492 --> 00:43:03,490 Alright, let's pack Okay 548 00:43:07,659 --> 00:43:09,992 Hey, but we've just moved and decorated... 549 00:43:09,993 --> 00:43:12,990 Right, we've only just moved in, and if we disappear 550 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,593 it'll look suspicious 551 00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,826 You're right 552 00:43:17,827 --> 00:43:20,824 This event is just for ranking 553 00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,494 It won't be real fights, right? 554 00:43:25,495 --> 00:43:26,694 Right 555 00:43:26,695 --> 00:43:28,861 They'll leave after a couple of days 556 00:43:28,862 --> 00:43:31,859 We've retired for so long, no one will remember us 557 00:43:33,062 --> 00:43:35,928 That Blanc guy is newly appointed 558 00:43:35,929 --> 00:43:37,895 He won't care for us... 559 00:43:37,896 --> 00:43:40,828 Alright, we don't need to leave! 560 00:43:40,829 --> 00:43:41,928 Are you sure? 561 00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:43,662 Of course 562 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:46,660 We're just normal people, living ordinary lives 563 00:43:55,798 --> 00:43:57,630 Right? 564 00:43:57,631 --> 00:43:59,730 Right 565 00:43:59,731 --> 00:44:01,763 We should just act normal 566 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,798 Then everything will be fine 567 00:44:03,799 --> 00:44:06,796 You think too much 568 00:44:06,932 --> 00:44:08,332 Am I right? 569 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:09,598 Right 570 00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:10,632 You are so smart 571 00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:13,630 Nothing you've thought about can go wrong 572 00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:16,730 They just can't leave soon enough 573 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,897 Awesome 574 00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:28,501 But there will be a solar eclipse in 1 0 days 575 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,567 Why would such a big event 576 00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:31,933 happen on such a bad day? 577 00:44:31,934 --> 00:44:34,932 Don't be so superstitious! 578 00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:38,632 I don't care 579 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,068 I think we are so lucky 580 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:43,435 We've been getting along so well 581 00:44:43,436 --> 00:44:46,433 I have never had a fight with you 582 00:44:46,669 --> 00:44:49,667 But do you think we lack passion? 583 00:44:53,504 --> 00:44:56,436 Should we have a fight? 584 00:44:56,437 --> 00:44:58,337 Yeah, how should we start? 585 00:44:58,338 --> 00:44:59,936 You don't know? 586 00:44:59,937 --> 00:45:02,837 Are you stupid? 587 00:45:02,838 --> 00:45:05,604 You just keep going on and on, it's so annoying 588 00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:08,304 You want a fight, here it is! 589 00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,371 Can't you just let me eat my dinner peacefully? 590 00:45:10,372 --> 00:45:12,404 What's wrong with you? 591 00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:14,771 I always have to clean up your mess 592 00:45:14,772 --> 00:45:17,769 What now? What's with the long face? 593 00:45:17,806 --> 00:45:20,804 You're not going to cry, are you? 594 00:45:29,674 --> 00:45:31,473 Hey, darling 595 00:45:31,474 --> 00:45:34,471 Hey... I'm just trying it out on you 596 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,407 Don't cry 597 00:45:36,408 --> 00:45:39,405 We are just playing, right? 598 00:45:39,542 --> 00:45:40,774 I've really scared you 599 00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:43,772 Time out, we'll never try this again? 600 00:45:49,676 --> 00:45:52,673 I'm just acting 601 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:57,040 We're fighting... I have to play my part 602 00:45:57,711 --> 00:46:00,708 Your acting is good 603 00:46:01,044 --> 00:46:04,041 Do you think this life style is more exciting and fun? 604 00:46:06,645 --> 00:46:08,943 Well, It's beating faster 605 00:46:08,944 --> 00:46:10,077 But not yet fast enough... 606 00:46:10,078 --> 00:46:11,944 Come on, let's try it on 607 00:46:11,945 --> 00:46:12,744 What? Here? 608 00:46:12,745 --> 00:46:14,677 Yeah, come on, sit up! 609 00:46:14,678 --> 00:46:15,445 Really? 610 00:46:15,446 --> 00:46:16,512 Hey, no! 611 00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:19,510 It's always me who clean up the mess 612 00:46:21,013 --> 00:46:24,010 Go to our room... Come on... 613 00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:28,677 I want to try and have a boy tonight 614 00:46:29,046 --> 00:46:30,913 So what do I have to do? 615 00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:33,911 you just have to lay down, and I'll take care of the rest 616 00:46:34,447 --> 00:46:39,447 Subtitle by Aldi Arman 617 00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:42,580 I'm the original Crane Master 618 00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:43,547 I'm the Real Crane Master 619 00:46:43,548 --> 00:46:44,647 I'm the original! 620 00:46:44,648 --> 00:46:47,646 I'm the real one! 621 00:46:50,983 --> 00:46:53,980 Fight! 622 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,814 Make a move! 623 00:47:03,984 --> 00:47:06,884 Hey... can you two please stop this? 624 00:47:06,885 --> 00:47:09,882 Hey, who the hell are you, bastard! 625 00:47:20,619 --> 00:47:22,918 Ouch! 626 00:47:22,919 --> 00:47:25,352 You... 627 00:47:25,353 --> 00:47:27,051 My head hurts... 628 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,652 Ouch... I'm dying... 629 00:47:29,653 --> 00:47:31,652 Please, spare me my life 630 00:47:31,653 --> 00:47:33,086 What's the point of arguing here? 631 00:47:33,087 --> 00:47:36,084 You two are so good 632 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,085 Why don't you leave the fight on stage? 633 00:47:40,521 --> 00:47:43,519 Laughing at your husband's pain, you are so mean! 634 00:47:43,622 --> 00:47:46,521 Oh, right 635 00:47:46,522 --> 00:47:49,519 Darling! 636 00:47:50,655 --> 00:47:53,653 Darling! Are you alright? 637 00:47:54,322 --> 00:47:56,321 It's okay... 638 00:47:56,322 --> 00:47:59,320 I was so worried 639 00:47:59,956 --> 00:48:02,953 Your acting is quite over the top 640 00:48:03,690 --> 00:48:06,687 Me over the top? 641 00:48:09,790 --> 00:48:12,390 Nobody recognizes us 642 00:48:12,391 --> 00:48:13,757 Yes 643 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:16,755 Not only does nobody recognize us 644 00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:19,788 they keep calling me bastard 645 00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:23,623 Bastard, bastard 646 00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:26,789 I've also heard people calling you granny 647 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:30,758 Who called me granny? Who called me granny? 648 00:48:30,759 --> 00:48:33,757 Are you happy when people calls me granny? 649 00:48:34,393 --> 00:48:37,390 I've got to work 650 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,093 Who's calling me granny? 651 00:48:40,094 --> 00:48:43,091 Puffer fish balloons, large and curvy 652 00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:45,027 Pearly 653 00:48:45,028 --> 00:48:47,827 The balloon is so big, it's cute 654 00:48:47,828 --> 00:48:49,060 Hello 655 00:48:49,061 --> 00:48:50,693 You hold on to her 656 00:48:50,694 --> 00:48:52,894 The balloon might take her away 657 00:48:52,895 --> 00:48:55,893 Bye 658 00:48:58,762 --> 00:48:59,761 Flint 659 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,695 Panda masks 660 00:49:01,696 --> 00:49:04,693 5 cents only, it's very popular 661 00:49:04,863 --> 00:49:07,428 Hello 662 00:49:07,429 --> 00:49:09,396 Doesn't this look cute? 663 00:49:09,397 --> 00:49:12,394 This mask is much more fun, right? 664 00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:16,928 Tell your parents to buy one for you... 665 00:49:31,065 --> 00:49:34,063 Miss, how may I help you? 666 00:49:34,332 --> 00:49:35,965 You look like someone I know 667 00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:37,032 Who? 668 00:49:37,033 --> 00:49:38,432 Gazer Warrior 669 00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:40,599 Huh? Gayer Warrior? 670 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,032 Who is he, never heard of him? 671 00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:44,299 I only said you looked like him 672 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,298 I'm Phoenix Bleu, an apprentice, and you are? 673 00:49:48,934 --> 00:49:51,932 I'm Flint , the head of guards of this village 674 00:49:53,401 --> 00:49:55,700 Alright, I'll call you Flinty 675 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,698 Hello! 676 00:50:02,036 --> 00:50:05,033 My name is Kong... King Kong 677 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,068 Is there problem with your eyes? 678 00:50:08,069 --> 00:50:09,502 No 679 00:50:09,503 --> 00:50:10,435 I'm Phoenix Bleu 680 00:50:10,436 --> 00:50:11,869 Hello, Phoenix 681 00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:14,867 Would you know if there are places to stay? 682 00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:18,470 Excuse me, I'm an official here 683 00:50:18,471 --> 00:50:20,036 Which sect are you with? 684 00:50:20,037 --> 00:50:21,470 Grandmaster of the Golden Gate 685 00:50:21,471 --> 00:50:24,468 Kong... King Kong! 686 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,837 Oh, there's no record of you, Grandmaster Kong 687 00:50:26,838 --> 00:50:29,836 It's under King 688 00:50:29,938 --> 00:50:31,938 There's no record of that either 689 00:50:31,939 --> 00:50:34,604 I'm not here to compete, I have special approval 690 00:50:34,605 --> 00:50:37,038 I'm here as a spectator 691 00:50:37,039 --> 00:50:38,772 Oh... 692 00:50:38,773 --> 00:50:41,605 I'm a very important VIP 693 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,539 A spectator then 694 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,072 Hey...Garlic and Onion! 695 00:50:45,073 --> 00:50:47,706 Take them to an inn 696 00:50:47,707 --> 00:50:50,704 Would you be interested in looking for an inn with me? 697 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:52,339 Not interested 698 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:54,340 That's alright 699 00:50:54,341 --> 00:50:57,338 But it will be the best and most expensive inn 700 00:50:58,375 --> 00:51:01,372 The best place left is their home 701 00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:03,041 But it's more expensive than an inn 702 00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:06,039 Expensive is good 703 00:51:06,342 --> 00:51:08,341 Here's your document 704 00:51:08,342 --> 00:51:09,542 Take them home with you 705 00:51:09,543 --> 00:51:12,375 Alright... see you... 706 00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:15,042 He must be some spoiled rich kid 707 00:51:15,043 --> 00:51:17,643 I don't like this type of guys 708 00:51:17,644 --> 00:51:19,509 Well... What type of guys do you like? 709 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:22,476 I like Gazer Warrior 710 00:51:22,477 --> 00:51:25,475 I met him once when I was a kid... 711 00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:27,410 That day... 712 00:51:27,411 --> 00:51:30,408 Geezer Warrior, this is for you 713 00:51:36,445 --> 00:51:38,311 I absolutely love him 714 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:40,045 Really? 715 00:51:40,046 --> 00:51:42,645 Your eyes look very similar 716 00:51:42,646 --> 00:51:45,644 But he doesn't have as much beard 717 00:51:45,713 --> 00:51:48,710 Well, do you like my beard? 718 00:51:48,713 --> 00:51:51,710 It's not my thing 719 00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:54,844 I'm hungry, are there any local delicacies? 720 00:51:55,748 --> 00:51:58,313 Alright, let me take you out for food! 721 00:51:58,314 --> 00:51:59,580 Do you eat snakes? 722 00:51:59,581 --> 00:52:00,847 No, I don't 723 00:52:00,848 --> 00:52:03,845 Scorpions, it's the best here 724 00:52:04,048 --> 00:52:06,447 This place looks alright 725 00:52:06,448 --> 00:52:09,445 just lacking some style 726 00:52:10,348 --> 00:52:12,581 The colour is so bland 727 00:52:12,582 --> 00:52:13,814 If this is my place 728 00:52:13,815 --> 00:52:16,813 I'll make it much more vibrant, it'll look so much better 729 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:20,649 Exactly! Tea is ready 730 00:52:20,650 --> 00:52:21,782 Come on, drink it 731 00:52:21,783 --> 00:52:23,383 Please sit 732 00:52:23,384 --> 00:52:26,381 Have a cup of tea 733 00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:30,650 Hey, Rouge, where's your husband? 734 00:52:30,651 --> 00:52:32,384 Busy working, of course 735 00:52:32,385 --> 00:52:33,551 Right... 736 00:52:33,552 --> 00:52:34,950 So many people have come for the event 737 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,717 Flint must be busy serving the guests 738 00:52:37,718 --> 00:52:40,051 Yes, busy of course 739 00:52:40,052 --> 00:52:43,049 What are you saying, why don't you come out with it? 740 00:52:44,352 --> 00:52:46,318 It's nothing... 741 00:52:46,319 --> 00:52:49,317 It's just that I saw your husband 742 00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,716 He was walking around with a girl that dressed in blue 743 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:56,352 laughing and joking 744 00:52:56,353 --> 00:52:59,351 I haven't seen him so happy for a while 745 00:53:00,987 --> 00:53:03,984 Didn't you say a lot of guests have arrived 746 00:53:04,621 --> 00:53:07,087 Nothing wrong with him serving a guest 747 00:53:07,088 --> 00:53:08,787 Yes I see... 748 00:53:08,788 --> 00:53:10,587 Do you remember Nancy? 749 00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:11,787 Her husband was the same 750 00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:13,555 He looked so good and honest 751 00:53:13,556 --> 00:53:16,553 Out of the blue he ran off with a young girl! 752 00:53:16,822 --> 00:53:19,819 That's why my mom always reminded me 753 00:53:19,923 --> 00:53:22,920 All men think with their upper body! 754 00:53:23,956 --> 00:53:26,954 It's the lower body! 755 00:53:27,523 --> 00:53:30,521 Right, with their lower body, lower body 756 00:53:31,057 --> 00:53:33,657 Flint and I are getting on really well 757 00:53:33,658 --> 00:53:35,924 He won't cheat on me 758 00:53:35,925 --> 00:53:37,957 So, what else has your mom taught you? 759 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,623 My mom also told me 760 00:53:39,624 --> 00:53:42,391 if a man has another woman 761 00:53:42,392 --> 00:53:45,389 when he gets home, he won't want to leave any traces 762 00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:48,025 So the first thing he'll do when he's home 763 00:53:48,026 --> 00:53:49,991 Is to take a bath! 764 00:53:49,992 --> 00:53:51,525 Bath? Yes 765 00:53:51,526 --> 00:53:54,059 Darling, I'm home! 766 00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:56,092 Hey, you bitches, no... 767 00:53:56,093 --> 00:53:57,393 Fatties, no... 768 00:53:57,394 --> 00:54:00,391 Don't let me disturb you. I'm taking a bath 769 00:54:02,594 --> 00:54:05,560 Of course he needs a bath after a busy day. 770 00:54:05,561 --> 00:54:08,559 He stinks 771 00:54:08,761 --> 00:54:10,860 Yes, yes 772 00:54:10,861 --> 00:54:13,859 Also, when a man has cheated, he'll be extra happy 773 00:54:14,361 --> 00:54:17,359 and he'll display this happiness unintentionally 774 00:54:34,397 --> 00:54:37,030 Falsetto! 775 00:54:37,031 --> 00:54:39,463 Yes, my husband is very talented 776 00:54:39,464 --> 00:54:42,461 He can sing bass, alto and soprano 777 00:54:45,598 --> 00:54:48,596 A man will also feel younger if he's cheating 778 00:54:49,365 --> 00:54:52,362 and will be super hyperactive 779 00:55:07,534 --> 00:55:10,531 The water must be cold he's making weird noises! 780 00:55:15,801 --> 00:55:18,799 You know what men love to do when they feel younger? 781 00:55:19,635 --> 00:55:22,632 Dress up! 782 00:55:35,070 --> 00:55:38,067 Darling 783 00:55:46,471 --> 00:55:47,571 Where's your beard? 784 00:55:47,572 --> 00:55:48,771 How is it? 785 00:55:48,772 --> 00:55:50,370 Do I look handsome? 786 00:55:50,371 --> 00:55:52,437 Very much! 787 00:55:52,438 --> 00:55:55,338 Let me cook tonight, you girls just talk 788 00:55:55,339 --> 00:55:56,471 Flint... 789 00:55:56,472 --> 00:55:59,469 You look so happy. Something good happened? 790 00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:01,705 No, of course not 791 00:56:01,706 --> 00:56:04,572 Since you are cooking, can we stay for dinner? 792 00:56:04,573 --> 00:56:06,838 You girls are so hard to invite, of course! 793 00:56:06,839 --> 00:56:08,906 Oh, yeah... 794 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,806 Don't you girls need to cook at home? 795 00:56:10,807 --> 00:56:13,804 Leave, go home! Let's go... 796 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:15,607 Why have you shaved? 797 00:56:15,608 --> 00:56:17,507 Didn't you say it's a mess? 798 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:19,640 Why didn't you shave last month or next month 799 00:56:19,641 --> 00:56:20,807 Why today? 800 00:56:20,808 --> 00:56:22,907 Yeah, why... 801 00:56:22,908 --> 00:56:25,508 But why can't I shave today? 802 00:56:25,509 --> 00:56:28,441 Because I don't like it today 803 00:56:28,442 --> 00:56:31,439 Oh... you want a fight, right? 804 00:56:32,376 --> 00:56:33,875 You are really good today 805 00:56:33,876 --> 00:56:35,375 Let's listen! 806 00:56:35,376 --> 00:56:37,409 Wow! It's a little fast 807 00:56:37,410 --> 00:56:39,542 Hey, do you want to try for a boy or a girl? 808 00:56:39,543 --> 00:56:42,376 Try in hell! 809 00:56:42,377 --> 00:56:44,876 Hey, are you coming tomorrow? 810 00:56:44,877 --> 00:56:46,910 To hell I will! 811 00:56:46,911 --> 00:56:48,710 Do you want dinner? 812 00:56:48,711 --> 00:56:50,710 Go to hell! 813 00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:53,708 What the hell? 814 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:58,078 The Ranking Event is about to commence 815 00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,076 Welcome the Grandmasters of the Five Mountains 816 00:57:38,116 --> 00:57:41,113 Phoenix is waving at me 817 00:57:43,617 --> 00:57:46,614 Now I present the organiser of this Ranking Event 818 00:57:46,617 --> 00:57:49,614 Grandmaster Blanc of Bai Xiao Clan 819 00:57:58,918 --> 00:58:00,951 Welcome to this Ranking Event 820 00:58:00,952 --> 00:58:03,949 More and more sects of martial arts have developed 821 00:58:05,686 --> 00:58:07,451 It's messy and non-coordinated 822 00:58:07,452 --> 00:58:09,518 Some has been good, some has been disastrous 823 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:11,851 which has caused many friction 824 00:58:11,852 --> 00:58:13,953 Before the old Grandmaster retired 825 00:58:13,954 --> 00:58:16,886 he has hoped that I can hold a Ranking Event 826 00:58:16,887 --> 00:58:19,486 so we can fairly and properly 827 00:58:19,487 --> 00:58:22,484 decide which sect is the best at different disciplines 828 00:58:24,054 --> 00:58:27,052 Let the Ranking Event commence 829 00:58:31,488 --> 00:58:33,621 And now... 830 00:58:33,622 --> 00:58:34,921 It's lunch time! 831 00:58:34,922 --> 00:58:36,588 Great! 832 00:58:36,589 --> 00:58:39,587 Let's get to work 833 00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:43,753 Where's the food? 834 00:58:47,957 --> 00:58:50,954 Hey, where is the food! 835 00:58:51,023 --> 00:58:52,089 It's gone! 836 00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:54,456 What? 837 00:58:54,457 --> 00:58:55,523 Why? 838 00:58:55,524 --> 00:58:58,522 The food we prepared was all eaten 839 00:58:58,691 --> 00:59:00,557 Why don't you tell them to cook more? 840 00:59:00,558 --> 00:59:02,824 The chefs all quitted because of the pressure! 841 00:59:02,825 --> 00:59:05,822 This is the last chicken wing, I saved it for you 842 00:59:09,359 --> 00:59:12,356 This wing is mine! 843 00:59:14,793 --> 00:59:15,825 Wow... 844 00:59:15,826 --> 00:59:18,823 Have they just been released from jail? 845 00:59:21,727 --> 00:59:24,724 Lunch is here 846 00:59:30,127 --> 00:59:33,125 We're saved 847 00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:44,728 So many chicken wings 848 00:59:44,729 --> 00:59:45,962 let's share 849 00:59:45,963 --> 00:59:47,928 Share 850 00:59:47,929 --> 00:59:50,927 Have some tea 851 00:59:55,763 --> 00:59:57,996 Thank you, darling 852 00:59:57,997 --> 01:00:00,995 Hey, I'm just here to see if there's any good-looking guys 853 01:00:02,431 --> 01:00:05,429 I'm the good-looking guy 854 01:00:05,998 --> 01:00:07,598 This is Grandmaster Blanc of 855 01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:09,030 Bai Xiao Clan... And my wife 856 01:00:09,031 --> 01:00:10,130 My name is Rouge 857 01:00:10,131 --> 01:00:11,898 Hello, Madame 858 01:00:11,899 --> 01:00:13,564 Your cooking is so good 859 01:00:13,565 --> 01:00:15,931 Just look at all of them getting along 860 01:00:15,932 --> 01:00:18,532 Food can really change this world 861 01:00:18,533 --> 01:00:20,465 Can I have some more rice? 862 01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:23,463 I'm sorry, he already took the last bowl 863 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:29,497 Grandmaster, if you don't mind, it's yours 864 01:00:30,934 --> 01:00:32,866 Thank you 865 01:00:32,867 --> 01:00:35,864 Excuse me 866 01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:37,467 He shows such grace 867 01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:40,465 even when fighting for food 868 01:00:41,568 --> 01:00:43,734 So charming 869 01:00:43,735 --> 01:00:45,635 Who does he think he is? 870 01:00:45,636 --> 01:00:47,602 Dressing up matching colours to his name 871 01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:50,102 Is he crazy? 872 01:00:50,103 --> 01:00:52,401 Hey, have you finished looking? 873 01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:55,400 I haven't eaten anything yet, I'm hungry 874 01:00:55,570 --> 01:00:57,402 Make me something to eat 875 01:00:57,403 --> 01:01:00,400 Alright, it'll be quick! 876 01:01:07,071 --> 01:01:10,069 Hey, pass me some ginger... 877 01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:16,004 Phoenix, how are things? 878 01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:19,003 The girl in blue? 879 01:01:19,939 --> 01:01:22,936 They are so happy 880 01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:30,937 Go away! 881 01:01:41,941 --> 01:01:43,507 What did you do? 882 01:01:43,508 --> 01:01:46,074 Who's she? 883 01:01:46,075 --> 01:01:49,008 She's an apprentice, Phoenix Bleu 884 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,108 You know her very well? 885 01:01:50,109 --> 01:01:52,375 Not really... 886 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:53,442 we just met 887 01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:54,642 Flinty 888 01:01:54,643 --> 01:01:56,842 You okay, granny? 889 01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:58,976 I'm granny, and he's Flinty! 890 01:01:58,977 --> 01:02:00,475 It's going to start 891 01:02:00,476 --> 01:02:01,509 I have to go 892 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:03,376 Bye Flinty... and Granny 893 01:02:03,377 --> 01:02:04,610 Bye Mrs. Flint 894 01:02:04,611 --> 01:02:07,608 Bye... Hey! 895 01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:09,876 I don't like her 896 01:02:09,877 --> 01:02:12,577 Why not? Phoenix has done nothing... 897 01:02:12,578 --> 01:02:15,575 I don't care, my instinct tells me I don't 898 01:02:15,612 --> 01:02:16,744 I don't like her 899 01:02:16,745 --> 01:02:19,544 But... That's all 900 01:02:19,545 --> 01:02:21,445 That's all! 901 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:23,478 Alright... I'm going back to work 902 01:02:23,479 --> 01:02:26,476 Clean your face, you look like a coal miner 903 01:02:35,747 --> 01:02:38,744 Freestyle fighting commences! 904 01:02:51,649 --> 01:02:54,646 Green Mountain, 368 Roaring Power Punch 905 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:05,580 What do you think? Not bad, right? 906 01:03:21,951 --> 01:03:24,949 When's he going to stop? Just watch 907 01:03:30,086 --> 01:03:33,083 Are all of you nervous? Hope you get a good ranking 908 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,086 What's the use of getting a good ranking at this place? 909 01:03:37,087 --> 01:03:39,453 It's not going to turn us rich 910 01:03:39,454 --> 01:03:42,451 Stop explaining to a granny. What does she know? 911 01:03:42,988 --> 01:03:44,486 Hey! 912 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,153 Don't call me granny, it's not polite 913 01:03:47,154 --> 01:03:50,020 You are so granny-looking, what else should I call you? 914 01:03:50,021 --> 01:03:52,120 Go and get us a fruit platter, but remember 915 01:03:52,121 --> 01:03:54,054 apples need to be sliced 916 01:03:54,055 --> 01:03:55,754 The oranges need to be peeled 917 01:03:55,755 --> 01:03:57,054 You? What? 918 01:03:57,055 --> 01:03:59,455 Just go and get it granny 919 01:03:59,456 --> 01:04:00,622 To hell with you 920 01:04:00,623 --> 01:04:02,421 You are all idiots! Mrs. Flint... 921 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,521 What fruit do you want, I'll get it for you in one go 922 01:04:04,522 --> 01:04:05,488 No 923 01:04:05,489 --> 01:04:08,422 I'm really sorry that they are causing you trouble 924 01:04:08,423 --> 01:04:11,420 It's alright, I'm just here to help my husband 925 01:04:11,490 --> 01:04:14,487 Hey, but they don't seem to be too happy 926 01:04:15,091 --> 01:04:18,088 Maybe they are tired after such a long trip 927 01:04:18,424 --> 01:04:21,421 Grandmaster, you are so young and handsome 928 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,824 and polite. You're a gem! 929 01:04:23,825 --> 01:04:24,724 You're welcome 930 01:04:24,725 --> 01:04:27,722 I'm just doing what the old Grandmaster has hoped 931 01:04:28,158 --> 01:04:30,424 So why don't your apprentices enter the event? 932 01:04:30,425 --> 01:04:32,591 For fairness all of our apprentices... 933 01:04:32,592 --> 01:04:33,992 ...are not allow to enter 934 01:04:33,993 --> 01:04:36,891 That's like "'always the bridesmaid never the bride"' 935 01:04:36,892 --> 01:04:39,626 Through generations, our teaching has been 936 01:04:39,627 --> 01:04:41,692 to serve all sects of martial arts with all our hearts 937 01:04:41,693 --> 01:04:44,690 See... 938 01:05:00,829 --> 01:05:03,826 Yes! 939 01:05:04,129 --> 01:05:07,126 Yeah! 940 01:05:08,796 --> 01:05:11,793 All sects of martial arts have gathered, I'm so emotional 941 01:05:13,163 --> 01:05:16,160 Why is there a need for different sects? 942 01:05:18,063 --> 01:05:20,496 Do they really need it? 943 01:05:20,497 --> 01:05:22,830 Do they have to have it? 944 01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:25,828 I'm not the one who decides the sects 945 01:05:25,831 --> 01:05:28,829 If they can give up their sects and become one 946 01:05:30,999 --> 01:05:33,996 that'll be the best thing ever happened 947 01:05:34,865 --> 01:05:37,863 Didn't realise you have such hidden depth 948 01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:42,930 Phoenix is looking at me 949 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,597 You do change the topic pretty fast 950 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,866 So do you fancy her? 951 01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:51,399 Yes 952 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,398 Then you have to think up some strategy 953 01:05:54,434 --> 01:05:57,431 I never use any strategy on girls 954 01:06:00,735 --> 01:06:02,500 Phoenix 955 01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:04,934 I fancy you, do you fancy me? 956 01:06:04,935 --> 01:06:06,067 No, I don't 957 01:06:06,068 --> 01:06:09,066 How could that be? 958 01:06:16,036 --> 01:06:18,969 Wow! That was a real eye opener 959 01:06:18,970 --> 01:06:20,502 You're welcome 960 01:06:20,503 --> 01:06:23,501 I really can't think of anything, what have you got? 961 01:06:25,771 --> 01:06:27,837 In the game of love 962 01:06:27,838 --> 01:06:30,835 it is all about who fancies who more 963 01:06:32,138 --> 01:06:35,135 Thank you for your guidance 964 01:06:36,171 --> 01:06:38,105 What should I do next? 965 01:06:38,106 --> 01:06:39,938 You need to get attention... 966 01:06:39,939 --> 01:06:41,771 ...without making the first move 967 01:06:41,772 --> 01:06:44,770 And when she does, you'll mean that much more 968 01:06:44,872 --> 01:06:47,870 Flinty! 969 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:52,703 Are you alright? 970 01:06:54,641 --> 01:06:57,439 Flinty, I've got some dates... 971 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,438 ...from home for you to try 972 01:07:05,608 --> 01:07:08,507 I think there's something wrong with him 973 01:07:08,508 --> 01:07:10,008 Just be careful of him 974 01:07:10,009 --> 01:07:12,742 Here, try one 975 01:07:12,743 --> 01:07:15,740 Let me feed you. Don't get your hands dirty 976 01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:24,843 Hey, it's working 977 01:07:24,844 --> 01:07:27,841 She has noticed you, now walk on, go 978 01:07:37,878 --> 01:07:39,810 Wow! Excellent punch! 979 01:07:39,811 --> 01:07:41,611 There's no way he could have dodged the punch 980 01:07:41,612 --> 01:07:42,645 Why so? 981 01:07:42,646 --> 01:07:44,111 He threw a punch straight at him 982 01:07:44,112 --> 01:07:46,645 Then an uppercut and ends with a hook 983 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,978 He saw it coming 984 01:07:47,979 --> 01:07:50,778 His face was distorted but couldn't dodge in time 985 01:07:50,779 --> 01:07:52,812 Wow, Mrs. Flint, that was insightful 986 01:07:52,813 --> 01:07:55,810 Talk in so much details, do you practice martial arts? 987 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,478 My neighbours are a couple, they fight all the time 988 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,713 I've learnt all these from them 989 01:08:03,714 --> 01:08:06,711 Look... 990 01:08:14,115 --> 01:08:15,447 Mrs. Flint 991 01:08:15,448 --> 01:08:18,446 Have a bun 992 01:08:19,516 --> 01:08:21,615 Mrs. Flint, are you alright? 993 01:08:21,616 --> 01:08:24,049 Have another one 994 01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:27,047 Wow, your hands are so cold. Aren't you feeling well? 995 01:08:27,983 --> 01:08:30,980 Mrs. Flint, it happens when I travel, thank you 996 01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:33,416 How come? let me warm them up for you 997 01:08:33,417 --> 01:08:35,416 No, it's okay 998 01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:38,415 Let me warm them up Mrs. Flint, please stop 999 01:08:47,618 --> 01:08:49,752 The winner of freestyle fighting is 1000 01:08:49,753 --> 01:08:52,750 Red Mountain 1001 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,418 Yes! 1002 01:08:55,419 --> 01:08:58,185 Let's move on to the next event 1003 01:08:58,186 --> 01:09:01,183 Palm Power Contest! 1004 01:09:31,089 --> 01:09:33,722 1 meter 70, next! 1005 01:09:33,723 --> 01:09:36,720 Grey Mountain 1006 01:09:37,124 --> 01:09:40,121 What were you doing with that blue thing? 1007 01:09:40,658 --> 01:09:43,655 Nothing, just watching the event 1008 01:09:44,025 --> 01:09:45,790 Did you two have to be so close? 1009 01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:48,758 Feeding you? 1010 01:09:48,759 --> 01:09:51,756 I haven't washed my hands after going to the toilet! 1011 01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:53,658 Wow, you are a crap liar 1012 01:09:53,659 --> 01:09:55,791 I don't care, I don't want you so close to her 1013 01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:56,858 Stop talking about me 1014 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,725 You were rubbing your hands with that white guy 1015 01:09:58,726 --> 01:09:59,458 You think I didn't see it! 1016 01:09:59,459 --> 01:10:00,992 Hey! What? 1017 01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,990 Alright, I think something's weird about him 1018 01:10:04,893 --> 01:10:06,159 His hands... 1019 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,760 So if you just want to rub his hands again 1020 01:10:08,761 --> 01:10:09,960 Don't say it's weird! 1021 01:10:09,961 --> 01:10:11,526 Are you throwing yourself all over him 1022 01:10:11,527 --> 01:10:13,127 because he's handsome and rich, granny! 1023 01:10:13,128 --> 01:10:16,125 Granny? 1024 01:10:16,927 --> 01:10:19,925 Hey, am I getting better at starting a fight with you? 1025 01:10:22,029 --> 01:10:23,161 What are you doing? 1026 01:10:23,162 --> 01:10:24,561 Let's not fight like this 1027 01:10:24,562 --> 01:10:27,559 Let's do some real fighting 1028 01:10:29,863 --> 01:10:32,595 Hey, are you for real or just messing around? 1029 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:34,728 Of course I'm messing around 1030 01:10:34,729 --> 01:10:36,062 Come out 1031 01:10:36,063 --> 01:10:38,629 Hey! Look at you, you are just leading me on 1032 01:10:38,630 --> 01:10:39,929 I won't come out! 1033 01:10:39,930 --> 01:10:41,863 Come on out 1034 01:10:41,864 --> 01:10:43,063 No I won't! 1035 01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:44,963 Just a little 1036 01:10:44,964 --> 01:10:47,962 Alright, a little bit 1037 01:10:51,464 --> 01:10:54,462 It's a curler! 1038 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,566 7 meter 40, new record 1039 01:11:16,567 --> 01:11:19,564 That was mine! No, that's mine! 1040 01:11:21,868 --> 01:11:23,167 Don't be so shocked 1041 01:11:23,168 --> 01:11:26,034 That was my apprentice's "'Yellow Mountain Palm Two"' 1042 01:11:26,035 --> 01:11:29,033 He hit it once, but the power comes out twice 1043 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:31,601 So we win this, thank you 1044 01:11:31,602 --> 01:11:34,600 You're a liar. That was obviously my apprentice's 1045 01:11:35,002 --> 01:11:37,568 "'Black Mountain Before n' After Palm"'... yeah right? 1046 01:11:37,569 --> 01:11:38,969 Stop fighting! 1047 01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:41,967 It's actually "'Grey Mountain Ping Pong Palm"' 1048 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:44,703 Yesterday, I hit out, that was the "'Ping"' 1049 01:11:44,704 --> 01:11:47,701 And that was... Can you stop lying? 1050 01:11:47,771 --> 01:11:49,636 That was obviously my "'Green Mountain..."' 1051 01:11:49,637 --> 01:11:52,203 Look what you've done to the event 1052 01:11:52,204 --> 01:11:53,604 Why is it my fault? 1053 01:11:53,605 --> 01:11:56,602 You don't think it's mine, do you? 1054 01:11:57,505 --> 01:12:00,104 Darling, I beg you 1055 01:12:00,105 --> 01:12:03,102 Please don't let your imagination run wild, alright? 1056 01:12:04,205 --> 01:12:07,072 Why don't you go home, cook something, 1057 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:08,205 wait for me 1058 01:12:08,206 --> 01:12:11,203 and have a romantic dinner for two, alright? 1059 01:12:11,706 --> 01:12:14,704 After dinner, we can, you know 1060 01:12:14,907 --> 01:12:16,439 What? 1061 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:17,606 You know... 1062 01:12:17,607 --> 01:12:20,605 Just stop asking, it'll be a surprise 1063 01:12:22,608 --> 01:12:23,707 This again? 1064 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,473 No, that doesn't work 1065 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,471 I've got something new Really? 1066 01:12:28,908 --> 01:12:31,905 Be good, just go home 1067 01:12:40,677 --> 01:12:43,674 These are for you 1068 01:12:43,710 --> 01:12:46,707 This is the first time you've ever given me flowers 1069 01:12:48,543 --> 01:12:51,476 If you like it, I can buy them for you everyday 1070 01:12:51,477 --> 01:12:54,474 It's more romantic if it's only every so often 1071 01:12:55,178 --> 01:12:56,610 Alright... 1072 01:12:56,611 --> 01:12:58,511 Hurry up, it's an all chicken feast 1073 01:12:58,512 --> 01:13:01,509 We can go back to our room afterward for a surprise 1074 01:13:05,612 --> 01:13:08,609 Slow down, there are plenty more surprises 1075 01:13:09,046 --> 01:13:12,043 What other surprises have you got? 1076 01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:14,679 Big surprise 1077 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,079 Look 1078 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,212 How can anyone live here? 1079 01:13:18,213 --> 01:13:21,210 The decorations are alright? 1080 01:13:21,714 --> 01:13:24,711 Hey, you've mud all over my floor 1081 01:13:25,014 --> 01:13:26,113 It's alright 1082 01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:26,946 It's not mud 1083 01:13:26,947 --> 01:13:27,846 It's dog poo 1084 01:13:27,847 --> 01:13:29,913 Hey, that's my dinner, stop eating it! 1085 01:13:29,914 --> 01:13:32,912 Put them down! Don't break my bowl 1086 01:13:33,815 --> 01:13:36,480 This is our special wine 1087 01:13:36,481 --> 01:13:38,714 Hey, be careful with my plates and mugs! 1088 01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:40,882 This tastes alright 1089 01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:42,982 You come with me! 1090 01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:44,882 What are you playing at? 1091 01:13:44,883 --> 01:13:47,880 I thought it's the two of us, why all these people? 1092 01:13:47,883 --> 01:13:50,215 Listen to me, it's because 1093 01:13:50,216 --> 01:13:52,050 they were fighting over the results... 1094 01:13:52,051 --> 01:13:55,048 Hello, Mrs. Flint 1095 01:13:55,750 --> 01:13:58,748 The flowers are from her 1096 01:13:59,084 --> 01:14:00,884 What are you trying to do to me? 1097 01:14:00,885 --> 01:14:03,882 I can forget those weird guys but you invited her? 1098 01:14:04,751 --> 01:14:05,717 Like I was telling you 1099 01:14:05,718 --> 01:14:08,716 The Five Grandmasters were fighting over the results 1100 01:14:09,085 --> 01:14:11,217 So I asked them to stop for my sake 1101 01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:13,785 They said they'll only agree if I pay for their dinner 1102 01:14:13,786 --> 01:14:15,185 So I invited them home 1103 01:14:15,186 --> 01:14:18,183 Yes! Right... 1104 01:14:18,886 --> 01:14:21,884 I invited Phoenix personally 1105 01:14:24,453 --> 01:14:26,086 Why are you bullying me? 1106 01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:29,084 I said I don't like her, and now you take her home! 1107 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,118 Mrs. Flint 1108 01:14:32,788 --> 01:14:35,785 She's alright, why are you being so dramatic? 1109 01:14:35,788 --> 01:14:37,788 I'm dramatic? 1110 01:14:37,789 --> 01:14:40,786 I'm not playing this game. Fighting is not fun! 1111 01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:47,088 They are fighting, what should we do? 1112 01:14:47,089 --> 01:14:49,021 We'll finish up and leave Right... 1113 01:14:49,022 --> 01:14:52,020 I'm telling you, if she doesn't leave, I'll leave 1114 01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:57,554 Mr. and Mrs. Flint , I should go! Hey... 1115 01:14:58,524 --> 01:15:00,222 You're such a disgrace 1116 01:15:00,223 --> 01:15:03,221 I'll go with you 1117 01:15:03,557 --> 01:15:05,790 Flint , if you leave this house right now... 1118 01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:08,789 Then never come back! 1119 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,193 Phoenix, thank you 1120 01:15:30,194 --> 01:15:32,826 The doctor said our lives are too routine 1121 01:15:32,827 --> 01:15:34,460 My wife needs some big excitement 1122 01:15:34,461 --> 01:15:35,694 to have any chance to have a child 1123 01:15:35,695 --> 01:15:38,692 Can you help me, just play along, alright? 1124 01:15:42,728 --> 01:15:44,661 Flinty, I don't understand 1125 01:15:44,662 --> 01:15:47,094 Do you have to upset her so much? 1126 01:15:47,095 --> 01:15:50,093 If it's not exciting enough, it won't work for her 1127 01:15:50,862 --> 01:15:52,162 Really? 1128 01:15:52,163 --> 01:15:53,695 I won't lie to you 1129 01:15:53,696 --> 01:15:54,562 I have to go 1130 01:15:54,563 --> 01:15:56,495 Flinty, I have something wanting to ask you 1131 01:15:56,496 --> 01:15:57,862 Come on, I'm in a rush 1132 01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,860 Are you Gazer Warrior? 1133 01:16:04,631 --> 01:16:07,628 How do I know? Just don't ask 1134 01:16:12,465 --> 01:16:14,631 Good bye, Flinty 1135 01:16:14,632 --> 01:16:15,964 Good bye 1136 01:16:15,965 --> 01:16:18,962 Thank you 1137 01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:40,800 Darling What are you doing? 1138 01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:41,966 There's not much time... Why are you back? 1139 01:16:41,967 --> 01:16:43,966 Child... 1140 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:46,467 Are you crazy! I can kill you! 1141 01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:47,934 Wow! It's beating fast! What are you doing? 1142 01:16:47,935 --> 01:16:50,932 Awesome! What are you doing? 1143 01:16:51,169 --> 01:16:52,735 Let me go, psycho... 1144 01:16:52,736 --> 01:16:55,234 Phoenix and I tried very hard to convince you 1145 01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:58,233 Your pulse rate is perfect to have a child, come on! 1146 01:17:00,903 --> 01:17:03,901 Hey! Our own child... 1147 01:17:11,071 --> 01:17:14,068 What we want most is a simple home 1148 01:17:14,871 --> 01:17:17,868 Now we have our own home 1149 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:20,935 all that's missing is a child 1150 01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:26,738 Darling 1151 01:17:26,739 --> 01:17:29,736 My superpower eyes can see through you 1152 01:17:29,772 --> 01:17:31,971 You always want to be a mother 1153 01:17:31,972 --> 01:17:34,970 Now's the time 1154 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:45,007 Darling 1155 01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:47,873 But can you see 1156 01:17:47,874 --> 01:17:50,840 during all these years that we retired 1157 01:17:50,841 --> 01:17:53,839 how happy I am, how much I want to thank you? 1158 01:17:56,709 --> 01:17:59,707 Even though I don't have your superpower 1159 01:17:59,909 --> 01:18:02,907 I can still see through you 1160 01:18:04,676 --> 01:18:07,109 You miss two persons 1161 01:18:07,110 --> 01:18:10,107 Aroma Woman and Gazer Warrior 1162 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:15,010 Darling, I love you 1163 01:18:15,011 --> 01:18:18,008 Darling 1164 01:18:22,712 --> 01:18:24,544 Hubby... 1165 01:18:24,545 --> 01:18:26,644 Why don't we come out of retirement! 1166 01:18:26,645 --> 01:18:27,911 Awesome 1167 01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:30,611 I have a reliable source 1168 01:18:30,612 --> 01:18:33,609 The Ranking Event 1169 01:18:37,813 --> 01:18:40,811 Does that Blanc really think he's a Grandmaster 1170 01:18:41,647 --> 01:18:44,246 Got us up this early in the morning 1171 01:18:44,247 --> 01:18:47,244 And no apprentices, who'll buy breakfast for us? 1172 01:18:53,182 --> 01:18:56,179 Grandmaster Blanc 1173 01:19:07,249 --> 01:19:10,246 Look everyone 1174 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:15,580 There's a solar eclipse 1175 01:19:21,517 --> 01:19:24,514 Has any of you... 1176 01:19:24,818 --> 01:19:27,017 heard of Extraction? 1177 01:19:27,018 --> 01:19:29,718 It's an evil technique to improve one's martial art 1178 01:19:29,719 --> 01:19:31,617 by stealing others memory 1179 01:19:31,618 --> 01:19:34,615 It is the most evil of all martial arts 1180 01:19:35,952 --> 01:19:38,950 There's only evil people 1181 01:19:39,986 --> 01:19:42,983 There're no evil martial arts 1182 01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:46,950 Legend has it when an eclipse occurs 1183 01:19:47,587 --> 01:19:50,584 it's the best time to complete the practice for Extraction 1184 01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:53,953 Apart from the solar eclipse 1185 01:19:53,954 --> 01:19:56,951 memories of martial arts experts are also needed 1186 01:20:40,592 --> 01:20:43,590 Minds into one 1187 01:20:51,626 --> 01:20:54,624 Blanc, we both knew you were up to something 1188 01:20:55,728 --> 01:20:58,725 Stop using this voice 1189 01:20:58,828 --> 01:21:01,094 It hurts your throat, and it doesn't sound good 1190 01:21:01,095 --> 01:21:02,760 Alright 1191 01:21:02,761 --> 01:21:03,960 So darling 1192 01:21:03,961 --> 01:21:06,959 How did you figure out Blanc was up to something? 1193 01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:10,195 It's from the answer he gave me 1194 01:21:10,196 --> 01:21:12,261 But why would he tell you the truth? 1195 01:21:12,262 --> 01:21:14,495 Sometimes the answer is 1196 01:21:14,496 --> 01:21:16,662 from the body language 1197 01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:18,795 I praised him being young and ambitious 1198 01:21:18,796 --> 01:21:21,793 He answered with his hand stroking his nose 1199 01:21:21,830 --> 01:21:24,529 That means he felt ashamed by it 1200 01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:27,527 Same as when you lied about being out with a girl 1201 01:21:30,031 --> 01:21:32,963 I asked why doesn't Bai Xiao Clan enter the event 1202 01:21:32,964 --> 01:21:35,597 He told me something about teachings and generations 1203 01:21:35,598 --> 01:21:38,595 But his waggling finger sold him out 1204 01:21:38,698 --> 01:21:40,697 The waggling of finger is to emphasize his own word 1205 01:21:40,698 --> 01:21:43,696 Make himself believe what he was saying 1206 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:45,898 Just like you lied 1207 01:21:45,899 --> 01:21:47,898 when you invited those bitches to stay for dinner 1208 01:21:47,899 --> 01:21:49,032 Amazing 1209 01:21:49,033 --> 01:21:52,030 At that moment, I couldn't hide my curiosity either 1210 01:21:52,834 --> 01:21:55,831 The touching of nose is very inconspicuous 1211 01:21:56,934 --> 01:21:59,931 Hey! Why don't you stop making an example of me? 1212 01:22:01,867 --> 01:22:04,633 And, his hand is unusually cold 1213 01:22:04,634 --> 01:22:05,633 I know 1214 01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:07,500 Because he thinks about running all the time 1215 01:22:07,501 --> 01:22:09,934 so all the blood is at his feet, his hands are cold 1216 01:22:09,935 --> 01:22:11,768 Wrong! What? 1217 01:22:11,769 --> 01:22:14,766 Practicing Extraction will lose body temperature 1218 01:22:15,635 --> 01:22:17,634 and become a cold blooded animal! 1219 01:22:17,635 --> 01:22:20,633 Darling, you are better than Sherlock Holmes 1220 01:22:24,003 --> 01:22:27,000 Never would have thought this event 1221 01:22:27,237 --> 01:22:30,234 would also attracts the infamous Mr. & Mrs. Incredible 1222 01:22:31,003 --> 01:22:34,001 This is fate! 1223 01:22:34,170 --> 01:22:37,168 Blanc, you are young and talented, come to the light 1224 01:22:38,771 --> 01:22:40,504 come to the light 1225 01:22:40,505 --> 01:22:43,502 We can help you fight your internal demon 1226 01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:10,939 Turning others' martial arts into my own is my talent 1227 01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:18,905 Why can't I practice this? 1228 01:23:19,142 --> 01:23:21,742 Looks like he's too far into it 1229 01:23:21,743 --> 01:23:24,740 We have to finish him 1230 01:23:24,876 --> 01:23:27,008 Darling... Wait a second 1231 01:23:27,009 --> 01:23:28,942 My hands are really itching 1232 01:23:28,943 --> 01:23:31,941 Let me warm up first 1233 01:23:55,279 --> 01:23:56,645 Poke! 1234 01:23:56,646 --> 01:23:57,212 Kick! 1235 01:23:57,213 --> 01:24:00,210 Punch! 1236 01:24:12,914 --> 01:24:15,847 It's fun to kick villain's ass 1237 01:24:15,848 --> 01:24:18,614 Aroma Woman, I miss you 1238 01:24:18,615 --> 01:24:21,215 Gazer Warrior, I miss you too 1239 01:24:21,216 --> 01:24:22,248 Hey! What? 1240 01:24:22,249 --> 01:24:23,881 Maybe you should go on a diet 1241 01:24:23,882 --> 01:24:26,814 You nearly broke my leg when you stepped on it 1242 01:24:26,815 --> 01:24:29,813 Alright, no more supper from tonight 1243 01:24:32,050 --> 01:24:33,548 Still want more? 1244 01:24:33,549 --> 01:24:36,547 Let's finish him off 1245 01:24:55,552 --> 01:24:56,951 I wonder what it'll be like 1246 01:24:56,952 --> 01:24:58,918 with all your seven... 1247 01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,916 ... of your powers together? 1248 01:25:15,721 --> 01:25:18,718 Darling! 1249 01:26:23,728 --> 01:26:26,725 If Gazer Warrior is Flint 1250 01:26:26,828 --> 01:26:29,825 then Aroma Woman must be Mrs. Flint 1251 01:26:44,063 --> 01:26:47,061 Darling, wake up! 1252 01:26:57,531 --> 01:27:00,529 Darling, wake up! 1253 01:27:04,032 --> 01:27:07,029 Darling... 1254 01:27:24,768 --> 01:27:27,134 Darling... 1255 01:27:27,135 --> 01:27:30,132 Gazer Warrior is gone forever 1256 01:27:32,769 --> 01:27:35,766 Darling... Darling... 1257 01:27:39,102 --> 01:27:42,099 Darling... 1258 01:27:46,070 --> 01:27:49,067 Darling... 1259 01:27:49,804 --> 01:27:52,801 Darling... 1260 01:28:39,275 --> 01:28:42,272 Ying and Yang, black and white, water and fire 1261 01:28:44,143 --> 01:28:46,108 They are all about balance 1262 01:28:46,109 --> 01:28:49,106 When balance is broken, it will lead to self destruction 1263 01:28:50,777 --> 01:28:53,774 Teacher, I have not lost balance, I will not lose balance 1264 01:29:03,577 --> 01:29:06,575 Deadly Gazer? 1265 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,044 Darling... 1266 01:29:11,045 --> 01:29:14,042 This is fun, I want everything 1267 01:29:19,746 --> 01:29:21,212 Darling! 1268 01:29:21,213 --> 01:29:24,210 Go, darling 1269 01:29:24,746 --> 01:29:27,744 Go, darling 1270 01:30:09,018 --> 01:30:12,015 Darling, look how much nonsense we do 1271 01:30:13,552 --> 01:30:16,549 Doing nonsense is good 1272 01:30:23,319 --> 01:30:25,819 Darling 1273 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:28,817 I am so happy you are with me in this life 1274 01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:36,018 You are the one I love 1275 01:30:37,121 --> 01:30:40,118 You are also my best friend 1276 01:31:00,723 --> 01:31:03,721 This is what I dreamt of 1277 01:31:06,290 --> 01:31:09,288 I really want to have a child with you 1278 01:31:16,324 --> 01:31:18,657 We'll have to remember each other 1279 01:31:18,658 --> 01:31:21,656 We'll be husband and wife again in our next life 1280 01:31:33,994 --> 01:31:36,991 Let's hold the talk, we've still got a chance 1281 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,026 He takes whatever make contact with him 1282 01:31:39,027 --> 01:31:42,024 This tree is thousand years old, it can take him down 1283 01:32:35,599 --> 01:32:38,597 Teacher, look at me. Look at how powerful I am 1284 01:33:24,272 --> 01:33:27,269 Darling, are you alright? 1285 01:33:28,172 --> 01:33:29,704 Do you recognize me? 1286 01:33:29,705 --> 01:33:32,702 It's me, your wife 1287 01:33:32,872 --> 01:33:35,605 Darling, darling 1288 01:33:35,606 --> 01:33:38,603 How can I not recognize my gorgeous wife 1289 01:33:40,706 --> 01:33:43,703 It's alright 1290 01:33:44,073 --> 01:33:46,906 Wait a second What's the matter? 1291 01:33:46,907 --> 01:33:49,905 Awesome! 1292 01:33:52,741 --> 01:33:55,738 Even my "'old eyes"' have gone, everything is clear now 1293 01:33:56,074 --> 01:33:59,071 My wife looks so beautiful up close. Awesome! 1294 01:34:00,241 --> 01:34:02,607 Didn't I look beautiful up close? 1295 01:34:02,608 --> 01:34:05,041 You looked like a mess 1296 01:34:05,042 --> 01:34:08,039 Darling Honey 1297 01:34:10,110 --> 01:34:11,109 What's happening? What is this? 1298 01:34:11,110 --> 01:34:14,107 Barbecue? 1299 01:34:15,776 --> 01:34:18,774 All of you who practice martial arts are so naive! 1300 01:34:19,243 --> 01:34:22,241 I was hoping Blanc can help me... 1301 01:34:22,844 --> 01:34:25,043 ...overthrow the Emperor 1302 01:34:25,044 --> 01:34:27,610 I guess he's just crap too 1303 01:34:27,611 --> 01:34:28,811 It's alright 1304 01:34:28,812 --> 01:34:31,577 Now I have gathered all the martial arts secrets 1305 01:34:31,578 --> 01:34:34,576 I can train up a large and strong army instead 1306 01:34:35,878 --> 01:34:38,178 Go in... hurry up... 1307 01:34:38,179 --> 01:34:39,912 As for this village 1308 01:34:39,913 --> 01:34:42,845 because of the plague, no one survived 1309 01:34:42,846 --> 01:34:45,612 The Five Grandmasters must be honoured 1310 01:34:45,613 --> 01:34:48,113 to have you two die with them 1311 01:34:48,114 --> 01:34:51,111 Kill them! 1312 01:35:04,215 --> 01:35:05,648 King Kong? 1313 01:35:05,649 --> 01:35:07,147 I'm not a Grandmaster 1314 01:35:07,148 --> 01:35:10,146 I'm... 1315 01:35:14,783 --> 01:35:16,582 Royal chop? 1316 01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:19,316 Your Majesty? 1317 01:35:19,317 --> 01:35:20,682 Are you hurt, Your Majesty? 1318 01:35:20,683 --> 01:35:22,916 Your Majesty 1319 01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:24,316 Wise leadership, Your Majesty 1320 01:35:24,317 --> 01:35:26,950 All this has nothing to do with me 1321 01:35:26,951 --> 01:35:28,716 It was all Blanc's doing 1322 01:35:28,717 --> 01:35:31,714 I don't know him that well, Your Majesty 1323 01:35:34,084 --> 01:35:36,284 You are so thick skinned 1324 01:35:36,285 --> 01:35:38,084 I like you more for that 1325 01:35:38,085 --> 01:35:41,082 Take him away, I'll deal with this personally 1326 01:35:41,085 --> 01:35:44,082 I am innocent, Your Majesty 1327 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:46,151 Your Majesty! 1328 01:35:46,152 --> 01:35:48,718 Wait... This is the antidote to my Aroma Palm 1329 01:35:48,719 --> 01:35:51,716 Rest a few more days, then they'll be fine 1330 01:35:56,087 --> 01:35:58,153 Granny! Granny! 1331 01:35:58,154 --> 01:35:59,619 Here 1332 01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:01,753 Let him enjoy this for a few more days 1333 01:36:01,754 --> 01:36:02,720 Yes! No! 1334 01:36:02,721 --> 01:36:04,120 Who's the granny!? 1335 01:36:04,121 --> 01:36:05,253 Flint 1336 01:36:05,254 --> 01:36:07,353 Your Majesty Please stand 1337 01:36:07,354 --> 01:36:09,987 You two serve and protect this country 1338 01:36:09,988 --> 01:36:12,354 Taught me how to chat up girls, you shall be rewarded 1339 01:36:12,355 --> 01:36:13,588 Thank you, Your Majesty 1340 01:36:13,589 --> 01:36:16,586 Your Majesty 1341 01:36:18,956 --> 01:36:21,953 Mrs. Flint, what are you eating? 1342 01:36:22,190 --> 01:36:24,756 Blanc has extracted so much and became this 1343 01:36:24,757 --> 01:36:27,123 This must be good for us, it's fresh 1344 01:36:27,124 --> 01:36:30,121 Hey, don't be so selfish, leave some for me 1345 01:36:31,024 --> 01:36:34,022 Oh, okay 1346 01:36:37,825 --> 01:36:40,822 Do you worry when we fought for our lives? 1347 01:36:41,325 --> 01:36:44,257 Of course! 1348 01:36:44,258 --> 01:36:47,025 It's beating fast! 1349 01:36:47,026 --> 01:36:50,023 Let's go home Great 1350 01:36:50,092 --> 01:36:51,325 Hey, this still has some taste left in it 1351 01:36:51,326 --> 01:36:52,959 While it's still fresh, Your Majesty 1352 01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,957 Go on, put it in your mouth 1353 01:37:12,228 --> 01:37:14,195 Flint, Flint 1354 01:37:14,196 --> 01:37:15,794 Are you sure the baby will come today? 1355 01:37:15,795 --> 01:37:18,228 If not, why don't we play Texas Hold'em 1356 01:37:18,229 --> 01:37:20,595 Poker! Poker! 1357 01:37:20,596 --> 01:37:23,593 I'll hold your head down... 1358 01:37:24,863 --> 01:37:26,196 Help me! 1359 01:37:26,197 --> 01:37:29,194 This hurts! 1360 01:37:37,764 --> 01:37:39,930 This big? 1361 01:37:39,931 --> 01:37:41,964 Is it a boy or girl? 1362 01:37:41,965 --> 01:37:44,962 Just wait, let me take a look 1363 01:37:48,332 --> 01:37:51,032 Didn't have time! 1364 01:37:51,033 --> 01:37:54,030 Awesome 1365 01:37:54,166 --> 01:37:57,163 Let mommy play a game with you 1366 01:37:57,766 --> 01:38:00,764 Aroma Woman, mommy 1367 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,266 It's my turn, it's my turn 1368 01:38:07,267 --> 01:38:09,033 Let me play with him 1369 01:38:09,034 --> 01:38:14,034 Subtitle by Aldi Arman