- OKAY.
OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I REALLY THINK?
- ANA, PUT THE FORK DOWN.
JUST PUT IT DOWN.
- YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?
- IS IT EATING TUNA FISH ON A FERRIS WHEEL?
'CAUSE I DID THAT ONCE, AND I THREW UP ON A BIRD.
- SHH. SHE'S REHEARSING A SCENE.
- YEAH, MY FATHER'S A DEADBEAT, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE
ME BLAME HIM FOR WHAT I AM, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO ME!
YOU'RE GARBAGE!
[FAKE CRYING]
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
- YOU. THE SCENE YOU WERE DOING.
- RIGHT? WASN'T IT RIDICULOUS?
- OH, SURE, GO AHEAD, LAUGH AT MY ACTING.
- OH, TORI, WE'RE NOT LAUGHING AT YOUR ACTING,
WE'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTING.
- WHAT SCENE WERE YOU DOING?
- IT'S FOR A ROLE IN A MOVIE ABOUT A TEENAGER
WHOSE PARENTS SEND HER TO A HOME FOR TROUBLED GIRLS.
- OH.
ONE TIME MY BROTHER WENT TO A HOME FOR TROUBLED GIRLS.
- WHY? - TO MEET TROUBLED GIRLS.
- YOU KNOW, BUS STATIONS ARE GOOD FOR THAT.
- HEY!
MY AUDITION IS NEXT TUESDAY. - SO?
- SO, TELL ME WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT MY ACTING IN THE SCENE.
- LOOK, YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR, BUT YOU'RE STILL
PLAYING THE SCENE TOO SAFE.
- TOTALLY AGREE.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TROUBLED TEEN GIRL ON THE EDGE,
AND TO PLAY THAT KIND OF EMOTION YOU CAN'T JUST BE
YOUR USUAL... PRISSY LITTLE TORI.
- PRISSY?
- THE BIRD DIED.
MY THROW UP GOT IN HIS EYES,
AND HE FLEW INTO A ROLLER COASTER.
- [CLEARING THROAT] YOU WANT TO GET THIS ROLE?
YOU NEED LESS PRISS, AND MORE RISK.
MAKE US BELIEVE YOU'RE DANGEROUS.
ON THE EDGE. HMM?
- OKAY. OKAY.
I'M DANGEROUS. RISKY.
OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
GO. ACTION!
- ANA, JUST TELL ME WHY YOU TRIED TO PUSH
YOUR UNCLE OFF THAT CLIFF?
- YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION,
I'LL RIP THAT PENCIL OUT OF YOUR HAND AND STICK IT
RIGHT IN YOUR NECK!
[LAUGHTER]
- OKAY, THAT DOES IT!
- OH!
MR. PURPLE!
- HEY, UH, SIKOWITZ, FOR OUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT,
DO YOU WANT US TO--
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
- ♪ HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN ♪
♪ FEELING LOST, BUT NOW AND THEN ♪
♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪
♪ OR WHAT IT WOULD COME TO IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, YOU'RE LOST IN THE MOMENT ♪
♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪
♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE, YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪
♪ NOT A FANTASY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE LIVING YOUR IMAGINATION ♪
♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪
♪ IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME ♪
♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪♪
- CHECK. - CHECK.
- I'LL CHECK.
- I'LL BET FIVE REDS.
- I CALL YOUR FIVE REDS, AND RAISE YOU TWO YELLOWS.
- YOU GOTTA PUT 'EM IN THE POT.
- KAY.
- SO, WHEN DO YOU AUDITION FOR THE MOVIE?
- TUESDAY. - YOU READY?
- I THOUGHT I WAS, UNTIL SIKOWITZ SAID MY AUDITION STINKS
'CAUSE I DON'T TAKE RISKS.
CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT?
- YES, YOU'RE BORING. - ABSOLUTELY.
- 100%. - YEP.
- I TAKE RISKS.
LIKE YESTERDAY, AT SCHOOL THERE WAS A LINE
FOR THE GIRL'S BATHROOM, SO I JUST WALKED
RIGHT INTO THE BOY'S BATHROOM.
YEP.
- YOU USED THE BOY'S BATHROOM?
- NO, IT WAS DISGUSTING IN THERE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
- WE'RE PLAYING CARDS. YOU IN OR OUT?
- UH--
- SHE'S IN.
- TORI? TORI, DID A PACKAGE COME FOR ME?
- NO. - AW.
- WHATCHA GETTIN'?
- I ORDERED THESE DELICIOUS NEW FAZZINI SHOES
WITH 10-INCH HEELS.
- WHO CAN WALK IN 10-INCH HEELS?
- AWESOME PEOPLE, LIKE ME.
WHERE'S MY PACKAGE? - I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE SHIPPING COMPANY?
- WHY DON'T YOU CALL MY BUTT?
- WHOSE TURN IS IT? - ME.
AND I'M IN. - CALL.
- AW, IT'S AN AUTOMATED HELP LINE.
LISTEN.
VOICE ON PHONE: TO TRACK A PACKAGE,
SAY OR SPEAK YOUR TRACKING NUMBER.
- UGH, NOW I HAVE TO FIND MY TRACKING NUMBER?
VOICE ON PHONE: YES.
- TURN OFF YOUR SPEAKERPHONE.
- WHY DON'T YOU TURN OFF YOUR BUTT?
- WHAT'S WITH HER AND BUTTS?
- JADE, GO.
- I BET FIVE REDS AND TWO YELLOWS,
AND I RAISE 14 BLUES.
- I'M OUT. - TOO MUCH CANDY.
- FORTISSIMO.
- HERE IT IS, TRACKING NUMBER
A-K-3-5...
H-J-1-4-7-7...
H-Y-7-F-L-4...
- 14 BLUES, ROBBIE. YOU IN?
- WELL, I HAVE GOOD CARDS, BUT I DON'T HAVE 14 BLUES.
- ME, NEITHER.
- THEN LET'S MAKE THIS INTERESTING.
- YEAH.
LET'S DRESS UP AS PIRATES.
[SIGH]
- IF ONE OF YOU GUYS WINS, YOU GET THE PILE.
BUT IF I WIN, YOU GET HAMMER TIME.
- HAMMER TIME? - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
- FOR ONE WEEK, ANYTIME I SEE YOU AND SAY HAMMER TIME,
YOU HAVE TO DO THE HAMMER DANCE.
- OKAY. IT'S A BET.
- AND I WILL ALSO BET.
- GOOD.
I GOT THREE QUEENS.
- AW, MAN, I HAD THREE NINES.
- CANASTA!
- WE'RE NOT PLAYING CANASTA.
- OH. THEN I LOST BAD.
- WOO-HOO!
BETTER GET YOUR DANCING SHOES READY, BOYS.
- ...6-Q-L-4-K-3...
2-A-M-T-5...
- AND ANYWAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE RISKS TO BE A GOOD ACTOR?
- BECAUSE ACTING IS ABOUT STEPPING
OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONES.
- ABOUT PUSHING YOUR EMOTIONS TO NEW PLACES.
- "OH, I'M BECK. I KNOW ABOUT ACTING.
I SAY WORDS."
- I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T JUST PRETEND TO BE PIRATES.
- I'LL PLAY PIRATES WITH YOU.
- NO.
I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU PLAY PIRATES.
- OKAY, SO I NEED TO LEARN TO TAKE RISKS.
WHAT DO I DO? - WELL--
- WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER TO THE GORILLA CLUB?
- UH-UH. - NO WAY.
- TORI VEGA IS NOT READY
FOR THE GORILLA CLUB. - I'M NOT?
YES, I AM. WHY AREN'T I?
I LOVE ANIMALS. GORILLA CLUB?
WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S JUST A FUN PLACE, WITH LOTS OF COOL THINGS TO DO.
- YEAH, COOL THINGS THAT'LL JANK YOU UP.
- OH, I AM NOT AFRAID OF A JANKING.
- TORI, TRUST ME,
THE GORILLA CLUB IS A DANGEROUS PLACE.
- ...A-L-5...
4-9-B-D-6.
- WILL YOU STOP THAT? - SHH!
THEY'RE ABOUT TO TELL ME WHERE MY PACKAGE IS!
VOICE ON PHONE: YOUR PACKAGE WAS DELIVERED
AT 8:21 PM.
- 8:21?
- IT'S 8:21 RIGHT NOW.
- OH!
I DON'T SEE THE-- OH!
- YOUR PACKAGE IS HERE!
[BELL RINGING]
- HEY, TRINA.
ARE THOSE FAZZINI SHOES?
- THEY SURE ARE.
WITH 10-INCH HEELS.
- THAT'S A HOT SHOE.
- I KNOW.
UM, I-I'M STILL LEARNING HOW TO WALK IN THEM.
DO YOU MIND?
- JUST GRAB ON.
- HEY, THERE. HI.
OH, OH, HEY.
FAZZINI SHOES. I'M WEARING 'EM.
THEY'RE MINE.
- UH, YEAH.
- AH, ELISE. HEY, ELISE.
- UM, ANDRE, RIGHT?
- ALL DAY. YEAH.
SO, UM, HERE'S WHAT'S UP. SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
MIGHT BE GOING TO THE GORILLA CLUB TONIGHT,
AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, I WAS THINKING
MAYBE ME AND YOU-- - HAMMER TIME.
- NOT NOW, ALL RIGHT? I'M TRYING TO TALK TO ELISE--
- STOP! HAMMER TIME.
[MUSIC PLAYING] - ♪ IT'S ON WHEN I GET ON THE FLOOR ♪
♪ START FROM THE TOP, THEN I DROP IT DOWN LOW ♪
♪ POPPIN' MY WRISTS, MY HIPS ♪
♪ YOU NEVER SEEN ANYBODY DO IT LIKE THIS ♪
♪ SO COOL... ♪♪
- I JUST-- WAIT! WAIT, ELISE!
DON'T WALK AWAY FROM A MAN WHILE HE'S HAMMER DANCING.
AW, I JUST-- AW!
- YEAH!
YEE-HAW!
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- OKAY. NOT SO BAD.
THIS PLACE LOOKS KINDA FUN.
- OH!
VOICE OVER SPEAKER: LOSER!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
- HANG ON, JACKSON!
- YEAH! OW! OW!
NO! DON'T!
LET GO! LET GO!
- [ROARING]
VOICE OVER SPEAKER: LOSER!
- PEOPLE LEAVE HERE ALIVE, RIGHT?
- SOMETIMES.
- I THINK I JUST STEPPED IN SOME BLOOD.
- HERE. SIGN 'EM.
- WHY DO WE HAVE TO SIGN THESE?
- IT JUST SAYS THAT IF YOU TRY ANY OF THE CHALLENGES HERE,
YOU WON'T SUE THE PLACE IF YOU GET DEAD.
- WELL, DO PEOPLE GET HURT HERE A LOT?
- A LOT? - YEAH.
- [SCREAMS]
- OH, THE BUNNY'S AVAILABLE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO-- - BUNNY!
- SO, WHICH OF THESE GAMES SHOULD I TRY?
- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU
NEED TO TRY ONE OF THESE GAMES.
- BUT I WANT TO TAKE A RISK.
- JUST BEING HERE IS A RISK.
- BUT-- - TRUST ME.
THE GAMES HERE ARE NOT FOR NICE, SWEET GIRLS.
[CAT CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
- I'M RIDING A GIANT BUNNY!
[CAT LAUGHING]
- I'M GONNA TRY THE BALLS OF PAIN.
- NO-- NO. NO WAY.
YOU GET HIT BY ONE OF THOSE THINGS, IT HURTS.
BAD. - I'M NOT SCARED.
I'M A RISK TAKER.
WHOA! - HEY-- RISK TAKER?
REALLY?
[LAUGHTER]
- SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING ON THE BUNNY!
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU HEAR THE BUZZER,
YOU RUN TO THIS SIDE, GRAB A RING,
RUN IT BACK OVER THERE.
YOUR GOAL IS GET 3 RINGS ON THE PEG IN 30 SECONDS.
- EASY. LET'S GO!
- YOU REALIZE THOSE BIG 40-POUND BALLS ARE GOING TO BE
SWINGING BACK AND FORTH, RIGHT?
- RISK. IT'S ALL ABOUT RISK.
- FIVE SECONDS.
ALL: 4, 3, 2, 1.
[BELL RINGING]
- OKAY. I GOT THIS.
I GOT THIS! NO, I DON'T!
I DON'T GOT-- WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE I COME. HERE I--
- LOSER! - LOSER!
VOICE OVER SPEAKER: LOSER!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YES?
THAT GAME IS IMPOSSIBLE.
[CAT LAUGHING] - OH, RINGS.
[BELL RINGING]
- I'M GOING AGAIN.
- YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION,
I'LL RIP THAT PENCIL OUT OF YOUR HAND
AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR NECK!
- GOOD JOB, TORI. - YEAH?
YOU LIKED IT? - NO.
BUT YOU ARE GETTING LESS TERRIBLE.
- WOW. THANKS.
- YOU'RE STILL PLAYING THE SCENE TOO SAFELY.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING RISKS.
- BUT I AM SO RISKY NOW.
LAST NIGHT I WENT TO A CRAZY GORILLA CLUB.
OH, AND THIS MORNING I ATE YOGURT THAT WAS
TWO DAYS PAST THE EAT-BY DATE.
I AM LIKE A MANIAC!
- GOOD, YOU'RE LEARNING TO BE A RISK TAKER,
AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.
- I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE SITTING
IN THAT BUCKET OF ICE.
- YEAH, JUST TELL US. - COME ON, TELL US.
- I TRIED TO MILK A HORSE.
WHEN I TURNED AROUND, THE HORSE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE TOOSH.
- TUSH. - I SAY TOOSH.
- ROBBIE'S TOOSH IS LOP-SIDED. - IT IS NOT.
- YOU KNOW THE LEFT CHEEK HANGS LOWER THAN THE RIGHT.
- HAMMER TIME.
- AW. - DARN IT ALL.
[MUSIC PLAYING] - ♪ I'M ON FIRE, ALL THESE WALLFLOWERS ♪
♪ LOOK LIKE... ♪♪
- OH, MY GOD.
- HIS TOOSH IS LOP-SIDED.
- DON'T LOOK AT IT!
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
♪♪
[SCREAMING]
[BUZZER]
VOICE OVER SPEAKER: LOSER!
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
- I WANT TO DO IT 'CAUSE I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHIN'!
- ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU HEAR THE BUZZER,
RUN OVER TO THIS SIDE, GRAB A RING.
RUN IT BACK-- - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
COME ON, LET'S DO THIS THING!
WHOO!
- FIVE SECONDS.
ALL: 5, 4, 3--
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL YOU. IT'S ALL YOU, TORI.
- IT'S ALL ME!
[BELL RINGING]
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING]
OOH!
ALL: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
- WATCH OUT. WATCH YOUR BACK.
OKAY. - OKAY.
- DOWN! DUCK! YES! - STUPID BALLS!
OH!
- OH, YES! YES!
- ALL RIGHT! HERE WE GO!
- NOW, ONE MORE. ONE MORE.
- I'M GOING BACK IN. I'M GOING BACK IN.
AH!
- HEY!
- AAH! HA!
OH, ALL RIGHT.
ALL: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
[BELL RINGING]
[CHEERING]
- YEAH! - WINNER!
- YEAH, BABY! - YOU DID IT!
- SHOOSH YEAH, I DID IT! - WHO'S A ROCKSTAR?
- ME!
- YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REAL RISK TAKER.
- I KNOW, AND TO PROVE IT EVEN MORE, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO RIGHT NOW? - WHAT?
- I'M GONNA USE THE BATHROOM HERE!
- SITTING? - SITTING.
AH!
- ANSWER ME. - YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION,
I'LL RIP THAT PENCIL OUT OF YOUR HAND,
AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR NECK!
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT. - YEAH! YEAH!
- WHOO! - YES!
YOU AUDITION LIKE THAT,
I GUARANTEE YOU'LL GET THE PART.
- [SQUEALS] WOMAN: SIKOWITZ,
LOOK AT THE SANDWICH I MADE YOU.
- HEH-HEH.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
- OH! WHOO!
OW!
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- JOGGING.
- ON YOUR FACE?
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
- YOU WENT JOGGING IN 10-INCH HEELS?
- YES, AND I STEPPED ON A ROCK, AND I FELL DOWN.
- AW.
- TWO LITTLE CANADIAN BOYS LAUGHED AT ME!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
GET THE DANG DOOR!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- I'LL GET IT. I LOVE DOORS.
THEY'RE LIKE PRESENTS WITH HINGES.
OH, LOOK, IT'S JADE. - OUT OF MY WAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'M JUST HELPING TORI REHEARSE FOR HER AUDITION.
- THAT'S THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW.
I KNOW SHE'S BAD, BUT DOES SHE REALLY NEED THIS MUCH HELP?
- HE'S TEACHING ME ABOUT TAKING RISKS.
- OH.
- IT'S TRUE.
TONIGHT SHE WENT TO THE GORILLA CLUB
AND BEAT THE BALLS OF PAIN.
- THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I AM A SUPREME RISK TAKER.
- SO YOU GOT PAST THE GORILLA?
- WELL, NO, I DIDN'T DO THE GORILLA THING.
BUT I USED THE BATHROOM THERE.
- SITTING DOWN?
- I MIGHT HAVE HOVERED.
- HA!
- I AM A RISK TAKER!
- DON'T TELL ME. TELL THE GORILLA.
- WHY DON'T YOU TELL MY BUTT?
TRINA: THAT'S MY THING!
[CHEERING]
- ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN!
THE NEXT VICTIM TO TAKE ON THE GORILLA IS TORI VEGA.
[BELL RINGING]
- GO, TORI!
[CHEERING]
[GORILLA ROARING]
- OKAY, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.
YOU GET PAST THE GORILLA, CLIMB THE NET,
GRAB THE BIG BANANA, YOU WIN.
- NO PROBLEM. LET'S GO!
[GORILLA GROWLING]
- HEY! MOVE.
- WHY SHOULD WE MOVE?
- WE WERE HERE FIRST.
- OKAY. HAMMER TIME!
- YEAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- ♪ I'M ALWAYS ON WHEN I GET ON THE FLOOR ♪
♪ START FROM THE TOP, THEN I DROP IT DOWN LOW... ♪
[CHEERING]
ALL: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[HORN BLOWS]
[BELL RINGING]
- AH!
[BUZZER] VOICE OVER SPEAKER: LOSER!
- CAN WE STOP HAMMER DANCING NOW?
- PLEASE? - NO!
- ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH.
- YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK IN THERE.
[GORILLA ROARS]
- OKAY.
♪♪
- ♪ WE HANGING LIKE SHOES ON THE RIGHT ♪
♪ YOU AIN'T GOTTA SAY IT, BABY, COME ON... ♪♪
- GO! - I SEE IT!
- [GASPS] - WHAT?
- [SCREAMING] - COME ON, REALLY?
[CHEERING]
- WHAT?
- OH, YEAH! - COME ON, GORILLA!
[GORILLA ROARS]
- HAMMER TIME!
♪♪
WHOO!
♪♪
[CHEERING]
- WHOA! GET UP!
- GET IT! GET UP THERE!
- GO, TORI!
[BELL RINGING]
- YEAH!
[GORILLA ROARING]
THIS TIME AROUND, TORI VEGA BEAT THE BIG, BAD--
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]
[BELL RINGING]
[GORILLA ROARS]
- JUST TELL ME WHY YOU TRIED TO PUSH YOUR UNCLE OFF THAT CLIFF.
- I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.
- ANSWER ME.
- YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION,
I'LL RIP THAT PENCIL OUT OF YOUR HAND
AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR NECK!
- AMAZING.
- THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST AUDITIONS I'VE EVER SEEN.
- REALLY? - OH, YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU JUST WENT FOR IT.
- OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
- AND WE'D TOTALLY GIVE YOU THE PART--
- IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR GORILLA INJURIES.
- WELL, IT STILL MEANS A LOT TO KNOW THAT YOU
WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE PART.
- GET WELL SOON.
- THANK YOU.
[GROANING]
- WHAT IS THAT?
OH, MY GO-- OKAY. IT BROKE, MY THING BROKE.
MY BROKE BROKE BROKE. MY HARNESS BROKE.
OH, MY GOD.
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL RINGS] - MMM!