[MUSIC PLAYING]
- WHY IS SIKOWITZ ALWAYS LATE TO CLASS?
- MAYBE WE CAN TRY AND ACTING SCENE ON OUR OWN?
- AH, OH, WHAT IF WE ACT OUT THE FINAL SCENE FROM "TITANIC"?
WHEN THE BOAT SINKS.
OH, MY GOD. I JUST GAVE AWAY THE ENDING.
SPOILER ALERT! [LAUGHS]
- YOU KNOW, WHENEVER SHE STARTS TALKING,
I THINK TO MYSELF, MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL SENSE.
I'M ALWAYS WRONG.
[PHONE EMITTING SOUNDS]
[ALL GROANING]
- COME ON, MAN. WHY WON'T IT...?
- YOUR PHONE'S MAKING NOISE. - I THINK SHE KNOWS THAT.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE KNOWS. - I KNOW YOU'RE BEING OBNOXIOUS.
- OH.
- WHY DOES IT KEEP-- ROBBIE, WOULD YOU
PLEASE UNPLUG THAT CORD, COUNT TO THREE,
AND THEN PLUG IT BACK IN? - SURELY, GIRLY.
ONE, I LOVE GRANDMA.
TWO, I LOVE GRANDMA.
- PLUG IT IN!
- THANKS. - WHY IS YOUR PHONE ALL JACKED?
- YOU TELL ME. IT SHOULD WORK FINE.
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED IT IN THE TOILET?
- ONLY THREE.
ANYWAY, NOW IT WON'T STAY CHARGED,
SO I HAVE TO KEEP IT PLUGGED IN ALL THE TIME.
- JUST GET A NEW PHONE. - DON'T GIVE HER ADVICE.
- I WAS JUST-- - WELL, DON'T.
- MAN, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. - BLAH.
- MY FATHER'S EMBARRASSED OF ME.
- YOU REALLY SHOULD JUST GET A NEW PEARPHONE.
- IF I BUY A NEW PEARPHONE NOW, I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER GX.
BUT PEOPLE SAY THE PEARPHONE XT MIGHT COME OUT NEXT MONTH.
- THEY ANNOUNCED IT? - NO, BUT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
TELL US THIS WEEK WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
- SO YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT
OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
GIRL, YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
- JUST BUY ANOTHER GX.
- NO, IF I BUY THE GX, THEN THE NEW XT
WILL COME OUT THE NEXT DAY.
AND THEN, I'LL BE STUCK WITH THE STUPID GX
WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS THE COOL NEW XT.
- HEY, IF WE'RE GOING TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT TORI'S PHONE,
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE ME TO A CAR DOOR
SO I CAN SLAM MY FACE IN IT?
- I HAVE A CAR. - OH.
- HEY, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
- IS IT ABOUT THE NEW PEARPHONE XT?
- NO, SIT DOWN.
YOU GUYS KNOW THAT GAME SHOW I INVENTED, QUERIES FOR COUPLES?
- QUERIES? - WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAME SHOW?
- WELL, I MET WITH THE PEOPLE FROM GAMEGOOBER.COM
AND TOLD THEM ABOUT THE IDEA AND THEY WANT TO DO IT.
- GREAT, BYE. - WAIT, I'M DOING A REHEARSAL
OF THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT FOR THE GUY WHO RUNS GAME GOOBER.
- HARVEY GOOBENSTEIN? - YEP.
AND I WANT ALL YOU GUYS TO COME, EVEN ROBBIE.
[CHATTER]
I'LL TEXT EVERYONE THE DEETS.
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA.
WHOO HOO HOO HOO! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA.
[PHONE EMITTING SOUNDS]
- OH.
- ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T TAKE THAT PHONE ANYMORE.
- WILL YOU FIX THAT CHIZ?
[CHATTER]
- OK. FINE, I'LL JUST UNPLUG IT.
- [YELLING]
[MOANING]
- OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OK?
- YEAH. - WOULD YOU PLUG IT BACK IN?
- [GROANS]
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHATTER]
[MIC FEEDBACK]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO NORTHRIDGE.
[APPLAUSE]
- HEH HEH! MY GIRLS. UH-HUH.
- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AT THE FIRST REHEARSAL
OF MY VERY OWN GAME SHOW, QUERIES FOR COUPLES.
[APPLAUSE]
- WOULD YOU PASS THIS DOWN? I NEED TO PLUG IN MY PHONE.
HI, A LITTLE HELP? - A LITTLE HELP.
HELP MY FRIEND TORI PLUG IN HER PHONE.
- THANKS, GUYS.
- UM, BEFORE WE START, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
THE WONDERFUL MAN WHO RUNS GAMEGOOBER.COM,
MR. HARVEY GOOBENSTEIN.
[APPLAUSE]
AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO PLAY...
- SINJIN'S GAME SHOW!
- IT'S CALLED QUERIES FOR COUPLES.
WALL.
[THEME SONG]
[APPLAUSE]
NOW, LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
COUPLE NUMBER ONE HAILS FROM BURBANK.
- HEY, HEY, RAG TOP.
- EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.
- HEY, NORTHRIDGE,
WOULD YOU JUST PLUG IT INTO THAT WALL THERE?
THANKS. - HUH?
- SOME GIRLS AREN'T SO SMART.
- UH-HUH.
YAY, MY PHONE CAME ON.
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] YAY, MY PHONE CAME ON.
OH, MAN.
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] OH, MAN.
- YOU GOT THE TALKING REGGIE APP?
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] YOU GOT THE TALKING REGGIE APP?
- YES.
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] YES.
- TURN IT OFF. - SHUT UP.
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] SHUT UP.
[RECORDING] OUCH.
- OK, MR. GOOBENSTEIN FEELS THAT A GAME SHOW SHOULD HAVE
BETTER LOOKING CONTESTANTS. - HE'S NOT WRONG.
- SO I'M GOING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOU GUYS.
[THEME SONG]
GO ON.
DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
IT'S JUST YOUR APPEARANCES.
NOW, UH...
WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE BE MY TEST COUPLES?
- BUT NONE OF US ARE DATING EXCEPT FOR BECK AND JADE.
- THAT'S OK. WILL YOU GUYS DO IT?
- WELL, I-- - DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME, TORI.
OK, IT'S TIME TO PLAY--
- [SADLY] QUERIES FOR COUPLES.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
[THEME SONG]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LIVE FROM NORTHRIDGE, IT'S QUERIES FOR COUPLES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- WE'RE NOT REALLY A COUPLE. - SHUSH.
NOW, SAY HELLO TO OUR QUERY GIRL, TRINA VEGA.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- HELLO, SINJIN.
- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK.
- I'LL TALK IF I WANT TO TALK.
- OK, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST QUERY
FOR COUPLE NUMBER ONE.
[APPLAUSE]
ANDRE, CAT HAS BAD BREATH. - [GASPS]
- IT'S JUST PRETEND. - [LAUGHS]
- DO YOU, A, TELL HER SHE HAS BAD BREATH, B, IGNORE IT
BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER OR, C, DUMP HER?
CAT, GO AHEAD AND USE YOUR CORDED REMOTE
TO SECRETLY CHOOSE WHAT YOU THINK ANDRE'S ANSWER SHOULD BE.
- OK. B.
- CAT, YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD.
- THAT'S OK, THIS IS JUST REHEARSAL.
ANDRE, YOUR ANSWER.
- I'M GOING TO GO WITH B.
[BELL DINGS] - YAY.
- EASY NOW, DON'T START
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FINISH. - [LAUGHS]
- OK, OUR NEXT QUERY IS FOR TORI AND ROBBIE.
- I SAY THAT. - WELL, I SHOULD
GET TO SAY SOMETHING. - NO!
NOW, LET'S LOOK AT HER QUERY FOR TORI AND ROBBIE.
TORI, ROBBIE HAS A PIMPLE ON HIS BACK THAT HE CAN'T REACH.
- THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME.
- NOT REALLY MY BOYFRIEND.
- DO YOU A, TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR, B,
WAIT FOR THE PIMPLE TO EXPLODE ON ITS OWN OR, C,
POP IT FOR HIM?
ROBBIE LOCK IN THE ANSWER YOU THINK TORI WILL CHOOSE.
- HMM, WHAT WILL MY GIRLFRIEND TORI SAY? AH!
- SO TORI, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT BACK ZIT?
- WELL, I THINK THAT I WOULD CHOOSE A, TAKE HIM TO A DOCTOR.
[APPLAUSE]
- AND ROBBIE PREDICTED YOU'D SAY, C, POP IT FOR HIM.
[BUZZER]
- GROSS. - MY MOM DOES IT FOR ME.
- WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE SCREAMS IN HER SLEEP.
- AND NOW, FOR OUR FINAL COUPLE BECK AND JADE.
[APPLAUSE]
YOUR QUERY IS--
[PHONE EMITTING SOUNDS]
[ON PHONE] - HELLO? TORI?
- YOU'RE TAKING A PHONE CALL NOW?
- BUT I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS ANSWER.
I'M SORRY MY PHONE IS VERY BROKEN.
MOM, I CAN'T TALK NOW.
[ON PHONE] - CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- HI, MRS. VEGA.
[ON PHONE] - HELLO? TORI?
- TURN IT OFF. - I'M PRESSING END CALL.
[ON PHONE] - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
- MOM, JUST HANG UP.
[ON PHONE] - I'M AT THE DRUG STORE.
DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU SOME MORE OINTMENT?
- I HAVE SOME OINTMENT IF YOU NEED IT.
- PLEASE READ THE NEXT QUERY.
- OK, BECK AND JADE, YOUR QUERY IS,
YOU'RE STRANDED ON A BOAT IN THE OCEAN.
- I DON'T GO IN THE OCEAN.
- JUST LET HIM FINISH THE QUESTION.
- I DON'T LIKE THE OCEAN. - GUYS.
- WE ARE TRYING TO HELP OUR FRIEND WITH HIS GAME SHOW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS IN THIRD GRADE
AND I WENT INTO THE OCEAN.
- THE DOLPHIN WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY.
- I LOVE DOLPHINS. THEY EAT FISH AND DO TRICKS
AND I SAW ONE IN A MOVIE THAT SOLVES CRIMES.
- OH, YEAH. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT MOVIE?
- DETECTIVE BLOWHOLE. - OH, YEAH.
[DOLPHIN SOUNDS] - THAT'S RIGHT.
- I'M TRYING TO ASK BECK AND JADE A QUERY.
- DOLPHINS CREEP ME OUT SO I WILL NOT GO IN THE OCEAN.
- JUST SAY A, B, OR C! - B!
- MAYBE IT WAS A. - I DON'T CARE!
- I'M NOT HAPPY WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP!
[MIC FEEDBACK]
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE OF QUERIES FOR COUPLES.
- STARRING TRINA. - STOP IT!
[ON PHONE] - TORI, DO YOU WANT
THE OINTMENT OR THE FOAM?
- OINTMENT. WAIT, THEY HAVE FOAM?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- WHAT UP, GIRLFRIEND? MMM!
- STOP PRETENDING WE'RE A COUPLE.
THE GAME SHOW IS OVER.
- UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE GETTING SNIPPY
WITH YOUR PRETEND BOYFRIEND WHO FIXED
YOUR PEARPHONE SO IT WORKS WITHOUT AN EXTENSION CORD.
- YOU FIXED IT? - YEP.
YOUR MOBILE PHONE IS ONCE AGAIN MOBILE.
- WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS THIS?
- CAR BATTERIES FROM A VOLVO.
- SO I'M SUPPOSED TO LUG AROUND
THESE GIANT CAR BATTERIES TO POWER MY PHONE?
- OR YOU COULD JUST BUY A NEW PEARPHONE GX
TO REPLACE THAT ONE. - NO! IF I BUY ANOTHER GX,
I GUARANTEE YOU THE NEW XT WILL COME OUT LIKE THE NEXT DAY.
AND THEN, I'LL BE THE DUMB PRETURD WITH THE GX,
WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS THE COOL NEW XT.
- TAKE IT EASY, BABY. - ROBBIE.
- HEY, TORI.
- HEY, SINJ-- SINJIN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- WELL, AFTER THE SHOW LAST NIGHT,
I WENT TO THE PARKING LOT
TO GIVE BECK AND JADE THEIR TROPHY
FOR BEING VOTED WORST COUPLE,
AND JADE RAN OVER ME.
- SHE RAN OVER YOU? - JUST MY LEGS.
WILL YOU GIVE THIS TO BECK OR JADE?
- SURE. SO, IS THAT GOOBENSTEIN GUY
GOING TO PUT YOUR GAME SHOW ON HIS WEBSITE?
- I'M NOT SURE. - WELL, WHAT'D HE SAY?
- NOTHING. HE JUST SPIT IN MY APPLE JUICE.
- THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN. - HARD TO SAY.
- NO. - OH, THERE'S BECK AND JADE.
- NO, NOT JADE. [YELLING]
ROBBIE, COME DRAG ME AWAY.
[YELLING]
[SCHOOL BELL]
- [GROANS]
- JUST GET ANOTHER PEARPHONE GX.
- I AM WAITING FOR THE XT.
- I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT IT. - NO, WE'RE NOT.
- HE'S KIDNAPPING ME! YOU ALL SEE IT!
KIDNAPPER, KIDNAPPER! LET GO!
KIDNAPPER.
- THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
- RIGHT, WHAT'S FUNNY IS YOU FREAKING OUT
OVER A DUMB GAME SHOW.
- WE WERE VOTED WORST COUPLE.
AND THE OTHER TWO COUPLES WEREN'T EVEN REAL COUPLES.
AND ONE HAD ROBBIE IN IT.
- WHY DO YOU CARE IF WE WERE VOTED WORST COUPLE?
- IT'S A MATTER OF-- - [GASPS]
IS THIS A CLOSET PARTY?
LOOK, I HAVE SPOONS. - CAT, COME HERE.
WE NEED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING.
- ON GLOBAL WARMING? - NO.
- 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
- CAT. - SERIOUSLY.
I WENT TO THE MOVIES THE OTHER NIGHT, AND IT WAS SO COLD.
- CAT! - HI.
- WE NEED YOUR OPINION ON US. - WHY NOT JUST ASK A MONKEY?
- I SAW A MOVIE ABOUT A MONKEY.
HE WORE GLASSES AND CARRIED A GUN.
- DON'T YOU THINK JADE AND I FIGHT A LOT?
- SURE. - YEAH, BUT ALL BOYFRIENDS
AND GIRLFRIENDS FIGHT A LOT, DON'T THEY?
- WELL, SOMETIMES. BUT-- - YES OR NO?
- [SCREAM] - LET HER TALK.
- YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME TALK. - CAN I GO NOW?
- NO! WHAT IS YOUR POINT HERE ANYWAY?
- I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I CAN TALK TO
WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A SCREAMING MATCH.
- YEAH, WELL I'D LIKE A BOYFRIEND WHO OTHER GIRLS
DON'T STARE AT ALL THE TIME.
- I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLOSET PARTY.
- HOW IS IT MY FAULT GIRLS STARE AT ME?
- YOU COULDN'T LOOK WORSE IF YOU WANTED TO.
- I'M UNDER MY BED. I'M UNDER MY BED. I'M UNDER MY BED.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW JEALOUS YOU GET.
- OH, OH, SO YOU THINK I'M UGLY?
- WHAT? WHO-- DID I SAY SHE WAS UGLY?
- NO, CAT THINK WE'RE A PERFECT COUPLE.
- CAT, ARE JADE AND I A PERFECT COUPLE?
- DON'T ANSWER THAT! - ANSWER IT!
- SAY NOTHING! - COME ON!
- YOU COME ON! - [SCREAMS]
- WELL, YOU MADE CAT FAINT.
- I'M LATE FOR CLASS.
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FINISH THIS SOONER OR LATER.
- LATER.
- HI.
- HEY, LUTHER, SOMEBODY SPILLED A SODA
ON THE FLOOR IN THE GYM AND...
OH, LUTHER, WHY?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- I'LL CALL IT.
- FULL BOAT, JACKS OVER QUEENS. I WIN.
- BOO! - COME ON, NOW.
- AW, DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M LUCKY AND PRETTY.
- BUT CAN WE HATE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE CONCEITED AND UNTALENTED?
- YOU GUYS, I FEEL BAD THAT WE DIDN'T INVITE
BECK TO PLAY CARDS WITH US.
- IF YOU INVITE BECK YOU GET JADE TOO.
- AND THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING. - I DON'T WANT TO BE
SITTING HERE PLAYING CARDS WHILE THEY SCREAM AT EACH OTHER.
- ALL RIGHT, LADIES, ARE WE GOING TO CHIT-CHAT
OR PLAY SOME CARDS? - CARDS.
- LET'S DO IT. [PHONE RINGING]
OH, WAIT ONE SEC.
[PHONE RINGING]
HELLO.
[YELLING]
AAH!
[GASPS]
- WHO WAS IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS TOO BUSY BEING ELECTROCUTED TO HEAR.
- THE WORST THOSE BATTERIES COULD GIVE YOU IS A MILD SHOCK.
[YELLING]
- JUST BUY YOURSELF ANOTHER PEARPHONE GX.
- NO, IF I BUY ANOTHER GX THEY'RE GOING TO ANNOUNCE
THE XT THE NEXT DAY,
AND THEN, EVERYONE WILL HAVE A NEW XT,
AND I'LL BE STUCK WITH A STUPID GX.
- MAN, I'M SO SICK OF HEARING THAT.
- WELL, THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU GUYS TO MOCK ME SIMULTANEOUSLY.
- IS IT MY TURN TO DEAL? - YEP. DO IT.
- OK, LOOK. MY UNCLE DUKE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO SHUFFLE CARDS WITH ONE HAND. READY?
LOOK IT. SCHMOZZLE.
[DOORBELL]
- I GOT IT. - YEAH, GET IT.
[DOORBELL]
COMING.
[DOORBELL]
OH, GREAT.
IT'S, IT'S YOU GUYS.
- SEE? THEY'RE ALL HERE.
I TOLD YOU THEY'D ALL BE HERE.
- LISTEN, I AM SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T
INVITE YOU GUYS TO PLAY, BUT, UH--
- TELL HER WHY YOU DIDN'T INVITE US TO PLAY.
- WELL, 'CAUSE...
WE WERE PLANNING YOUR SURPRISE PARTY.
- WHAT? - ALL RIGHT.
WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU GUYS TO PLAY,
BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE ALWAYS SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER,
AND IT MAKES EVERYBODY FEEL AWKWARD, AND MAKES CAT FAINT,
AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ROBBIE CRY.
- ONE TIME. I CRIED ONE TIME.
SIX.
SIX TIMES.
- SEE? WE FIGHT SO MUCH,
EVEN OUR FRIENDS DON'T WANT US AROUND.
- TORI'S NOT MY FRIEND, I ONLY TOLERATE ROBBIE,
NO ONE LIKES TRINA, AND CAT'S BASICALLY A PET.
- ARF.
- ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO LET HER SAY THAT NOBODY LIKES ME?
- SO, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PLAY CARDS WITH US?
- LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME.
- SO YOU WANT TO BREAK UP? - NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I'M JUST SAYING-- - UH, YOU GUYS MIGHT BREAK UP?
BECAUSE I'M NOT DATING ANYONE, AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT BECK AND I WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT--
- NEXT TIME IT'S A HAMMER.
COME ON, BECK, TAKE ME TO GET SOME FOOD.
- [SIGHS] I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING.
- OK, I'M GOING TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR,
AND I'M GOING TO COUNT TO TEN.
- DON'T FORGET THREE.
SOME PEOPLE FORGET IT.
- IF I GET TO TEN AND YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE,
I'M GOING HOME, AND WE'RE OVER.
ONE...
- I WOULD NEVER FIGHT WITH YOU.
- TWO, THREE...
[APPLAUDS]
FOUR... - [SIGHS]
- FIVE... - [GROANS]
- SIX... - AAH!
- [GROANS] - TRINA!
- COME ON. JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.
- NO, STOP! GET OFF!
- ONE CHANCE! - NO!
- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I'M A REALLY FUN GIRL.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT. - AM SO. GOOD LOOKING!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP! STOP!
- SEVEN, EIGHT...
NINE...
TEN.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
- LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS.
- YEAH, LET'S PLAY.
- I'LL PICK UP THE CARDS.
- MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL 52.
- KAY-KAY. ONE, TWO, FOUR...
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,
EIGHT, NINE, TEN, 11.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- AND TEXT MESSAGE SENT.
- WHERE'S THE BATTERY CART I MADE YOU?
- DON'T NEED IT. I WENT TO THE PEAR STORE
AND JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER GX. - GOOD.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO WAIT FOR THE NEW XT?
- OH, WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT PHONE WILL COME OUT?
I MEAN, IT COULD BE MONTHS. - TRUE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. - YOU KNOW?
I NEEDED A NEW PHONE NOW, AND THE GX IS FINE.
AND LOOK I ALREADY INSTALLED TALKING REGGIE.
YO, WHAT UP, REGGIE?
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] YO, WHAT UP, REGGIE?
- HEY, YOU GUYS.
DID YOU SEE JADE AND BECK'S PROFILES ON THE SLAP?
- I DID. - YEP.
- WHAT DO THEY SAY?
- NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.
- WOW, THEN I GUESS IT'S OFFICIAL.
THEY'RE BROKEN UP.
- DOES MY THUMB LOOK SPANISH?
- HEY, LOOK WHAT I GOT, EVERYONE.
- THE NEW PEARPHONE XT? - YEP.
- WHAT? NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!
- UH-HUH. THEY JUST HIT THE PEAR STORE THIS MORNING.
- I GOT ONE TOO. - OH!
- SAME HERE. - UH-HUH.
- I GOT ONE. - I GOT A BLUE ONE...
WITH UNLIMITED TEXTING.
- AH, JAM IT!
BYE-BYE.
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] BYE-BYE.
OH!
[HIGH-PITCHED RECORDING] OH.
- ♪ BRIGHT SMILE ALWAYS GLOWS PEARLY WHITES WITH A BUTTON NOSE ♪
♪ AND I KNOWS EVERYONE IS GONNA LOVE ME NOW A LIFE ON A STREET ♪
♪ IS A NAIL ON THE HEAD IT'S BETTER THAN FIXING THE ROOF BUT INSTEAD ♪
♪ IT'S CURRENTLY PACKED AND THEY'RE PROBABLY SINGING ALONG ♪
♪ OH, WHAT A GIRL WHAT IS SHE SINGING? THIS IS MY SONG ♪
♪ I'M THE BIGGEST BANG WITH THE MOSTEST ZING IF YOU'RE THE HAND ♪
♪ I'M THE DIAMOND RING BY THE WAY, I'M HERE FOR THE SONG AND THE DANCE ♪
♪ SO GIVE ME ONE, JUST ONE, I'VE ALREADY WON ALL I NEED IS JUST ONE CHANCE ♪ WHOO!
[BELL DINGS]
- MMM!
CAT: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLOSET PARTY.