1 00:00:17,777 --> 00:00:19,745 Sorry about the diaper, 2 00:00:19,913 --> 00:00:22,814 but your grandfather bought adult small instead of kids' small. 3 00:00:22,949 --> 00:00:24,211 I'd go out and get your size, 4 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:27,115 but me and Maw Maw's birthday party is starting. 5 00:00:28,588 --> 00:00:31,455 It used to bother me that I had to share my birthday with Maw Maw, 6 00:00:31,558 --> 00:00:33,651 because she had way more friends than I did. 7 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,059 And they wouldn't give me any cake unless I sang for them in a funny voice. 8 00:00:37,531 --> 00:00:40,398 Light a candle that shines 9 00:00:40,634 --> 00:00:42,659 All the way around the world 10 00:00:45,071 --> 00:00:47,596 But tonight's birthday party is gonna be great, 11 00:00:47,741 --> 00:00:50,175 because I have way more friends than Maw Maw these days 12 00:00:50,277 --> 00:00:53,940 thanks to strokes, pneumonia and a bus crash on the way to Atlantic City. 13 00:00:54,915 --> 00:00:58,942 But I'm willing to share so we can still have a combo surprise party. 14 00:00:59,486 --> 00:01:00,919 Surprise! 15 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:04,923 My goodness. For me? I'm going to get my camera. 16 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:08,317 Seeing how happy it makes her, and knowing how forgetful she is, 17 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:11,363 we can't help ourselves from doing it every time she comes back in the room. 18 00:01:11,665 --> 00:01:13,326 Why am I holding this camera? 19 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,060 Surprise! 20 00:01:15,302 --> 00:01:17,964 Oh, my goodness. For me? 21 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:20,699 Every year the number of candles grows, 22 00:01:20,807 --> 00:01:23,037 but the size of the cake stays the same. 23 00:01:23,143 --> 00:01:27,102 It's a tradition we've done every year. Well, almost every year. 24 00:01:28,348 --> 00:01:29,872 Although it was only five years ago, 25 00:01:29,983 --> 00:01:31,951 things were a lot different than they are today. 26 00:01:32,185 --> 00:01:34,710 For one, the Hungry Hungry Hippos game had all its marbles. 27 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:40,515 New York Times crossword, you are my bitch. 28 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:43,461 And five years ago, your great-great Maw Maw 29 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,224 hadn't lost her marbles yet either. 30 00:01:45,332 --> 00:01:46,356 You're in a good mood. 31 00:01:46,466 --> 00:01:49,026 Well, of course I am. I'm turning 80 tomorrow. 32 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:50,762 And I can still do this. 33 00:01:53,106 --> 00:01:54,698 Now let's get those breakfast orders in. 34 00:01:54,808 --> 00:01:56,673 - Two eggs over easy, slightly runny - Two eggs over easy, slightly runny 35 00:01:56,776 --> 00:01:58,539 - with bacon and buttered toast. - with bacon and buttered toast. 36 00:01:58,645 --> 00:01:59,839 - I love you. - I love you. 37 00:02:07,621 --> 00:02:08,588 He's awake. 38 00:02:08,788 --> 00:02:10,813 Well, somebody find out what he wants for breakfast. 39 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:14,092 And five years ago... 40 00:02:14,194 --> 00:02:17,630 Well, let's just say I was going through a phase. 41 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:21,226 - Hey, buddy. - Get out! 42 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:29,433 Hey, big birthday tomorrow, huh? 43 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:31,906 Eighteen years old. You excited? 44 00:02:32,045 --> 00:02:33,979 I have a surprise for you. 45 00:02:34,814 --> 00:02:35,940 What'd you get for him, Maw Maw? 46 00:02:36,049 --> 00:02:37,243 Did you get something cool we all can use, 47 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:40,581 like a trampoline or a mini trampoline or something else we could all bounce on? 48 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:41,915 It's a surprise. 49 00:02:42,155 --> 00:02:44,680 Did you hear that? Maw Maw's got a surprise for you, Jimmy. 50 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,781 You know that's not my name! 51 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:52,293 If you want to address me, you must call me "Drakkar Noir." 52 00:02:52,966 --> 00:02:54,365 Like the men's perfume, right? 53 00:02:54,868 --> 00:02:56,802 It means "Black Dragon Ship." 54 00:03:05,745 --> 00:03:07,975 Your makeup looks nice today. 55 00:03:14,621 --> 00:03:16,919 That was the third time you called me stupid today. 56 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:19,617 Because that's the third stupid thing you've said today. 57 00:03:19,726 --> 00:03:21,318 If someday we did have a daughter, 58 00:03:21,428 --> 00:03:24,124 naming her Princess Beyonce would be stupid. 59 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:30,428 Well, thanks for taking the time to look at my application. 60 00:03:30,537 --> 00:03:32,266 My cousin says you're a very busy man. 61 00:03:32,405 --> 00:03:33,929 Yeah, I am a busy man. 62 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:37,768 But never too busy to meet a new friend-slash-employee. 63 00:03:37,877 --> 00:03:39,538 And if you're anything like your cousin Shelley, 64 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:40,771 we'd be lucky to have you. 65 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:43,414 Her and Frank are the best shelf stockers we've ever had. 66 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:53,086 - Wow. - Barney, you totally gotta hire that chick. 67 00:03:53,593 --> 00:03:56,585 Girls with braces have absolutely no self-esteem. 68 00:03:57,731 --> 00:03:59,028 My mother has braces, Frank. 69 00:03:59,399 --> 00:04:00,627 Have her stop by. 70 00:04:01,634 --> 00:04:04,330 Basically I'm just looking for something part-time while I go to college. 71 00:04:04,671 --> 00:04:08,163 College? Oh, I see. Just passing through our little grocery store, are you? 72 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:12,075 Just a quick stop on the glamorous road to fame and fortune. 73 00:04:12,178 --> 00:04:15,477 We had a skinny little fellow come in here thinking like that about 15 years ago. 74 00:04:15,582 --> 00:04:17,641 Thought he was gonna take over the world. 75 00:04:17,751 --> 00:04:18,843 You know where that guy is today? 76 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:21,918 - Was it you? - Yep. 77 00:04:22,455 --> 00:04:23,422 That sucks. 78 00:04:24,357 --> 00:04:25,346 Yep. 79 00:04:37,337 --> 00:04:39,464 It's after midnight. It's your birthday. 80 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,039 It's time for your surprise. 81 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:44,733 - It's in the front yard. - Oh, man, trampoline! 82 00:04:45,278 --> 00:04:47,007 Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline! 83 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:50,079 Trampoline. Trampoline. Trampoline. Trampoline. 84 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:54,080 What's all that? 85 00:04:54,187 --> 00:04:55,176 I think it's our stuff. 86 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:02,356 Sayonara, suckers! 87 00:05:20,814 --> 00:05:23,146 I think Jogging Dan just stole your roller skates. 88 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:26,917 Damn. I was gonna take the wheels off and use those for dress shoes. 89 00:05:32,759 --> 00:05:33,817 What do you think? 90 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:35,986 What are the chances Maw Maw cools off and lets us back in? 91 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:38,222 I doubt it. When I chased her down the block this morning, 92 00:05:38,331 --> 00:05:40,993 she said we never clean, cook or pay for anything. 93 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:44,160 And now that we're all adults, she can throw us out without feeling guilty. 94 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,703 So other than that hot dog, 95 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,204 what else did you find in the glove compartment? 96 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:50,299 A couple of hair scrunchies and 36 cents in pennies. 97 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,401 But they're all stuck together with dried soda. 98 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:54,010 That's okay. I'll suck 'em loose. 99 00:05:56,783 --> 00:05:58,842 Did you guys just eat all the food? 100 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:00,418 Sorry, Drakkar Noir. 101 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,646 I'm gonna starve. 102 00:06:01,855 --> 00:06:03,447 No one is gonna starve. 103 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:05,114 Your mother and I know how to take care of you. 104 00:06:05,225 --> 00:06:07,455 In fact, we're just getting ready to take you out for lunch. 105 00:06:10,697 --> 00:06:13,598 All right, let's stretch a buck in this joint. 106 00:06:52,505 --> 00:06:55,235 Can I sample some of that American cheese? 107 00:06:55,341 --> 00:06:57,172 I've always been curious. 108 00:07:28,508 --> 00:07:29,668 Wow. 109 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:33,201 Sabrina, whose carts are these? 110 00:07:34,714 --> 00:07:35,942 I don't know. 111 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:43,013 Gypsies. 112 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:46,358 Hi. 113 00:07:49,028 --> 00:07:50,393 - How was work? - Good. 114 00:07:50,496 --> 00:07:52,691 My boss said she'll rent us a room, but we gotta leave right now. 115 00:07:52,799 --> 00:07:53,766 Where are your clothes? 116 00:07:53,866 --> 00:07:58,098 Well, stupid Burt talked me into sneaking into the stupid house, 117 00:07:58,204 --> 00:08:01,298 and stupid Barbara June turned the stupid hose on us. 118 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,440 Anyway, our clothes got kind of wet, so I put them on the roof to dry. 119 00:08:04,544 --> 00:08:06,273 You guys know we're parked under a tree, right? 120 00:08:12,452 --> 00:08:17,788 Okay, it comes with a washer-dryer, but you can't use it, 121 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:21,849 because my mother has a 24-hour laundry business. 122 00:08:22,095 --> 00:08:25,189 It's kind of noisy at night, but if you close your eyes, 123 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:26,663 it sounds like jazz. 124 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,028 What's that thing? 125 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:31,399 That's my husband's alpaca. His name's Clyde. 126 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:33,635 He won't spit at you unless you look him in the eye. 127 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:35,598 Sounds reasonable. 128 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,303 I appreciate this, Rosa. You're really helping us out of a bind here. 129 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:50,579 What's going on there? 130 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:53,682 It seems my mother thinks that your son is the devil. 131 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:56,989 I kind of doubt the devil would still be a virgin at 18. 132 00:08:57,864 --> 00:08:59,491 Virginia! 133 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,397 Sorry, Drakkar. 134 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,405 I don't see what the big deal is. 135 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,738 Just wash your face, and they'll let us live there. 136 00:09:10,977 --> 00:09:11,944 Watch it, Burt. 137 00:09:12,045 --> 00:09:13,808 Remember that Dateline about the kid who looked like him? 138 00:09:14,113 --> 00:09:15,944 I don't care. We need a place to stay. 139 00:09:16,049 --> 00:09:17,346 I'm sick of being scared of my own son 140 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,509 just 'cause he walks around looking like Count Dorkula. 141 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:24,249 At least I'm not, like, 30-something years old and living in a van. 142 00:09:24,657 --> 00:09:26,887 You guys can't even take care of your child. 143 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,426 I just found you a great basement to live in. 144 00:09:29,762 --> 00:09:31,457 You are one wet washcloth away 145 00:09:31,564 --> 00:09:33,429 from having a roof over a floor over your head. 146 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:36,161 And as of today, you're not a child anymore anyway. 147 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:39,505 So if you think you can do a better job of taking care of yourself, go for it. 148 00:09:40,406 --> 00:09:41,395 Maybe I will. 149 00:09:41,507 --> 00:09:44,670 Well, good. And when you're ready to take off that stupid makeup 150 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:47,871 and be not freaky, you can come live with your normal family, 151 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:51,939 in a Mexican lady's laundry room with the crazy-ass looking sheep. 152 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:02,185 So there's no way I can stay with either of you guys? 153 00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:03,956 Sorry, man. My family has hated you 154 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,293 ever since you talked me into dressing up like this. 155 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:06,599 Mine, too. I mean, I dig it, 156 00:10:06,599 --> 00:10:08,328 Mine, too. I mean, I dig it, 157 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:11,403 but it turns out my parents aren't real cool with me walking around in whiteface. 158 00:10:15,308 --> 00:10:16,775 He is so beautiful. 159 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:20,677 I wish he'd just fly into my house in the middle of the night 160 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,771 and kill my whole family and carry me away. 161 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:25,449 Somebody's gotta stop reading those Twilight books. 162 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,646 Says the girl who spoke Klingon for an entire summer. 163 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:34,792 I just said I was considering being a vegetarian. 164 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:37,954 Oh, boo-hoo, it's a cow. It's delicious. 165 00:10:38,064 --> 00:10:40,328 It was born to be on a plate next to a baked potato. 166 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,230 God, you're such a softie. 167 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:43,859 "I can't kill anything." 168 00:10:46,038 --> 00:10:47,471 You know, it's none of my business, 169 00:10:47,573 --> 00:10:50,838 but you might wanna think about getting rid of that guy. 170 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:54,807 I just may do that. 171 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:59,441 Excuse me, son. We're going to be closing in five minutes, so you have to... 172 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:00,519 Ow! Ow! 173 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:04,354 Something's wrong with my arm. I keep getting these shooting pains. 174 00:11:05,324 --> 00:11:06,518 Anyway, you gotta go. 175 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:23,639 Oh. Hey, Mike! How was the porn this weekend? 176 00:11:23,743 --> 00:11:26,871 Amazing. Except for the carpal tunnel and slight dehydration. 177 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:52,531 Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading 178 00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:55,971 And everywhere I look There's a dead end waiting 179 00:11:56,475 --> 00:12:00,070 Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis 180 00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:04,307 Stealing kisses from the leprous faces 181 00:12:05,151 --> 00:12:09,053 Got a devil's haircut in my mind 182 00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:12,886 Got a devil's haircut in my mind 183 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:16,758 Got a devil's haircut in my mind 184 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:20,889 Got a devil's haircut in my mind 185 00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:34,470 Devil's haircut! In my mind! 186 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:35,911 Okay, folks, big news. 187 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:38,381 We've got a new flavor of tortilla chip today. 188 00:12:38,484 --> 00:12:41,578 Creamy balsamic ranch blue cheese vinaigrette. 189 00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,281 They taste just like salad, without all that nasty lettuce. 190 00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:01,573 Take me away, dark prince. 191 00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:15,682 - Hello. - You've been asleep for 29 loads of laundry. 192 00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:19,246 Okay. Where's your mother? 193 00:13:19,358 --> 00:13:22,555 Working. She's been gone for about six loads of laundry. 194 00:13:22,995 --> 00:13:25,395 She'll be back in about three or four loads of laundry. 195 00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:27,054 What's that kid talking about? 196 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:30,634 I think they measure time in loads of laundry. 197 00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:37,337 Damn. What... Not cool, man, not cool. 198 00:13:37,476 --> 00:13:40,036 - You looked him in the eye. - Yeah, but just for, like, a second. 199 00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:41,511 Damn, Clyde. 200 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:42,945 Ah! 201 00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:54,620 Ugh! 202 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:56,092 You guys got any food? 203 00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:02,691 Please, Maw Maw? We're sleeping on a cold floor. 204 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:06,071 We begged a seven year old to make us French toast sticks. 205 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,605 Just let us move back in. 206 00:14:07,707 --> 00:14:08,674 No! 207 00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:10,435 Ask her for some money. 208 00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:13,736 Can we at least have some cash? 209 00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:16,007 Why don't you just use the money you stole from me? 210 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:17,480 - What? - I checked my purse 211 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,845 after I threw you guys out. 212 00:14:18,951 --> 00:14:21,351 There was a $20 bill taken out of it. 213 00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:23,251 It had "Happy birthday" written on it. 214 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:25,214 - Wasn't me. - Do you think Jimmy took it? 215 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,451 If he did, he's probably already spent it on a new corset. 216 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,925 It's a lower back support. 217 00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:31,360 How long are we gonna kid ourselves? It's a corset! 218 00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:35,563 Please, Maw Maw. We don't know who took your money. 219 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:39,635 Just let us move back in. We'll change, we promise. 220 00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:42,337 You will never change! 221 00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:46,537 You're a couple of losers! And you'll always be a couple of losers! 222 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:54,312 Maybe it was being called losers by Maw Maw. 223 00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:02,324 Maybe it was having to use a washing machine for a sink. 224 00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:03,861 But whatever it was, 225 00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:06,557 my parents finally realized it was time to grow up. 226 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,997 All right! We have a plan. 227 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:09,935 Step one, get furniture from dumpsters. 228 00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,903 Step one, get furniture from dumpsters. 229 00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:14,973 Start with the one behind the hospital. That always has good stuff. 230 00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:19,374 Step two, come up with an advertising idea so I can get a few more lawns to mow. 231 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,639 Step three, start sucking up to Rosa and her kids, 232 00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:23,544 so Rosa gives you more shifts at work. 233 00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:26,709 Step four, stay in at night and entertain ourselves, 234 00:15:26,819 --> 00:15:28,912 instead of going out and spending money. 235 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:31,182 If we do all that, and stick to our budget each week, 236 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,279 we should have... 237 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,883 $20 left over for us to start paying back Maw Maw for all those years 238 00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:37,087 she let us live there for free. 239 00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:38,355 Okay. Um... 240 00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:41,494 You do have enough money to pay for all this, right? 241 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,693 Yeah. My brother-in-law gave me five bucks this morning. 242 00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:45,430 How much are the Zagnuts? 243 00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:49,806 Okay, folks, today we've got a sale on hair condention... 244 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:53,777 And softener... fab. Damn, these mini-strokes. 245 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:17,302 Gypsy. 246 00:16:19,038 --> 00:16:20,630 We've got a gypsy! 247 00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:23,804 We've got a gypsy! 248 00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:29,539 Maw Maw, you here? 249 00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,909 Can't wait to see her face when she sees this money. 250 00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:36,344 Maw Maw, we got a little surprise for ya. 251 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,117 Well, look who finally decided to show up for dinner. 252 00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:41,583 I've been sitting here for five hours. 253 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,728 Your grandfather hasn't even bothered to call. 254 00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:45,053 Grandpa Wilfred? 255 00:16:45,164 --> 00:16:46,961 Bad enough he works late all year. 256 00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:50,028 You think he'd be on time here for my birthday. 257 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:53,366 Maw Maw, Grandpa Wilfred isn't at work, he's dead. 258 00:16:58,077 --> 00:16:59,669 Well, of course he is. 259 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,004 I didn't mean... I just... 260 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,979 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 261 00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:08,443 And I thought I told you two not to come back here. 262 00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:12,320 You're on your own now. And I still want my birthday money back. 263 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,619 It was a gift from my brother Sal. 264 00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:17,855 It would break his heart if he knew you stole it. 265 00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,392 I didn't know she had a brother named Sal. 266 00:17:22,201 --> 00:17:24,499 She doesn't. Burt, look at this. 267 00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,803 Her crossword puzzle's all crazy. 268 00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:30,337 She played tic-tac-toe in all the squares. 269 00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,107 She's been doing that for a while. 270 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,272 - Why didn't you say anything? - I'm not a puzzle guy. 271 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:39,909 But the $20 bill, making dinner for dead people, the crazy crossword... 272 00:17:41,754 --> 00:17:42,812 Connect the dots. 273 00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:44,355 I just said I'm not a puzzle guy. 274 00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:48,491 I think she might be getting old-timer's disease. 275 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,860 So what are we supposed to do? 276 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,930 No. No! Come on. We did it! We can live on our own now. 277 00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:01,762 But she can't. 278 00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,538 We came here to pay her back. I think we should pay her back. 279 00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:12,077 Give me the pen. 280 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,019 This belongs to you. I shouldn't have taken it. 281 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,157 Damn right you shouldn't have taken it. 282 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,957 Listen. We can't live without you. 283 00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:27,965 We tried, but we just can't do it. 284 00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,367 Will you please take us back? 285 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,608 Fine, you can move back in. But I have two rules. 286 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:40,804 Number one, you start chipping in and doing your share around here. 287 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,674 Number two, never let my granddaughter Virginia 288 00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:45,943 and her no-good husband back into this house. 289 00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,177 - Deal. - Deal. 290 00:18:56,462 --> 00:19:00,193 Excuse me, do you sell anything that would get bloodstains out of the trunk of a car? 291 00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:02,199 - Aisle six. - Thank you! 292 00:19:03,869 --> 00:19:07,100 I've got the stuff. It's go time. 293 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,275 You ready, Stocky Balboa? 294 00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:15,177 You know it, Dwayne "The Stock" Johnson. 295 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:19,278 Attention, shoppers. Howdy's will be closing in five minutes. 296 00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:28,820 Aha! Gypsy! 297 00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:36,234 Help! Call the police! 298 00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,067 We've got a gypsy! 299 00:19:39,171 --> 00:19:40,763 No! 300 00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:48,243 Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my ma and pa 301 00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:49,712 I'm okay. 302 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,283 Not the way that I do love you 303 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:56,581 Well, holy-moly me-oh-my You're the apple of my eye 304 00:19:56,689 --> 00:20:00,090 Girl, I never loved one like you 305 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:05,157 Man, oh, man, you're my best friend I'll scream it to the nothingness 306 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:08,261 There ain't nothing that I need 307 00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:13,833 I'll follow you into the park, through the jungle, though the dark 308 00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:17,500 Girl, I never loved one like you 309 00:20:17,609 --> 00:20:21,773 Oh, home, let me come home 310 00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:25,976 Home is wherever I'm with you 311 00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:30,784 Oh, home, let me come home 312 00:20:30,889 --> 00:20:34,518 Home is wherever I'm with you 313 00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:45,895 What the hell are you doing? 314 00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:49,440 I was living in the grocery store, but I got caught, 315 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,736 and now I think I'm going to jail! 316 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:54,813 Whoa, you do not wanna be the guy in jail who wears the most makeup. 317 00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:56,005 Get in! 318 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,310 He went that way! 319 00:21:04,156 --> 00:21:06,090 - Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome, Drakkar Noir. 320 00:21:06,191 --> 00:21:08,887 Oh, I think I just wanna be Jimmy again. 321 00:21:10,095 --> 00:21:12,063 I'm sorry about what I said about you and Mom. 322 00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:14,997 Hey, forget it. We all had a little growing up to do. 323 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,634 Let's get you inside and wash your face before they come back. 324 00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:22,371 - Wait, we're living here again? - Long story. 325 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:26,401 So we all moved back in with Maw Maw, 326 00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:29,878 only this time, she needed us as much as we needed her. 327 00:21:30,149 --> 00:21:34,279 Happy 80th, Maw Maw. Thanks for letting us spend it with you. 328 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,249 Hey, look who it is. 329 00:21:42,127 --> 00:21:45,961 And here we all are, five years later , still celebrating birthdays. 330 00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:48,965 Oh, home, let me come home 331 00:21:49,968 --> 00:21:52,232 Home is wherever I'm with you 332 00:21:52,337 --> 00:21:53,565 Could you stop it? 333 00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:55,833 Hey, remember when you used to wear all that makeup? 334 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,533 - You looked like a freak. - Shut up. 335 00:21:57,643 --> 00:22:00,510 And never, ever say anything about that around Sabrina. 336 00:22:00,846 --> 00:22:01,938 It's embarrassing. 337 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,775 Don't worry, I wouldn't wanna mess up your chances. 338 00:22:17,396 --> 00:22:19,864 Alabama, Arkansas 339 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,560 I do love my ma and pa 340 00:22:25,737 --> 00:22:28,900 Moats and boats and waterfalls 341 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:33,335 Alley ways and pay-phone calls 342 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:41,008 Home is whenever I'm with you 343 00:22:43,255 --> 00:22:44,620 Surprise! 344 00:22:44,857 --> 00:22:47,621 Oh, my goodness. For me? 345 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,301 English - US - SDH