♪♪
HEY, CAT, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
WHERE ARE YOU? CALL ME.
HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN CAT?
- UH-UH.
- OH, YOU HEAD-SHAKERS.
- HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN TRINA?
- UH-UH. - NO?
HEY, TOP HAT, YOU SEEN TRINA? - NO.
- HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN TRINA? - HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN CAT?
- SORRY, BUT I NEED TO FIND TRINA. - NO, BUT I NEED TO FIND CAT.
- SHE'S SPREADING RUMORS... - WE HAVE A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE.
- FORGET IT, I'LL FIND HER. - NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND HER.
CAT!
CAT.
- 'SUP?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU SINCE I WOKE UP THIS MORNING.
- AT LEAST YOU WOKE UP.
SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
AND WHY ARE YOU ALL SAD?
- HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M SAD?
- WELL, YOU'RE DRESSED IN SAD COLORS,
AND YOU WERE PLAYING A SAD SONG.
OH, AND YOU'RE WEARING A BUTTON THAT SAYS, "I'M SAD.
ASK ME WHY."
- MONA PATTERSON DIED.
- OH...
I'M SO SORRY...
THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO MONA PATTERSON IS.
- THAT'S WHAT'S SO SAD.
SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTRESSES EVER.
SHE WAS ON A REALLY POPULAR TV SHOW FROM THE 1960S.
- WHAT SHOW?
- "I MARRIED MY MOM."
- OH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT SHOW.
- I USED TO WATCH RERUNS OF IT WITH MY BROTHER
WHEN HE WAS IN THE SPECIAL HOSPITAL
WHERE THEY USED TO HANDCUFF HIM TO HIS BED.
BUT NOW NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS MONA PATTERSON
OR CARES THAT SHE'S GONE.
- I'M SURE SHE HAS LOTS OF FANS WHO CARE.
- NO. ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL,
I STOPPED AT HER STAR ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD,
AND THERE WEREN'T ANY FLOWERS OR ANYTHING,
JUST A WEIRD MAN WITH A HAT
AND SOME VOMIT ON HIS PANTS.
- YEAH, UM, LISTEN--
- I GAVE HIM A TIDY WIPE, BUT HE ATE IT.
- WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE SAD,
BUT WE HAVE A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE TOMORROW,
AND WE STILL HAVE A LOT TO DO.
- NO. I'M TOO SAD TO SCIENCE.
[CRYING SOFTLY]
- OK WHERE DID MONA PATTERSON LIVE?
- HERE IN CALIFORNIA.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT IF AFTER SCHOOL, WE DRIVE TO HER HOUSE
AND YOU MAYBE LIGHT A CANDLE, AND LEAVE IT BY HER DOORSTEP
TO HONOR HER MEMORY?
- CAN IT BE A SCENTED CANDLE? - SURE.
- 'CAUSE I HAVE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON BUNS.
- DID MONA PATTERSON LIKE CINNAMON BUNS?
- I DON'T KNOW. WE WEREN'T FRIENDS.
- OK, JUST-- YOU FIND MRS. PATERSON'S ADDRESS.
AND THEN AFTER SCHOOL, WE'LL DRIVE TO HER HOUSE.
AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CANDLE BY HER DOOR.
AND THEN WE'LL GO BACK TO MY HOUSE
AND WORK ON OUR SCIENCE PROJECT UNTIL WE FINISH, OK?
- OK. SO YOU'LL DRIVE?
- NO. I-- I DIDN'T PASS MY DRIVER'S TEST.
- WHY NOT?
- I DIDN'T SEE THE OLD LADY IN THE WHEELCHAIR.
- [GASPS]
- [WHINING] WELL, I SIGNALED BEFORE I HIT HER.
[CLASS BELL RINGING]
- JADE, - WHAT?
- IF MY BROTHER LETS US BORROW HIS CAR,
WILL YOU DRIVE TORI AND ME TO AN OLD LADY'S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL?
- NO. - WAIT.
PLEASE?
CAT'S REALLY SAD BECAUSE THIS ACTRESS
PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT, AND--
WHOA, SHE PASSED AWAY JUST LAST NIGHT?
- YEAH. - THEN YEAH.
YEAH, I'LL DRIVE YOU GUYS TO HER HOUSE.
- WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
- BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LESS THAN 24 HOURS,
WHICH MEANS HER SPIRIT IS STILL LINGERING.
SO I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE IN THE FUMES OF HER SOUL.
- MAYBE THERE'S A BUS WE CAN TAKE.
- NO! NO, I'LL TAKE YOU.
WE CAN LEAVE AFTER SUNDOWN.
- WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO AFTER SCHOOL?
- I DON'T LIKE DRIVING IN THE DAYLIGHT!
- HEY, TRINA.
- HEY, PRETTY BOY, LOOKING FOR MOI?
- YEAH. HAVE YOU BEEN GOING AROUND
TELLING ANYONE I ASKED YOU OUT?
- NO. NO, I'VE BEEN TELLING
EVERYONE YOU ASKED ME OUT. [CHUCKLES]
- WHY ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE I ASKED YOU OUT?
- 'CAUSE IF PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ME,
THEN OTHER GUYS WILL WANT TO DATE ME.
AND PRETTY SOON, I'LL HAVE BOYS FIGHTING OVER ME.
- OK, YOU'RE A MANIAC.
- OH, YES!
- [MUFFLED] STOP.
OH!
AH
YOU BIT MY LIP!
- I TRIED TO BITE BOTH.
- ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ WHAT IT WILL COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
♪♪
- SO CAT, IS THERE SOME REASON YOUR BROTHER REPLACED
THE SEAT BELT WITH A ROPE?
- NO. HE JUST LOVES ROPE.
- WHAT IS THAT THING, ANYWAY?
- OH, THIS IS CAT'S AND MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
- IT'S A ROBOT THAT'S HAMSTER-POWERED.
- SEE, MR. HAMSTER RUNS ON THIS WHEEL,
AND THAT CREATES ELECTROMAGNETIC ELECTRICITY
WHICH FLOWS THROUGH THIS TRANSFORMER AND THEN POWERS
[ROBOT VOICE] THE ROBOT.
[CHUCKLES]
- ISN'T IT COOL?
- I DON'T KNOW. I ALL HEARD WAS HAMSTER, HAMSTER,
SCIENCE, SCIENCE, TORI'S BORING, KILL ME.
- YOU WANT A MUFFIN?
- SURE.
- YOU BROUGHT MUFFINS?
- OH, NO, I FOUND IT UNDER THE SEAT.
- [GAGS AND CHOKES] - [TORI LAUGHS]
- EW!
[CAR HORN HONKS]
[SPITS]
- NOT SO BORING NOW, AM I?
- ALL RIGHT, VEGA, I'M GONNA PULL OVER--
- YOU GUYS! I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE
AND LISTEN TO THE TWO OF YOU FIGHT FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS.
- WELL, SHE'S THE ONE WHO-- TWO HOURS?
- I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST DRIVING TO SOME DEAD ACTRESS'S HOUSE
AND LIGHTING A CANDLE. - WE ARE.
HER HOUSE IS IN SAN DIEGO.
[SCREECH]
[SEAT THUDS]
- SAN DIEGO?
- CAT, WE'VE GOT TO FINISH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT BEFORE MORNING.
- NO. I AM NOT DRIVING THIS ROLLING CHIZBOX
TO SAN DIEGO AND BACK.
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
- [CRYING SOFTLY]
- JUST DRIVE THE CHILD TO SAN DIEGO.
- ALL RIGHT.
- [SQUEALS]
- AND 1, 2, 3 AND 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
AND 1, 2, 3 AND 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
AND 1, 2.
[FOOTSTEPS]
OK, MOST OF YOU, THAT WAS AWESOME.
TRINA, YOU KEEP-- TRYING.
[FOOTSTEPS]
- BECK. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- 'SUP, TRINA?
- WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
- YOU.
- ME?
I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OH, OH--
- EVER SINCE YOU KISSED ME THIS MORNING,
IT'S-- IT'S AFFECTED ME.
- WELL, I HAD A BURRITO FOR BREAKFAST.
WAS IT THE ONIONS?
- I LIKE YOU.
- WHAT?
- CAN I COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT?
- YES!
OH, MY GOD, YES, PLEASE.
- UH, YOU WA-- YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOME DINNER?
- YEAH. WILL YOU MAKE ME A CHICKEN?
- YEAH. [CHUCKLES] OH, YEAH, I'LL MAKE YOU A CHICK-- [GASPS]
- COME ON. GO HAMSTER.
RUN! MAKE ELECTRICITY,
YOU FUZZY LITTLE BEAST.
- WHY WON'T HE RUN FASTER?
- 'CAUSE YOU BOUGHT US A BAD HAMSTER.
- HE REMINDED ME OF SANTA CLAUS.
- OH, MY GOD, HOW MUCH LONGER TO SAN DIEGO?
- OH, UM, I'LL CHECK MY PEARPAD.
UH, ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, WE SHOULD BE THERE IN ABOUT...
63 MORE MILES.
- OH, GOOD. WELL, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE.
- HEY, THE HAMSTER'S RUNNING FASTER.
- YEAH. COME ON, FAT SANTA.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY POWER TO--
OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK! LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
[LAUGHS]
- YAY, WE MADE ELECTRICITY.
GO, ROBOT!
- HE'S ALIVE! WHOO! CAT: WHOO!
TORI: YEAH!
- UH, LADIES, I HATE TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE,
BUT I THINK IT'S RAINING ON YOUR PARADE.
- UH-OH. - YEAH.
YEAH, IT IS RAINING.
[UMBRELLA RUSTLING] - [SQUEALS]
[SCREECHING BRAKES] AW.
- HEY, CAT, I THINK I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA.
DO YOU SEE IT BACK THERE?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
[THUNDER]
♪♪
[TIMER BEEPING]
- [HUFFS]
- HEY, BABY.
- I AM FURIOUS!
- AW, WELL, UH--
- UGH!
- YEAH, YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR MOM.
- I PUT THIS STUPID CHICKEN IN THE OVEN THREE HOURS AGO,
AND IT'S STILL NOT COOKED.
- OK, UM, A COUPLE OF THINGS.
- HM.
- YOU DIDN'T TURN THE OVEN... ON.
THIS IS A TURKEY.
- AW.
- AND, UH, YEAH, IT'S FROZEN.
- WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED BECK?
- DOES HE LIKE TURKEY-CICLES? - DAD!
- LOOK, I'M GOING TO GO IN THE GARAGE AND RUN ON THE TREADMILL.
- NO! YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME COOK THE TURKEY!
- SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC,
EVEN THOUGH THIS ISN'T PLAYING YET.
- [WHIMPERS]
[GRUNTING]
OH!
GO ON, GET IN THERE!
BE A GOOD GIRL.
GET IN THE MICROWAVE.
[GROWLING]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
[THUNDER]
- [CAT WHINES]
- WE'VE GOT TO PULL OVER!
- I CAN'T PULL OVER ON THIS FREEWAY.
THERE'S NO PLACE TO STOP!
- I'M GETTING WET!
- HOW DO WE PUT UP THE TOP?
- CAT, WHERE'S THE SWITCH TO PUT THE TOP UP?
- RIGHT THERE, UNDER THE RADIO!
- OH, OK.
[THUNKING]
IT'S NOT WORKING!
- I KNOW! IT'S BROKEN!
UGH.
- HOW LONG TO THE NEXT EXIT?
[CAR HORN HONKS]
- 10 MORE MINUTES!
- [SCREAMS]
[THUNDER]
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- AH, OH, LOOK.
[WIPER SOUND]
[CLANK] - [SCREAMS]
- OH! - WHAT?!
- OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
- [ALL SCREAMING]
♪♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
- AT LEAST IT STOPPED RAINING--
- FOR NOW. [DOOR CLOSES]
- WELL, WE HAVE TO GET THE TOP UP ON THIS CAR
IN CASE IT STARTS RAINING AGAIN.
- YEAH, I'D HATE TO GET ALL WET AND DISGUSTING.
- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S JUST TRY AND PULL UP THE TOP OURSELVES.
- IT'S BROKEN. - [TORI GRUNTS]
- WE KNOW THAT!
DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE ANY TOOLS IN THE CAR?
- I THINK IN THE TRUNK.
- OPEN THE TRUNK.
[KEYS JINGLING]
[TRUNK CREAKING] - OH, MY GOD! - AH!
WHAT... IS THIS?
- DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE NOT REAL FEET.
- BUT WHY DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE A BAG
OF FAKE FEET IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE. MY BROTHER'S PRETTY WEIRD.
- LET'S JUST SEE IF WE CAN GET THE TOP UP.
[TRUNK CREAKS]
[TOP CREAKING]
- OY.
- HELP ME.
[CREAKING]
[GRUNTS]
OK. OK, IT'S LOOSE.
[CROWBAR CLANGS]
NOW, LET'S PULL UP THAT TOP.
[CREAKING] [TORI GRUNTS]
- [GIGGLING]
- WHAT?
- OUR CAR IS TOPLESS.
[GIGGLES]
- YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST GO BACK TO LA.
- YES. - NO!
YOU GUYS PROMISED WE COULD GO TO MONA PATTERSON'S HOUSE
SO I CAN LIGHT A CANDLE AND LAVE IT BY HER FRONT DOOR.
- BUT CAT-- - PLEASE.
- COME ON, IT'S ALREADY LATE,
AND WE NEED TO GET BACK TO LA
SO WE CAN FINISH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT.
- TORI. TORI.
- WHAT?
[GASPS]
[SINISTER VOICE] - CAN I HAVE A RIDE TO YOUR HOUSE?
- UM...
NO.
NO, WE'RE DRIVING OUR FRIEND TO SAN DIEGO.
- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SAN "DIE-AGO"?
- YOU KNOW, NOW!
OH! NOW! - GET IN THE CAR!
CAT: OH!
[TIRES SCREECHING] NOW, GO FORWARD!
GO!
[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
[DOOR CLICKS]
- AH!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, UH, BECK'S HERE.
[APRON FLUTTERS]
[DOOR KNOB CLICKS]
- UH, ANDRE, TORI'S NOT HERE.
- I'M NOT HERE TO SEE TORI.
- WELL, I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. - WITH BECK.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
- UH, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH YOU.
- WHY BECK, HUH? IS BECK SO FANTASTIC?
IS BECK BETTER THAN ME?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I-- - AM I NOT HANDSOME?
DO I NOT HAVE A HAPPY-GO-SKIPPY PERSONALITY?
- YEAH, YEAH, YOU DO. IT--
- THEN GIVE ME A CHANCE!
GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THE JOYS OF ANDRE.
♪ LET ME LOVE YOU ♪
♪ LET ME LOVE YOU LIKE A CHAMPION, BABY ♪
- HEY.
- [GASPS]
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - BECK!
- WHAT'S GOING ON IS YOU WERE JUST LEAVING.
- UH, I HAVE A DATE WITH TRINA.
WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN.
- IT KIND OF MIGHT BE TURKEY NOW.
- TURKEY'S MY FAVORITE.
- OH.
- YO, TRINA LIKES ME.
- WELL, MAYBE I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE OLD TRINA'S MIND.
- DUDE, GO.
- DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU-- YOU CANADIAN.
- OH!
- OK, BOYS, NO. THIS ISN'T VERY NICE.
- I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING YOU WERE ANTI-CANADIAN.
- SO? WHAT YOU GOING DO "ABOOT" IT? E--EH?
EH, YOU GOING TO HIT ME WITH A HOCKEY BAT?
- OOH! - EH?
♪♪
- I AM SOAKING WET.
- WE ALL ARE.
DO YOU NOT HEAR OUR FEET SQUISHING?
[SQUISHING]
- THERE, CAT.
THERE, MONA PATTERSON'S FRONT DOOR.
- YEAH. AND THERE AREN'T ANY FLOWERS
OR CARDS OR ANYTHING, SEE?
NO ONE CARES THAT SHE DIED.
- YEAH. IT'S SO SAD. NOW LIGHT YOUR DUMB CANDLE,
AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- K, K.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL SET TO COME HERE
AND BREATHE IN THE FUMES OF MONA'S LINGERING SOUL.
- WELL, IT'S HARD TO ENJOY IT WHEN MY PANTS ARE SOGGY.
- I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT HER.
- HURRY.
- MONA PATTERSON, I'M SO SORRY YOU DIED.
I USED TO LOVE WATCHING YOU ON "I MARRIED MY MOM"
AND I--
AND... [CRYING SOFTLY]
- GO FINISH FOR HER.
- I DON'T-- - [MOCKING] BUT, UH, DUH, HUH.
- [SIGHS]
AND... MONA,
YOUR MEMORY WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN YOUR WORK ON TELEVISION-- - [CRYING SOFTLY]
- --WHERE YOU SHOWED US ALL HOW FUNNY AND AWKWARD IT IS
WHEN... YOU MARRY YOUR OWN MOTHER.
- AMEN. LET'S GO. - COME ON.
- DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD JUST WAIT ONE MORE MINUTE AND--
[ANGRILY] - WHO'S OUT HERE?
- [TORI AND CAT SCREAM]
- BE GONE, GHOST OF MONA PATTERSON.
GO TO THE LIGHT!
- CAT, I'M ALMOST SURE SHE'S NOT DEAD.
- DON'T POKE THAT!
- WHY DID YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS DEAD?
- I READ IT ONLINE.
IT SAID MONA PATTERSON JOINS THE DEAD.
- THAT'S A NEW TV SHOW, YOU DIP.
- IT'S A STORY ABOUT ME BEING CAST IN A SHOW
CALLED "THE DEAD."
I PLAY DAVID SCHWIMMER'S WIFE.
- WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M CAT.
[SARCASTICALLY] - GOOD.
I HAVE SOMETHING NICE FOR CATS.
- [GASPS]
[GIGGLES]
TORI: WHAT? NO! - [GASPS]
- WHOA. NOW, JUST WAIT A SECOND,
THIS GIRL MADE US DRIVE TWO HOURS THROUGH THE RAIN
IN A TOPLESS CONVERTIBLE JUST BECAUSE SHE
LOVES YOU AND YOUR WORK.
SO WOULD IT KILL YOU JUST TO BE A LITTLE BIT NICE AND MAYBE--
[WATER GUN HISSING]
- [ALL YELLING]
- CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ALREADY WET?
MONA PATTERSON: [ANGRILY] GET OFF MY PROPERTY.
- [SCREAMS]
♪♪
- WILL YOU TELL THIS PUNK NUT THAT YOU LIKE ME?
- WELL-- - PUNK NUT?
- TRINA MADE CHICKEN FOR ME.
- DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HER? SHE MADE A TURKEY.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE A CANADIAN THAT DOESN'T
KNOW ONE FOOD BIRD FROM ANOTHER?
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
UM, HOW ABOUT THE THREE OF US EAT THE TURKEY TOGETHER.
- NO. YOU PICK ME OR YOU PICK HIM.
- OR MAYBE I'LL PICK YOU UP AND TOSS YOU RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR.
- OH, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY.
- BOYS, I JUST-- ROBBIE: TRINA.
TRINA, I BROUGHT YOU THESE-- [SNIFFS AIR]
DID SOMEONE MICROWAVE A TURKEY?
- WHO ARE THOSE FLOWERS FOR?
- THEY'D BETTER BE FOR BECK.
- THEY'RE FOR TRINA.
- WHAT?
- WELL, I HEARD THE BOYS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
SAY THAT BECK ASKED YOU OUT, SO I THOUGHT I'D ASK YOU TOO.
- LOOK OUT, SHAPIRO!
- AH!
- HAH!
- TRINA WANTS ME, NOT YOU, IDIOTS.
- OH!
[GROANS] AH!
- OW! - DON'T FIGHT OVER ME!
BOYS, COME ON!
- AH! - WHO'S THE GOBBLE-GOBBLE?
AH! I'M SORRY. [THUD]
- ANDRE, NO!
TRINA: BECK! - WHOO!
- DON'T LOOK. IT'S DISGUSTING!
- NO! [CLANG]
DAD, COME QUICK!
THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER!
[SOBBING HYSTERICALLY]
- [BOYS CHUCKLING]
- AND THEN ANDRE STARTED HITTING ROBBIE WITH THE TEA... KETTLE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WE'RE DOING A PUPPET SHOW.
- I AM THE KING.
[WOMAN'S VOICE] - I AM THE QUEEN.
- AND I'M THE LITTLE PUSSYCAT.
MOW.
- BUT THEY WERE JUST-- I SW-- I SWEAR,
I SAW THEM IN THERE, AND THEY WERE JUST-- GRRR.
- JUST PROMISE ME WHEN YOU GO TO COLLEGE,
IT'LL BE SOMEPLACE FAR, FAR AWAY.
- TRINA, DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON?
[WOMAN'S VOICE] - ABOUT TELLING LIES?
- MOW.
- HA HA! ANDRE: HA-HA-HA-HA!
BOYS: WHOO, WHOO, WHOO-WHOO. WHOO WHOO-WHOO.
OOH, WHOO, WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
WHOO-WHOO!
- UH.
♪♪
- COME ON, HAMSTER!
CAT: RUN, FAT SANTA.
- YEAH, BABY. WHOO!
- HEY, GIRLS, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT ACTRESS
WHOSE HOUSE YOU WENT TO TONIGHT?
- MONA PATTERSON. - WHY?
- SHE'S ON THE NEWS, CHANNEL 6.
[ROBOT BEEPING]
- BUT BY THE TIME FIREFIGHTERS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE,
MRS. PATTERSON'S HOUSE WAS ALREADY ENGULFED IN FLAMES
AND COULD NOT BE SAVED.
- MY CANDLE.
- NO, WE-- WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
[FIRE TRUCK HORN BLARING]
LOTS OF THINGS COULD START A FIRE.
- THE CAUSE OF THE FIRE?
THIS CINNAMON BUN SCENTED CANDLE.
- [BOTH GASP]
- MRS. PATTERSON IS NOW RESTING UNCOMFORTABLY
IN ST. BILLY'S HOSPITAL.
AS FOR WHO LEFT THE BURNING CANDLE AT THE DOOR,
POLICE OFFICIALS SAY THE ONLY CLUE COMES FROM MRS. PATTERSON
HERSELF, WHO DAZED AND CONFUSED FROM SMOKE INHALATION,
WAS MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT A CAT,
APPARENTLY, WITH RED FUR.
- [GASPS] - OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE MUCH MORE ON THIS STORY.
- THAT'S IT. SO I BRING OUT THE--
- TORI--
- SHH.
♪♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
- ♪ MAKE IT SHINE ♪
♪ EH-EH-EH-AY-YEAH ♪
- ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - ♪ EH-EH-EH-EH-AY ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[TIMER DINGS] MAN: MMM.
TRINA: I HAD A BURRITO FOR BREAKFAST.
WAS IT THE ONIONS?
♪♪