1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:06,340 CAT: PREVIOUSLY ON "VICTORIOUS"... 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,509 - MASON THORNESMITH IS HAVING A MAJOR PRESS 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,345 CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW ABOUT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS. 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,890 - WE WILL BEGIN THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS WITH A PERFORMANCE 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,392 BY A COMPLETE UNKNOWN. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,770 TORI VEGA, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING 7 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:22,063 THE OPENING NUMBER AT THIS YEAR'S PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS? 8 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,148 - YES! OH MY GOSH! 9 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,358 YES! 10 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,234 - HAVE SOME BIBBLE. - WHAT'S BIBBLE? 11 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,528 - IT'S A BRITISH SNACK. 12 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,488 - I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A BIBBLE PROBLEM. 13 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,533 - THE AUDIENCE LIKES TO SEE A PERSONALITY, A CHARACTER. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,828 - MASON'S SAYING THAT YOU MUST LET US CREATE AN IMAGE FOR YOU. 15 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:38,831 - YOU WANT TO LIKE GIVE ME A MAKEOVER? 16 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,040 - YES. 17 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,668 - HEY, YOU, PAPARAZZI PEOPLE, OUT! 18 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,086 - WHAT I'D RATHER DO IS SEE YOU GET FIRED FOR BEING 19 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,922 AN INCOMPETENT PRE-TURD! 20 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,425 - MY SALAD. 21 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,095 - HURRY, LET'S SEE IT. 22 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,597 - WHAT IF TORI WALKS IN? 23 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:56,932 - I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 24 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,893 - SHE'S BEEN SKIPPING CLASSES ALL WEEK. 25 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:02,938 - YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S HOT WAZ. 26 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,899 SIKOWITZ, CAT HAS BIBBLE. 27 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:05,900 - CAT. 28 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:06,984 - NO, IT'S NOT MINE. 29 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,986 I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND. 30 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,278 BUT I NEED IT. 31 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,448 I MEAN, MY FRIEND NEEDS IT. 32 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,325 - CAT, HERE. 33 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,827 - WHAT'S THIS? 34 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,286 - IT'S A SPECIAL GUM. 35 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,039 IF YOU CRAVING BIBBLE, JUST CHEW SOME OF THAT. 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,665 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 37 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,250 SEE, YOU JUST UNWRAP IT AND THEN CHEW. 38 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,878 - I KNOW HOW GUM WOKS. 39 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,006 - OK, HERE WE GO. 40 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,674 - EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY. 41 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:34,428 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE THIS UPSET OVER SOME-- OH MY STARS. 42 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,934 [PLATE SHATTERS] 43 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,021 - THAT IS DISAPPOINTING. 44 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,398 AND SHOCKING. 45 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,442 IT'S DISASHOCKING. 46 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,526 - AND HILARIOUS. 47 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,695 IT'S DISASHOCKINGLARIOUS. 48 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,115 - YEAH. 49 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,200 TORI HAS A BIG PROBLEM. 50 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,538 - I JUST THINK SHE'S PROBABLY CAUGHT UP 51 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:06,919 IN SOME SORT OF-- AND SO IN 1827, 52 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:11,715 THE TELEVISION WAS INVENTED BY TV SMITH. 53 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,843 AND THAT'S WHY THIS TELEVISION IS HERE RIGHT NOW. 54 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:15,844 THERE'S NO OTHER REASON. 55 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,429 WE CERTAINLY WEREN'T WATCHING-- 56 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,056 - OK, I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE WATCHING THAT VIDEO OF ME 57 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,140 AT THE RESTAURANT. 58 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,101 - WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT TV. 59 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,396 - CAN WE PLEASE JUST FORGET ABOUT IT? 60 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,773 - GOOD LUCK. 61 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,608 - IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE VIDEO ON SPLASHFACE. 62 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,778 - YEP, SO THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TURNING INTO. 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,030 - I'M NOT TURNING-- IT'S JUST-- 64 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,573 - JUST WHAT? 65 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,911 - COMPLICATED. 66 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,956 - SO YOU DENY THAT YOU'VE TOTALLY CHANGED HOW YOU DRESS? 67 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,582 - NO. 68 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,292 - DO YOU DENY THROWING A TANTRUM IN THAT RESTAURANT? 69 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,377 - NO, I DID, BUT, BUT-- 70 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,006 - BUT, BUT, BUT-- 71 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:57,052 - IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT A BAD CASE OF THE BUTS. 72 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,179 - MAYBE SHE SHOULD SEE A BUT DOCTOR. 73 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,181 - I GOT A GUY. 74 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:05,519 - UH, CAT, MAYBE YOU WANNA BACK OFF THAT BIBBLE GUM A LITTLE. 75 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,104 - DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 76 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,941 - ANDRE, YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT 77 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,318 WITH TORI, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON WHAT HAPPENED? 78 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,072 - WELL, WHEN THE SERVER BROUGHT HER SALAD, TORI DIDN'T LIKE IT. 79 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,908 AND, YOU KNOW, WORDS WERE SAID, TABLES WERE FLIPPED, 80 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,869 AND A GREAT MAN WHO WALKED ON THE MOON 81 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,329 GOT RAVIOLI IN HIS PANTS. 82 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,956 - BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. 83 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,708 - HOW'S THE TRUTH NOT FAIR? 84 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,752 [BELL RINGING] 85 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,298 - WAIT, BUT-- 86 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,012 CAT. 87 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,763 - [MUMBLES] 88 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,975 - YOU DON'T THINK I'M OBNOXIOUS AND AWFUL, DO YOU? 89 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,644 - WELL, [TALKING WITH MOUTH FULL OF GUM] 90 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,814 I USED TO THINK YOU WERE THE NICEST, BUT... 91 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,692 [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY] 92 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,444 - YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THAT GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 93 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,204 - BYE. 94 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,875 - I DESERVE THIS. 95 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:20,510 THEME SONG: - ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, FEELING LOST, BUT NOW ♪ 96 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:26,558 ♪ AND THEN I BREATHE IT IN, TO LET IT GO ♪ 97 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,978 ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ 98 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:34,524 ♪ AND WHAT IT WOULD COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ 99 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,278 ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪ 100 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:42,074 ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ 101 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:45,535 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ 102 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:49,456 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ 103 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:55,420 ♪ NOT FANCY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 104 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,424 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ 105 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:03,428 ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ 106 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,807 ♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ 107 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:13,188 ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪♪ 108 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,409 - WHAT IS THAT? 109 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,245 - I READ ONLINE THAT SOAKING YOUR FACE 110 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,956 IN MAYONNAISE FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY MAKES A GIRL PRETTIER. 111 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,542 [DOORBELL] 112 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,086 BECK: - TORI, IT'S BECK. 113 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,420 - BECK! 114 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,886 OH, HEY, BECK. 115 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,306 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING OVER. 116 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,475 - YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 117 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,144 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 118 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,817 - [GROANS] OH! 119 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,321 - YOU KNOW, FOR A GIRL WHO'S ABOUT TO OPEN THE PLATINUM 120 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:06,033 MUSIC AWARDS IN FRONT OF LIKE A BILLION PEOPLE, 121 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,160 YOU DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY. 122 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,620 - I'M NOT. 123 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,998 - WHY? 124 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:18,253 - 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE-- 'CAUSE I JUST WISH 125 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,839 THAT I COULD TELL EVERYONE-- 126 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,258 [WHIMPERS] 127 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,677 - THAT IT'S ALL AN ACT? 128 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,763 THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE MAKING YOU DRESS AND ACT LIKE A JERK? 129 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,265 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? 130 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,517 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE TORI. 131 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:36,021 YOU WOULDN'T ACT LIKE THAT UNLESS SOMEONE WAS MAKING YOU. 132 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,940 - OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY 133 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,567 I AM THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH. 134 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,527 OH, BUT I, I, I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 135 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,822 I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS FAKING, YOU GUESSED IT. 136 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,575 - NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP? 137 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,244 - 'CAUSE IF I DON'T KEEP ACTING LIKE 138 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,495 A "BAD GIRL OBNOXIOUS ROCK STAR," 139 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,622 THEY MIGHT DROP ME FROM THE SHOW. 140 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,708 - THE SHOW IS IN TWO DAYS. 141 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,585 THEY CAN'T FIRE YOU. 142 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,503 - I DON'T KNOW. 143 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,881 I'M SCARED. 144 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,384 - LISTEN, JUST TELL MASON THORNESMITH 145 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:08,845 THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY HIS LITTLE GAME ANYMORE. 146 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,180 - BUT-- 147 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,015 - THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 148 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,643 'CAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME. 149 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,988 - WHO WANTS PIE? 150 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,031 - HI. 151 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,074 - I GOTTA GO. 152 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,491 - OK, LATER. - TO SCHOOL. 153 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,035 - BYE. 154 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,379 - I DON'T GET IT. 155 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,172 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 156 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,549 - JUST GIVING YOU A HAND MASSAGE. 157 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,759 - WELL, STOP IT. 158 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,184 UH, HELLO. 159 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,352 - HEY, CAT. 160 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,353 - HI. 161 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,397 - UH, WHO'S THE DUDE? 162 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:01,898 - THIS IS OLIVER. 163 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,652 MY PARENTS HIRED HIM TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM BIBBLE. 164 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,028 - SO HE'S YOUR BIBBLE GUARD? 165 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,196 - THAT'S RIGHT. 166 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,533 I USED TO HAVE A BIBBLE PROBLEM MYSELF. 167 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,453 AND NOW I HELP OTHERS. 168 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,537 - CAN I JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIBBLE? 169 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,333 - NO, BABY, YOU CAN'T. 170 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,959 - OH, SHE CAN HAVE A LITTLE BIT. 171 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,252 HERE, CAT. 172 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,586 HERE'S SOME BIBBLE TO TIDE YOU OVER. 173 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,676 - NO BIBBLE FOR CAT. 174 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,470 - NO BIBBLE FOR CAT. 175 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,433 - YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO MASSAGE HIS HAND. 176 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,647 - STOP ACTING SO NERVOUS. 177 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,606 - I AM NOT ACTING. 178 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,359 I AM SUPER NERVOUS. 179 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,027 - STOP. 180 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,363 - MASON'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND WITH HIS DUMB CAMERA 181 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:53,116 CREW TO GET VIDEO OF ME SLAPPING A DELIVERY MAN. 182 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,369 - OK, THEN YOU'LL JUST EXPLAIN TO MASON THAT-- 183 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,411 - TORI! 184 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,622 - THERE SHE IS. - THERE'S TORI. 185 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,125 - TORI. 186 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,335 - HEY, MASON. 187 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,961 - HEY, WHAT? 188 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,215 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A PRE-TURD? 189 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:12,177 DID YOU SEND HER THE JELLYFISH DRESS WITH THE TENTACLES? 190 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,928 - I DID, I SWEAR IT. 191 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,263 - WHERE'S THE DRESS? 192 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,516 AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE MEAT HAT? 193 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,975 DID YOU SEND HER THE MEAT HAT? 194 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,145 - YES, I, I CROSS ME HEART. 195 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,273 - LISTEN TO ME, YOUNG LADY, WE HAVE A DEAL. 196 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,109 - LOOK, I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR PUPPET ANYMORE. 197 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:31,112 I DON'T KNOW WEAR STUPID CLOTHES AND STUPID MAKEUP, 198 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:35,325 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN OR FLIP TABLES OR DUMP RAVIOLI 199 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,745 DOWN FORMER ASTRONAUTS' PANTS. 200 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,414 - YOU FORGOT ONE. 201 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,207 - WHAT? 202 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,543 - YOU'RE ALSO NOT GOING TO SING AT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS. 203 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,462 YOU'RE OUT. 204 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,796 - THEY'RE TOMORROW NIGHT. 205 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,964 - I'M AWARE. 206 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,716 - BECK? 207 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,634 - SIR, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO REPLACE TORI THAT FAST. 208 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,513 - OH, WON'T I? 209 00:09:56,555 --> 00:10:00,141 OH, YEAH, YOU. 210 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,726 - ME? 211 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,979 - YOU GAVE A RATHER FANTASTIC AUDITION, AS I RECALL. 212 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,689 - THANKS. 213 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,150 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING THE OPENING NUMBER 214 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,778 TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS? 215 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,949 - NO WAY. 216 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,158 - ABSOLUTELY. 217 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,578 - COME THEN, WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS. 218 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,791 - HUH. 219 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,253 SEE? 220 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:40,098 - I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I'M SAD I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW, 221 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:44,102 BUT I'M KIND OF PROUD THAT I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF AND-- 222 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,192 IS THAT REALLY HELPING ANYTHING? 223 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,862 - THEY SAY MUSTARD RETARDS PIMPLES. 224 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,082 [DOORBELL] 225 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,667 OH GOD, PEOPLE. 226 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:17,969 - HEY. 227 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,262 - HEY, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 228 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,309 - A STUFFED DOG? 229 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,144 - UH-UH, A SPECIAL STUFFED DOG. 230 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,562 CHECK HIM OUT. 231 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,651 [DOG LAUGHING] 232 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,695 - THAT'S TRULY FRIGHTENING. 233 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,909 - YEAH, THAT'S A SICK TOY, ISN'T IT? 234 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,203 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 235 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,996 - UGH, ONE SEC. 236 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,085 HELLO, BOYS, COME IN. 237 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,128 - THANKS. 238 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,712 I BROUGHT YOU A PLANT. 239 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,007 - LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE CHOCOLATE LEAF BLOWER. 240 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,884 - THAT'S CHOCOLATE? 241 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,052 - YEAH, TASTE IT. 242 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,346 - NO. 243 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:05,099 YOU GUYS, LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE 244 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:09,521 YOU COMING OVER HERE TO TRY AND CHEER ME UP, BUT I'M FINE. 245 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,105 [DOG LAUGHING] 246 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,277 - I'M SORRY, I'M NOT TOO SURE HOW THIS PUPPY WORKS. 247 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,613 - TURN IT OFF! 248 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,698 - RIGHT, UH-- 249 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,324 - I GOT IT. 250 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,712 - HEY, CAT WANTS TO VIDEO CHAT YOU. 251 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,547 - HI. 252 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,881 - HEY, CUTIE. - HEY, CAT. 253 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:37,882 - HEY, GIRL. 254 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,301 - YOU REMEMBER OLIVER. 255 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,554 - HI, EVERYONE. 256 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,473 - CAT, WHERE ARE YOU? 257 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:50,937 - UH, UM, I'M IN THE BATHTUB. 258 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,649 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪♪ 259 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,277 - NO, YOU'RE NOT IN THE BATHTUB. 260 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,321 - WE'RE BACKSTAGE AT THE BOOMERANG THEATER. 261 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,490 - CAT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. 262 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,991 IT'S OK IF YOU'RE WITH JADE, HELPING HER 263 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,744 GET READY FOR THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT. 264 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,537 - YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 265 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,663 - I'M SURE. 266 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,914 - GOOD. 267 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,375 BRING ME SOME BIBBLE. 268 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,377 YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. 269 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,003 - NO BIBBLE. 270 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,589 - OLIVER. 271 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,091 - CAT, I'M NOT GETTING YOU BIBBLE. 272 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,093 ANYTHING ELSE? 273 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,638 - OH, JADE SAID YOU GUYS ARE INVITED TO COME HERE 274 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,640 AND WATCH HER REHEARSE. 275 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,309 - UH, NO THANKS. 276 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,269 YOU GUYS WANT TO GO WATCH HER? 277 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,812 - REHEARSE FOR THE PLATINUM MUSICAL AWARDS? 278 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,106 - NO. - NO. 279 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,566 - NO. 280 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,360 - NAH, WE CAME HERE TO HANG WITH YOU. 281 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,529 - IF YOU WANT TO GO, YOU CAN GO. 282 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,616 - YEAH! - YEAH! 283 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,035 - WAIT, YOU LEFT YOUR DOG IN THE FREEZE-- 284 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,789 YOU'RE TAKING MY CHOCOLATE LEAF BLOWER? 285 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,922 - CAN I JUST HAVE ONE HANDFUL? 286 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,215 - THE ANSWER IS NO. 287 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,383 - BUT I JUST-- 288 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,384 - CAT. 289 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,385 - OH, HEY. 290 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,804 - TAKE THIS. 291 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,930 NOW MASON WANTS ME TO TRY ON THE BLUE SKIRT. 292 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,557 - WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE THIS ONE? 293 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,435 - I THINK THIS SKIRT IS PRETTY. 294 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,771 - JUST GO GET THE BLUE ONE. 295 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,063 - COME ON, OLIVER. 296 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,398 - FIRST WE HAD TO GET THE RED SKIRT, 297 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,275 NOW WE GOTTA GO GET THE BLUE SKIRT. 298 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,901 - LIFE IS HARD. 299 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,237 BECK: - I SHOULD'VE JUST KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT. 300 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,364 TORI: - NO. 301 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,657 YOU WERE RIGHT. 302 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,949 I MEAN, IF I'M GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL, 303 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,827 I WANT IT TO BE BECAUSE OF MY TALENT 304 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,789 NOT FOR THROWING TANTRUMS AND WEARING MEAT HATS. 305 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,041 BECK: - WELL, CAN'T YOU BE FAMOUS FOR YOUR MUSIC 306 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,293 AND WEAR A MEAT HAT? 307 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,919 SERIOUSLY. 308 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,962 MEAT. 309 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:40,963 WHENEVER YOU WANT. 310 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,382 JUST RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAT. 311 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,966 TORI: - RIGHT OUT OF MY HAT? 312 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,844 BECK: - RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAT, IN YOUR MOUTH. 313 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,680 - SIMPLE AS THAT. 314 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,140 - SO-- 315 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,851 - YEAH. 316 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,150 UH-- OH, YOU. 317 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,280 - I'M SORRY, I MEAN-- 318 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,408 - NO, I'M SORRY, I-- 319 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,367 - I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 320 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,244 - NO, NO, YOU, YOU DIDN'T. 321 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,371 YOU-- 322 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,955 - THEN WHY CAN'T WE KISS? 323 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,959 - 'CAUSE-- 'CAUSE OF JADE. 324 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,755 BECK: - JADE AND I BROKE UP. 325 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,882 TORI: - YEAH, BUT KISSING YOUR FRIEND'S EX-BOYFRIEND-- 326 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,885 BECK: - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AND JADE FRIENDS? 327 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,804 LAST WEEK SHE TOOK YOUR HAMBURGER, 328 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,641 SHE JUST RUBBED IT AGAINST HER BARE FOOT. 329 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,393 - WHAT? 330 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,938 I ATE FEET MEAT? 331 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:43,943 - AND SHE TOOK YOUR SPOT IN THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS. 332 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,780 TORI: - LOOK, I MEAN, I GUESS JADE AND I 333 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:51,242 AREN'T REALLY FRIENDS FRIENDS, BUT WE'RE KIND OF FRIENDS. 334 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,202 I THINK. 335 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,748 AND KISSING HER EX-BOYFRIEND? 336 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,251 I CAN'T DO THAT TO A FRIEND. 337 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,968 - WE'RE BACK. 338 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,470 - WE GOT THE BLUE SKIRT. 339 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,562 MAN: - CHECK ONE, CHECK, CHECK ONE. 340 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,982 WOMAN: - TWELVE MINUTES AWAY, PEOPLE, GOING LIVE IN 12. 341 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,318 OLIVER: - WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 342 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,780 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME SMELL SOME BIBBLE? 343 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,907 - YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A WHIFF OF BIBBLE. 344 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,992 IT'S TOO SWEET. 345 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,245 IT'S TOO GOOD. 346 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,205 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, CAT? 347 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,333 - HEY, LITTLE RED THING. 348 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,334 - HI. 349 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,418 - SO WHERE'S JADE? 350 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,419 - YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER. 351 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,838 SHE'S OVER THERE GETTING READY. 352 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,134 COME ON, EVERYONE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO OUR SEATS. 353 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,469 - I GET THE AISLE SEAT. 354 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,304 - YOU CAN HAVE THE AISLE SEAT FOR BIBBLE. 355 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,806 - NO. - DANGIT! 356 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,686 - I'M GONNA GO GET SOME SAFETY PINS FOR YOU TO HOLD THAT DOWN. 357 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,895 - THANKS. 358 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,790 - WOW, INCREDIBLE OUTFIT. 359 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,168 - I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 360 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,672 - A PRETTY PINK IDIOT. 361 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,676 WITH A THING ON HER HEAD. 362 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,679 - THANKS. 363 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,891 DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE. 364 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:42,102 - WELL, EVERYONE ELSE WAS COMING TO CHEER YOU ON, 365 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:46,733 SO FIGURED I WOULD, TOO. 366 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:50,028 AND YOU LOOK WAY BETTER IN THAT THAN I WOULD HAVE. 367 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,366 - THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 368 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,618 - YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE TIGHT AROUND YOU-- 369 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,412 - NO. 370 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,955 NOT THE STUPID OUTFIT. 371 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,456 THIS. 372 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,751 ME. 373 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,085 - I DON'T-- 374 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,171 - THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NIGHT. 375 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,297 THIS WAS YOUR BIG CHANCE. 376 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,342 SO FOR ME TO GO OUT THERE AND-- 377 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,680 - AND? 378 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,558 - I CAN'T DO THAT TO A FRIEND. 379 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,228 OR EVEN TO YOU. 380 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,487 WOMAN: - 60 SECONDS. 381 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,032 - HEY, RICK, DID YOU GET THE SCRIPT CHANGE? 382 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,700 - SCRIPT CHANGE? 383 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,410 NO. 384 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,494 - UGH, THOSE GUYS. 385 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,704 GIVE ME THAT. 386 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,293 HAVE A GOOD SHOW. 387 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,796 - UH, YOU, TOO. 388 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,052 - DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BIBBLE? 389 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,345 - NO. 390 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,056 YOU GOT TO STOP CHASING THAT SNACK. 391 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,350 - BUT IT HURTS! 392 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:08,230 - WE'RE LIVE IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO-- 393 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:12,777 MAN: - WELCOME TO THE 34TH ANNUAL PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS. 394 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,531 LIVE FROM THE BOOMERANG THEATER IN HOLLYWOOD. 395 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,241 - JADE MUST BE SO EXCITED. 396 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,201 - HEY, CAN I GET A HOT DOG? 397 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,121 - SHH. - HMM? 398 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,456 - AND HERE WE GO. 399 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,001 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR HER FIRST 400 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:33,547 WORLDWIDE LIVE PERFORMANCE, PLEASE WELCOME TORI VEGA. 401 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,718 - WHAT THE CHIZZ? WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT THERE? 402 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,679 DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? - YEAH, I KNOW. 403 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,889 ANDRE: - IS THAT TORI? 404 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,474 YEAH, THAT'S TORI. 405 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,684 - OH MY GOD. 406 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,520 - YEAH, TORI! 407 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,105 - THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JADE WEST. 408 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,356 - NO, KNOW. - WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT THERE? 409 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,691 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 410 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,109 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? 411 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,827 - ♪ GOT A ONE-WAY TICKET DOWN A TWO-WAY STREET ♪ 412 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,330 ♪ GOT THE WIND IN MY HAIR AND THERE'S DUST ON MY FEET ♪ 413 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:10,584 ♪ I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 414 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,961 - SCRIPT CHANGE. 415 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,838 THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SCRIPT CHANGE. 416 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,631 - ♪ ONLY THING TO MY NAME ♪ 417 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:19,927 ♪ IS AN OLD T-SHIRT, FADED 1985 FROM A STONES' CONCERT ♪ 418 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:24,724 ♪ AND I'M DYING TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 419 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,185 - SHE'S GREAT. 420 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,730 - ♪ AND I'M SINGING THE WORDS TO MY FAVORITE SONG ♪ 421 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,400 ♪ WITH THE RAG TOP DOWN AND MY GLASSES ON ♪ 422 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:39,363 ♪ AND I'M DRIVING STRAIGHT THROUGH AMERICA ♪ 423 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:45,786 ♪ I WANNA TASTE THE SUN, 'CAUSE BABY I'M BORN TO RUN ♪ 424 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:51,458 ♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪ 425 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,005 ♪ AND I I WANNA SHOW SOME SKIN ♪ 426 00:20:56,047 --> 00:21:00,051 ♪ YEAH BABY I NEED THE OCEAN ♪ 427 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:05,056 ♪ AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW, I'VE GOT MY HEART IN MOTION ♪ 428 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:09,769 ♪ I WANNA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 429 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,731 ♪ MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 430 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,483 - TOLD YOU SHE WAS FANTASTIC. 431 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,820 - BUT YOU FIRED HER. 432 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,281 - YOU'RE FIRED. 433 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,325 - ♪ I CAN SEE MY STAR, SUNSET AND VINE ♪ 434 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,704 ♪ GONNA CARVE MY NAME IN THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN ♪ 435 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:33,292 ♪ YEAH I GOTTA, GOTTA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 436 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,923 ♪ SEE ME WEARING A SMILE, EVEN IF I'M BROKE ♪ 437 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,384 ♪ I'LL BE SINGING THE WORDS FROM A SONG I WROTE ♪ 438 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:46,597 ♪ AND I CALLED IT MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 439 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:55,106 ♪ I WANNA TASTE THE SUN, 'CAUSE BABY I'M BORN TO RUN ♪ 440 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:59,819 ♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪ 441 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:05,116 ♪ AND I, I WANNA SHOW SOME SKIN ♪ 442 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,911 ♪ BABY I NEED THE OCEAN ♪ 443 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:13,958 ♪ AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW, I'VE GOT MY HEART IN MOTION ♪ 444 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,838 ♪ I WANNA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪ 445 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,548 ♪ MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪♪ 446 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,554 - YEAH, TORI! 447 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,439 - OH, MY GOD! - WHOO! 448 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,817 REX: YES! 449 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,456 - YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. 450 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,834 - NEITHER CAN YOU. 451 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,420 HOW GREAT IS THIS BIBBLE? 452 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,256 - IT'S SO GREAT. 453 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:10,139 - GIRL, I BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT ME. 454 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,431 WHAT YOU THINK? 455 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:14,768 FIVE FINGERS TO THE FACE. 456 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,231 FIVE FINGERS TO THE FACE. 457 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,066 FIVE FINGERS TO THE FACE. 458 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,237 FIVE FINGERS TO THE FACE. 459 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:26,947 [BELL DINGS] 460 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,866 MAN: MMM! 461 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,618 CAT: BUT IT HURTS!