1 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,382 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:11,720 [YAWNING] 3 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,640 - I KNOW. 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,684 I KNOW. I LOOK TIRED AND AWFUL. 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,769 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? BECAUSE I WAS JUST 6 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,103 WALKING DOWN THE HALL 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,689 AND JESSE THE JANITOR GOES TO ME 8 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,940 [DEEP VOICE] HI-YA, TORI. 9 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,149 YOU LOOK TIRED AND AWFUL. 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,025 DUH! 11 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,696 - WELL, I'M NOT AGREEING THAT YOU LOOK TIRED AND AWFUL... 12 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:29,947 - BUT WHY DO YOU? 13 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:32,115 - UGH, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 14 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,535 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 15 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,871 FIRST, I'M SUPPOSED TO... [SAXOPHONE PLAYING] 16 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,206 ♪♪ 17 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,211 DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT NOW? 18 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,047 - YES. 19 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,759 [SAXOPHONE PLAYING] 20 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,803 - I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE A ONE-ACT PLAY 21 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,221 FOR SIKOWITZ'S CLASS. 22 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,891 AND TRINA HAS A HEAD COLD AND BLOWS HER NOSE 23 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,600 ALL NIGHT LONG, WHICH WAKES ME UP. 24 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,728 AND I'VE SPENT, LIKE, A BILLION HOURS TRYING 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,022 TO MAKE THIS STUPID VENETIAN CARNIVAL MASK 26 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,982 FOR MY WORLD CULTURES CLASS. 27 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,984 - HMM. LET'S SEE IT. 28 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,112 - SEE? - HEY, YOU LOOK BETTER. 29 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,367 [BLOWING NOSE] 30 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,580 - OH, MY GOD. I AM SO SICK. 31 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,206 FEEL HOW HEAVY THIS IS. 32 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,042 - OH... 33 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,919 [ANDRE GRUNTS] UGH. 34 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,336 - OH. 35 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,798 - I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME REST. 36 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,090 - I CAN'T REST. 37 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,426 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND WASH 38 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,177 THIS TRINA GOO OFF MY HAND. 39 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,264 - OH, YOU GUYS! 40 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,934 YOU GUYS, HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN JADE? 41 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,435 - NO. - WHY, WHAT'S UP WITH JADE? 42 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,686 - SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 43 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,022 - ANY REASON? 44 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,523 - WELL, WE WERE HANGING OUT LAST NIGHT, 45 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,233 AND SHE ASKED ME TO DO HER EYEBROWS. 46 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,526 - DO WHAT TO THEM? 47 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,278 - MAKE THEM LOOK NEATER AND NICER. 48 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,487 GIRLS DO THAT. 49 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,115 WE GROOM EACH OTHER LIKE MONKEYS. 50 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,786 - SO WHY IS JADE TRYING TO KILL YOU? 51 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,871 - WELL-- - [JADE] WHERE IS SHE?! 52 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,497 - [SCREAMING] 53 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,791 STOP HER! 54 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,417 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,961 [SAXOPHONE PLAYING] 56 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,132 [SCREAMING] - DON'T TOUCH HIM! 57 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,887 - WHAT'RE YOU-- STOP! RELAX, JADE. 58 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:17,888 STOP THAT, JADE. 59 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,891 [JADE] - COME HERE! 60 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,351 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? - WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT CAT? 61 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:31,610 - DON'T SAY A WORD. 62 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:39,159 - ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪ 63 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,704 ♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ 64 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:47,501 ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ 65 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 66 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:55,425 ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 67 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:59,220 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 68 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,265 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 69 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,687 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 70 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,648 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 71 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:15,779 ♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 72 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:20,408 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 73 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,787 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 74 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:27,749 ♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 75 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:34,089 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ 76 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,510 ♪♪ 77 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,684 - OH, I DO LOOK TIRED AND AWFUL. 78 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,563 [SNIFFS] AND NOW MY HANDS 79 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,690 SMELL LIKE SINK WATER. 80 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,610 [GIRL SOBBING] 81 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,415 - HELLO? 82 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,167 [YELP] 83 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,801 - THIS STALL IS TAKEN. 84 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,803 - ARE YOU OKAY? 85 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,555 - WHY? 86 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,975 - WELL, YOU'RE SITTING THERE ON A TOILET, EATING A SANDWICH 87 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,185 AND CRYING. 88 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:30,896 - I KNOW. [SOBBING] 89 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,775 [SPLASH] 90 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,401 BYE, SANDWICH. 91 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,404 I WISH I COULD GO WITH YOU. 92 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,655 [FLUSHING] 93 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,033 - AW, COME HERE. 94 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,826 COME ON. 95 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,995 HERE, DRY YOUR EYES WITH THIS. 96 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,623 [SNIFFLING] 97 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,002 - THIS PAPER TOWEL SMELLS LIKE SINK WATER. 98 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,004 - I KNOW. 99 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,632 UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 100 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,800 - PONNIE. 101 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,426 - OH, HI, BONNIE. I'M TORI. 102 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,678 - NO. PONNIE. 103 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,975 MY NAME IS "P-ONNIE," WITH A P. PONNIE! 104 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,270 - OH. THAT'S DIFFERENT. 105 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,564 - I KNOW. I HAVE A BAD NAME. 106 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,276 [SOBBING] 107 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,194 - YOU HAVE A GREAT NAME. 108 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,947 I ALWAYS WISHED BY NAME WAS PORI. 109 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,493 - YOU'RE NICE. 110 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,036 - THANKS. 111 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,080 SO YOU MUST BE NEW HERE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS. 112 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,498 - UH, NO. I'VE BEEN GOING 113 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,667 TO SCHOOL HERE FOR THREE YEARS. 114 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,002 - YOU HAVE? 115 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,295 - TOTES. 116 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,755 I WAS IN THE SPRING SHOWCASE WITH YOU. 117 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,759 - OH... YEAH... 118 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,971 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. 119 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,140 NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS ME. 120 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,643 - WELL, MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD REMEMBER YOU MORE 121 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,522 IF YOU DIDN'T EAT LUNCH HERE IN THE BATHROOM BY YOURSELF. 122 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,732 - WAIT, YOU WANT TO EAT LUNCH IN HERE WITH ME? 123 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,319 - NO. I DIDN'T MEAN... - THERE'S ROOM FOR TWO 124 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,112 IN THE HANDICAPPED STALL. 125 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,658 - WHY DON'T YOU COME HAVE LUNCH WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS? 126 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,245 - YOU MEAN IT? - LET'S GO. 127 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,165 - OKEY-DOKE. 128 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,958 - OH. 129 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,710 [BLOWING NOSE] 130 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,132 - OH... OH, MY GOD. 131 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,800 LOOK WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF ME. 132 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,887 - LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 133 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,057 ♪♪ 134 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:40,234 - UM, I THINK YOU LOOK NICE WITH NO EYEBROWS. 135 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,948 - JADE, I JUST WANT TO SAY, I REALLY APPRECIATE 136 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,575 YOU HAVING LUNCH WITH US. 137 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:52,329 AND THANK YOU, ANDRE AND BECK, 138 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,997 FOR HANDCUFFING JADE TO THE TABLE. 139 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,414 - NO PROBLEM. - SURE. 140 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,500 [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] 141 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,379 - I STILL DON'T GET HOW THIS HAPPENED. 142 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,381 - WELL, JADE ASKED ME TO MAKE HER EYEBROWS LOOK NICE, 143 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,590 SO I TRIED TO WAX THEM. 144 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,633 BUT WHEN I TOOK THE WAX STRIPS OFF, 145 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,137 THERE WAS, UM, A PROBLEM. 146 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,265 - MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE! 147 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,473 - NO, THEY'RE NOT. 148 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,517 I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 149 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,773 - I'VE NEVER EATEN OUT HERE BEFORE. 150 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,733 - OH, IT'S JUST LIKE EATING IN THE BATHROOM. 151 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,069 YOU KNOW, WITHOUT THE TOILET. 152 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,570 - RIGHT. 153 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,989 - ♪ YOU GUYS ♪ 154 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,490 HEY, EVERYONE. 155 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,825 SPECIAL TREAT. 156 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,994 I JUST FOUND A NEW FRIEND ON A TOILET. 157 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,455 SHE'S FUN, AND SHE LIKES SANDWICHES. 158 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,125 SAY HEY TO PONNIE. 159 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,710 - PONNIE? 160 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,503 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 161 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,299 - PONNIE. SHE WAS... 162 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,549 SHE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME. 163 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,759 - WHO'S BONNIE? 164 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,221 - PONNIE WITH A P. "PAH-NEE." 165 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,974 - WHAT COLOR WAS HER HAIR, "PLONDE?" 166 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,475 - OR "PRUNETTE?" 167 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,436 [ALL LAUGHING] 168 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,648 ♪♪ 169 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,652 - PONNIE, ARE YOU IN HERE? 170 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:08,613 PONNIE? [SOBBING] 171 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,282 - PONNIE, WHAT HAPPENED? 172 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,033 I WENT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS. 173 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,827 AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND, YOU WERE GONE-- 174 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,247 SINJIN? 175 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,624 - THIS STALL IS TAKEN. 176 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,376 [SOBBING] 177 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,756 ♪♪ 178 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,396 [SCREAMS] 179 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,233 - IT'S JUST ME, PONNIE. 180 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,819 - BUT... HOW DID... 181 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,322 - WELL, I FOUND YOUR MASK ON THE FLOOR, 182 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,949 SO I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT OVER MY FACE AND THEN RETURN IT TO YOU. 183 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,411 - OH. THANKS. 184 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,164 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AT LUNCH? 185 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,665 - SORRY. 186 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,792 IT'S JUST I'M JUST REALLY SHY, AND I GOT NERVOUS 187 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,127 AND SO I WENT AND FINISHED MY LUNCH 188 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,545 IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET. 189 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,757 - EW. WHY THERE? 190 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,843 - IT'S SAFE AND QUIET. 191 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,054 AND I LIKE THE SMELL OF THE CLEANING PRODUCTS. 192 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,184 - BUT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER SMELL PEOPLE? 193 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,563 [SNIFFING] 194 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,233 - OH, YEAH. 195 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,405 - LISTEN, I GOTTA GET TO CLASS. 196 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,698 - YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR SIKOWITZ. 197 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,824 - YOU? 198 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,576 YOU'RE NOT IN SIKOWITZ'S CLASS. 199 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,952 - UH-HUH. 200 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,704 YOU PROBABLY NEVER NOTICED ME. 201 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,081 I'M ONE OF THE QUIET KIDS WHO SITS IN THE BACK 202 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,790 AND JUST REACTS TO STUFF. 203 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,792 - YOU'RE SHRUGGER? 204 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,545 [MUMBLING] 205 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,464 WOW. 206 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,008 WELL THEN, WHY DON'T WE WALK TO CLASS TOGETHER? 207 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,762 - OW! - WHAT'S WRONG? 208 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:59,099 - I HAVE SEVERE SHOULDER PAIN FROM TOO MUCH SHRUGGING. 209 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,187 - OH. THEN LET ME CARRY YOUR BACKPACK. 210 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,855 - REALLY? 211 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,315 WOW. 212 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,859 I GUESS THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A FRIEND. 213 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,113 - YEAH. 214 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,656 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH MY BELLY BUTTON. 215 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,617 - I DON'T MIND. 216 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,789 ♪♪ 217 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,665 [SCREAMING] 218 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,917 - SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME. 219 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,462 PLEASE HIDE ME. SHE'S GONNA KILL ME. 220 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,755 - WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT SOMEONE WAS GOING-- 221 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,632 AH, YOU KIDS WORK IT OUT YOURSELVES. 222 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,841 [YELPS] 223 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,594 - COME ON, CAT. JUST WATCH THE DOOR 224 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,678 AND THAT WAY, JADE CAN'T SNEAK UP ON YOU. 225 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,307 - OKAY. I'LL JUST STAY RIGHT HERE 226 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,475 AND I'LL WATCH THE DOOR. 227 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,269 [SCREAMING] 228 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,895 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 229 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,688 - COME HERE, YOU. 230 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,190 - JADE, WHOA, WHOA. 231 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,192 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! - HEY, HEY. DON'T DO THAT. 232 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,488 - DANGER, DANGER. - WHAT ARE YOU... 233 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,615 [SCREAMING] 234 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,163 - YOU GIRLS KNOCK IT OFF. 235 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,331 - I'LL GET YOU. 236 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,124 - I DON'T WANNA BE GOTTEN. 237 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,918 [BELL RINGING] 238 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,464 - ALL RIGHT, WEIRDOS, TAKE YOUR SEATS. 239 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,677 - WAIT. WHERE'S PONNIE? 240 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,263 - WHERE'S WHO? 241 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,016 - PONNIE. ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS. 242 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,851 SHE SITS IN THE BACK WITH YOU GUYS, RIGHT? 243 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,060 - I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED PONNIE... 244 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,895 - OH, COME ON. 245 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,273 SHE'S ONE OF YOU. 246 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,943 - UH, TORI, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND REST. 247 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,196 - THERE'S NO PONNIE IN THIS CLASS. 248 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,198 - BUT-- BUT SHE TOLD ME. 249 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,616 - OH, OKAY. 250 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,908 WELL, IF THERE'S NO PONNIE, 251 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,953 THEN HOW DO I HAVE PONNIE'S BACKPACK? 252 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,624 HMM? HMM? 253 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,292 - WHAT'S IN PONNIE'S BACKPACK? 254 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,085 - I DON'T KNOW. PONNIE STUFF. 255 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,423 AN EAR OF CORN! 256 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,221 A KLINGON DICTIONARY! 257 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:07,894 AND A DOLL... THAT'S DRESSED EXACTLY LIKE ME! 258 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,065 [DOLL] - I'M TALKING TORI! 259 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,192 [DEEP VOICE] AND I'M EVIL. 260 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,318 - WHAT? 261 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,363 - WHY WOULD YOU BUY THAT DOLL? 262 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,365 - AND WHERE DO I GET ONE? 263 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,158 - BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT. 264 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,536 THIS IS PONNIE'S BACKPACK. 265 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,996 [ALL MUTTERING] - SOUNDS A LITTLE ODD. 266 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,250 - THERE IS NO ONE NAMED PONNIE IN THIS SCHOOL. 267 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,044 - IT'S TRUE. NO PONNIE. 268 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,129 - OKAY, THAT DOES IT. 269 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,341 I AM GOING TO FIND THAT PONNIE GIRL RIGHT NOW. 270 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,931 ♪♪ 271 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,807 PONNIE? 272 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,435 PONNIE? 273 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,936 PONNIE! 274 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,564 WHY WAS THERE CORN IN YOUR BACKPACK? 275 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,609 PONNIE! 276 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,527 PO-- [GASP] 277 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:01,406 MAKE IT R-- OH. 278 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,242 OH. MAKE IT ROT? 279 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,204 OH... SIKOWITZ! 280 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,123 OH, GOD. 281 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,607 - COME SEE IT. IT SAYS, MAKE IT ROT. 282 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,442 AND I KNOW PONNIE DID IT. 283 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,901 LOOK. SEE? 284 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,112 MY LOCKER SAYS, MAKE IT SHINE. 285 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,239 WHAT? 286 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,828 I AM NOT CRAZY. 287 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,957 I SWEAR MY LOCKER SAID MAKE IT ROT JUST A SECOND AGO. 288 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,919 AND PONNIE DID IT. I KNOW PONNIE DID IT. 289 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,421 - IS IT JUST ME, 290 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,633 OR IS TORI A LOT HOTTER NOW THAT SHE'S CRAZY? 291 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,684 ♪♪ 292 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,107 - MM. LOOK, TORI. 293 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,110 I GOT YOU SOME NICE, SOOTHING HERBAL TEA. 294 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:25,448 - AND HERE ARE SOME PRETTY MAGAZINES FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. 295 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,617 - AND I'M GOING TO SING YOU A LITTLE SONG 296 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,578 THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL CALM AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT LESS INSANE. 297 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,996 [SIGHS] 298 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,289 - LISTEN TO ME. 299 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,334 I SWEAR THERE IS A GIRL NAMED PONNIE, 300 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,378 AND SHE IS INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT 301 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,004 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 302 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,922 [ALL SHUSHING] 303 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,467 [PLAYING GUITAR] 304 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,388 ♪ TORI, OH, TORI, MY INSANE LITTLE BUNNY ♪ 305 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,559 ♪ YOUR PARANOID DELUSIONS ARE KIND OF SAD, FUNNY ♪ 306 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,730 ♪ TORI, OH, TORI, MY PSYCHOTIC LITTLE BUNNY ♪ 307 00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:02,276 ♪ KISS ME ONE TIME BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU AWAY ♪♪ 308 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,322 - THIS ISN'T MAKING ME FEEL LESS CRAZY. 309 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,490 [DOORBELL RINGS] 310 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,116 - FOOD'S HERE. 311 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,745 - I'LL GET IT. 312 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,413 NEVER WANT TO LISTEN TO ME. 313 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,581 - WHAT'D YOU GUYS ORDER? 314 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,457 - CRAZY FACE WANTED CHINESE. 315 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,420 - CHINESE FOOD. 316 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,338 IT'S $23. 317 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,675 - SURE. I THINK I HAVE A... 318 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,677 OH. 319 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,263 I'LL GO GET MY PURSE. 320 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,306 YOU JUST-- 321 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,016 YOU WAIT THERE. 322 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,853 IT'S HER! 323 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,145 IT'S HER. IT'S HER. 324 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,522 IT'S HER. IT'S HER. IT'S HER. 325 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,148 - THE CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY GIRL? 326 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,233 - YES! NO! 327 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,526 IT'S PONNIE. IT'S PONNIE. 328 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,320 IT'S PONNIE. IT'S PONNIE. SHH... 329 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,072 - YOU BETTER GET YOUR GUITAR. 330 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,575 - NO, IT'S REALLY HER. 331 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,243 - PONNIE? - YES. 332 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,120 SHE'S IN DISGUISE. COME ON. 333 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,747 COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. 334 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,707 COME ON. 335 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,794 SHH. 336 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,629 A-HA. 337 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,171 - WHAT? 338 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,424 - EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 339 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,342 - LINDA. 340 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,761 - THAT IS LINDA. 341 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,680 - OH, YEAH, SURE. LINDA THE LIAR. 342 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,891 THAT IS PONNIE. 343 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,643 - YOU SAID PONNIE HAD BROWN HAIR. 344 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,436 SHE'S IN DISGUISE. 345 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,563 THAT IS PONNIE IN DISGUISE. 346 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,107 - I JUST NEED $23. 347 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,404 - OKAY. 348 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,698 YOU GUYS GO DO WHATEVER. 349 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,368 I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH LINDA. 350 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,958 OK, PONNIE, I KNOW IT'S YOU. 351 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,960 WHY DO YOU KEEP TERRORIZING ME? 352 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,085 I MEAN, WHAT DID I EVER-- 353 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,505 OH. [GROANING] 354 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,632 - GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL. 355 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,050 - WHAT? OH... 356 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,642 [CAR ENGINE STARTING] 357 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,606 - DO YOU SEE? 358 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,399 DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED? 359 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,277 - AW, YOU DUMPED MY CHINESE NOODLES ON YOUR HEAD. 360 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,572 - I KNOW THERE ARE CHINESE NOODLES ON MY HEAD. 361 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,782 BUT I DIDN'T PUT THEM THERE. 362 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,241 PONNIE DID. 363 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,452 - YOU MEAN LINDA? - HER NAME'S NOT LINDA. 364 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,829 - HER SHIRT SAID LINDA. 365 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,121 - GET OUT! 366 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,289 OUT! - OKAY. 367 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,582 - YOU! RIGHT NOW! 368 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,710 YOU, OUT. OUT! 369 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,921 AND TAKE YOUR STUPID GUITAR AND YOUR STUPID SONGS. 370 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,927 [WHIMPERING] 371 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,597 ♪♪ 372 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,943 - TORI. 373 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,820 - WHAT? 374 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,781 - IT'S 3:30 IN THE MORNING. WHY ARE YOU UP? 375 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,825 - WHY ARE YOU UP? [TRINA BLOWING NOSE] 376 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,870 [TRINA] - OH, IT'S SO THICK AND GREEN! 377 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,206 - YOU LOOK UPSET. 378 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,418 [SIGHING] 379 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,171 - I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO ME. 380 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,174 WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 381 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,302 - OF COURSE, BABY. 382 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,679 - OKAY. 383 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,099 WELL, THERE'S THIS WEIRD GIRL AT MY SCHOOL. 384 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,267 HER NAME'S PONNIE. 385 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,185 - BONNIE? - PONNIE! 386 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,607 ANYWAY, SHE'S-- SHE'S, LIKE, BEEN TORMENTING ME. 387 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:31,360 AND-- AND I'M JUST-- I'M SO, SO WORRIED 388 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,362 THAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 389 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,531 - I WAS CHECKING MY EMAIL. 390 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,200 - MOM, I AM TALKING TO YOU. 391 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,953 I-- I'M SCARED THAT THIS GIRL AT SCHOOL 392 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,161 IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING BAD. 393 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,497 - OKAY. MAYBE WE CAN, UH-- 394 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,083 - WE NEED COPS. WHEN DOES DAD 395 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,001 GET BACK IN TOWN? - NOT TILL SUNDAY. 396 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,253 - WELL, CAN'T YOU CALL HIS PARTNER? 397 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,671 - OKAY. I'LL TEXT GARY. 398 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,799 - YEAH. TEXT GARY. I LIKE THAT GUY. 399 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,133 - I KNOW. HE'S HANDSOME, RIGHT? 400 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,594 - KINDA? 401 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,472 ♪♪ 402 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,432 [BELL RINGING] 403 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,811 - BYE. - [GIRL] LATER, TORI. 404 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,407 - WELL, IT'S JUST ME. 405 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:22,411 ALONE HERE IN THE HALLWAY. 406 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,538 NO ONE ELSE AROUND. 407 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,264 [SCREAMING] 408 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,062 COME OUT OF THERE. 409 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,153 - THIRSTY, TORI? 410 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,322 - WHO ARE YOU? 411 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,324 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? 412 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,327 - MY NAME IS FAWN LIEBOWITZ. 413 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,038 WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 414 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:08,415 - I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL HERE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. 415 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,625 - HUH? 416 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,212 - YOUR LOCKER USED TO BE MY LOCKER. 417 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,089 YEAH, I GOT KICKED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS 418 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,299 SO THEY COULD MAKE ROOM FOR YOU. 419 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,927 AND GUESS WHAT, TORI? 420 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:23,139 I'M ANGRY ABOUT IT. 421 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:28,268 - YEAH? WELL, YOU GUESS WHAT? 422 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,063 [SPUTTERING] 423 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,360 WHISTLE. 424 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,820 [SPUTTERING] 425 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,614 WHY WON'T IT... 426 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,575 - LOOKING FOR THIS? 427 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,704 - HOW DID YOU GET MY WHISTLE BALL? 428 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:51,042 - THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS I BELONG AT THIS SCHOOL. 429 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:55,171 NOT YOU, ME. I WANT TO MAKE IT SHINE. 430 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:58,049 IT'S MY TURN TO BE. 431 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,176 - TO BE ARRESTED. 432 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,385 GARY! 433 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,303 [MAKING SIREN SOUNDS] 434 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,805 - HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. - WE GOT A 10-15. 435 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,100 - WHAT HAPPENED? - WHAT'S GOING ON? 436 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,809 FAWN LIEBOWITZ? 437 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,229 - OH, SHUT UP, HIPPIE. 438 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,481 - SHE NEVER LIKED YOU. - HMM. 439 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,234 - YOU ALL RIGHT, KID? 440 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,194 - YEAH. THANKS, GARY. 441 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,653 - SURE. I'LL TEXT YOUR MOM, 442 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,572 LET HER KNOW YOU'RE OKAY. 443 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,323 - GOOD. 444 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,785 - SHE'S A SPECIAL LADY. 445 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,496 - THANKS? 446 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,124 ♪♪ 447 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,292 - NO, SHE DIDN'T GET EXPELLED FROM HOLLYWOOD ARTS 448 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,335 TO MAKE ROOM HERE FOR YOU. 449 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,046 - THEN WHY DID SHE GET KICKED OUT? 450 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,715 - SHE'S CRAZY, A LOONY BAT. 451 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,844 SHE STOLE THINGS, CARRIED WEIRD STUFF IN HER BACKPACK, 452 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,387 CALLED EVERYONE DEBBIE. 453 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,182 A REAL NUTCASE. 454 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,102 - LICK MY LOAFERS, DEBBIE. 455 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,853 - HEY, BE CAREFUL WITH HER. 456 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,355 SHE'S A SLIPPERY ONE. 457 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,859 - OH... 458 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:04,573 - I FELL ASLEEP DURING STUDY HALL. 459 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,826 JADE FOUND ME. 460 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,164 - AW, DON'T BE SAD, LITTLE ONE. 461 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,415 I THINK YOUR HEAD LOOKS GREAT LIKE THAT. 462 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,918 - OF COURSE YOU DO. 463 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,215 - OKAY, KIDDO, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE FAWN 464 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,176 DOWN TO THE STATION AND BOOK HER. 465 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,760 SHE WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN. 466 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,138 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - SURE. 467 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,598 - DETECTIVE, SHE'S PRETTY SHAKEN UP. 468 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,766 DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA POLICE OFFICER 469 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,310 WHO COULD GIVE HER A RIDE HOME? 470 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,728 - SURE THING. - OH, AND CAN TRINA COME? 471 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,563 SHE TEXTED ME. SHE SAID SHE HAS A FEVER. 472 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,524 - NO PROBLEM. 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