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What you watching?
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'86 Super Bowl.
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Bears are crushing the Pats.
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I'd have been happy
to die that day.
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Greatest four hours
and 22 minutes of my life.
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And I was at Woodstock.
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Move your feet.
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I don't want to;
Just sit in the chair.
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But it's a bad angle.
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My neck will seize
by the fourth touchdown.
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My one day off,
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I can't even watch a
20-year-old football game.
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Mike, look.
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I got published.
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I actually got published.
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Oh, no way!
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And on the same day the
Bears beat the Pats.
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Vince, move.
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I'm gonna root
for the Pats, then.
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What's all
yelling about?
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As of this moment,
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your daughter is
a published author.
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What?
Molly, that is so exciting.
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Getting paid
for what you love to do.
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You and my dealer,
two of the lucky few.
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Well, it's just
a little article,
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you know, published
he national blog.
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Wow.
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Sure shut up
all those people
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who never thought
you could do it.
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Who?
Names aren't important.
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Well, I had my doubts myself.
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Sometimes I'd look at Mike
and just think,
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"Oh, you poor, sweet,
supportive fool.
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We are so screwed."
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Screwed? I thought you said
we were right on schedule.
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Well, we can laugh about it now.
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How much money
are we talking about?
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Not about the money;
It's about what it represents.
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Does is represent more than
the $3,800 you owe your mother?
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'Cause we'd like to take
a Carnival cruise this summer.
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You don't get
reimbursed monetarily.
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So squat.
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Yes, and I'm fine with that,
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because it's about exposure.
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Look at you, exposing
yourself on the Internet.
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So, what's the article about?
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Yeah, I'd like read to.
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Or pretend to.
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You know, to be supportive.
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It's a little dry.
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I mean, I don't think anybody
here would be interested.
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"From toilet training
to tantrums.
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Understanding the
elderly parent"
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What the hell?!
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What if my friends see that?
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Don't worry about it.
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Old people can't even get
on the Internet.
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That's not true.
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Just last week, I helped
a prince from Nigeria
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track down his fortune.
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Listen, what do you say
we get all dolled up
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and I take you out
to lunch to celebrate?
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Oh, what about your day off
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and your goal
to not move an inch?
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He already ruined that.
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Plus, it's not every day my
wife gets read by millions.
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Oh, well, I think
it's more like...
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45 people.
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Ooh, 46!
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You're welcome.
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da
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♪ La,
la-ba-dee-da ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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You know, there are a million
great restaurants in Chicago.
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You couldn't take me to one
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that my coat wasn't going
to stick to the booth?
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What do you want?
A clean chair or...
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Turkey Meatball
Tuesday, huh?
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That shut you up.
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Hey, look who's here.
Hey.
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I thought you wanted
a day off from me,
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but look who came
crawling back.
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Molly got an article published,
so we decided to celebrate.
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Then why are you here?
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See? Even he knows it blows.
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Better than anyone.
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A published author.
That's great.
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What is it, a book or a...?
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No, it's just a little article
on the Internet.
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Oh, the Internet.
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That's even better;
The whole world can see it.
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You know,
my one-arm push-up video
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has got a real following
in Bulgaria.
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You know, maybe we should've
gone someplace else.
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It doesn't pay anything,
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but I'm just happy
for the exposure.
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I mean, do you know
how many submissions
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that Web site gets?
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How many?
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I don't know, but a-a lot.
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And out of all those people,
they chose not to pay me.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
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Thank you, Carl.
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To think, two months ago,
I was a teacher,
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doing the same thing,
day after day,
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like a rat on a wheel.
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I wish the rats here
were on a wheel.
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It would make them
much easier to catch.
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Really?
Oh, don't worry.
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The turkey meatballs
sell so fast,
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the rats can't
get near them.
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So, how would you like to spend
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the rest of our day
of celebration?
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And please don't
say martial arts movie,
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center row, third aisle,
large popcorn.
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Then why'd you even ask?
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I don't know.
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I really don't know.
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Ooh.
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Rolls-Royces.
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Beautiful, aren't they?
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You're talking
400 grand, easy.
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No way.
Yeah.
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When I was little, I had
a gray Hot Wheels one.
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Had its own driver.
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I would pretend I was him.
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Sailing down that orange track,
not a care in the world.
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Come on.
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Let's go in
and check it out.
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What? No.
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Why not?
Because they'll know.
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Know what?
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That we don't belong in there.
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Oh, come on.
Can you just relax, fella?
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Can we just go in,
have some fun?
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Do something new?
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Come on, let's go in.
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No, you're gonna get us
in trouble.
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With who?
The Rolls-Royce people!
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Mike, what are they gonna do?
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They can't take anything
from us.
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We don't have anything.
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Molly, do not
go in there.
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Molly!
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I'm not going in there.
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I'm going home.
I'm walking away.
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Bye.
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They're not gonna...
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Damn it!
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What are you doing
standing there?
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Should I take my shoes off?
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Just come over here.
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How do they get them in here?
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It's like ships in a bottle.
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Do you smell that, huh?
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It's like we're inside
a James Bond movie.
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Leather and the metal
and the...
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turkey meatball?
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God, Mike!
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I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
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Can we go?
No. We're looking around.
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For all they know,
we can afford one of these cars.
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Hey, you could have made a lot
of money on the Internet.
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You and I both know there's
no money in the Internet.
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That's not important.
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We can be anybody we want to be.
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Okay, it's all in
how you carry yourself.
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Just follow my lead.
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Have you done
this before?
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Not here.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Can I help you? (in British
Oh, well, I hope so.
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We're quite interested
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in purchasing, uh, one of
your vehicles.
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Oh, he's excited.
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Yes, crumb cake,
would you like
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to give this one a test drive?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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I don't think he wants to.
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How about we give
that one a go, huh?
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Oh, yes, we have just
a bit of a tangle.
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We'd prefer to pay cash,
but we only have euros.
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Just gobs and
gobs of euros.
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I'll get the keys.
Oh, brilliant!
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You'd prefer the four-door,
is that right, sir?
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Right, right.
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Oh, this is quite nice.
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Burled wood,
stitched leather,
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all the finest accoutrements.
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It also has a 12-cylinder
engine, 563 horsepower.
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Does zero to 60 in 4.2 seconds.
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I believe what the gentleman
is suggesting
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is that you stop driving
like the queen and give it a go.
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Right, right.
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Whoa.
Ooh-ooh!
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Ooh.
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Do you mind if I try the radio?
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Not at all.
It has dual controls
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for the front and the back.
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Oh, let's try the back.
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Is that too loud?
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Excuse me?
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Okay, we're good.
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Isn't this great?
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Are you having fun?
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Don't talk to me;
I'm trying to focus.
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Get off my ass, grandma.
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Go around!
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Oh, my God,
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there's a humidor
in the glove compartment.
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Oh, what a wonderful
waste of money.
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Put that thing away.
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I'm not gonna smoke it;
I'm just gonna take it.
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Molly!
I'm kidding.
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Can you just relax?
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No. I'm driving
the equivalent
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of a three-bedroom
house here,
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with a grandma who will
not get off my ass!
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You know, I-I made
your childhood dream
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of driving a Rolls-Royce
come true.
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You could at least enjoy it.
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I'm not built that way, Molly.
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You've met my mother.
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I wasn't raised to enjoy things.
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You know,
you are taking all the fun
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out of this fraudulent
test drive.
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pull over here
in front of the hotel.
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Thank you.
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Do you have a longer model
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with a bubbly pool in the back?
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No.
Oh.
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Well, I wish you
would have told me that
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before we left the shop.
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Let's go, crumb cake.
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Let's go!
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Right, right.
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All right.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Hey, uh, can just anybody sit
in those chairs?
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Yes, sir.
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Do you need help with anything?
Uh, no.
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Just waiting for the wife.
She's hitting the head.
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Uh, the ladies' can.
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Hey, what took so long?
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That bathroom,
it's amazing.
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It's like a beauty parlor.
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They have everything.
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There was makeup and hair spray
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and perfume and...
Oh, look, mints.
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I thought you just had to pee.
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I did, and I enjoyed
every minute of it.
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The... the seats were heated.
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Are you sure somebody
just wasn't there before you?
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Oh, don't be gross. Not here.
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All right, so, uh,
you ready to go home?
264
00:10:10,395 --> 00:10:12,146
No. What's the hurry?
265
00:10:12,147 --> 00:10:13,781
Let's hang out. Ooh.
266
00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:15,816
We can pretend
that we're two strangers
267
00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:19,036
that just met in a hotel lobby.
268
00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:21,522
Well, you're already acting
like somebody I don't know,
269
00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:23,290
so we're halfway there.
270
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,375
Perfect.
271
00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:26,160
Now all we need's a room.
272
00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,578
We can't afford
a room here.
273
00:10:27,579 --> 00:10:29,046
Even the people
we're pretending to be
274
00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:30,297
can't afford a room here.
275
00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:32,466
I know. This place
is horribly overpriced.
276
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,835
That's why
we're not gonna pay for it.
277
00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:36,203
Come on.
278
00:10:36,204 --> 00:10:38,305
I'm a cop; I can't steal.
279
00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,591
We're not stealing.
We're borrowing.
280
00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:42,426
It's like a...
like a library book.
281
00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:45,311
Like a library book
we're gonna have sex on.
282
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:51,218
All right, keep talking.
283
00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:52,820
This place has checkout
at 11:00.
284
00:10:52,821 --> 00:10:54,155
Check-in is at 3:00.
285
00:10:54,156 --> 00:10:55,940
Which means there's
a whole bunch of rooms upstairs
286
00:10:55,941 --> 00:10:58,075
just waiting
for turndown services.
287
00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:01,228
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
288
00:11:01,229 --> 00:11:02,780
You're using sex as a weapon.
289
00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,031
You know that, right?
290
00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:06,250
Yes, I do. Come on.
291
00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:08,451
Let's go.
292
00:11:13,425 --> 00:11:14,575
Okay, perfect. Let's go.
293
00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:16,544
I'm a Chicago cop with
a gun on his ankle,
294
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,878
and I'm shaking
like a leaf.
295
00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:19,013
It's the adrenaline.
296
00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,548
The metal taste
in the back of your mouth,
297
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,183
it's how you know
you're alive.
298
00:11:22,184 --> 00:11:24,051
Who are you?
299
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,603
Shh.
300
00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:26,937
All right, the maid's
almost done.
301
00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:28,772
Get the cart and go around
the corner with it.
302
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:30,641
Why? Because you want
to have sex with me.
303
00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:32,309
Okay.
304
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,777
Shh.
305
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,570
Go, go, go.
306
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,122
Okay, when she comes out
and goes around the corner,
307
00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:47,324
we make a run for the
room and bolt the door.
308
00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:48,959
Have you done this before?
309
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,944
Not here. Shh.
310
00:12:11,181 --> 00:12:12,466
All clear.
311
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,518
I said "all clear."
312
00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:16,103
I'm a little wobbly.
313
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:19,323
I still have my sex legs.
314
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:22,443
You don't have to tell me,
Mr. 15 Minutes.
315
00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:24,662
The fear of that maid walking in
and seeing me naked
316
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,563
bought me some extra time.
317
00:12:26,564 --> 00:12:28,365
Check the
72nd floor. Make sure all is clear.
318
00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:32,336
Security. I think
that maid ratted us out.
319
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,621
on the pillow now, do you?
320
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,039
What's next? You got
a plan for this?
321
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,006
Yes. Give me your gun.
322
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,725
What?
Yeah.
323
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,493
You are not going
to shoot anyone.
324
00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:41,228
No. You're gonna
take me hostage.
325
00:12:41,229 --> 00:12:42,996
What is wrong with you?
326
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,831
Just go to the stairs.
Fine.
327
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,016
But my way
would've worked, too.
328
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,221
Oh, my God.
329
00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:53,107
We'll just go down a floor,
330
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:55,142
hop on the elevator,
and we are gone.
331
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:57,227
You know, I think,
if I put my mind to it,
332
00:12:57,228 --> 00:12:58,696
I could rob a bank.
333
00:12:58,697 --> 00:13:01,315
Take it easy, Bonnie; This
is as far as Clyde goes.
334
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:02,900
There's no handle.
335
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:05,953
I guess you're supposed to put
your room key in the slot.
336
00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:07,321
Which we don't have.
337
00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:08,522
Why would they do that?
338
00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:11,124
To prevent people like us
from doing what we did.
339
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:14,795
Oh, that's actually smart.
340
00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:15,963
What are you doing?
341
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:18,716
Trying every card in my wallet.
342
00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,968
Well, I don't think that
your Orange Julius gift card
343
00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,721
is gonna save the day.
344
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:26,590
It's either this
or walk down 71 flights.
345
00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:29,093
Okay, here, try my CVS card.
346
00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:32,712
That hostage thing doesn't look
so bad now, does it?
347
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:39,436
Whew.
348
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,023
Ooh, this...
349
00:13:43,024 --> 00:13:44,858
This is quite a workout.
350
00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:46,276
Don't talk to me.
351
00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:47,494
Why?
352
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:48,895
Because you're gonna
try to make this seem
353
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,731
like we're having fun,
and we're not having fun.
354
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:54,118
We're 40 floor from fun
with 30 more to go!
355
00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:55,753
Well, see?
356
00:13:55,754 --> 00:13:57,338
We're already halfway there.
357
00:13:57,339 --> 00:13:59,506
Do not look at
the bright side.
358
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:01,709
There is no
bright side here!
359
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,910
Oh, quit being such a crybaby.
360
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,512
Don't call me a crybaby.
361
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,799
Why? You gonna cry, crybaby?
362
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,084
Stop it. If you hadn't dragged
me through all this crap,
363
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:13,253
I'd be home, happy,
on my couch right now.
364
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,689
But I was just trying to get you
to do something different.
365
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:18,058
Get you out of your comfort zone
for half a day.
366
00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:19,426
You know what zone I'm in now?
367
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:20,811
The chafing zone.
368
00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:23,262
I could cook a steak
between my thighs.
369
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,367
Boy, for somebody
who drove a Rolls-Royce today
370
00:14:26,368 --> 00:14:29,737
and had sex
in a five-star hotel for free,
371
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,121
you sure complain a lot.
372
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,240
You know why you can't admit
this is miserable?
373
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,875
Because you live in denial.
374
00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,410
That's why
you're so bad with money.
375
00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:38,612
Are you really gonna
point fingers, Groundhog Day?!
376
00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:40,798
I found you on the couch
this morning
377
00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,616
watching a 20-year-old
football game!
378
00:14:42,617 --> 00:14:44,784
I might have missed something!
379
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,971
You know what,
I'll see you at the bottom.
380
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,456
Yeah, you know what,
I'll see you at the bottom,
381
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:50,891
'cause I'm going first!
No, I'm going first.
382
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,342
I got the rail.
You move your hand.
383
00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:54,228
I got the rail! I got the rail!
Move your hand.
384
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,815
Get moving, or I'll
give you the rail!
385
00:14:57,816 --> 00:15:00,016
Yeah, that's my...
386
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,494
Mike?
387
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,314
Mike!
388
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,369
What are you doing?
389
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:22,372
I was down in single digits.
390
00:15:22,373 --> 00:15:24,091
I'm sorry.
391
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,259
That's it.
392
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,294
I can't take another step.
393
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,213
It's only 12 more floors.
Come on.
394
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,330
I can't.
395
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:31,432
Just leave me.
396
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,684
Live your life.
397
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:34,968
No.
398
00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:37,104
We walked into this together.
399
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:39,406
We're walking out
of this together.
400
00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:42,008
I'm just holding you back.
401
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,393
Okay.
402
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,562
We can rest for a second.
403
00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:47,448
I'm not talking
about the stairs.
404
00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:49,032
I'm talking about in life.
405
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,702
I'm just stopping you
from doing all that weird,
406
00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:54,353
wonderful stuff
that you want to do.
407
00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:57,040
Are you kidding?
408
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,543
Mike, I-I couldn't have
done any of that stuff
409
00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,044
if it wasn't for you.
410
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:03,831
That's not true.
It is.
411
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,383
Mike, you're my rock.
412
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:08,001
If it wasn't for you,
413
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,838
I-I wouldn't have been
able to quit my job
414
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,474
and become the successful,
415
00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:16,810
unpaid internet content
provider I am today.
416
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:22,900
Okay. Now, get up.
417
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:25,234
Get up,
you exhausted son of a bitch.
418
00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:28,522
Come on.
419
00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:33,393
If we don't get out of here,
420
00:16:33,394 --> 00:16:35,229
I love you, Molly.
421
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:36,446
Then show me.
422
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,664
Show me with your feet!
423
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:51,128
We did it! We did it!
424
00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:53,597
Sweet baby Jesus,
we're alive!
425
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,517
We're alive!
426
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:03,105
Act like we belong.
427
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,860
Oh, apples!
428
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,517
Thank you. We...
429
00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:16,485
We had a lovely stay.
430
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,377
Come on.
431
00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:30,979
Let's get you to the couch.
432
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:34,483
Can you bring the couch
closer to me?
433
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,651
Come on, honey,
you can do it.
434
00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:38,403
Come on.
435
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,654
Three steps and a flop.
436
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:44,860
Oh!
437
00:17:46,562 --> 00:17:48,947
Oh, this is comfortable.
438
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,616
Now I know why you never want
to get off of it.
439
00:17:51,617 --> 00:17:52,950
See?
440
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,337
Welcome to Mike Biggs country.
441
00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:57,071
Kind of nice, huh?
442
00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:59,540
Better than a Rolls.
443
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,743
Thank you, Molly.
444
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,411
For what?
445
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,913
Pushing me.
446
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,516
Oh, hey, is that the stairs?
447
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,034
I told you I tripped.
448
00:18:09,035 --> 00:18:10,968
My feet were numb.
449
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,304
No.
450
00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:15,507
For putting
together this day.
451
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:18,092
Making me do things that...
452
00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:20,861
I-I never thought I would do.
453
00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:23,014
Well, you better get used to it.
454
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,367
I don't know
where I'm going next,
455
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:27,452
but I'm taking you with me.
456
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:31,323
Can we at least wait
until my thighs heal
457
00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,775
and my ankles go back
to being smaller than my calves?
458
00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:40,147
Well, we can't go Jet Skiing
until the summer anyway.
459
00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:47,405
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