1
00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:10,632
www.addic7ed.com
Sync by: Lunardelli
2
00:00:35,733 --> 00:00:37,317
What's with all the boxes?
3
00:00:37,318 --> 00:00:39,569
Some guys from the prison
left these for Hope.
4
00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,154
It's stuff that was in
Lucy's cell
5
00:00:41,155 --> 00:00:42,972
before they had to put her down.
6
00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,441
Can we start saying
"execute" again?
7
00:00:44,442 --> 00:00:46,877
I thought "put her down"
would sound nicer for the baby,
8
00:00:46,878 --> 00:00:48,995
but it's still feeling like
she died at the pound.
9
00:00:48,996 --> 00:00:50,113
I thought "barbecued her"
10
00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:51,448
was a smart way
to lighten it up,
11
00:00:51,449 --> 00:00:52,833
but no one wanted to try that.
12
00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:54,201
Hmm.
13
00:00:54,202 --> 00:00:56,336
Hope, your mommy's
not here
14
00:00:56,337 --> 00:00:58,371
'cause the governor
had her barbecued.
15
00:00:58,372 --> 00:01:00,323
Ah, it's close.
16
00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:01,291
There's pros and cons.
17
00:01:01,292 --> 00:01:02,826
It's a tough nut to crack.
18
00:01:02,827 --> 00:01:05,095
Whoo, how badass is this?
19
00:01:05,096 --> 00:01:08,765
A zip gun made out of tampon,
cardboard and rubber bands. Pow.
20
00:01:08,766 --> 00:01:12,135
Hey, all of this
belongs to Hope.
21
00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,554
Does anyone know how long
it's gonna be
22
00:01:14,555 --> 00:01:16,356
before we get to Havana?
23
00:01:16,357 --> 00:01:18,441
I'm starting to get
a little seasick.
24
00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:19,976
Look, Maw Maw,
bubble wrap.
25
00:01:19,977 --> 00:01:22,062
Ooh. Oh!
26
00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:23,179
Whoa, check out these videos.
27
00:01:25,817 --> 00:01:28,118
"To my baby girl,
28
00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:30,737
"watch these tapes so you'll
always know your mommy
29
00:01:30,738 --> 00:01:34,574
in case they send me off
to the electric bye-bye chair."
30
00:01:34,575 --> 00:01:36,359
BOTH:
"The electric bye-bye chair."
31
00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,544
Close.
I don't know.
32
00:01:37,545 --> 00:01:39,246
Not a fan.
It's a tough nut to crack.
33
00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:45,869
My beautiful beloved daughter,
if you're watching this,
34
00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,871
it's because I'm no longer
with you.
35
00:01:47,872 --> 00:01:49,422
But I doubt they'll pull
the switch
36
00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:51,474
since they'll never find
where I put all the bodies.
37
00:01:51,475 --> 00:01:53,810
FYI, don't dig too deep
in the sandbox
38
00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:55,846
at Paulson's Park.
39
00:01:55,847 --> 00:01:58,648
But if I am taken from you,
I wanted you
40
00:01:58,649 --> 00:02:00,383
to have a few nuggets
of my wisdom.
41
00:02:00,384 --> 00:02:03,436
Do you not see
that I'm making a movie
42
00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:04,871
for my unborn fetus here?!
43
00:02:04,872 --> 00:02:06,556
Shut up!
44
00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:15,448
That's wisdom nugget number one:
45
00:02:15,449 --> 00:02:17,584
"Always be considerate
of others."
46
00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:19,703
I want you to understand
the importance of books.
47
00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,905
In here, a book saved my life.
48
00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:25,709
I used this to stab Tanya.
49
00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,961
Tanya tried to take my oatmeal.
50
00:02:27,962 --> 00:02:31,247
Oatmeal is so good for you.
51
00:02:31,248 --> 00:02:34,885
The best way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
52
00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:38,471
So push your blade in and up
for a definite kill.
53
00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:42,442
I've seen enough.
54
00:02:42,443 --> 00:02:43,643
I still can't believe
you hit something
55
00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:45,145
that hot, Jimmy.
56
00:02:45,146 --> 00:02:47,030
We need to burn these
and not just anywhere.
57
00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:49,232
I think we should burn them
in a church.
58
00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:50,784
Hey. We can't
destroy those.
59
00:02:50,785 --> 00:02:52,702
That's all Hope
has left of her mother.
60
00:02:52,703 --> 00:02:54,704
I'm not so sure
that's true.
61
00:02:56,991 --> 00:02:58,875
Nah. Jelly beans.
62
00:02:58,876 --> 00:03:00,460
Jimmy,
sometimes you have
63
00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:01,795
to protect
your child
64
00:03:01,796 --> 00:03:03,079
from the truth.
65
00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,748
I'm not lying to Hope.
66
00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,333
Well, you're a parent now.
You have to lie.
67
00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:07,918
It's part of the job.
68
00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,953
Wait, did you guys lie to me?
69
00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:11,171
She did. Not me.
70
00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:12,639
I do not practice "deceitery."
71
00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,424
What about,
"I know what I'm doing.
72
00:03:14,425 --> 00:03:15,625
You won't get pregnant"?
73
00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,427
I believed it at the time.
74
00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:19,396
What did you lie
to me about, Mom?
75
00:03:19,397 --> 00:03:21,097
It doesn't matter.
76
00:03:21,098 --> 00:03:23,767
They were...
dumb little nothings.
77
00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,802
Like when Rexie died,
78
00:03:25,803 --> 00:03:27,237
he didn't really go to a farm
79
00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:30,190
to hunt rabbits with
Stone Cold Steve Austin's dogs.
80
00:03:30,191 --> 00:03:31,975
And the reason you
shouldn't pick your butt
81
00:03:31,976 --> 00:03:34,778
is not because
there's an eel living in there
82
00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:36,162
and he might
bite your finger off.
83
00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:38,314
It's just because
you shouldn't pick your butt.
84
00:03:38,315 --> 00:03:39,699
I forgot about that one.
85
00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,501
I noticed.
86
00:03:41,502 --> 00:03:42,702
And you're not really
allergic to fruit.
87
00:03:42,703 --> 00:03:44,371
What?
88
00:03:44,372 --> 00:03:47,824
That was a lie that got
a little out of hand.
89
00:03:47,825 --> 00:03:49,542
When you were little,
90
00:03:49,543 --> 00:03:51,177
you really liked fruit.
91
00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:53,847
And every time we had any
in the house,
92
00:03:53,848 --> 00:03:55,432
you'd just gobble it all up
93
00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:57,183
before any of us had
a chance to have any.
94
00:03:57,184 --> 00:03:59,002
So I told you
95
00:03:59,003 --> 00:04:02,355
you were allergic to it,
and you stopped.
96
00:04:02,356 --> 00:04:04,674
So basically, I spent my
whole life getting punked?
97
00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:06,192
She lied to you, not me.
98
00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:07,944
I've always been very strict
about telling you the truth.
99
00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:09,946
But you never told me the truth.
100
00:04:09,947 --> 00:04:11,865
Because I promised
I'd keep her secrets.
101
00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,366
I'm also very strict
about keeping secrets.
102
00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:14,401
As you can see,
103
00:04:14,402 --> 00:04:15,618
it's been my own private hell.
104
00:04:15,619 --> 00:04:16,736
Private hell!
105
00:04:16,737 --> 00:04:18,655
This is all so messed up.
106
00:04:18,656 --> 00:04:19,689
And that's
exactly why
107
00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,374
I'm not destroying Lucy's tapes.
108
00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,377
I'm learning the truth now,
and one day, Hope will, too.
109
00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:27,247
Do not compare
me to Lucy.
110
00:04:27,248 --> 00:04:29,082
Those videotapes are
way more disturbing
111
00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:30,583
than anything
I ever did.
112
00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:31,801
Oh, I'm pretty disturbed.
113
00:04:31,802 --> 00:04:33,553
I am sorry, Jimmy,
114
00:04:33,554 --> 00:04:35,204
but this is one of
those horrible secrets
115
00:04:35,205 --> 00:04:37,090
a parent can never
tell their kids.
116
00:04:37,091 --> 00:04:39,509
Wait. Is there some bigger
secret you're not telling me?
117
00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:41,928
Nope.
118
00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:43,063
Oh, there is.
There is.
119
00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:44,431
What is it?
120
00:04:44,432 --> 00:04:46,232
I'm not telling you.
That's the point.
121
00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,567
Weren't you
listening just now?
122
00:04:47,568 --> 00:04:48,885
Well, just tell me.
I can handle it.
123
00:04:48,886 --> 00:04:51,571
Please. You just got
freaked out over fruit.
124
00:04:51,572 --> 00:04:52,655
I'm not telling
you squat.
125
00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,781
I don't...
126
00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:03,166
It's been a private hell.
127
00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:05,568
Private hell!
128
00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,832
Oh, I can't believe
129
00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,267
I've been missing out
on this my whole life.
130
00:05:17,268 --> 00:05:19,836
Fruit is delicious.
131
00:05:19,837 --> 00:05:22,139
Oh, by the way,
I'll pay for this later.
132
00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,857
I'm saving the pits
so I know what I ate.
133
00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:26,977
Oh, good. Yeah. 'Cause
I was super concerned.
134
00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,361
And get this.
135
00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,846
Apparently,
there's some other bigger secret
136
00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:30,864
she says I can't even handle.
137
00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:32,065
Really?
138
00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,150
She wouldn't tell
you what it is?
139
00:05:33,151 --> 00:05:34,651
Nope.
140
00:05:34,652 --> 00:05:36,203
Well, you got to find out.
141
00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,705
I mean, what if you were born
with both male and female parts,
142
00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:39,739
but they sewed up
the female parts?
143
00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,243
Oh, my God.
I figured it out.
144
00:05:43,244 --> 00:05:45,378
I think I'm gonna do
a little more research.
145
00:05:48,132 --> 00:05:49,583
I don't feel right
about this, Jimmy.
146
00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:51,635
Come on, Just a few more.
You're not telling me.
147
00:05:51,636 --> 00:05:53,170
You're just
answering questions.
148
00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:58,875
Uh, Is our family
really 1/16 Pequot Indian?
149
00:05:58,876 --> 00:06:00,560
That one is true.
150
00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,063
When I was four, did I really
choke on a potato chip
151
00:06:03,064 --> 00:06:05,232
and when I coughed it up,
it had Jesus' face on it?
152
00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,850
I thought it looked more
like Kris Kristofferson,
153
00:06:06,851 --> 00:06:08,351
but yes, that one is true.
154
00:06:08,352 --> 00:06:10,604
Is it true that I had a twin
that I killed in the womb?
155
00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:11,605
That one's unclear.
156
00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,408
Is my grandmother,
157
00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,943
mom's mom,
158
00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,162
really a missionary in Africa
who helps sick kids?
159
00:06:25,336 --> 00:06:26,837
Nice, Burt.
160
00:06:26,838 --> 00:06:28,922
He guessed it.
I didn't say anything.
161
00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:31,407
Fine. It's
about my mother,
162
00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:32,909
but we're not
telling you
163
00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:34,711
what happened,
so you're up a creek.
164
00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:40,433
JIMMY:
And then I realized
165
00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,751
who I could get to tell me
166
00:06:41,752 --> 00:06:43,019
my mother's secret.
167
00:06:44,255 --> 00:06:45,438
Maw Maw.
168
00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,357
She's my mom's
mother's mother,
169
00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:48,925
so she knows my grandmother.
170
00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,694
See, I made you
this chart.
171
00:06:50,695 --> 00:06:52,229
This is you.
That's me.
172
00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:54,447
That's Mom, and that's
Mom's mom Louise
173
00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,116
who didn't really die
as a missionary.
174
00:06:56,117 --> 00:06:57,500
This one,
175
00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,602
Maw Maw, can tell
us what happened.
176
00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:02,355
There's a catch.
She's bananas.
177
00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,908
Which, by the way,
are amazing.
178
00:07:04,909 --> 00:07:07,060
The best way to talk to Maw Maw
when she's lucid
179
00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:08,962
is to wake her
out of a deep sleep.
180
00:07:10,047 --> 00:07:11,965
Who the hell are you?
181
00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:13,283
And where's the gun
I keep under my pillow?
182
00:07:13,284 --> 00:07:14,384
I'm your great-grandson,
183
00:07:14,385 --> 00:07:17,053
and we had to take that
away from you.
184
00:07:17,054 --> 00:07:18,171
You're my great grandson?
185
00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,422
But you're fully grown.
186
00:07:19,423 --> 00:07:22,592
That must make me...
187
00:07:24,145 --> 00:07:25,962
Oh, dear God.
188
00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:27,347
Listen, while you're lucid,
189
00:07:27,348 --> 00:07:28,798
I got to talk to you
about something.
190
00:07:28,799 --> 00:07:30,934
Unfortunately, once she's up,
191
00:07:30,935 --> 00:07:32,235
she's only reasonable
for a short time
192
00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:34,604
then she goes back
to being crazy.
193
00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:37,324
Porter, why the hell
has this train stopped?
194
00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:38,858
It takes some trial and error.
195
00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:43,697
Thing is, you can't try
waking her up again
196
00:07:43,698 --> 00:07:47,250
until you find a way
to soothe her back to sleep.
197
00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:49,485
So this is Mom,
and this is you.
198
00:07:49,486 --> 00:07:52,255
So the question
is about this one here.
199
00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:54,124
The map looks good,
200
00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,159
but once we get
down in the bunker,
201
00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,111
which one of us
kills Hitler?
202
00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:04,184
But eventually,
203
00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,885
if you're fast,
204
00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,138
you can almost always get
what you need out of her.
205
00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,306
That's you. That's me.
That's my mom.
206
00:08:09,307 --> 00:08:10,340
That's her mom...
207
00:08:10,341 --> 00:08:11,674
Who is my daughter Louise.
208
00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:12,809
Right, right, right.
209
00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,177
That's your daughter
Louise. Fantastic.
210
00:08:14,178 --> 00:08:15,879
So all I need for the final
piece of this puzzle
211
00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,998
is for you to tell me
what happened to her.
212
00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:21,701
Your mother lied to you
for a reason.
213
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,536
Stop digging around.
214
00:08:30,527 --> 00:08:33,029
I'm telling you, Hope,
we've got a situation here.
215
00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:35,682
Your grandma wants
to hide your mom's stuff.
216
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,201
Your Boy Scout of a father wants
everything out in the open.
217
00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:39,869
Of course I'm stuck in
the middle like a third nipple.
218
00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:41,254
And on top of it all,
219
00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:43,139
we're talking about
your mom's dying wish.
220
00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,041
What if-what if they
throw all this stuff away,
221
00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,043
and you never get
a chance to see it?
222
00:08:47,044 --> 00:08:49,145
Oh.
223
00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:50,713
You'll never get to see
224
00:08:50,714 --> 00:08:52,732
these serial killer
trading cards.
225
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,385
Bundy, DeSalvo, Dahmer.
226
00:08:55,386 --> 00:08:57,070
All the great ones are here.
227
00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:59,823
You'll never see this
stack of magazines
228
00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:02,158
with everybody's
eyes cut out.
229
00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,559
And look.
230
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,245
She made a voodoo doll
of the warden.
231
00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:08,365
Or Al Roker. I don't know.
232
00:09:08,366 --> 00:09:09,699
I can see why
she'd be mad at both.
233
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:10,917
Roker bugs me, too.
234
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,452
Thinks he's better
than everybody
235
00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:14,654
'cause he lost weight and
knows when it's going to rain.
236
00:09:16,841 --> 00:09:19,009
Here.
237
00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:22,679
Your mama wanted
you to have this.
238
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,748
You sleep tight with that.
239
00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:27,584
But not so tight
you snap his neck.
240
00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:30,086
People need to know when
to bring an umbrella.
241
00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:36,773
SABRINA:
It's called a star fruit.
242
00:09:36,774 --> 00:09:38,275
We were out of stock
243
00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:39,860
when you went on your
fruit binge the other day.
244
00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:42,812
Oh, my God. This is delicious.
245
00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:44,147
Usually you don't eat
the sticker,
246
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,899
but you seem to be on
kind of a roll, so...
247
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,901
Oh, hey. I found out
my big family secret
248
00:09:47,902 --> 00:09:49,219
has something to do
with my dead grandmother.
249
00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,954
Really? Maybe
she's royalty.
250
00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:52,622
Or a spy.
251
00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:54,987
Maybe she's the
"Where's the beef?" lady.
252
00:09:54,988 --> 00:09:56,499
You kind of look like her.
253
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,161
Oh, ask me where the beef is.
254
00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,596
Um, I don't think
that's it.
255
00:09:59,597 --> 00:10:01,348
And no one's telling me
anything, so I'm stuck.
256
00:10:01,349 --> 00:10:02,933
Oh, come on. You're
not a giver-upper.
257
00:10:02,934 --> 00:10:05,001
Yesterday, you chased
a grape underneath
258
00:10:05,002 --> 00:10:06,603
a pile of shopping carts
and fished it out
259
00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,668
with a mop handle and ate it.
260
00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:11,074
Tell me you at least
checked the Internet.
261
00:10:11,075 --> 00:10:12,392
Uh, we don't have
an Internet thing.
262
00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:14,144
I wanted to get one
in high school, but it's pricey.
263
00:10:14,145 --> 00:10:15,528
Plus, Mom said
the Internet tubes
264
00:10:15,529 --> 00:10:17,746
don't stretch
to this side of town yet.
265
00:10:20,868 --> 00:10:23,519
Stupid lying Mom!
266
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,355
Another thing you need
to know, little princess,
267
00:10:25,356 --> 00:10:27,791
is how to dance sexy.
268
00:10:56,237 --> 00:10:59,415
The Internet tubes
do come here.
269
00:11:01,525 --> 00:11:03,109
You lied about
the Internet tubes.
270
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,194
Shh. The baby's sleeping.
271
00:11:04,195 --> 00:11:05,228
Well, guess what.
272
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,446
It's only a matter of time
273
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:07,747
before I learn everything
about your mom.
274
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:09,582
Sabrina says she can find
anything online.
275
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:12,252
Stupid Internet.
276
00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:15,005
Why can't you kids
leave well enough alone?
277
00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:17,573
Everything was fine until
you started digging around.
278
00:11:18,843 --> 00:11:20,910
You sound like
a Scooby Doo villain.
279
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:23,246
And I thought I told you
to destroy those videotapes.
280
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,315
They don't belong to you.
They don't even belong to me.
281
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:27,017
They're Hope's and she deserves
to know her mother...
282
00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:28,969
What the hell's going on
with your tongue?
283
00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,153
I don't know.
284
00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:32,639
My mouth is itchy and tingly.
285
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,940
Is it because I ate this?
286
00:11:33,941 --> 00:11:35,925
Aha!
287
00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,861
You are allergic to a fruit.
288
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:40,313
See? I was
protecting you.
289
00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:42,399
And if you hadn't gone looking
under rocks for the truth,
290
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,101
you wouldn't have eaten that
thing, and you'd be fine.
291
00:11:45,102 --> 00:11:47,537
Stop digging around.
292
00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:49,439
Too late. Sabrina's gonna
find out the truth
293
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,824
whether you like it or not.
294
00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,108
God, this itches!
295
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:53,810
Fine! You want the truth?
296
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,114
Your grandmother
was killed by a duck.
297
00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:04,137
You just said my grandmother
was killed by a duck?
298
00:12:04,138 --> 00:12:05,138
Yes.
299
00:12:08,926 --> 00:12:11,211
I was two years old.
300
00:12:11,212 --> 00:12:13,313
And there was a beehive
under the eave of the house.
301
00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:16,099
My mother, your grandmother,
302
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:19,302
got it into her head
that she wanted fresh honey.
303
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,404
She knew there was danger.
304
00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:23,073
So she did what anyone would do.
305
00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:24,474
She tied
306
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:26,242
a sealed plastic bag
around her head.
307
00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:28,111
To keep the bees off her face.
308
00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:30,914
She couldn't get any air.
309
00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:32,449
She got dizzy.
310
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,334
But she didn't think
to take the bag off her head.
311
00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:39,756
So she fell over.
312
00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:42,342
And that's when her head
hit the duck.
313
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:45,495
Happy?!
314
00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:48,164
Your grandmother was a moron!
315
00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:50,166
As a kid, all the
neighbors would look at me
316
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:52,218
and whisper, "Poor child.
317
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:55,105
Her mother was such an idiot."
318
00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:57,190
I wanted to shield you
from that.
319
00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:59,225
But now you know.
320
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,444
We come from idiot stock.
321
00:13:01,445 --> 00:13:02,562
Happy?
322
00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,347
I'm starting to
not be able to breathe.
323
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,454
Oh, it's you.
324
00:13:11,455 --> 00:13:12,489
Barney thought he saw
325
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:13,523
a homeless lady stealing
326
00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:14,707
on the security camera.
327
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,092
You might want
to get a haircut.
328
00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:17,544
No, see, the star fruit
makes my tongue swell up,
329
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:18,745
so I have to chase it
with antihistamine.
330
00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:20,080
Good system.
Mm.
331
00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,697
Oh, hey, check it out.
332
00:13:21,698 --> 00:13:23,633
Found some stuff on your
grandmother on the Internet.
333
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:25,802
Turns out, she's got
a fairly decent credit score.
334
00:13:25,803 --> 00:13:28,221
And she bought some
really funky necklaces online.
335
00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:29,689
My grandmother's still alive?
336
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,641
Yeah. She lives in Hillsboro.
337
00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:33,593
Oh, and according to
her last status update,
338
00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:35,595
Salad Plantation just ran out
of Thousand Island.
339
00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:36,596
Frowny face.
340
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:37,764
What about the bees?
341
00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:39,249
The bag?
342
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,984
The duck?
343
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,253
Oh, son of a bitch.
344
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,404
Mom lied again.
345
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,559
Where you going
in such a hurry?
346
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,860
You want to know
where I'm going?
347
00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:53,062
Why don't you ask the eel
that lives in my butt.
348
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:55,898
You had pinworms, smart-ass.
349
00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:04,240
Okay, coast is clear, baby.
350
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,093
Let's look at some more
of your crazy mom's stuff.
351
00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:08,761
Here are some
352
00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:11,965
Polaroids of men sleeping.
353
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,252
Here's your mom's
press clippings.
354
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,254
That's her right here.
355
00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:24,310
"Dear Princess Beyonce..."
356
00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:25,945
That's what she named you.
357
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,031
I miss it. I thought
it was spunky, but...
358
00:14:28,032 --> 00:14:29,599
Anyway.
359
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,651
"Here's my
makeup bag.
360
00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:34,404
"Everything is cruelty free.
361
00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:38,842
Nothing was tested on animals,
because that's mean."
362
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:41,611
Every time I think this girl's
gonna zig, she zags.
363
00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:44,664
"Do not use any of this
makeup until you're 14,
364
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,916
"or earlier if you're fat.
365
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,052
Love, Mommy."
366
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:50,637
See, if they throw
all this stuff away,
367
00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:52,121
you'll never get to use this.
368
00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:54,123
And no offense,
369
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,758
but you are a little chunky.
370
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,319
For the record, I don't think
you need all that stuff,
371
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,321
but it's what your mom wanted.
372
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,944
What do you think
my grandmother's gonna be like?
373
00:15:14,945 --> 00:15:18,031
Judging by the music, a
very in shape gay dude.
374
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:21,817
WOMAN:
Who is it?
375
00:15:21,818 --> 00:15:25,505
Uh, we're looking for
Louise Thompson.
376
00:15:25,506 --> 00:15:27,257
That's me.
377
00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,341
Wow.
378
00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:30,326
Great to see some young people.
379
00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:32,045
You look familiar.
380
00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:34,163
Weren't you at that swingers
party in Lake Lucille last year?
381
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,799
Oh.
382
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,136
Or maybe you don't remember me
from this angle.
383
00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,007
Uh, I think you're
my grandmother.
384
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:44,891
What?!
385
00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:46,593
Virginia Thompson's son.
386
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:47,644
You're my grandmother.
387
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:48,361
Am not.
388
00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:50,513
No.
389
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,831
No, I am not
anybody's grandmother.
390
00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:58,821
How's the crowd in there?
391
00:15:58,822 --> 00:16:01,481
Not too many old farts, I hope.
392
00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:10,904
I don't want to hear it! Grandma,
can we just talk for a second?
393
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:11,854
No, no, no.
Grandma, please.
394
00:16:11,855 --> 00:16:12,622
Grandma, I just-- Grandma!
395
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,157
Stop calling me that!
396
00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:16,159
It's who you are.
397
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,027
I was 20 years old,
398
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:19,963
and I wanted to give Virginia
up for adoption.
399
00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:22,082
As you can see, I'm not
the mothering type.
400
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,800
But Maw Maw wouldn't hear of it.
401
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,302
She wanted me to keep Virginia.
402
00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:26,636
We had a fight.
403
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,722
I said, "Fine,
raise her yourself,
404
00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:31,257
but make up a story so she
doesn't come looking for me."
405
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,642
SABRINA: Your mom
didn't lie to you.
406
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,511
She really believes the
falling on the duck story.
407
00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:37,230
About a woman going after honey?
408
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,882
With a bag on her head?
409
00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:41,601
I can't believe she
used that story.
410
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,720
That was in
a Reader's Digest we saw.
411
00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:46,056
You know, we're still
at the same house.
412
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:48,358
You should come and visit,
get to know your daughter.
413
00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:51,161
I'm sure she'd be
cool with your...
414
00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:52,612
hobby.
415
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,397
I chose this for my life.
416
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:56,282
I don't want to change anything.
417
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,951
I'm sorry, kid.
418
00:16:57,952 --> 00:17:01,037
This is all the family I need.
419
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,341
I have a whole new understanding
420
00:17:04,342 --> 00:17:07,293
of why grandmothers cover
their furniture in plastic.
421
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,679
Stop it!
422
00:17:11,415 --> 00:17:12,766
Unbelievable.
423
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,184
I'm sorry he did
this to you.
424
00:17:14,185 --> 00:17:17,153
Oh, I had a bad night, too.
425
00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:18,938
I don't even know
what's up anymore.
426
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:22,392
I've been so mad at mom
for keeping secrets from me,
427
00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,110
but, you know, she just thought
428
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,146
she was protecting me
from an ugly truth.
429
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:29,165
And that truth was
a lie Maw Maw told,
430
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,334
because she was protecting Mom
from an even uglier truth:
431
00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:34,037
that Louise had abandoned her.
432
00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:36,740
Maw Maw figured it was better
for Mom to think
433
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:38,941
Louise had passed away
than to find out
434
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:41,544
she had a mom who left home
and didn't care.
435
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:43,580
I don't want us to have secrets
in our family,
436
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,498
but what's the point
of being honest
437
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,784
if it breaks
someone's heart?
438
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,887
Oh, looky who's back.
439
00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,674
Where'd you run off to, anyway?
440
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,559
I, uh...
441
00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,897
Sabrina, uh, told me they got in
something called a kumquat,
442
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:02,732
and, you know, I had to try it.
443
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,250
For four hours?
444
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,819
They're really good.
445
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,238
I ended up eating all of them.
446
00:18:08,239 --> 00:18:09,656
See why I lied?
447
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,492
You hog all the damn fruit.
448
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,247
Hey, man.
449
00:18:18,499 --> 00:18:19,816
You didn't tell her that I did
450
00:18:19,817 --> 00:18:20,834
all the makeup or anything,
did you?
451
00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:24,571
No, your secret's safe with me.
452
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:27,173
All the family secrets
are safe with me.
453
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,426
Thanks.
454
00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:31,711
It's a private hell, isn't it?
455
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:32,846
It's a private hell.
456
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,723
VIRGINIA: Are you sure
this is suitable for kids?
457
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,642
Oh, Sabrina helped me
transfer it to a computer
458
00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:47,477
and fiddled with it.
459
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,080
JIMMY
Dear Hope,
460
00:18:51,081 --> 00:18:52,949
this is a video
from your mother.
461
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:54,484
She thinks a lot of you.
462
00:18:54,485 --> 00:18:56,152
My beautiful,
beloved daughter...
463
00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:58,571
JIMMY: She wanted you to
have a record of her love.
464
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,622
LUCY:
And maybe with luck,
465
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,991
a few nuggets of my wisdom.
466
00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:03,326
JIMMY:
Like any good mother,
467
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:05,078
she cared about
your education...
468
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:07,714
I want you to understand
the importance of books.
469
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:10,633
In here, a book saved my life.
470
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:11,551
JIMMY:
...your health...
471
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:15,205
Oatmeal is so good for you.
472
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:17,206
JIMMY: And she wanted you to
learn the basic moves required
473
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:18,675
for doing hula hoop.
474
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,431
Amazing, Jimmy!
475
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,933
Thanks.
476
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:29,486
If you edit out all the
violence, cursing, threatening
477
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:32,238
and graphic lesbian sex,
Lucy's actually kind of sweet.
478
00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:44,150
♪ You're the apple of my eye ♪
479
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:48,121
♪ You're the peaches in my pie ♪
480
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:52,125
♪ You're the blue in my sky ♪
481
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:55,578
♪ You're everything to me ♪
482
00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:59,532
♪ You're the icing on my cake ♪
483
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:03,052
♪ You're the smile
when I awake ♪
484
00:20:03,053 --> 00:20:06,356
♪ You're everything to me ♪
485
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:22,322
♪ You're everything to me ♪
486
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:24,157
I still can't believe
you hit that, Jimmy.
487
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:26,598
Thanks, Dad.
488
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:29,300
www.addic7ed.com
Sync by: Lunardelli
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
www.tvsubtitles.net