CAT: PREVIOUSLY ON "VICTORIOUS"...
- MASON THORNESMITH IS HAVING A MAJOR PRESS
CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW ABOUT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS.
- WE WILL BEGIN THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS WITH A PERFORMANCE
BY A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
TORI VEGA, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING
THE OPENING NUMBER AT THIS YEAR'S PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS?
- YES! OH MY GOSH!
YES!
- HAVE SOME BIBBLE. - WHAT'S BIBBLE?
- IT'S A BRITISH SNACK.
- I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A BIBBLE PROBLEM.
- THE AUDIENCE LIKES TO SEE A PERSONALITY, A CHARACTER.
- MASON'S SAYING THAT YOU MUST LET US CREATE AN IMAGE FOR YOU.
- YOU WANT TO LIKE GIVE ME A MAKEOVER?
- YES.
- HEY, YOU, PAPARAZZI PEOPLE, OUT!
- WHAT I'D RATHER DO IS SEE YOU GET FIRED FOR BEING
AN INCOMPETENT PRE-TURD!
- MY SALAD.
- HURRY, LET'S SEE IT.
- WHAT IF TORI WALKS IN?
- I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
- SHE'S BEEN SKIPPING CLASSES ALL WEEK.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S HOT WAZ.
SIKOWITZ, CAT HAS BIBBLE.
- CAT.
- NO, IT'S NOT MINE.
I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND.
BUT I NEED IT.
I MEAN, MY FRIEND NEEDS IT.
- CAT, HERE.
- WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S A SPECIAL GUM.
IF YOU CRAVING BIBBLE, JUST CHEW SOME OF THAT.
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
SEE, YOU JUST UNWRAP IT AND THEN CHEW.
- I KNOW HOW GUM WOKS.
- OK, HERE WE GO.
- EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY.
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE THIS UPSET OVER SOME-- OH MY STARS.
[PLATE SHATTERS]
- THAT IS DISAPPOINTING.
AND SHOCKING.
IT'S DISASHOCKING.
- AND HILARIOUS.
IT'S DISASHOCKINGLARIOUS.
- YEAH.
TORI HAS A BIG PROBLEM.
- I JUST THINK SHE'S PROBABLY CAUGHT UP
IN SOME SORT OF-- AND SO IN 1827,
THE TELEVISION WAS INVENTED BY TV SMITH.
AND THAT'S WHY THIS TELEVISION IS HERE RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S NO OTHER REASON.
WE CERTAINLY WEREN'T WATCHING--
- OK, I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE WATCHING THAT VIDEO OF ME
AT THE RESTAURANT.
- WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT TV.
- CAN WE PLEASE JUST FORGET ABOUT IT?
- GOOD LUCK.
- IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE VIDEO ON SPLASHFACE.
- YEP, SO THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TURNING INTO.
- I'M NOT TURNING-- IT'S JUST--
- JUST WHAT?
- COMPLICATED.
- SO YOU DENY THAT YOU'VE TOTALLY CHANGED HOW YOU DRESS?
- NO.
- DO YOU DENY THROWING A TANTRUM IN THAT RESTAURANT?
- NO, I DID, BUT, BUT--
- BUT, BUT, BUT--
- IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT A BAD CASE OF THE BUTS.
- MAYBE SHE SHOULD SEE A BUT DOCTOR.
- I GOT A GUY.
- UH, CAT, MAYBE YOU WANNA BACK OFF THAT BIBBLE GUM A LITTLE.
- DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
- ANDRE, YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT
WITH TORI, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON WHAT HAPPENED?
- WELL, WHEN THE SERVER BROUGHT HER SALAD, TORI DIDN'T LIKE IT.
AND, YOU KNOW, WORDS WERE SAID, TABLES WERE FLIPPED,
AND A GREAT MAN WHO WALKED ON THE MOON
GOT RAVIOLI IN HIS PANTS.
- BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- HOW'S THE TRUTH NOT FAIR?
[BELL RINGING]
- WAIT, BUT--
CAT.
- [MUMBLES]
- YOU DON'T THINK I'M OBNOXIOUS AND AWFUL, DO YOU?
- WELL, [TALKING WITH MOUTH FULL OF GUM]
I USED TO THINK YOU WERE THE NICEST, BUT...
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
- YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THAT GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
- BYE.
- I DESERVE THIS.
THEME SONG: - ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN, FEELING LOST, BUT NOW ♪
♪ AND THEN I BREATHE IT IN, TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ AND WHAT IT WOULD COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT FANCY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE! ♪♪
- WHAT IS THAT?
- I READ ONLINE THAT SOAKING YOUR FACE
IN MAYONNAISE FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY MAKES A GIRL PRETTIER.
[DOORBELL]
BECK: - TORI, IT'S BECK.
- BECK!
OH, HEY, BECK.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING OVER.
- YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- [GROANS] OH!
- YOU KNOW, FOR A GIRL WHO'S ABOUT TO OPEN THE PLATINUM
MUSIC AWARDS IN FRONT OF LIKE A BILLION PEOPLE,
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO HAPPY.
- I'M NOT.
- WHY?
- 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE-- 'CAUSE I JUST WISH
THAT I COULD TELL EVERYONE--
[WHIMPERS]
- THAT IT'S ALL AN ACT?
THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE MAKING YOU DRESS AND ACT LIKE A JERK?
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE TORI.
YOU WOULDN'T ACT LIKE THAT UNLESS SOMEONE WAS MAKING YOU.
- OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY
I AM THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.
OH, BUT I, I, I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS FAKING, YOU GUESSED IT.
- NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP?
- 'CAUSE IF I DON'T KEEP ACTING LIKE
A "BAD GIRL OBNOXIOUS ROCK STAR,"
THEY MIGHT DROP ME FROM THE SHOW.
- THE SHOW IS IN TWO DAYS.
THEY CAN'T FIRE YOU.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SCARED.
- LISTEN, JUST TELL MASON THORNESMITH
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY HIS LITTLE GAME ANYMORE.
- BUT--
- THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
'CAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME.
- WHO WANTS PIE?
- HI.
- I GOTTA GO.
- OK, LATER. - TO SCHOOL.
- BYE.
- I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- JUST GIVING YOU A HAND MASSAGE.
- WELL, STOP IT.
UH, HELLO.
- HEY, CAT.
- HI.
- UH, WHO'S THE DUDE?
- THIS IS OLIVER.
MY PARENTS HIRED HIM TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM BIBBLE.
- SO HE'S YOUR BIBBLE GUARD?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
I USED TO HAVE A BIBBLE PROBLEM MYSELF.
AND NOW I HELP OTHERS.
- CAN I JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIBBLE?
- NO, BABY, YOU CAN'T.
- OH, SHE CAN HAVE A LITTLE BIT.
HERE, CAT.
HERE'S SOME BIBBLE TO TIDE YOU OVER.
- NO BIBBLE FOR CAT.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO MASSAGE HIS HAND.
- STOP ACTING SO NERVOUS.
- I AM NOT ACTING.
I AM SUPER NERVOUS.
- STOP.
- MASON'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND WITH HIS DUMB CAMERA
CREW TO GET VIDEO OF ME SLAPPING A DELIVERY MAN.
- OK, THEN YOU'LL JUST EXPLAIN TO MASON THAT--
- TORI!
- THERE SHE IS. - THERE'S TORI.
- TORI.
- HEY, MASON.
- HEY, WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A PRE-TURD?
DID YOU SEND HER THE JELLYFISH DRESS WITH THE TENTACLES?
- I DID, I SWEAR IT.
- WHERE'S THE DRESS?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE MEAT HAT?
DID YOU SEND HER THE MEAT HAT?
- YES, I, I CROSS ME HEART.
- LISTEN TO ME, YOUNG LADY, WE HAVE A DEAL.
- LOOK, I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR PUPPET ANYMORE.
I DON'T KNOW WEAR STUPID CLOTHES AND STUPID MAKEUP,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN OR FLIP TABLES OR DUMP RAVIOLI
DOWN FORMER ASTRONAUTS' PANTS.
- YOU FORGOT ONE.
- WHAT?
- YOU'RE ALSO NOT GOING TO SING AT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS.
YOU'RE OUT.
- THEY'RE TOMORROW NIGHT.
- I'M AWARE.
- BECK?
- SIR, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO REPLACE TORI THAT FAST.
- OH, WON'T I?
OH, YEAH, YOU.
- ME?
- YOU GAVE A RATHER FANTASTIC AUDITION, AS I RECALL.
- THANKS.
- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING THE OPENING NUMBER
TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS?
- NO WAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
- COME THEN, WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS.
- HUH.
SEE?
- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I'M SAD I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW,
BUT I'M KIND OF PROUD THAT I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF AND--
IS THAT REALLY HELPING ANYTHING?
- THEY SAY MUSTARD RETARDS PIMPLES.
[DOORBELL]
OH GOD, PEOPLE.
- HEY.
- HEY, I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
- A STUFFED DOG?
- UH-UH, A SPECIAL STUFFED DOG.
CHECK HIM OUT.
[DOG LAUGHING]
- THAT'S TRULY FRIGHTENING.
- YEAH, THAT'S A SICK TOY, ISN'T IT?
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- UGH, ONE SEC.
HELLO, BOYS, COME IN.
- THANKS.
I BROUGHT YOU A PLANT.
- LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE CHOCOLATE LEAF BLOWER.
- THAT'S CHOCOLATE?
- YEAH, TASTE IT.
- NO.
YOU GUYS, LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU COMING OVER HERE TO TRY AND CHEER ME UP, BUT I'M FINE.
[DOG LAUGHING]
- I'M SORRY, I'M NOT TOO SURE HOW THIS PUPPY WORKS.
- TURN IT OFF!
- RIGHT, UH--
- I GOT IT.
- HEY, CAT WANTS TO VIDEO CHAT YOU.
- HI.
- HEY, CUTIE. - HEY, CAT.
- HEY, GIRL.
- YOU REMEMBER OLIVER.
- HI, EVERYONE.
- CAT, WHERE ARE YOU?
- UH, UM, I'M IN THE BATHTUB.
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪♪
- NO, YOU'RE NOT IN THE BATHTUB.
- WE'RE BACKSTAGE AT THE BOOMERANG THEATER.
- CAT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE.
IT'S OK IF YOU'RE WITH JADE, HELPING HER
GET READY FOR THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.
- YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?
- I'M SURE.
- GOOD.
BRING ME SOME BIBBLE.
YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.
- NO BIBBLE.
- OLIVER.
- CAT, I'M NOT GETTING YOU BIBBLE.
ANYTHING ELSE?
- OH, JADE SAID YOU GUYS ARE INVITED TO COME HERE
AND WATCH HER REHEARSE.
- UH, NO THANKS.
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO WATCH HER?
- REHEARSE FOR THE PLATINUM MUSICAL AWARDS?
- NO. - NO.
- NAH, WE CAME HERE TO HANG WITH YOU.
- IF YOU WANT TO GO, YOU CAN GO.
- YEAH! - YEAH!
- WAIT, YOU LEFT YOUR DOG IN THE FREEZE--
YOU'RE TAKING MY CHOCOLATE LEAF BLOWER?
- CAN I JUST HAVE ONE HANDFUL?
- THE ANSWER IS NO.
- BUT I JUST--
- CAT.
- OH, HEY.
- TAKE THIS.
NOW MASON WANTS ME TO TRY ON THE BLUE SKIRT.
- WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE THIS ONE?
- I THINK THIS SKIRT IS PRETTY.
- JUST GO GET THE BLUE ONE.
- COME ON, OLIVER.
- FIRST WE HAD TO GET THE RED SKIRT,
NOW WE GOTTA GO GET THE BLUE SKIRT.
- LIFE IS HARD.
BECK: - I SHOULD'VE JUST KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT.
TORI: - NO.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I MEAN, IF I'M GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL,
I WANT IT TO BE BECAUSE OF MY TALENT
NOT FOR THROWING TANTRUMS AND WEARING MEAT HATS.
BECK: - WELL, CAN'T YOU BE FAMOUS FOR YOUR MUSIC
AND WEAR A MEAT HAT?
SERIOUSLY.
MEAT.
WHENEVER YOU WANT.
JUST RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAT.
TORI: - RIGHT OUT OF MY HAT?
BECK: - RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAT, IN YOUR MOUTH.
- SIMPLE AS THAT.
- SO--
- YEAH.
UH-- OH, YOU.
- I'M SORRY, I MEAN--
- NO, I'M SORRY, I--
- I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO--
- NO, NO, YOU, YOU DIDN'T.
YOU--
- THEN WHY CAN'T WE KISS?
- 'CAUSE-- 'CAUSE OF JADE.
BECK: - JADE AND I BROKE UP.
TORI: - YEAH, BUT KISSING YOUR FRIEND'S EX-BOYFRIEND--
BECK: - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AND JADE FRIENDS?
LAST WEEK SHE TOOK YOUR HAMBURGER,
SHE JUST RUBBED IT AGAINST HER BARE FOOT.
- WHAT?
I ATE FEET MEAT?
- AND SHE TOOK YOUR SPOT IN THE PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS.
TORI: - LOOK, I MEAN, I GUESS JADE AND I
AREN'T REALLY FRIENDS FRIENDS, BUT WE'RE KIND OF FRIENDS.
I THINK.
AND KISSING HER EX-BOYFRIEND?
I CAN'T DO THAT TO A FRIEND.
- WE'RE BACK.
- WE GOT THE BLUE SKIRT.
MAN: - CHECK ONE, CHECK, CHECK ONE.
WOMAN: - TWELVE MINUTES AWAY, PEOPLE, GOING LIVE IN 12.
OLIVER: - WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
- WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME SMELL SOME BIBBLE?
- YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A WHIFF OF BIBBLE.
IT'S TOO SWEET.
IT'S TOO GOOD.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP, CAT?
- HEY, LITTLE RED THING.
- HI.
- SO WHERE'S JADE?
- YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER.
SHE'S OVER THERE GETTING READY.
COME ON, EVERYONE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO OUR SEATS.
- I GET THE AISLE SEAT.
- YOU CAN HAVE THE AISLE SEAT FOR BIBBLE.
- NO. - DANGIT!
- I'M GONNA GO GET SOME SAFETY PINS FOR YOU TO HOLD THAT DOWN.
- THANKS.
- WOW, INCREDIBLE OUTFIT.
- I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
- A PRETTY PINK IDIOT.
WITH A THING ON HER HEAD.
- THANKS.
DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE.
- WELL, EVERYONE ELSE WAS COMING TO CHEER YOU ON,
SO FIGURED I WOULD, TOO.
AND YOU LOOK WAY BETTER IN THAT THAN I WOULD HAVE.
- THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
- YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE TIGHT AROUND YOU--
- NO.
NOT THE STUPID OUTFIT.
THIS.
ME.
- I DON'T--
- THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NIGHT.
THIS WAS YOUR BIG CHANCE.
SO FOR ME TO GO OUT THERE AND--
- AND?
- I CAN'T DO THAT TO A FRIEND.
OR EVEN TO YOU.
WOMAN: - 60 SECONDS.
- HEY, RICK, DID YOU GET THE SCRIPT CHANGE?
- SCRIPT CHANGE?
NO.
- UGH, THOSE GUYS.
GIVE ME THAT.
HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
- UH, YOU, TOO.
- DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BIBBLE?
- NO.
YOU GOT TO STOP CHASING THAT SNACK.
- BUT IT HURTS!
- WE'RE LIVE IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
MAN: - WELCOME TO THE 34TH ANNUAL PLATINUM MUSIC AWARDS.
LIVE FROM THE BOOMERANG THEATER IN HOLLYWOOD.
- JADE MUST BE SO EXCITED.
- HEY, CAN I GET A HOT DOG?
- SHH. - HMM?
- AND HERE WE GO.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR HER FIRST
WORLDWIDE LIVE PERFORMANCE, PLEASE WELCOME TORI VEGA.
- WHAT THE CHIZZ? WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT THERE?
DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? - YEAH, I KNOW.
ANDRE: - IS THAT TORI?
YEAH, THAT'S TORI.
- OH MY GOD.
- YEAH, TORI!
- THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE JADE WEST.
- NO, KNOW. - WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT THERE?
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?
- ♪ GOT A ONE-WAY TICKET DOWN A TWO-WAY STREET ♪
♪ GOT THE WIND IN MY HAIR AND THERE'S DUST ON MY FEET ♪
♪ I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
- SCRIPT CHANGE.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SCRIPT CHANGE.
- ♪ ONLY THING TO MY NAME ♪
♪ IS AN OLD T-SHIRT, FADED 1985 FROM A STONES' CONCERT ♪
♪ AND I'M DYING TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
- SHE'S GREAT.
- ♪ AND I'M SINGING THE WORDS TO MY FAVORITE SONG ♪
♪ WITH THE RAG TOP DOWN AND MY GLASSES ON ♪
♪ AND I'M DRIVING STRAIGHT THROUGH AMERICA ♪
♪ I WANNA TASTE THE SUN, 'CAUSE BABY I'M BORN TO RUN ♪
♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪
♪ AND I I WANNA SHOW SOME SKIN ♪
♪ YEAH BABY I NEED THE OCEAN ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW, I'VE GOT MY HEART IN MOTION ♪
♪ I WANNA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
♪ MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
- TOLD YOU SHE WAS FANTASTIC.
- BUT YOU FIRED HER.
- YOU'RE FIRED.
- ♪ I CAN SEE MY STAR, SUNSET AND VINE ♪
♪ GONNA CARVE MY NAME IN THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN ♪
♪ YEAH I GOTTA, GOTTA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
♪ SEE ME WEARING A SMILE, EVEN IF I'M BROKE ♪
♪ I'LL BE SINGING THE WORDS FROM A SONG I WROTE ♪
♪ AND I CALLED IT MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
♪ I WANNA TASTE THE SUN, 'CAUSE BABY I'M BORN TO RUN ♪
♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪
♪ AND I, I WANNA SHOW SOME SKIN ♪
♪ BABY I NEED THE OCEAN ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW, I'VE GOT MY HEART IN MOTION ♪
♪ I WANNA MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪
♪ MAKE IT IN AMERICA ♪♪
- YEAH, TORI!
- OH, MY GOD! - WHOO!
REX: YES!
- YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS.
- NEITHER CAN YOU.
HOW GREAT IS THIS BIBBLE?
- IT'S SO GREAT.
- GIRL, I BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT ME.
WHAT YOU THINK?
FIVE FINGERS TO THE FACE.
[BELL DINGS]
MAN: MMM!
CAT: BUT IT HURTS!