♪♪
[CAN CLATTERING]
[SCHOOL BELL]
CAT, WHY'D YOU JUST THROW YOUR DRINK IN THE TRASH?
- OH, 'CAUSE I WASN'T THIRSTY.
- BUT, BUT Y-YOU BOUGHT-- OH, FORGET IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?
- I'M DOG SITTING FOR MY MOM'S BOSS.
- OH. WHAT KIND OF DOG?
- I'M NOT SURE.
HE'S GOT PAWS AND A TAIL.
MAYBE HE'S AN ENGLISH PAW-TAIL.
WHY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?
- OH, WHAT, YOU THINK BECAUSE BECK AND I BROKE UP
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO SATURDAY NIGHT?
- NO, I NEVER SAID TH-- - I'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS I'M GOING TO DO!
LIKE, TONS!
- OK.
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL MY PLANS
TO COME HANG OUT WITH YOU WHILE YOU DOG SIT,
THEN FINE.
FINE, I'LL DO IT. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
- I SAID I'LL DO IT!
BUT YOU OWE ME, BABY GIRL.
- THANK YOU.
- HEY. - YEAH, HEY.
- TA-DA!
- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BET HER. - WHO KNEW GIRLS
COULD BLOW UP BALLOONS WITH THEIR NOSES?
- OOH LA LA!
- MEOW!
- STOP.
- WHAT IS UP WITH YOU
AND ALL THE FANCY CLOTHES LATELY?
- WHAT-- WHAT'S FANCY? THEY'RE JUST--
THEY'RE JUST CLOTHES.
- WHOA! IS THAT A BOUSAY WATCH?
- THAT IS A BOUSAY.
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A BOUSAY.
- WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS STUFF?
- [HUFFS] ANDRE!
HEY, ANDRE! - OH, HEY.
HEY, HOPE. - YOU FORGOT YOUR NEW SCARF.
- YEAH-- FORGOT.
I DIDN'T LEAVE IT IN YOUR CAR ON PURPOSE.
- AHEM. - AHEM.
- OH, UM YOU GUYS, THIS IS HOPE.
HOPE, THESE ARE, UH, SOME-- SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.
- BECK. - TORI.
- I'M ROBBIE!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M ACTUALLY NOT QUITE
FEELING THIS SCARF WITH THIS SHIRT, YOU KNOW.
- WHEN I GAVE YOU THAT SCARF, YOU SAID YOU LOVED IT.
WERE YOU LYING?
- [WHISTLES]
- NO, BABY! BABY, I LOVE IT.
JUST LET ME PUT IT BACK AROUND MY NECK.
YEAH, THAT'S THE THING.
- SEE, IT LOOKS NICE.
- LIKE A PRETTY LEASH.
- SO I'LL PICK YOU UP AT LUNCH.
WE'LL GO GRAB SOME SUSH'.
- ABSOLUSH.
- [GROANS]
- YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?
- I DON'T.
- UM, ROBBIE AND I HAVE A THING.
AT-- AT A PLACE.
- WE HAVE A THING AT A PLACE? - SHUT UP!
- WELL, TORI, YOU COME.
- OH! UH, YOU KNOW, I--
- SHE'LL BE THERE!
YOU'LL BE THERE. SHE'LL BE THERE.
- I DO LOVE SUSH'.
- GREAT!
- [CHUCKLES]
YEAH.
- PRETTY GIRL.
- AND GENEROUS!
- YEAH, SHE SEEMS REALLY NICE.
- THANKS.
- RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HATE HER.
-I DO. -DING!
- UHHH.
♪♪
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN, FEELING LOST ♪
♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WOULD COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪
♪ JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
♪♪
WOW, THIS IS A REALLY COOL PLACE.
- I KNOW, AND THEY HAVE AWESOME SUSHI.
- OH, I BET THEY HAVE MISO SOUP.
I LOVE MISO SOUP.
- MISO SOUP IS GROSS.
- YEAH, I USED TO LIKE MISO SOUP.
THEN I REALIZED IT WAS GROSS.
- HELLO, HOPE.
WELCOME BACK TO NOZU.
- HI, MRS. LEE.
- OH MY GOD!
- WHAT? IS HE HERE?
- NO.
NO, I'M TORI.
REMEMBER ME? YOU PRODUCED MY FRIEND'S PLAY.
- OH, YEAH.
YOU PEOPLE LEFT MY DAUGHTER DANGLING FROM THE CEILING.
- OH. DID WE?
- WAIT, UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OTHER RESTAURANT, WOK STAR?
- OH, IT BURNT DOWN IN A MYSTERIOUS FIRE.
SO SAD.
BUT THEN I COLLECTED THE INSURANCE MONEY
AND OPENED THIS PLACE.
- BUT WOK STAR WAS A CHINESE RESTAURANT.
- YEAH, SO?
- UH, THIS IS A SUSHI PLACE,
WHICH IS JAPANESE.
- ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE?
OW!
- I HAVE THREE NICE SPOTS FOR YOU AT THE BAR.
ONE FOR HOPE, ONE FOR HOPE'S BOYFRIEND,
AND THE ONE FOR THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO KILL MY DAUGHTER.
- THANK YOU.
AND, UH, SORRY FOR DANGLING YOUR DAUGHTER.
- THAT'S OK.
SOMEDAY I'LL GET MY REVENGE.
- WHAT?
- SO, HOPE, YOU KNOW THAT SONG I'M GOING TO SING FOR BIRTHDAY--
- JUST SIT DOWN AND ORDER ME A SUNOMONO SALAD WITH NO CRAB.
I HAVE TO TALK TO MRS. LEE ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
- YOU'RE HAVING YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY HERE?
THAT IS SO COOL.
HOW DID YOU-- AND SHE WALKED AWAY.
- YEAH, THERE SHE WENT.
- SO, YOU, UH, REALLY LIKE HER?
- YEAH.
- YOU SURE?
'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE SHE MAKES YOU KIND OF NERVOUS.
- NO.
NO.
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
- THAT GIRL I CAME IN WITH, SHE WANTS A SUNOMONO SALAD
BUT WITH NO CRAB.
- NO CRAB. - I'M SERIOUS!
PLEASE DON'T PUT ANY CRAB IN THE SALAD!
SHE WILL KILL ME IF YOU DO. SHE WILL KILL ME!
♪♪
JADE: CAT! YO, CAT!
- OOH, IT'S JADE!
IN HERE!
JADE SEEMS REALLY MEAN.
BUT DON'T WORRY, SHE IS.
- HEY. - HI.
SAY HELLO, COOBER.
[COOBER WHINES]
[DOG VOICE] HELLO.
- SICK PLACE.
YOUR MOM'S BOSS MUST BE, LIKE, A BAZILLIONAIRE.
- HE IS. HE OWNS A REALLY FANCY CAR
AND PART OF TEXAS.
- HE OWNS PART OF TEXAS?
- YEAH. BUT JUST, LIKE, THE TOP PART.
- WHOA.
YOU KNOW THIS GUITAR IS A '62 STRATTENBACHER,
LIKE ELVIS USED TO PLAY.
- THAT IS ELVIS'S.
- SHUT UP. - LOOK WHAT'S WRITTEN ON IT.
- "THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ELVIS PRESLEY."
HOLY CHIZ.
- DON'T TOUCH IT! COMES SIT.
WOMAN [ON TV]: NOW WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THESE?
YOU USE THESE AS A...
- YAY, WE'RE HANGING OUT TOGETHE--
- NO!
[COOBER WHINES]
♪♪
WOMAN [ON TV]: I FOUND A SIX-FOOT NOODLE
IN ONE OF THOSE BAGS. - OKAY.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT?
ARE YOU A CRIMINAL?
ANDRE: NOT REALLY. - IT'S OPEN.
- HEY.
- AREN'T YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOPE'S PARTY?
- YES. YES I AM.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I'M SUPPOSED TO PERFORM A SONG.
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE HER. BUT I DON'T!
I DON'T LIKE THAT GIRL AT ALL!
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- WANT SOME MASHED POTATOES?
- NO, I DON'T WANT ANY--
GIVE ME THE BOWL.
- OK, WHY ARE YOU DATING THIS GIRL IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER?
- IT'S CAUSE OF HER DADDY.
- WHO'S HER DADDY?
- SHAWN QUINCY.
- SHAWN QUINCY?
- MM-HM. - HE OWNS RPX RECORDS!
- I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
IF THAT MAN LIKES MY MUSIC, HE CAN MAKE ME A SUPERSTAR.
WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M DATING HIS DRUMPED UP,
CRAZY-FACE DAUGHTER?
- THAT IS TERRIBLE!
- I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M UPSET!
'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IS WRONG!
ARE THESE POTATOES HAND-MASHED?
- YEAH, WHY?
- THEY'RE LUMPY.
YOU GONNA HAND MASH THEM, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP IN THERE--
GET AFTER THOSE LUMPS.
♪♪
- OK, DID YOU KNOW YOUR MOM'S BOSS HAS
AN ANTIQUE HUMAN SKULL IN HIS ROOM?
- PLEASE PUT THAT BACK.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYTHING HERE.
- TOUCHING THINGS IS A PART OF LIFE.
- BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE NOT SUPPOS-- - LOOK!
I'M TOUCHING ELVIS'S GUITAR, SEE?
[ELVIS VOICE] I'M ELVIS PRESLEY, AND I'M TOUCHING MY GUI-TAR.
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
I TOUCHED THE BOSS'S SKULL, NOW I'M TOUCHING
MY SPECIAL GUI-TAR.
[NORMAL VOICE] SEE? I TOUCHED THE GUITAR,
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
[CRASHING]
[COOBER YIPS]
THAT GUITAR WAS NOT PROPERLY HUNG.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS.
- I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE POTATOES.
- NO, I MEAN DATING A GIRL YOU DON'T LIKE
JUST CAUSE HER DAD IS SHAWN QUINCY.
LOOK, YOU NEED TO BE HONEST AND BREAK UP WITH HER.
- RIGHT. WHEN?
- TONIGHT.
- BUT-- BUT IT'S THE GIRL'S BIRTHDAY.
- UH-HUH.
IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL HER?
OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PERFORM YOUR SONG AT HER PARTY
IN FRONT OF HER DAD?
- THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT, AND SHAWN QUINCY'S
GOING TO BE THERE?
- YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
- ANDRE, I WOULD NEVER BE PUSHY,
BUT WHEN AND WHERE IS THIS PARTY?
'CAUSE I'M GOING!
- TELL HER NOTHING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST FOLLOW HIM.
- [SCOFFS] TRINA!
- LATER! GOT TO GO PUT ON YOUR PURPLE DRESS!
- LOOK, I KNOW IT'S WRONG FOR ME TO DATE HOPE
JUST SO I CAN GET HER DAD TO HEAR MY MUSIC.
- WAY WRONG!
- BUT THE LAST THREE MUSIC ARTISTS HE SIGNED?
PLATINUM ALBUMS, GRAMMY AWARDS, SUPERSTARS!
- IT'S STILL WRONG! - ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I SHOULD DUMP HOPE TONIGHT
BEFORE I GET THE CHANCE TO SING IN FRONT OF HER DAD?
- IF YOU WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING, YES, DUMP HER TONIGHT.
- WHAT IF I SAID YOU COULD SING THE SONG WITH ME?
- DUMP HER TOMORROW!
♪♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- HEY, HOPE. - THERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
- YEAH, SHE SO MEAN.
- HEY, HOPE. - WHAT'S UP, BABY?
- WHY DID YOU BRING HER?
- YOU SAID I COULD BRING ANYONE I WANTED, SO--
- OH, JUST BE QUIET!
- ALL RIGHT, SO YOUR PARTY SEEMS TO BE KINDA--
- NO!
I SAID SPICY TUNA!
THAT'S REGULAR TUNA, AND I WANT IT SPICY!
- OH, SHE'S SO SWEET.
- OH MY CHIZ!
- WHAT?
- HOPE'S DAD.
- SHAWN QUINCY!
- ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL GUYS
IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS, AND LOOK WHO HE'S WITH!
- OH MY GOD, THAT'S TREY DIRTY! - UH-HUH.
- SO I'M THINKING WE DROP THE ALBUM
BEFORE THE VIDEO COMES OUT.
THAT WAY WE CAN MAKE SURE--
- HEEEEYYY, SHAWN QUINCY.
- I'M TRINA VEGA, AND THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
- OH, NO.
- I TOLD HER NOT TO COME.
- I'M A SINGER AND A DANCER.
AND IF YOU GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE,
I SWEAR I WILL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH MY TALENT.
AH. OH...
YEAH, NO, MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE BEST TIME,
BUT JUST TEXT ME AFTER THE PARTY.
♪ NO, PLEASE DON'T CARRY ME AWAY ♪
- HEY. - OH.
- YOU AND I NEED TO TALK.
- OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
YOU YANKED MY ARM!
- ARE YOU SASSING ME?
- OK, THAT'S IT!
- WHAT?
- I AM SASSING YOU!
SASSITY SASS, SASS, SASS!
- ANDRE!
- LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO WRECK YOUR BIRTHDAY,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.
- ARE-- ARE YOU TRYING TO DUMP ME?
- WELL, YEAH. IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU.
- IT IS NOT COOL.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO EMBARRASS ME
AT MY OWN SUSHI BIRTHDAY PARTY!
- WHA-- WHAT DOES SUSHI GOT TO DO WITH IT?
- YOU WANT TO BREAK UP TOMORROW, FINE.
- BUT TONIGHT, YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM A SONG AT MY PARTY
LIKE YOU PROMISED.
- HEY, HOW WE DOING?
- SHUT UP!
- DID YOU HEAR WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
I TRIED TO DUMP HER.
- YEAH, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
- AND SHE STILL WANTS ME TO SING IN FRONT OF HER DADDY.
TRINA: [GRUNTING]
OH, WAIT! WAIT!
TORI, TORI TELL THIS MAN YOU KNOW ME!
- AND YOU ARE?
- NO!
♪♪
[WHINES]
[OFF-KEY CHORD]
- DO YOU THINK MY MOM'S BOSS WILL NOTICE?
ROBBIE: CAT! HEY, CAT!
- WE'RE IN HERE.
- YOU CALLED ROBBIE?
- YEAH, SO HE CAN HELP US PUT UP THE GUITAR AND FIX THE WINDOW.
- ROBBIE CAN BARELY WORK THE ZIPPER ON HIS OWN PANTS.
- [LAUGHS]
- WHAT'S UP, LITTLE PIGEONS?
- HI.
- WHY DID YOU INVITE BECK?
- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME JADE WAS GOING TO BE HERE.
- I DIDN'T KNOW.
- I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE TONIGHT.
- WHY DID YOU THINK THAT?
- IT SAID SO ON YOUR SLAPPAGE.
- WHY ARE YOU STALKING MY SLAPPAGE?
- WHY DO YOU CARE?
- WHY IS ROBBIE'S ZIPPER DOWN?
- LOOK, LET'S JUST GET THIS STUPID GUITAR FIXED
AND HUNG BACK UP BEFORE CAT'S MOM'S BOSS GETS BACK.
- WE HAVE TO FIX THE WINDOW, TOO.
- OOH, I'LL FIND A WINDOW REPAIR COMPANY USING THE NEW FEATURE
ON MY PEARPHONE.
[BEEPS] I NEED A WINDOW REPAIR COMPANY IN BEVERLY HILLS.
[BEEPS] PHONE: CHECKING FOR ADULT DIAPERS.
- NO, THAT WAS MY LAST SEARCH.
♪♪
[FEEDBACK] - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
OK, UM, THIS IS A SONG FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I'LL BE SINGING WITH MY GOOD FRIEND, HERE, TORI VEGA.
CROWD MEMBER 1: I LOVE HER!
CROWD MEMBER 2: WE LOVE YOU, TORI.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE.
- BLEGH.
- AND THANK YOU FOR THAT REACTION.
OK.
- AND, UH, LET ME SAY, IT'S A HUGE HONOR
FOR US TO PERFORM IN THE SAME ROOM
AS MR. SHAWN QUINCY...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
... A MAN THAT-- - OH, JUST SING IT!
[FEEDBACK]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ ALL MY ATTENTION, BABY ♪
- ♪ MY EXTRA TIME ♪
- ♪ THERE'S NOTHING I WON'T GIVE YOU, GIRL, IF YOU WERE MINE ♪
♪ 6 MILLION TIMES I'M THINKING ♪
- ♪ ABOUT YOUR FACE ♪
- ♪ YOU KNOW I'M CRAZY ABOUT YA ♪
- ♪ LET ME COUNT THE WAYS ♪
- ♪ TOO MANY GIRLS I'M CHASING ♪
♪ I HAD MY FUN-- ♪ - ♪ MY FUN-- ♪
- ♪ BUT ALL THE TIME WAS WASTING ♪
♪ GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONE ♪
♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN TO YOUR LOVE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE, GIRL ♪
♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN ♪
- ♪ I'M FALLING FAST ♪
- ♪ DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LAST, GIRL ♪
- ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪ - ♪ WAIT A MINUTE ♪
- ♪ WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ YEAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪
♪ WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ OOOOH ♪
[OFF-KEY] - ♪ OOOOH ♪
- ♪ 10, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ♪
♪ 9, YOU'RE AMAZING ♪
♪ 8, SO CONTAGIOUS-- ♪
- ♪ EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU ♪
- ♪ 6, YOU'RE A STAR 5, WHO YOU ARE ♪
♪ 4, 3, WHEN YOU WANT ME ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I WANT YOU, TOO? ♪
[OFF-KEY] - ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE AND ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE AND YOU'RE THE ONE AND ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪ - ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE ♪
- ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONE ♪ NO! JUST ONE SECOND!
- ♪ COUNTDOWN TO YOUR LOVE ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE, GIRL. ♪
♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN ♪
- ♪ TO YOUR LOVE ♪ OH!
- ♪ DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LAST NOW ♪
- I DON'T-- LET GO! - ♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN TO YOUR LOVE ♪
[OFF-KEY] - ♪ YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE, GIRL ♪
- ♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN I'M FALLING FAST ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LAST, NOW ♪
- ♪ WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ YEAH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
♪ WAIT A MINUTE ♪ - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE - ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪
- ♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪♪
♪♪
- YEAH! - WHOO!
- YEAH, ANDRE!
- THANKS FOR FIXING THE WINDOW.
- YEAH, AND WE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOUR LACK OF HAIR.
[MUTTERING] - GOOD BYE.
- GUITAR ALL GOOD UP THERE?
- YEPPER-DE-DO - YEAH, AND LOOK,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE IT BROKE. - NOPE.
- YAY! MY MOM'S BOSS WILL NEVER KNOW ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED.
- WHOA, IS THIS A REAL HUMAN SKULL?
- YEAH, GIVE IT SO I CAN PUT IT BACK.
- NO, I'M LOOKING AT IT. - ROBBIE, GIVE IT TO ME.
- NO, JADE-- - ROBBIE, STOP, WE DON'T HAVE TIME!
- JUST LET ME SEE IT! - FINE!
- [CAT GASPS]
- AH! - [CAT SQUEALS]
[COOBER WHIMPERS]
[CAT WHIMPERING]
- DON'T CRY.
- BUT-- [INTERCOM BUZZ]
- I HEARD A BUZZ.
- ZIP UP YOUR PANTS.
[INTERCOM BEEP] - HELLO?
[ON INTERCOM]: - CAT? IT'S CARL GIBBONS.
I FORGOT MY KEY. WOULD YOU BUZZ ME IN?
- IT'S MY MOM'S BOSS.
CARL GIBBONS [ON INTERCOM]: COULD YOU BUZZ ME IN?
- UM, SURE, I COULD--
OR MAYBE YOU COULD GO TO EUROPE FOR TWO WEEKS.
CARL GIBBONS [ON INTERCOM]: CAT, BUZZ ME IN.
[VOICE STRAINED] - K-- K.
[SOBBING]
- CAT-- - IT'LL BE OK.
- WHEN HE GETS UP HERE, WE'LL JUST EXPLAIN THAT--
[RUMBLING]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING? - EARTHQUAKE!
- OKAY, EVERYBODY DOWN! COVER YOUR HEADS!
- [ROBBIE SCREAMS]
[BARKING]
- [CAT SQUEALS]
ALL: [SCREAMING]
- EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE!
- PROTECT MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
SOMEBODY PROTECT MY BIRTH--
[MUMBLING]
[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]
CARL GIBBONS: CAT? CAT?
CAT.
- HI, MR. GIBBONS.
SOME STUFF BROKE.
- I KNOW, I-- I FELT THE EARTHQUAKE
WHEN I WAS COMING UP THE STAIRS.
YOU KIDS OK? -YES, SIR.
- WE'RE FINE. - I'M ROBBIE!
- I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR GUITAR AND YOUR LAMP AND YOUR TABLE.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
- BUT-- - CAT!
MR. GIBBONS ISN'T MAD AT US,
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE EARTHQUAKE CAUSED ALL THIS DAMAGE.
- YEAH, WE CAN ONLY BLAME THE EARTH.
- AND ITS QUAKING.
- OF COURSE. I'M JUST RELIEVED THAT-- [BARKS]
THAT COOBER AND YOU KIDS ARE OK.
SON, YOUR ZIPPER.
- JIMINY!
- DADDY, MY HEAD HURTS.
- YES, BABY.
- FEEL BETTER, HOPE.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HOPE: SHUT UP!
- SHE'LL BE OK, BUT SHE DOES HAVE A MILD CONCUSSION.
I ASSUME YOU'LL WANT TO MEET HER AT THE HOSPITAL?
- OOH, WELL... I COULD.
OR WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAR ANDRE AND TORI
SING THAT SONG AGAIN, HUH?
- US?
- YES.
♪♪
- ♪ COUNTDOWN TO YOUR LOVE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE, GIRL ♪
♪ IT'S A COUNTDOWN I'M FALLING FAST ♪
♪ YOU'RE NUMBER ONE ♪
♪ WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE ♪
♪ OH-OH, OH, OH, OH-OH ♪♪
♪ DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE NO ONE ELSE, NO ONE ELSE ♪
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
- WHOO!
- ♪ WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE TO MAKE YOU COME CLOSER TO ME? ♪
♪ I'LL TRY 365 DAYS ♪
♪ 365 WAYS TO GET TO YOU ♪♪
MAN: MMM.
ROBBIE: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A BOUSAY.
♪♪