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Not a cloud in the sky

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Where could my lover be?

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One hundred flowers bloom just waiting to be
picked

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Won't he stop a while and smell them?

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The Purple Sword of Heaven?

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That should be worth a few bucks!

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Who goes there?

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What is your name?

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I can't tell you my real name

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But I'm going to a place called America

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And my new name will be The Green Hornet!

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Don't you know the Purple Sword of Heaven

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Belongs to Purple Cloud the immortal?

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I'm just a thief, what's it to me?

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For a thief, such ignorance

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Can be a very dangerous thing!

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Give it a rest pal!

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If I was an educated man

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I wouldn't need to be a thief then would l?

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Well then, allow me to enlighten you.

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The woman you just robbed

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Is the immortal, Rose.

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She is obsessed with the exploits of the
legendary Purple Cloud.

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And is waiting for the day when her true love
comes along

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And pulls the sword from its scabbard.

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So that together they can live happily ever
after.

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So she stole the Purple Sword of Heaven from
its place in front of the Celestial Lantern

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And brought it to the world of mortals.

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Just as Purple Cloud once did

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She too is looking for someone who can
release the sword

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Well who is it then?

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It was me.

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Now it's you!

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Where did you go?

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Come out!

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You pig headed fool!

38
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Finally, I have found him.

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He is "The One"!!

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The One, What if we get married tonight!

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What are you doing?

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What the hell?

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My pants get loose when I'm nervous

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You've pulled out the Purple Sword of Heaven!

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I'm so excited

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There's been a misunderstanding

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It was that jackass who pulled the sword out
just now, Not me!

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Where is he?

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He's gone. He said he was going to America

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You can still catch him if you leave now!

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You're only kidding yourself.

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My heart is in agony...agony

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Since God has already blessed this marriage

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Why don't we just accept it?

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Right? Just accept it!

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Be a good boy!

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Miss

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T o prove that I didn't release the sword

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I'll try again right now just to show you!

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One, two, three!

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It doesn't count. Three for two

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One, two, three...

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This thing is broken

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I know!

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Perhaps you can't accept this blessing

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Because you can't believe

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That God could shine so kindly upon you

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By having sent me to marry you

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Actually, I didn't think it was you either. Not at
first.

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But if we could have figured this out for
ourselves

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We would have no use for God!

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Well then, have you figured out that

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I could use this sword to kill you now?

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Ok!

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Deng...Deng...Deng...Deng...

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This is our wedding cake

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We can have the ceremony tonight

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Over my dead body!

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I'll devote myself to you just like this baby pig

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T ake your time. Enjoy it.

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Come, quickly!

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Quickly!

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Enough!

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Wait for me!

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Don't follow me!

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Stop running!

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Stop!

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It was my fault! I shouldn't have robbed you!

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T ake some money and let me go please!!

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Have you lost your mind? So many people who
could have robbed me. But it was you.

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It was destined that we would be together.

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Why the hell is this banana in a bamboo
forest?

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Isn't it destiny for banana and bamboo to be
together?

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Like you and me. At first glance, it appears not
to match

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Come to think of it, we are just like this
"banaboo"

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T alk to you later

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Qing Yi Se the thief, we've been tracking you
for over a month

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Come with us to the sheriff' s station!

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Don't be afraid! I'll protect you!!

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You protect me? I would rather give myself up!

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This way!

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Come on!

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Good! Good...

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Where'd they go?

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No idea. Where did they go?

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Right! They were just here

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Can't have gone too far

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Check the Water Cube!

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Ok!

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Qing Yi Se. Don't run so fast...

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Why are you so happy?

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Look

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The road to marriage

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I won't give it to you! Bite me?

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Bull Demon King! Stop!

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You thought I wouldn't recognize you with
plastic surgery?

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I'd recognize your ashes

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Plastic surgery...you think I had plastic
surgery?

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I came up with a new look just for Purple
Cloud, you don't like it?

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Give me back the box!

121
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You lost. You have to drink! Stop running!

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Kill him!

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Got it!

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Anybody else?

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Me!

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Wait for me!

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Purple Cloud! Where are you?

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Since you can't find Purple Cloud

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Why don't you just let us use the "Moon Light
Box"

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Yeah! I want to find the T ang Monk

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I have something urgent to discuss with him

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You call yourselves my friends?

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For my true love

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For my Purple Cloud

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I travelled through time and space with this
"Moon Light Box"

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I left my wife! Think that was easy for me?

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You two promised to assist me

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But now neither of you are being much help.

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I...

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Excuse me...

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Is this the legendary "Moon Light Box"?

142
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Not only moon light! With the latest upgrade

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we also can use solar power

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What about the Bhagavati Sutra?

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Bhagavati?

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Bhagavati...

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Bhagavati...Don't say it!

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Don't say it

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Got out!

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Wait for me!

151
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This is the chaos of war. Where have l
travelled to?

152
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Excuse me! Please tell me where we are?

153
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We are at Chang Ban Slope

154
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At war with Cao's army, General Zhao

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What?

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General!

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General Zhao...

158
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I'm giving Ah Dou to you

159
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You got the wrong guy

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Give yourself to me

161
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Why are you giving me a baby?

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General Zhao

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Please take Ah Dou with you and bring him to
your lord, Liu Bei!

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I told you I want you, not the baby!

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General...

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I heard before that Zhao Zi Long was a
scoundrel!

167
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I would rather jump down a well than let you
take advantage of me!!

168
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Don't! Don't jump

169
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Don't jump!

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I steal treasure. Not virtue!

171
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I just want that piece of jade on your chest!

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Ah...Crown prince master!

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Death to you, Zhao Zi Long!

174
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That's revolting...

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I always knew you stank.

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How are things going over there?

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Missing an eye and still no mercy!

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Sons of bitches!

179
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Meet the human fire hose!

180
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General Zhao Zi Long is back with Ah Dou!

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Zi Long...

182
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My lord! I got Ah Dou back!

183
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My Lord? Or the Prime Minister?

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Huh, what's your name?

185
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I'm Cao!

186
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That's right! Prime minister and Liu Bei were
enemies yesterday

187
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I surrender to you today

188
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And dedicate Ah Dou to you

189
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So isn't yesterday's Prime Minister today's...

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My lord!

191
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Guess if I believe you or not.

192
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I will give you one chance to tell the truth

193
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Lie and I will have you killed!

194
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I...I can tell you but you won't believe me

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T ry me

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Thanks my lord

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One afternoon about five hundred years ago

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I was just doing my job as usual, stealing
treasure not virtue

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When I caught a woman

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But I didn't do anything to her

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A series of strange things happened, starting
with a purple heavenly sword.

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A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard
somehow

203
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But he kept on saying I did it

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And then this woman called Rose totally
believed him

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And she forced me to marry her

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Of course I refused.

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So I just ran and ran

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And ran and ran

209
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And ran and ran

210
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Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King and
then

211
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Wrong! I was that woman

212
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Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

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She gave me a moon cake box

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And Boom! I showed up here

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So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and
moon cakes with you

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Do you believe me?

217
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You dare play language games with me?

218
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If Liu Bei's men can do it

219
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My men can do it too

220
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You!

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Y es!

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One afternoon about five hundred years ago

223
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I was just doing my job as usual, stealing
treasure not virtue

224
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When I caught a woman

225
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But I didn't do anything to her

226
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A series of strange things happened, starting
with a purple heavenly sword.

227
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A bastard pulled it out from the scabbard
somehow

228
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But he kept on saying I did it

229
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And then this woman called Rose totally
believed him

230
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And she forced me to marry her

231
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Of course I refused.

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So I just ran and ran

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And ran and ran

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And ran and ran

235
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Finally I defeated that Bull Demon King

236
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Wrong! I was that woman

237
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Just like the woman of Bull Demon King

238
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She gave me a moon cake box

239
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And Boom! I showed up here

240
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So I just brought Ah Dou by to have tea and
moon cakes with you

241
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Do you believe me?

242
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Encore! Encore...

243
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Encore...

244
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Bravo! Bravo!

245
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I'm talking about you! I'm talking about you!

246
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What? What?

247
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Forget it... Forget it...

248
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Are you some kind of parrot?

249
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Hey! What are you doing?

250
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What are you doing? From that sparkle in your
eye

251
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I can confidently discern that you are an
assassin

252
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Frisk him!

253
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Y es!

254
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Blinking is my occupational hazard. Bro!

255
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What box? Bring it to me

256
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Y es!

257
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Bha...vati

258
00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:43,704
Don't say it! Prime minister!

259
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That's just for decoration.

260
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It's actually for plucking nose hairs

261
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It's not that easy to fool Cao!

262
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No, it's not...

263
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You're saying this is Ah Dou?

264
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I just don't believe it

265
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It might be a bug!

266
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Maybe even a recorder

267
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You're saying it's a pair of tweezers

268
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,558
I think it's for clipping toe nails

269
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Now I'm going to let you and this thing called
Ah Dou

270
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Go home

271
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Prime Minister, you're going to let them go just
like that?

272
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,275
It's called hiding an iron hand inside of a velvet
glove.

273
00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:35,486
Give him 3 bags of milk powder, you know
which brand, right?

274
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:37,779
Understood

275
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,071
Yes!

276
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:40,906
I want my nail clippers back!

277
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,074
I want my nail clippers back...

278
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:45,575
As far as I know

279
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:49,369
Dong Wu and Liu Bei have already formed an
alliance

280
00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:53,205
T oday, Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge...

281
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:56,832
Are going to sing together tonight

282
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,169
Left, right...Ieft, right

283
00:16:25,224 --> 00:16:27,600
Wow this vodka is so pure!!

284
00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:31,936
Mr. Zhu Ge, this is Oolong tea!

285
00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:34,187
I mean this Oolong is

286
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:35,730
As pure as Vodka

287
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,314
Beyond all expectations

288
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,440
Mr. Zhu Ge

289
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,192
Because of my heart disease and
hypertension!

290
00:16:42,526 --> 00:16:43,569
I take tea instead of vodka

291
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:44,527
ok

292
00:16:46,028 --> 00:16:49,488
Mr. Zhou, war or peace, you have to decide as
soon as possible

293
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,906
Cao's army is heading south

294
00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:53,408
Mr. Lu Su

295
00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:55,367
We made a deal

296
00:16:55,576 --> 00:16:57,243
We wouldn't talk about war today. Just try to
have some fun

297
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,079
I've heard that Mr. Zhu Ge is a master of
various disciplines

298
00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:02,705
He is well versed in music, chess, calligraphy,
painting...everything

299
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:05,165
May I ask you to write something for my lady?

300
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,040
Just a little bit!

301
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,209
I just know a little bit about everything

302
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,878
T o be honest my reputation is something of an
exaggeration

303
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,007
Ok, I'll try my best!

304
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:25,302
Mr. Zhou!

305
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:29,346
Oh!! Beau?

306
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:30,263
Wrong

307
00:17:30,889 --> 00:17:31,973
It's "beautiful"

308
00:17:32,264 --> 00:17:34,308
This is what I can spell so far

309
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,559
Like I said I know a little bit about everything,
people always think I'm just modest

310
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,935
Actually I really only know a little

311
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,813
You are very charming

312
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,315
And your calligraphy is moist, not dry

313
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:49,609
Clear but not chilly. Plump but not heavy.

314
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,401
Refreshing to spirit and stimulating to mind!

315
00:17:51,568 --> 00:17:52,818
I'm so flattered

316
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,155
May I ask if you know music?

317
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,697
A little bit!!

318
00:17:59,989 --> 00:18:02,657
If Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge could play music
together just one time

319
00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:05,868
That song would be sung for an eternity

320
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,578
And result in a very popular karaoke selection

321
00:19:52,683 --> 00:19:54,809
From his music

322
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,643
I sensed that he had read my mind

323
00:19:57,561 --> 00:20:00,146
From his music I sensed that

324
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:02,564
He has read that I read his mind

325
00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:05,898
From their music

326
00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:08,567
I sensed that we'd be going home soon!!

327
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,319
From their music

328
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:15,196
I sensed that they would be wanting sweet and
sour pork for dinner

329
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:23,576
General Zhao is back with Ah Dou!

330
00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,618
General Zhao is back!

331
00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:30,289
Please sign it, General Zhao

332
00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:31,914
ok...

333
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,123
Alright no problem...

334
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:34,124
Be careful

335
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,792
One by one, no problem

336
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:38,460
Lady, you're stepping on my foot!!

337
00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:41,378
Next...no hurry...

338
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:42,838
Ok...

339
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,422
Be careful...

340
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:45,506
Be careful

341
00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:47,049
General, general!

342
00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:48,299
I'll sign for you of course

343
00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:49,842
Sign these too

344
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:51,968
Brother! Need some signatures for your
girlfriend?

345
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,136
Girlfriend?

346
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,471
These are for the money you still owe! You
need to sign these for the bank!

347
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,304
Hurry up!!

348
00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:02,683
I'll deal with you later ok?

349
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,350
Hey Hey!

350
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:05,477
You...

351
00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:08,020
What are you looking at? Heeheehee...

352
00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:11,772
Your bone structure is exquisite. It's one in a
million.

353
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:12,773
I'll give you a discount

354
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,899
This is what I have, which one do you like?

355
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,025
What kind of book?

356
00:21:19,735 --> 00:21:20,943
Why would I read this kind of book?

357
00:21:21,235 --> 00:21:22,195
Personally I prefer the Spring and Autumn
Annals

358
00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:24,488
Spring and Autumn Annals my ass!

359
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,947
You took my porn books. Don't take airs with
me!!

360
00:21:27,865 --> 00:21:29,657
Hey...Yee...

361
00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:31,784
Yee... Yee...what?

362
00:21:31,909 --> 00:21:33,534
Why do you just always yee yee when you see
me?

363
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,244
I thought you forgot about me!

364
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,954
How can I forget?

365
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,413
Are they fresh water pearls or ocean?

366
00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:42,040
Zi Long

367
00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:51,004
Big brother is waiting for you!

368
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:51,837
Is that him?

369
00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:57,341
I'm very kind. No need to be afraid!

370
00:21:57,508 --> 00:22:00,385
My lord! General Zhao is back!

371
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:00,593
General Zhao is back!

372
00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:03,719
My lord!

373
00:22:07,305 --> 00:22:08,473
My lord!

374
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,432
Zi Long, you've been through a lot!

375
00:22:10,891 --> 00:22:11,641
My lord!

376
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,768
I risked my cherished life

377
00:22:15,018 --> 00:22:16,435
Handsome face and sexy voice

378
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,812
And successfully protected the young lord's
life

379
00:22:18,978 --> 00:22:21,106
I don't expect a great award even though I did
a great job

380
00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:23,856
Several thousand taels of silver should be fine

381
00:22:24,649 --> 00:22:27,234
No price is too high for this accomplishment.

382
00:22:27,734 --> 00:22:28,110
Missus!

383
00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:30,069
Yes!

384
00:22:32,862 --> 00:22:33,738
Help yourself

385
00:22:34,113 --> 00:22:36,781
Ah!Ah!Ah!

386
00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:37,699
What the hell?

387
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,033
Now what?

388
00:22:40,283 --> 00:22:42,076
This is my husband's latest invention, straw
swim fins

389
00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:44,661
Specially made for fighting against Cao's army
across the river. We shall be victorious!!

390
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:46,912
Wow. Even poor people like you enlisted?

391
00:22:47,162 --> 00:22:47,579
How dare you!

392
00:22:47,746 --> 00:22:48,414
Scary!

393
00:22:48,706 --> 00:22:50,581
What you just said definitely weakened my
soldiers' morale

394
00:22:50,873 --> 00:22:51,498
Missus...

395
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,125
Zi Long is just being honest.

396
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,960
Zi Long, I have a good idea

397
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,586
Let's cooperate with foreign kingdoms

398
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,671
Once we have conquered these lands l
propose a low-risk revenue sharing model

399
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,339
We can attacking Cao both from front and
back

400
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:05,549
And afterwards we can split the spoils

401
00:23:05,841 --> 00:23:07,508
30/70

402
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,093
But we have to a learn foreign language to
communicate with them

403
00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:12,177
There is no better communication than music

404
00:23:12,302 --> 00:23:13,679
Music is the international language

405
00:23:13,804 --> 00:23:14,220
My lord,

406
00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:17,889
The good-will ambassador from T urkestan is
waiting, my lord!!

407
00:23:17,973 --> 00:23:18,640
Please!!

408
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:37,901
should old acquaintance be forgot

409
00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:43,196
and never brought to mind?

410
00:23:43,613 --> 00:23:48,783
Should old acquaintance be forgot

411
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,953
and days of auld lang syne

412
00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:58,539
for auld lang syne,

413
00:23:58,831 --> 00:24:04,751
my dear, for auld lang syne

414
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:10,129
we'll take a cup of kindness yet

415
00:24:10,421 --> 00:24:15,924
for auld lang syne

416
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:29,433
su-la-la la su-la-la la su-la-la la ah-ah-o-o

417
00:24:30,308 --> 00:24:35,186
Billie Jean come on su la la la

418
00:24:39,481 --> 00:24:44,733
We two have paddled in the stream

419
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:51,196
From morning sun till dine

420
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:57,240
But seas between us broad have roared

421
00:24:57,532 --> 00:25:03,203
Since auld lang syne

422
00:25:03,578 --> 00:25:14,418
for auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne

423
00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:25,716
we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang
syne

424
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:30,469
My brother! I think the ambassador likes you

425
00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:32,553
In that case, I'll assign you to protect her.

426
00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:34,180
No, it's not necessary. I just...

427
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:35,430
Do me a favor, come on!

428
00:25:40,308 --> 00:25:42,143
You little bugger! Hiding here with your porn.

429
00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:45,270
No wonder you're always blushing

430
00:25:50,731 --> 00:25:51,691
Good night, ambassador!

431
00:26:00,612 --> 00:26:02,655
Hmm! The Moon Light box

432
00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:05,323
Can't you just take me somewhere peaceful to
enjoy a happy life together?

433
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:09,493
Making me a watch dog, protect the
ambassador

434
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:10,576
My ass!!

435
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:14,162
I'd better go to Cao's to get the box back!

436
00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:19,165
Here are the keys! General

437
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,333
We figured you would deal with Cao

438
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,084
Oh ya?

439
00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:26,420
Since we both have similar interests

440
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,754
Why don't we go back to have a drink before
killing Cao

441
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:29,422
Ok

442
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:30,131
My treat

443
00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:37,802
A bunch of dumbasses. Want to get me
drunk?

444
00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:40,095
I'm still standing while they're down for the
count.

445
00:26:45,723 --> 00:26:46,223
Gen...

446
00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:47,808
What's it to you! Do we know each other?

447
00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:49,851
You guys all pretending to be a tree?

448
00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:51,727
Next time I'll pretend to be a pile of shit!
What'll you do then?

449
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:53,436
Shit isn't difficult.

450
00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:56,021
Peeing. Now that's hard.

451
00:27:11,947 --> 00:27:12,865
Lazing about are we?

452
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:14,699
General!

453
00:27:24,371 --> 00:27:25,080
Ah? What's your name?

454
00:27:25,372 --> 00:27:26,331
I'm Osim!

455
00:27:26,915 --> 00:27:27,749
What are you doing?

456
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,833
Ancient Thai massage!

457
00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:33,793
This is all the rage down south

458
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:36,045
Changing tempo with the screaming of the
customer

459
00:27:36,211 --> 00:27:39,339
The louder you are, the faster it goes!

460
00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:42,049
What time is it?

461
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:44,592
Aren't you going for a midnight snack? Where
are your priorities!!

462
00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:58,600
I know you can't accept me right now

463
00:27:58,808 --> 00:27:59,809
I don't mind

464
00:28:00,685 --> 00:28:02,645
Love is like a durian

465
00:28:03,811 --> 00:28:05,230
The first bite

466
00:28:05,772 --> 00:28:07,231
It's hard

467
00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:10,233
But with time and you'll learn to love it

468
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,026
In order to help you accept me little by little

469
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,194
Instead of being scared of my appearance

470
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,196
I disguised myself as the ambassador

471
00:28:22,323 --> 00:28:24,366
God! It's so stuffy in this thing!

472
00:28:30,328 --> 00:28:47,255
Ah...?

473
00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:49,214
That's more like it.

474
00:28:50,257 --> 00:28:51,131
Ambassador!!

475
00:28:52,675 --> 00:28:53,384
You idiot.

476
00:28:53,675 --> 00:28:55,218
I am a human! Don't crank me like an engine!

477
00:28:55,635 --> 00:28:57,135
Till you accept me

478
00:28:58,011 --> 00:28:58,886
Ambassador...

479
00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:00,346
Ambassador...Ambassador...

480
00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:01,055
Who?

481
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:01,805
Who?

482
00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:03,431
Are you alright?

483
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:05,474
I'm fine!

484
00:29:06,349 --> 00:29:07,851
It's impossible. I saw your head...

485
00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:09,434
What about my head?

486
00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:11,686
I saw it...split

487
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,729
That was my sister's head!!

488
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,355
When did your sister arrive?

489
00:29:15,647 --> 00:29:16,355
What, what did I say

490
00:29:17,648 --> 00:29:18,774
I don't have a sister, where's the head?

491
00:29:19,232 --> 00:29:19,858
General!

492
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:21,900
You scared me! Sesame soup is ready!

493
00:29:28,613 --> 00:29:30,739
Good timing. Have some soup ok?

494
00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:45,498
Ambassador... You look different?

495
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:50,793
Women always look different without makeup

496
00:29:51,668 --> 00:29:52,794
Have some soup!

497
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,338
You don't like it?

498
00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:01,133
People from T urkestan prefer to drink it cold!!

499
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,217
But I waited for it to cool off already

500
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,428
Let's eat it then!

501
00:30:11,055 --> 00:30:11,847
You...

502
00:30:12,139 --> 00:30:13,182
It's normal!!

503
00:30:13,473 --> 00:30:16,142
Every night after 1 2 o'clock, we have to rest
our hands

504
00:30:16,392 --> 00:30:17,976
So we can't use them to eat

505
00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:19,268
Why didn't you tell me?

506
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,769
My lord asked me to serve you, I can't very well
disappoint him

507
00:30:21,895 --> 00:30:22,729
Come on. Open up!

508
00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:38,655
Sister

509
00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:42,115
Don't start it if you can't finish. Such a waste!

510
00:30:42,866 --> 00:30:43,617
You can drink some if she doesn't!

511
00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:45,993
Why don't you drink it?

512
00:30:46,826 --> 00:30:47,785
Maybe not!

513
00:30:50,537 --> 00:30:51,747
Go, go, go...

514
00:30:55,332 --> 00:30:56,875
What happened to your sister? She's so floppy

515
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,505
The earth is under attack...

516
00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:29,936
Ah! She looks so familiar

517
00:31:30,394 --> 00:31:31,312
It doesn't make sense!

518
00:31:32,395 --> 00:31:33,855
He's starting to get used to my look

519
00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:43,945
Hey! Security here is so tight, there must be
some gap we can sneak through

520
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,862
General, we don't have any gaps here!!

521
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,614
I see. Bit of an awkward question is it?

522
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:49,989
How about this, can you tell me if,
hypothetically speaking

523
00:31:50,281 --> 00:31:52,117
There was a gap, where it might be?

524
00:32:03,373 --> 00:32:04,624
This is so well concealed. Nobody would ever
find it!

525
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:05,124
Stab

526
00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:05,916
Stick

527
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,375
Prick, prod!

528
00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:09,544
Stab, stick, prick, prod!

529
00:32:12,670 --> 00:32:15,004
You there! What is the difference between

530
00:32:15,255 --> 00:32:16,172
Stab, stick, prick, and prod?

531
00:32:16,422 --> 00:32:16,881
Nothing!

532
00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:19,133
Basically, it's just four kinds of poking.

533
00:32:19,716 --> 00:32:21,801
There he goes blowing things up again!

534
00:32:22,093 --> 00:32:23,176
Prod!

535
00:32:31,473 --> 00:32:33,391
You dare blow up my gate?

536
00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:34,684
Jen...

537
00:32:35,183 --> 00:32:36,059
I kill you...

538
00:32:36,351 --> 00:32:37,018
Jen...

539
00:32:38,269 --> 00:32:40,353
You dare blow up my gate...

540
00:32:40,645 --> 00:32:42,063
Such a beauty

541
00:32:42,355 --> 00:32:44,606
No wonder General Gan would want to die in
her arms!

542
00:32:45,148 --> 00:32:48,567
I'm sure she is the kind of women to steal your
money and your heart all in one fell swoop

543
00:32:51,777 --> 00:32:52,735
Not you too?...

544
00:32:52,986 --> 00:32:54,571
T ruth be told, in the very heart of every man

545
00:32:54,863 --> 00:32:56,113
There is a bitch...

546
00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,531
Bitch! Where's my rent!

547
00:33:00,157 --> 00:33:02,409
Landlady, how did you get here?

548
00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:06,578
None of your business

549
00:33:06,911 --> 00:33:09,538
You don't have money to pay the rent. But you
can afford to train an army for war?

550
00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:11,414
Is Liu Bei really so powerful? Is Sun Quan
really so fierce?

551
00:33:11,706 --> 00:33:13,081
If you don't pay up in two days

552
00:33:13,415 --> 00:33:15,499
I'll tear this place down and build a shopping
mall!

553
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:16,500
Got it?

554
00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:18,460
A little bit!

555
00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:21,587
Are you screwing with me?

556
00:33:21,795 --> 00:33:23,004
I couldn't be more clear

557
00:33:23,254 --> 00:33:24,672
And you tell me you understand a little bit

558
00:33:24,964 --> 00:33:25,797
I understand...completely!!

559
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,174
A little bit is just my pet phrase

560
00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,383
Could you put your sword away, lady?

561
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:29,842
No way!

562
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:30,759
Land lady

563
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:33,761
We are about to start the battle against Cao

564
00:33:34,094 --> 00:33:36,554
Rent won't be a problem if we win the war

565
00:33:36,804 --> 00:33:37,805
But the problem is

566
00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:39,931
Can't you just wait a few days?

567
00:33:40,307 --> 00:33:41,682
Losers!

568
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:45,059
I wouldn't hire you to plaster a wall, and you
want to fight Cao?

569
00:33:45,393 --> 00:33:47,436
Ever heard the term economic meltdown?

570
00:33:47,686 --> 00:33:49,020
How about subprime crisis?

571
00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,521
Even I'm fighting to survive in this climate, how
can you possibly win?

572
00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:52,314
Fine!

573
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,939
I'll give you 1 0 percent off

574
00:33:55,648 --> 00:33:56,441
Fine!

575
00:34:04,863 --> 00:34:07,323
Brothers, my landlord mocks us

576
00:34:07,573 --> 00:34:08,782
She says we're going to fail

577
00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:10,824
Let's prove to her

578
00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:13,035
That she's wrong about our stock!

579
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,243
That's right!

580
00:34:14,494 --> 00:34:16,953
Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

581
00:34:17,245 --> 00:34:19,872
Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

582
00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:22,707
Death to Cao! Get money to pay the rent!

583
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:25,375
Honey. It seems these people really don't have
money

584
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:27,001
If you don't let them do some pillaging

585
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:28,418
We probably won't see a penny!

586
00:34:29,044 --> 00:34:29,628
How do you know?

587
00:34:30,587 --> 00:34:32,004
I just spoke to Mrs. Zhou, Xiao Qiao

588
00:34:32,213 --> 00:34:33,172
She really has nothing!

589
00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:34,839
Were you checking her out?

590
00:34:35,298 --> 00:34:37,716
I peeped on her in the bath. I'm telling you,
she's got nothing!

591
00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:40,093
You want to beat me?

592
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,096
T ricked me into jumping into this shithole,
damn you!

593
00:35:01,647 --> 00:35:02,564
Wow General Xia

594
00:35:02,815 --> 00:35:05,441
The Prime Minister is brilliant

595
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:09,110
Wu's army thought we marched the long way
around

596
00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:13,321
And would assembly all our forces for a
decisive victory on the east bank

597
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,906
So stupid. Prepare the surprise attack.

598
00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:26,412
Stop!

599
00:35:28,414 --> 00:35:29,831
This kid is so ugly

600
00:35:30,581 --> 00:35:33,542
This is not right, they are not scared by us

601
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,543
Maybe it's a trap!

602
00:35:39,461 --> 00:35:41,088
He mentioned my mom. Kill them!

603
00:35:41,462 --> 00:35:42,296
General Xia!

604
00:36:00,683 --> 00:36:02,934
General Xia! There might be an ambush
ahead!

605
00:36:03,727 --> 00:36:05,728
I don't believe it! I hate people making jokes
about my mother!

606
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,730
Protect General Xia...hurry, hurry up!!

607
00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:51,963
Feeling anything?

608
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,468
Don't be so preoccupied with appearances!

609
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,429
Actually my heart is a thing to be valued as
well!

610
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:05,972
I should say

611
00:37:06,889 --> 00:37:10,266
I am the one in a million who is faithful in love

612
00:37:16,811 --> 00:37:18,188
I'm not afraid of you!

613
00:37:30,779 --> 00:37:31,488
Great!

614
00:37:32,196 --> 00:37:33,489
Get ready for the reflection!!

615
00:37:43,036 --> 00:37:45,079
Kill!

616
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,168
Kill!

617
00:37:58,879 --> 00:38:00,338
All the horses have closed their eyes!

618
00:38:02,798 --> 00:38:03,924
Quick! Sunglasses!

619
00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:28,021
Calm down, brothers!

620
00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:29,231
We've been through so many battles.

621
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:30,606
There's nothing they can throw at us that we
haven't seen before!

622
00:38:50,034 --> 00:38:50,576
Come...

623
00:38:51,619 --> 00:38:53,370
Awesome

624
00:38:53,662 --> 00:38:56,080
Where did they find them? More than
awesome

625
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:57,580
It's awe-inspiring!

626
00:38:58,707 --> 00:38:59,207
Is it?

627
00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,127
After all this

628
00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:06,044
You know I am a person who has the courage
to love and hate

629
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,963
I think it's the time to reveal my true face!

630
00:39:13,632 --> 00:39:14,133
Qing Yi Se...

631
00:39:14,341 --> 00:39:14,717
Fire!

632
00:39:15,258 --> 00:39:15,883
Yes!

633
00:39:18,677 --> 00:39:19,553
Ambush!

634
00:39:19,886 --> 00:39:21,596
Where? Withdraw! Withdraw!

635
00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:23,513
Withdraw!

636
00:39:24,806 --> 00:39:26,015
Withdraw! Retreat!

637
00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:28,308
Withdraw! Retreat!

638
00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:30,601
Retreat!

639
00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:35,770
I don't believe I can't get rid of you...

640
00:39:46,569 --> 00:39:47,819
You dare to stop me? Little prick...

641
00:39:48,111 --> 00:39:49,237
I'm not stopping you...Ya...

642
00:39:49,446 --> 00:39:50,195
I'll cut you to pieces!!

643
00:40:07,998 --> 00:40:09,750
Don't be afraid. I'm here

644
00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:15,294
Come on. Wake up

645
00:40:15,794 --> 00:40:17,087
I'll carry you back if you don't wake up!

646
00:40:21,214 --> 00:40:22,174
You want me to carry you?

647
00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:42,561
What does this mean?

648
00:40:44,229 --> 00:40:45,896
Did they...

649
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,980
Add Rice beside my Cao?

650
00:40:48,731 --> 00:40:51,274
And put English on it?

651
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:56,611
T onight I will steal one of his flags

652
00:40:57,278 --> 00:40:59,363
And I'll...

653
00:40:59,696 --> 00:41:01,697
Add some fries to his Liu.

654
00:41:02,698 --> 00:41:04,032
I should be punished!

655
00:41:04,491 --> 00:41:08,701
Let's engage them on the river since we failed
over land!

656
00:41:08,993 --> 00:41:09,953
Please think twice Prime Minister

657
00:41:10,203 --> 00:41:12,829
Even though we have an army of eight
hundred thousand. We are not used to fighting
on water

658
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,413
Prime minister

659
00:41:15,122 --> 00:41:16,873
The ships keep swaying back and forth

660
00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:20,000
Our soldiers are getting dizzy

661
00:41:20,251 --> 00:41:21,084
and nauseous

662
00:41:23,044 --> 00:41:23,710
So we...

663
00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:30,549
I just don't believe

664
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:35,301
How is that only southerners can handle water

665
00:41:36,051 --> 00:41:38,095
We northerners have been riding on
horseback all day

666
00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:40,971
Swinging around all the time too

667
00:41:41,846 --> 00:41:44,139
Why don't we feel dizzy?

668
00:41:45,808 --> 00:41:46,808
It's simple

669
00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:50,102
When we're riding

670
00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:53,104
We swing back and forth

671
00:41:54,104 --> 00:41:57,147
Starting tomorrow,

672
00:41:58,023 --> 00:41:59,899
We ride side to side.

673
00:42:00,775 --> 00:42:03,235
Swinging left to right. Like a willow tree.

674
00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:06,570
We'll get used to it!

675
00:42:07,445 --> 00:42:08,988
Fighting on water

676
00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:13,907
Will be a piece of cake!

677
00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:19,578
Right!

678
00:42:20,328 --> 00:42:21,745
Why didn't we think of that?

679
00:42:21,996 --> 00:42:24,163
Right! The Prime minister is wise!!!

680
00:42:24,455 --> 00:42:26,373
Prime minister, allow me to train our eight
hundred thousand soldiers

681
00:42:26,582 --> 00:42:27,124
in your willow swinging technique.

682
00:42:27,374 --> 00:42:29,375
I'll wipe out Wu to atone for my earlier
failures...heehee

683
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:30,501
Kneel down!

684
00:42:31,585 --> 00:42:32,294
I should be punished!

685
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:34,003
Don't get angry, Prime minister!

686
00:42:34,253 --> 00:42:37,338
War cannot be won through a single tactic

687
00:42:38,006 --> 00:42:42,466
Better for us to fight this battle on two legs!

688
00:42:43,551 --> 00:42:47,136
I've hired a top assassin

689
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,263
T o murder Liu Bei!

690
00:42:50,513 --> 00:42:51,181
I know!

691
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:52,723
It must be Jin Ke

692
00:42:52,973 --> 00:42:53,515
Wrong!

693
00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:57,851
It's the legendary king of killers

694
00:42:57,934 --> 00:43:01,061
The Fire Cloud Evil God!!

695
00:43:21,823 --> 00:43:22,324
Prime minister

696
00:43:23,491 --> 00:43:25,701
Are you sure this old guy can do it?

697
00:43:28,661 --> 00:43:29,745
Strength can always be overcome...

698
00:43:30,621 --> 00:43:33,789
Only speed is eternally victorious

699
00:43:44,086 --> 00:43:47,130
I shot my hand, I didn't even blink!

700
00:43:47,255 --> 00:43:47,839
Isn't that great?

701
00:43:48,089 --> 00:43:50,549
Look! Now I'm going to shoot myself in the
head

702
00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:59,013
What did I tell you? All in the reflexes

703
00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:02,014
I just lower my head, and he takes the bullet!!

704
00:44:08,644 --> 00:44:09,644
Everyone calm down!!

705
00:44:10,102 --> 00:44:12,479
It's not a big deal to get hurt in Kungfu world.

706
00:44:12,729 --> 00:44:15,731
It's just a few stitches.

707
00:44:16,482 --> 00:44:18,191
Don't you have the miracle doctor Hua T uo?

708
00:44:18,274 --> 00:44:20,025
Please have him tend to my wounds!!

709
00:44:20,818 --> 00:44:23,027
You just shot him!

710
00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:37,828
How can it be you? I must be dreaming?

711
00:44:37,911 --> 00:44:40,287
It's not a dream. It is me!!

712
00:44:44,123 --> 00:44:45,999
Ok! I'll change back.

713
00:44:47,959 --> 00:44:49,252
There, how's that? Better?

714
00:44:50,836 --> 00:44:52,253
You are so shallow

715
00:44:52,545 --> 00:44:53,879
Isn't it still me inside?

716
00:44:57,214 --> 00:44:57,965
Great!

717
00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:02,425
Why do you like me this way? You don't like it?

718
00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:04,094
You're an immortalist?

719
00:45:04,427 --> 00:45:05,594
Or you don't have the guts to love me?

720
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:06,846
Who doesn't have guts?

721
00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:09,347
It just so happens that in this world, I reserve
my love for strawberries, apples and oranges

722
00:45:09,514 --> 00:45:10,472
That's all?

723
00:45:10,722 --> 00:45:11,473
Why didn't you tell me?

724
00:45:12,265 --> 00:45:13,224
I'll get them for you!

725
00:45:14,058 --> 00:45:15,934
I'm an immortal. I can be anything you want!

726
00:45:18,936 --> 00:45:20,478
Can you be a Moon Light box?

727
00:45:21,146 --> 00:45:23,313
Yes! But I won't be the real one.

728
00:45:23,522 --> 00:45:24,356
A fake one doesn't work.

729
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:26,274
If you really want it...

730
00:45:26,732 --> 00:45:27,482
I am an immortal after all.

731
00:45:27,732 --> 00:45:29,775
I'll just go to Cao's to get it.

732
00:45:30,234 --> 00:45:31,277
Great idea!

733
00:45:31,735 --> 00:45:33,945
What is great? Aren't you afraid of me?

734
00:45:34,195 --> 00:45:36,029
Who said that? How come?

735
00:45:36,447 --> 00:45:38,573
Didn't you scream every time you see me?

736
00:45:38,781 --> 00:45:41,241
Men scream because when they see the
woman of their dreams

737
00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:43,409
They can't control their happiness!!

738
00:45:43,534 --> 00:45:44,201
Really?

739
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,037
Happy...

740
00:45:50,121 --> 00:45:51,914
Ya...ah...yeah...yes...

741
00:45:53,623 --> 00:45:54,999
Are you very happy?

742
00:45:55,249 --> 00:45:56,459
Happy!

743
00:45:56,709 --> 00:45:58,251
Please let me down!

744
00:45:59,918 --> 00:46:01,086
It's so soon you're done being happy?

745
00:46:01,336 --> 00:46:04,380
Of course not! But I miss you so much!

746
00:46:05,172 --> 00:46:06,548
Do you love me then?

747
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,883
Come on! I love you so much...

748
00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:12,135
I deserve it!

749
00:46:12,427 --> 00:46:14,428
I love you!

750
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,928
You love me for what?

751
00:46:16,179 --> 00:46:16,804
I wouldn't love you if you were the last person
on earth.

752
00:46:17,054 --> 00:46:18,388
You still owe me for your gambling debt.

753
00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:25,267
You still can't repay me?

754
00:46:25,476 --> 00:46:26,685
And yet you come here with murder in your
eye?

755
00:46:26,977 --> 00:46:28,060
What the hell do you want?

756
00:46:28,311 --> 00:46:31,563
I was sent here to kill Liu Bei and Sun Quan

757
00:46:32,063 --> 00:46:33,272
They are my tenants

758
00:46:33,522 --> 00:46:35,024
And still owe me several months rent

759
00:46:35,231 --> 00:46:37,525
If you kill them, my wife will take another
month's loss

760
00:46:37,816 --> 00:46:38,984
She won't let you go!

761
00:46:39,234 --> 00:46:41,819
If you say so. I guess I'll have to kill you both

762
00:46:42,278 --> 00:46:45,237
I'll get to keep the money I owe you and make
a little extra on the side

763
00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:50,532
Good can't coexist with evil. It has always
been thus.

764
00:46:50,783 --> 00:46:52,534
And if I refused to go to hell, who would take
my place?

765
00:46:54,619 --> 00:46:56,912
Enough with the cliches

766
00:46:57,204 --> 00:46:58,287
Stop talking!

767
00:46:59,038 --> 00:47:01,206
Come on! I haven't got all day!

768
00:47:01,664 --> 00:47:04,750
A big fight always begins with a prologue.

769
00:47:10,294 --> 00:47:11,337
Six Fingered String Demon?

770
00:47:12,546 --> 00:47:14,089
The Lion Roar doesn't scare me

771
00:47:14,339 --> 00:47:16,465
Why would I fear your shitty strings?

772
00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,424
How about Buddha Fist?

773
00:47:19,342 --> 00:47:20,259
Right!

774
00:47:20,759 --> 00:47:23,010
Bring on the one in a million

775
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:35,518
You?

776
00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:36,811
Where's your old man?

777
00:47:37,186 --> 00:47:40,105
My dad has gone to the United States. He sent
me to handle you!

778
00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:45,233
As the saying goes, one generation replaces
the other

779
00:47:45,524 --> 00:47:47,484
CJ Seven is better the Six

780
00:47:47,651 --> 00:47:48,818
Daddy...

781
00:47:51,486 --> 00:47:54,780
Have you lost your mind? How could you beat
up a little kid...

782
00:48:00,117 --> 00:48:01,492
Call your dad then!!

783
00:48:01,742 --> 00:48:03,618
Not necessary! I got friends!

784
00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:35,221
Hubby

785
00:48:35,763 --> 00:48:38,306
Do you remember the time you got clobbered
by a fist falling from the sky?

786
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,391
You mean the lost Buddha Fist?

787
00:48:54,482 --> 00:48:57,443
Why are you fighting us, not The Fire Cloud
Evil God?

788
00:48:57,609 --> 00:48:59,027
You want to be killed? You...

789
00:48:59,318 --> 00:49:02,279
Animals are stupid. I told you so!

790
00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:13,952
It's a perfect day for a war. The breeze is
marvelous!

791
00:49:14,244 --> 00:49:15,078
Keeps the men from getting sweaty

792
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,039
Rose. Be careful.

793
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,040
If you get sick, I'll die of a broken heart.

794
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,874
How about I knit a scarf for you tonight!

795
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:26,626
Promise me you will take care of yourself!

796
00:49:26,752 --> 00:49:29,336
Rose, you've been so good to me, let me carry
you

797
00:49:29,712 --> 00:49:30,713
Look, the grass is so sharp

798
00:49:30,921 --> 00:49:32,422
I'll kill them if your feet get hurt!

799
00:49:33,298 --> 00:49:33,922
Come!

800
00:49:42,261 --> 00:49:44,220
Qing Yi Se my dear, do you know...

801
00:49:44,387 --> 00:49:45,555
What a woman wants most?

802
00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:47,306
T o marry a rich guy and get dozens of houses
under her name

803
00:49:47,514 --> 00:49:48,931
T o go shopping around carrying a Louis
Vuitton

804
00:49:49,098 --> 00:49:49,974
Drinking swallows nests and munching
abalone!

805
00:49:52,434 --> 00:49:54,769
For a woman, no matter how successful she is
out there in the world...

806
00:49:55,019 --> 00:49:57,437
The most important thing is to come back
home, a real home!!

807
00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,271
Right! Well said! I like you just the way you are

808
00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:01,190
And I am a family man myself

809
00:50:01,606 --> 00:50:02,440
I always say

810
00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:04,274
I'll steal all the treasure and jewelry for my wife

811
00:50:04,524 --> 00:50:05,650
And take all the toys for my son...

812
00:50:06,525 --> 00:50:08,444
I adore you, Qing Yi Se!

813
00:50:16,656 --> 00:50:17,324
After you.

814
00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:19,408
I'll get the fruit! Ok!

815
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:21,202
Rose

816
00:50:22,202 --> 00:50:23,078
Come back soon

817
00:50:23,328 --> 00:50:25,579
I can't go to long without seeing you, you know
that?

818
00:50:26,746 --> 00:50:27,330
Em!

819
00:50:51,261 --> 00:50:52,470
Hubby, you're back?

820
00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:53,763
Hubby?

821
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:55,013
Do I know you?

822
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,223
I'm your wife

823
00:50:58,099 --> 00:50:59,432
You've got the wrong person, don't you?

824
00:51:00,225 --> 00:51:02,434
You are the princess of Dong Wu and I'm the
general of Han Royalty

825
00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:03,602
We have nothing to do with each other

826
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:04,978
How come I didn't know I have a family here?

827
00:51:05,186 --> 00:51:06,229
Of course you didn't know

828
00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:08,313
You are always out there fighting your wars

829
00:51:08,647 --> 00:51:10,022
And taking care of the ambassador

830
00:51:10,314 --> 00:51:11,565
When did you ever get time to take care of this
family?

831
00:51:11,856 --> 00:51:16,110
Dad, Dad...

832
00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:17,568
Dad?

833
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:21,904
Hey! I know a setup when I see one! The black
one's mine too?

834
00:51:22,363 --> 00:51:23,322
This is Sean!

835
00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,490
He is the son of me and my former ex

836
00:51:25,615 --> 00:51:27,700
No, my present ex husband John!

837
00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:30,493
Wasn't your former ex husband General
Zhang Fei? Your present ex isn't General
Zhang.

838
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,494
His name is John!

839
00:51:31,703 --> 00:51:32,661
No...oh...yes, it's right!

840
00:51:32,911 --> 00:51:33,537
You made a mistake.

841
00:51:34,121 --> 00:51:35,121
Here's the thing, Zi Long...

842
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:38,248
Sean is black

843
00:51:38,456 --> 00:51:39,873
I'm brown

844
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,709
Perhaps you could believe he's a descendent
of Judge Bao

845
00:51:41,917 --> 00:51:43,668
But you cannot doubt me

846
00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:45,002
Or Obama!!

847
00:51:45,252 --> 00:51:46,878
Good thing none of your kids are red,

848
00:51:47,128 --> 00:51:48,087
Otherwise those reporters would make up all
kinds of crap.

849
00:51:48,587 --> 00:51:50,213
My lord. What are you guys doing here?

850
00:51:51,506 --> 00:51:53,549
Oh! We were here for the T urkestan
ambassador

851
00:51:53,799 --> 00:51:56,259
T o discuss the battle of Red Cliff

852
00:51:56,676 --> 00:51:58,885
Who knew the two of them...

853
00:51:59,136 --> 00:52:00,052
Were crying like babies for you

854
00:52:00,303 --> 00:52:02,721
When it comes to affairs of the heart I'm a bit
of a numbskull.

855
00:52:02,971 --> 00:52:05,139
So I called the military counselor

856
00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:07,223
I just know a little bit!

857
00:52:07,473 --> 00:52:10,350
I once helped a cow to woo a horse

858
00:52:10,642 --> 00:52:12,601
Who was having an affair with a donkey

859
00:52:13,352 --> 00:52:16,062
Counselor, I have no idea what you are talking
about!

860
00:52:18,397 --> 00:52:19,398
Simply speaking

861
00:52:19,731 --> 00:52:21,858
She knows you have a wife and kids

862
00:52:22,316 --> 00:52:23,692
She doesn't want to break you up

863
00:52:24,192 --> 00:52:26,360
She only wants you to have a real home

864
00:52:27,111 --> 00:52:29,070
She said she had never flown a kite before

865
00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:31,447
She always dreamed of having fun like mortals

866
00:52:32,156 --> 00:52:33,990
She'll leave after she's done with this

867
00:52:57,545 --> 00:53:00,505
If you think suicide can solve your problems,
I'll jump with you

868
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,678
A home needs someone you love in it

869
00:53:11,095 --> 00:53:12,512
Otherwise it is just a prison

870
00:53:14,139 --> 00:53:15,514
My mom always told me

871
00:53:16,015 --> 00:53:18,350
You're a loser. Don't cause trouble for others.

872
00:53:18,433 --> 00:53:20,726
That's why I have no family, no friends, no
lover

873
00:53:20,935 --> 00:53:22,227
It's because I don't want to cause trouble

874
00:53:23,394 --> 00:53:24,938
I'm even afraid to say I like you!

875
00:53:25,354 --> 00:53:26,688
But today it finally occurred to me

876
00:53:28,314 --> 00:53:29,440
My mom was concerned about me getting
people in trouble

877
00:53:30,148 --> 00:53:32,942
Because she didn't know I would fall in love
with someone who wasn't human

878
00:53:33,734 --> 00:53:34,985
An immortal!

879
00:53:42,948 --> 00:53:45,075
So you jump, I jump!

880
00:53:54,121 --> 00:53:55,039
Ok, ok...

881
00:53:55,705 --> 00:53:57,332
After we get the box back!

882
00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:58,499
We'll escape far far away, OK?

883
00:54:00,251 --> 00:54:01,709
It's a deal... still with the hitting?

884
00:54:36,981 --> 00:54:38,106
Didn't you say...

885
00:54:38,356 --> 00:54:39,357
You could "shoo" and get on the ship as an
immortal?

886
00:54:39,524 --> 00:54:40,774
Can we steal the box that easily?

887
00:54:41,024 --> 00:54:43,776
Didn't I tell you immortals shouldn't hit people
without a good reason?

888
00:54:44,026 --> 00:54:46,152
Never mind the fact that we're here to break
the law

889
00:54:46,403 --> 00:54:47,529
I can't use my magic for stealing

890
00:54:48,404 --> 00:54:49,238
Then why did you bother coming?

891
00:54:49,530 --> 00:54:49,989
Shh...

892
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:55,658
Princess Sun is back!

893
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:56,784
Princess is back!

894
00:54:56,993 --> 00:55:00,744
Princess! Princess...

895
00:55:00,869 --> 00:55:01,328
Please!

896
00:55:06,123 --> 00:55:06,707
Shang Xiang?

897
00:55:08,874 --> 00:55:10,917
How did you get so dirty?

898
00:55:11,251 --> 00:55:13,586
I'm pretending to be one of Cao's soldiers

899
00:55:13,794 --> 00:55:15,671
I changed my name to fat pig and snuck into
Cao's compound to watch football

900
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,755
And then I saw his army of eight hundred
thousand soldiers

901
00:55:19,172 --> 00:55:21,424
Swaying side to side as they performed their
drills

902
00:55:21,465 --> 00:55:22,592
They can sway side to side?

903
00:55:24,134 --> 00:55:25,093
And that's not all

904
00:55:25,427 --> 00:55:27,219
I also copied down a bunch of military secrets

905
00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:11,412
Damn! I just can't I swing the way you do!

906
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,332
How come it looks so good when you do it?

907
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:20,543
Our main force is attacking this way.

908
00:56:21,376 --> 00:56:21,877
This way!!

909
00:56:22,169 --> 00:56:22,794
Y eah right

910
00:56:27,672 --> 00:56:29,465
Prime minister!

911
00:56:31,216 --> 00:56:32,759
T oday's report:

912
00:56:32,926 --> 00:56:34,301
No vomiting recorded!

913
00:56:34,968 --> 00:56:35,677
Ah... a woman.

914
00:56:36,011 --> 00:56:36,761
No wonder

915
00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:42,681
Get off...

916
00:56:44,349 --> 00:56:45,225
Congratulations! Prime minister!

917
00:56:45,475 --> 00:56:47,601
After strict training, Our eight hundred
thousand soldiers

918
00:56:47,851 --> 00:56:50,478
Has mastered the willow swinging technique

919
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:52,437
And are fully prepared to fight on water

920
00:56:52,604 --> 00:56:55,189
It's just a matter of time before we wipe out the
south bank!

921
00:56:55,606 --> 00:56:58,483
No! No! No! No! No!

922
00:56:58,899 --> 00:57:01,109
You think you can just by swaying side to
side?

923
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,236
You are so naive!

924
00:57:03,819 --> 00:57:07,029
Prime Minister your prescience is humbling!!

925
00:57:07,404 --> 00:57:11,532
Willow swinging won't work if it's too windy

926
00:57:11,657 --> 00:57:14,659
We have to connect all the ships by wooden
boards

927
00:57:14,951 --> 00:57:16,701
In what I call a Warships Connected by
Wooden Boards Formation

928
00:57:16,910 --> 00:57:18,537
We must win!

929
00:57:22,831 --> 00:57:23,289
Air raid?

930
00:57:24,915 --> 00:57:27,708
Look out! Air raid! Run! Air raid!

931
00:57:34,587 --> 00:57:35,255
Woman!

932
00:57:35,547 --> 00:57:36,464
We'll protect you!

933
00:57:36,964 --> 00:57:39,215
Fire!

934
00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:41,217
Again?

935
00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:44,426
My new uniform!

936
00:57:50,472 --> 00:57:51,848
We must split up

937
00:57:52,348 --> 00:57:53,850
I'll go there and you stay here!

938
00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:54,850
Split up?

939
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,268
Isn't that dangerous

940
00:57:57,017 --> 00:57:57,810
You know it's dangerous too?

941
00:57:58,352 --> 00:58:00,854
You can't fight and can't use magic. You're
just like a regular mortal

942
00:58:01,146 --> 00:58:02,229
Stay here and watch my back

943
00:58:07,149 --> 00:58:07,983
Watch that way.

944
00:58:08,233 --> 00:58:09,525
Here come the white doves.

945
00:58:09,817 --> 00:58:11,277
Aim! Fire!

946
00:58:14,279 --> 00:58:14,736
Spy!

947
00:58:15,821 --> 00:58:16,863
Calm down, calm down

948
00:58:17,113 --> 00:58:18,865
You are feeling very dirty...go take a
shower...shower

949
00:58:23,576 --> 00:58:25,034
I thought you said no magic?

950
00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:27,536
This isn't magic. It's hypnosis

951
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,123
You are getting sleepy...sleepy...

952
00:58:33,373 --> 00:58:34,832
Fall asleep...fall asleep...sleep

953
00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:43,087
You wife is looking for you, go home

954
00:58:51,759 --> 00:58:53,218
You've talked an awful lot. Thirsty?

955
00:58:53,510 --> 00:58:56,179
I'll get you some fresh juice

956
00:58:59,889 --> 00:59:01,390
We are under attack!

957
00:59:01,515 --> 00:59:02,724
Enemy boats are coming.

958
00:59:02,891 --> 00:59:03,600
Archers ready...

959
00:59:03,725 --> 00:59:05,934
We are under attack! We are under attack!

960
00:59:11,771 --> 00:59:12,771
Fire!

961
00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:18,817
Fire, fire!

962
00:59:19,109 --> 00:59:19,776
Fire!

963
00:59:19,984 --> 00:59:20,735
Fire!

964
00:59:21,527 --> 00:59:22,069
Fire!

965
00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:22,986
Fire!

966
00:59:24,446 --> 00:59:26,238
This way! Fire!

967
00:59:32,117 --> 00:59:35,327
Cao is suspicious. We don't know which ship
he's on?

968
00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:37,620
Look

969
00:59:44,124 --> 00:59:46,083
He must be going to Cao

970
00:59:50,002 --> 00:59:50,878
Get dressed

971
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:52,670
Sneak in as a Cao soldier!

972
00:59:52,962 --> 00:59:54,047
Love you!

973
00:59:54,297 --> 00:59:54,839
Yeah!

974
00:59:59,926 --> 01:00:06,679
Got the arrows! We got the arrows...

975
01:00:06,846 --> 01:00:09,556
General, we've stolen the arrows as you
requested!

976
01:00:09,723 --> 01:00:10,765
Got the arrows!

977
01:00:11,349 --> 01:00:14,226
Great! It's time to fight back!

978
01:00:14,476 --> 01:00:16,977
General! We are against the wind!

979
01:00:17,228 --> 01:00:18,561
And it's too far for the archers!

980
01:00:18,770 --> 01:00:21,396
It's not a big deal! If we want favorable wind
conditions

981
01:00:21,605 --> 01:00:23,356
Just borrow some east wind from the sky

982
01:00:24,941 --> 01:00:26,149
He can borrow the wind?

983
01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:28,442
A little bit, A little bit

984
01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:44,285
This just in. Our troops are being overpowered
by Cao's army.

985
01:00:44,702 --> 01:00:47,870
Can you borrow the east wind to turn the
situation?

986
01:00:48,704 --> 01:00:50,831
Y es! I'm looking to extend my line of credit.

987
01:00:51,164 --> 01:00:52,374
Deal!

988
01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:58,460
Great! Ceremony is done!

989
01:00:58,710 --> 01:01:00,045
Have some fruit, guys

990
01:01:08,925 --> 01:01:09,634
Mr. Zhou

991
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,719
What's wrong?

992
01:01:15,096 --> 01:01:17,556
Listen, don't take offence?

993
01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:21,683
Not at all. Please

994
01:01:23,058 --> 01:01:25,436
I just realized you borrow and steal everything

995
01:01:25,727 --> 01:01:27,520
Now, you're borrowing the wind. Right after
you stole those arrows just now

996
01:01:27,770 --> 01:01:29,521
And they say you talked your lord into
borrowing Jing T own!

997
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:36,108
Hee...Hey! Where have you been? Fooling
around?

998
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:38,276
What fooling around? I was just playing cards!

999
01:01:40,236 --> 01:01:40,944
Are you mocking me?

1000
01:01:41,153 --> 01:01:42,028
Have a banana!

1001
01:01:42,279 --> 01:01:43,612
You dare mock me? Damn you!

1002
01:01:46,448 --> 01:01:49,032
Don't be afraid. It's all a show.

1003
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,993
I'll keep the Prime Minister informed

1004
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:53,994
Come with me! Yes!

1005
01:02:33,434 --> 01:02:34,268
Who?

1006
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:36,061
You!

1007
01:02:36,978 --> 01:02:37,479
Come with me!

1008
01:02:38,146 --> 01:02:38,645
Go!

1009
01:02:41,189 --> 01:02:43,107
Why are you being so sneaky?

1010
01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:46,025
I want to see you my lord

1011
01:02:46,525 --> 01:02:48,777
I've been missing you since our last farewell

1012
01:02:49,027 --> 01:02:50,779
And then I heard you were interested in this
girl

1013
01:02:50,986 --> 01:02:52,654
So I risked my life to bring her to you

1014
01:02:52,946 --> 01:02:54,030
She is Xiao Qiao!!

1015
01:02:55,114 --> 01:02:55,907
It's her?

1016
01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:46,395
It's not good for you to shake your head like
that

1017
01:03:47,729 --> 01:03:48,772
Great!

1018
01:03:49,605 --> 01:03:51,731
T ake him out and give him a big reward!

1019
01:03:51,981 --> 01:03:53,483
You understand?

1020
01:03:53,858 --> 01:03:54,358
Yes!!

1021
01:04:02,196 --> 01:04:03,030
Go

1022
01:04:04,531 --> 01:04:05,907
Thanks a lot prime minister

1023
01:04:06,782 --> 01:04:07,950
Are you Xiao Qiao?

1024
01:04:09,117 --> 01:04:10,243
Yes I am.

1025
01:04:10,785 --> 01:04:12,035
Are you the real Xiao Qiao?

1026
01:04:12,285 --> 01:04:13,912
Look carefully, I'm Xiao Qiao

1027
01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:16,205
Do what I say... do what I say...

1028
01:04:16,497 --> 01:04:18,790
You are Xiao Qiao. Of course I'll do everything
you say

1029
01:04:19,081 --> 01:04:20,416
Give me the box...Give me the box...

1030
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:24,251
What kind of fool do you take me for?

1031
01:04:24,793 --> 01:04:26,961
You think I don't know anything about
hypnosis?

1032
01:04:27,253 --> 01:04:29,713
I knew what you were up to

1033
01:04:31,506 --> 01:04:32,089
What?

1034
01:04:32,464 --> 01:04:34,298
I stole it from The Fire Cloud Evil God

1035
01:04:35,425 --> 01:04:37,384
Oh...no!!

1036
01:04:43,722 --> 01:04:45,681
General! The east wind is up!

1037
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:51,560
Everyone, fire!...

1038
01:04:51,851 --> 01:04:52,893
Keep eating bananas!

1039
01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:54,769
Eat banana...Eat banana

1040
01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:56,229
Aim!

1041
01:05:00,231 --> 01:05:00,898
Fire!

1042
01:05:11,655 --> 01:05:13,364
Help...

1043
01:05:15,741 --> 01:05:17,283
We are under attack!

1044
01:05:32,626 --> 01:05:33,585
Help...

1045
01:05:46,635 --> 01:05:47,885
Qing Yi Se...

1046
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:53,305
I'd never thought...

1047
01:05:53,639 --> 01:05:56,724
A charming leader like myself, would ever fail
here at red cliff!

1048
01:05:57,474 --> 01:06:01,143
Under these circumstances, I will never cry for
help

1049
01:06:01,435 --> 01:06:06,188
If someone were to hear me, it would be a fate
worse than death

1050
01:06:06,688 --> 01:06:10,357
Wooh...wah...!

1051
01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:12,524
Fire! Fire...

1052
01:06:12,942 --> 01:06:14,901
Get some water!

1053
01:06:17,402 --> 01:06:18,195
Qing Yi Se!

1054
01:06:19,655 --> 01:06:20,404
Qing Yi Se!

1055
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:21,989
Rose!

1056
01:06:24,115 --> 01:06:24,990
Rose!

1057
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,116
Qing Yi Se...

1058
01:06:26,951 --> 01:06:28,076
Rose!

1059
01:06:28,326 --> 01:06:29,202
Qing Yi Se...

1060
01:06:29,910 --> 01:06:30,953
Rose!

1061
01:06:32,703 --> 01:06:33,746
Rose!

1062
01:06:34,497 --> 01:06:35,580
Jack!

1063
01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:36,706
Rose!

1064
01:06:36,998 --> 01:06:37,748
Jack!

1065
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:39,500
Rose!

1066
01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:40,208
Jack!

1067
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,501
Rose!

1068
01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:42,501
Jack!

1069
01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:44,836
Rose! Rose!

1070
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,880
I found the box

1071
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:50,214
Fantastic!

1072
01:06:50,714 --> 01:06:51,757
Help me get these off

1073
01:06:52,632 --> 01:06:53,216
Where's the key?

1074
01:06:54,175 --> 01:06:56,134
They left the key here, after they locked me up

1075
01:06:56,343 --> 01:06:57,718
But I dropped it in the toilet by mistake

1076
01:06:57,969 --> 01:06:59,136
Why the hell would I have the key?

1077
01:06:59,887 --> 01:07:01,054
Don't yell at me!!

1078
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:11,894
Ready

1079
01:07:12,144 --> 01:07:13,436
Be careful, please!

1080
01:07:21,608 --> 01:07:23,651
You...you...

1081
01:07:24,193 --> 01:07:24,777
yes...

1082
01:07:26,236 --> 01:07:28,612
I have the box, I can turn back time

1083
01:07:29,989 --> 01:07:32,407
Bhagavati... bhagavati

1084
01:07:34,408 --> 01:07:35,117
Jack!

1085
01:07:36,534 --> 01:07:39,411
Jack! Jack...

1086
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:42,204
Jack!

1087
01:07:43,955 --> 01:07:44,747
How did this happen?

1088
01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:45,747
How?

1089
01:07:46,498 --> 01:07:48,791
The lock is behind me. But you swing your axe
in front every time!

1090
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:49,834
You tell me! How did this happen?

1091
01:07:51,376 --> 01:07:52,544
Ok. Let's do it again

1092
01:07:52,876 --> 01:07:54,753
Bhagavati... bhagavati

1093
01:07:56,754 --> 01:08:01,424
Jack...

1094
01:08:05,843 --> 01:08:08,511
Let's try this, every time you aim for the lock,
you hit me

1095
01:08:08,803 --> 01:08:11,388
So why don't you aim at me this time? You
might hit the lock!

1096
01:08:12,139 --> 01:08:12,931
Makes sense

1097
01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:14,890
Ready?

1098
01:08:16,391 --> 01:08:17,517
One, two...

1099
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:27,690
Wow! It worked!!

1100
01:08:36,236 --> 01:08:36,987
Come on!

1101
01:08:47,285 --> 01:08:48,410
Let's get out of here

1102
01:08:49,036 --> 01:08:50,703
T o find a quiet place

1103
01:08:51,412 --> 01:08:52,413
T o build a home of our own

1104
01:08:53,246 --> 01:08:56,081
Our lives will be perfect

1105
01:08:56,957 --> 01:08:59,167
You jump, I jump!

1106
01:09:00,585 --> 01:09:03,128
Close your eyes, you do the spell.

1107
01:09:03,961 --> 01:09:04,921
And we jump together

1108
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:33,230
Bhagavati... bhagavati

1109
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,698
Rid of you! Finally!!

1110
01:10:25,553 --> 01:10:52,610
Kong...Kong...Kong...

1111
01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:53,778
Zi Yi!

1112
01:10:54,069 --> 01:10:56,280
I love what you've done with your hair

1113
01:10:56,821 --> 01:10:59,698
I'd like you no matter how you looked!

1114
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:03,284
Princess lron Fan is coming!

1115
01:11:13,248 --> 01:11:15,457
Bitch! Have you gone mad?

1116
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:18,334
You jerk! You thought you could lose me just
by using the box?

1117
01:11:18,543 --> 01:11:19,418
No way!!

1118
01:11:19,793 --> 01:11:21,711
See how I punish you dirty people!!

1119
01:11:21,961 --> 01:11:24,296
It's a mistake, Ma'am

1120
01:11:24,504 --> 01:11:26,131
Actually I'm a man!

1121
01:11:27,298 --> 01:11:27,798
Zhang Zi Yi

1122
01:11:28,007 --> 01:11:29,215
Is a drag queen

1123
01:11:38,430 --> 01:11:40,389
Somebody set me up! Help me...

1124
01:11:40,514 --> 01:11:42,348
Bitch! Beat me if you like.

1125
01:11:42,473 --> 01:11:43,433
He is innocent!

1126
01:11:44,142 --> 01:11:46,185
You are still helping this tramp even though
you're dying?

1127
01:11:46,351 --> 01:11:46,685
How dare you!!

1128
01:11:49,311 --> 01:11:50,061
Watch my banana!

1129
01:11:50,645 --> 01:11:52,062
You've got serious balls!

1130
01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:55,648
Help!...help!!

1131
01:11:55,857 --> 01:11:58,025
You tranny witch. Have an affair with my
husband, will you?

1132
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:00,943
Help... Don't hurt him

1133
01:12:01,819 --> 01:12:04,487
Zi Yi!

1134
01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:05,654
I will never give you up!

1135
01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:07,447
I couldn't agree with you more at this time

1136
01:12:07,655 --> 01:12:08,615
Hurry! Hurry! Ok...

1137
01:12:18,621 --> 01:12:20,705
Wait here! You little brat!

1138
01:12:22,414 --> 01:12:24,624
I'm not afraid of you! How dare you beat your
own husband?

1139
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:26,876
Shazam!!

1140
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,981
Don't fall off!

1141
01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:12,028
Zi Yi, you don't want to leave me, do you?

1142
01:13:12,195 --> 01:13:14,404
No! We're too high up. I can't get off.

1143
01:13:14,696 --> 01:13:15,863
Don't leave me alone!

1144
01:13:22,826 --> 01:13:25,285
I will turn this place into a volcano for the two
of you to burn in!!

1145
01:13:26,578 --> 01:13:27,829
Get away!

1146
01:13:28,079 --> 01:13:30,497
Get away...get away...

1147
01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:31,623
Purple Cloud?

1148
01:13:32,373 --> 01:13:33,582
Get away... get away...

1149
01:13:37,584 --> 01:13:39,169
Don't be afraid, hold me tight

1150
01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:50,300
Aren't you the sometimes green sometimes
purple

1151
01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:52,052
Sometimes sometime sorta peach colored
cloud?

1152
01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:54,262
Wrong! My real name is Kansas Sharapova

1153
01:13:54,595 --> 01:13:56,179
AKA Twilight Sunset

1154
01:13:56,346 --> 01:13:58,013
Though online I go by Purple Guacamole

1155
01:13:58,222 --> 01:13:58,973
Anything simpler?

1156
01:13:59,223 --> 01:13:59,682
Athena Chu

1157
01:14:00,473 --> 01:14:01,266
Oh...shit!

1158
01:14:09,771 --> 01:14:10,604
Qing Yi Se

1159
01:14:16,608 --> 01:14:18,901
Listen to me... I didn't kick you on purpose...

1160
01:14:19,527 --> 01:14:20,318
I'm off

1161
01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:23,237
Why did you...

1162
01:14:25,989 --> 01:14:27,031
Why did I save you?

1163
01:14:28,157 --> 01:14:30,117
I was in the neighborhood, I saw you were in
danger

1164
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:31,451
So I came to help!

1165
01:14:33,618 --> 01:14:35,911
Don't be afraid! I won't cling to you

1166
01:14:37,037 --> 01:14:38,997
Hmmm, I didn't mean... I know... I know

1167
01:14:39,247 --> 01:14:40,622
But I pulled out the sword

1168
01:14:43,291 --> 01:14:44,500
You mean this one?

1169
01:14:46,418 --> 01:14:48,961
Someone else I met recently pulled the sword
out too.

1170
01:14:49,545 --> 01:14:51,671
I'm going to have dinner with him

1171
01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:55,299
If you get time, we could go together!

1172
01:14:55,673 --> 01:14:56,549
Forget it!

1173
01:15:01,385 --> 01:15:03,261
I got lots of things to do. I can't...

1174
01:15:03,470 --> 01:15:04,512
Forget it! Forget it!

1175
01:15:05,054 --> 01:15:05,804
Whenever you are free

1176
01:15:07,389 --> 01:15:08,264
See you next time

1177
01:15:08,389 --> 01:15:09,474
Bye... see you

1178
01:15:10,891 --> 01:15:11,933
Bye...

1179
01:15:12,350 --> 01:15:13,142
See you next time

1180
01:15:13,851 --> 01:15:16,227
Bye...bye...bye

1181
01:15:17,562 --> 01:15:18,145
Bye...

1182
01:15:24,191 --> 01:15:24,775
Bye!

1183
01:15:28,860 --> 01:15:29,694
Got a problem?

1184
01:15:29,944 --> 01:15:30,528
You asked for it!

1185
01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:32,654
Stop! Grapse!

1186
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:33,905
What do you want?

1187
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,824
You dirty old men are really enjoying the show

1188
01:15:39,241 --> 01:15:41,367
How come it's fine to talk to you? But I get a
stutter talking to her?

1189
01:15:41,493 --> 01:15:42,452
It's never happened before

1190
01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:43,994
It's simple

1191
01:15:44,369 --> 01:15:45,912
One word...fear!

1192
01:15:46,204 --> 01:15:47,246
How do you spell it?

1193
01:15:47,663 --> 01:15:49,664
Let me tell you, we both used to be thieves

1194
01:15:49,873 --> 01:15:51,207
Y eah What's the one thing we never
stole?

1195
01:15:51,499 --> 01:15:53,958
Only a woman's heart

1196
01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:56,460
Because we can't give it back

1197
01:15:56,710 --> 01:15:57,252
Why not?

1198
01:15:57,628 --> 01:15:59,253
How can we give it back if it's broken?

1199
01:15:59,462 --> 01:16:00,088
Feel the fear?

1200
01:16:03,048 --> 01:16:04,548
See? You see? T ears!

1201
01:16:05,257 --> 01:16:07,509
So falls a man's last line of defense

1202
01:16:07,801 --> 01:16:09,009
Tighten up your underwear

1203
01:16:09,885 --> 01:16:10,927
Seems he's not wearing any

1204
01:16:11,094 --> 01:16:11,552
Really?

1205
01:16:26,686 --> 01:16:28,063
Ha ha... aren't you happy?

1206
01:16:28,397 --> 01:16:31,189
So happy! Let me down please...

1207
01:16:33,233 --> 01:16:34,066
Feeling something?

1208
01:16:41,362 --> 01:16:43,822
Qing Yi Se!

1209
01:16:45,448 --> 01:16:48,283
Qing Yi Se!

1210
01:17:24,596 --> 01:17:27,598
The warrior is fighting with the lady on the
ramparts again

1211
01:17:35,145 --> 01:17:37,521
Why are they just standing there?

1212
01:17:37,896 --> 01:17:39,981
Don't know. It's been a while.

1213
01:17:50,362 --> 01:17:51,529
They know each other right?

1214
01:17:52,822 --> 01:17:54,072
Not sure.

1215
01:17:54,531 --> 01:17:56,782
Shame on him

1216
01:17:57,033 --> 01:18:00,368
Always clinging, none of the girls like him.

1217
01:18:00,869 --> 01:18:02,703
Yeah right! I'd kick him off if I was her.

1218
01:18:04,203 --> 01:18:06,247
What? You want to marry me?

1219
01:18:09,415 --> 01:18:10,750
I've explained to you time and time again

1220
01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:14,002
I was the one who pulled the sword out the
other day

1221
01:18:14,668 --> 01:18:15,919
I'm "The One" of you

1222
01:18:16,587 --> 01:18:18,004
So let's pick a good date for wedding

1223
01:18:19,921 --> 01:18:21,922
And I've told you a thousand times

1224
01:18:23,049 --> 01:18:25,633
The sword is broken

1225
01:18:27,801 --> 01:18:29,594
Well, then let me take it back to the factory for
repairs

1226
01:18:30,094 --> 01:18:31,179
And I'll pull it out again after it's fixed

1227
01:18:32,804 --> 01:18:35,890
Actually...it's not about the sword

1228
01:18:36,765 --> 01:18:40,768
It's me. I don't believe in destiny anymore

1229
01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:48,439
Just because you see the pork shop everyday
in the market

1230
01:18:49,148 --> 01:18:51,232
Does that mean your destiny is to be with
pork?

1231
01:18:53,484 --> 01:18:54,442
Or just that the pork shop

1232
01:18:55,193 --> 01:18:57,361
Is the first one on the corner

1233
01:19:00,696 --> 01:19:01,447
Understand?

1234
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:03,782
Piggy! Don't go!

1235
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,117
Every time I go to the market, you're the first
one I see

1236
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:10,243
Isn't that destiny? Isn't that arranged by God?

1237
01:19:11,912 --> 01:19:12,536
Get lost!!

1238
01:19:12,828 --> 01:19:14,038
Don't do this to me...

1239
01:19:14,788 --> 01:19:15,830
Don't do this to me

1240
01:19:15,997 --> 01:19:17,122
Give me a chance! Please!

1241
01:19:17,206 --> 01:19:18,040
I don't know you

1242
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:21,000
Yeah! I know you are pretending

1243
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,209
You're ignoring my existence...

1244
01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:26,295
Rose, do you have

1245
01:19:27,087 --> 01:19:28,922
Any extra Purple Green Heavenly Swords back
at your home?

1246
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:29,797
I'll...

1247
01:19:30,631 --> 01:19:31,298
show you later!

1248
01:19:31,590 --> 01:19:32,173
Enough!!

1249
01:19:34,133 --> 01:19:35,217
Stop annoying me!!

1250
01:19:36,259 --> 01:19:38,469
I don't want the sword anymore!!

1251
01:19:47,683 --> 01:19:49,518
There are things you can't simply throw away
and be done with them.

1252
01:19:49,725 --> 01:19:50,977
Can you throw away your memories?

1253
01:19:51,227 --> 01:19:52,560
Could you throw away your feelings?

1254
01:19:52,978 --> 01:19:54,104
You are sick!

1255
01:19:54,396 --> 01:19:57,647
Yes! I am sick! Incurably sick!

1256
01:19:58,064 --> 01:20:00,774
Love is the most serious incurable disease!

1257
01:20:01,233 --> 01:20:02,525
I am hopeless

1258
01:20:02,775 --> 01:20:03,985
I fell in love with

1259
01:20:05,694 --> 01:20:07,569
A woman I thought I wouldn't love

1260
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:09,113
It's too late

1261
01:20:10,113 --> 01:20:11,239
T o say anything!!

1262
01:20:11,948 --> 01:20:12,781
Huh? I but didn't say anything yet!

1263
01:20:15,074 --> 01:20:17,659
Well, since you didn't say anything before!!

1264
01:20:18,118 --> 01:20:19,994
Yes!! It was my fault!!

1265
01:20:20,619 --> 01:20:22,662
I should've said what I said today long time
ago

1266
01:20:23,454 --> 01:20:24,622
Oh, wait, I'm bit confused...

1267
01:20:24,955 --> 01:20:27,540
Are you talking to him or me?

1268
01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,792
I don't wanna talk anymore. Please leave me
alone

1269
01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:33,168
Eh, it was my fault... I'm just confused

1270
01:20:33,335 --> 01:20:35,211
Your dialogue doesn't make any sense?

1271
01:20:36,462 --> 01:20:37,297
Don't cry

1272
01:20:37,671 --> 01:20:39,964
Say what's in your heart.

1273
01:20:40,131 --> 01:20:40,881
I'll accept you

1274
01:20:42,091 --> 01:20:44,217
I was too selfish

1275
01:20:44,509 --> 01:20:45,301
About everything

1276
01:20:45,843 --> 01:20:47,719
Only thinking about myself, I thought that was
the way things were done

1277
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:49,929
But the moment you left

1278
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:52,514
I realized that being together was the most
important

1279
01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:55,307
It's only true happiness when we treasure the
moment together

1280
01:20:56,349 --> 01:20:59,560
I look at you here today, and know I can't give
you up

1281
01:20:59,768 --> 01:21:01,144
I don't want to live in regret for the rest of my
life

1282
01:21:01,853 --> 01:21:03,228
I have an incurable disease and you have it too

1283
01:21:03,895 --> 01:21:06,272
Come on! Let's infect each other

1284
01:21:18,946 --> 01:21:20,780
Great! I don't want to live in regret

1285
01:21:20,989 --> 01:21:21,656
Let's do it

1286
01:21:34,039 --> 01:21:36,081
Who could resist kissing a face like that?

1287
01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:40,459
Now you understand how much I love you

1288
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,171
T oday

1289
01:21:47,255 --> 01:21:49,048
I come to return this heart to you

1290
01:22:42,997 --> 01:22:45,123
I just put a mark on your tongue

1291
01:22:45,415 --> 01:22:46,624
You are my mistress of the fort

1292
01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,833
If anyone tries to harm you, just tell them you
are with me

1293
01:22:52,127 --> 01:22:52,878
Where'd everybody go?

1294
01:23:02,717 --> 01:23:04,301
Rose's idea worked

1295
01:23:04,552 --> 01:23:06,970
She tricked her man into professing his love

1296
01:23:07,428 --> 01:23:09,137
I wish them eternal happiness

1297
01:23:09,346 --> 01:23:11,097
Otherwise we will be end up playing the
villains again

1298
01:23:11,264 --> 01:23:13,598
It's true. Anything bad happens. We end up
being the bad guys.

1299
01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:15,809
Shame on you, you old fool...

1300
01:23:18,018 --> 01:23:19,018
Where'd they go?

1301
01:23:22,896 --> 01:23:23,729
Feels good doesn't it?!

1302
01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:09,418
The One! Every woman on Earth is under your
spell...

1303
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:10,920
We fight to the death

1304
01:25:16,797 --> 01:25:17,673
Attack!!

1305
01:25:19,674 --> 01:25:20,467
Stop!!

1306
01:25:22,384 --> 01:25:24,761
Sorry, I meant the rain, not you!

1307
01:25:26,970 --> 01:25:29,305
Devil! How dare you make a fool of me!

1308
01:25:29,555 --> 01:25:30,598
Die!

1309
01:25:34,809 --> 01:25:35,226
Stop!

1310
01:25:36,976 --> 01:25:39,270
Bastard!

1311
01:25:39,478 --> 01:25:41,438
You think this hand is an easy target...

1312
01:25:41,854 --> 01:25:43,022
Didn't you say The One is dangerous?

1313
01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:44,356
That's what I heard!

1314
01:25:44,648 --> 01:25:46,441
We could have gone easier on him.

1315
01:25:46,817 --> 01:25:48,943
I said I was going to throw. I didn't tell you guys
to do it...

1316
01:25:50,151 --> 01:25:52,736
Ask before you attack next time, ok?

1317
01:25:53,111 --> 01:25:54,154
Ya...

1318
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,128
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