1 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:13,681 - Ho, ho, and ho! 2 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,099 - Hi, hi, and hi! 3 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,935 Ha ha ha! 4 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,187 - Ehh! 5 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,983 - All right, young lovers of learning and short pants. 6 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,609 - I do love short pants. 7 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,444 - Yeah, guess what I love. - What? 8 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,279 - Slapping perky redheads. 9 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:38,079 - Now, Jade, don't be a Christmas grunch. 10 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,000 - Ha-ha, grunch-- that's my word. 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,710 - I can't calm down! - It's not the end of the world! 12 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,252 - Yeah, it is. It's absolutely the end of the world. 13 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,880 - You have all of next semester to make it up. 14 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,339 I don't care. I'm just going to give up music. 15 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,842 Just forget it. Forget everything! 16 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:52,511 - Ho, ho, ho, and jingle bells. 17 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,390 - No, Andre, don't you dare-- - oh! 18 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,099 - Oh, you did it. 19 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,977 - I bet that jingled his bells. 20 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,023 - I'm sorry, but all y'all can just keep the Christmas 21 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,649 spirit to yourselves. 22 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:10,278 - Andre, you got a beef with Christmas? 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,031 - I love Christmas beef! 24 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,115 Every year, my brother steals a Chuck roast and then rubs it-- 25 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,660 - cat! - Hey! Hey. 26 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,953 You woke me up. 27 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,663 - Ooh, sorry, Beck. 28 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:23,333 Certainly wouldn't want to keep you awake during my class. 29 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,711 - Thanks. You're the best. 30 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:29,297 - Now, before I get my-- wha-pa!-- Teacher on-- 31 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,886 - Andre, why the sour puss? 32 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,846 - Yeah, why the sour puss? 33 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,807 - I don't really want to talk about it. 34 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:42,853 - Andre wrote a Christmas song for his creative music class. 35 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,148 - And it was a really great song. 36 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,694 - But his teacher gave him-- 37 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,446 - don't say it out loud! 38 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,073 - Ok. - A "d"! 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,657 Agh, I said it out loud. 40 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,953 - A "d"? 41 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,579 - I've always gotten "a"s in music. 42 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,706 How does a person go from an "a" to a "d"? 43 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,792 - Happened to me in eighth grade. 44 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,462 - Well, I'm sorry, Andre. 45 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,297 Now, yo! 46 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,424 - Whoa! Whoa. Wow, wow. 47 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,135 - Why Becky so sleepy? 48 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,887 - There's a stupid cricket in my rv. 49 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:20,515 So I can't sleep because it chirps all night long. 50 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,977 - So just call one of those bug murderers. 51 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,395 - Uh, they're called exterminators. 52 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,605 - Yeah, why sugar-coat it? 53 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:31,318 - Hey, sikowitz. - Yes, what is it, boy? 54 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,113 - I have your Hollywood arts secret Santa assignment. 55 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:39,076 - ♪ Ooh, who am I buying a gift for this year? ♪ 56 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,828 Courtney Van cleef? 57 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:44,164 Oh, no, that kid's a freaky little weirdo. 58 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,332 - She's my sister. 59 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,292 - I know. 60 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,920 I don't why your parents didn't stop with you. 61 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,009 Could I place switch secret Santa assignments with someone? 62 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,385 Come on, please? Tori? 63 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,388 - Sorry, I didn't sign up for the secret Santa thing. 64 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,974 - Yeah, none of us did. 65 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,224 - Why not? 66 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,935 - 'Cause it's stupid. 67 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,146 - Why should we buy gifts for random people 68 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,396 we don't care about? 69 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,149 - I mean, what's the point? 70 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:11,692 - All right. 71 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,820 You kids need a big fat dose of Christmas spirit 72 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,322 rammed into your teenage hearts. 73 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:21,743 So theresuch, as your teacher, I require you to participate 74 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,496 in-- shh-- secret Santa. 75 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:29,084 - Aw, no ad-libbed complaining. 76 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:32,211 I'll text you all your secret Santa assignments. 77 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:37,009 And I expect you all to give very good, very creative gifts. 78 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,845 - And what if we don't? 79 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:43,557 - Whoever gives the worst gift 80 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,351 will have to join me on Christmas Eve 81 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,479 for Christmas yodeling. 82 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,400 - What's Christmas yodeling? - Dude! - Tori! 83 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,036 - ♪ Here I am, once again ♪ 84 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,372 ♪ feeling lost but now and then ♪ 85 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:12,669 ♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪ 86 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,589 ♪ and you don't know where you are now ♪ 87 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:20,468 ♪ or what it will come to if only somebody could hear ♪ 88 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,347 ♪ when you figure out how, you're lost in the moment ♪ 89 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,642 ♪ you disappear ♪ 90 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,688 ♪ you don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action ♪ 91 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,400 ♪ you're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction ♪ 92 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,152 ♪ not a fantasy ♪ 93 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:41,198 ♪ just remember me when it turns out right ♪ 94 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:45,077 ♪ 'cause you know that if you live in your imagination ♪ 95 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:48,914 ♪ tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪ 96 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,250 ♪ in my victory ♪ 97 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:58,090 ♪ just remember me when I make it shine! ♪ 98 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,897 - Ok, Mr. Santa claus. 99 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,523 Let's see what you got. 100 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,903 - ♪ Well, have a very jolly Holly, merry Christmas... ♪ 101 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,197 - Whoo! 102 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,158 Show me that north pole shuffle. 103 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,913 Uh-oh, what's wrong, buddy? 104 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,958 Switch off. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,501 Aah! Aah! 106 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,253 Aah, get him off! 107 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:39,131 Help me! Get off! Get off of me! 108 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,259 - Tori, quit playing with my mechanical Santa! 109 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,385 - Get him off! Get him off! Help! 110 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,600 Did you see that? 111 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,186 Santa tried to kill me. 112 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,190 - Will you quit acting childish 113 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,525 and help me bring the Christmas tree in? 114 00:05:58,566 --> 00:05:59,943 - You bought a tree? 115 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,736 - Heh-heh, yep. - But I thought we were gonna 116 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,697 wait for mom and dad to get back in town. 117 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,740 - I do not need your negativity. 118 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,126 - Oh, yay! - Yay what? 119 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,502 Yay me? 120 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,505 - No. I just got a text from sikowitz. 121 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,966 I get to be secret Santa for Andre. 122 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:27,512 Look at my enormous Christmas tree! 123 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,430 - I'm looking. 124 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,390 Come help me pull it in! 125 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,323 - Man! 126 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:47,949 How big is this tree? 127 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,617 - It's not small! 128 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,376 - Hi! Christmas beef? 129 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,960 My brother made it. - Yum. 130 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,587 - Merry Christmas! 131 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:01,838 Heh. Hi! 132 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,549 Christmas beef? My brother made it. 133 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,094 Ha. Ha ha! Yay! 134 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,763 Have a beefy Christmas! Ha! 135 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,306 Hi! Christmas beef? 136 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,974 - Just give me anyone else! 137 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,895 - Jade, you are Tori's secret Santa, and that be that. 138 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,897 - Why do I have to-- - he said he's not gonna change it. 139 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,648 So just deal with it. Why don't you just deal with it? 140 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,192 Why don't you just deal with it? 141 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,446 - His heart is vibrating. 142 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,698 How much coffee have you drunk? - A lot. Like a lot. 143 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,367 I don't know, like, maybe seven cups. A lot. 144 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,452 Is there a problem? 145 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,163 - He's drinking coffee to stay awake at school 146 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,415 'cause of the stupid cricket 147 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,832 that's keeping him up every night. 148 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,377 - Lot of coffee! 149 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:43,964 Look, I don't want to be Tori's secret Santa. 150 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,424 - Too bad. 151 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,346 - Stop bouncing! 152 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,307 - I can't help it! 153 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,893 - Hey, trina, trina. - What? 154 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,437 - You want to see what I got Andre 155 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,687 for his secret Santa gift? 156 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,148 - No. 157 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,484 - Look. 158 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,487 It's a little ceramic guitar. 159 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,864 I made it at color me pot. 160 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,284 - I thought sikowitz said that your secret Santa gifts 161 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,202 have to be really special and creative. 162 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,703 - He did. 163 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,539 - Well, that's ugly and useless. 164 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,251 - No. It's cute. 165 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,502 And look. 166 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,212 You can pretend to play it, like... 167 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,841 ♪ Tori gave me this Christmas present ♪ 168 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:31,678 ♪ and it's a tiny guitar ♪ 169 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,348 Why are you walking away? 170 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,141 - 'Cause I'm embarrassed for you. 171 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,810 - ♪ That was mean ♪ 172 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,606 - Hey, Andre! Christmas beef? 173 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,526 - Yeah, sure. 174 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,069 Wait. Who made it? 175 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,988 - My brother. - Mm-mm, nope. 176 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,281 No, thank you. 177 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,866 - Why not? 178 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,909 - Because last month, I ate his Thanksgiving sausage 179 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,453 and I'm still a mess. 180 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,414 - Ho-ho to the ho. 181 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,415 - What's up? 182 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,084 Ho! 183 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,296 - So Mr. music man, close your eyes 184 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,965 and get ready for the best secret Santa-- 185 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,259 Cat Valentine! 186 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,429 Calling cat Valentine! 187 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,390 - I'm cat Valentine! 188 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,308 Who's calling? Ha ha ha. 189 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,186 - Your secret Santa. 190 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:25,232 - Oh, my god, yay! Ha ha ha. 191 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,317 - And your Christmas present is... 192 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,778 Your very own cotton candy machine! 193 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,946 - Whoa! 194 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,658 - That's right. This man, Larry Stein, 195 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,285 will follow you around all week 196 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,120 and give you all the cotton candy you want. 197 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,916 - Ha! Oh, my god, Robbie, thank you! 198 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,377 This is the best Christmas present ever! 199 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,878 Look, everyone! 200 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,006 Robbie got me a cotton candy machine with a man! 201 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,384 Ha ha. Come on, Larry! 202 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,302 Let's get to class! 203 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,013 Follow me! Ha ha ha ha! 204 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,891 - That's a legit secret Santa gift. 205 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,520 - Yeah. It is. 206 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,146 Bye. 207 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,149 - Ha ha ha! 208 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,650 Hurry, Larry! 209 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,913 - Why? Why is it so hard to think of a good gift for Andre? 210 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,670 - Oh. Ok. 211 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,672 Got the star on top, heh-heh. 212 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,216 Now help me decorate it. 213 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,927 - No. I have to figure out-- - I need your help, ok? 214 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,387 And Robbie's late. 215 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,721 - I can't think about anything 216 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,058 until I figure out what I'm get-- Robbie? 217 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,311 - Yeah, I invited him over to help decorate the tree. 218 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,771 - Since when are you and Robbie friends? 219 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,898 - Ugh, we're not. 220 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,276 I just, um-- I'm making him do stuff for me. 221 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,653 - And why would he agree to that? 222 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,738 - 'Cause I'm pretty. 223 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,616 - But-- 224 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,784 - It's open! 225 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,578 - Hey, girls. 226 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,413 - Hey. - Hey, Robbie. 227 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,166 - How are the vega sisters doing on this fine December evening? 228 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,709 - There's 20 boxes of ornaments in the garage. Go get them. 229 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,378 - You said we'd have pizza first. 230 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,090 - Yeah, changed my mind. Ornaments-- get them. 231 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,134 - Roger dodger. 232 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,638 - And where are you going? 233 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,806 - Oh, I had some of cat's Christmas beef, 234 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,517 and I'm-- I'm kind of a mess. 235 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,771 - You know, she's just using you. 236 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,148 - I know. 237 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,858 But when we're done, she might hug me. 238 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,860 So I'm ok with it. 239 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,030 - That's so sad. 240 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,074 - Yeah. 241 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:47,123 Hey, I think something just moved in your bushes outside. 242 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,752 - Mr. busey, is that you? 243 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,757 My dad said that you're not allowed in our yard anymore. 244 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,385 - Aah! 245 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,394 - Ok now. 246 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,104 Stick your stupid arm right in there. 247 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,730 - Kk. 248 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,734 It's crushing my arm! 249 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,820 - What? It is? 250 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,199 - No, I'm just kidding, heh. It feels nice. 251 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,369 - Oh. 252 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,787 Kill me with a rock. 253 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,417 - Anthony! 254 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,793 Anthony, come on, please. 255 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,839 - Andre, the reason that you got a "d" 256 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,884 is that your Christmas song deserved a "d." 257 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,472 - Ok. All right. 258 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,309 You're the teacher and-- and I respect your decision. 259 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,644 - Thank you. 260 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,313 - What is the matter with you?! - Oh! 261 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,815 - I'm sorry! Anthony, wait. 262 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,443 I let my emotions get the best of me. 263 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,737 Anthony. I'ma work on this! 264 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,113 Anthony. Anthony! 265 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,865 - Mr. Robbie shapiro. 266 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,367 - Hey, Beck. 267 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,119 - Let's talk secret Santa. 268 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,706 - You're my secret Santa? - Merry Christmas, rob. 269 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,463 - You bought me a girl? Hoo-hoo. 270 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,591 - No. No. 271 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,468 You know how you always talk about that bully, 272 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,261 the one who used to beat you up when you were seven? 273 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,639 - Yeah. Christy vicaris. 274 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:30,017 Man, I hated that beefy little witch and her mean face. 275 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,852 - And you always say you'd kill 276 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,980 for just one chance to tell her off. 277 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,231 - Yeah? 278 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,024 - Robbie... 279 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,652 Christy vicaris. 280 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,404 - You found her? You're Christy? 281 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,239 - So you want to tell me off? 282 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,534 - Well... I did. 283 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,244 But now you're hot. 284 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,374 - Maybe you kids should go to jet brew and talk things over. 285 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,627 - Oh, I'm not paying $3 for a cup of coffee. 286 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,675 - Ooh, this'll buy coffee and "scawns." 287 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,469 - Scones. - Maybe in Canada. 288 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,348 - Merry Christmas, rob. 289 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,476 - Ew, your hand is sweaty. - I know. 290 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,939 - Here. 291 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,150 This is the most gigantic cup of coffee they sell. 292 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,153 - It's not enough. 293 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,655 - Look, that cricket's been keeping you awake 294 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,490 for over a month now. - Hi! 295 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,283 Secret Santa time! 296 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,828 - You mine or his? 297 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,120 - Yours. For you! 298 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,664 - Give it. 299 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,915 - Hey, guys. Um, can I ask you a-- 300 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,502 - shut up! I'm opening a Christmas present. 301 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,714 - Grunch. 302 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,133 - Oh, my god, cat, you did not. 303 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,220 - Scissors. - They're special scissors! 304 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,596 - Ok. 305 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,473 - They're from a real movie. 306 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,142 - I cannot believe you got me these. 307 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,228 - What movie were they used in? 308 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,480 - "The scissoring." 309 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,774 - With that-- that one about the girl 310 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,276 who comes back from the dead and uses a pair of scissors 311 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,737 on her two best friends? 312 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,114 - Yep. - Starting with the pretty girl. 313 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,784 - Oh. 314 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,538 Um, anyway, you guys, I'm Andre's secret Santa, 315 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,498 and I have, like, no clue what to give him. 316 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,208 - Just get him a present. 317 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,585 - Oh, my god. 318 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,588 - Ok, help me, please. 319 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,214 I don't want to give him the worst present 320 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,675 and then have to go Christmas yodeling with sikowitz. 321 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,218 - Ha. - Two words. 322 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,220 - I bet they won't be helpful. - Your problem. 323 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,306 I was right. 324 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,068 - Hey. 325 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,404 So when do the decorations go on that thing? 326 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,656 - Soon. - First we have to flock it. 327 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,991 - You-- you have to what it? 328 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,786 - Flock it. 329 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,954 - I-- I don't understand. 330 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,664 - This is a flocking machine. 331 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,041 You use it to spray fake snow all over the tree. 332 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,501 - And that's called flocking? 333 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,878 - Sure is. - Uh-huh. 334 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,005 - Someone's at the door. Go get it. 335 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,890 - Jade. - Correct. 336 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,850 - What are you here for? 337 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,477 - You. 338 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,730 - Wait. 339 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,065 Do you have your new scissors with you? 340 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,818 - No. 341 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,243 Don't be shy. 342 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,544 Those are my old scissors. 343 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,257 - Ok. So what do you want? 344 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,384 - Merry Christmas. 345 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,719 - You're my secret Santa? 346 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,053 - Ho, ho. 347 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,931 - Ho. 348 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,351 So what's my gift? 349 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,437 - An idea for a present to give to Andre. 350 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,563 - You have an idea? 351 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,023 - A perfect one. 352 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,650 - Awesome. Tell me. 353 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,444 - Beg me. 354 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,572 - Come on. If you have an idea-- 355 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,702 - Ok. How do I make it flock? 356 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,537 - You just press the red button right on top. 357 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,793 - Sorry. 358 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,546 - Please get me a flock rag. 359 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,773 - Hey, man. 360 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,316 Hey, Beck. - Yeah, hey. 361 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,985 Hi. What? 362 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,278 - Bam. - Oh. 363 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,280 So you're my secret Santa. - True chizz. 364 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,115 Open it up. - Right. 365 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,538 You bought me a cricket? 366 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,456 - Nope. I caught you a cricket. 367 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,166 That's the one that's been living in your trailer 368 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,710 keeping you up every night. 369 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,670 - Shut up. How did you ca-- how did you catch him? 370 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,963 - Well, you mom let me into your place 371 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,673 after you left this morning. 372 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,300 And I used some peanut butter to lure him into that box. 373 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,886 - How did you know that crickets like peanut butter? 374 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,680 - Everybody likes peanut butter. 375 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,641 - Is that a cricket? 376 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,184 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 377 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,104 - Can I have it? 378 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,815 - Sure. 379 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,110 - Courtney, merry Christmas from your secret Santa. 380 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,115 - What'd you get? - A cricket. 381 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,826 - That's hot. 382 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,832 Here comes Robbie with Andre's teacher. 383 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,667 - Oh, hurry. Go, go. 384 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,544 Ahem. 385 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,464 Check. 386 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,924 Hey, Anthony. 387 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,927 Hey. 388 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,639 Ok, everyone. You guys know Anthony, 389 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,141 one of the Hollywood arts' awesome music teachers. 390 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,310 - Here he is to my right. 391 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,812 Anthony. 392 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:10,691 - Well, earlier this week, he gave Andre Harris 393 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,027 a "d" on his Christmas song. 394 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:17,406 - Oh, man, now everybody knows. 395 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492 - So we thought that you guys should hear 396 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,536 Andre's Christmas song and see what you think. 397 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,005 - ♪ Carolers singing ♪ 398 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,297 ♪ sleigh bells are ringing ♪ 399 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,758 ♪ it's that time of year ♪ 400 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,678 ♪ everyone's toasting chestnuts are roasting ♪ 401 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,346 ♪ christmastime is near ♪ 402 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,599 ♪ but something's missing and I'm wishing ♪ 403 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,560 ♪ wishing that you knew ♪ 404 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,855 ♪ how much it would mean to spend ♪ 405 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,273 ♪ this christmastime with you ♪ 406 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,525 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! 407 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,153 - ♪ So if you feel it coming ♪ 408 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,279 - ♪ on this special day ♪ 409 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,823 ♪ just trust your heart ♪ 410 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,951 ♪ don't let your head get in the way ♪ 411 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,537 ♪ 'cause it's Christmas ♪ 412 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,331 - ♪ and the start of something new ♪ 413 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,084 ♪ but it's Christmas ♪ 414 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,171 - ♪ and I hope you feel it too ♪ 415 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,464 ♪ candy canes and mistletoe ♪ 416 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,509 ♪ Jack frost nipping at your nose ♪ 417 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,636 ♪ but all of it means nothing ♪ 418 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,347 ♪ without you ♪ 419 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,353 ♪ just for a minute, you get a feeling ♪ 420 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,939 ♪ look up in the sky ♪ 421 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,525 - ♪ Santa's here, so get in the spirit ♪ 422 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,319 ♪ just give it a try ♪ 423 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,655 - ♪ children beaming and I'm dreaming ♪ 424 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,616 ♪ hoping that it's true ♪ 425 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,326 ♪ 'cause it would mean so much ♪ 426 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,206 ♪ to spend this christmastime with you ♪ 427 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,833 - ♪ so if you feel it comin' ♪ 428 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,211 ♪ on the special day ♪ 429 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,879 ♪ just trust your heart ♪ 430 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,505 ♪ 'cause I can't wait ♪ 431 00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:00,509 ♪ to hear you say that it's Christmas ♪ 432 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,262 - ♪ and the start of something new ♪ 433 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,223 ♪ well, it's Christmas ♪ 434 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,602 - ♪ and I hope you feel it too ♪ 435 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,812 - ♪ everyone together sings ♪ 436 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,774 ♪ of silver bells and garden rings ♪ 437 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,985 ♪ but all of it means nothing ♪ 438 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,114 ♪ without you ♪ 439 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,157 - ♪ no, no, no ♪ 440 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,119 ♪ 'cause it's not Christmas ♪ 441 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,204 ♪ without you, you, you ♪ 442 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:33,793 ♪ it's not Christmas without you! ♪ 443 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,463 - Yeah, that's my girls. 444 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,971 - Merry Christmas, Andre, from your secret Santa. 445 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,017 - Whoo! 446 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,727 - All right. 447 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,395 Ok. - Heh. 448 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,522 - Maybe I was wrong about your song. 449 00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:00,736 - So now you're going to change Andre's grade to... 450 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,738 - Well... 451 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,365 - Perhaps an "a"? 452 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,661 - An "a." 453 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,051 And when the gift-giving was over, 454 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,138 sikowitz realized that all the children gave each other 455 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,389 wonderfully creative Christmas presents 456 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:32,434 and that his gift, a used cricket, 457 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,352 to an awkward young girl, 458 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:37,773 was truly the worst Christmas present of all. 459 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:43,612 And so, on that Christmas Eve, he yodeled with crazy strangers. 460 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,331 - Ah! 461 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,887 - ♪ As long as you say it ♪ 462 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,056 ♪ so tell me that you love me ♪ 463 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,765 ♪ yeah ♪ 464 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,561 ♪ and tell me that I take your breath away ♪ 465 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:18,564 ♪ maybe if you take one more ♪ 466 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,816 ♪ then I would know for sure ♪ 467 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,442 ♪ there's nothing left to say ♪ 468 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:26,155 - ♪ tell me that you love me anyway ♪ 469 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,991 Mmm! 470 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,245 Beg me.