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It's kind of weird to think
that everything we do now

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is being recorded.

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- Eh, it's probably best for everybody.
- Mm-hmm.

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I am on the mayor's side on this one.

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Keep that thing off of me.

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Hey, ma.

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Okay, okay.

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Calm-calm down, okay?

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Nobody is lurking in your bushes.

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Mm, there are some sick people out there.

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Dopers, junkies, hustlers.
I'm Officer McMillan, and...

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This is my city.

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Okay, look, we'll be right over.

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Just put on some clothes and
stay away from the windows.

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Well, h-how is being naked...

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How-how is being naked
good for your eczema?

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Just put a damn robe on!

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You know, if we edit that
dash cam footage down,

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get our demo reel into the right hands,

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we could have our own TV show.

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How about we play that
game where you don't talk?

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Got you. Save my voice for on-air.

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Wait a second.

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I think somebody is by the window.

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All right, sicko. Chicago P.D.

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Let me see those hands and
come out from that hedge.

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Why don't you come on in here

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- and get me, big boy?
- Kay?

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Mikey meatball!

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What are you doing? Just mace the pervert

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and get him out of here so I can go to bed!

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It's not a pervert, ma.

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It's Kay.

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Kay!

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What the hell are you doing out here?!

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You didn't tell me you
were coming to visit.

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I'm not coming to visit. I'm moving in.

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Fantastic. The neighbors
already think I'm a lesbian.

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Hmm.

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Hey. Couple of old
lesbians living together,

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that's your TV show.

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Shut up and help me find the bags.

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- Synced and corrected by skøad -
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, hon, I'm gonna go.
I think you got this handled.

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Oh, yeah. If there's one thing

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my mom taught me, it's
how to sober people up.

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And what to tell social
services if they call.

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All right, I am ready to go.

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- Are you wearing makeup?
- Just used a little instant cocoa

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to bring down the shine on my forehead.

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You're ridiculous.

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See, you say ridiculous,
I say camera ready.

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bye.

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Isn't this great?

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Kay coming to visit us.

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She came to see me.

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She puked in my hedge.

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Let's not fight over her

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because you will lose.

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- Hey!
- Hey. There she is. Whew,

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that was some bender.

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The last thing I remember

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was chugging a double Mai
Tai in the Rangoon airport.

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Oh.

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You probably got slipped a Mickey.

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You're lucky you didn't
get taken as a sex slave.

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That's why I don't travel.

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You don't travel because
you hate foreigners.

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I can have two reasons.

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So, Rangoon... What is that like?

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I'm picturing, you know, opium
dens and pickpocketing monkeys.

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No, I never left the airport;
I just caught the first plane

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out of Afghanistan.

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Oh, my god, Afghanistan. Oh.

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Oh, no.

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It's no picnic.

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Anyway, I'm done with all that.

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- Done with what?
- Work, travel, everything.

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I told Nat Geo

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I've photographed my last lost tribe.

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Let somebody else squat in a cave

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and scrub their keister
with a handful of hot sand.

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Listen, I get it.

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You know, I go up to
the Indiana state fair,

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and every year I say, never again.

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oh. I mean, but you're Kay McKinnon.

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I mean, traveling's in your blood.

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Yeah, along with half a
dozen tropical diseases.

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Exactly. You're riddled
with exotic viruses.

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Do you know how cool that is?

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Leave her alone.

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She's lived her life.

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Now she's come back so we
can grow old and die together.

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Welcome home.

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I'm just burned-out, honey.

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It's the end of the road for me.

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No, this is just a pit stop.
I'm surprised there's not guys

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in Pennzoil jumpsuits buzzing around you.

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Listen, it's enough, okay?

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I'm done.

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So let's just... Let's just drop it.

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Okay. Sorry, Kay.

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I like this new you.

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And don't worry, when we
can't take care of ourselves,

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we'll hire a Jamaican woman.

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She'll feed us, bathe us, and
when we go really cuckoo's nest,

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she'll smother us with a pillow.

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I prefer pills, but it's your house.

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This is gonna be a hoot.

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So Kay just gave you all her equipment?

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I think she's just going
through a little something,

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so I'm just gonna hold on to these

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until she comes to her senses.

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You also gonna give back the
two million frequent flyer miles

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- she gave you?
- She really wanted me to have those.

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It's a bad sign when people start giving

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their possessions away.

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Had an uncle gave me his ham radio.

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Next day, he was gone.

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- Suicide?
- Prison.

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He had taken the guts out of that radio

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and filled it with a stolen Renoir.

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Course, I didn't find that
out until he got paroled

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and I told him I sold the radio.

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Then he offed himself.

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Just saying, check those
lenses before you pawn them.

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So your big hero's slowing down, huh?

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Guess your boozy mother isn't
looking so bad now, is she?

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- What's that mean?
- Mom's just a little jealous.

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She thinks you respect Kay more than her.

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Well... yeah.

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But I mean... I mean that...

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I don't know how I mean that. I just...

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I just don't understand
how somebody so vibrant

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and full of life can just give it all up.

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Well, you said Kay's
traveled around the world.

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You know, crossing all those time zones,

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who knows how old she is by now?

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Oh, I'd love to see how
the wiring is up there.

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Hey, make sure you wear
your shoe inserts tomorrow

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'cause I signed us up for
crowd control at a rally.

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Aw, you know I hate working those things.

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It's hot, people are
screaming in your face.

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I get it, you're here, you're queer.

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I'm fine with it.

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Yeah. But this one is actually
women demonstrating their rights

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to bare their breasts and
feed their babies in public.

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I'm fine with that, too.

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- So, how's your mom's friend doing?
- Uh, she's pretty depressed.

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Ooh, and she's staying at your mother's?

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That's like trying to kick drugs
and moving into a crack house.

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it's weird. It's like Kay's
suddenly given in to old age.

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I always thought she'd live
a long and adventurous life

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until the day she got t-boned by a rhino.

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Oh, no, rhinos are sweethearts.

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It's the hippos that will get you.

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Oh, don't let that little
bird on their back fool you.

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They are real jerks.

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Yeah, well I for one refuse

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to go gently into that good night.

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Yeah, I'm going out like Jack Lalanne.

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90 years old and still pulling
train cars with my teeth.

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To be honest, I can't
wait to get old, you know?

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Sitting around all day,
people bringing you food.

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You get to sleep whenever you want.

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You do that now.

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- What do you want?
- I'm here to see Kay.

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Now's not a good time.

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We're in the middle of a
very intense Jigsaw puzzle.

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So I can't come in? M-maybe I can help.

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I don't think so.

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She's on the borders, I'm on the inside.

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Three on a puzzle's asking for trouble.

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All right,

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thanks for stopping by.

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No, no! This is ridiculous. Come on.

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I want to take Kay out.
You know, give her a...

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A day out on the town, cheer her up.

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She doesn't want that.

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Maybe we should let Kay decide.

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Boy, are you a sore loser.

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She's mine now.

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We're going to bingo,

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catching the early bird at souplantation,

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then back home to see what new suit

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Steve Harvey's wearing on the feud.

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All right.

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Well, I'll leave you to it.

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Kay, it's Molly! Hey!

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Stay alive! I will find you!

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B-14!
B-14!

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I-19!

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Peggy says you used to take pictures

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- for magazines!
- I'm not deaf, honey.

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I am!

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I got the sister to bless our cards.

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We got baby Jesus on our side.

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Oh, this is where he's been hiding out

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while the rest of the
world is going to hell.

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To the owner of the older
mustard yellow impala,

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your headlights are on.

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Huh. That's me.

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I don't remember turning those on.

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Look at us, losing it together.

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I guess we're closer to
that Jamaican pillow kiss

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than we thought.

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G-46. G-46.

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Hey.

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- Where the hell did you come from?
- The land of the living.

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Let's get out of here.

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Molly, I say this out of love:

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Leave me the hell alone.

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Aw. And I say this out of love:

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- Get up! Get up! Get up!
- Oh, go away. Go away!

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Go away. I'm not gonna stop.

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- Go away!
- Ah! I knew you still had it in you.

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Let's go!

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You!

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Free bingo cards! And they're all winners!

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Get in!

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Oh! Molly...

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You can't have her yet, Peggy Biggs!

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It's just a breast! Give it a rest!

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It's just a breast! Give it a rest!

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Uh, I got to admit,

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I thought this would be more titillating.

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No pun intended.

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That's the third time you said it.

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- I think the pun was intended.
- Okay, okay.

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Just trying to keep you
abreast of the situation.

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All right, get them all out.

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I'm done. I just thought that
this crowd would be larger.

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Turns out it's just an
itty-bitty committee.

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Yeah, mom?

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She did what?

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Well, now, hold on,
kidnapping is a strong word.

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What did Molly do exactly?

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Okay, well, yeah, technically
that is kidnapping.

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To give nutrition!

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It's our mission to give nutrition!

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Ma, I got to go.

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Uh, th-things are starting
to get ugly down here.

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No, no, no, I didn't mean you ladies.

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You're beautiful.

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Things are certainly perking up.

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Shut up.

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Okay, this wasn't exactly

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the getaway I was planning.

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But I did take Peggy's distributor cap,

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so that slowed her down for a bit.

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That's the cap to her wiper fluid.

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Oh. Well, I don't know cars.

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But... I'm sure she's caught
in the same traffic we are.

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Oh, please, just take me back to Peggy's.

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Why? So you can finish your Jigsaw puzzle?

256
00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:40,190
Spoiler alert... It's a lighthouse.

257
00:11:40,192 --> 00:11:43,794
- Why can't you just let me be?
- Because this isn't you.

258
00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:46,563
Okay, you're one of the
best female photojournalists

259
00:11:46,565 --> 00:11:47,798
of our time.

260
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,033
You have gone where nobody else would go,

261
00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,835
and your photos made a difference.

262
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,638
- I didn't make a damn bit of difference.
- Yes, you did.

263
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,907
- And you did it with this camera.
- Aw, come on,

264
00:11:56,909 --> 00:11:58,141
what are you doing with that?

265
00:11:58,143 --> 00:11:59,843
I'm giving it back to you.

266
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,646
Because I do not think
that your work is finished.

267
00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:04,781
Okay, you want to see my work?

268
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:05,816
Yeah,

269
00:12:05,818 --> 00:12:07,484
I'm gonna show you something.

270
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:10,454
- You see that little girl?
- Yeah.

271
00:12:10,456 --> 00:12:12,656
Well, I took her picture
in a little village

272
00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:15,058
- outside of Jalalabad.
- She's beautiful.

273
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,727
She was very excited... It
was her first day at school.

274
00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:20,030
She kept showing me her new notebook.

275
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:23,533
And the next day the Taliban came in.

276
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:28,471
The things I've seen.

277
00:12:28,473 --> 00:12:30,440
I can't do it anymore.

278
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,108
'Cause no matter what,

279
00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:35,478
people just keep doing
horrible things to each other.

280
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:42,519
I can't even begin to imagine

281
00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:44,354
what you've been through, but I don't think

282
00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:46,189
you should just... give it all up.

283
00:12:46,191 --> 00:12:48,425
I mean, you can put her picture out there.

284
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:50,260
- Why don't you tell her story?
- Oh,

285
00:12:50,262 --> 00:12:52,228
that's not gonna make any difference.

286
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,964
People are slaughtering each
other out there every day.

287
00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,900
The world goes on.

288
00:12:56,902 --> 00:13:00,136
But I can't. I just...

289
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,605
'Cause every time I close my eyes,

290
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,775
I see that little girl.

291
00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:08,044
Help!

292
00:13:08,046 --> 00:13:09,712
Can someone help us?

293
00:13:09,714 --> 00:13:14,417
- Are you gonna come with me?
- I told you... I'm done.

294
00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:17,120
This crowd's getting a little unwieldy.

295
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,355
Captain said the traffic's
backing up to the Eisenhower.

296
00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:20,824
Yeah, after those tops came off,

297
00:13:20,826 --> 00:13:22,525
half this crowd is creepy lookie-loos.

298
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:24,127
Really, man? Put the phone down.

299
00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,662
They're just boobs, people. Move along.

300
00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:28,298
- Nothing to see here.
- Yeah, sad thing is, you're right.

301
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,699
You stare at 'em long enough,

302
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:32,302
they just turn into pieces
of skin... mystery's gone.

303
00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:36,306
Now I'm wondering what
they look like in a bra.

304
00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:39,175
Come on, it's just up
here. My wife is in labor,

305
00:13:39,177 --> 00:13:41,210
and our doula is somewhere in that rally.

306
00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,112
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought this was, like,

307
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:46,249
a hold the lug nuts while you
change the tire sort of situation.

308
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,384
Oh.

309
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,055
Oh, ho-ho.

310
00:13:53,057 --> 00:13:54,624
Wow, you are...

311
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,292
Having a baby.

312
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,594
- I know.
- It wasn't supposed to happen like this.

313
00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:00,897
She was supposed to have it in our bathtub.

314
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,099
Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right.

315
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:06,602
Uh, maybe-maybe the
cabbie can help us, huh?

316
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,038
Huh? Hi. You want to
come out here and help us?

317
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,073
Huh? Come on!

318
00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:13,376
Really?

319
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,846
You could at least turn off the meter!

320
00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:20,516
Hey-ho, let us show!
Hey-ho, let us show!

321
00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:22,752
Hey-ho, let us show!

322
00:14:25,223 --> 00:14:27,223
Sweetie, where are you?

323
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:30,326
What?! Okay, okay, I'm two blocks away.

324
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,194
Don't worry, I'll be right there.

325
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,964
- Is everything okay?
- Aw, Molly's gone from kidnapping

326
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:38,100
to delivering babies...
All hell's breaking loose.

327
00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:40,402
My husband's on his way and he's a cop,

328
00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:42,204
so he's gonna make it all better.

329
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:45,074
Until then, I think maybe
we... maybe we just breathe.

330
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,009
Breathe. Yeah, that's good. Just listen

331
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,378
to your body... it's gonna
tell you what you need,

332
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,780
and then when it tells
you, you can tell me and...

333
00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,717
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

334
00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:57,286
Oh, it does feel better.

335
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,987
It really does feel better than breathing.

336
00:14:58,989 --> 00:15:01,657
All right, I'm not sure
if should kind of go in,

337
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,526
or if I should just kind of
hang back and wait and catch.

338
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,094
I don't want you to go in.

339
00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:08,330
I don't want to go in,
either, so that's good...

340
00:15:08,332 --> 00:15:09,798
We're working together, and that's...

341
00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:13,735
Okay, I know that feels better,

342
00:15:13,737 --> 00:15:16,672
but it is also starting to freak me out!

343
00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:19,708
- What do we got here?
- There's a baby comin'! Now!

344
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,877
Oh...

345
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,612
You're gonna be just fine.

346
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:26,381
- What's your name, honey?
- Freedom.

347
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,483
Well, we'll get into that name later.

348
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,352
Let's just get your baby out.

349
00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:32,387
- I'd like that.
- Oh...

350
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,223
I know you're scared, but
I promise you can do this.

351
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,626
I don't know, I don't think I can.

352
00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:39,561
I'm talking to her. What I need from you

353
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,229
is a blanket and a bottle of water.

354
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,499
- I got a sweater and a half bottle of Gatorade in my car.
- Perfect.

355
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:47,068
And grab my purse. I
got a Vicodin in there.

356
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,871
We can split it three ways.

357
00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,106
Don't be nervous.

358
00:15:51,108 --> 00:15:53,508
I've seen women give birth
in much worse conditions.

359
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:55,810
Really?
- You bet.

360
00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:57,779
Mud huts, rain forests,

361
00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:59,848
in the middle of a war zone.

362
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,317
Somehow, life always finds a way.

363
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:04,252
All right, I'm gonna need you

364
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,921
- to push when I tell you.
- Okay, here. Here.

365
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:08,289
I got it.

366
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,725
Oh... wow, that is a baby's head.

367
00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:13,361
- That's a baby's head.
- You're almost there!

368
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,430
Yeah. Okay, honey.

369
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,065
All right, push.

370
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,100
Ooh. You got it...

371
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:21,035
Oh, that-a-girl, that-a-girl,

372
00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:23,404
okay, give me one more push.

373
00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:25,640
Oh... ah...

374
00:16:25,642 --> 00:16:27,241
Oh, that's it, that's it.

375
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:29,777
Okay. Hey-hey, lot of skin.

376
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,680
Okay, good for you. All right. Right on.

377
00:16:32,682 --> 00:16:34,081
All right.

378
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,583
Let's not have an incident.

379
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:37,385
Okay. Ooh! Ooh!

380
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,820
Oh, thank god.

381
00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:40,688
I thought that was...

382
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,690
Hey, sweetie. Heh.

383
00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:46,694
Oh, my god.

384
00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:57,371
Nakutakia maisha mwema na fanaka.

385
00:16:57,373 --> 00:17:01,675
* Nants ingonyama! *

386
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:05,613
May you have a good and prosperous life.

387
00:17:05,615 --> 00:17:07,982
Yeah. Hakuna matata.

388
00:17:10,886 --> 00:17:13,187
Good job, good job.

389
00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,556
I knew you were still awesome!

390
00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:27,662
Mike, I'm-I'm near a tree
and I'm wearing a shirt.

391
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,311
That should really narrow it down.

392
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:34,089
- Molly!
- Hey! Hey, over here!

393
00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:36,450
Excuse me. Excuse me.

394
00:17:36,452 --> 00:17:37,385
Hi.

395
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,881
- Hey, where's the pregnant lady?
- Oh, she's with the baby,

396
00:17:39,882 --> 00:17:40,988
and they're doing fine.

397
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,490
- You delivered it?
- Well,

398
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:45,459
no, but, you know, I watched,
and I didn't throw up,

399
00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:47,361
so that's something.

400
00:17:47,363 --> 00:17:49,263
- I'm proud of you.
- Aw.

401
00:17:49,265 --> 00:17:51,465
I got some great shots of these women.

402
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,301
I mean, they're so brave... they're just...

403
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:56,037
They're fighting for something
they really believe in, you know?

404
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,239
They're beautiful. You got to live life

405
00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:00,941
- until it's ripped out of your arms.
- That's the spirit.

406
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:04,412
See? You may end up getting
t-boned by that rhino yet.

407
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:05,913
I don't get it.

408
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,748
Hey, Molly, hold this for me.

409
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,250
Huh? Okay.

410
00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:11,919
You can watch change, or
you can be a part of it.

411
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:12,920
I'm going in.

412
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:14,922
Oh, god. Ha-ha!

413
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:17,858
- Hold this.
- Oh, no.

414
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,594
Kay, I will follow you anywhere!

415
00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:23,264
We need some sunscreen!

416
00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:26,700
I better hold on to these

417
00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:28,899
for when I have to arrest them later.

418
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,802
Ok. Alright.

419
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:38,926
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