Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Ooh.
- Hold up, hold up.
Someone was off key.
- Yeah, who was it?
- Two hints-- Robbie and shapiro.
- My singing was not off.
- Man, your whole life is off.
- Well, I think maybe, uh, Tori was off key.
- Well!
- Uh, Tori wasn't off.
You were perfect. Really nice tone.
- Handsome boy thinks I was perfect.
- Uh, uh, not so fast.
Let's talk about your homework assignment.
- For the full moon jam?
- Mm-hmm. You all have to do a song,
and your performance will count as one third
of your semester grade.
- We have to sing a solo?
- It can be a solo, or you can pair up
with someone in this class and sing a duet.
But just solos and duets.
What about us?
- No!
No quartets.
Aww.
- So, Tori, what should we sing together?
- I call Tori. - I already called Tori.
- Oh, my gosh. - Are you kidding me, little girl?
- You worked with her the last time. - Hey, hey, hey!
You guys can't just call me.
I am not the front seat in your mom's minivan.
- I never had a mom.
- Oh.
- I'm singing a solo, ok?
- Man. - Come on, let's go.
- Like the wolf...
- She walks alone.
- Off key.
- ♪ Here I am, once again ♪
♪ feeling lost but now and then ♪
♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪
♪ and you don't know where you are now ♪
♪ or what it will come to if only somebody could hear ♪
♪ when you figure out how, you're lost in the moment ♪
♪ you disappear ♪
♪ you don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know that if you live in your imagination ♪
♪ tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪
♪ in my victory ♪
♪ just remember me when I make it shine! ♪
- Tori.
- Oh, hi.
- Ryder. - I know your name, Ryder.
- So I was wondering if maybe you--
- look, I really can't sing a duet with you.
- No, that's not what I was going to ask you.
- It's not? - I was going to see
if maybe you wanted to, you know, go out.
Or I should probably just--
- no! Wait!
I'd love to go out sometime.
And wow, your arm is hard.
Thanks.
So, we'll grab Sushi or something.
- Yes! I mean, yes, yes.
I want to do that.
- All right, fine!
The four of you can sing as a quartet.
Yay!
- Now, leave me alone.
- It's true...
Hey, hey, Tori vega.
Won't you be our very special--
- no!
Hey, hey, Andre Harris--
No!
- Uh, hey, Sadie... hi.
- Oh. Hey, Tommy.
- Uh-oh. This didn't take long to go bad.
- Uh, I'm-- I'm Robbie.
Remember, I was in your jazz dance class?
- Oh, yeah. You're the kid who got kicked in the groin.
- Yes, uh, but I've healed.
Anyway, I was just wondering
if maybe you'd want to get dinner with me
this Saturday night at the olive bargain.
- Look, I would go out with you,
but I'd really rather just stay home and do nothing.
- I failed again.
- Aww. Who's inadequate?
- Hey... What's wrong with me?
- You wear girl pants. - Oh, there's a bunch of things.
- You smell like a baby. - You're a little awkward.
- You irritate people. - You guys, it's not funny.
- Oh, oh. And you're not funny.
- Oh, yay-- north star, how can I assist you?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Are you injured?
And your location is?
Okay, help is on the way.
Thanks for calling north star.
- What was that about?
- You know the new phone number I got last week?
- Uh-huh. - Yeah, I remember. - Well,
there must be a glitch or something
'cause lots of people who have north star keep calling me.
- Wait, I've heard of north star. Isn't that, um--
- an emergency service for people who have
just had car accidents.
- Oh, my god.
- It's so exciting.
And I get to help people who need me.
- But how will the paramedics know to go help that guy?
- Oh, my god, you're right.
I should call the paramedics.
- Hey.
- Oh, someone's all happy about something.
- Yeah, it's making me sick.
- Hey, um, is there a reason why girls
don't want to go out with me?
- You mean, like, one reason that stands out
over all the other reasons?
- Ha!
- So why are you happy?
- 'Cause Ryder Daniels asked me out.
- Ooh, he's hot.
Stare all you want. I'm secure.
- I don't trust that Ryder guy.
- Well, you just hate the idea
of anything good happening for me.
- That could not be more true.
Now, I'm just saying any dude that hot and that perfect
has to be hiding something.
- So I guess you think Beck's hiding something.
- Oh, he was until I found out.
- What-- what was I hiding?
- That you were born in Canada!
- It wasn't a secret!
- So this Ryder guy, he just asked you out
and you said sure?
- Uh, yeah, pretty much.
- And he didn't give you a present or money?
- No.
- Well, I just don't understand.
Wait.
This date, when and where?
- Friday night, my house.
- Can I come?
- What? No. Why?
- Because I want to learn from Ryder.
Look, I want to be the kind of guy who can walk up to a girl,
ask her out, and not get laughed at or sprayed.
- You can't observe my first date with Ryder.
- He won't even know I'm there.
I'll-- I'll hide in that bush on your patio.
- He'll see you. - You never have.
- I know, but-- what?
Oh!
- Ugh!
- Trina, will you please help me?
- Busy.
Are you making Sushi?
- Yeah. Will you just read me the directions that are right over--
- look, I just got these jeans, and I gotta stretch them out.
- You know, we eat on that table.
- Sorry, my butt's gotta breathe.
And why make Sushi?
- I'm gonna surprise my date,
Ryder Daniels.
- Ryder? Senior guy, super hot?
- Yeah.
- Be careful. - Why?
- He dates lots of girls. You know my friend Lindsay?
- Lindsay doesn't like you.
- So? I know her.
Anyway, she went out with Ryder last year,
and he totally broke her heart.
- He dumped her?
- Like, with no warning.
Just boom! Over.
- Well, maybe he had a good reason.
What is that?
- It's a... spicy tuna ball.
So how's your spicy tuna ball?
- I've never had Sushi like this before.
- Oh, thank you.
So listen. - Mm-hmm?
- I gotta ask you something.
- Hit me.
- Ok. So we've been in the same class all year...
- Uh-huh. - ...And we've, like, never even talked or anything,
and then you just ask me out.
- All true.
- Why? - I don't know.
I guess I was nervous to talk to you.
- But that's insane.
You're all hot and stuff, Mr. hard muscles.
- What about you, miss cheekbones?
- Stop.
- No, I mean, come on.
You're pretty, you're an amazing singer,
you can make whatever this is.
Oh, hey, do you have a bathroom?
- Yeah. Uh, through there. First door on your left.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
- Hey! - Ah!
Where did you come from? Have you been eavesdropping?
- Yes. Check his phone.
- What? - Shh!
You don't have much time. Boys pee fast.
Check his phone. - For what?
- You could always find out a person's secrets
by checking their phone.
- But why are you-- - hurry!
- Wow.
- Help you find something? - Ah!
Wow, you guys do pee fast.
- Were you reading my text messages?
- No.
- Dude!
- I'm sorry, ok? I was snooping.
- Wow. We've been going out for, like, 46 minutes,
and you already don't trust me.
- No, no, I'm not like that.
- Are you sure?
'Cause I think maybe you're exactly like that.
- No, don't pick up your jacket.
- I gotta go.
- But what about your spicy tuna balls?
- I'll see you later.
- Ry--
did that bush just waddle?
Robbie shapiro!
- Yes?
- You're invading my privacy.
- Hey, at least I didn't snoop through Ryder's phone.
- Go! - Ah!
- Hey, you guys seen Ryder Daniels?
- No. - Not today.
You mean the hottie?
- Oh, I see him.
Ryder, listen.
- Yes?
- Eww. Robbie, what did you do?
- I realized that a guy like Ryder
gets girls because of his looks and his attitude.
So I make-overed myself.
- Your ear's bleeding.
- I know.
I tried to Pierce it like Ryder's.
- Ryder doesn't have a pierced ear.
- You said you were sure his ear was pierced.
Yeah, I was kidding.
- Hi. - Hey, cat.
- 'Sup? - Hey.
After school, do you guys wanna, like--
- Oh, yay, another one.
North star, how may I assist you?
- Another car accident? - Yeah.
I'm sorry, sir, can you say that again?
I can't understand you.
You-- you need an ambu-what?
I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
- Who was she talking to?
- Ooh, pretty girl. Uh, wait.
Miss, have you noticed my new appearance?
Ma'am, wait!
- Ryder!
- Hey. - Hey.
Did you get my text messages? - Yeah.
You wanna check my phone to make sure I'm not lying?
- I'm sorry.
I was so wrong to snoop on your phone.
And if you'll just give me another chance,
I promise I will trust you, and I will never, ever, ever
give you spicy tuna balls ever again.
- I kind of liked the spicy tuna balls.
- So you want to come over tonight?
- I can't.
I gotta pick a song for the full moon jam.
I gotta start rehearsing it. - Aww.
- Look, I gotta.
And I don't even know what song I'm gonna do yet.
- You don't? - No.
I just-- I get so scared to sing alone.
- Well, maybe we could do a song together.
A little, uh, duet action, hmm?
- That sounds nice.
You make me feel safe.
- Hey, do you guys know if it's possible for a man
to perform cpr on himself?
- I don't think so. - I doubt it.
- Yeah, me too.
Sir, I'm sorry to keep you waiting so long.
But my supervisor says it's impossible for you
to give yourself cpr.
Ok?
Hello?
♪ shelter my eyes from the sun ♪
♪ and wait for the birds to fly by ♪
♪ you're deep in my head now ♪
♪ it's like I'm dreaming ♪
- That was fantastic.
- You're fantastic.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What?
- Are you about to kiss me?
- Yeah.
- Ok.
Ah!
Sorry. - It's cool.
- Did I bite your lip? - Little bit.
- Hmm.
- Oh, hey. Christine, wait up.
Hi.
- Uh, Robbie?
- Right, right. Yeah, I'm in your Spanish class.
- You look different.
- I know.
Try to relax.
- You know what? You kinda look like this guy I used to date.
- Who? - Ryder Daniels.
- Oh, you dated him?
- Well, I thought I was dating him.
Then I found out his little game.
- Keep going.
- Ok.
So Ryder talked me into dancing with him for a class project,
you know, 'cause I'm a good dancer.
And then right after I helped him get an "a,"
he never called me again. - Oh.
You must have felt so dirty.
- Nah, he does it to a lot of girls.
He uses them to get a good grade, then see ya.
But I should have known. No guys ever ask me out.
I just sit home alone.
So depressing.
- Well, uh, do you wanna go out with me?
- No.
- And then Robbie told us.
- So we checked it out with some of the other girls
Ryder's gone out with.
- And it's true.
- So-- so he's just using me to get a good grade?
- Sorry, Tori.
- You must feel pretty stupid right now.
- Ok, that's a time-out.
- No, I was just trying to-- - go sit on the steps.
- So what do I do now?
- Well, you're not still gonna sing a duet
with that jerk, right?
- Ugh, no way.
- Good. So he'll fail.
- Yeah, but I don't want to fail, too.
- So what are you gonna sing?
- A song-- a really cool song
that you're gonna help me write tonight.
- I can't. - You have to.
- But I gotta go-- - come on, Andre. - But she needs you.
- All right, I'll just celebrate
my 97-year-old great-grandpa's birthday
with him next year, possibly.
Well, come on!
- ♪ Good-bye, my coney isle, good-bye, my coney isle ♪
♪ good-bye, my coney isle... ♪
- I got your mic for ya.
- Just put it on me. - Sure.
So congrats, man.
- On what?
- I hear you're going out with Tori.
- Huh, yeah, for, like, five more minutes.
Then you can have her.
- Really?
- Ok. Up next we have, singing a duet,
Tori vega and Ryder Daniels!
- Come on.
- Hey, you guys. - Hi.
- Ok, this is a little song for the ladies,
especially for the ones who know my friend Ryder.
- Uh, my mic's not working.
- Bummer.
Let's go, Andre!
- Andre?
Uh, what song is this?
- Just listen. I think you'll hate it.
♪ You had it all the day you told me ♪
♪ you told me you want me ♪
♪ I had it all ♪
♪ but let you fool me, fool me completely ♪
- ♪ Yeah, I was so stupid ♪
♪ to give you all my attention ♪ - hi.
- Where you going?
- ♪ 'Cause the way you played me ♪
♪ exposed your true intentions ♪
♪ and one day ♪
♪ I'll have you begging on your knees for me ♪
♪ yeah, one day ♪
♪ I'll have you crawling like a centipede ♪
♪ you messed with me and messed with her ♪
♪ so I'll make sure you get what you deserve ♪
♪ yeah, one day ♪
♪ you'll be begging on your knees for me ♪
♪ so watch your back ♪
♪ 'cause you don't know when or where I could get you ♪
♪ I've set the trap ♪
♪ and when I'm done, then you'll know what I've been through ♪
- Oh! Wait! - No!
- ♪ So, oh, Mr. player, do you feel like the man now? ♪
Ryder, you scum! - ♪ and I bet you're nervous ♪
♪ 'cause this song makes you freak out ♪
♪ I know I'm being bitter, but I will drag you under ♪
♪ 'cause you just don't, don't deserve happy ever after ♪
♪ for what you did to me ♪
♪ after you told me you never felt that way ♪
- No. - Nope.
- ♪ It was only just a game ♪
- Whoo!
♪ And one day... ♪
♪ And one day ♪
♪ I'll have you begging on your knees for me ♪
♪ you messed with me and messed with her ♪
♪ so I'll make sure you get what you deserve ♪
♪ yeah, one day ♪
♪ you'll be begging on your knees for me ♪
- Ouch. - Whoo!
♪ you just got burned ♪
- Whoo! - Whoo!
- Now, I'm going to make an instructional video
to help you wannabe actors learn the craft of acting.
The first emotion I'm going to demonstrate is happiness.
Sadness.
Confusion.
I hope this acting workshop has been helpful to you.
Mmm!
What about your spicy tuna balls?